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How does the Word of Blake pay for all those wonderful toys?
« on: 05 September 2013, 00:11:54 »
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Re: How does the Word of Blake pay for all those wonderful toys?
« Reply #1 on: 05 September 2013, 06:54:41 »
And many many many discount coupons.
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Re: How does the Word of Blake pay for all those wonderful toys?
« Reply #2 on: 07 September 2013, 12:52:34 »
Have you seen an itemized phone bill?

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Re: How does the Word of Blake pay for all those wonderful toys?
« Reply #3 on: 08 September 2013, 18:16:04 »
Have you seen an itemized phone bill?
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Re: How does the Word of Blake pay for all those wonderful toys?
« Reply #4 on: 09 September 2013, 05:26:50 »
They have a program that collects all those fractional centi-bills.  And it works just as well as in Superman III and Office Space.
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Re: How does the Word of Blake pay for all those wonderful toys?
« Reply #5 on: 11 September 2013, 06:12:25 »
I'd see it where WoB sells the Mech Factory components to Comstar (at cost), but reserves the commercial rights to the Mech.  So Comstar buys a factory, the equipment to make the factory, plus the Mechs themselves, and has to provide training/security.  WoB instead builds a factory on a Protectorate world, and cranks out the toy version of the Mech, because every kid must have the latest toy to complete their collection.  No security needed, locals are already trained for this sort of work, and a much larger market.

Presto, WoB makes back its money in the factory many times over, while Comstar is desperate for donations.

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Re: How does the Word of Blake pay for all those wonderful toys?
« Reply #6 on: 08 November 2013, 16:37:11 »
I always figured they ran a bank like Comstar ....

They give out a free toaster with every new account, but insist that you name it.
Oh, and don't screw up typing in your PIN number at The ATM, or it releases a tailored bioplague.

Come to think of it, that ATM just turned around and it looks a whole lot like Precentor Appylon ... how the heck do I get my card back?  Crap.  Should I just ask him?

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