Author Topic: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo! (Read 136752 times)

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #780 on:** 10 November 2021, 20:13:50 »

Hijinks show up whether I want them to or not. What can I say but ^%!%&??%#!**%%~*&*((^%#&*&^^%$@@((*^??<__))(&!@#$%^&*())!!!!!

truetanker · « **Reply #781 on:** 10 November 2021, 22:05:33 »

Uuuuoooo... The old man swore !

TT

Wrangler · « **Reply #782 on:** 11 November 2021, 07:17:39 »

Only you can and maybe BirdofPrey can read that machine code language he was saying.

truetanker · « **Reply #783 on:** 11 November 2021, 09:26:07 »

Actually, it's machine code for a delicious apple pie recipe.

Hey Achoo? Is it two ounces of nutmeg or two ounces of cumin, they both have that same symbol.

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The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #784 on:** 11 November 2021, 18:19:00 »

You are using the wrong translation program. Again.

Wrangler · « **Reply #785 on:** 13 November 2021, 11:13:29 »

(Wrangler leans over to scrutinize true tanker's translator. )

What....why are you using 20th Century era Speak & Spell jury rigged to a Apple Nano player??

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #786 on:** 13 November 2021, 21:12:05 »

WOW! That is almost Blakist level tech!

wolfgar · « **Reply #787 on:** 13 November 2021, 22:27:16 »

now don't go around giving those damn Blakists airs sir, they're ego is already writing checks their asses can't cash.

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #788 on:** 15 November 2021, 13:10:33 »

Credit is due where credit is due. The same with blame. :thumbsup:

Wrangler · « **Reply #789 on:** 15 November 2021, 16:50:37 »

Credit owed by using flame throwers on them to payback. >:D

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #790 on:** 17 November 2021, 17:32:47 »

Quote from: Wrangler on 11 November 2021, 07:17:39

Only you can and maybe BirdofPrey can read that machine code language he was saying.

Parsing error messages is such a pain, though.
Easier to just turn him off and then on again or get a new one.

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #791 on:** 17 November 2021, 21:44:32 »

Not sure that he can be rebooted to clear all of the errors. Some of them are in the firmware.

Wrangler · « **Reply #792 on:** 18 November 2021, 07:27:09 »

[Some of the Astechs Weasels (whom may have passing resemblance to Abbott and Costello) were hanging out in back of the lair, hear this as they scavenging stuff from Achoo's lair. Thinking about it, one tells the other go get something. Within minute or two comes back pair of heavy duty mech scale jumper cables. Then proceeds to attach to truetanker and somehow accidentally a BirdofPrey drone next to him. With yell, a beatup Locust IIC painted pink starts up and burns out it's fusion engine as it sparks both truetanker & BirdofPrey to give them jump start.]

[As they light the room, and recover. Both have since swapped bodies and personalities. As truetanker (mind?) has sent to the BirdofPrey drone, while drone took over truetanker miniature Black Knight Mech body.

Well, i guess that one way to reboot...

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #793 on:** 18 November 2021, 18:38:27 »

****** it! I like that Locust IIC! (Achoo grabs his trusty double barreled pump action 1 gauge shotgun and guns down the weasel astechs.) Dang it! Now I gotta get a 'Mech recovery vehicle to take old Naked Tweety to the shop.

wolfgar · « **Reply #794 on:** 18 November 2021, 19:29:07 »

I got it boss

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #795 on:** 20 November 2021, 21:50:09 »

Boss???? Huh???? I have a minion????!!!!!

wolfgar · « **Reply #796 on:** 20 November 2021, 22:00:06 »

Part time only

Wrangler · « **Reply #797 on:** 21 November 2021, 15:48:55 »

Achoo. Don't you remember you have all those Ferret and Weasels on your payroll take care of the planet? Nevermind the Catgirls in the bar over yonder.

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #798 on:** 21 November 2021, 23:11:22 »

Those are employees, hanger-ons and moochers. And cute catgirls. I don't have minions.

Wrangler · « **Reply #799 on:** 21 December 2021, 07:41:04 »

Well, minions or not, its still not going get your Locust IIC replacement parts.

(Looks at screen on on the Underground surveillance camera showing the remains of the Locust IIC being uses as various non-mech purposes such as planter, what's left of the legs used as a swing set for weasel and ferret kids, while the many of the surviving astechs are playing cards waiting for Planet Express to make their delivery.)

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #800 on:** 21 December 2021, 16:51:25 »

I have already replaced it. In a batchall. Well, I stole it. Fair and square stole it. Actually I have something like a trinaries worth. That I won in a batchall. Well, actually a card game. So they are all mine, sort of semi-legally. Hmm, I should go steal, er, acquire a lot of spare parts for them.

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #801 on:** 22 December 2021, 05:38:36 »

I've heard you can win an entire planet with a football game, so winning a few mechs playing cards sounds reasonable.

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #802 on:** 23 December 2021, 19:15:04 »

That was the Ghost Bears in December 0f 3051. And they used elementals from the 68th Striker Cluster's 78th Elemental Support Binary. So, it wasn't really much of a game. The score was 84 to 3. The Sheliak All-Star team ended up getting mauled. How they scored that field goal is beyond me.

Wrangler · « **Reply #803 on:** 23 December 2021, 22:41:41 »

(Wrangler sips his seasonal spice rum at the bar when he notices in the bar top there in fact sport cards in the thick transparent lacquer varnish. Peer closely, Achoo is on one of the card with No.13 on his youngish (he was young?) jersey. Wearing a Wachoo Aerospace Jets uniform on.)

Hmmm....must been before Elementals were playing American football.

Wombat · « **Reply #804 on:** 23 December 2021, 23:04:58 »

[the lump under the carpet giggles softly and goes back to chewing on a bumper from a 1972 Ford Pinto.]

Wrangler · « **Reply #805 on:** 23 December 2021, 23:11:06 »

RED ALERT!!!! WOMBAT ON THE LOOSE!!!

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #806 on:** 24 December 2021, 01:14:24 »

[BoP fires the high explosive, armor piercing, welcome back cannon at the carpet lump]

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #807 on:** 24 December 2021, 14:19:25 »

I will be hiding here is my safe room drinking my saferoom vodka for a while.....................

truetanker · « **Reply #808 on:** 25 December 2021, 19:59:36 »

( * Gives " Carpet " a bowl of Eggnog for the Holidays, made from Achoo's saferoom vodka he pinched earlier for private consumption later. )

* Whistles a popular song for no reason...

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The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #809 on:** 26 December 2021, 14:54:21 »

*Opens fire on the person whistling popular songs for no reason for no reason.*

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