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BattleTech Player Boards => BattleTech Roleplaying => MechWarrior Hall => Topic started by: Trajan Helmer on 26 January 2011, 07:15:10
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Another thread hits the Rezz Point!
Kickin' it off, the last word or two words in a sentence forms the basis of the next reply.
The Battletech Forum is reborn!
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Is reborn or stolen my thread is... Grumble grumble. :D
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Grumble was the sound my stomach made after I ate way to many tacos.
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Many tacos are required to motivate this portion of the boards to start a new thread. ;D
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New Thread, or A New Hope... same concept.
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Concept art for the new thread proved difficult to produce after the Jabberwocky and the Gundark began a fight to the death.
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The death of Tiny Tim was a wake up call for social services.
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Social services cause too high a burden on the taxpayer.
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The taxpayer gathered up all his toys and went home.
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Home is where the heart is... also my boots, books and all my other nifty stuff.
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Nifty stuff is no good for me as I require only the finest of the spiffy.
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Spiffy is what I'd call my belongings that are shiny.
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Shiny and new were the Enforcers and Valkyries given to Wolf's Dragoons by the Federated Suns during the Fourth Succession War.
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War is romantic to those who have never seen its true visage.
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Visage, a New Wave British band, only lasted seven years but I still listen to them.
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To them I say nay, and a horse upon your house!
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Your house is a drafty pox and therefore I shall knock it down with this cement mixer.
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The cement mixer was out of gas, so he had to pushit.
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Pushit is a great song by a bunch of Tools.
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Tools in the shed are smarter than some of the people I work with.
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Work with me and we shall rule the universe!
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The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding in all of the directions it can whiz....
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Whiz not on the electric fence.
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Electric fence was considered for the name of a popular song and dance but was dropped in place of electric slide.
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Slide that back bacon and beer over here.
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Over Here was a better show than Over There.
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Over there is where I lost my luggage
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Luggage is heavy when stuffed for long trips.
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Long trips are fun in the company of good friends.
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Good friends should be cherished as we get so few of them
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Of them that we lost I have little to say.
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To say things softly, but to carry a large club, is a strategy of which Theodore Roosevelt would approve.
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Approve not the club and instead wield a whiffle bat.
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Wiffle bat gymnastics never caught on to become an Olympic event.
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Event horizons are bad places to be.
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To be, or not to be, is not the right question.
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Question authority.
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authority sometimes sucks
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Sometimes sucks it does to construct a sentence such as this.
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This is the sentence which you are finishing reading.
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Reading is especially fun when the subject matter is zombies.
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Zombies are so overplayed, but they are better than sparkly vampires
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Sparkly vampires need to be staked, posthaste.
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Posthaste, what a waste.
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Waste not the idle time of youth.
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Youth is wasted on the young and desired by the old.
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Old Ones are stirring from their dreamless sleep.
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Sleep the dreamless slumber of death.
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Death is not the end, it's just the beginning of a new journey
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Journey over land or through the stars, remember to bring a towel.
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Towel boy, could you fetch me a martini
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A martini is the favoured drink of spies.
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Spies Like Us is one of Dan Akroyd's best films
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Films of a musical nature are a favorite of mine.
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Mine is not yours, so get your own. ;)
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Own your actions and accept blame and praise equally.
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Praise equally and you will be rewarded.
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You will be rewarded when you bring the criminals to justice
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Justice, something rarely in a courtroom.
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A courtroom is a place where justice is supposed to be dispensed.
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Dispensed candy from a machine is the ultimate gamble.
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Ultimate gamble for the ultimate prize.
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The ultimate prize is not easily won nor is it easily kept
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easily kept is a gift no-one wants, like a can of Beverly (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beverly_%28drink%29)
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Beverly Hills is the place I want to be
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To be a sanitation worker is a dirty and undesirable job.
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Job hunting is a pain in the behind.
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Behind enemy lines is not an ideal place.
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Place your bets on how long it will take to freeze wombat.
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Freeze Wombat, that seems like a bad idea.
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Bad idea or clever ploy, only history will tell.
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Tell no secrets, tell no lies.
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Lies can get you anywhere.
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Anywhere you are is someplace I've never been
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Never Been Thawed is a hilariously oddball indie movie that anyone who has lived in Phoenix should see!
;D
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See that is what happens when you run with scissors.
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Scissors can be used for cutting up body parts, as well as paper
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Paper has only remaining use: to be shredded.
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Shredded tires are very dangerous.
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Dangerous curves ahead is what the sign on the models door said.
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Said the Raven, pack up and leave.
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Leave it to a Snow Raven to be practical ........ not
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Not practical you say, a pox on you today.
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Today is a day away from yesterday and will always come before tomorrow.
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Tomorrow will start things anew, and I shall make a filling stew.
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Stew Griffin is what Stewie goes by when he enters his "Virginity Lost" epoch
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Epoch Rooster, a take on the Millenium Falcon, was the name of one of my character's jumpship
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Jumpships Shouldn't jump- it's bad for their hips.
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Hips must gyrate when you're playing with a hula hoop
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Hula hoop contests may make someone with vertigo dizzy.
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Dizzy am I when climbing up high.
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Up high, down low, your too slow.
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Slow down you're moving way too fast
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Fast plunges make pond ripples.
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Ripples through the ground can be caused by earthquakes.
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Earthquakes is how I would describe getting laid.
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Getting laid is every pick-up artists goal
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Goal is what you shout out when you finish.
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Finish what you start and you will gain respect with your peers.
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Your peers will always know the truth.
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The truth is out there but hidden beneath a wet, impenetrable blanket.
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Blanket enemy forces with a carpet bomb.
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Carpet bomb them until they are back in the stone age, keep your infantry safe.
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A sae is a good place to store your valuable papers and precious items
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Items of a questionable nature are better left at home and not in the carry on luggage.
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Luggage can be surprisingly adept at transporting bodies.
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Transporting bodies across international borders requires extreme sneakiness.
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Extreme sneakiness is also required when planning a bank robbery.
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Bank robbery plans need to be thought out clearly.
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Clearly you have never seen 'Bandits.'
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Seen bandits at your local tax office?
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Office Space by Mike Judge is an awesome movie.
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It has been a while since I have seen a movie I would describe as awesome.
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It has been a while since I have seen a movie I would describe as awesome.
No, no. You have to start with 'awesome movie' or 'movie'.
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Movie reviews were not kind to Batman & Robin. :D
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The Batman & Robin movie was not kind to the viewing public
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Public urinals, much like the above movie, are smelly and gross.
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Gross porta pots lined the streets in preparation for the start of the all you can eat Chinese food contest.
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Contest this, said the man wielding the BFG.
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The BFG was a bad idea for giving haircuts.
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giving haircuts is the badge of a great warrior
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Great warrior, heh, war not make one great.
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One great book does not a writer make.
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Make me a sammich!
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A sammich can be considered the height of fine dining in some circles.
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Some circles are fun, so long as there are no squares nearby.
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Nearby squares are below my shoes.
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My shoes smell like feet.
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Feet are terribly disgusting.
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Terribly disgusting things are the hallmarks of a college dorm.
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College dorm rooms were never big enough to suit my living tastes.
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Living tastes better than death.
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Death is but the passage of this life into the next.
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The next bimbo who says American Idol is worthwhile gets a frying pan upside the head.
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The head is the best place to shoot someone
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"Shoot someone already!" is never something you expect from one of your kids
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One of your kids will more than likely will have a better tha you when they grow up.
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"Grow up" - one of the most overused retorts
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Overused retorts either get funnier the more they are used, or make you want to slap someone.
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Slap someone who deserves it as it will make you feel better
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Better to have had some good times during high school than to have had none at all. [tickedoff]
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All you need is love
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Love is a fickle beast
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Beast like creatures stalk in the shadows next to my house.
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My house, however, does not have any monsters near it, because my high-level character hunted them all down and killed them with a vorpal sword.
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Vorpal swords have their deadly uses.
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Their deadly uses include beheading Red Dragon, Frost Giants and unruly despots.
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Despot is what I ise as a replacement word. "Office Despot", "Home Despot", and "Burger Despot" are stores I frequent regularly.
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Stores I frequent regularly include Barnes & Noble, Costco and Best Buy
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Buy Coca Cola, not Pepsi.
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Pepsi is the only cola I drink, other than that I prefer Dr. Pepper. ;)
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Dr. Pepper commercials made drinkers of the beverage appear to be cult members.
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Members Only jackets are a sure way to designate targets.
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Targets of opportunity pop up when you least expect them.
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"Them" was a cheesy movie from the fifties or sixties.
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Sixies was not the decade I was born.
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Born in the winter was I.
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I am.
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Am I coming or going, I do not know.
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Know that you are crafty wordsmiths.
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Crafty wordsmiths construct cunning contexts, crushing callous calligraphers.
[Edit: had a bunch of C words, decided to keep it going]
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Callous calligraphers, have become callous because their hands hurt from doing too much calligraphy.
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Calligraphy is the overdecorated dandy of the printing world.
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Pepsi is the bomb, Coca-cola tastes like aluminium
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World geography is easy with National Geographic over 30 years.
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Thirty years into the 31st century (3030), Hanse Davion thought he had won a major victory.
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Victory will be mine.
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Mine kampf could have easily be influenced by the doobie brothers.
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The Doobie Brothers best song was "South City Midnight Lady".
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Lady and the Tramp was the first Disney film that I can remember watching
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Remember watching Buckaroo Banzai? He designed the Hatchetman... [notworthy]
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The Hatchetman is a 'Mech that is not suited for its designed purpost, brawling.
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Brawling in a pool of noodles can be messy.
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Messy is getting run over by 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 wheels on a big rig.
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"Rig it so a booby trap would cut off my brother Victor's head, I ordered! What could be so hard about that?"
"There was a slight problem, Lady Katrina."
"Yes! Because you underestimated him!"
"Actually, m'lady, our error was due to overestimation..."
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Overestimation of your cohorts abilities could be detrimental to the completion of your project
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Project yourself onto the Astral Plane in AD&D 2nd edition and there will be trouble. :D
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There will be trouble if you don't finish your homework.
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30 years of age likely renders you solahma.
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Solahma warriors are still just as good as any frontline warrior
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Frontline warrior of 3rd-level seeks bastard sword of sharpness.
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Sharpness is the opposite of dullness
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Dullness is a key factor in night camouflage.
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Camouflage Specifications are otherwise known as CamoSpecs. :D
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As camospecs guys drink, the paintjobs get a little less professional ;)
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Professional sports athletes are grossly overpaid.
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Overpaid or not, atheletes are otherwise referred to as jocks.
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Jocks always sat at the top of the High School Hierarchy, while the nerds and brainiacs were at the bottom
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The bottom of the world is soft and squishy, especially when view from beneath.
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From beneath you can attack if you are not being squished.
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Being squished by a large object can ruin anyones day.
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Anyone's day can be better with a Venti Mocha Frappuccino from Starbucks. ::)
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Starbucks is EVIL.
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Evil is a bank cutting off insurance if a customer is behind on credit card bills.
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Credit card bills nearly destroyed me in 2006, but now I have no problems whatsoever.
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Whatsoever is a word/phrase not often used these days.
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These days seem to run together.
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Run together unless being chased by zombies, then make sure not to be the slowest person.
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The slowest person in the group is just cannon fodder.
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Cannon fodder refers to the bug 'Mechs, unless you are careful with them.
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With them over there the king did party with.
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Party with The Artist like it's 1999, the year the Robotech storyline officially began... :D
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The year the Robotech storyline officially began I was totally disinterest with the world.
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The world is a big place filled with headaches.
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Headaches aren't always cured with a mallet to the head.
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The head of a nail is flat
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Flat is short for Flattus Maximus, one of the members of GWAR. [rockon]
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GWAR looks ridiculous in those silly costumes
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Silly costumes were worn by all the leaders.
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The leaders of the demostration got away while over 100 of their followers were arrested.
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Arrested Development never did catch my attention.
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Attention: All new shows on TV jump the shark in their pilots.
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"Their pilots must be insane," thought the Leftenant as he tried to evade the two Samurais that were chasing him.
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"Chasing him" is how the two whiskey shots felt, rather than the other way around...
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Around the corner is a little bar that attracts the wrong kind of people...my kind.
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Kind of like Sears?
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Sears used to be associated with Chicago, which is also the hometown of FASA Corporation. [notworthy]
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FASA Corporation could have used a few extra million dollars.
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A few extra million dollars would look real good in my bank account
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My bank account is down to twenty-four cents. :-[
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Twenty-four cents is thirteen more than I have in my account
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My accounts are far from brimming with wealth.
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Wealth is the path to perdition
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Perdition is far more interesting than Paradise.
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Paradise is for the pure, I'd rather be in the middle
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The middle of the road is where the frog met his demise.
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His demise was long prolonged, but immensely satisfying.
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Satisfying is not how a dude with 4 popped molars describes a Snickers...
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Snickers followed after I innocently mentioned how much I loved eating salami.
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Eating salami may not be a healthy thing to do in the long run.
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Long Run was the Asian knockoff sequel to Logan's Run.
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Logan's Run was an excellent for its time.
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Time wasn't kind to most 70's movies.
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Most '70s movies didn't deserve the kindness
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The kindness is the name for the Raven's message board.
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The Ravens message board is actually called the Unkindness, but why quibble over trivia things.
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The Ravens message board is actually called the Unkindness, but why quibble over trivia things.
Trivia things is not the same as trivial things.
(by the way we aren't supposed to use more than last two words of previous sentence) ;)
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Trivial things balloon into humongous things.
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Humongous things are very difficult to move out of the way.
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The Way wasn't a bad song by Fastball
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Fastball and curveball are two pitches that should be in every pitcher's arsenal
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Arsenal isn't as good as Chelsea, in my book.
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Book them, Danno
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Danno did all the work.
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The work necessary to complete this post has no real reward. ;D
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Reward yourself when you do a good deed.
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Good deeds cause me more problems than bad.
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Bad company, until the day I die...
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I die, when and how are not known, but it is certain.
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Certain is the fact that I have to go to work tomorrow. >:( ;)
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Tomorrow I have the day off
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Off the subject for a minute, does anyone like the Devastator as much as I do?
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I do. ;D
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I do not approve of this paid advertisement.
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Paid advertisements offer the most awe inspiring items known to man at insanely reasonable prices.
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Reasonable prices can be found at your local Walmart store
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Store up BattleMech parts like they did on Galtor III and Hanse will thank you for it.
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I t was just the beginning of the end of the beginning
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The beginning of the Fourth Succession War involved a clever line by Hanse and an oversize piece of wedding cake. [drool]
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Wedding cake is expensive but keeps well in the freezer.
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The freezer in my house is stuffed with meat and ice cream.
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Ice cream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream. ;D
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Ice cream soup has never been that big a seller.
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A seller should always keep his bottom line in mind.
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In mind so many things to think about.
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Think about the three O'clock blues and you might not be able to find your baby either...
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Either someone left the pure water open or the entire building is slowly sinking below the water table. ::)
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Table tops are for glasses not....elbows.
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Elbows they have their uses, not only do they allow you to bend your arm you can smash them into people you are mad at.
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at last i can pick my nose without no-one knowing
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Knowing several English majors has given me a hypersensitive awareness of double negatives.
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Negatives out weigh positives when contemplating jumping from a aeroplane at five thousand feet without a parachute.
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A parachute if it succeeds in opening in time may slow you down in time as you plummet to the ground.
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The gound on which you may not be the ground on which you will fight
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Fight for your right to party.
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Party all night and sleep all day
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Day naps are the best.
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The best things in life are not free
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Free stuff can leave you wanting more.
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Wanting more is the American Dream.
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Dream a little dream of me...
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Me, Myself and I
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I believe I'm missing class this morning.
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mornings suck.
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Suck this, evildoer
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Evildoers beware!
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Beware of falling rocks and debris
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Debris can be destructive, especially when it is flying through the air.
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Air balls are a frequent sight when I'm on the basketball court.
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"Basketball court" isn't where you're likely to find me unless I'm ruling in a case involving Jordan stealing Bird's Big Mac...
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Big macs, expanding stomachs and waistlines since the latter half of the 20th century.
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Century Series fighters can all be found at Castle Air Force Museum in Atwater, California.
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California has been known to scare away residents from other states. ;)
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Other states are jealous of California.
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California, deep in it's heart, knows that's certainly not true.
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True believers will always follow a super hero.
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"Hero" sandwiches are usually pretty good. :D
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"good" guys finish last.
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last place winner was good old jenkins
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Jenkins Trucking doesn't give me half the problems North American Van Lines does.
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Does the BattleTech universe have a "Reset to 3057" button? [tickedoff]
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Button pushing became wildly entertaining during the Jihad.
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Jihad technology will lead to the fall of mankind.
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Mankind does not deserve the insult of light beer.
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Light beer is an unholy abomination.
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Unholy Abomination - Who let my sister in here [tickedoff] [madflame]?!
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In here there is no room for insubordination
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Insubordination is such a wonderful thing. It can truly be amazing.
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Amazing things will be witnessed inside the chocolate factory.
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Factory employees are required to take two paid 15 minute breaks and a paid hour long meal break during an eight-hour shift.
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An eight-hour shift is what I would gladly work at my next job.
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Job performance will measured on the total output from your station.
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Your station is a complete mess.
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Mess not the floor, but if you do, wear rubber boots.
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Rubber boots are for wimps.
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For wimps maybe, but they're better than RADIOACTIVE RUBBER PANTS.
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Pants make you safe as houses, as long as you remember who's wearing the trousers.
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The trousers help keep your legs warm and also help prevent the legs from being sunburned.
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Being sunburned is not helped by a drum solo on the back.
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The back is where cool kids sit.
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Sit not upon the earth for it is muddy and full of worms.
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Worms really aren't palatable when fried.
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Fried salamander server over a bed of vermicelli is nice with a red wine.
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Red wine goes well with brains, at least according to Hannibal.
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To Hannibal went many a Roman Legion and a many died, foolishly.
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Foolishly did FASA break up the Federated Commonwealth, and with it, many fans' hope for a new Star League.
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A new Star League is not needed for we have the Republic of the Sphere
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The Sphere is a sham and will go down in flames.
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Flames make any vehicle go faster.
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Faster Pussycat is described as a glam rock band by many people. ::)
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Many people that there is a Sasquatch, but they are wrong
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Wrong it is to forget a word.
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A word mispronounced can lead to a comedic misunderstanding.
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A misunderstanding can lead to physical contact
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Physical contact should be avoided with smelly, ugly people.
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Ugly people, if you listen to the Beautiful People, do not deserve to live.
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Live shows make great dates.
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Dates are not as good as figs
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Figs often house wasps.
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Wasp cannot measure up to their other 20-ton compatriots, the Locust and Stinger
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Stinger venom will cause localized swelling and itching.
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Itching powder is lame.
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Lame duck goverments are totally useless for getting anything done.
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Anything done right is worth doing well. :D
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Well done!
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Done well is not how I like my steak prepared
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Steak prepared properly should be medium-rare.
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Rare commodities always command a high price.
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High prices are driven by demand.
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Demand can be created by the fact that the product is an entirely new idea.
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New Idea: Make this wonderful, fun, explosive game we all love and enjoy a real kick in the ass.
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The ass (or donkey) is a useful beast.
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Beast Wars was a fun cartoon.
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Cartoon or not, Robotech was totally Eighties. 8)
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"Totally Eighties" sounds like a made-for-TV music anthology.
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Music anthology shows seem to be popping up on a lot of channels.
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Channels are numerous but content is lacking.
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content is lacking because there aren't enough writers or 'talent' available
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"Talent" available at any druggist's bleach section, it would appear.
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It would appear that the rest of the world is going crazy
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Crazy about early 3050s BattleTech is how I would describe myself.
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I would describe myself rolly-polly man of leisure
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Leisure time is the best kind of time.
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Time used to be a good magazine, but has faded into obscurity in the age of the Internet
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Internet security would be better if there were more virtual weapons that would pop out of an evildoers screen.
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Evildoers screen their calls.
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Calls from telemarketers are always ignored.
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Always ignored the car sales men when I go in for car parts.
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Car parts are way cheaper than labor.
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Labor unions, in the recent past, have done more harm than good.
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Good food starts with good ingredients.
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Good ingredients, increasingly, can be store brands.
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Brands Hatch is a legendary racing circuit
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Circuit City is where a friend of mine once worked.
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Once worked it did but now it is busted.
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Busted open a can of Root Beer to finish my workday.
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Workday? Not until Tuesday. Gotta love extra holidays.
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Extra holidays rule!
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Rule #1 of the quarter system: You will lose extra holidays.
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Extra holidays were always welcome back in grade school
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Grade School was when the teachers discovered how brain damaged Twycross is. :D
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Twycross is an oft fought over planet that has a nasty dust storm called the Diabolis.
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Diabolis Interium is an album by band called Dark Funeral
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Funeral for a Friend is a Moog synth piece that was appended by Elton John to "Love Lies Bleeding".
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Bleeding from your nose can be very messy
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Messy is how my hair is if I go to bed right after I shower.
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I shower daily but it doesn't tame my crazy cowlicks.
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Cowlicks are almost as cool as bow-ties.
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Bow-ties are better looking than string ties
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String ties look silly even on Texans.
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Texans are the Houston-based football team.
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Football teams rise and fall, but the niners are forever. :)
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Forever is a long time
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Time moves slowly when you're stuck behind some little old lady driving 35 mph along a 1 lane highway.
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1 land highways should be consigned to the past.
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The past wasn't as wonderful as people today believe.
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Believe in yourself before believing in false prophets
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Prophets always predict doom.
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Doom Forever is finally going to come out
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Come out and play.
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Play your cards close to your vest
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Your vest is your least worn item of clothing.
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Clothing is required out-of-doors.
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Doors that don't open easily are annoying.
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Annoying me is what neighbor's children are best at doing.
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Doing nothing is a fine art.
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Fine art is wasted on the uncultured
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The uncultured is an apt description of the Zentraedi.
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Zentraedi would have destroyed their Robotech foes, if not for Minmei
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Minmei isn't a word I recognize.
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I recognize it but choose to ignore it.
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It is alive!
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Alive or dead, dragons are scary.
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Scary they are not with a sword buried in their head.
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Head Games was the third album from Foreigner released in 1979.
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1979 was ten years before the fall of the Berlin Wall, and eleven years before I bought my first BattleTech boxed set.
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Set is Osiris' brother.
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Brother or not, you should not take that abuse.
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Abuse of drugs or alcohol will only shorten your life
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Life is cheap, BattleMechs are expensive.
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Expensive does not always mean good
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Good is evil and evil is good. [rockon]
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Good beer is harder to find than bad beer
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Beer is best when made at home.
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Homemade bread is better than store bought
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Bought a new wrench set the other day.
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The other day I took my dogs to vet for their shots
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Shots were fired in Libya, resulting in the deaths of protesters. #P
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Protesters should be careful whom or what they protest against as the outcome might not be what they desired.
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Desired items run contrary to Taoist teachings.
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Taoist teaching are something I know nothing about
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About time for another cup of tea.
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tea time
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Time is not of the essence if you are committed to playing BattleTech all day. 8)
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All day all I think about is what I'm going to have for dinner
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Dinner is one of the three best meals in the day.
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Day or night, one can always get tacos
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Tacos are not worth ruining the mission.
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The mission is to engage and destroy the enemy.
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The enemy never did stand a chance against Johnny B. Goode.
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Johnny B. Goode lived in the country, that is why he was called a country boy.
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Boy am I ready to go home.
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Go home, I am glad I did.
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Did Stone do Dallas or did Blake?
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Blake troops nuked Dallas, not Alliance forces.
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Forces hostile to the United States are found in al-Qaeda. ::)
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Al-qaeda, like all terrorist groups, should be eliminated from thce of the earth
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The earth is the third planet from Sol.
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Sol is my favorite star.
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My favorite star is Betelguese
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Betelgeuse is in the general vicinity of Ford Prefect's birthplace.
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Birthplace is the actual location of your birth and is a common question on an application.
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An application crashed my desktop last night.
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Last night I had a bowl of cereal for supper.
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For supper tonight i am having home made cheese dogs. [drool]
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Cheese dogs sound interesting, but dogs of war are better, especially when slipped.
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Slipped on the ice amonth or so ago and nearly broke my wrist in the fall
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The fall is a wonderful time of year, too bad we don't get that season here >:( :'(
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Here is another response to "What Is Last Shall Be First!" ;D
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First we take Manhattan, then we take the world.
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The world as we know it might be destroyed by an asteroid strike. :o
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Strike three, you're out.
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You're out of your mind if you think I'm goint to sell you any of my BattleDroids
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Battledroids aren't that special.
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Special deals can be had during holiday sales
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Holiday sales need to be awe inspiring to tempt me into crowded stores.
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Crowded stores are a good thing/bad thing for those in the retail business.
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Business is booming.
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Booming business of the late 1990s was offset by the Great Recession. :(
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Recession business practices are one of caution and careful planning.
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Careful planning means nothing if your air conditioning vents are large enough for some pesky hero to infiltrate your evil lair.
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Evil Lair's are cool. I just need to build one. }:)
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Build one, why stop there or why start at all.
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All good things come to those who wait
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Wait...what?
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Wait, what is going on?
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On 3 we go. 1...2...3!
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3 is the numbet comes between 2 and 4
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4,3,2,1... Liftoff !!!! 8)
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Liftoff was delayed by a passing squall.
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Passing squalls are maritime hazards.
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Hazards are around every corner on a Pennsylvania road.
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Pennsylvania roads can be just as dangerous as roads everywhere else.
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Everywhere else I go the weather is always better than home
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Home, home on the range, where the deer and the cantalope play.
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Cantalope play sounds like a double entendre.
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Play it again, Sam
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Again Sam, hit the target.
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Target someone with two Gauss Rifles and they will take thirty points of damage. :o
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Damage is expensive to repair.
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To repair a damaged 'Mech one needs a good team of techs and lots of spare parts
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Spare parts were supposedly to be found on Galtor III in 3025. ::)
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In 3025 FrankenMechs were common.
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Common is how I would describe the string beans at the Chinese Buffet.
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The Chinese Buffet nearest specializes in Mongolian Grill
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Mongolian grill doesn't exude the same sense of spectacle as Benihana.
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Benihana sounds good right about now. :)
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Now is a good time for a nap.
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A nap is an essential part of your balanced day.
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Day after day, I find myself enduring online classes through the University of Phoenix, in hopes that the Bachelor's degree I earn in 2012 will pay off with a better job.
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Job offers seem to roll in when I am not looking for a job.
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A job is an evil, evil necessity.
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Necessity is the mother of invention
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Invention bowed down to Thomas Edison.
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Edison Twins was a lame tv show.
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"Show me the money !!" [drool]
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Money can't buy me love, but the ladies don't complain when you pick up the tab.
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Tab used to be a popular soft drink.
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Drink not of the Stoner koolaid.
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koolaid kills if tainted.
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Tainted popcorn almost ended the drive-in theatres all you can eat night.
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Night battles are especially fun when you use double-blind rules, heh heh }:).
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Heh, heh, heh, I love it when a plan comes together
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Together we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the galaxy.
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The galaxy is a vast region of space that has many different species and civilizations.
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Civilizations of the past tend to be coated in a thick layer of dust.
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Civilizations are overrated, I'd rather be a nomad who has to hunt for his food.
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Food isn't a toy.
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A toy used to be an expected thing in a box of cereal.
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Cereal doesn't stay crunchy long in milk.
-
Milk is the building block of a growing body
-
Growing bodies can be broken just like grown bodies.
-
Bodies in large enough numbers will make an effective wall.
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Wall of Voodoo was a great, if shortlived, band
-
Band battles are loud.
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Loud music is bad for your ears
-
Your ears continue to grow as you age.
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Age before beauty, wisdom before youth
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Youth is wasted on the young but unachievable for the elderly.
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Elderly pets enjoy staying close to home.
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Home is where the heart and the food are
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Are you going to ride the rubber piggy?
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Rubber piggys are chrononauts!
-
Chrononauts mess with history.
-
History is like so far in the past.
-
The past is where my ancestor Lot Strange is from.
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From the sunken city of Ryleh dread Cthulhu rises! [notworthy]
-
Cthulu rises and smites the unbelievers with his unholy foot.
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Unholy foot is a smelly foot.
-
(A) smelly foot is bad bfo the individual and anyone within in smelling distance
-
Smelling distance is dependent on the smeller's nose.
-
Smeller's Nose is a condition one gets from not protecting your snoz against wombat gas attacks.
-
Gas attack are really dangerous in enclosed places like subways
-
Subways, avoid them if you can.
-
You can dance if you want to, you can leave your friends behind.
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Friends behind you may not actually be your friends, be wary of their happy daggers.
-
Happy daggers make fun friends.
-
Fun friends keep plenty of booze around.
-
Around the corner from where I live is a liquor store, so bboze is not a problem
-
A problem is what you call a FatBurger restaurant next to a health club.
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Health club, gym, or steroid mill?
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Mills aren't common as they once were.
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Were the good old days good, you betcha.
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You betcha I could go for a smoothie.
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A health club is a place I haven't seen the inside of for at least six years
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Six years ago I was in between jobs doing temp work, lol.
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LOL, I am listening to shoegazer pop.
-
Pop needs sugar and caffeine.
-
Caffeine is a legalized stimulant which is abused by many across the world
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The World Cup is the most popular sporting event I've never seen.
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Never seen is not as good as the *UNSEEN* ::).
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The unseen are masters of How Not to be Seen.
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Be seen and you may still be run over.
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Run over by an Ontos tank, I would not like to be. :o
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Be prepared.
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Be prepared for anything as there are worse things than death
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Death isn't nearly as scary as dying.
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Dying is merely the precursor to the final act.
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ACT puts on an awesome Christmas Carol every year.
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Every year sucks in its own special well, but at least there is battletech.
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BattleTech is real. :D
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Real mechwarriors fight in shorts.
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Shorts look better on some people than others.
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Others should be kind and cover up their excess flesh.
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Excess flesh would be a could title for a novel about zombies.
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Zombies will inherit the Earth.
-
Zombies, like vampires, are an overly used and abused plot device.
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Zombies will inherit the Earth.
(He was first.)
Earth is not the centre of the universe.
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The center of the universe is whatever I want it to be
*his went up when I started typing mine*
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Be not afraid lest the squishy mogwie come for you.
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You don't scare me with your threats of mogwie and other creatures
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Creatures hide under the bed because they are more scared of us than we are of them.
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Them there city folk live too fast for us country folk.
-
Country folk are often viewed as rednecks by city folk so long as the country folk don't have their weapons handy.
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Their weapons handy, the soldiers advanced on the anemy position
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The enemy position was easily overrun by a lance of Celestial LAM's :D ;D
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LAM's or LAM sandwiches are made of a layer of lard with asiago cheese and a smatter of mayonnaise on toast.
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Toast and bacon are good complements to scrambled eggs.
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Scrambled egg sandwiches are amazingly tasty.
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"Tasty" is the best way to describe Chinese food, which I will probably have for lunch today.
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Lunch today will probably be a giant burrito.
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A giant burrito is what Taco Bell's Quad Steak burrito is and it is filling.
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Filling is what a burrito should be.
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Be that as it may, I think the Grilled Steak Taco at Taco Bell is also quite good.
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Good God almighty great balls of fire
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Fire me boy!
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Boy George was queer.
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Queer sights have been seen by the Northern Lights.
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Northern Lights is a maker of fine linens and other bedding products
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Bedding products can make your sleep more or less comfortable.
-
Less comfortable bedding products should be returned.
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Returned to sender the baby should be.
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Should be a fun weekend.
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Weekend is a meaningless word if you work in health care.
-
Health care employment was such a headache that I went into another field.
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Another field shall have to be your landing site, for this one is pooched.
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Pooched and poached are two different words.
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Different words can describe so many things.
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Many things look better on the internet than in real life.
-
Real Life is extremely overrated.
-
Extremely overrated is a poor excuse for a 'roided muscle bound jerk.
-
Jerks abound in all walks of life.
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Life is like so deep man....
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Man is the architect of his own future
-
Future could be better than present or past for me.
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For me the best part about days off is sleeping in.
-
Sleeping in is a truly wonderful thing.
-
Wonderful things come to those that take initiative.
-
Initiative rolls are crucial to any combat-oriented game
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Game nights are fun for the whole family.
-
Family is really a horrible form of torture devised by a humourless deity.
-
A humourless deity would be a god of death or sadness
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Sadness must be a clown deity.
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A clown deity would be Bacchus, the god of wine.
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Of wine and other alcoholic beverages are many fools made.
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Made in America is a phrase that you don't hear too much these days
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Days are getting longer.
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Longer days means shorter nights
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Shorter nights aren't a bad thing.
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A bad thing to one person is a good thing to another
-
Another rainy day in PA and I find myself wondering why I do not move to a better place.
-
Better places are an illusion as each place is just suck so don't be fooled by location changes.
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Location changes are a pain even when they're paid for by your employer.
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Your Employer: Can be a good person or a real frakkin' you know what.
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Know what the outcome is and there will be no mystery.
-
No mystery is no fun. As "Nasty K." once said "Variety is the spice of battle" ;) ;)
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The spice of battle smells like blood, sweat and fear.
-
Blood, sweat and fear: Who let the Dallas Cowgirls in here. :D ;D
-
In here, it's always 3025.
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#025: No Guts, No Glory
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Glory was a movie about blacks in the Civil War and was educational.
-
Educational programming has taken a dip since Bill Nye went off the air.
-
The air around town is full of pollutants.
-
Pollutants fill my body every time I eat a burger, but they taste so good.
-
Good BBQ takes a long time to make.
-
To make an Unseen 'Mech, start with Robotech artwork and add a few tons of whoop-ass.
-
A few tons of whoop-ass is what laid on the Capellans just last week
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Last week I started watching the complete Kids in the Hall.
-
In the hall is where puppies like to leave their chew toys
-
Chew toys are full of squeaky goodness.
-
Squeaky goodness is what keeps me away from young children.
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Children love playing.
-
Playing in mud is fun.
-
Fun is overrated by those have time to have it
-
Have it with a side of pickle squares and mustard sauce so the true taste is appreciated.
-
The true taste is appreciated when the meat is served without at any garnish, seasoning or added ingredients.
-
Added ingredients taste better fresh from the garden.
-
Garden vegetables were missing and I suspect the gnome did it.
-
IT guys can be hard to find.
-
Hard to find is anything BT related that was published before the year 2000. [tickedoff]
-
2000 dollars isn't enough money for an emergency fund.
-
Emergency fund is something I'd love to have (and abuse }:) ).
-
Abuse the law and suffer the consequences.
-
Consequences always seem larger in hindsight.
-
In hindsight the consequences of not playing BT at least once a month are horrifying. Really Horrifying #P
-
Horrifying describes my sister's cooking.
-
Cooking some Chili Inferno IIC sounds like a good idea today.
-
Today is perfect for staying inside and watching the rain.
-
The rain seldom comes here, but we get plenty of hot and cold.
-
Cold feet may cause one to rethink a dangerous choice.
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A dangerous choice can be a risk worth taking.
-
Taking days off is essential for mental health.
-
Mental health is a good thing when you're trying to score free stuff. ( j/k, j/k )
-
Free stuff will bring people in to see the most boring movie.
-
Movies aren't boring if they're in 3D. :P
-
3D is somthing I can't watch due to my astigmatism and vertigo
-
Vertigo is not all bad.
-
Not all bad for some, but for me it is a very serious issue.
-
Issues plagued the last satellite launch.
-
Launch a mission to Alpha Centauri and you win Civilization. :D
-
Civilization's greatest advance is the Chiapet.
-
The chiapet, how I want to smash them.
-
Them is fightin' words, bucko
-
"Bucko-"roo Banzai was pretty cool.
-
Cool rain will fall from the spring time sky.
-
Sky above, earth below and silly humans in the middle.
-
The middle is where all the cool sheep hang out.
-
Hang out with the cool sheep and you won't get anthrax.
-
Anthraz was a great 80s Heavy Metal band
-
Metal Bands are fine so long as they don't growl.
-
Growl and you will sound like Cookie Monster, or maybe a death metal band.
-
Metal band singers usually had long hair back in the day.
-
Back in the day, I never truly had a mullet. ::)
-
A mullet is a truly horrible arrangement.
-
Arrangement of miniatures can create an awesome diorama.
-
Diorama projects take a long time to complete.
-
Complete all forms with a number two pencil.
-
Pencil 'lead' has been made out of graphite for many years.
-
For many years, I lived without the secrets of time travel and personal resurrection. :o
-
Resurrection is pointless for those who never die.
-
Never die and live free! 8)
-
Free smoothies for all!
-
All along the watchtower.
-
Watchtower Island has a lighthouse on it to warn the sailors.
-
Sailors know how to have fun.
-
To have fun one must have money, friends or friends who havemoney
-
Moneypennny, let me tell you the secret of the world.
-
The world is hollow and I have touched the sky. 8)
-
The sky is falling.
-
Falling oil prices would be beneficial to us all
-
All time great chili starts with good meat.
-
Good meat is best if it is free range
-
Free range veganism is a contradiction in terms.
-
Terms come and go but degrees are forever.
-
Degrees are forever, but you have to have experience and college.
-
College is the best time of your life. When else are your parents going to spend several thousand dollars a year just for you to go to a strange town and get drunk every night?
-
Every night is a night I have to work
-
Work smarter not harder.
-
It's harder to kill a whisper than a shouted calumny.
-
Calumny is a word I don't use, so maybe other people could define it for me.
-
For me, calumny is just another word for slander.
-
Slander is defamation by verbal, not to be confused with libel which is defamation by written or printed words.
-
Words can't hurt me, but sticks and stones can break my bones.
-
Words may show a person's wit, but actions their meaning.
-
Meaning one thing but saying another has gotten many men into trouble with a woman.
-
Women make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.
-
Frequent the wrong women and the above is true.
-
True of false, what is your answer?
-
Answer is always a reply, but replies are not always answers.
Note: I guess you could call that a push.
-
Answers to exam questions could be gained through cheating, but that might get you into serious trouble. :o
-
Serious trouble shouldn't always be avoided.
-
Trouble shouldn't always be aboided, but caution should be exercised in all matters
-
All matters please report for the scrap-booking contest.
-
Contest an Atlas with a Devastator and we'll see who wins.
-
Who wins isn't as important as who delivers the coolest one liners.
(edit: this totally explains Phantom Mech ability!)
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One liners almost always add to the fun.
-
Fun noodles make awesome pool toys.
-
Pool toys are for children and those who never grew up.
-
I grew up one summer like 9 inches. Ha Ha
-
HA HA, I laugh at your simplistic methods
-
Simplistic methods are easy to teach.
-
Teach me to fly so I may get out of this crazy place.
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Crazy place: Where?, Not here?. This place is way too much fun to be crazy :D :D.
-
Crazy people are never boring.
-
Boring jobs like telemarketing or litigation support were the bane of my existence during the 1990s, a decade I am still trying to figure out.
-
Figure out this for me. What 'Mechs should I go with in addition to the Templar, Thanatos, Barghest and Crusader that the new unit I'm starting will have?
-
Have more than one, they are small.
-
Small minded individuals are really fun to mess with ;D.
-
Mess with the best, die like that miserable sod on the wall.
-
The wall is made of drywall and plywood
-
Plywood is softer than granite.
-
Granite is common in my area.
-
My area of the country includes Ohio, Kentucky, and Indiana.
-
Indiana Avenue is one of the red-colored spaces you can land on in Monopoly
-
Monopoly's latest incarnation seems overdone to me.
-
To me, LAMs and the Federated Commonwealth are cool. 8)
-
Cool is not a word I would use for the FedCom, though I might be persuaded to use it for bow ties.
-
Bow ties are a funny gag when they spin.
-
They spin in their graves, the corpses do.
-
Do me a favor and write something in Leet. ::)
-
Leet is teh dumbest thing ever created. ;)
-
Ever created a sentence by ty|01|\|g 1337?
-
1337 annoys me so much I ignore the person using it.
-
It is about time that we celebrated the life of Stefan Ukris Amaris.
-
Amaris destroyed the Star League, like Katherine destroyed the Federated Commonwealth.
-
The Federated Commonwealth would not have split if Hanse didn't have the heart attack
-
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes wasn't that great a cartoon.
-
A great cartoon is a matter of opinion.
-
Opinions differing from mine are wrong. ;)
-
Wrong turns will result in you getting lost.
-
Lost my mind in high school, then recovered it sometime after 2007. [tickedoff]
-
After 2007 my life has taken several interesting turns.
-
Intreresting turns can lead to some great adventures.
-
Some great adventures are possible when you have time travel, maybe even excellent adventures. 8)
-
Adventures are especially fun when accompanied by a pacifistic gnoll priest of tolerance.
-
gnoll priest of tolerance: WTF is that?
-
WTF is that assault 'Mech parked in my front yard?!
-
Front yards are perfect for parking cars.
-
Parking cars in a garage can be challenging sometimes.
-
Challenging sometimes is coming up with response's to these posts :D
-
Posts are easy to make, the challenge is to make them worth reading.
-
Reading posts is at times more difficult than writing.
-
Writing posts is easier than curling.
-
Curling is a skill not a sport.
-
A sport like curling, never seems to get the respect it is due.
-
Due to unforeseen circumstances regular programming will be interupted so we may bring you the Lawrence Welk Show.
-
Show me your favorite Superbowl commercial.
-
Superbowl commercials are not always good.
-
Good thing my neighbor stopped by to remind us about tonight's time change.
-
Time change means to spring forward and fall backward, but it could also refer to time travel. 8)
-
To time travel, One needs the proper equipment and the time, knowledge, tools to effectively build the machine in question.
-
Questions are never indiscreet.
-
Indiscreet mean are by far not the best means
-
The best means don't always lead to the best ends.
-
Ends can't come quickly enough for some TV shows.
-
TV shows are not something I spend a great deal of time watching.
-
Watching netflix uses most of my infrequent TV time.
-
Time is relative.
-
Relatives are never on time.
-
On time for visiting relatives is not something I strive to do.
-
I strive to do my best, but sometimes my best is not good enough.
-
Enough with the downbeat, it's time for pie!
-
Pie is awesome.
-
Awesome is the Awesome.
-
Awesome people live next to me.
-
To me, the Unseen are still very cool. [drool]
-
Do or do not, there is no try.
-
Try not to bleed on the carpet.
-
Carpet bomb your enemies, I always do.
-
I always do whatever I want, then time travel back to fix the mistakes.
-
Fix the mistakes I have made while you're at it, if you'd be so kind?
-
Kind people don't give zucchini to their neighbors.
-
Neighbours like Wilson (Home Improvement) are hard to come by.
-
By the time you read this I will be eating pizza.
-
Pizza is a food I rarely get to eat.
-
To eat your enemy is the goal of some primitive tribes.
-
Primitve tribes are what some would call the Inner Sphere.
-
Spheres are fascinating solids.
-
Solids was a profane term favoured by the changelings.
-
Changelings are never happy.
-
Happyness is spelt with an i, but in the Persuit of happyness, it was spelt with a y.
-
A y e spells aye, a favourite word of naval personnel.
-
Naval personnel wear bell bottom pants.
-
Pants are best when not constrictive.
-
Constrictive trade practices are not good for the economy.
-
The economy is mad, we must not anger the economy, wait that was a South Park episode.
-
Episode 1 - 3 of the Star Wars saga: I liked them, a little bland at times, but overall they're pretty decent.
-
Decent is not a word I would have used to describe them.
-
Describe them how then?
-
Then you put your right foot in.
-
Right foot in, chew vigorously.
-
Vigorously is how one would have to chew certain army foods.
-
Certain army foods are not fit for consumption
-
Fit for consumption: Any alcohol that isn't [Chekov] wodka [/chekov] [brew]
-
[Chekov] wodka [/Chekov] sounds very Eastern European.
-
European beaches aren't as exotic as you'd think.
-
You'd think people would have common sense.
-
Common sense isn't as entertaining as raving lunacy.
-
Raving lunacy is what has become of Charlie Sheen
-
Sheen's spin-off show isn't nearly as good as Jimmy Neutron.
-
Jimmy Neutron has funky hair.
-
Funky hair? Well we can fix that with our new bed head be gone.
-
Be gone fowl spawn of the deepest depths of Minneapolis!
-
Minneapolis is a city in the United States.
-
The United States of America is a funny name for a State.
-
State of the Union addresses are usually uninformative and boring
-
Uninformative and boring speeches are the bedrock of democracy.
-
Democracy isn;t just mob rule. Mobs actually get something done.
-
"Get something done or I'll breaka ya legs", said the Mob boss.
-
The mob boss made me an offer I couldn't refuse
-
I couldn't refuse the Mob boss because he had a tommy gun pointed at me.
-
Me and my shadow, strolling down the avenue.
-
The avenue widens as you approach the pier.
-
The pier is not just for fishing and docking ships.
-
Docking ships are an attraction of Fleet Week.
-
Week Five of any class is usually the last at the University of Phoenix - Online Campus. :D
-
Campus dorms are full of good times.
-
Times are tough so people must knuckle under.
-
Under cooked isn't the same as al dente.
-
Al Dente was a character on Samurai Pizza Cats.
-
Cats was a horrible musical.
-
Musical numbers in Evil Dead: The Musical were highly entertaining.
-
Entertaining yourself is important, but you cannot allow role-playing games to take over your life.
-
Your life or your money.
-
Your money best belongs in your pockets.
-
Pockets on cargo pants can be taken to extremes.
-
Extremes of happiness or introversion were common for me in high school. [tickedoff]
-
High school was an experience best forgotten.
-
Forgotten anniversaries keep coming back.
-
Back to haunt you, that is.
-
That is true.
-
True or false: Technical Readout 3025 was inspired by Invid mecha?
-
Invid mecha are large, bulbous and mostly purple and appear nowhere in that tech readout.
-
Read out loud to your kids.
-
Kids are a renewable resource.
-
Resource for the future will be copies of Journey's Don't Stop Believing. [rockon] :D
-
Believing in the power of the platypus is wrong.
-
Wrong shoe size and a hole in a sock will make a traveling salesman grumpy.
-
Grumpy men need to watch more football.
-
Football of the American or European variety?
-
European swallows should never be confused with African.
-
African gray parrots are very intelligent birds.
-
Intelligent birds aren't very popular on these boards.
-
These boards have been purified by the great purge.
-
"Great purge" sounds like Roman after dinner entertainment.
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Dinner entertainment shall be comprised of belly dancers, drinking and forceful voiding of the stomach.
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The stomach is an amazing part of the human body
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Body suits must be worn in a hazardous environment.
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Hazardous environments require special training.
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Special training comes with a high monetary cost.
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A high monetary cost would be ten each of all the Unseen miniatures! [drool]
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Unseen miniatures are something I have in abundant supply.
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Supply and demand is the life blood of the gaming industry.
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Industry will boom when the products are in demand.
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Demand the fishsticks of doom for they are filled with goo!
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With goo like this at my command nothing can stop me!
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Me oh my, I'll certainly try.
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Try new forms of sushi, you'll love it all.
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All supermarket sushi is nasty.
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Nasty is as Nasty does.
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Does owning cool toys make one a better person?
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Person of interest for looters maybe.
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Looters should maybe think twice when armed guards are around.
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Around here armed guards carry assault rifles.
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Assault rifles are great for opening fruit.
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Opening fruit should be done by hand, especially bananas abd oranges
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Bananas and oranges reminded me of a song by Ween.
YouTube Link (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpGFAMlZsmE)
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Ween is just another one of those one-hit wonder bands of the disappointing '90s
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The disappointing '90s were a time when my parents refused to take me on any further trips. :(
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Trips during school hours abruptly stopped once I reached middle school.
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Middle school and high school mostly sucked, but college was okay.
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Okay boys, let's kick some arse.
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"Arse" and "bloody" are examples of British swearing.
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Swearing in a religious building is as bad as passing gas.
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Passing gas is not just a redneck pastimte, everybody does it!
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Does it matter if I swear or pass gas a lot?
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A lot of the time? No.
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No one belongs to the Ku Klux Klan anymore.
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Klan anymore, Never heard of them. :D
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Them darn crows will not leave the corn alone.
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Corn alone does not a Fourth of July meal make.
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Make my day "click" punk,
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punk rock ain't dead, it's just hibernating.
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Hibernating ghost bears can still be dangerous.
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Dangerous things are a very bad habit that I sometimes have a real hard time with. :o
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With my parents, I sometimes have no idea what to do next. [tickedoff]
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Next time I'll remember to call ahead.
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Calling ahead can cut down on the waiting time.
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Time, time, time, look what you've done to me.
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To me my winged minions!
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Winged minions of mine, attack the good and righteous.
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Righteous people and zealots deserve each other.
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Other than Z ROCK in the early nineties, there weren't any good radio stations when I went to high school.
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School of Rock first introduced me to Jack Black.
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Black eyes in a relationship are a bad sign.
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Sign of the devil, dude! [rockon]
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Dude, you forgot the swizzle stick!
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Swizzle sticks and tiny umbrellas go together like peanut butter and jelly.
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Jelly with little bits of fruit in it is especially yummy.
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Yummy, yummy, yummy I got love in my tummy.
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My tummy is not a gut.
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Gut feelings rarely steer you wrong.
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Wrong or right, I love eating everything the government tells me not to
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To be or not to be
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To be more excellent to each other, people should practice the Golden Rule.
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Rule yourself and you can rule the world.
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You can rule the world if you're the guy with all the nukes
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The nukes keep me mutated at night.
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At night the assassins come out to do their deadly work.
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Their deadly work is often quiet and not so bloody
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Bloody hell, I've gone and lost me marbles.
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Marbles are best kept in a sack.
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A Sack can be good for holding many things.
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Many things are so wrong with this thread but I do not have enough time to list them all.
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All the things wrong with this thread cannot be listed at once.
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Once I was crazy, but now I am better.
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Better to look out for number one than step in number two.
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Two heads are better than one.
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One may be the loneliest number, but fortunately I'm a letter.
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A letter is a good way to send information even if it is slower than email.
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E-mail is a main reason for the downfall of traditional postal service.
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Postal service may be waning, but I foresee a comeback in the future.
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In the future there is only fire
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Only fire when you can be assured of a good hit.
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A good hit should have been "The Conjuring" by Megadeth.
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By megadeth you can get rid of lots of unwanted organisms.
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Organisms called midichlorians allow us to communicate with The Force. ::)
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The Force is no match for a good blaster at your side.
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Your side lacks the discipline to find the true force.
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"Force of Arms" was a good episode of Robotech.
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Robotech owners Harmony Gold are the ******** behind the Unseen.
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The Unseen live at eBay. :D
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EBay is a money stealing monster.
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Monster lobsters will rule the earth one day.
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One day it is I who shall rule the world, leading my army of giant cockroaches.
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Cockroaches deserve to die a very slow, messy death.
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Death to all cockroaches, possibly by swirlie.
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Swirlie flavor gum would not be a big hit.
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Hit the brass monkey, it's cold out.
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Out in left field are LAMs mounting Arrow IVs. :D
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Arrow IVs do not make good chew toys.
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Chew Toys hardly ever get chewed.
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Chewed up is generally how I feel after a battle.
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"Battle With The Best" used to be one of Ral Partha's marketing slogans back when they made the Unseen. [drool]
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The Unseen deserve to make a ginormous comeback.
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Comeback to Shakey's and get two free drinks with every large three-item pizza
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Pizza is a bachelor's staple food.
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Staple food hurts my esophagus.... :D
-
My esophagus allows tequila to pass until it reaches the end where it does an about face and exits out my mouth.
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My mouth tends to get me in trouble when it engages before my brain.
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My brain hurts.
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My brain hurts due to chronic migraines
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Chronic migranes are no fun.
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Fun would happen if we could travel time through The Butterfly Effect.
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Effect Games is a web site that aides in making on-line games.
-
Online games are amazingly addictive.
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Amazingly addictive is what I consider pie.
-
Pie day was a huge success in baker town.
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'Town' was an overrated and overhyped Ben Affleck film
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Film explicit acts and sell the footage online!
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Online sellers will be the end brick and morter stores in the near future
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Future generations will finally get personal jetpacks.
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Jetpacks must be the mode of transportation for Jump Infantry.
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Infantry have my full respect for their hard work.
-
Hard work, or college education, which is more important?
-
Important papers must be locked away in the safe.
-
Safe bets were nearly impossible for me in high school.
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In High School I was never a member of a clique
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A clique is not something I would want to be in.
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In the depths of the ocean, great Cthulu rests.
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Rests all day then wants to play at night, that is my dog.
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Dog or cat, bird or fish, many people like owning pets.
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Pets are all well and good, but only if the owners are willing to give them proper care.
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Care should be taken when cutting your toe nails so you do not get a cutting in your eye.
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Your eye is best kept in your head.
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Head on over to Popeye's for Louisiana style fired chicken
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Chicken is a staple food the world over.
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Over in the Rim Worlds Republic, they throw the best parties.
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The best parties are the one's that produce "Oh Shit!!!" moments when you get told what craziness transpired.
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Craziness transpired during Panic At The Disco.
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Disco never died.
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Died out relatively quickly, Disco actually did. #P
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Disco did actually survive long enough to inspire much hatred among music lovers around the world.
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The world was once to be thought of as flat.
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Flat roofs are uncommon in the Sierras.
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The Sierras are pretty they even have tiny little dying glaciers.
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Glaciers will rule the earth again.
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Again people display Marauders and Queensrÿche as their avatars. [rockon]
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Avatar was a horrible Ferngully remake
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Remakes of '80s shows, from A-Team to V, are getting really old.
-
Old jokes never seem to die.
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DIE YOU COWARD!!!!
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Coward or just slow to advance is in the eye of the beholder.
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Beholder of the undead variety is known as "death tyrant"... ::)
-
Tyrants rise and tyrants fall but Supreme Overlords are forever.
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Forever is a long time, I'll settle for until the end of the universe.
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Forever is a long time, I'll settle for until the end of the universe.
The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding, in all of the directions it can whizz, as fast as it can go, at the speed of light you know, twelve million miles a minute, and that’s the fastest speed there is, so remember, when you’re feeling very small and insecure, how amazingly unlikely is your birth, and pray that there’s intelligent life somewhere up in space, ‘cause there’s bugger all down here on Earth.
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Earth is simply the third rock from the sun.
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The sun is bright, hot and not a nice place to visit w/o the right protection.
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protection is a must while riding your tricycle
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Tricycles and very dangerous, the could probably kill wombat.
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Kill Wombat, Hell no I won't do it!!!!
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It was only a suggestion and maybe a possibility but probably not.
-
Notting Hill was an enjoyable film.
-
Film explicit acts for profit and you could go to prison in Cincinnati. ::)
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Cincinnati radio station WKRP was the home of Dr. Johnny Fever.
-
Fever is often broken by a cowbell.
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Cowbell is an over used percussion instrument
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Instrument of painful death, the MAD-3R is.
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The MAD-3R is a higly overrated unit that can't be used to its fullest capabilities due to a lack of sufficient number of heat sinks.
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Heat sinks can you you stay cool, until they are destroyed or you did not have enough in the first place.
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Place a foil hat on your head to protect your thoughts.
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Protect your thoughts by keeping your mouth shut
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Shut the door behind you.
-
You smell like sex and candy.
-
Candy sounds like the name of a stripper or prostitute.
-
Prostitutes should always be treated as ladies because their lives are hard enough.
-
Enough of this fast food life style
-
Style yourself "Unifier of Worlds" and who knows what could happen.
-
Happen, is a very hard word to start a new sentence with.
-
With my Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator I shall destroy the Earth.
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"Earth cannot be destroyed by Scatcat", say the X-Men.
-
X-Men the movie was at the least a little entertaining.
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Entertaining is a death match between babies.
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Babies should not be put into death matches against there will.
-
Will and Grace was a show where the characters were more interesting than the lead characters
-
Characters can mean many different things, and I just wanted to make this a very long pointless sentence that went on for ever and would never end until I said so or decided the time was right to stop typing forever.
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Forever was Bob Kane's favourite Batman.
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Batman lives in the Batcave.
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The Batcave is where Batman hides all those wonderful toys
-
Toys are fun, especially when of the adult variety.
-
Variety is the spice of BattleTechnology.
-
Battletechnology was a great magazine.
-
Magazine subscriptions will be a thing of the past as technology progresses and prices decrease.
-
Decrease the walking MP of a base model Cicada by 1 and you can add a PPC to this BattleMech. ::)
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Battlemechs are the greatest war machines of all time.
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Time for lust, time for lie,
Time to kiss your life goodbye,
Send me money, send me green,
Heaven you will meet,
Make a contribution,
And you'll get a better seat,
Bow to Leper Messiah!
[notworthy]
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Leper Messiah is an awesome song by 1 of my all-time favorite bands - Metallica [rockon] [rockon] [rockon].
-
Metallica, on of my favorite band but the only seem to come near me when I'm not there.
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there are many types of Pokemon.
-
Pokemon, WTF iz that ?!?!?!?!
-
That is the most awesome game where you force animals to fight each other for money and your glory.
-
Glory?!. Sounds like aminal cruelty to me. #P ;D
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Me so horny, me love you long time :D
-
Long time ago I used to be a hardcore binge drinker.
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them to the dungeon
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The dungeon is not where I want to go.
-
To go orders aren't as carefully processed as eat in.
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In time, you will learn to call me master. ::)
-
Master Blaster will close down Barter Town.
-
Barter Down is a trap for the unwary
-
The unwary Brando was made to look public ass No. 1. It was now open season on Brando.
-
Brando had some great roles.
-
Great roles are easy to get, harder to act.
-
Act like you are trendy and people will leave you alone. :o
-
Alone? Who want's to be alone??
-
Alone in the dark, I prepare for battle.
-
Battle With The Best -- Partha Power!
-
Power up; weapons online, reactor online, all systems ready for battle.
-
Battle With The Best Again -- Iron Wind Metals!
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Metals can be exciting!
-
Exciting times await any who choose to collect metal miniatures. 8)
-
Miniatures are a weakness of mine.
-
mine are none exsitant
-
Existent within us all an inner Yoda is.
-
Yoda is a short little green guy worthy of respect.
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Respect the pouch, respect it.
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Respect IT guys.
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Guys and Dolls was a play, or so I'm told.
-
I'm told many things but believe very little.
-
Little of my family history has proven accurate.
-
proven accurate, smoking does lead to more awesomeness
-
More awesomeness is not available in the new Liao Handbook, just more Xin Sheng propaganda
-
Propaganda is often used in elections.
-
Election's are were you vote for who you want to be in charge.
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You want to be in charge, then you better have the cojones to do it.
-
To do it, or not to do it, that is the question.
-
The question by the gentleman is out of order.
-
Out of order is the Corrupt-a-wish-o-matic machine. :D
-
Machines demand blood sacrifices for proper maintenance.
-
Maintenance of LAMs is time-consuming at best. ::)
-
Best in Show is usually decided long in advance based on a fog's pedigree and competition record
-
Record sheets for 'Mechs (that were published by FASA Corporation) sometimes contained errors.
-
Errors happen.
-
happen to know where my$200 went?
-
$200 went a long way in the 50's.
-
The '50s were not the '80s, but that didn't stop Michael J. Fox from traveling there. ::)
-
There and Back Again is one of my favorite books.
-
Books are the foundation of my entertainment.
-
Entertainment is a booming industry sadly rife with drivel.
-
drivel can sometimes be entertaining.
-
Be entertaining and you can stop the Zentraedi. :D
-
The Zentraedi nearly destroyed the Earth, but neglected to finish the job.
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Job, oh how I hate thee
-
Hate thee I do with all my might.
-
Might is a valuable thing to certain people
-
People are really just soylent green in disguise.
-
disguise the turtle please.
-
Please do not wear the turtle undaroos around the office.
-
The Office was best as the British version.
-
version 6 is just a number.
-
Just a number is all we are to our respective governments
-
Governments are lame...
-
Lamé is a type of jacket worn when fencing.
-
Fencing is fun if you know what ya doing.
-
Doing or doing not, there is no trying.
-
Trying to respond in a witty manner can be trying :D .
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Trying to become a Capellan citizen is a difficult, but rewarding, task.
-
task one complete the take over or the federated err never mind.
-
Mind your business and I'll mind mine.
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mine is for me to know and you to find out.
-
Out to lunch.
-
Lunch consisted of an order of FASA Fries and a Subspace Submarine Sandwich. :D
-
Sandwich is not a golf club.
-
Golf clubs can be extremely exclusive.
-
Exclusive rights to The Beatles Music is not a cheap purchase.
-
Purchase, New York is the headquarters location for both PepsiCo and Master Card.
-
Card someone over 21 and you may offend them.
-
Offend them, who cares as there is the First Amendment here in the US.
-
US law prohibits prostitution across state lines.
-
State lines shouldn't be confused with staid lions.
-
"Lions of Davion" is another name for a canon BattleTech unit.
-
Unit conversion is a basic but important skill.
-
Skill in swordplay is valued amongst knights.
-
Knights of the Inner Sphere . . ., what a shame.
-
A shame that they were created you mean.
-
Mean people are insecure
-
Insecure banks aren't good places to keep money.
-
Insecure people often play House Davion.
-
Money is fun but not the root of all happiness. House Davion must be nuked.
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Nuked branth are finger licking good!
Money Lyrans is are fun but not the root of all happiness. House Davion must be nuked.
Also, fixed that for you.
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Good is relative.
-
Relative pronouns such as whom are used every day in common speech.
-
Common speech has become sadly degraded.
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Degraded is the rusty metal on iron fence.
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Fence the goods, said the thief.
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Thief my favorite class on Final Fantasy
-
Fantasy books are great, especially when they are distopian.
-
Distopian describes the universe of Warhammer 40,000. :-[
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40,000 people died today from a cow fart
-
Fart bombs would be an interesting invention.
-
Interesting inventions do not always make money.
-
money is the root of everything.
-
Everything will come to an end.
-
an end is often a new beginning
-
Beginning with St. Ives, the Capelan Confederation will reclaim its former dominion!
-
Its former dominion will always remain former as long as a Davion or Terran draws breath
-
Breath requires air, and air can be sucked out, as was demonstrated in the cult classic that is Spaceballs.
-
Spaceballs is a movie that has a Mawg
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Mawg is something i have no clue what it is. (yes i have seen spaceballs)
-
It is what it is and nothing more.
-
More pie please.
-
Please tell me that time travel is possible, or I will become insane.
-
I will become insane if I have to watch anymore of the NCAA Tournament
-
Becoming insane is like an ugly flower in blossom, it starts to open as sanity starts to become undone and like a flower in full blossom your insanity reaches a peak and as the flower wilts you become completely insane.
-
NCAA Tournament games make oodles of cash.
-
Cash in on human suffering and you could become like the Bounty Hunter. ::)
-
Hunter Thompson was a seriously weird guy.
-
Seriously weird guys like Tom Green have a following, but I am not among them.
-
Not among them is my favorite actor, Harrison Ford, who is perfectly normal. :D
-
Perfectly normal beast sandwiches are amazingly tasty.
-
Tasty would be some Atlantic cod fillets, with a side order of broccoli, followed by chocolate pudding for dessert, all of it washed down with Diet Coke.
-
Diet Coke is an abomination.
-
An abomination is the thought of me in a speedo. :o
-
speedos are very sexy :3
-
Very sexy doesn't describe the vast majority of the speedo wearers.
-
Speedo Wearers are banned in polite company.
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Perfectly normal is what I'd like to be, but I think I am as close to it as I am ever going to be
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Perfectly normal is what I'd like to be, but I think I am as close to it as I am ever going to be
How the heck is that using the last word or two of the last sentence... ;)
-
The last sentence is the most important in the book!
-
Books that are used, should not be bought online. :'(
-
Online, I try to buy books that are in excellent, near mint, or mint condition. :)
-
Online, I try to buy books that are in excellent, near mint, or mint condition. :)
Condition was very good to near mint, or so it was advertised.
P.S. I got a Blood Legacy that is missing half its spine and a Main Event that has a spine that curves about 120 degrees from one end to the other.
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Other ways of doing things can lead to problems if they do not follow company policy.
-
Company policy clearly states all employees must participate in nude fridays
-
Nude Fridays are only allowed at the Playboy Mansion.
-
The Playboy Mansion should have a Hooters next door. [drool]
-
Door hanging is surprisingly difficult.
-
Difficult math problems plagued me in algebra.
-
algebra is the root of all evil in school
-
School catered to each class's lowest common denominator.
-
Common denominator such as an accent are shared by many nationalities.
-
Many nationalities have a different way of doing things.
-
Things are about to get really messy
-
Really messy can be really fun ;D .
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Really fun is the sarcastic answer to how my day went.
-
Went that away he did.
-
he did my mother in front of me and made me cry :'(
-
cry like you never cried before
-
Before the age of 12 I was head capping n00bs in my highlander.
-
Highlander was a great film, but the subsequent sequels were absolute garbage
-
Garbage's fifth studio album is imminent.
-
Imminent doom is not a way to start off a party invite.
-
a party invite should be sent out a few weeks in advance.
-
In advance of the main forces, Recon units get to do the all important job of scouting.
-
scouting for the enemy can be dangerous.
-
Dangerous Toys were a glam rock band. :D
-
Rock band hijinks are tamer today than in days past.
-
past should be know by every one as not to repeat our mistakes.
-
Mistakes should be forgiven in circumstances not involving loss of life and property
-
Life and property, in addition to liberty, are very important concepts.
-
concepts sometimes dont translate to reality
-
Reality is more challenging than fantasy.
-
Fantasy is where some prefer to live.
-
Live on time,emit no evil.
-
No evil shall vanquish me!
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Vanquish me if you dare.
-
Dare or truth? :D
-
truth is written by the winners
-
the winners should always show good sportsmanship
-
Good sportsmanship was necessary when the Reds defeated the Brewers 7-6 on Opening Day.
-
Day after day seems to pass away so quickly.
-
quickly ever one run
-
Run the test again.
-
Test again and you might pass.
-
Pass gas, surely you are not accusing me.
-
Me, the only person that maters
-
that matters not young jedi
-
Young jedi are slaughtered easily by clone shormtroopers
-
Shormtroopers smormtroopers they can't even hit the broadside of a hut
-
A hut, a hut, a hut of burnin' love... ;D
-
Burning love also known as gonorrhea.
-
gonorrhea is not very pleasant.
-
Very pleasant times await you in the Paradise City, where the grass is green and the girls are pretty...
-
Pretty things that sparkle will mesmerise the simple minded.
-
The simple minded are otherwise called simpletons.
-
simpletons are fun to mess with.
-
Mess with me and get your manhood tooken.
-
Manhood Tooken never had their one hit wonder like other 80s bands...
-
80's bands of the past are still popular today.
-
Popular today are Justin Bieber and Britney Spears. :o
-
Britney Spears needs to be speared :D ;D .
-
Speared fish will attract sharks.
-
Sharks are really cool, just don't get too close or you'll be dinner ;D :D .
-
Dinner is one of my 5 favorite meals of the day.
-
the day I listen to you is the day hell freezes over.
-
Over hill, over dale: We have hit the dusty trail,: And the Caissons go rolling along.
-
Along the way to ClassicBattleTech.com, I looked at the websites of local Mexican restaurants. [drool]
-
Restaurants are surprisingly good at providing food.
-
Food tastes better in good company.
-
Company that shows up unexpectedly should be pelted with leftovers.
-
Leftovers are good for when you do not want to cook.
-
'To Cook Humans' is a cookbook for cannibals.
-
Cannibals owning a restaurant in America will get bad reviews.
-
Bad reviews are commonplace for fast food restaurants
-
Restaurants are a breeding ground for bugs and germs.
-
Germs can be fun, If you're careful and work for the C.D.C., that is. :D ;D
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That is the biggest most grotesque pimple.
-
Grotesque pimple, you must be popped.
-
popped by a professional pimple popper
-
"Popper" was the nickname of someone I knew in middle school.
-
School, a place of so many experiences and headaches.
-
Headaches are a way of life when you are married with kids.
-
Married with kids is something I'm glad I'm not.
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I'm not going to eat that squealy spooge.
-
That squealy spooge is not edible.
-
Edible underwear is not recommended if there's a lot of lint around....
-
Around these parts it is not polite to mix edible underwear and lint.
-
Lint collects in the lint filter of my dryer.
-
Dryer doesn't mean cooler.
-
Cooler just means it is time to put on a jacket or turn on the heater.
-
The heater should not have to be used in April.
-
April is the month of marshmallow chickens and chocolate bunnies.
-
bunnies taste good mwahahahahahaha
-
Mwahahahahahaha, my evil plans have been set in and there is nothing you can do to stop them.
-
Stop them, Why (in Higher Power's name) would we want to do that, Mwahahahahahaha !!!!!!!!!
-
Mwahahahahahahaha the potion is finally complete
-
Complete CCG sets sell for lots of money.
-
Money, now that's what I like
-
I like money too, because I want to buy some CDs and out-of-print books at eBay. [drool]
-
eBay has various items that one can bid on and buy
-
Buy the most stuff and you win!
-
You win a brand new pitbull bent on biting genitals
-
genitals should not be talked about.
-
Talked about? If rebirth is your choice and option, cry havoc!
-
Havoc will rain down on all non believers.
-
Nonbelievers deserve to spend eternity in the company of Kenny G.
-
G love and the special sauce is preferable .
-
Preferable treatment is not granted in hell. ;)
-
Hell... it sucks...
-
Sucks eggs is what it does
-
It does nothing to you if you are resistant to fire.
-
Fire resistance won't save you from all forms of punishment. :D
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Punishment is coming to all
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All of those who have sinned against Me will receive no Mercy come judgement day
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Day time TV is horrible.
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Horrible is my state's policies towards education.
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Education is useless unless you use it properly
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Properly inflated tires improve mileage.
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Mileage may vary with use.
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Use Dapper Dan for all your hair needs.
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hair needs to be washed that means shampoo and conditioner.
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Conditioner, or specific conditioners are used in the preperation of dying leather.
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Leather belts last a long time.
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Time is a luxory you do not have,Captain.
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Captain, there's Klingons off the starboard bow.
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Bow down on your knees when you are in my presence.
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In my presence, everyone must pay a tribute of sushi or else. :D
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Or else what?
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what are you gonna do about it?
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It will be done the best and cheapest way possible.
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possibly it could be done for free.
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Free does not exist as there is always some sort of cost
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cost me many good men today.
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Today is the first day of the rest of our lives.
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Our lives would mean nothing without individual liberty.
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liberty must be fought for on an ongoing basis.
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On an ongoing basis, I am trolling eBay for CDs and miniatures. 8)
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Miniatures aren't so small en masse.
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En masse infantry attacks are foolish waste of life
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Life is just another victim waiting to happen.
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Happen to know if i can buy a pizza anywhere?
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Pizza anywhere, any time is our motto.
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Mottos sound better in Latin.
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Latin is a complex language which I never had to learn in high school or college.
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College is a 24/7 party!
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Party like its 1999.
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1999 was a good year.
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year of the dragon
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Dragon slaying is the duty of all pious and virtuous knights
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Knights of chivalry shall always defend the fare maidens.
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Fare Maidens can be most rewarding when rescue'd ;) .
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When rescued from a pack of wild dogs a rabbit will have learnt a valuable lesson.
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Valuable lessons can be painful.
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Valuable lessons can be painful, but they can also be pleasurable.
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Be pleasurable, and you might be allowed to join the Dawn Patrol on WEBN. 8)
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WEBN is not a channel that everyone has but if they did we would know their news reporters. ;)
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News reporting, dishonest and often annoying.
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Annoying siblings mellow over time.
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Over time, perhaps tens of millions of years, the continents will arrange themselves into new patterns.
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Patterns in the landscape are what the children of Oberon shift when traversing shadow.
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Traversing shadow is easier with a flashlight.
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A flashlight is not quite as good as the searchlight on the original Unseen Warhammer. ;D
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The Warhammer named Mjolnir is good for cleaving the heads of Etins.
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Etins had a great dislike for mankind and thus mankind relied on Thor's hammer for protection.
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Protection may come in many forms and always is fully capable of providing a false sense of security.
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Security caps aren't childproof.
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Childproof locks seem only to keep out adults.
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Adults of all ages will enjoy this little skit.
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Little skits are more annoying than funny.
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Funny is in the eye, or ear, of the beholder.
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The beholder got hit over the head with anvils.
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Anvils will rain from the sky for 40 days
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For 40 days and 40 nights, it snowed.
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It snowed briefly here yesterday between bouts of hail.
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Hail to the Chief he's the one we protest against
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We protest against marijuana laws.
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Marijuana laws some are for and some are against.
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Some are against prostitution laws as well. ::)
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Well that's a deep thought for a shallow mind but a mind is a terrible thing.
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Thing one and thing two have destroyed the house.
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House your weapons.
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Your weapons are of no use against my wife nag bomb.
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Bomb the world to pieces, but you can't bomb it to peace.
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Peace is unnatural.
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Unnatural noises come from a gassy wombat.
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A gassy wombat might be expected in Australia, the continent of weird and wonderful stuff... :D
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Wonderful stuff is what I feel I have but others believe it is junk.
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Is "junk" a sailing ship, or just stuff you have yet to throw out?
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Throw out the trash.
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Trash... everywhere... clean this mess up!
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Clean this mess up, children or I will take your iPhones away
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"Away with them," cried the king, just before they were exiled from the kingdom.
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The Kingdom was a disgustingly happy place before my arrival.
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Before my arrival, this world ws filled with joy and hope, but that has all been replaced by sadness and despair
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And despair will dominate all those that do not follow The Word of Blake.
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Blake is a funny name.
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Name the three largest cities in Kenya.
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Kenya has cities?
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Cities and towns will feel the steel of my boot.
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Boot camp wasn't dull and boring unlike regular army life which was slow except durring the war.
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The War of the Roses was a civil war in England.
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In England measurements are done on the metric scale.
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Scale your salmon before eating.
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Before eating it is wise to wash your hands.
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Hands off my pie!
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Pie for desert tonight.
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Desert tonight?, What sounds good??
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good....good...now dance puppets dance!
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Dance, evenif don't have any rhythm
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Rhythm, Everybody has some rhythm in them.
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Them is fightin' words, partner
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Partner up and promenade.
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Promenade around the dance floor
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Floor the gas pedal, because I can't drive fifty-five.
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Drive fifty-five when it is the speed limit.
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Speed limits are more what you call guidelines than actual rules.
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Rules were meant to be broken!
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broken hearted fools will do what ever it takes to win her back.
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Back in Black is AC-DC's best album.
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Best album is often awarded to those who are not the best.
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The best thing about Tiggers is I'm the only one.
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One is the loneliest number if you have no hands.
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No hands makes it difficult to tie your shoes.
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Your shoes will be the subject of my thousandth post. :D
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Post your complaints on the severed head of the last person to complain.
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Complain about the food and I will spit in your desert.
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Your desert shall become mine own.
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Own your failures as you would your successes
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your successes are now mine
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Mine is the season of victory.
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Victory or death!
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Death isn't the handicap it used to be.
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'To be or not to be' is no longer the question
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The question said the professor is are you smart enough to pass my class and no I do not accept favors, but I do fail students, because I have tenure and that is how I roll.
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I roll out my aerator/thatcher twice a year.
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Twice a year, I go to the dentist, who I am not afraid of, and who is actually pretty nice. :)
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Nice gear costs more, but lasts longer.
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Lasts longer, even in the most adverse of conditions.
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Conditions are good commence the attack
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Attack all humans!
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Humans must be defeated!
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Defeated is something we shall not be.
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Be one with nature but be careful not to step in it. ::)
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In it up to our necks we are.
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We are, we are, the youth of a nation.
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A nation without a population is just empty land.
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Empty land is a viable target for real estate developers
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For real estate developers to change anything on my parents' street would be difficult, since the property owners have an agreement forbidding anyone from subdividing their land.
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Land grabs in the late 1800's assisted by local and state governments forced many native American tribes off their reservations because of greed.
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Greed is the second deadliest of the seven sins after Pride
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Pride doesn't mean the same thing to us as it did to early Christians.
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Early Christians were wise to keep quiet.
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Keep quiet or I'll turn this car around!
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Around the world in 80 days, then back around the other side.
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The other side of the Force -- is it Light or Dark?
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Dark meat is better, there's less fork fighting.
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Fighting between the five Houses became known as the Succession Wars.
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'Wars of aggression' is an oxymoron.
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An oxymoron is dehydrated water, or military intelligence. ???
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Intelligence is over rated according to my sister in-law.
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Law doesn't recognize the ancient rite of dibs.
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Dibs and dues are what you pay the beaver.
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the beaver dam is a blocking up our river
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Our river is more of a creek, a very large creek.
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Creek is what floor boards do and crik is where water runs according to PA slang.
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Slang the barrier that foreigners can't seem to cross when learning the American dialect of English.
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English is a confusing tongue.
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Confusing tongues depend on who is learning a new language.
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New languages such as Klingon are created all the time.
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the time is currently 1:21 pm where i am.
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I am going insane, what about you?!
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You need ice cream.
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Ice cream is my weakness.
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My weakness is pie.
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Pie, specifically apple pie, is being baked in the oven by my father right now! ::)
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And we are done!