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Re: The Misadventures of Darius Davion #3 - Darius and the Heartbreaker
« Reply #30 on: 18 February 2011, 18:33:27 »
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     Bertie, Cleery and the guards bustled us pretty unceremoniously down numerous back doors staircases, until we came to a stone corridor which smelt badly of damp. Cleery spitefully pushed me towards a black archway at the end, where I found what appeared to be a truly ancient stone staircase leading down presumably underground.
     "I wager Lucien Davion never guessed his own descendant would one day grace his so artfully created 'medieval dungeons'." Cleery hissed in my ear, then pushed me forward towards the steps.
     Gingerly I picked my way down the slippery wet staircase, which was made worse by the fact that when first created, it had been artificially worn as if from use. I recalled with a shudder that Lucien Davion, back even before the time of the First Princes, had been one of the chief architects of both this palace and the Federated Suns as a nation. Besides being a visionary and a shrewd political leader, dear old Lucien had also been one can short of a sixpack when it came to his historical whimsies. He'd been obsessed it seems with Terra's middle ages period, and the stone carvings, gargoyles, and these 'authentic' dungeons we were entering, were all built at his express orders.
     At the bottom of the stair we entered a corridor which ran crossways left and right from us, it was black as Takashi's heart in there, and the air was cold, musty, and wet. Drips sounded in the distance, echoing along the corridor, rats scuttled, bats fluttered, and cobwebs clogged the arches of corridors branching off here and there. Christ but it was like the basement of Dracula's Castle, and it smelt like prisoners might have been rotting down here since Lucien's day.
     "Cleery, this is ridiculous, you can't put us in here man. Why it's inhuman." I snapped, struggling to turn and bully the wretched little jumped up butler into locking us up in our rooms or something.
     "Sorry Captain." Ekkart said, stepping forward with his sonic pistol in his right hand and a handlight in his left. "Standing orders, anyone, no matter their rank, involved in violent or suspicious activity on Palace grounds is to be secured in the detention cells pending investigation. Now be a good fellow and take a right here please."
     Unable to argue with Bertie Ekkart's hard eyed stare and rock steady pistol, I did as I was told and moved along the corridor, passing numerous iron bound and studded oaken cell doors, and arched entrances to other corridors. It struck me there must have been a veritable maze of corridors and passages down there, with the stench becoming almost unbearable as we moved deeper in, and I almost expected a dragon to leap out at me as we approached each branching corner.
     "This is intolerable." I groaned, causing Cleery to chuckle, the swine.
     "You never know Sir," He said merrily. "If you're found guilty of trying to kill this charming lady, you may be spending quite a few years down here." Which was rot of course, I'd be sent to prison elsewhere, but it wasn't what I needed to be hearing at that moment, and my spirits sank all the more. Prison? Oh Christ and Conrad, what had I done? I should have just bit the bullet and given in to Paula's hateful blackmail, I'd made my position far worse, Hanse would have my hide for this.
     He'd been warning me for years what he'd do to me if he ever caught me really stepping out of line ... and now he'd be in a position where he'd be able to follow his threats through. My previous successes wouldn't matter to him, the hypocritical and ungrateful bastard; my famous saving of his brother's body from the Snakes, that I'd won his bloody throne for him, that it had largely been my undercover work which had wrecked the Free Worlds League at his command, that I had saved his precious Phoenix experimental equipment and Techs, or that I'd exposed the archenemy in the heart of his court. None of that would matter, I'd been caught in a death struggle with a guest of his precious bloody conference, on the very roof of the Summer Palace, and he would regard that as a personal insult and a public scandal he'd want no part of, beyond of course skinning me alive, throwing me to the wolves of the press, stripping me of my honours, and who knew what else.
     Well with all that going through my mind it was a wonder I didn't break down in tears there and then, but I knew I couldn't with Bertie Ekkart, Cleery and the guards there, or the story of my shame would be whizzing around the Inner Sphere by the very next day. I kept my head high, wrinkled my nose, and pulled away from Cleery, doing my best to stay in character.
     "Uggh, it smells like you down here Cleery." I sneered, gratified a little to see his obvious annoyance. "Well, if I'm going to have to lodge down here, with your kind," I nodded at the rats skittering away from our handlights. "I'd like a copy of the New Avalon Herald, and a full Federated breakfast, delivered tomorrow at 08:30 hours."
     The guards and Ekkart guffawed at seeing the old Dashing Darius of popular legend, unfazed by his dreadful position and possible social ruin, and even sparing time to joke in the face of such adversity. I drew some small strength from that. 
     "Shut up!" Cleery cursed, and jabbed me hard in the small of my back. "Keep moving." We didn't have much further to go, until Cleery called us to a half in front of two small cells facing each other across the corridor. They were open faced chambers, decorated only with a mangy looking cot, a bucket to piss in, sturdy iron bars from floor to ceiling, and a grill door which Cleery opened and thrust me through. Ekkart put Paula, who had been silent the whole time since our arrest, in the opposite cell. If you can believe it, Cleery then lit a ****** of wood with a cigarette lighter, creating a flickering torch which he jammed in a sconce on the wall, completing the dungeon ambience. With that they made to leave.
     "Oh Cleery one more thing ... it's important." I called out, and they all paused in curiosity. "I like my bacon crispy." Again the chaps laughed in grudging admiration, while Creepy Cleery looked like he'd happily leave me to starve down there. Y'know looking back, it's no surprise to me that a year or so later old Cleery was exposed as a Capellan spy, for in common with just about every other Charlie Crappoe I ever met, he completely lacked any shred of a sense of humour.
     Still, after they'd sloped off, I sank my head into my hands, and silently sobbed at my position, doing my level best to ignore both the unholy reek of the place, the scratching of the rats, the drip ... drip ... drip, and of course La Stilson's baleful eyes watching me from across the corridor.
     I've been in a fair few lock ups in my time, Blake save me, and though I was only incarcerated under the Summer Palace for less than a day, Lucien's grim dungeon folly sticks in my mind up there with the worst of 'em; such as that bare, dim, high security Maskirovka holding cell, where I winded up after first arriving on Sian during the Fourth Succession War ... or the crowded, sweaty, hell of that Snake political prison on Alshain ... or the bone numbingly cold ice-cave on Gotterdammerung, where I'd only survived thanks to that mad minx Susie sneaking in to warm me up, against her ferocious mother's jealous orders ... or that sickening brig on the Filibuster, where we floated, chained to the bulkhead walls, floor, and ceiling, amidst drifting clouds of our own waste and the blood and severed limbs of other prisoners, who'd not survived the psychotic whims of the ship's crew - ahh, but I shall get to all that soon enough.
     Suffice to say I didn't endure my time in casa-del-Lucien well, the dripping moisture began to jangle my nerves like Capellan water torture, the cold and damp had me shivering, and I became sure I could see the red eyes of the rats watching me from the shadows, waiting for me to go to sleep, I imagined, before they would leap up and take a nibble at me. Paula, rot her miserable soul, seemed to go to sleep almost instantly, pointedly ignoring the occasional curse I spat across the corridor at her, so she was hardly good company.
     All in all, after what seemed like days, though was in fact a matter of hours, I was actually relieved to hear the approach of distant feet, and the rumbling echoes of a voice I recognised as that of cousin Hanse. I stood, straightened my dishevelled, and pretty ripe smelling uniform, and waited at attention. Noting that Paula simply pulled herself up into a sitting position, and ironically sneered at my pretension of martial discipline.
    Hanse stamped up, flanked to his rear by Bertie Ekkart, Creepy Cleery, and behind them the looming shape of Mordechai Bloom, whose face was a picture of confused woe. Hanse was wearing a red half jacket emblazoned with the sword and sun crest, black trousers, and polished boots. He seemed brimming with health, his face fixed in a stern frown, his blue eyes flicking with clear distaste about the dungeon corridor and cells.
     "I've never liked these deeps." I heard him mutter to Ekkart, who nodded fawningly like the good little toady he was.
     "Now then ... Darius." Hanse declared in a loud voice, that sent booming echoes off into the dark labyrinth surrounding us, and stood, feet apart, before my cell, his back to Paula. "What on the Great Green Runway have you to say for yourself?" He asked, his voice rising in volume and anger.
    Well, I'd been so wrapped up in the horror of my position, and the unpleasant surroundings I'd found myself dumped in, I hadn't given much thought to how I should play this with Hanse, until now that was. He stood there a shadowy figure, with the torch burning behind him on the wall, his fists balled at his sides, his face a dark silhouette, yet physically radiating menace and tightly controlled temper. I gulped, about to leap in feet first with a story about how I'd come to suspect Paula again of working for the Snakes, and perhaps her being involved in a wicked plot to kill Hanse himself ... but one quick glance to Hanse's side to see her there, watching closely, her eyes warning me that any attempt by me to blacken her name further would cause her to spill the beans about my true actions on New Ivaarsen, dissuaded from that route, for I'd almost certainly quickly fly from being a suspected attempted murderer, to a proven successful one.
     I stood there then, as the seconds dragged by, in silent desperation, cudgelling my brain to come up with something that might save me, or at least give some vague cause to my having attacked Paula on the roof.
     "Darius I'm waiting." Hanse hissed, growing more angry still at my silence, and causing my brain to fog with increased terror. I began to stammer a little, but caught Cleery grinning at that, so dragged my nerves into line, and decided I would risk brassing it out.
     "I'm afraid I can't say Sire." I said as calmly as I could with my bowels dissolving with fear and threatening to empty their contents into my pants at any moment.
     Despite the black shadows, Hanse's face seemed to darken even more. "I hope you're not about to claim this was 'an affair of honour' Darius ... for your sake." He growled, and I cursed that he'd read my mind. Well I suppose he had seen me use the same line with his brother, the Hound, when I'd first met 'em both on New Avalon in '13, and he'd warned me then I'd better not ever try the same trick on him.
     I was finished, I couldn't risk blaming Paula in any way, I couldn't fall back on spurious claims it was some kind of honourable duel, for Hanse would clearly never accept that from me, and I could think of nothing else. Embarrassing really looking back, a chap with my brains should have been ready, but I wasn't and I was out of time.
     "Very well Darius, if you have nothing to say in explanation or in your own defence, I am afraid I must-" At that moment Hanse was interrupted by Paula clearing her throat behind him, Hanse turned in surprise, as did the others.
     "Your Highness, I think there's been a mistake here." Paula said respectfully, which caused Hanse to furrow his broad brow all the more.
     "Damn right there has, if you two think you can settle whatever old scores you have-" Hanse began in a shout that would have had me quaking in my boots, but which Paula actually spoke calmly over.
     "No you misunderstand Sire. Darius and I weren't fighting, I'd made to jump when he turned me down romantically, and he was trying to pull me back up. He won't tell you this of course, because he's too much of a gentleman ... to tell anyone I tried to commit suicide because of him not loving me." A silence fell that was so complete that I'm sure the dripping moisture even stopped, and Hanse gaped first at Paula, then turned in disbelieving amazement back to me.
     "A gentleman? Him?" My bastard cousin asked of the air. I on the other hand was equally thunderstruck, though I felt a physical sense of joy deep in my belly, that beautiful bitch had pulled the perfect excuse out at just the last moment. Ekkart was scratching his head in consternation I noted, probably trying to recall exactly what he'd seen up on the roof, while Cleery seemed about to have an apoplectic fit.
     "That's not what I saw Your Highness." He cried out, and Hanse shot a look between him and Paula.
     "It is Sire," Paula said softly, hanging her head now in a bravura performance of remorseful shame. "I caught my head on a chimney as Darius pulled me down to stop me jumping, then I struggled against Darius's efforts to pull me back from the edge. I must confess I managed to overpower him and jumped, but ... I changed my mind and caught the edge of the roof, which must be what Mr Cleery saw, but I assure you Darius was only trying to save me. Weren't you Darius?" She said, looking up with tears absolutely streaking her cheeks, and I would have kissed the crazy slut again if I could have reached her. Well I knew how to run with a story when it was thrown to me.
     "I don't think it's appropriate for me to discuss Paula's state of mind with others Sire." I said, however at this Hanse growled like an animal about to strike, so I quickly went on. "However, if you insist, it seems the silly goose took a fancy to me back on New Ivaarsen and had been nursing it ever since, but well as you know, first and foremost, I'm married to the service Sire." Which caused him to clench his jaw so hard I thought he was about to break his teeth. "So I wasn't able to offer her the life she deserves. I'm always looking to the next adventure, the next Kuritan invasion, the next secret mission, and a wife, well it'd break my heart to have to keep leaving her behind y'see?
     Anyway I told her this, and she became, I'm sorry Paula, but crazed ... momentarily I'm sure. She made to jump, and well I caught hold of her, and we did struggle a little, ending in her going over the edge. I was about to pull her back up when young Bertie and the good Mr Cleery arrived on the scene and jumped to the wrong conclusion." I ended my little tale with an apologetic shrug.
     "Why didn't you tell us this pile of crap at the time then? Eh?" Cleery spat, his rubbery lips positively flapping in frustration, and causing Hanse to frown at him disapprovingly I noted.
     "Don't like your tone there Cleery." I murmured, but turning back to Hanse answered the question. "As I say Sire, I didn't feel it was proper for me to blab Paula's moment of weakness about to all and sundry. It's a private matter surely, and frankly I was amazed anyone could even think I'd wish to harm a positively charming gal like her, or any other Fed Suns citizen come to that, so I decided I'd best wait to explain it to you personally. I knew you'd understand Sire." I verbally grovelled, and despite himself Hanse very grudgingly eased his temper down a few notches. He didn't entirely believe us of course, he's far too shrewd a judge of character for that, but a scandal at that time and place wouldn't have been in his interests any more than mine, so this gave him the perfect escape route so to speak, also the fact the presumed victim was clearly not willing to press any charges left any case against me decidedly debatable ... especially when Paula dropped her final bomb behind him.
     "Darius is right, I was momentarily crazed, but I accept and respect his decision now, especially as we need to be on good terms now  that we'll be working so closely together in the Periphery, over the coming months." Hanse was flabbergasted, he span again backwards and forwards between Paula and I, before jabbing his finger at me.
     "You're accompanying her and Bloom into the Periphery?" He asked in disbelief, as inwardly I groaned, realising there was now nothing else for it but to buckle and go along with Paula's mysterious wish to see me dragged along with her and Bloom into the Out.
     "Indeed Sire, with your permission of course? I caught some of the speeches yesterday and found 'em pretty inspiring, and then Mr Bloom and Paula here made a deuced convincing argument that very real gains for our nation may lay out yonder, and I must say all in all my sense of adventure has been well and truly piqued." I thought about suggesting that perhaps Hanse needed me for other duties, but I knew that Paula would spot such an obvious ploy and might start blabbing, so I played it straight. Hanse rubbed his forehead, clearly trying to work out what angle I might be playing, then coming up blank just shook his head.
     "Very well Darius, you never cease to amaze me y'know. But a man of your name involved in New Frontier exploration would certainly help publicise the efforts of all our pioneers, so I shall happily sign you off the books on special duties. Get them out of there Cleery and stow your whining, I need to have a proper talk upstairs with these three brave souls."
     So that was that. I was hooked and landed, and nothing to be done about it. Later that day I made the speech Paula had cooked up for me, in all it's uncompromising glory, to a rapturous crowd. The press had been called, whether by Paula or Hanse I don't know, and I was soon giving interview after interview about my 'unswerving commitment to the New Frontier endeavour', and how I was 'sure that great gains to our nation would soon begin to flow from the Periphery'. The headlines over coming days and weeks then made superficially pleasing reading for me; 'AFFS HERO TO OPEN UP HANSE'S NEW FRONTIER' ran the New Avalon Herald, 'HERO OF MALLORY'S WORLD VOWS TO DEFEAT PIRATES OF THE PERIPHERY' cried the front page of Renard Reportage rather hopefully, 'MOST ELIGIBLE BACHELOR LEAVES US FOR THE HINTERWORLDS' sobbed the society magazine Avalonian Angels, and yet all the while my heart sank deeper and deeper into despair. I was doomed and the yawning black abyss of the Periphery drew ever closer, waiting for me in the nightmares which tormented me every time I closed my eyes. 
     I would wake sweaty and shivering with fear, still hearing those echoing words Bloom had spoken as we were trudging back out along that filthy dungeon corridor under the Summer Palace, after he had first clapped and cheered to hear me declare I was going with them, he then dropped his ruddy great claw on my shoulder again and had proclaimed in a loud voice which reverberated off into the distance.
     "Sweet Mercy! To the gates of Heaven this minstrel lead, his sins forgiven."

END OF PART TWO
« Last Edit: 19 February 2011, 02:22:44 by Tokage »
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Re: The Misadventures of Darius Davion #3 - Darius and the Heartbreaker
« Reply #31 on: 19 February 2011, 05:28:22 »
PART THREE

THE PERIPHERY

3024

MAY - DECEMBER

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     The Periphery, the Big Black, the Beyond, the Hinterworlds, Empty Space, the Outer Void, the Wilderness Worlds, Out Yonder, or even simply 'The Out' as many Inner Sphere spacers refer to it. I've heard that vast nebulous region, which lies between ourselves and the anterior space of the uncharted Galaxy beyond, called many names and each and every one of them raises goose bumps on my arms, causes my hands to shake, and my mouth to dry with fear. For out there lie the howling wastes, where all the weaknesses and vices of mankind have wrought many shades of living hell across countless worlds, and where I have suffered some of the most appalling times of my life.
     D'you know though, I've heard it being said lately that the Periphery isn't really all that bad, when taken as a whole and compared to the worst bits of the Inner Sphere. I first heard this crapulous theory earlier this very year (Editor - 3048), while on my way back to report to Hanse on New Avalon about my part in that perilous Taurian business I'd been dragged into by my old Academy 'buddy', Justin bloody Allard, and I feel it may give you some idea of my views on the Periphery in general before I return to the account of my part in the Bloom Expedition of 3024.
     So then, this fall I'd stopped off at Islamabad JumpStation intending to grab a decent curry during the layover, and perhaps avail myself of the famously skilled local females, when this freshly scrubbed looking young bit of a 'cultural anthropologist' had talked me into giving her an interview, which would focus upon my knowledge of 'Periphery Societies', as she had put it. She was pretty enough, in a bespectacled, looking-down-her-nose, damn-you-me-lad, kind of way, but I'd only agreed to speak to her because she'd promised to shell out for my dinner, and more importantly she had NAIS credentials and I'd not wanted to piss on that place again what with Hanse already thirsting for my blood.
     Well the interview had started out well enough, with her allowing me to yarn away about my glory days, which consisted of course of quite a good deal of lying and dissembling, while munching away upon an excellent dish of Tandoori Chicken. However she soon began to push her pet theory, which I understand these days is not an uncommon one amongst the trendy young academic, revisionist, cultural relativist, set.           
     "Are you saying then, that you believe the Periphery to be less advanced proportionately than the Inner Sphere then Hauptmann General Davion?" She asked while I was half way through telling her a pretty true account of the time I was chased around an adobe walled maze, by the Caliph of Astrokaszy's pet hunting leopards, while that bastard and his court watched from above, cheering and pelting me the whole time with dates. Well, I was so surprised at her ridiculous question I nearly blew a half chewed mouthful of poppadom in her sour looking face.
     "What ... are you joking?" I asked, scratching my head, thinking the lass was pulling my plonker in some way.
     "Not at all General," She replied, in a mighty high handed tone of voice. "I'm merely suggesting that if one takes into account the highly advanced major super powers and the numerous other rapidly developing multi-planet alliances of the Periphery, is it not perhaps time we all reappraised our rather old fashioned ... and ... forgive me, bigoted opinions; that we are in some way more civilised than those who dwell outside the grasp of our war mongering Inner Sphere Houses?"
     "Bigoted?" I roared, my blood rushing to my head. "Highly advanced?" At which I choked on my mouthful of food, and she was forced to push a glass of water at me. I gulped it down, then jabbed my finger at her angrily.
     "Now see here young missy." I growled. "I don't know if you've ever been Out Yonder, but from the sounds of it you haven't!"
     "Actually I was on a lecturing tour of the six Taurian universities just this year, when your little war blew up, and I was forced to return to the Suns because of the tensions." She sniffed, unfazed by my anger.
     "Oh right," I grunted. "So you've visited a Taurian university campus or two and think that makes you an expert on the rest of the Periphery do you?
     Well let me put you straight young lady, I've travelled from one end of the Out to the other in my time, and have visited worlds which you won't find on any university map, and which I doubt you've even heard of. I've seen the Periphery in all it's horror, and yes all it's wonder too, and I assure you that no matter how many new schools there might be in the Pleides, or how many new nations might rise or fall outside the borders of civilised space, as they always have out there by the way, it won't change the fact that most of the Periphery is an ignorant, backward, pestilential, poverty stricken,  hellhole." I paused to draw breath, giving her time to clear her throat angrily.
     "Well I can see you are every bit as closed minded as your aggressively militarist background would suggest." She sneered, causing my ire to rise all the more.
     "Closed minded? Hah! Aggressively militarist? Hah! I'd like to see you try interviewing most of the important Periphery leaders'; that robot eyed madman Tommy 'the Bull' Calderon for instance is about the most aggressive bloody militarist I ever met, and see how open minded you find Redjack Ryan say, or that whipper snapper Morrison, or Hefty Helmar?
     Why they'd show you closed minded, as just for fun, they had your tongue pulled out, or had the skin flayed from your back, or had you sawn in half!" I cried out at the top of my voice, causing diners at nearby tables to gasp and sputter in offended horror, while secretly listening in of course. My expert scholar however was not about to let me get the last word in that easily.
     "That you cite mainly the names of some of the few, very unrepresentative, Periphery criminals, characterised by our Inner Spherist propaganda engines as 'pirates', only shows your partiality and lack of understanding of the truth of the typical 'Periphery experience' today. Why Redjack is but one, admittedly unpleasant I'm sure, individual. However there are over two billion people living perfectly civilised lives on Taurus alone, another half a billion on Canopus, and then there are the thousands of hardy souls for example who have banded together in search of better, safer, lives in such developing nations as the new Rim Collection. Come, come, General, look beyond the horrors of the past, which I accept you clearly lived through to some degree, and concede that life in the Periphery for most of it's inhabitants is these days improving year on year.
     As for Protector Calderon, he is what we have made him surely. Who can blame the man for being paranoid about an AFFS invasion when our government's policies for his entire lifetime have been geared around waging aggressive war and the violent conquest of our neighbours?" She sipped her iced water, her eyes flashing triumphantly, as she obviously thought she had the better of me.
     "Hmph, well I'll give you that more people live in the Taurian and Canopian states, than perhaps are to be found across the rest of the Periphery put together." I grudgingly replied. "But that still leaves one hell of a lot of poor souls who are spread across the rest of the waste worlds. Oh and don't try to lecture me about the Rim Collection, it's only still there today because that ass Moroney had the rare good sense to persuade me to train his little army. Now I've left, I give that place ten years tops, before Morrison and his thugs, or some other pirate band, steam straight in there and sack the whole place.
     You need to understand missy, that not even including certain little places I've visited out in the Deep Black, which I'm sure no one else knows about, there are over sixty states out there ... not including the Concordat, the Magistracy, and the Outworlds. Sixty! Okay, many are one world or less in size, but nevertheless they all have populations that typically suffer lives of grinding poverty, agrarian servitude, and all too often outright barbarism and slavery. The mass of unnoticed independent worlds are more often than not water and resource poor, they usually lack what we'd consider even the most basic medical supplies, and thus starvation, malnutrition, and disease are extremely common. Also, as I have said ignorance is the order of the day, crackpot religious cults and beliefs abound, and there are plenty of examples where the typical level of culture would shock Attila the Hun!
     Go to the peasants out there on Novo Franklin say, or Astrokaszy, or the Rim worlds, or on any one of the numerous ex-Outworlds Outer Sphere splinter planets, or on your precious Taurian new colony worlds even, see how better-off and happy they seem living their short bitter lives of grim serfdom. Go to Niops, and see how free the bulk of it's slave populace are. Or to the Marian Hegemony with it's ridiculous pretensions, and try interviewing it's violent piratical military commanders. Go to the Outworlds Alliance planets where they all scrabble in the dirt to survive, and most marry a handful of women each, often their own sisters, try to talk to them about their appreciation of high art, or politics. Hah!" I snorted, well I'd laid it on a bit heavy I'll own, but still my point was pretty sound in my opinion.
     "I'm sure there's some truth in what you say." The obstinate little wench said slowly in reply. "But ... one could make a case that much of the Inner Sphere is 'backward', and 'ignorant'. Look at the brutal military tyrannies of the Combine and the Capellan Confederation, the murderous police states that crush the mass of the populace under the feet of their 'Mechs. Look at the erosion of long cherished liberties in the Free Worlds League at the moment, or at the shameful conditions of life endured by the poor folk of our own, so called, Outback planets."
     I shrugged. "Well if you're saying a good deal of the Inner Sphere ain't much of a place to live, then I'll agree with you, but I thought we were talking about the Periphery. Just because most of our Outback planets for example have a standard of life that would embarrass a caveman, that don't change the fact they're still better off than folk on your typical independent Periphery world."
     And so our conversation went on, with me recounting tale after tale of my travels to prove my point; stories of hollow cheeked, polio and rickets blighted, peasant children starving while their betters duelled in BattleMechs ... of mass executions of commoners on Astrokaszy thanks to the religious mania of the Caliph ... of the slave markets of Antallos, where I was buyer, seller, and slave at different times of my life ... of Taurian ghost colonies, wiped out by fever and plague ... of the countless two-pig agrarian towns burning and sacked by this or that pirate band ... the rapine ... the pillage ... the carnage.
     For her part, my interviewer grew more and more determined not to concede to my points, and eventually I grew tired of the argument and stood to leave.
     "I will say this though," I murmured, half to myself, looking down at my Canopian prosthetic hand. "There is great good out there too. But who wants to dig for pearls in a mountain of blood, gore, and shit?"
Now listen to me you benighted muckers. We're going to teach you soldiering. The world's noblest profession. When we're done with you, you'll be able to slaughter your enemies like civilized men. - HRH D. Dravot

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Re: The Misadventures of Darius Davion #3 - Darius and the Heartbreaker
« Reply #32 on: 19 February 2011, 06:09:51 »
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     I first boarded the JumpShip Daffodil at the Argyle zenith jump point, on the 20th March 3024. Seemingly suspended motionless in space, amidst a far flung little fleet of other vessels, which were presumably awaiting the end of Hanse's conference; she was a rather aged, though basically sound looking, Merchant Class void jumper, with a typically tubular main body some third of a klick long and, unusually for her class, possessed a hydroponics deck attached behind her for'ard mounted main bridge dome. I recall gazing at the clear duraglass covered dome of that hydroponics deck as we approached by shuttle, noting bleakly the greenery of the vegetable crops and the small orchard, from the produce of which we might all have to subsist if we were Out Yonder too long. The hydro' dome was attached to the slowly rotating grav deck, which turned in a constant, stately, motion directly below the main bridge. Behind the ship's rear set station-keeping drive pipe, stretched the almost invisible and enormous two klick long cables connecting to her unfurled solar-sail; the glistening klick wide octagonal sheet of high-strength silver coloured polymer, coated with energy absorbing chemicals which convert visible light, ultraviolet, infrared, microwave, and even radio waves, into the power needed to charge the Kearny-Fuchida drive, and thereby bend space.
     I must say, with the pale orange light of Argyle's star shining through the central hole of the jump sail, and playing along her silvered hull, like sunset on the wet skin of some great sea creature, she was beautiful I suppose, after a fashion. Though I was too sick at that moment to appreciate any such subjective whimsies, preoccupied as I was with the knowledge that that damn boat was about take me on the long journey to the ends of civilisation, and then out into the barbaric lands of the Periphery.
     "With ships the sea was sprinkled far and nigh," The mad man Bloom began suddenly, from the shuttle seat beside mine.
     "Like stars in heaven, and joyously it showed;
     Some lying fast at anchor in the road,
     Some veering up and down, one knew not why.
     A goodly vessel did I then espy
     Come like a giant from a haven broad;
     And lustily along the bay she strode,
     Her tackling rich, and of apparel high.
     The ship was nought to me, nor I to her,
     Yet I pursued her with a lover's look;
     This ship to all the rest did I prefer..
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     He was beaming, I noted, the reflected amber starlight painting his hideous face. And this poetry obsessed loon was the man who held my future in the palm of his metal claw! Struggling not to sob out loud at the thought, it then occurred to me I actually knew next to nothing about him, or the specifics of his plans, and so decided it wouldn't hurt to grill him some.
     "So, err, Mister Bloom, how did you get into this game?" I asked, after first clearing my throat and doing my best to keep hidden any hint of the queasy churning in my guts that was building the nearer we got to his damn tub.
     "Ah, it was through my dear brother." He replied, sighing sadly and dropping his eyes from the shuttle's passenger deck observation screens, through which we'd been watching the approaching JumpShip. "We Blooms have long hailed from the city of Black Bethlehem on Robinson's Megiddo continent, from where once we controlled nearly a sixth of the entire planet's industrial output. However, since the dark days of the Kuritan occupation, when much of our patrimonial assets were destroyed, and over the generations since, our family's financial situation has dwindled down to a shadow of it's former glory.
     I was born in the year 2975, four years before my brother Reuben, and I can never recall a time in my boyhood when I wasn't looking out for him. Even when he was a babe in arms, he still somehow managed to crawl into trouble. Ah me, but he was a wild lad, and I loved him deeply for it, and as the years began to pass we played together constantly ... delving into old mine shafts, playing hide and go seek through our family's remaining factory, sneaking into military bases to watch the soldiers drilling, the tanks rolling past, and the great BattleMechs making the ground shake deliciously under our young feet." With that the tedious blow-hard's eyes misted over I noted, as he clearly drifted back to those days of his long lost youth, as he carried on in a similar vein for some time, becoming maudlin and harking back to playing at being pirates on the local lake, of mock battles with gangs of street urchins, and then onto what seemed an endless, nearly tearful, description of his much lamented and beloved late mother, with her 'soft brown hair and eyes of purest blue' ... which set him off into another one of his blasted poems.
     "Ahem ..." I interrupted him mid flow. "Your brother?"
     "Oh yes, of course, Reuben." He muttered, clearly somewhat miffed at my intrusion into his nostalgic reverie. "Well anyway, when the time came for me to choose my path in life, I opted not to follow the soldier's road, but to prepare myself for business. However, Robinson is sadly lacking in centres of higher learning I am afraid, so dedicated are the populace to the ongoing war effort, and thus I was forced to travel beyond my homeworld. However my parent's money could only extend so far, and so it was, after a heart wrenching parting from my parents and dear Reuben, I schooled at the rather less than prestigious Colleges of Savonburg. Ah me, but those were the days though, splitting my time between my formal business studies, and my newfound love of the ancient works of Wordsworth and his contemporaries." And with that he was off again, whittering on about long afternoons spent in a punt, reciting poems to some damn tart named Joanna, and picnics where he blotted the pages of his textbooks with the drips of butter from hot toasted crumpets.
     "Oh Joanna eh?" I interjected, doing my level best to find something of interest in his interminable rambling. "So more than one type of hot crumpet was on the menu then?" I leered friendly like, hoping he'd dish the dirt at least, but would you believe the old windbag seemed to take the right hump, and scowled at me with his one remaining eye.
     "I'd rather you didn't mock, for as the Laureate would put it, my memory of that past affection is old and true." He growled, looking deuced dangerous suddenly, the talons of his rusty claw scraping together with a grating squeal. Anyway, thank Christ, Conrad, and the whole Circuit, but he then got his story back on track at least.
     "Well then, my brother Reuben, despite possessing many other good qualities, did not share my taste for business and the arts. He was a man of action from the first, and it was no surprise to my parents and I that once old enough he chose the military life. He enrolled as a MechWarrior cadet at a relatively lowly regarded military academy in the Draconis March Outback, and excelled in his studies there. Though I understand he was something of a rebel during his days preparing for war, and suffered quite a few reprimands while at the academy." He chuckled, and thinking of my own time at the Old Sak, I nodded.
     "Nothing wrong with that old chap. Why I was expelled from Sakhara y'know, and it didn't do me any harm!" Bloom blinked at that, probably because like most people he'd either forgotten or hadn't been aware of my early disgrace, before I'd first made my name for saving the Hound's body on Mallory's World.
     "Expelled you say? Well, Reuben was never expelled. He graduated with good marks in 2999 in fact, and won a posting in an Avalon Hussars 'Mech regiment. Father had purchased him a light, somewhat war damaged, Enforcer model BattleMech, nearly crippling our collective wallets in doing so.
     However, despite winning promotion and commendations in a short period of time, Reuben I think found the AFFS regime too binding and restrictive for a man with his wandering nature, and to our father's fury he ultimately resigned his Leftenancy in '03. By then I was acting as father's second back on Robinson, and I well remember the stormy atmosphere at the time ... anyway Reuben sent word he was joining a mercenary unit that was forming out in the Taurian Concordat, and that he would send back the full value of the 'Mech father had bought him upon his graduation, just as soon as he had saved the money.
     We didn't hear from him again for several years, father passed away in '06, and we'd already lost mother at the turn of the century. So the business fell to me, and with wise investments I began to turn things around pretty quickly, making a profitably hand of the family trade for the first time in generations.
     Reuben contacted me by c-mail out of the blue ... or the Black, I suppose might be a better way of putting it ... on my thirty sixth birthday, in 3011. His message was brief, wishing me well, and stating his sincere regrets that he hadn't been able to get home before father had passed on, though he had heard of it a few months after the event, through keeping an eye on the Robinsonian news bulletins he regularly purchased from ComStar, and he assure me he'd said kaddish for father as soon as word reached him. The message then went on to hint at Reuben's excitement and reckless joy at the mercenary life he was leading out there in the Periphery; a life of great journeys, daring battles, perilous risks and potentially great rewards. He painted a picture of the Periphery contrary to all the horror stories that were common place at that time, and I must say it seemed he was living the reality of our boyhood games of adventure and daring-do. He ended by promising to come home for a visit as soon as he could.
     Attached to the c-mail was an electronic money transfer, made through a ComStar broker based upon an outpost just beyond the Fed Suns Periphery border, and made payable to me, for the sum of four million C-Bills. To cover the cost of his BattleMech, as he'd promised all those years before. Sadly I never heard from Reuben again after that, and despite launching several searches I have found no sign of him.
     Well, I must confess I was a changed man after receiving his c-mail, Reuben's talk of the Periphery spurred me into researching the subject, and as fate would have it a few years later Hanse became First Prince, and promptly began offering financial aid to businessmen interested in raising exploration missions into the Hinterworlds. It seemed destiny to me, and still does, and as the family business was running itself healthily enough by then, I quickly made the decision to become one of the pioneers Hanse was calling for. I made my first trip over the border in 3015, visiting firstly the Micanos System, and then probing into the Outer Sphere ... however, my ship at that time was bought cheaply, and we suffered a freak misjump, just as we were making some progress, which left me badly wounded." He winced at the memory, and grimaced as he raised his good hand to the scar tissue and missing eye. Aside from the true horror stories of ships just vanishing never to be seen again, or of lost ships that become trapped in an endless loop appearing every few years at certain jump points for a few seconds, only to disappear once again, I'd heard of misjumps where upon translation into the destination system, spacers and passengers had been warped into ship's bulkheads, or tables or chairs had materialised through people's bodies. I shuddered, misjumps were thankfully rare as hen's teeth, but they were always a possibility, at that time I'd been lucky enough never to experience one, and I had no wish to delve too deeply into the specifics of Bloom's misjump accident.
     By the way, I have since personally suffered being aboard two different JumpShips during misjumps, and I must say the one, which was caused thanks to pilot error after the fool plotted our course while as drunk as a reveller on Pope's Day, actually saved my neck at the time and left me none the worse for wear. Whereas the other, which was down to Conrad knows what, near killed me ... and almost stranded us in that light-less graveyard system, where ghost ships drifted all around us. Blake but that's an ill tale I shall have to tell you another day, perhaps on Halloween, of our discovery, amidst all those other old hulks, of the wreck of the Vagabond School Ship Kennedy, and of the bloody deeds that went on there. Though, you mayn't believe me when I do.
     Enough of that now, as I was saying, Bloom picked up his story again. "Ever since then I have been studying, preparing and making sure that the next time ... this time ... we would not make such a rudimentary error. This time we will succeed."
     "Uh huh." I murmured thoughtfully. "Succeed in what exactly?"
     Bloom looked suddenly startled, and strangely almost guilty, before stuttering quickly. "Why in our quest to find lost worlds, recontact the far flung planets of the Outer Sphere, map uncharted space, and ... and ... become rich." He finished almost in a doubtful tone of voice. I gave him a quick slantendicular, noting his odd manner. Something was rotten in Denmark, as old Ross McKinnon used to say, but I couldn't decide precisely what at that time.
     Anyway, we were pulling in to dock, so I didn't get the chance at the time to press him further for the details that were nagging at me. Did we have specific planets we were going to visit? Were we looking for any particular lost Outworlds Alliance systems? Did we even have a route planned? What hazards might we reasonably expect to meet? Were there known pirate or slaver groups active in the region? All these questions and more seemed obvious to me, yet Bloom continued to dodge answering them over the coming days and weeks of travel out to the border, to my growing concern.
     I was pretty sure Bloom meant me no harm, and wasn't a bad man, or anything like that, and to be honest I just assumed he was a businessman who was playing his cards close to his chest, so as to reduce any risk of his trade secrets getting out to his competitors. I should perhaps have paid more attention to the bloody man's guru, this Wordsworth chap, who a millennia before had warned;
     'In modern business it is not the crook who is to be feared most, it is the honest man who doesn't know what he is doing.'
Now listen to me you benighted muckers. We're going to teach you soldiering. The world's noblest profession. When we're done with you, you'll be able to slaughter your enemies like civilized men. - HRH D. Dravot

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Re: The Misadventures of Darius Davion #3 - Darius and the Heartbreaker
« Reply #33 on: 19 February 2011, 06:25:31 »
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     It took us the best part of two months to get from Argyle to New Delos, the Outback system from which we were to jump into the Periphery. Which was actually very fast time for a JumpShip, and was thanks to the fact Bloom had had the good sense to lay out the bunce needed to equip the Daffodil with a lithium-fusion battery system and thus enable the tub to double jump.
     Mind you, two months is still a hell of a long time to be holed up on a JumpShip, especially when you know you're headed straight into the mouth of hell. Time blurs when there is no day and night to mark it's passage, only the changing shifts of the ship's crew and the bland flickering digits of chronometers. Men go mad on JumpShips all the time, and I can entirely understand why, for Jump travel is one long nothing, an epic journey where one doesn't even experience any feeling of movement. Your ship just sits there for days on end recharging, then you get the few seconds of nauseous excitement of the jump, disappearing in one system and materialising in another, and then it's back to the routine of waiting for the sail and battery to recharge again. At least with a double jumping ship, on every other jump we were able to jump again after only a day or so to adjust to the effects of the previous jump, but still we spent long weeks basically doing absolutely nothing.
     So it should come as no surprise to you that my recollections of those long endless seeming weeks are something of a blur, an endless round of tedious listless exercise on the grav deck, of bland communal meals shared with various members of the crew, of long lonely sessions boozing in my cabin sobbing to myself at the wretched fate which had befallen me, of card games with Lyle and Miller, a pair of crewmen I cursorily befriended and who typically spent their down time veering between black depression and alcohol induced euphoria, and of watching an unfeasible number of tri-vid movies and porno. 
     Of course for a man of my healthily amorous nature it was doubly hard to be without much in the way of skirt to chase, for naturally I was not about to go anywhere near Paula if I could possibly help it, and for her part she seemed happy to avoid my company too, so that left me the only other female aboard; the First Officer of the Daffodil; Trini Bezz.
     Trini was pushing fifty if she was a day, but she had the trimly fit and muscular body of a woman half her age, with proudly out-thrust poonts that stretched her uniform tunic wonderfully and despite her long greying hair, her face had a girlish quality that belied her wrinkles, with large blue eyes that sparkled with an attractive promise of mischief. She was introduced to us when we'd first boarded at Argyle, by the Captain, a sour faced over weight ex-Navy man named Kinsey to whom I took an immediate dislike, and I recall thinking at the time that Trini might have been worth a ride back in her younger days.
     However after three weeks passage I'd grown desperate enough to take a shot at her, and after inviting her back to my cabin and sharing half of one of the many bottles of Bismarck I'd brought aboard as essential supplies, she taught me an important lesson in any young man's life; that older women can sometimes be better in the sack than any young nymph, for they often have more experience and are besides usually grateful to a handsome young blade who deigns to give 'em a gallop. Certainly that seemed true of Trini, for she was like a wild beast once we got down to it, and knew tricks that would have made a Canopian courtesan blush.
     Anyway after our first amorous set too in my cabin, I made a point of drunkenly bouncing her off the bulkhead walls every couple of days or so. By gum though, it was hard work and good exercise for she was hale for her age, and more than fit enough to wear out even a young chap in his prime like I then was. D'you know, now I think on it, I might recommend to the powers that be, that the navy puts trollops on their ships, for I got more physical exertion on that trip from rogering Trini than I ever have from the grav deck gymnasiums aboard most JumpShips. Even to this day when on long interstellar journeys I sometimes find myself wistfully daydreaming about her punishing zero-G tuition and the mind boggling positions she bent me into.
     Despite being as tough a spacer as any I ever met, Trini took quite the shine to me too, which was only natural, for what right minded female wouldn't? I ain't just being modest there by the way, for the silly slut told me so, one time late in our trip to the border. I was lying there under her, idly playing with her jubblies, when she came over all misty eyed, and looked like she was about to blub. Which surprised me at the time, for she was as I say a very tough creature, and certainly not the type you'd expect to come over all soft and spoony.
     "What is it Trin?" I asked her cautiously, and she laughed at herself sharply, then looked away before answering.
     "Ah, it ain't nothing Dee." She muttered, and curious, I set about tickling it gently out of her. Eventually she cracked and seeming embarrassed at herself, she looked me in the eyes.
     "It's just that I know you Dee, I know your type, and truth be told I'm like you too. We crave excitement, you and I, the thrill of danger, of beating the system, of risking all on the spin of the dice ... even our lives. I've heard the stories, I know you're an adventurer, a wanderer, like me, you go where the whim takes you and you're only happy when you're facing fresh hazards." Well, as you can imagine I was gawping up at her dumbfounded as she prattled out this arrant rot, but she took my silence for acceptance of her facile nonsense and whaled on regardless.
     "Yes, y'see you can't deny it. But ... well, I'm just a little sad ... for I've grown quite attached to you, you cheeky sod, but you'll be gone from this ship all too soon, off on another mission or journey elsewhere eh, and silly old fool that I am, I'll miss you more than I'd like when you're gone." She finished, absolutely blushing. Well I suppose, in her way, she was paying me a big compliment, which perhaps explains why I didn't try to hoodwink her with my usual patter.
     "Trin, I won't lie to you, I'm not in love with you, you know that. But I do like you, and by Christ and Conrad but you're a better rattle than most younger gals I've known." Which she took affectionately, but clearly didn't believe for a minute. She kissed me and the moment passed as the susceptible strumpet gave me such a seeing too I could barely move for about a day afterwards. The funny thing was I meant it at the time, y'see you young chaps mayn't believe me, but give an old 'un  a go one of these days, they might surprise you.
   
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     One other event that does stick in my mind from those weeks of mostly tedious travel, which occurred early in the journey, at New Avalon, our first port of call, where we picked up my BattleMech Falstaff which was waiting for us at the Jump Station, thanks to Bloom urging me while we were still on Argyle to send an HPG message summoning it. I particularly remember being in the 'Mech hangar of Bloom's converted Leopard Class DropShip, watching as my trusty old Victor was manoeuvred by cranes into a silo and secured in place. I was with Bloom, who was over the moon to see another 'Mech added to his defences, and was bouncing about the place like a child on Christmas morning.
     After Falstaff was secured into it's new home, I'd turned to leave the hangar and it was at that moment I noticed Paula's Ostroc locked into it's silo.
     "Blake's ... Sainted ... Trousers!" I gasped in stupefied amazement, as my eyes took in the most incredible sight, and suddenly young Bertie Ekkart's leering voice came into my mind, as clearly as if he'd been stood next to me.
     "... She's insatiable in the sack, and she paints a heart on her 'Mech for every lover she takes."
     Paula's 'Mech, Heartbreaker she'd named it I recalled, was literally covered with quite small painted love hearts. There were dozens, far more than I could easily count, radiating outwards from the first now faded one she'd painted for myself, and they almost covered the huge machine's torso, legs and arms. My jaw dropped, and I just stood there stunned. Well I'd guessed from Ekkart's gossip Paula had become a bit of a player, so to speak, since I'd known her on New Ivaarsen, but it boggled the mind that she could have had so many lovers in a couple of years or so.
     "Bloody hell, the woman must have been in and out of every bed in the Suns." I gasped, filled with a peculiar sense of moral outrage, until it occurred to me that I'd created a monster. She was after all what I had made of her. Well it took me aback, and it still does. You don't consider do you, how you can change a person when you're using 'em for your own fun? I know I never do, even now. But let's be honest, Paula had been a promising, slightly prudish, young MechWarrior when I first met her, and now in a relatively short space of time thanks to me she was a disgraced, hateful, scheming, rampant slut!
     Why it was enough to make even a pretty self centred fellow like me pause, and feel passing guilty for a short while. I'm not sure why, and I accept it's quite hypocritical coming from as successful and predatory a swordsman such as myself, but seeing all those hearts actually scared me all the more about Paula. A chill went down my spine as I stood there, and though later I did my best to avoid Paula during the journey after that, I still couldn't shake the feeling that the bloody woman had become my nemesis, that she was somehow the consequence and punishment for my womanising made flesh, and that she was planning something terrible for me.

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     So then, we finally arrived at New Delos, the last safe star, the jumping out point, on the 16th May 3024. I remember it well, for I was forced to let Trini drag my booze sodden body from my bunk, and force feed me several cups of recaff in a vain attempt to sober me up enough for my final press conference, which I was booked to carry out aboard the local JumpStation before we translated out over the border.
     I can remember standing there at the mirror in my quarters just staring bleakly at myself, as Trini flapped around behind me calling out that Bloom was asking for me urgently and the press were waiting. Two months aboard the Daffodil had changed me, two months of ship's food, two months of mostly zero-G, two months of depressed boozing, two months breathing recycled air and showering in recycled water, two months of lazing about, two months of being ridden by Trini like I was a race horse ... two months to get to the hell I firmly expected awaited me Out Yonder.
     I almost didn't recognise myself I realised at that moment, the brash, handsome, smartly togged out Guards officer who'd arrived at Argyle was gone, replaced by a scowling, almost dangerous looking fellow. Out of boredom with shaving, I'd grown a short black beard, my hair was longer and more ragged seeming, my skin was pale, my eyes somewhat bloodshot and rather sunken, I'd lost weight, and I had put aside uniforms in favour of a tough shant leather jacket, fatigue trousers and shirt, and hardy rubber soled boots. At my waist I'd taken to wearing a matched pair of Mydron needle pistols, which I'd pointedly picked up earlier in the journey, in a crossed gunbelt. I knew from bitter past experience that needlers were the best sidearm for shipboard work, and even before we arrived at New Delos I'd already got into the habit of having them within reach at all times.
    "You look like a pirate." Trini tutted from behind me, and I realised she was right, I'd been unconsciously reverting back to how I'd looked when I'd been part of Redjack's band.
     "Huh, so I do ... hello Dirty Dick." I whispered under my breath. "I wish I could say it's nice to see you again."
     The press conference itself has faded from my memory, but I do have a clipping here in front of me, which my mother kept, which has a holo of me stood before a great banner decorated with an enormous tricolour and Sunburst. The text of the clipping rambles on about how rugged and handsome I was, and how 'Darius's new pioneer look' might well catch on this season, or some such guff.
     And that was that, a long twenty four hours passed, which I spent mainly just gazing out at the other JumpShips that came and went regularly around us, until Captain Kinsey's voice crackled over the comm, advising we had jump authorisation, and then minutes later we jumped out into the Periphery. For the first time in my life, as the mild nausea of the translation rippled through me, I actually threw up ... though of course it was almost certainly from the abject terror that gripped me at that moment, rather than the jump itself.
Now listen to me you benighted muckers. We're going to teach you soldiering. The world's noblest profession. When we're done with you, you'll be able to slaughter your enemies like civilized men. - HRH D. Dravot

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Re: The Misadventures of Darius Davion #3 - Darius and the Heartbreaker
« Reply #34 on: 19 February 2011, 06:50:21 »
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     There are those who'll tell you the Mica Majority is a thriving little outpost of Periphery civilisation and a stabilising hub of trade and business for the whole Outer Sphere region. They'll also try to convince you, if you let them, that it's rich with mineral deposits and that fortunes can easily be made there. I've even seen recently that they're starting to advertise the blasted icebox, here in the Inner Sphere, as a suitable destination for 'adventure holidays' and the like!
     All of which seems utter madness to me. Why, even my old Tortugan flame, Lady Death Trevaline, a woman usually utterly unconcerned about creature comforts, only stayed for a few days when she invaded the place at the head of a massive pirate fleet, a decade or so after the time of my visit there aboard the Daffodil. Trevaline and her pirate army found it so bare of wealth, so unpleasant of climate, and so generally barren of any redeeming features, they simply packed up shop and jumped away after only the briskest spot of half hearted plundering. Years later, during that farcical Tortugan campaign I'd only been part of due to my mother's bloody marriage brokering if you can believe it, I actually asked Lady Death one night over pillow talk why she'd not stayed to loot Micanos more fully. She'd sneered, then hawked loudly and spat onto the bedclothes, which was just the sort of habit that made her such a charmingly memorable paramour, before replying in that ghastly brutal drawl of hers;
     "I felt sorry for anyone who lived in such a shit hole."
     Which coming mind you from a woman who lived on a jungle hell-world, regularly fed people to wild beasts, had deadly poisonous scorpions sting dinner guests randomly under the table by way of a joke, and who enjoyed nothing more of an evening than torturing captives hideously before killing them, should give you some idea of how miserably bad a place might have to be to inspire pity in her for it's inhabitants.
     Anyway, before I recount the events of my visit to the Majority as part of the Bloom Expedition, I suppose I should tell you something about the place, for most people probably only know it by name vaguely even these days after Hanse's New Frontier explorations have made our Periphery border somewhat better known. For myself back then, I'd never even heard of it.
     So then, if you're sitting attentively, Professor Darius, Geography Master, shall begin.
     The Mica Majority consists of only three lightly inhabited ice-ball waste worlds, and one large Star League era space station, all located in the Micanos System, some two jumps out from New Delos. The system was first found to have extensive deposits of gold, uranium ore, and other precious metals by a Kuritan prospector ship, and was settled about five hundred years or more ago, in the early Star League era, by the Snakes, who set up mining colonies there dedicated to extracting the mineral wealth. After failing to turn much of a profit legally, Johnny the Snake predictably showed his usual caring-sharing nature and promptly turned the place into a hellish penal colony, dumping political prisoners, criminals, and sundry other such undesirable elements there, all under the cover of the general turmoil in the Periphery at that time caused by the Reunification War, and probably worked most of those unlucky early convict miners to death at a shocking rate.
     But even so, with the price of ore dropping as the Star League golden era really got going, and coupled with the harsh freezing climates of the three barely habitable planets, and the difficulty of drilling down to the deep ore deposits, the profits of the operation were still pretty slight. After a few decades the Snakes decided the costs of maintaining the essential life support domes and planetary administrations outweighed the benefits and income provided by the Micanite penal colonies, and in typical dismissive fashion opted to pull out all the Combine personnel and guards, while officially declaring the Mica Majority an independent state, and then forgot the place even existed. Effectively abandoning hundreds of thousands of convicts in the Periphery far from the Combine, without much in the way of supplies, and leaving them to their own devices.
     However, perhaps due to the fact so many had been educated political prisoners, the newly 'freed' convicts managed to organise themselves into a rudimentary society. They kept the Micanite mines producing at a profit, and their rough and ready new 'state' survived, and for a while almost prospered, to the extent at least that the Majority was able to buy a large space station at the end of the twenty seventh century, in the waning days of the Star League. Placed at the zenith jump point this huge station served then, and now, as the trading post from which the wealth of the system was exchanged and shipped to outside markets.
     Bloom told me that profits were a rare thing now for the Micanites however, the Kuritans had pretty much stripped the system bare before they left anyway, and anything they'd missed had almost certainly been used up by the Majority in the centuries since their independence. Year by year the Micanite miners had been forced to search further and further afield for new veins of ore, in usually remote and dangerous locations, such as the system's asteroid belt, where most of the mining was being carried out in the twenties when I was there.
     So it was by the time of my arrival with the Bloom Expedition in '24 the Mica Majority was a dead and alive sort of system; the three inhabited worlds were drab and barren wastelands, perpetually covered with ice and snow, and ravaged by fierce solar winds and occasional meteor showers. The Micanites, lightly ruled by a council of sundry 'Dome Directors', were a supremely hardy and self sufficient bunch, with an inbred love of freedom, who eked out short hard lives, and tended to party correspondingly hard on the rare times they got the chance. They numbered perhaps half a million all told, and lived in the pressurised domes which dotted the planets, and where most of their food was grown. They even had a unique and proud culture of sorts, which particularly celebrated the exploits and successes of individualistic prospectors like the Inner Sphere states do with their military heroes, with songs and books about the deeds of colourfully named local legends commonplace, such as the Ballad of Bad Jenny Hanscombe, the Life of Smokey Joe Dean, Iceman Torabashi's Third Strike, Black Minsky's Big Win, and Dirty Eddie Etchebarren's Last Voyage.
     
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     So then, lecture over, this was the dump where Bloom had brought us for our first stop in the Periphery, I remember grilling the big lummox about what we could possibly find in such a played out old mining colony, to which he would blather and bluster about the fact that it was just going to be a quick stop, and that the Micanite space station was a cross-roads of sorts for Periphery travellers, and just the kind of place one could find plenty of good information if you played your cards right.
     When I asked information about what precisely, he gave his strangely embarrassed smile again and changed the subject.
     I was actually surprised by the number of JumpShips that were recharging at the zenith point when we appeared there though. I counted at least a dozen, and there may have been more on the other side of the station itself. As usual with ships in space, they all seemed too small to make out details to me, but Trini somehow could spot small identifying marks that completely eluded me, and pointed out with certainty the nationality of most of them. She tagged several as being Outworlder ships, a couple as fellow Fed Sun pioneers, one she stated was a ComStar Explorer Corps vessel, another three were 'nomad spacers', some were Taurian, one she assured me was an Outer Sphere slaver, another a Tortugan privateer. All of which was of course most colourful and quite terrifying.
     So anyway, as we were only planning to visit the zenith jump station and that only briefly, to the annoyance of the rest of the crew who understandably wanted to let off some steam and get off the ship, only Bloom, myself, Paula, and that pompous prig Captain Kinsey actually shuttled across the black expanse of space from the Daffodil to the vast old station. By Conrad though I must admit it was an impressive sight through the shuttle's view port as we approached; a massive slowly spinning double wheel with two separate solar sails deployed to gather energy at either side. A timeless seeming relic of the heights mankind reached under the Star League glittering silver in the star beams, as I suppose a tour guide might say.
     My first impression of the space station once we were inside however was quite a different story, frankly it was the worst pig sty of a decaying hulk I'd ever set foot upon.
     The station's few official dock-crew, that rushed to meet us after we'd landed in an empty bay, were pitiful wretches, perhaps failed prospectors or exiles from the Micanite inner worlds, who wore sweat encrusted blue jump-suits that resembled nothing so much as prison garb, and who looked like the worst kind of inbred scum. They seemed unanimously rake thin, and jaundiced, their hair lank and unwashed, their teeth gapped and rotten, their eyes shifty and nervous. They pawed at our clothes with unwashed hands, and begged disgustingly for coins, offering to watch our shuttle during our stay. Kinsey paid a handful of them to do so, but warned the pilot who'd ferried us over to keep on his guard and stay with the little ship while we were about our business. We all made a note of exactly where we'd docked too, at Bloom's warning, he'd been here before on his previous trip into the Out of course, and warned it was easy to get lost on this station.
     Ignoring the handful of hawkers and loud mouths who loitered around the docking deck and cried out offers to us of accommodation, or guides, or whores, following Bloom's disconcertingly confident and apparently happy urging we picked our way through derelict and largely empty corridors making for the main habitation decks of the great revolving double ring.
     I still have nightmares about those corridors, they were cold and damp, moisture dripped from rusted pipes, the smell of mould and mildew hung in the stuffy endlessly recycled air, in many places rubbish was piled haphazardly up against walls; food cartons, empty bottles, crumpled beer cans, rotting castoff clothes, and rusty bits and bobs of machinery and tools were everywhere in great stinking piles. Vermin thrived of course in such a cramped and filthy environment, and I flinched away from brazen rats that ran across our path, while my skin crawled as I noted the swarms of roaches and other less easily identifiable insects which scuttled amidst the decay, such as foul hand sized segmented alien beetle things with antenna that quivered as we passed them, and grotesque feathered feelers.
     Drunks lay robbed and unconscious here and there, and obscene graffiti covered the damp grey ceramite walls. The lights regularly flickered, or indeed were out in places, and we all brandished our weapons openly whenever we passed darkened junctions, where shadowy figures could just be made out watching us.
     I was very grateful however to find that the main habitation deck, which covered fully perhaps half of the entire station, was considerably less run down than what we'd seen so far. Oh don't get me wrong it was still crumbling, rusted, rotten, and filthy smelling, but it was at least also busy and bustling.
     "Here we are then." Bloom declared beside me as we walked out onto the main concourse, which arched away with the bend of the great wheel we walked within. I gaped in surprise at the huge thirty to forty meter wide space, which stretched curving for half a klick in each direction, trying to take in it's enormity and the strangeness of the crowds who filled the place; it was like a massive and colourful bazaar, lined with shops, stalls, noisy bars, busy brothels, cluttered spare parts dealers, scrap merchants and numerous mercantile offices, most of which were apparently dedicated to arranging the sale and distribution of the thin bounty of the Micanite mines. Banners, placards and flags, hanging limp in that windless soupy atmosphere, advertised the wares of the shops in question; fresh water, dome-grown fruit and veg, ice, Inner Sphere 'luxury foods', 'lostech', mechanical parts, ship's spares, used mining gear, bulk ore shipments, gold surveyors, and even a rough and ready little slave market. The great concourse was filled with all manner of drifters, locals, traders, travellers, and other more unique specimens of Periphery humanity;
     Tough looking lone-wolf prospectors, grinning and laden with bulky packs and clad in thick hot-suits, or swathes of furs, barrelled along through the crowds, or haggled with surveyors clerks; gangs of Micanite miners out on a rare spree in their Sunday best, bowled into and out of sundry watering holes and knocking shops, cheering and singing for all they were worth; sharp eyed Robinsonian traders looking like they'd just stepped out of a New Telaviv office, shouted prices backwards and forwards with shopkeepers and stall owners over the heads of other customers; a trio of rather lost looking Omniss missionaries from the Outworlds, wearing homespun jackets and trousers, and heavy boots, heckled and harangued the oblivious or mocking crowds with fire and brim stone sermons; a cluster of nomad spacers, clad in a hotchpotch medley of different clothes, top hats and kimonos, kaftans and berets, furs and helmets, and all dripping with blades and guns, drifted through the throng, stopping here and there to pick through the goods of stalls and shops; hawk faced Azami lostech hunters from the Combine, clad in yellow, white and black robes and head-dresses, argued the price of what looked like just so much scrap metal to me; red faced and sweating Outworlder merchants, wearing rumpled business suits and pushing carts laden with rocks struggled towards an exit; a handful of white robed ComStar adepts were chanting and praying over the goods displayed before another mechanical parts shop, perhaps trying to divine which pieces were worth buying; a freelance gunsell, with a Marik eagle tattooed upon his wrinkled forehead, belts of bullets crossed over his chest, and beaten scraps of body armour strapped over his faded and frayed Marik Militia uniform, stalked past us with a disdainful look, an ex-Antonist rebel I decided instantly, noting the fact he was carrying a Sternsacht 10mm automatic pistol at his belt, alongside a sheathed sabre, had fighting knives in both boots, a long barrelled laser pistol of an exotic design I couldn't place in a shoulder holster, a T&K submachine gun slung under his right arm, and an enormous looking man-pack PPC across his back; seconds later two obvious pirates, Tortugans judging by the fact their faces were tattooed in the decorative manner popular in the Dominions, with their long hair braided and twisted with black and red ribbons, passed us headed in the opposite direction, heavy in worn leather armour studded with silver rivets and buttons, and carrying duelling swords and several pistols each; local trollops, any beauty they may have once had fading or gone, lounged and called from doors and alleyways; sturdy bodied Micanite shop-women clad in overalls and aprons cackled and called out to each other between customers; a black robed, grim faced, fellow, with an actual broadsword at his side, who looked like he'd sprung whole from a tri-vid about King Arthur, argued with a stall keeper about the cost of water; drunken spacers singing old Fed Suns naval shanties, but wearing the drab brown of the Outwords, swayed out of a nearby bar ... and these were just those that caught my eye in that first long look down that most singular thoroughfare.     
     I suppose it was a sight to see, but I may have made it sound more exciting and picaresque than it deserves, for at the time I was horrified by the confusion, the stench, the ear jarring echoing din, the shouting and barging. Also people seemed to routinely ignore sights that in a civilised gateway station would have had the constabulary dashing in and dishing out arrest warrants in seconds; for example as we descended to the concourse proper I spotted a dead body, with a slit throat, half covered in rubbish lying under the metal steps we were walking down. Seconds later we had to wait while a giant of a prospector, with the wide and staring eyes of a KrayZee fiend, finished relieving himself right in our path and then for him to then shuffle off on his way, without having done up his flies I might add. Christ and Conrad you had to watch where you trod in that pestilential tin can and no error!
     Bloom shot a glance in both directions and seemed to consider which way to go, then clapped me companionably with his tin flipper, nearly breaking my shoulder in the process.
     "Well then Darius, to begin, begin ... eh?" I looked at him blankly, unaware he was quoting his bloody muse again. He grinned. "I need to look up an old friend of the family, shouldn't take long ... now if I remember right, he frequents a bordello up the way here." I gaped at the madman again, open mouthed.
     "Hang about ... a friend of the family? Here?" I cried after him, and Bloom chuckled back at me over his vast shoulder.
     "Of course, keep up old chap." I hurried in his footsteps, trying to get him to tell me more, but the cagey bastard just started spouting his ridiculous verse again at the top of his voice, causing a pair of grubby faced louts, wearing the sackcloth and shark amulets that marked them as hard-core Antithesists, to sneer and spit at our feet.
     Giving up I slumped along in Bloom and Kinsey's wake as they drove on, both chatting to each other and ignoring me behind them. Turning to moan to Paula, I found her gone from my side ... spinning I spotted her in the distance, back the way we'd come, and headed into what seemed to be a bar. I turned, about to call out to Bloom, but then my spite and hatred of Paula coupled with an instant curiosity as to what she was up to, caused me to stop myself. Why would Paula be heading into a bar in this nightmare place? She was no big drinker that was certain, and besides we had booze a plenty on the Daffodil, could she be that much of a nymphomaniac now she needed to scratch her itch even here? Surely common sense said that couldn't be the case ... no something told me there was more to this ... that the lovely La Stilson had deliberately ditched us, for some private reason, and I meant to find out what that might be.
     Ducking into the cover of a crowd of raucous Taurian DropShipsmen, I then snuck quickly after Paula without Bloom and Kinsey noticing I was gone. I should have known better of course than to set off on a spying mission alone in such a foul and dangerous place, but in my defence I was fair burning with the need to get back at the vicious tart whose scheming had brought me there. Ah, my curiosity may not have killed me yet, but it has certainly landed me in more ball-shrivellingly tight corners than I care to remember, and it probably will not surprise you to learn this was to be one of those occasions.
Now listen to me you benighted muckers. We're going to teach you soldiering. The world's noblest profession. When we're done with you, you'll be able to slaughter your enemies like civilized men. - HRH D. Dravot

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Re: The Misadventures of Darius Davion #3 - Darius and the Heartbreaker
« Reply #35 on: 19 February 2011, 16:05:08 »
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     The bar was surprisingly large, seeming to stretch way back from the main concourse deep into the superstructure of the station. As one entered there was a central circular main bar, rather surprisingly made of somewhat damp and rotten looking pale red wood, with two or three tough looking barmen working behind it. Several small rusted metal tables were dotted around, and private alcove booths were just visible beyond the main bar space. Somewhere boisterous piano music was playing, and I could just make out a raised stage at the back where three or four semi-naked floozies were dancing a can-can to the accompaniment of hoots and cries from the crowd that filled the joint.
     Blake's blood though, the customers were a rough lot and no error. Bearded, filthy, muscular miners for the most part, doubtless there to blow any slim profits they may have made by selling the product of months of labour in-system, and if there was a one of them sober I couldn't see him. One fellow was slumped over the bar itself in a stupor, others lumbered about near the stage bellowing their crude appreciation of the dancers, while a large crowd clustered the bar, crying out for drinks, or hammering their cups and glasses along with the beat of the rough and ready music.
     The stink of booze, sweat, tobacco and narcotic smoke, made me gag, as I hurried over to the bar, scanning the busy throng for any sign of Paula.
     I spotted her at about the same time as one of the thuggish looking barmen snarled a query at me as to what I wanted to drink. My attention focused upon Ms Stilson's black clad slender frame, as she made her way through the crowd at the back of the bar near the can-can dancers, I ordered a Davion mixed PPC.
     While my drink was being made my eyes never left Paula, though she was half hidden by the shifting crowds of drunks, and even at times by distracting flashes of the dancers kicking legs. I must say my curiosity was only growing by then, to the extent I became totally unconcerned by any risk of peril such a den of scum might hold. Which should serve as a lesson to youngsters amongst you; never allow your better senses, that is your senses of self-preservation and cowardice, be overcome by malicious curiosity.
     What in the Sphere was she up to? I wondered to myself again, as I flipped the brute behind the bar payment for the perfectly disgusting glass of swill he slammed down in front of me. Blake only knows what manner of rot-gut spirits a hole like that might serve, and I had no intention of drinking the bloody stuff to find out.
    Easing myself cautiously around the bar, while being sure not to tread upon a drunk that had collapsed half under a table, I reached a rust flecked pillar from which I paused and squinted to see better what Paula was about. It took me a moment to locate her again, and fearing I'd lost her I frantically looked around until I spotted her once more. She was stood next to an alcove, right at the rear of the bar, side on towards me, at first glance seeming to be idly watching the dancers. However, as I looked closer I became convinced she was talking surreptitiously to whoever was sat in the alcove beside her.
     My pulse quickened, this had to be juicy, I reasoned to myself excitedly, for there could be no honest reason surely for Paula Stilson to be meeting and talking to anyone in this wild place? If I could just find out more ... perhaps I might have a lever with the bitch which I could use to overcome the blackmail she was holding over me ... perhaps I might even be able to use it against her enough that I could escape this nightmare voyage and slip back home across the border.
     Yes, you might well tut and shake your head at me that I let such hopeful optimism push me yet further into such a dire and dangerous hole, but just remember you're safe at home in your armchair no doubt sipping your brandy and puffing on cigars, whereas at the time I was in the Periphery, where I'd been practically shanghaied into what I firmly expected to be a suicide expedition.
     Anyway, I needed to get closer, to see who Paula was speaking to and to listen into what she might be saying, if I was able, so I began to very carefully make my way towards the slut, being sure of course to use the shifting rabble of boozy Micanite peasants as cover, or to hug the shadows near the mouths of the other alcoves and booths. 
     It was needless to say treacherous going, I had to step over yet another snoring man at one point, this one wearing a vomit and sweat stained Outworld's business suit, the floor was slippery with spilt booze, and liberally strewn with broken glass, and most of the sullen clientele who were slumped morosely in the booths, watched me pass with all the friendly curiosity and gracious charm of a bunch of Hobbs Takooma monkeys.
     I'd almost reached the booth directly behind the one Paula was still stood beside, her gaze not having left the dancers on the stage, and thankfully she'd not once checked over her shoulder that I had seen, so I was pretty confident she'd not spotted me. It was gloomier that far into the back of the bar, and the alcoves were unlit, so I didn't notice that the booth I'd reached wasn't empty, as I quickly dived into it to avoid being spotted.
     It gave me quite a start I can tell you to step on a foot and trip forward straight across the heaving bosom of a spanking little half-dressed bar trollop, who'd been lounging unseen by myself there in the shadows. Thankfully she'd clearly been dozing, or more likely was hopelessly stupefied with drink or drugs, as she didn't cry out, but merely moaned softly, then opened her glazed eyes and blinked at me in dazed seeming confusion. Whispering apologies as quietly as I could, I made to pull myself up off of her, however quite by accident in trying to do so, my hands found her norks and well, as I'm sure you've found yourself, once you've got yourself a handful of tit it can be deuced hard to let it go. Especially when, as in this case, the gal in question has a frontage like a pair of prize Miran watermellons, and besides a clearly wanton nature.
     So I stupidly froze there for what seemed a very long moment, hands outstretched and helplessly beginning to knead away out of pure randy instinct. Well she was, as I say, not exactly a prude, and of course it's a rare strumpet who can resist my manly good looks and deft hands, and her confusion changed very quickly to surprised pleasure. Leaning forward the brazen trollop even started munching away at my lips, her breath so heavy with the taste of stale booze it was almost enough to swing me from stone cold sober to tipsy drunk.
     Y'know I've wondered sometimes, that if what transpired in that next moment hadn't happened, whether I'd have actually completely forgotten about my reason for being in that sordid place, my attempt to spy upon Paula, and would have banged that nameless temptress there and then. Probably I suppose, for as I've said before, you must take your tumbles where you find 'em in life, and worry about the consequences later.
     So then picture if you will, your hardy Periphery explorer and resolute Fed Suns pioneer Dashing Darius Do-Good, with his hands full and snogging away like billyho. At just which moment a course snort and growl sounds from the depths of the alcove behind him, and while our hero tries helplessly, his heart suddenly hammering at the realisation this fallen female had a male companion snoozing opposite her in that darkened booth, to extricate himself from her clutches, a bellow from the dark roars out.
     "Who th'frack izzat? Gerrof my gel, you mangy bastid."     

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     Perhaps unsurprisingly, considering how much of my life I've dedicated to wine, women and song, I've ended up in some pretty raw barroom brawls in my life, and they all stick in my mind as horrific in their own way, for the damned things are deuced hard to come through without suffering serious harm in one way or another; for example there was that time on Solaris, in the celebrated Thor's Shieldhall Valhalla Club, when I pushed that pompous bastard Balcomb one jibe too far, and he absolutely pulled one of the ceremonial broadswords off the wall and started screaming in blind fury and swinging at me with it. In that instance I'd barely managed to grab one of the shields that were also up on the walls, ironically the one marked with the heraldry of my old chum Justin Xiang now I think about it, and had thereby crouched whimpering behind it and weathered Balcomb's volley of crashing blows long enough for help to reach me. Christ and Conrad though, my arms were bruised and aching from the ringing belts he'd given that shield for days afterwards.
     Or there was that time a few years ago on Atreus, during the celebrations surrounding Toaster Tom Marik's wedding to the lovely Sophina, when I'd been targeted for assassination by a clique of geriatric League pensioners who thought they owed it to their old boss Janos to do me in. So it was I found myself, Hanse's representative at the wedding no less, in one of the hospitality bars, overlooking the main processional through the heart of the City of Dreams, blathering away to the bit of stuff I'd picked up locally, when suddenly a band of wrinklies, who looked like they should have been in hoverchairs, and exo-walking frames, came at me with vibro-blades. That time I only managed to escape with most of my skin, by scarpering over tables and chairs, like a thoroughbred going over the jumps in the Avalonian Royale Steeplechase. The dirty brutes did land a couple of nasty cuts upon me though, which have added two new scars to my collection.
     Then there have been ... let's see now ... Cabalist assassins in an Avalon City Old Town pub blasting at me with auto-shotguns; Scourgist terrorists trying to brain me with bottles in a Westover cocktail-mill; what seemed like half the DCMS trying to lynch me in that Dieron sushi bar during the '39; and of course there was that vicious tussle between dear Natasha's jailbird louts and those Antonist rebels on New Delos' aptly named Sin Street, which I only lived through in my opinion by wisely staying under a table for most of it. It's hard to believe sometimes that I'm a chap who don't go looking for trouble above half, isn't it?
     Oh yes with all the horrendous scrapes I've got into while quietly trying to enjoy a swift swig in sundry drinking houses over the years, it's a wonder to me that I've not turned tea-total. Anyhoo, the point I was originally trying to make was that you mustn't be fooled by those tri-vids and adventure novels, which depict bar fights as rollicking good fun, perhaps one step above a rugby scrum in danger. No indeed, for in my sadly all too extensive experience, when glasses and bottles start breaking, and fists and kicks are flying, brutal injury and even death become all too common. I've seen men loose eyes and teeth in such roaring melees, and if knives and guns are also thrown into the mix, as in the Periphery they usually are, things can all too quickly turn to pure bloody murder, with the only safe options being rapid escape, or failing that finding a safe spot and hiding.
     Immediately I heard that dreadful sputtering growl from behind me I knew I was about to be pitched into hideous peril once more. Well let's face it, it seemed highly unlikely the kind of customer this place seemed to favour would be amenable to strangers leaning in and taking a quick grope and snog at his girlfriend while he took forty winks. The worst of it was the silly tart wouldn't let go of me, and as I heard ominous movement and snarled curses behind me, she carried on kissing me for all she was worth, whilst grappling with my hands. Christ but it makes my legs go to jelly, and my guts to churn, just thinking back on it. At the time I was so scared it was only the purchase I had on those bazongers that kept me from falling over.
      I was quickly grasped from behind though, and dragged forcibly off of the tart, then spun up and around, to come face to face with a truly bestial looking local, wearing the distinctive heavy tool belt of a Micanite independent prospector. He was dressed in filthy overalls, under a flea bitten, patchy, grey fur coat, his face was pallid, with a ratty grey beard, an ugly puckered pink scar pulling at the corner of his right eye, and had a shaven cannon ball of a head. He leered at me angrily revealing rotten yellow teeth, his watery blue eyes narrowed.
     "What'cher doing with my gel?" He slurred dangerously, his breath making my eyes water. My belly dissolved in terror at the sight of this monster, and I flapped my hands desperately, gabbling that I was most awfully sorry and hadn't realised she was taken, then promised I'd be off if that would please him.
     "Yer a marm'lade man then? I fracking hate marm'lades?" He growled, and I blinked in incomprehension, unaware a 'marmalade man' was the quaint Micanite slang for upper class Fed Sunsmen. Suddenly from behind me the silly slut who'd caused this whole problem in the first place cried out in her grating and shrill voice;
     "Oh leave 'im be Doggie ... he tasted real sweet."
     I practically wet myself at the bint's stupidity, and wheedled all the more pleadingly as 'Doggie' looked like he was about to explode, his increasingly furious drink addled gaze flicking between myself and my indiscreet new lady friend. I suddenly remembered Paula, and craned about desperate enough to try to seek help from her, however suddenly she was nowhere to be seen. The rest of the bar's clientele seemed to be pointedly not paying any attention to our little altercation, and even when I wailed in a strangled whine as loud as I could for help, as I felt the savage's grip upon my shoulders tighten painfully, the music seemed to only increase in volume, the can-can dancers stamped all the more energetically, the crowd cheered heartily, and none of the boozers even looked up from their drinks.
     "I'm gonna break yer in'ter lil pieces, yer marm'lade bastid." The filthy swine sneered at me, bringing me close up to his face so his feral gaze bore into my tear filled eyes.
     Deciding that I needed to get the hell out of there as fast as I could manage, I did my best to suddenly relax in his grip and affected to pass out with fear, forcing my nervy body to dangle loosely in his ham like I was truly out of it.
     As I'd hoped his grip eased for an instant, as he grunted in disgust at me, and with speed born of rank cowardice I kneed the swine in the groin as hard as I could. He gave a roar of pain, and released me totally, which was all I needed to duck, skid and fly out of the booth, under his flailing arms. I actually thought I was going to get away from him completely, but unfortunately he recovered faster than I'd hoped, and a chair sailed past me, missing my head by a hairs breadth. Dodging around towards the stage, there came the most terrible roar from the crowd behind me, where Doggie's chair had landed I suppose, and with that the whole place went up like it was the reception at a Skye wedding.
     Drunken Micanites, defending their mate who'd been felled by the thrown chair waded into all and sundry, including Doggie thankfully, lone drinkers defended themselves angrily and violently, bar staff tried to brutally break it all up. Bottles were heaved, chairs and tables upended, some sensible souls made for the door in a mad scramble, and for myself I opted to hide behind the cowering can-can girls.
     I quickly overturned a couple of tables, then did my best to shelter behind them, along with the dancers, who were screaming in terror with each new crash as a bottle or glass sailed by overhead to break against the wall and shower us with glass shrapnel, or when a patron would be punched or thrown to land near us. I was so scared myself I didn't even take the  opportunity to have a quick squeeze of the prime female rumps, thighs, and breasts that were pressed around me, which goes to show how frazzled I was by that point.
     It was while I was risking a glance over the edge of the table to see if a reasonably safe path had yet opened through the seething crowd of brawling Periphery scum that might allow me to get the hell out, when I noted directly opposite myself was the booth Paula had been standing beside before this whole shambles had erupted. Crouched inside it were two men; the first a lanky, shaven headed rogue, was wearing a very threadbare and faded old olive green AFFS uniform tunic with sergeants stripes and the badge of the Eleventh Avalon Hussars visible upon the sleeve, along with battered black leather trousers, and MechWarrior boots. He clutched a snub nosed automatic pistol in one hand, and a nasty looking machete in the other, and was alternating between darting glances round the corner of his booth nervously appraising the ongoing bar-battle and the rest of the time staring hard ... right back at me. Behind him, was a short stocky man, with a burn on his left cheek, who was dressed in dirty blue-grey fatigues, and had the facial scars which marked him as once having shipped with the Bandits of Obadiah, an infamous pack of murderers, rapists, and robbers, that plagued the coreward edge of the Draconis Combine. He hefted a Rugan submachine gun, and was also staring directly at me in a distinctly unfriendly manner.
     Jerome, were that precious seeming pair the chaps who Paula had been speaking with? Or had they only ducked into the booth to shelter and wait out the fighting, after Paula and whoever had been there previously had hightailed it when that filthy bastard miner had grabbed me and tried to kill me? I couldn't say, but even the chance Paula might be meeting with such obvious criminals scared me all the more.
     Upon spotting that I had seen them, the skinny bald ex-Avalon Hussar actually muttered something over his shoulder to his friend, then they both hefted their weapons and suddenly began to run through the general melee towards me.
     I think I may have squealed aloud, like a scalded tabiranth, at the sight of them coming for me with machetes and guns in hand, and you may be sure my natural instincts kicked in hard. They were barely out of the booth before I was up and running away from them making for the entrance, heedless of the anarchy I'd have to get through to reach it. I barged bodily past drunks throwing punches or wrestling with one and other, hurdling overturned chairs and tables, and ducking blows aimed wildly at me from various members of the mob.
     As I reached the bar, I heard a burst of gunfire from behind me and the shouting and screaming increased to a crescendo. I slammed into a miner, who at that moment had dropped a bloody faced foe in order to grab for his pistol, sending him crashing down onto his arse and flew on by, panting and bleating in utter panic. Those bastards were trying to kill me! They had to be who Paula had been meeting. She had set them on me, the utter bitch.
     I'd almost reached the doorway when a probably randomly thrown bottle crashed into the side of my head. My vision blurred, pain blinded me instantaneously, and I skidded over a fallen brawler onto the floor. For a moment I almost passed out, but somehow I managed to force myself to my hands and knees and I even began to crawl for the exit, sobbing and praying aloud to God, begging him to just let me get out of there in one piece.
     "Beg pardon Sah, I'm afraid I'm gonna 'ave to do you a nasty." The deep voice came mockingly from close behind me. Good Christ he sounded like every AFFS non-com I'd ever met, which made it all the worse somehow, and I turned, scrabbling away still on my back through the spilled drinks, broken glass, and debris, to find the bastard in the Avalon Hussars jacket standing over me, grinning with his pistol levelled at my face.
     "Nooo, please, please don't. I'll pay you. I'm rich. I know Prince Hanse ... I'm his cousin ... please just let me go." I sobbed and bleated, the tears rolling down my face, as the swine chuckled.
     "Nothing personal you understand Sah, busin-" The laser beam seared through his skull, just above his left eye, leaving a small faintly smoking black hole, his mouth became slack, and his eyes rolled up into their sockets. Time seemed to slow and I carried on begging for a moment before realising someone had just shot him. Then, like a puppet whose strings are suddenly cut, he collapsed in a heap, as a second laser beam seared from behind me across my line of vision.
     Things then become a blur in my memory, I may have blacked out for a few minutes, or possibly the relief of seeing that bastard sergeant who had been about to murder me killed just overrode everything else. Whatever, the next thing I knew I was staggering down the concourse, amidst a swirl of angry and shouting people, leaning heavily upon the shoulder of none other than Paula Stilson. She still held her laser pistol ready, and her hard gaze dissuaded any of the very angry seeming locals from harassing us, as she practically carried me back towards our shuttle.
     "You still with me Darius?" She asked in a clipped and efficient sounding voice, as I struggled to make sense of this bizarre turn of events. Paula seemed at least to have just saved my life, by killing a man she may, possibly, have just secretly met with ... or possibly not. I was in the dark to say the least, and at that moment was just heartily grateful to still be alive.
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Re: The Misadventures of Darius Davion #3 - Darius and the Heartbreaker
« Reply #36 on: 19 February 2011, 16:31:21 »
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     Bloom and Kinsey were unsurprisingly furious when they finally arrived back at the shuttle, to find Paula wiping her hands after having efficiently administered a field dressing to my throbbing head wound. Kinsey contented himself with coldly sweeping us with a withering glare, before slipping quickly into the co-pilot's seat and snapping orders at the jumpy looking pilot to get us out of there. Bloom however actually seized Paula by her arm and roared at her in a terrifying state of fury.
     "Where have you both been? We could have been attacked. You're meant to be my bodyguards damn it!" Worried the hulking madman might turn on me next, I affected to pass out from the pain, while to her credit Paula stayed completely cool and calm.
     "I thought I saw ... someone important to our expedition." She said in a measured voice, and placing a heavy emphasis on her last words, in my opinion at the time in order to pass some mysterious unspoken secret to Bloom. Certainly the poetry spouting Cyclops' rant cut off and he seemed to think carefully before lowering his voice and speaking again.
     "Someone important ... and did you?" He asked slowly.
     "No. I was wrong." Paula responded still speaking in her soft, calming manner. "I know I shouldn't have gone after who I thought it was on my own, but I was worried that if I'd called out I might have scared him off. I followed him into a bar, but inside I realised it wasn't who I'd thought it was, and so I left. However as I was walking out of the bar a fight broke out inside, I turned and realised Darius had followed me in, obviously looking out for me, and had got into a spot of bother, so I went back in and pulled him out."
     "A spot of bother?" Kinsey snarled from up front in a disbelieving tone. "A spot of bother, she says! You make it sound like a squabble at a tea party, people were firing machine guns for Blake's sake! Bands of armed rogues were combing the concourse looking to find and kill you both ... and you call it a spot of bother! I ought to strand you both here, you could have got us all killed." My heart jumped in my chest at Kinsey's heated threat, but to my surprise at that Bloom jumped in to defend us.
     "Well, let's not get carried away Captain. I agree my bodyguards were most lax in going off on their own, but I trust Ms Stilson here completely, so I'm certain she was acting in what she thought to be the best interest of our goals. We're all in one piece, and assuming Captain Davion there comes around with all his marbles securely in place, as I'm sure a man of his famous strengths will, there's no real harm done is there?
     Also let's not forget we ourselves were most successful, and have acquired the information that we came here for anyway. We have a star to sail by again my friend, and confident tomorrow's eh?" All of which I found rather baffling at the time, slumped as I was lying doggo, and I grew ever more curious about just exactly what Bloom was about out there in the Periphery. He'd clearly met with someone while I'd been chasing around after Paula, and nearly getting killed in the process, and whoever it had been had apparently provided him information that Bloom now meant to follow. But who had he met, and why? And where in blazes were we now bound?
     Jerome it was enough to nearly make me weep with frustration as I lay there fretting, or on the other hand consider drawing my guns on the one-eyed bastard and demanding he spilled the beans. As it was however I just whiled out the journey back to the Daffodil turning it all over in my mind, along with the puzzle of whether Paula had in fact told the truth to Bloom and had simply saved me from a stranger, or as I strongly suspected actually pulled me out of danger by killing the distinctly piratical seeming villain whom she'd in fact been meeting with minutes before.
     Well anyhoo, I 'came around' as we reached our JumpShip and span some story about having been worried seeing Paula heading alone into such a dangerous bar, and though I had called out to Bloom and Kinsey, they'd 'seemed not to hear me' and I'd been left with a choice of running after them and possibly losing Paula, or chasing her and seeing her safe. I also made great play of hanging my head and muttering apologies at letting my 'sense of gallantry' overwhelm my duty to my patron and employer, but that 'I couldn't in good conscience let a Fed Suns girl wander into such a beastly hive of scum and villainy alone', which only caused Kinsey to scowl and squint at me suspiciously, though Bloom simply beamed, clouted my shoulder yet again with his claw, and proclaimed in his booming voice;
   "Never fear Darius my friend.
    Life is divided into three terms - that which was, which is, and which will be. Let us learn from the past to profit by the present, and from the present to live better in the future." With that he made to swing away after Kinsey, but I called out to him almost angrily.
     "But Mr Bloom. Where are we now bound? Who did you meet with here? What have you learnt?" Bloom half turned so only the pink mottled flesh and black pearl 'eye' of his ruined side faced me.
     "We have the scent of a great prize Darius. Have faith ... and what is faith after all save a passionate intuition, what?" Which was more of his cursed poetry I suppose, and with that he was gone. I turned fuming to Paula, and tried to weigh her up, as she made to pass me without speaking.
     "So who did you think you spotted then?" I asked sceptically, and she paused, her expression unreadable.
     "What's your worry darling." She purred mockingly, raising her hand gently up to my cheek. "I'm watching out for you, never fear."
     I cursed her hotly, and she just grinned nastily and pushed past, leaving me feeling all the more worried. This trip was becoming the nightmare I'd known it would, and I felt all the more bilious about what fresh horrors were coming because I had no idea what business we were actually about. Looking back on it now, if I'd found out at that point what Bloom was searching for out there I'd have probably stolen a shuttle, headed straight back to that filthy JumpStation, and taken my chances there. Sadly however that was not to be, and we jumped out of the Micanos System within the day, headed deeper into the Periphery.

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     "Novo Franklin." Bloom declared happily for the umpteenth time across the comm, as we plummeted down through the atmosphere of the planet. I was sat inside Falstaff's cockpit, my 'Mech being secured in it's silo aboard Bloom's DropShip, alongside Paula in her heart-covered Ostroc to my right.
     I closed my eyes tightly, and did my best to stop from sobbing. A weeks recharge aboard the Daffodil after jumping from Micanos, then another jump followed by nearly two weeks burn in-system by DropShip from the Zenith jump point, and I'd still not been able to badger, wheedle, bribe, or trick the truth about why we'd come to that particular Outer Sphere shit-hole, from either Bloom or Paula.
     Bloom had simply filled me with trivial information about the place, like a walking travel book, then repeated his line about being on the trail of a great prize, and more often than not ended by waffling endless lines of Wordsworth's scribblings until I became so bored I either nodded off, or would storm away to go and get pissed.
     You may not have heard of Novo Franklin, I certainly hadn't before we arrived in that star system, but thanks to Bloom's evasive lectures I knew a fair bit about it by the time we were headed down towards it. Located just rimward of the border of the Outworlds Alliance, Novo Franklin is a pitifully backward Periphery agricultural world, known for it's long summers and mild winters. It was first settled during the later years of the Reunification War, by a bunch of Outworlder refugees fleeing the depredations of the Kuritan military. Apparently unable to decide upon a common form of government, these refugees swiftly broke up into numerous diverse factions, each based around a central extended farmstead, and each going their own way. Over the following centuries, with even the Star League overlooking the planet for the most part, most of the factions quickly devolved along starkly feudalised lines, until by the time of my visit the place had a population of perhaps a hundred thousand, spread across over fifty separate kingdoms, principalities, baronies, fiefdoms, and domains.
     Each of these petty 'statelets' were held together, Bloom blithely informed me, by a simple system of social rights and obligations, almost all of which seemed to come down heavily upon the heads and backs of the common peasants, who I guessed correctly lived like slaves, working the farmlands and serving their feudal masters; the ruling class. A militia was maintained by each ruling family, supposedly to defend it's state against aggressors, though in reality for the purposes of keeping their end up in the endless, small scale, internecine, warfare that blazed merrily along between most of the states at any given time.
     Bloom had delighted to inform me that besides this permanent state of brush-fire fighting, the local nobs liked nothing better than indulging in ritualistic combats to prove themselves. They actually jousted, I was astounded to hear, either on horseback like medieval knights, or ... I swear ... in 'Mechs!
     I'd accused Bloom of stretching the myomers with that one, but he assured me his sources were reliable, and that there was perhaps a battalion of ancient BattleMechs scattered across the planet's sundry domains, though no one state possessed more than a Lance or so.
     "We shall represent a fine strong force with our DropShip, and you and Paula's 'Mechs. So we should have nothing to fear from the natives." Bloom had assured me the day before we reached the planet, which did nothing to assuage my growing doubts and fears about our trip to such a miserably hopeless sounding Periphery rock. We'd seen no JumpShips at the zenith point, there had been no JumpStation, and we encountered no shuttles, DropShips, or space craft of any shape or size at all during the long journey in-system. The planet itself was one of your typical Earth-type blue-green worlds, though with no sign of advanced civilisation visible from orbital approach. There were no satellites, no space debris, no pollution in the clear atmosphere, no great cities visible as sparkling sprays of lights on the nightside, no craft of any kind that I could see as we ploughed down into the almost cloudless sky above the northern continent, where Bloom assured me the planet's one rude spaceport was to be found.
     It struck me then we were travelling into a truly lost and barbaric world. This was the kind of rightly forgotten hole Hanse's bold quest was in fact going to strike across in the Periphery, this uncivilised dirtball agro-world was what the Out really held in abundance; squalor and social injustice on a scale that would shock even me, and perhaps unfairly I cursed my bloody cousin for indirectly having created the circumstances which had placed Bloom in my path, and thus brought me there.

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     We landed easily of course, for even if the natives had objected to our visit to their homeworld they lacked any aerospace fighters or antiaircraft weaponry with which to impede us. The DropShip's side doors rolled down quickly, and as previously agreed Paula and I stamped our 'Mechs out and into the sunlight.
     It was bright enough for Falstaff's armourglass canopy to darken automatically in response, and I nervously scanned the area around the glassified circle of sand that formed the landing pit we'd put down in. Beyond the edges of the green-grey circle were spread distant sun bleached adobe walled blockhouses, a couple of granite towers, each of which had mounted heavy machine guns set at their crests which were trained in our direction. Of course such light weaponry couldn't hope to damage even a scout BattleMech, so I ignored them for the time being.
     There were absolutely no other space craft in sight, and if it weren't for the three or four other landing pits I would never have guessed this to be a functioning port.
     "Jagermech approaching on our six." Paula's voice crackled in my ear, and I swung to find there was indeed a JM6-S Jagermech coming towards us rapidly. It was painted in an autumnal camouflage pattern of red, oranges, and browns, and seemed to be in good working order. Stopping at long range from us, it's pilot broadcast a blunt message on open comm to us.
     "State your intent or I open fire." Which were brave words indeed, considering he was sat within as lightly armed a 'Mech as he was, facing off against a Victor and an Ostroc. However we of course weren't there for trouble, and Bloom cut into our comm channel from the DropShip, sending his name, and stating that he was simply a businessman visiting Novo Franklin for peaceable reasons.
     Paula walked her 'Mech carefully back towards the DropShip, meaning to leave it within perhaps, while I raised Falstaff's arms in a clear show of friendly intent. With that the pilot of the Jagermech crouched his machine and it's cockpit canopy popped open, the pilot threw out a ladder, then lithely made his way down to the ground, and stood waiting beside his 'Mech for us. As I drew closer before stopping and crouching my 'Mech in turn, he shucked off his neurohelmet and placed it beside himself, then turned and held his hand over his eyes to shade his vision from the beating sunlight.
     Clambering out of Falstaff, I realised how hot the morning sun was, and even turned on my cooling vest to ease the heavy heat, as I made my way over to him. He was a tough, compact looking middle aged chap, with shaven sandy blonde hair, a handsome face, with cool blue eyes with faint wrinkles at the sides, a broken nose, and a bestubbled chin. His cooling vest was Marik issue I noted, his boots LCAF, at his breast was the badge of the Kestrel Grenadiers alongside another I didn't recognise depicting an Ace of Hearts from a card pack. A holdout pistol rode a holster at his hip, alongside a nasty looking vibroblade. All in all he looked the very image of a tough seasoned MechWarrior, and far from the primped up Periphery nobleman I'd expected to jump out a 'Mech in that feudal backwater.
     "Captain." He saluted smartly, AFFS fashion, clearly spotting my insignia, and then held out his right hand for me to shake. "Donald Vincent, I'm Watch Commander for this spaceport, employed by Prince Arthur Mortfontaine. Welcome to the Port Principality."
     "Good to know you Vincent." I did my best to smile winningly, while shaking his hand. "It's nice to find a friendly face out here ... tell me when did you leave the old Flamers?"
     "Oh nearly fifteen years back now, Sir." He smiled faintly, clearly pleased at my use of the Kestrel Grenadier's nickname. "Did four years as a Sergeant, until I mustered out honourably in '09, then signed on with the Crimson Ace Dragoons, a merc unit serving along the Capellan Front at that time. We took contract with House Steiner a few years after that, but we hit trouble on Tiber in '21, only I got out with my 'Mech intact, and I've been knocking around the Periphery ever since. Made my way slowly coreward taking the best work I could find, and buying passage with merchants and the like. Stopped here as I'd heard good MechWarriors could do well here, if you can put up with the Frankies' habits that is.
     Still I told his bleeding high and mightiness Prince Mort'fountain, what I've told all my employers since Tiber; I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand upon. I don't do these things to other people and I require the same of them."
     Watching those steady eyes of his as he reeled off his rather high handed little mantra, I caught a sense of danger around this one. He might be ex-AFFS, and an 'honourable merc', if such a creature exists, but he was also a killer too, and I wouldn't want to be the Periphery scoundrel-noble who tried to short change him, or cheat him in any way. I've come across similar types several times over the years y'know; hard professional Inner Sphere fighting men, whose luck has gone sour, and cast adrift in the galaxy without home or family, they make their money as best they can, often struggling not to lose their souls along the way.
     Oh yes, I've met several such odd types out in the Periphery I can tell you, such as the white haired old ex-Davion Brigade Guardee, who was serving as part of Hendrik Grimm of Oberon's bodyguard when I was out in the Confederation in '35, and who even wore his blue and golds on special occasions. Or there was the Kuritan DCMS veteran who was Kyalla Centrella's hopelessly love-sick Chief of MechWarrior Scouts on Canopus IV, and who absolutely tried to jealously do me in with his pigsticker sword, while I was there romancing both the mad bitch herself and her daughter. They tend to be strange, sad, men in my experience, the weight of what they've lost often seems to hang over them like a bad smell, mind you if they don't die in some nameless little skirmish, or the drink doesn't do for them, then sometimes they can become kings out there in the Beyond.   
     "So anyway," He cleared his throat, as if embarrassed about something all of a sudden. "If you don't mind me asking Sir, you wouldn't be Darius Davion would you?" He asked cautiously, his sharp eyes watching me closely.
     "Indeed yes, excuse my manners for not saying so right off the bat." I responded, seeing no reason to lie, and was pleased to watch his expression become all the warmer and more friendly. Which as an ex-AFFS bucket-head in the presence of the Hero of Mallory's World, I'd have expected of course.
     "Thought so, recognised your face soon as I saw you. Crikey though ... Darius Davion, in the flesh." He whistled to himself, watching me closely as if he expected me to vanish in a puff of smoke or something. "So what gives? What brings you all the way out here Sir?" He asked, and I promptly assumed a secretive air, well I wasn't about to tell the truth that was for sure.
     "Ah, official business for Prince Hanse. Can't go into details, you understand." He nodded slowly, his eyes bugging, no doubt with amazement that his dirty little post had been visited by someone under the orders of the First Prince. At which point Paula strode up behind me, with Bloom and Kinsey in tow behind her. I noted Vincent's eyes goggled all the more at Paula, and I fumed slightly as the trollop absolutely eyed the man up right there in front of me. Damn me but she was brazen.
     Anyway, Bloom introduced himself and the others, then asked about how he would go about getting invited up to meet this local nobleman, Prince Mortfontaine. Vincent, clearly falling over himself to help out any party of visitors that included the likes of Paula Stilson, and to a lesser extent the heroic Darius Davion, promised to speak with his boss, and scurried back into his 'Mech to get on the comm, with Paula leering up at his butt as he clambered up the cockpit ladder.
     "Looking for another heart for your collection? I thought you might draw the line at washed-up merc scum." I snarled at her, and she sniffed, and turned to talk with Bloom about Conrad knew what. Kicking at the dirt I strolled past Vincent's 'Mech and gazed around the adobe walled buildings, taking in the dust devils whistling past here and there, and the simmering heat haze covering the rippling fields of crops beyond. I could just make out peasants working in the fields in great slow moving lines, and several jutting grey stone, and white adobe, fortress towers along the horizon. Small flying reptiles drifted in the hot blue air, and a line of horses lapped at a water trough outside one of the port buildings.
     Calling this place a spaceport seemed rather like referring to an outside toilet as being a sewage plant if you ask me, but I reminded myself things could have been a lot worse. Vincent seemed friendly, too friendly towards Paula by my admittedly irrational standards maybe, but he was hospitable and looked to be winning us an invite to the local head man. Maybe this visit wouldn't be as bad as I'd first feared ... maybe Bloom would indeed find what he sought here ... maybe it would be that simple, and then we could head back over the border for home, public acclaim, royal gratitude, and perhaps even some small monetary reward.
     Oh yes, never fear, any such hopes were to be brutally dashed all too quickly.       
Now listen to me you benighted muckers. We're going to teach you soldiering. The world's noblest profession. When we're done with you, you'll be able to slaughter your enemies like civilized men. - HRH D. Dravot

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Re: The Misadventures of Darius Davion #3 - Darius and the Heartbreaker
« Reply #37 on: 19 February 2011, 16:54:08 »
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     Prince Arthur Mortfontain was as tight as a Canopian at a Christening and was practically carried by two of his cowed servants down the steps of his castle-like fortress hall to meet us that morning. His booze ravaged face was liverish, his bug eyes bloodshot and glazed, his drooping black moustaches untidy, and his long thinning raven hair was so tousled as to look like he'd just been dragged behind a 'Mech for a few miles. His rangy, tall, frame was draped in exotic looking though filthy and faded red, gold, and black silk robes, perhaps of a Capellan origin, an antique laser pistol was belted and holstered at his slim waist, alongside a cursive sabre.
     He clearly was in no condition to stand unaided, and as well as the two silent peasants, propping him up while making sure to keep their eyes fixed firmly upon the ground before them, a formidable looking chap stood just to the left of the piss-head Prince. This fellow, wearing a leather jacket, trousers, and bespurred boots, was tall, with brown skin, a grizzly scar running along his chin, short grey-black salt and pepper hair, and a shrewd cast to his dark eyes.
     "Greetings strangers, welcome to the Great Hall of Mortfontaine. I am Sir Peter Valkin, and am privileged to serve as His Highness Prince Arthur's Seneschal and Chief Advisor. His Highness the Prince extends his friendship and protection to you all." A lovely speech you'll agree, however it was rather ruined when, just as Valkin was finishing his introduction with an expansive and theatrical bow, the Prince himself coughed once and then promptly threw up down himself.
     "Ahem ... His Highness is feeling rather ill I fear. A flux of the guts you understand?" Valkin oozed insincerely, while I did my best not to look too appalled by this ghastly little tableau of Periphery nobility at it's finest.
     We'd been escorted through the sprawling farmlands north of the spaceport by Vincent in his Jagermech, after the freelance merc had first spoken with his employers about our arrival, and it had taken perhaps an hour to reach the castle.
      I recall I was pretty unimpressed by the Port Principality even before we reached Mortfontaine's seat; the roads were little better than deeply pitted and rutted dirt tracks, the masses of peasants in their simple homespun and wool clothes seemed lumpen, and perhaps understandably morose and sullen, but also deeply respectful and fearful of us, more often than not actually falling onto their knees with their noses pressed into the dirt as we approached and they remained so until we'd passed on by. They laboured with ox-drawn ploughs, harvested crops by hand, broke rocks, herded sheep and goats, and doubtless toiled through many other such mundane tasks at the whim of their masters, while militia overseers wearing wide brimmed straw hats to shade themselves from the sun prowled here and there on horseback, whips and riding crops ever ready to dish out vicious lashings for anyone who was seen to be slacking off in even the smallest or briefest way.
     Vincent, being a decent chap deep down, was clearly bitterly upset with the poor treatment the Frankie peasants routinely received. Along the road he moaned to me over the comm about how appalled he'd been ever since he'd first arrived on the planet and found out that the noble families entirely owned their peasants from birth to grave, and could do absolutely anything they wished with them. A Frankie peasant could for example be sold at his owner's will, or beaten or whipped until he died in punishment for the smallest offence, worst of all any of them that rebelled or tried to escape and were caught, faced death by impaling. A truly hideous and dreadful way to go out I assure you; whereby you're pierced by a long stake, either through your side, or more usually directly up your arse. The stake is then hoisted upright and planted in the ground, leaving you hanging skewered up there to die, and in cases where the peasants crimes were judged particularly severe, if he'd also stolen bread from a noble or something of that magnitude, the stake would be more carefully inserted so as to avoid immediate death, and would function as a plug to prevent blood loss, thus of course extending the poor sod's agony potentially for days.
     I have a vivid memory as we came up towards Mortfontaine's castle of passing half a dozen of these impaled serfs. As we drew level with them, I realised they'd been set up high enough to be just visible to cockpit level of a 'Mech. I can still see one of the victims in my mind, though I wish I could not, she must have been pretty in life I could still tell, with long brown hair, but as I stamped Falstaff by as carefully and gently as I could I nearly retched as I took in the great sharpened stake that had driven deep up through her body to where it jutted, gore stained, out near her right shoulder. She was alive still, the pole had been deliberately inserted to miss her heart y'see, and she screamed weakly, twitching and jerking as our 'Mech's footfalls shook both the ground and the instrument of her torture.
     Perhaps this sort of thing shocks you, well it wasn't beer and beans to me, but in my experience such barbarities are ten a penny in the Periphery, as I have told you. Still I must admit, it struck me at the time that the common Frankies seemed so poorly cared for, so overworked, so hideously abused, and so truly lowly in status, that they made our own Fed Suns commoners seem absolutely spoiled rotten. Hell, even Capellan proles would have objected to the endless toil, brutal punishments, and complete lack of respect, that seemed the typical lot of your Frankie serf.
     The Great Hall of Mortfontaine itself was a largish square fortress, with strong granite walls high enough that I could only just see over them from Falstaff's cockpit. Taller buttressed watchtowers were located at the four corners of the fort, and each bristled with machine gun and autocannon emplacements. I noted elsewhere upon the walls missile launchers, and above the main gates there were even 'Mech scale heavy duty flamers. Bullet and shell craters pocked the walls here and there, alongside laser and flamer burn scars, clear evidence of past fighting.
     Within the walls we entered an expansive courtyard, where armed members of Mortfontaine's militia were mustered to greet us; and a more ragged and nasty looking bunch of hardened scum you'd be hard pressed to find. Vincent had explained to me that the nobles of the Franklin Fiefs generally recruited their enforcers from wandering hard-luck merc units, pirate bands, stray refugee hardcases, and criminals fleeing Inner Sphere justice, and taking one long look at the brutes in scraps of steel chain and plate armour, hefting a polyglot mix of firearms, swords and spears, crossbows and laser weapons, I quickly decided I'd want to stay on their good side while at this Mortfontaine's residence.
     Following Vincent's lead I'd knelt my 'Mech and dismounted, as Bloom and Kinsey zipped up behind us in a small skimmer, then we'd mounted the steps to the inner hall where the clearly drunk Periphery nobleman and his servants awaited us.
    "Of course, the Prince has our sympathy." Bloom smiled back at Valkin as the two serfs mopped at their pathetic master's vomit smeared robes, and I shared a queasy grimace with Kinsey, who looked so disgusted with these vermin he clearly wanted to wade into 'em with his balled fists.
     "Perhaps I might speak with you ... privately." I then heard Bloom add under his breath, while shaking Valkin's hand, and I'm pretty sure he palmed the devil a small wad of high denomination C-Bills.
     "Naturally, I handle business matters for the Prince anyway, perhaps your friends would enjoy some food ... and entertainment while we talk?" The Seneschal smiled like a shark that was about to feed, and I inwardly cursed Bloom yet again, what was the man up to now? Couldn't he see how dangerous this kind of lawless hellhole could be? What prize could these Periphery savages hold, I wondered yet again? 

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     It may surprise you to learn that I did not actually revel in the obvious opportunities for bullying that our friendly relations with Mortfontaine and his lackeys certainly provided. As we entered the hall Valkin and several of his juniors were practically insisting we used and abused the Prince's peasants during our stay as if they were our own, and the Prince's personal staff, by whom were waited upon at all times, included several spanking little crackers. Normally I admit I'd have enjoyed nothing better than thrashing a broad backed yokel or two, who knew better than to fight back of course, in order to work up an appetite before dinner, and then to tumble a saucy serving gal after by way of dessert. However, I can honestly say I wasn't in the least tempted at that Novo Franklin castle.
     I think it was the sheer backward barbarity of the whole set-up that actually scared and offended me in equal measure. Oh, don't get me wrong, I ain't saying I became a moral crusader all of a sudden, or that I cared above half for those poor slaves that surrounded us. Far from it, no what prevented me indulging in a spot of vicious fun there was that being a guest of people like that, whose idea of chastising the help involves having them flogged to death, or casually ordering them impaled, well you may take my word it ain't pleasant. In fact it's downright nerve wracking, and at times truly terrifying. Well, you never know if you might say or do the wrong thing, or more specifically on that occasion if Bloom might have offended Valkin, or if the Prince might drunkenly decide he'd rather like to see a Fed Suns noble murdered, and that it might then have suddenly been me who ended up sat on top of a sharpened pole outside, or spread across the wheel with the bastards laying on with the bull whips.
     No, I was the soul of timorous discretion while under the Prince's roof, and was so jumpy and jittery the whole time I don't think I even looked twice at the array of scanty clad peasant bints who served us our food and drink, which in itself should tell you just how worried I was.
     While Bloom intrigued with Valkin elsewhere, Paula, Kinsey, Vincent and I joined the Prince at a long table set upon a raised dais at one end of the high vaulted central chamber of the castle. The chamber was stone walled, with a cobbled floor strewn with straw, the lofty dark beamed wooden roof was high above us, and there were numerous simple wheel chandeliers set with dozens of candles hanging down from the central beam. Flaming torches added to the smog that choked the air there, and the long thin glass-less windows only allowed narrow shafts of daylight in, creating a gloomy, unhealthy atmosphere. We were fed overly fancy, and frankly rather nauseating, dishes of food, and as much wine and beer as we were prepared to thrown down our throats, while Prince Arthur passed out across the table within seconds of sitting down and before we'd even had a chance to try to engage him in conversation.
     Perhaps at Valkin's orders a pair of militia 'knights' entertained us with a staged, but still dangerous looking display of sword play. Both were dressed in the shabby mixture of chainmail and ablative body armour that seemed uniform for Mortfontaine's thugs, and each carried a round iron shield, and a long broadsword. The pair circled each other, swinging cuts every now and then, which they parried with their shields or blades, while the silent servants piled more food and drink before each of us.
     Vincent sat to my left, and ate sparingly while watching the mock duel going on before us. He occasionally shot disdainful glances at his unconscious employer I noted, and curious I leaned in and muttered under my breath to him.
     "Not a pretty sight this Prince is he?" Vincent grimaced back at me, then looked a little embarrassed.
     "Indeed not Sir." He replied quietly before a pained look spread across his features. "I warned the Prince when I took contract here that I would fight his enemies for him, but that I'd not betray my principles as a MechWarrior, or as a man in doing so ... but as a lone mercenary out here you can't be too picky. Mortfontaine's a weak, despicable man, as you can see, but he's not so bad as some on this planet. So far he's been true to our contract, and he knows better than to use me as a bullyboy or an executioner, roles most of his militia regard as their bread and butter work I'm afraid.
     Usually mercs working contracts on Novo Franklin end up crushing the peasant revolts that break out across the fiefs with an unsurprising frequency, but I made it clear to the Prince I'd not use my 'Mech on lightly armed peasants, and he's never asked me too." Vincent dropped his gaze back to the sparring swordsmen below us, and I changed the subject probing him for word of any local trouble or warfare I should be aware of.
     "Well the fiefdoms surrounding us here all raid us a few times a year, as we do back to them on occasion, but it's small scale stuff. The militias typically only possess a few very old armoured vehicles and one or two rattletrap 'Mechs, so the raids usually just involve a few short fire fights and a handful of deaths.
     The worst problem locally at the moment is the ongoing peasant revolt that spread along our eastern border over the last couple of years. The peasant rebels out that way rose up when some nobles killed a well loved old 'wise woman' if you can believe that, the enraged peasants murdered all the militia, gentry and nobles for fifty miles around the epicentre of the uprising, and stole a handful of tanks and APCs, and since then they've been able to beat off several reprisal attacks aimed at them by both Mortfontaine's militia and those of the neighbouring fief.
     To tell you the truth I'm quite impressed by what I've heard about those rebels, they've thoroughly outsmarted these militia thugs, even though they must be lacking much in the way of weapons and armour."
     I listened quietly to Vincent, and shivered to myself at the uncomfortable thought that the miserable looking serfs waiting on us might revolt at any moment, or murder us in our beds later. As I took a gulp of my wine to try to steady my nerves Valkin and Bloom wandered back over and sat down to eat.
     Bloom bowed his head in animated whispered conversation with Kinsey, while Valkin gestured for Vincent to go over and speak with him.
     I think despite my fears, or perhaps because of them, I actually then got mildly sloshed myself as I don't remember too much about that long afternoon of gorging and boozing, until that is Vincent sat down next to me again, and smiling leaned over and nudged me back to alertness with the most startling comment. 
     "So Valkin tells me you're on the trail of some pirate. Must be a bad 'un for the First Prince to have sent you after him?" Vincent grinned sideways at me, as it took me a moment for what he'd said to sink in, slightly drunk as I was. I turned, staring open mouthed at him, as my brain struggled to grasp what he'd just said.
     "Ah sorry, these Frankies can never keep anything secret." Vincent said, clearly taking my stunned silence to mean I was furious because the 'secret' of our mission to Novo Franklin had got out.
     "A pirate ... he said we're here looking for a pirate?" I gasped, and Vincent now seeming confused nodded.
     "Yes Sir, Valkin has ordered me to escort you across this fief and into the no-mans land east of here, between Mortontaine's land and the Old Acres Domain. It seems that this pirate, whose name Valkin either doesn't know, or at least didn't tell me, has been holed up there for several years. According to Valkin, Bloom is set upon capturing the swine. Well ... as you know." I gaped at the merc in stunned horror, Bloom was after a pirate? I was being used as a fracking bounty hunter!
     Well this was too much for me, and ignoring Vincent's concerned queries I jumped up and stormed over to where Bloom was sitting chatting quietly with Kinsey at the other table.
     "Bloom you blasted scoundrel, I want a word with you right now!" I hissed at the one-eyed bastard, causing him to stutter in surprise, however perhaps guessing I'd learnt at least part of why we'd come to that hideous planet he rose quietly and ushered me away from the table and up a flight of creaking wooden stairs to a narrow gallery overlooking the feast hall.
     "Now Darius, what is it old chap? What's wrong?" He asked in a conciliatory tone.
     "Wrong? I'll tell you what's wrong you wretched rogue. I never signed on with this expedition to serve as a bounty hunter. That's what's wrong." I then cursed and swore at him some more in this vein for a few minutes before he calmed me down enough to get a word in.
     "Of course Darius. I understand your concern, but though I may have bent the truth some, I swear to you we are not on some 'bounty hunt', as you put it."
     "Hah! So why are we on the trail of this pirate then eh? Don't try and deny it, Valkin told Vincent all about it." I spat back at the giant Robinsonian, who suddenly assumed a hurt air of wounded dignity, which only served to wind me up all the more.
     "Darius you have it wrong. But ... perhaps I do owe you the truth. However, when you hear what I have to say, you'll understand why it's been so difficult for me to tell you 'till now." He then took a deep breath, looking down into the smoky haze of the dining hall, clearly plucking up the courage to come clean to me. "Darius, I confess we have come here to find a pirate. But my friend, we are in no way seeking a bounty, or come to kill this man ... for the pirate we are here to find is my brother Reuben."
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Re: The Misadventures of Darius Davion #3 - Darius and the Heartbreaker
« Reply #38 on: 19 February 2011, 17:26:34 »
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     Y'know it's always a terrible feeling when the penny finally drops and you realise you've been well and truly had, though it's happened so often to me over the course of my life that you might think I'd have got used to it by now. Sadly however that ain't so; I felt very bit as sick to my stomach and helplessly enraged that day all those years ago on Novo Franklin, as Bloom avoided my furious gaze and began to tell me the truth about his blasted brother and the real reason behind our trip into the Periphery, as when nearly twenty years later Melissa Steiner-Davion confessed to me at the Palace above Avalon City, that she'd been plotting with my mother behind my back and I was now honour bound to marry one of the most grotesque specimens of Fed Suns womanhood I ever had the misfortune to clap eyes upon.
     It's the shock that's the worst. It hits you hard in the gut, and usually in my case knocks all the fight out of me, as I mentally toss and turn and lurchingly realise I've been duped once more and I'm rapidly sinking into the brown stuff once again.
     "Yes Darius, I'm afraid I misled you about my brother's true activities in the Periphery. He was a pirate, not a mercenary." Bloom began sadly. "You recall I told you of Reuben and my childhood, of how he was by nature a wild lad, and later very much a man of action. All that was true, and I didn't lie when I told you of my abiding affection and respect for him despite all, or of his generous and honest nature, his bravery, his daring, his reckless ambition ... sadly however he fell in with the wrong sort during his time at Kilbourne Academy, in particular a clique that revolved around a promising young cadet who hailed from the world of Parma."
     Bloom was watching me closely as I dredged through my memory of what he'd told me about his brother, amongst other things the boyhood games they played together at being pirates, then later about Reuben enrolling at a backwoods Academy ... which had clearly been 'the Kill and Burn', as Kilbourne Academy was affectionately known to it's cadets.
     "Kilbourne you say?" I murmured suddenly as a flicker of something half-remembered prickled at my mind. "And your brother graduated at the turn of the century?"
     "Indeed." Bloom breathed out heavily. "As I was saying he fell in with a clique of his fellows that radiated around a particularly charismatic young cadet from Parma; a Fed Suns world infamous for the bellicosity of it's upper classes as I'm sure you know. Perhaps this cadet carried some of that violence in his heart to Kilbourne, I can't say, but all I know is he cast a strong spell over Reuben and many of the other cadets of his year. Reuben's c-mails home from his time at Kilbourne were full of glowing praise for this young man, and are littered with the absurdly grandiose plans this fellow apparently shared with Reuben and his other admirers, often revolving around how he'd 'change the AFFS for the better' after he graduated.
     Reuben got into a spot of bother when he was involved in a fight with an older cadet, apparently in defence of this Parman cadet he idolised. But his hero cruised through his time at the Academy and even graduated with honours, to be posted with Reuben and several of their clique to a unit of the Avalon Hussars.
     At first we thought Reuben must have been right about this friend he so idolised, for within a couple of years we received word from Reuben, at around the time he made Leftenant, that his friend from Parma had recently been promoted to become one of the youngest Captains in the entire army."
     "Wait ... hold on a moment." I held up my hand in an attempt to stop him, as a dreadful thought began to take shape within me; Kilbourne ... a controversial cadet who graduated with honours ... youngest Captain in the AFFS ... but Bloom seemed unable to pause and plunged on, giving me no time to collect my thoughts.
     "It was in ought three it all went wrong, we'd detected a change in the tone of Reuben's c-mails home for several months before, they were beginning to be dominated with rants directed against the army brass, complaining about the 'mindless regulations' as he would put it, and the 'petty self-aggrandising cowardice' of the officers who were placed over him and his beloved Company Commander. Whole c-mails would be full of his support for the 'reforms' this Captain of his was trying to force through, he would even recount stories of how together they were instituting new battlefield tactics out on the Front.
     Even then, perhaps stupidly, we never in our wildest nightmares would have expected things to play out as they did, and we were as horrified and amazed as anyone else when we received word that this Captain of Reubens had been accused of piracy, theft, and rank insubordination, after he lead an unauthorised raid into the Taurian Concordat and nearly started a full scale war. Before he could be arrested, he turned renegade and attacked his Regimental C.O.'s family estate, murdering the man along with several other members of his family. Then, along with all his Company, including Reuben of course, he stole a DropShip and fled into the Periphery." By this time I had a chill up my spine and I jumped in grabbing Bloom by his collar forcefully.
     "This Captain ... who was-" I snarled, but Bloom hung his head and spoke over me in a doom filled sepulchral voice.
     "Captain Helmar Valasek."
     I dropped my hands from Bloom's collar in shock. "Va-Va-Valasek?"
     Christ and Conrad but this was a most unpleasant titbit of Bloom family history though wasn't it just. Valasek was perhaps the most notorious Periphery pirate leader rampaging around our Outback frontier from 3003 right through to just a few years before the time I'm writing of here. He was infamous both for the brutality of his raids, and for his uncanny ability to lead not only our troops a merry dance, but those of the Outworlds Alliance and the Combine too. His narrow escapes were literally legendary, despite the best efforts of our government to keep them secret, and his band had only swelled with ever more deserters and Periphery trash with each new exploit.
     He was no Robin Hood though, far from it, our Outbackers were terrified of him, and regarded him as something of a cross between Old Nick himself, and Atilla the Hun. It was said it was better to shoot yourself than to fall into his hands alive, and reports of the most hideous torture and murder always followed one of his raids.
     Old Ross MacKinnon had once told me a story of how, during their famous frontier campaigns, he and his lads had clashed several times with Valasek's mob, and on one occasion had lost a couple of men to them. These two poor bastards were later found by Mack staggering through the ruins of a town; with their eyes put out, their lips sewn together, and their fingers cut off.
     Valasek's reign of terror along our Periphery frontier had mercifully however come to a close, as I say, just five years or so before, there were scattered reports Valasek, tired of his nomadic existence, had headed coreward seeking a secure base, right around the Combine and up towards Lyran space, and he thus hadn't struck against any of our worlds, or been sighted anywhere near our borders since that time. Which was some small comfort to me, but nevertheless I was still near soiling myself just at the thought Bloom's brother had once run with Valasek and his gang. Brave and reckless, Bloom had said of Reuben, murderous and psychotic seemed much more likely.
     While I tried to stop myself from literally shaking with fear, with my mouth opening and closing like a goldfish, as I tried to come up with the correct words to tell Bloom just what I thought of him, the dolt carried on.
     "I think my brother slowly came to realise his mistake in placing his trust in a man like Valasek, but his iron loyalty kept him with the pirate long after he knew he should have left the swine. Whatever the truth of that, I know in my heart that while Reuben doubtless killed in battle, and robbed along with the rest of them to survive and to make his fortune, I cannot believe he joined in the barbarities that are told of Valasek and his men.
     I know Reuben, he'd kill himself before he tortured, or raped, or murdered innocents.
     Perhaps it was his true nature that finally caused him to leave Valasek's service after eight years in 3011. However my brother was a known and wanted pirate himself by then, and couldn't have safely returned home if he'd wanted to. Also Valasek was never one to easily allow his men to leave his service, and he would usually execute any who dared try to do so. Thus Reuben had to flee deeper into the Periphery, making his way through the stellar desert spinward and coreward until he found somewhere to hole up safe from the wrath of his former commander."

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     Well, by this point my initial somewhat stunned horror was passing and I suddenly realised that for the first time since we'd left Argyle I now had the perfect excuse for demanding Bloom took me back across the border into the Suns and dropped me off at the first safe planet. Officially I'd accompanied Bloom in order to seek economic or real material gains for our great nation, I'd certainly not signed on for some quixotic personal family quest, and doubly not to track down an arch-criminal for the sake of a fraternal reunion. Of course Paula might cause some fuss, but to be honest I was so keen to get back to civilisation by that point I'd convinced myself that the giant Robinsonian could be blackmailed into keeping the lovely La Stilson quiet. All it would take, I thought to myself, would be for me to make a few veiled threats about my 'feeling obliged as an officer of the AFFS to report all I knew of such a heinous pirate' as Bloom's brother clearly was.
     So it was as the big half-maimed raxx took a breath I seized the opportunity to interrupt and jumped in all guns blazing.
     "Good Christ man, I've never heard such a tale!" I did my best to roar, causing him to jump a little to my secret glee, the more I unsettled him I reasoned, the better the chance he'd cave and agree to ferry me safely home. "It's a damned disgrace! You brought me out here, away from my duties at the Front, on a promise of us pursuing great gains for the Fed Suns and my House, and this is the truth of it? That we're actually here trying to find your traitor brother, who's a murdering pirate to boot, and if we find him you ain't even meaning to arrest the rogue, but intend to have some kind of warm and fuzzy get together with him?
     Blake's Blood man, I want no part of this business. No part I say!" I'd worked myself up into a pretty fine state by this point, if I do say so myself, my face scarlet and spital flying as I shouted in rage, and Bloom was waving his hand and claw at me trying to quiet me down. Beyond him I noted we were drawing stares from the feast hall down below, with Paula in particular half standing and staring hard up at us. I drew in a breath, meaning to launch into my planned final assault, where I would make my barbed threats about exposing Bloom's familial links to a known deserter and outlaw, when the cunning sod threw me a curve ball.
     "Darius, I meant what I said about us being on the trail of a great prize. Reuben's rich man ... rich as Croesus!" Well that took the wind out of my sails a little I'll own, and I paused, squinting at Bloom carefully to try to pick out any lies he might now try to spin.
     "Rich you say?" I muttered grudgingly, the stupid greed already firing my curiosity.
     Well, you should understand at this point, that though I was the only son of a branch of the mighty House of Davion, heir to the best part of the affluent little world of Killarney, and one day securely set to inherit our great Neo-Victorian Hall, the lands, and all the moneys that went with 'em, the cold hard truth at that time, and indeed even now, was that my dear dragon of a mother held a pinchingly tight grip on our family's collective purse strings. I lived fairly high on the 'Mech most of the time, don't get me wrong, and had access to a trust fund that I regularly drained dangerously low with my boozing, gambling, whoring, and general wasteful living, but still I was always on the lookout for easy sources of bunce which I wouldn't need to go hat in hand to ma'ma begging for.
     Indeed that was why I became such a dab hand at the art of battlefield looting, well that and the fact it has to be said I learned the trade from the best, I have after all served with the likes of Scavenger Snord, Ross MacKinnon, and of course the Ryan family. Oh yes I've picked up some real treasures over the course of my career; let's see now, in my time, I've walked away from New Delos at the end of the Marik Civil War, with a large part of Duke Anton's extensive wardrobe in my luggage, I lifted a Combine Warlord's diamond encrusted toiletry set during the Ronin Wars, and like most of the AFFS during the Fourth Succession War, despite standing orders to the contrary, I made it a point never to leave anything not nailed down behind me during our early conquests. It's certainly no surprise to me that there's been so much Capellan art knocking about the Suns these last twenty years, for we picked the worlds we seized clean quicker than a Lyran would a chickaroo drumstick. Well you must have seen the results yourself; AFFS messes decorated with Tikonovian holo-paintings, New Syrtan studies lined with the finest Sarnan terracotta statuary, Avalonian libraries and gentlemen's clubs where fat retired senior officers lounge about in antique Chinese recreation furniture that before the Fourth War had graced exalted palaces on Wei, or St. Andre, or wherever. I don't much care for the Capellan Oriental style myself, but even I eat here at the old pile sometimes from delicate wafer-porcelain dishes and plates that once belonged to that dirty thug Ridzik.     
     Anyway, you'll understand then that Bloom's mention of his brother's supposed abundant wealth had me picturing the kind of loot a successful Periphery pirate might have squirreled away.
     I'd been amongst the Brethren of the Black before by then of course, so I knew better than to imagine caskets of gold coins, jewels, piles of gem stones, art treasures, and the like. No, your Periphery robber is unlikely to have looted such spoil, though sometimes they indeed do, but I thought it eminently possible Reuben Bloom might have converted lostech, stolen mechanical and electronic parts, slaves, and such like into ready cash. There were plenty of unscrupulous traders roaming the Out willing to buy goods off the Bandit Lords, and even ComStar already had a few stations out beyond the frontier back then, and would very likely have happily exchanged goods for C-Bills on the quiet.
     "Very rich." Bloom repeated, then leaned in and lowered his voice. "Tell me Darius, have you ever heard of the Great Rasalhague Raid of 3010?"
     I shook my head honestly, and he quickly continued.
     "Well, that's not really surprising, the Snakes did their best to cover it up after all. At that time Rasalhague had been thought to be too deep inside the Combine's borders to be at risk from Periphery raiders, and indeed I believe I'm correct in saying had never been attacked by pirates before that year. So then you'll appreciate that when in 3010 the impossible happened, and a pirate force attacked Rasalhague, the Kuritan planetary defences were caught well and truly on the hop.
     Achieving complete surprise, several DropShips bearing the markings of Tiberion Tominaga's pirates of Santander's World, burned in from pirate points barely a few hours out from the planet.
     The raiders struck hard and fast, wrecking havoc amongst both the DCMS garrison and the civilian population. Many hundreds died, and the planetary and provincial capital Reykjavik in particular was badly hit in several places. After the pirates pulled out and jumped away the Snakes were shocked to realise the widespread attacks had in fact been a clever ruse to draw attention away from the real reason for the audacious raid; which was the robbery of the Draconian Provincial Bank of Rasalhague.
     While the planetary police and garrison had been engaged fighting the scattered groups of pirates, a small team of Tominaga's men, disguised as ISF jump infantry, seized the DRBR's central vaults and ultimately stole a large part of the provincial government's cash reserves, before blasting safely offworld with the pirate main body. They took with them upwards of an estimated three hundred million C-Bills!"
     Bloom lingered over those last four words, and his one good eye twinkled in the dim light at me. At the time I wasn't entirely convinced about this tale he was telling me, for I'd never heard of such an attack on Rasalhague having happened. Of course I was wrong, as I was soon to find out, and besides mention of the attack can be found in the history books if you know where to look, though the exact amount Tominaga's pirates got away with from the bank tends to vary widely from account to account, due to the Snake government never having admitted exactly how much they actually lost.   
     "Tominaga's greatest raid however was ultimately to fail almost at the last hurdle." Bloom then continued in the same low, excited voice. "The pirate fleet jumped into an uncharted system just over the Periphery border, while on their way back to Santander's World, and there they were spotted by Kuritan DCA picket ships watching for them. A series of space battles and combat jumps followed, with more and more DCA ships being rushed in to the fight, until finally Tominaga accepted the inevitable and ordered his fleet to break individually for home as best they could.
     Why Tominaga didn't carry the money stolen from the bank back to his base-world himself on his flagship is unclear, perhaps he was too closely hounded at the time by the Kuritan ships and thought he wasn't going to make it home, or maybe he thought to hide the loot from his own men, either way he dispatched the money aboard a small JumpShip under the protection of a trusted lieutenant, his lover Lilli Jacobs.
     When Jacobs never made it back to Santander's World with the loot, many amongst Tominaga's band assumed she'd stolen it, or had been captured by the Kuritans. However spies inside the Combine soon confirmed that the money had not been recovered, so a quiet and widespread search was begun by the pirates, and after a year or so a message pod was found floating in a nameless and uninhabited system two jumps from where Jacob's ship was last sighted. The message was from Jacobs and suggested that while about to be captured or destroyed by Kuritan ships, she'd managed to stache the loot on one of the many uncharted planetoids that covered the region. As far as could be told her ship had then jumped away, but shortly thereafter been destroyed at the location where the message pod was found.
     After another few years of hunting on and off Tominaga finally called a halt to the futile search, and the story of the lost bank loot became just one of the legends that circulate across the Periphery."
     "What does all this have to do with Reuben then?" I asked impatiently, thinking that Bloom was just trying to distract me with this little tale of lost loot.
     "Well, of course Reuben was still with Valasek at the time of the raid." Bloom went on. "But as I say he left Valasek's band the following year, and made his way up around the Combine, until he eventually stumbled across Santander's World, and ultimately found a place there in service to this Tiberion Tominaga.
     Reuben's skills, experience, and basically good character quickly made him a favourite of the stern Tominaga, and Reuben was entrusted with many secrets by the pirate lord. He was also heavily involved in the search for Jacobs and the lost bank haul ..." Bloom paused significantly as the pieces began to fall into place.
     "You may recall I told you that Reuben contacted me for the first time since he'd gone into the Periphery at the end of the year 3011, and at that time was able to send a money order repaying his old debt to our father for his BattleMech."
     "Jerome!" I blurted in realisation of what the one eyed brute seemed to be suggesting. "Are you telling me Reuben has the Rasalhague money?" I was suddenly seeing C-Bill signs in front of my eyes, three hundred million ... my God, even a part cut of that would keep me in cold PPCs and hot totty for years.
     "Reuben's c-mail that accompanied the money order was necessarily vague, but he hinted enough for me to begin to piece together the truth. I believe he found the money, but perhaps out of a strange loyalty to Tominaga, whom he seems to have genuinely respected, or perhaps simply because he didn't feel safe running off with the loot while Tominaga and his band were still so hot on finding and recovering it, he didn't actually make much use of the money and stayed quietly in Tominaga's service, obviously keeping the secret that he had the cash, or at the least knew where it was hidden, to himself.
      Reuben's c-mail however did request that I make a trip out into the Periphery to meet him, at which time he implied he would give me a large share of the cash, to legally invest on his behalf and to use for our family business."
     "Your first 'exploration' voyage in 3015." I said softly, marvelling at the mans cheek; that he'd used the cover of Hanse's New Frontier initiative as a way to inveigle government sponsorship for a trip into the Out to meet his pirate brother, and there pick up the takings from a bank job.
     "Ahh quite so." He said in an almost awkward tone. "Well, I met the same friend of Reuben on the Micanite station as I did this trip, and as this time, he pointed me in the right direction of where I would find Reuben. However what I told you about the misjump which injured me was true, and so we were forced to turn around without ever having met my brother.
     I was thus forced to await another contact from Reuben, which never came, and so I have come out here trying to find him, and I now think we have.
     Darius, this is money taken from the wicked Snake government, Takashi's tyranny, we can put it to good use for the Fed Suns eh?" Well, he didn't need to dress it up as a good deed for my sake, but there was one point I wanted to be sure about before agreeing to tag along for the ride and my share of course.
     "Hm, so what about Tominaga, or Valasek? Can we expect them to turn up looking for Reuben and this loot he's half-inched?"
     "Not a chance." Bloom snorted, reassuringly confident. "Valasek's wild lifestyle, and notorious debaucheries, have I'm led to believe taken a heavy toll on the man, who was once such a handsome, energetic, and charismatic lad according to Reuben's old c-mails. They're what led him to seek out a more settled existence beyond the reach of his enemies, and five years ago, back in '19, ironically he led his men to Tominaga's stronghold on Santander V, though I'm pleased to say that Reuben would have been long gone from Santander's World by then.
     Initially Valasek apparently agreed to command his toughened band, under Tominaga's orders, but within a year there was a quarrel and Valasek mutinied, killing Tominaga in a 'duel'. Any of Tominaga's men and women who wouldn't swear a blood oath unto death, to the new Commander of Santander's World, were promptly tortured to death, and naturally it didn't take long for Valasek to be left as undisputed master of the two newly combined pirate groups, as he's remained ever since.
     Valasek and his louts, haven't been seen within a thousand light years of this part of space since that time."
     While Bloom described the coming of Valasek to Santander's World I found my memory drifting to a conversation I'd had back in '18 with Redjack on Butte Hold. It had been one of those mornings where the two of us had been nursing foul hangovers after a night of beastly behaviour, and I'd been cautiously taking advantage of Redjack's bemused and sickly mood to try to draw information about nearby worlds and their rulers from him, with a view to possible escape from the virtual captivity his service represented for me of course. Mention of Tiberion Tominaga of Santander V, had suddenly conjured in my mind the simmering heat, the fan rotating ineffectually overhead, and Redjack's bored drawl beside me once again;
     "I met Tiberion once, yeah, he came to meet with ole Grimm few years back, needed to hammer out some agreements on boundaries.
     That was a night, the old man, sat there with his nose red from the booze, and as usual generally seeming like nothing so much as a fat, slightly confused and befuddled grandfatherly type, with myself and Satanson sat either side of him, and in strides Tiberion. By damn he was dangerous looking, carried a pigsticker sword, and had the look of a Snake MechWarrior about him, smartly turned out too, a proper corsair like you and me."
     Bloom coughed, and with that I blinked and the memory passed, though it struck me if Tominaga had impressed Redjack then Valasek, no matter how debauched and unhealthy he'd become, must still be a truly dangerous man to have supplanted him. However, I had no reason to doubt what Bloom seemed sure was the case, and it tallied with what I knew of Valasek; that he was very bad news, but that he'd vanished from our borders and hadn't been seen hereabouts for years.
     "Very well Bloom, for the sake of getting this money into the right hands." I proclaimed without any hint of irony. "I'll go along with you on this. Now where the frack is Reuben holed up?" With that Bloom cheered and drew me into a happy, spine snapping, bear hug. I'd allowed the smell of C-Bills override my sense of self-preservation of course, and I was soon to pay the price for that.
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Re: The Misadventures of Darius Davion #3 - Darius and the Heartbreaker
« Reply #39 on: 20 February 2011, 00:15:56 »
Good ole greedy D!
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Re: The Misadventures of Darius Davion #3 - Darius and the Heartbreaker
« Reply #40 on: 20 February 2011, 04:16:10 »
Well, that's as far as I wrote I'm afraid. I stopped due to other commitments, always meaning to continue ... but never got round to doing so.

I have the rest of the tale mapped out, as well as the following future stories (to one degree or another) -

Darius Dragooned -
     The tale of Darius's most unwilling involvement in the Marik Civil War. Beginning with his rudely curtailed 'little holiday' on Solaris VII, Darius is propelled at the direct orders of Hanse Davion and the head of the MIIO kicking and screaming into perilous secret service  aimed at the ruination of the House of Marik. Finding himself on the staff of Anton Marik, the rebel would-be Captain-General, Darius is pitched from hellacious battles at the side of Wolf's Dragoons to deadly 'backstairs work' through the flesh pits of Cienfuegos City on Fin de siècle New Delos. Struggling as ever to save his own skin, Darius also has to grapple with the machinations of the mysterious and murderous Colonel Vesar Kristofur, the desperate ambitions and whims of Anton Marik himself, the ruthless and ultimately violently wrathful Jaime Wolf, and of course his own probably hopeless romantic pursuit of the most famed and feted MechWarrior beauty of the age ... Natasha Kerensky. Witness the previously only suspected lurking Davionist shadow scarper across the face of Free Worlds' history, sobbing and yelping with fear, and learn the truth of how Anton was tempted and tricked into his final desperate gamble ... against his own better judgement.

Darius and the Capellans -
     "What was the Fourth Succession War really like?" Kai Allard-Liao and Victor Steiner-Davion intently asked Darius, while he drank Kai's parent's best brandy, that night on St Ives during the Chinese New Year festivities of '49.
     "It was an absolute bloody disgrace ... Hanse completely overlooked my efforts when it came to dishing out the gongs. Why he gave your dad an ME and an OD, young snotty, and what did I get? Thanks of the Prince, a pat on the shoulder, and a slap round my head with the official secrets act, that's what!" Darius replied with a jealous snarl, but then spotting Kai's father returning from the toilet, added; "But most of all, in my experience, it was a damned close run thing. Damned close."
     Then later, in the comfortable guest room assigned to him, Darius began to set down the truth of those times as only he knew them ...
     Darius' fourth secret memoir shines a spotlight on the Capellan Front of 'the Last Succession War', which ultimately marked the triumph of Hanse Davion's vision for his realm. However Darius, while recounting new depths of cowardice and knavery, paints a picture of perilously narrow victories, repeated tactical blunders on the part of his superiors, lucky escapes, and truly murderous fighting ... from the ferocious battlefields of Tikonov, where the rank ineptitude and odious rivalry between AFFS Marshals almost ended in Davionist defeat on a massive scale, to Darius'desperate and as usual unwilling special mission behind enemy lines, during the top secret negotiations with the Northwind Highlanders ... from the heroic defence of the cannon swept gates of Tikograd's Earthwerks factory, to the kidnapping of Ridzik. And from Darius' shivering part in Ridzik's tyrannical purges and brutal invasion of Procyon, and finally on to his harrowing stint as a captive on Sian, where he endured the capricious affections of Romano Liao herself, and despite his best efforts was instrumental in aiding in the success of his old enemy Justin Xiang-Allard's amazing espionage mission.
     How Darius survived his adventures and brushes with Maskirovka assassins, Northwinder thugs, the infamous and infinately trecherous Lord Ridzik, an old flame with her own duplicitous schemes, and with the mad-bad members of the Liao royal family, is a mystery that will soon be told.

Darius and ... (? - as yet untitled) -
     The Galtor Campaign of 3025. Darius's tearful and whimpering involvement in the bloodiest and fiercest fought campaign of the later years of the Third Succession War on the Davion-Kuritan border. Even Darius began to question his luck after his presence at the third 'valiant last stand' against overwhelming Kuritan forces in as many months ...

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Re: The Misadventures of Darius Davion #3 - Darius and the Heartbreaker
« Reply #41 on: 20 February 2011, 13:33:51 »
Guess I just have to say More! Please.  [notworthy]
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Re: The Misadventures of Darius Davion #3 - Darius and the Heartbreaker
« Reply #42 on: 21 February 2011, 08:40:03 »
Damn! Thats all there is!?!

So when are we going to be able to find out what happens to 'ol Darius?

I am enjoying his antics immensely.

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Re: The Misadventures of Darius Davion #3 - Darius and the Heartbreaker
« Reply #43 on: 21 February 2011, 17:37:03 »
Thanks guys, glad you like the stories.

I must say, if it's not immodest, I enjoyed rereading them through again. I always tried to write the stories I'd enjoy reading, but it's nice to hear others like them.

No promises, but I shall see about continuing. I'm probably very rusty. Thanks again for the kind words. :)
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Re: The Misadventures of Darius Davion #3 - Darius and the Heartbreaker
« Reply #44 on: 22 February 2011, 22:04:45 »
definately fun stuff,
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Re: The Misadventures of Darius Davion #3 - Darius and the Heartbreaker
« Reply #45 on: 23 February 2011, 00:43:05 »
I always thought these were good, but I'd forgotten just how good.


I'll not demand you to persevere beyond your own desires, Tokage, but I'll be looking forward to the day, if the whim bites and time allows, we get another installment.

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Re: The Misadventures of Darius Davion #3 - Darius and the Heartbreaker
« Reply #46 on: 23 February 2011, 17:10:35 »
I always thought these were good, but I'd forgotten just how good.


I'll not demand you to persevere beyond your own desires, Tokage, but I'll be looking forward to the day, if the whim bites and time allows, we get another installment.

 [rockon]

I didn't recognise you without your old avatar BA. You've been with her longer than most marriages.  ;)

One thing I have been doing is refamiliarising myself with the BT setting, I'm not sure most readers will spot all the canon references and characters, I like to dot the stories with. For example; the Rasalhague bank job is from the 1e Periphery sourcebook, Trini Bezz is from that rpg module (which name escapes me), Donald Vincent is from TRO's 3025 and 3039, Elmo and Jake Porath are from the Mercenaries Handbook, the New Ivaarsen campaign is compiled from TRO3025 (several different references), and the TRO3026 and Fox's Teeth, Henry Larson from TRO3026, the characters of Cleery and Ekkart are from Sword and the Dagger, as is the description of the Summer Palace on Argyle (and it's dungeons), Hanse's New Frontier project is from the old House Davion 'House Book', Tiberion Tominaga and his usurpation by Valasek is from the white rule book of the old BT boxed set, Wilson's son going to Solaris (mentioned by Elmo in the prologue) is from the Solaris boxed set, and of course the character of La Stilson is from TRO3025 and Mercs Handbook. I could go on, I need to be on my toes and fully familiar with the setting again, or I'll miss some great snippets I could have included.
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Re: The Misadventures of Darius Davion #3 - Darius and the Heartbreaker
« Reply #47 on: 24 February 2011, 23:24:58 »
I didn't recognise you without your old avatar BA. You've been with her longer than most marriages.  ;)

She'll be back.  ;)

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One thing I have been doing is refamiliarising myself with the BT setting, I'm not sure most readers will spot all the canon references and characters, I like to dot the stories with. For example; the Rasalhague bank job is from the 1e Periphery sourcebook, Trini Bezz is from that rpg module (which name escapes me), Donald Vincent is from TRO's 3025 and 3039, Elmo and Jake Porath are from the Mercenaries Handbook, the New Ivaarsen campaign is compiled from TRO3025 (several different references), and the TRO3026 and Fox's Teeth, Henry Larson from TRO3026, the characters of Cleery and Ekkart are from Sword and the Dagger, as is the description of the Summer Palace on Argyle (and it's dungeons), Hanse's New Frontier project is from the old House Davion 'House Book', Tiberion Tominaga and his usurpation by Valasek is from the white rule book of the old BT boxed set, Wilson's son going to Solaris (mentioned by Elmo in the prologue) is from the Solaris boxed set, and of course the character of La Stilson is from TRO3025 and Mercs Handbook. I could go on, I need to be on my toes and fully familiar with the setting again, or I'll miss some great snippets I could have included.

I did catch a lot of them but far from them all. I'm massively impressed!  8)
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Re: The Misadventures of Darius Davion #3 - Darius and the Heartbreaker
« Reply #48 on: 25 February 2011, 01:32:41 »
Hopefully one day we'll see Darius and the Capellans.
Lookinf forward to that one.
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Re: The Misadventures of Darius Davion #3 - Darius and the Heartbreaker
« Reply #49 on: 25 February 2011, 03:51:04 »
Well ... we shall see ... btw, I forgot I also had mapped out the following two tales (found 'em last night on my laptop);

Darius from the Flames - (3023)
     Whilst attending a military function at the NAIS Darius is drawn into an argument with Doctor B. Banzai over the merits of Hanse's flagship academy, when Darius's off hand comments about the NAIS become a public scandal he is forced into attoning by accepting attachment to the NAIS, thereafter ending up as part of the top secret Project Phoenix.
     Travelling to the planet of Hoff, where Phoenix is based, Darius is soon caught slap bang in the middle of one of the most important campaigns of the waning years of the Third Succession War; the attempt by House Kurita to seize the next generation heat sinks and weapons produced by Project Phoenix.
     Facing a crack-pot Kuritan commander, whose actions are dictated by a 'soothsayer', an entire regiment of the dreaded Wolf's Dragoons and the most famous MechWarrior of the day; Natasha Kerensky herself, Darius must use all his powers of self-preservation and guile to emerge in one piece and by the way bed his old flame Kerensky.
     Not for nothing did Hanse say; 'When  things get dirty, it's probably down to Darius.' and that addage was rarely truer than here.

Darius the Irregular - (3022)
     Dragged cursing and muttering from the casinos and brothels of the Lyran pleasure planet Galaina, in the months directly following the formal signing of the Davion/Steiner alliance, Darius is seconded as an AFFS liaison to the Lyran armed forces. Then is directly attached to the notorious mercenary company Snord's Irregulars, as they are sent into the meat and 'Mech grinder that is the ongoing battle for Tamar. Quite against his will, Darius begins a journey that will take him from the fierce fighting at the Tamarian city of Vrance, to secret meetings between Snord and an ambitious DCMS General, thence onto an entirely unauthorised raid into the Combine, followed by betrayal, incarceration in an brutal Alshain prison and there a fateful meeting with the two amazing historical figures that would one day forge the Free Rasalhague Republic.
     Along the way Darius must wrestle with the twisted desires of a murderous and psychopathic beauty, the more pleasant affections of Snord's daughter Rhonda, the plots of treacherous DCMS officers, the ambitions of fanatic Rasalhaguian rebels, the manic obsessions of Snord's insane mercs, the greedy schemes of Snord himself and ultimately a battle fought over an ancient sword sought by many factions.
     All in all Darius would soon come to wish he'd listened to his mother when she'd warned him his gambling would be the ruin of him! 
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Re: The Misadventures of Darius Davion #3 - Darius and the Heartbreaker
« Reply #50 on: 26 February 2011, 00:30:50 »
All I can say is WOW!  This series ROX!  [rockon]

I've read all up so far, and must say it was a great way to waste a rainy afternoon.

Good Work!  Please keep it up!

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     I suppose I must have been a greedier chap back in my youth than I am these days, as I would now never risk my skin for such a chancy prospect as Bloom's tale of Periphery swag. Then again now I have all the bunce a chap could ever need in order to live a good long life of leisure, so I guess that should be no surprise. Looking back though I do wonder that I didn't raise more objection than the grumble of disquiet I in fact muttered, when I twigged that Bloom's villain of a brother was holed up in an old castle estate that lay smack dab in the middle of the rebellion ravaged no-mans land between Mortfontaine's fief and the neighbouring 'Old Acres Domain'.
     After successfully winning my consent to go along with the hunt for his 'dear brother' Reuben, Bloom had hurried over the details about how Reuben had apparently been hiding out in the renovated castle in question for several years, and according to the best intelligence Bloom had been able to garner from Valkin, had apparently bought a peace between himself with the peasant rebels, perhaps even having secured their protection from outside intrusions into his land. Certainly Reuben never had any contact with any of the local Frankie petty nobility, and all who entered his small region of control were usually quickly and savagely attacked by the rebel army. A useful state of affairs for an ex-pirate wanted not only by the Fed Suns, the Outworlds Alliance, the Taurians, the Snakes, and countless smaller independent Periphery worlds, but also by the very pack of murderous ne'er-do-wells he used to run with.
     Bloom had almost bragged at how impressed he was with Reuben's 'canny set-up', chortling at how his baby brother had ringed his 'doubtless comfortable' bolt-hole with the very peasant army that he was probably secretly funding and perhaps even had covertly inspired and directed.
     Valkin had offered us a large force of Mortfontaine's militia by way of an escort to see us safe to Reuben's castle, but Bloom airily assured me he'd turned the Seneschal down flat, asking only for Vincent to come with us in his Jagermech to act as a guide and extra firepower should we run into any trouble.
     "We shall fare well enough." Bloom had grinned at me I recall, as we returned to the dining table together, his beastly claw as ever heavy upon my shoulder. "What? Three 'Mechs, each piloted by a veteran of many combats, why we could take half this continent with such a force! Besides once the valiant freedom fighters my brother has working for him here find out my connection to Reuben, I'm sure we shall find them our fast friends." Which was just the kind of confident nonsense that set my stomach to nervous gurgling, and made me quickly begin to regret my acceptance of Bloom's tacit offer of shares in his brother's loot.
     Still, the thought of getting my mitts on even part of Reuben's treasure had the better of me, and I settled for simply drowning my doubts and fears about the whole business in Mortfontaine's rotgut booze for the rest of the evening.
     I got pretty pissed very quickly as you can imagine, so I don't remember too much about the rest of our night at that filthy Novo Franklin castle, however I do have a memory of waking from a stupor, sprawled half under the table as I was, to the sound of a raised voice. That of Donald Vincent.
     "I was assured I wouldn't have to serve against the rebels." The professional merc was bellowing angrily, perhaps half inside the bottle himself. "I'll guide 'em, with pleasure. But I won't fire on lightly armed civilians. I won't, d'you hear you miserable Frankie bastard? It ain't honourable!"
     Blearily I dragged my head up from the floor to catch a glimpse of Valkin, his suave facade slipping a tad, his black eyes blazing clearly in fury and affront at Vincent's tirade. I think Valkin more quietly lashed verbally back at the ex-AFFS merc, however I may have simply passed out again at that point, for I can remember nothing else about the incident in question, but I mention it here for it has some bearing upon a singular event that occurred later.

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     We struck out east early the next day, with Vincent in his serviceable old 'Mech alongside myself in Falstaff, then Bloom and Kinsey following in their skimmer, and Paula coming up the rear in her disgustingly decorated Ostroc.
     The sky was blue once again, and the sun seemed to throb above us as we moved through Mortfontaine's farmlands along dusty dirt tracks. I never could stand piloting a 'Mech with a hangover, and was struggling both not to throw up inside the confining, suffocating, prison of my neurohelmet, while also doing my best not to pass out from the mounting oven heat one must suffer inside a 'Mech on the move.
     "You okay Captain?" Vincent's calm voice crackled in my ear at one point, after I'd actually coughed up and then promptly swallowed back down some bile, causing Falstaff to stagger a little.
     "Ah, fine thanks Sergeant. I may have drunk a little too much last night." I ruefully gasped, then never able to resist a bit of swagger added. "The way my head's hammering puts me in mind of Harrow's Sun back in '20. The morning of the day after we lost Ross McKinnon and Kurt Lytton, the survivors of the Fox's Teeth Company and I had been able to go to ground in the lee of a low hill for the night. The Snakes had been all around us in the dark, two entire Regiments of DCMS BattleMechs, so close we could feel the tremors of their 'Mechs footsteps through the ground as they criss-crossed the region looking for us, but still, after Ian gave his orders for the next day, we managed to rustle up some scotch and give Ross and Kurt a wake.
     Heh ... last thing the Snakes thought we'd do next morning was come gunning for them. Truth be told, I think most of us still weren't entirely sober. I know I was very shaky on my pins." I forced myself to smile, for you can hear a grin over a comm, as you probably know yourself and I wanted to sound suitably devil-may-care. However just the thought of that now famous dawn, when thanks to that madman Ian McKinnon we'd charged against twenty to one odds, made the sweat already running off my body turn cold.
     "I doubt that Sir. I just wish I could have been there for that party." Vincent replied, his voice heavy with obvious admiration and perhaps even genuine envy for the 'undying glory' I'm reliably assured I won for being present when Ian McKinnon and his lads tried to commit mass suicide. I wasn't just idly bragging though by bringing this up at that time, I wanted to make sure Vincent was still very much on my side, just in case we hit any trouble and I needed someone to cover my escape should I order it. That Vincent, who was doubtless as quietly misty eyed a sentimentalist as any other homesick ex-pat AFFS veteran, would now throw himself against hopeless odds at my command seemed certain to me.

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     After an hour or two's march the surrounding farmlands began to grow more and more sparse, the land increasingly drier and eventually practically desert. Ahead of us a line of low bare hills stretched across the horizon, covered with a rippling heat haze, and Vincent informed us over the comm that the hills lay at the edge of Mortfontaine's fiefdom. Beyond was rebel territory, no-man's-land, some forty klicks inside of which lay casa-del-Reuben.
     "What the ...?" I murmured aloud as we tramped closer toward the rocky hill line and squinted into the haze as shimmering figures dotted along the horizon began to take shape.
     "The Ghost Fence." Vincent's voice came back over the comm in a crackle of static. "Scarecrows. They mark the border."
     I had never seen anything like it, along the slopes of the hills stood a long line of 'Mech sized figures separated from one another by some quarter klick or so, each a decidedly ominous and towering construction of wood and rusting metal, they did indeed seem like nothing so much as enormous scarecrows such as those that dotted the fields back home on Killarney. Each was faced outward as if watching the hills, their backs toward us, allowing us to see the great wooden poles driven into the rocky earth, braced against their rear sides and holding them up.
     "The Frankie peasants believe each figure is home to a ghost, a spirit bound by magic to guard the frontier." Vincent added scornfully as we paused to study the nearest of the ragtag giants, I noticed the structure had ancient and corroded 'Mech armour plates for it's shoulders, it's head a holed tank's turret with it's main gun missing, the rest of the structure up close a mass of wooden struts, poles, wicker padding and bundles of dry megagrass. It was an absurd construct, built to prey upon the crazy superstitions of the local primitives, but I'm bound to admit as we picked up our pace again I glanced back at the thing and was struck by a creeping queasy sense of it watching me bleakly from the blackened holes in it's tank turret head, an inescapable feeling of being observed as we blithely passed a line into outright howling madness.
     My belly knotting fears were not helped by Paula's damn Ostroc, Heartbreaker, stamping past the giant in a cloud of dust, causing the thing to shudder and quake, her mocking voice buzzing over the comm.
     "What's up Dee, frightened he'll take a rear shot at you?" I shut off the comm-link and turned back to make my way up the slope into the border hills, cursing yet again the damn woman who had brought me to this hellhole.
     Deciding I would not underestimate the reportedly poorly armed and scattered bands of peasant rebels who now claimed the land we were entering, I began running very cautious sensor sweeps and subtly allowed Vincent to creep ahead of me to the extent he was soon in effect walking point and would hopefully catch the brunt of any ambush we might encounter.
     My nerves aside, we made it through the hills without incident and passed on into a barren region of weed choked, unworked fields, dotted here and there with the burned out husks of armoured vehicles and farm buildings. The bleached bones of livestock, raxx and cattle mainly I think, lay in great numbers in some places, creating popping and crackling skeletal carpets under our 'Mech's crushing feet as we played our sensors and HUD gunsights over the landscape, ready for any sign of trouble.
     "This place is dead." I muttered, mopping at the sweat pouring off my forehead, "There's no way anyone could survive here now."
     "Maybe." Vincent responded, then added in a taught thoughtful voice. "I've seen people endure worse."
     "I'm not seeing any dead bodies ... of people that is." Bloom's voice came over the comm, and I realised he was right, which could mean someone was still around to bury their dead.
     Wishing to get this wretched job done as quickly as possible we pushed on, all of us quiet and I believe sharing a sense of dread inspired by the surroundings. Here and there small colourful flying reptiles roosted in the charred broken down ruins of small fortified farms, or once impressively large stone serf barracks, and here and there spired wooden structures I took to be churches, though of what denomination I couldn't imagine.
     After another half hour or so brisk march, we passed a broken down series of what appeared to be sandbag stacked trenches. I ran my gunsights over them carefully, noting they were half collapsed and clearly unoccupied, while Bloom crowed that this fitted the description of his brother's outer defences.
     "I thought he was being protected by the peasant rebels?" I asked pointedly, to which Bloom could give no answer beyond stating there should be two more trench lines, before the fortress itself, his voice strained with excitement and tension.
     Moving on, we passed through scrubby bushes and light dry woods where the trees barely reached our 'Mech's chests and which snapped like dead twigs under us, before the next trench line became visible. This was much more intact, with razor wire bundles along it's crest and was dotted here and there with small ferrocrete gun-emplacement bunkers. We paused, scanning closely for any sign of movement or life, ready to open up with all we had, but still there was nothing.
     "Quiet as a grave." Paula's slightly too jokey voice over the comm prickled at my nerves, and apparently Bloom's too, as he uncharacteristically snapped at her to be quiet. But she was right, and my hopes grew that perhaps we'd find only the bones of the dead and of course the bank-job loot up ahead in Reuben Bloom's remote hide-out.

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     Reuben's fortress was actually a pretty impressive structure, though originally one of your typical Novo Franklin feudal castles it had clearly been strengthened and reinforced over recent years. There were more ferrocrete hardpoints built into the extended walls and towers, housing autocannon and PPC nests, though they seemed broken and empty now. The main gates were built 'Mech scale, and stood buckled and open, showing clear explosive damage and scarring, as did some of the gun emplacements, walls and towers.
     "This place has been hit." Vincent said briskly, "I'd guess perhaps six months or so ago."
     Moving closer I grunted my agreement with the merc's assessment, the fortress had been attacked, possibly by 'Mechs, there had been the deuce of a sharp fight and it seemed the occupants of the fortress had come out the worse, or at the least the attackers had breached the gates and got inside.
     "Maybe someone caught up with Reuben?" I added unnecessarily, while continuing to scout about for any sign of hostiles, or anyone come to that.
     Bloom was becoming increasingly agitated, and he made to drive his skimmer straight into the breached fortress. Vincent and Paula both called out warnings and the great twerp grudgingly pulled his vehicle up short.
     "Let's recce the place first." Vincent snapped and moving in a 'v' formation, Vincent, Paula and I walked the perimeter of the great fortress, noting there was a makeshift ferrocrete drop pad at the rear, and what seemed to be bunkers clustered against the south wall.
     "DropShip engine scorch marks on the pad." Paula murmured as we passed, "Could be made by the attackers, or maybe Reuben had a DropShip and escaped in it?"
     Once we had traversed around the walls we entered the gates into the main courtyard, a vast open space, littered with debris and the burned out wreckage of what appeared to be several tanks, and even the very picked over remains of at least three BattleMechs. The inner keep, or central hall, of the fortress had been blasted at close range and was thus riddled with craters, cannon scarring and great gaps in it's ferrocrete and granite walls.
     "Seems clear." Vincent said warily, and Bloom screeched his skimmer up to the blasted open main doors in a cloud of white dust.
     "Very well, Sergeant if you and Paula keep a close eye on the perimeter, Captain Kinsey, Darius and I will see what we can find inside."
     I paused for a moment at that, but only for a moment, the place seemed deader than an Exituri knocking shop after all and to be honest I didn't trust Bloom any further than I could have thrown him, especially when it came to the matter of his brother and the Rasalhague loot, so I was pretty keen to be in there with him. Kneeling Falstaff, I popped my canopy, ditched my neurohelmet and slid lightly down my cockpit ladder onto the hot dirt.
     Standing for a moment to find my balance, I shielded my eyes with my right hand against the blazing sun and watched Paula's Ostroc and Vincent's Jagermech turn and stride out of the gates to begin patrolling the surrounding area. Touching my throat mike I warned them not to move beyond sight of the fortress and to comm at the first sign of anything.
     With that I turned and jogged to catch up to Bloom and Kinsey who'd already climbed the stone stairs to the gap where the front doors must once have stood. Bloom, I swear still wearing the same ragged sweat stained business suit he'd had on when we'd first met back on Argyle, glanced down at me with his good eye. He seemed rattled for a moment, jiggling his false teeth with his tongue as he did when uncertain, then grinned and declared in his booming voice;
     "Here we are then Darius. The darksome windings of a broken stair, and creeping along a ridge of fractured wall, not with trembling, to gather with one mind a rich reward. Eh?"
     "Wordsworth again?" I asked with a weary sigh.
     "Who else?" Bloom guffawed with laughter, shifting a nasty little Thorvald and Koch sliver submachine gun into his good hand, as he led us inside into the ruin which seemed more tomb than castle.
Now listen to me you benighted muckers. We're going to teach you soldiering. The world's noblest profession. When we're done with you, you'll be able to slaughter your enemies like civilized men. - HRH D. Dravot

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Tokage

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Heh, yep, trying to finish the story after a 5 year hiatus. Probably bit rusty, will take me a few chapters to get into the zone fully again. :)
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Not bad for a rusty 5 year old. O0
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