Author Topic: Scotty's Stand-Inn  (Read 18535 times)

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Re: Scotty's Stand-Inn
« Reply #30 on: 27 January 2011, 01:36:18 »
...Oh crap....this cant be good........
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Re: Scotty's Stand-Inn
« Reply #31 on: 27 January 2011, 01:50:14 »
The Falchion cub hugs Fandragon's leg.

"Daddeh!"
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Re: Scotty's Stand-Inn
« Reply #32 on: 27 January 2011, 02:06:56 »
"Where'd you get a ship?  There isn't a Luna for nearly a week either direction!" :D
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Re: Scotty's Stand-Inn
« Reply #33 on: 27 January 2011, 02:53:30 »
Whos to say I didnt fly it in over a week ago? 
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Re: Scotty's Stand-Inn
« Reply #34 on: 27 January 2011, 03:06:21 »
The forum crash does. 8)
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Re: Scotty's Stand-Inn
« Reply #35 on: 27 January 2011, 03:27:35 »
Oh, I guess in that case I lose haha....<Glasses the city again to make sure I left noone out>
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Re: Scotty's Stand-Inn
« Reply #36 on: 27 January 2011, 03:36:37 »
The Stand-Inn and everyone in materialize on the other end of the instantly respawned Hall-city, and the patrons return to their drinks and.... whatever the hell Wombat had.
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Re: Scotty's Stand-Inn
« Reply #37 on: 27 January 2011, 08:26:41 »
*the partridge woozles, now busless, look around at everyone else and grin.  Danny woozleduchi sets out and empty guitar case for collections, amps up a guitar to a nearby nuclear warhead and joins his family in a heavy metal version of waltzing matilda... The resulting shockwave has everyone holding onto something for dear life with each note.*

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Re: Scotty's Stand-Inn
« Reply #38 on: 27 January 2011, 08:36:33 »
[Wombat pulls a moldy grape out of his pouch and begins pushing it along the floor with his nose.]
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Re: Scotty's Stand-Inn
« Reply #39 on: 27 January 2011, 09:49:43 »
Several Falchions start laying out a trail of diced pickles toward a meat-baited bear trap.

"...Yeah, but what if the sabertooth tiger doesn't take the bait?" one of them asks.

"Then we'll use you."

"I'm liking this plan less and less..."
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Re: Scotty's Stand-Inn
« Reply #40 on: 27 January 2011, 09:51:27 »
[Wombat appears to be roller-skating around the meat-baited bear trap while pushing a moldy grape across the floor with his nose.]
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Re: Scotty's Stand-Inn
« Reply #41 on: 27 January 2011, 11:22:15 »
*SNAP*

[Wombat appears to now be roller skating in eratic circles wearing a meat-bated bear trap on the widdle nub of his tail while a moldy grape tries to make it's escape.]
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Re: Scotty's Stand-Inn
« Reply #42 on: 27 January 2011, 12:11:08 »
"Wow! I think this actually improves my sinuses!"

                                          *snap!*

*SNAP!!!*

                                 *snap-snap!*

[In a rare community goodwill gesture Wombat goes around putting meat-bated bear traps on everyone's noses.]
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Re: Scotty's Stand-Inn
« Reply #43 on: 27 January 2011, 13:04:37 »
**The partridge woozles pause for a second.... scratch their heads and then proceed to pick up the tempo... thus causing more damage to inhabitants with each shock wave.... the nuclear warhead beeps along in time**

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Re: Scotty's Stand-Inn
« Reply #44 on: 27 January 2011, 13:10:32 »
**gasp**

"A nuclear warhead beeping? Its time for a sing-along!!"

[Wombat pulls out some hastily-made nuclear warhead outfits for himself and the woozles and organzies a choir group.]
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Re: Scotty's Stand-Inn
« Reply #45 on: 27 January 2011, 14:11:13 »
[tickles a woozle to take his nuke suit and don it.]

Cool threads, man!
[swipes the meat trap off his nose and tosses it after losing a finger in it]

Yummy.
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Re: Scotty's Stand-Inn
« Reply #46 on: 27 January 2011, 14:13:17 »
"You ate a woozle finger...without BBQ sauce?"

**gasp**
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Re: Scotty's Stand-Inn
« Reply #47 on: 27 January 2011, 14:42:35 »
**The nuke suit trajan actually stole is actually 12,000,000 deer ticks... they all dig into trajan and start draining his blood**

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Re: Scotty's Stand-Inn
« Reply #48 on: 27 January 2011, 14:44:36 »
[Wombat offers to sell Trjan a transfusion of kool-aid and used motor oil.]

"It'd work....probably."
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Re: Scotty's Stand-Inn
« Reply #49 on: 27 January 2011, 15:38:39 »
[turns away the Motor-Aid, uses vicissitude to turn his blood to acid, figuring maybe a minute before the ticks are dissolved]
I'm cool, thanks.

Anybody want blood soup here in a moment?
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Re: Scotty's Stand-Inn
« Reply #50 on: 27 January 2011, 16:10:54 »
"Is it dangerous to eat? I mean, I'm cool with that so long as it comes with crackers."
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Re: Scotty's Stand-Inn
« Reply #51 on: 27 January 2011, 16:19:34 »
**The acid trick, however clever does not take into account that the acid just happens to attract a swarm of washington lawyers who start feeding on Trajan's flesh**

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Re: Scotty's Stand-Inn
« Reply #52 on: 27 January 2011, 16:44:42 »
Hey!  Hey!  Get outta here ya filthy cretins!

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I SAID GIT!
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Re: Scotty's Stand-Inn
« Reply #53 on: 27 January 2011, 19:46:00 »
A lumpy-looking lawyer stumbles past with pink floof leaking out of its ears.

"Moo, I'm a lawyer!"
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Re: Scotty's Stand-Inn
« Reply #54 on: 27 January 2011, 20:33:24 »
[Wombat pulls a mustard bottle out of his mouch along with three overweight Japanese mustard-wrestling girls and begins talking in a completely passable Michael Buffer voice.]
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Re: Scotty's Stand-Inn
« Reply #55 on: 28 January 2011, 00:52:08 »
[walks over and licks one of the girls]

MMmmmMmm, mustard! 

[begins slathering the healing slime it all over his wounds]

"When it's mixed with the soup, it gets a tangy flavor...and it's great with wheat crackers!
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Re: Scotty's Stand-Inn
« Reply #56 on: 28 January 2011, 01:47:18 »
*the partridge woozles notice the nuclear warhead starting to glow a frantic red... They quickly get back to playing rock ballads  in order to appease the bomb.*

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Re: Scotty's Stand-Inn
« Reply #57 on: 28 January 2011, 01:51:40 »
* Scotty displays entirely too much sense for a topic in the hall by walking up to the bomb with a trolley cart, loading the bomb carefully on the cart, and pushing the trolley out the door and down the hill.
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Re: Scotty's Stand-Inn
« Reply #58 on: 28 January 2011, 01:55:07 »
*the partridge woozles not knowing what else to do keep playing their music... Luckilly the warhead hits a convenient blue rubber wall and returns to where it was before*

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Re: Scotty's Stand-Inn
« Reply #59 on: 28 January 2011, 02:12:18 »
"Well I'll be damned.  I've never seen a trolley roll uphill like that before."  ???
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