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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1050 on: 14 September 2015, 21:33:43 »
Not allowed to comment. Nondisclosure agreements and all.
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« Reply #1051 on: 14 September 2015, 22:47:49 »
Oh, sorry.    :(   I didn't think about the "legal" issues.  I guess I'll need to go find that sales,...    errrr   ummm    What was he?  A duck? 
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1052 on: 15 September 2015, 02:13:40 »
I really need to leave.

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1053 on: 15 September 2015, 02:34:54 »
Starts singing the Eagles "Hotel California". 
 
"You can check out any time you like
 But you can never leave..."   
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1054 on: 15 September 2015, 03:25:11 »
Watch me.

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1055 on: 15 September 2015, 03:45:06 »
[Sits and watches.  Moving occasionally to get more comfortable or to get a better view. ]   [watch]
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1056 on: 15 September 2015, 19:19:30 »
We do have exits around here somewhere, but they are not clearly marked. And some lead into Wombat's pouch. They are supposed to be emergency exits from the pouch but are not marked at all and are in badly lit sections of the pouch...................
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« Reply #1057 on: 16 September 2015, 00:09:06 »
The lesson here is to always have your own light source and be able to navigate non-euclidean space.

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« Reply #1058 on: 17 September 2015, 16:34:53 »
In Wombat's case mode like nonsensical space space..........
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1059 on: 27 January 2016, 00:45:45 »
SPOON!
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1060 on: 27 January 2016, 06:05:42 »
You know the spork is superior you know.  ;)
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1061 on: 27 January 2016, 23:10:06 »
THEY don't make Sporks that big.  :P

Whoever They are.

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1062 on: 27 January 2016, 23:44:32 »
That would be the Acme corporation from Walla Walla Washington.
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1063 on: 28 January 2016, 19:18:09 »
ACMETM makes just about anything......................almost as bad as Clangacorp.    Almost.
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1064 on: 28 January 2016, 19:22:33 »
Damn ACME corp out bigging BoP Food Industries Jumbo Giant CuttleryTM

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« Reply #1065 on: 29 January 2016, 00:07:17 »
Well, you know, some big shot black duck goes around selling their equipment.  Funny thing is that, I think, the only customer they have is some coyote that never does read the fine print until said piece of equipment fails for him. 
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1066 on: 02 February 2016, 12:29:29 »
Well, ACMETM is at least a step up in quality over the junk made by ClangaCorp. It mostly works unless a Roadrunner is involved. Or a little black duck. Or a wascawwy wabbit. Or a gun toating galoot with a big mustache and a bigger attitude. Or a really fast mouse. Or a big rooster with a.......well, most toons.
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1067 on: 02 February 2016, 22:15:04 »
Well, ACMETM is at least a step up in quality over the junk made by ClangaCorp. It mostly works unless a Roadrunner is involved. Or a little black duck. Or a wascawwy wabbit. Or a gun toating galoot with a big mustache and a bigger attitude. Or a really fast mouse. Or a big rooster with a.......well, most toons.
I guess its fine print only a atomic magnifying glass can read.
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1068 on: 05 February 2016, 00:41:03 »
It's not really all that small of print. It's just that nobody ever bothers actually reading the licensing agreements.
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« Reply #1069 on: 05 February 2016, 07:14:27 »
Well, the pictures really aren't all that clear. 
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1070 on: 08 February 2016, 13:29:16 »
The pictures are the assembly instructions. The warning labels are in Samoan.
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1071 on: 10 February 2016, 00:24:16 »
Well, I guess that's better than them being in Navajo.   ::)
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1072 on: 10 February 2016, 07:03:30 »
It's better than in Legalese.  O0
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1073 on: 11 February 2016, 00:35:36 »
No, legalese can still be deciphered by non-lawyers.    :P
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« Reply #1074 on: 11 February 2016, 00:38:03 »
But not successfully understood, because of things like it depends of what the meaning of "is" is.
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« Reply #1075 on: 11 February 2016, 00:40:27 »
Well "is" is a relative term.   I mean if I think therefor I am, what if I just thought?    :D
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1076 on: 11 February 2016, 16:23:44 »
I don't think so. Just saying............. :))
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1077 on: 11 February 2016, 20:27:35 »
When will "now" be now?
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1078 on: 12 February 2016, 13:34:23 »
Later
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #1079 on: 12 February 2016, 14:15:17 »
Soon enough is not soon enough.