Author Topic: What Is Last Shall Be First! (Read 100864 times)

wackrabbit · « **Reply #120 on:** 07 February 2011, 08:08:13 »

giving haircuts is the badge of a great warrior

Klep · « **Reply #121 on:** 07 February 2011, 09:42:27 »

Great warrior, heh, war not make one great.

Stormcrow · « **Reply #122 on:** 07 February 2011, 10:50:21 »

One great book does not a writer make.

sir_spamalot · « **Reply #123 on:** 07 February 2011, 15:13:49 »

Make me a sammich!

Nightwinder · « **Reply #124 on:** 07 February 2011, 17:39:09 »

A sammich can be considered the height of fine dining in some circles.

Jaim Magnus · « **Reply #125 on:** 07 February 2011, 18:46:12 »

Some circles are fun, so long as there are no squares nearby.

Demon55 · « **Reply #126 on:** 07 February 2011, 18:51:36 »

Nearby squares are below my shoes.

awclawson · « **Reply #127 on:** 07 February 2011, 19:02:15 »

My shoes smell like feet.

Jaim Magnus · « **Reply #128 on:** 07 February 2011, 19:22:15 »

Feet are terribly disgusting.

Traecer Revenant · « **Reply #129 on:** 07 February 2011, 19:26:18 »

Terribly disgusting things are the hallmarks of a college dorm.

sir_spamalot · « **Reply #130 on:** 07 February 2011, 23:11:42 »

College dorm rooms were never big enough to suit my living tastes.

Jaim Magnus · « **Reply #131 on:** 07 February 2011, 23:19:41 »

Living tastes better than death.

Trajan Helmer · « **Reply #132 on:** 08 February 2011, 00:53:21 »

Death is but the passage of this life into the next.

sir_spamalot · « **Reply #133 on:** 08 February 2011, 01:26:13 »

The next bimbo who says American Idol is worthwhile gets a frying pan upside the head.

Shirotora · « **Reply #134 on:** 08 February 2011, 01:59:52 »

The head is the best place to shoot someone

twycross · « **Reply #135 on:** 08 February 2011, 04:53:30 »

"Shoot someone already!" is never something you expect from one of your kids

Shirotora · « **Reply #136 on:** 08 February 2011, 05:06:15 »

One of your kids will more than likely will have a better tha you when they grow up.

twycross · « **Reply #137 on:** 08 February 2011, 05:17:14 »

"Grow up" - one of the most overused retorts

Nightwinder · « **Reply #138 on:** 08 February 2011, 05:18:43 »

Overused retorts either get funnier the more they are used, or make you want to slap someone.

Shirotora · « **Reply #139 on:** 08 February 2011, 05:28:01 »

Slap someone who deserves it as it will make you feel better

VF1LAM · « **Reply #140 on:** 08 February 2011, 05:40:53 »

Better to have had some good times during high school than to have had none at all. [tickedoff]

Shirotora · « **Reply #141 on:** 08 February 2011, 05:42:16 »

All you need is love

Stormcrow · « **Reply #142 on:** 08 February 2011, 10:26:36 »

Love is a fickle beast

awclawson · « **Reply #143 on:** 08 February 2011, 12:07:48 »

Beast like creatures stalk in the shadows next to my house.

VF1LAM · « **Reply #144 on:** 10 February 2011, 10:40:11 »

My house, however, does not have any monsters near it, because my high-level character hunted them all down and killed them with a vorpal sword.

Demon55 · « **Reply #145 on:** 10 February 2011, 11:08:53 »

Vorpal swords have their deadly uses.

Stormcrow · « **Reply #146 on:** 10 February 2011, 14:57:22 »

Their deadly uses include beheading Red Dragon, Frost Giants and unruly despots.

Doug Glendower · « **Reply #147 on:** 10 February 2011, 15:06:39 »

Despot is what I ise as a replacement word. "Office Despot", "Home Despot", and "Burger Despot" are stores I frequent regularly.

Stormcrow · « **Reply #148 on:** 10 February 2011, 15:09:17 »

Stores I frequent regularly include Barnes & Noble, Costco and Best Buy

Doug Glendower · « **Reply #149 on:** 10 February 2011, 16:53:38 »

Buy Coca Cola, not Pepsi.