I am now intrigued, but suspect this is "you don't want to know" territory.
Look pal...the stuff that man has done to my 'Mechs beggars belief.
"Okay, so you skid, and (rolls) fall into a depth 4 pit. It has a lid, which slams shut over you. That's when the lava jets built into the sides start spewing lava into the pit."
"Uh."
"Do you have jump MP?"
"No."
"Do you have hand actuators?"
"It's a
Timber Wolf and I think you know that."
"Does your MechWarrior have a sidearm?"
"I hate you."