Author Topic: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo! (Read 136067 times)

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #840 on:** 08 March 2022, 23:08:34 »

[Achoo walks out of his hideyhole wearing his underwear, a bathrobe and fuzzy pink bunny slippers, microwares 2 big burritos, gets two beers and walks back into his hideyhole, shuts the door, opens the door, pulls in the welcome mat and shuts the door again.]

Wrangler · « **Reply #841 on:** 01 April 2022, 15:19:23 »

<{Audio Click Noise}>
[As everyone is finished staring in silence of the horrible scene they witnessed. After moment, patrons start ordering double orders of their drinks and the Cat Girl waitresses and bartender join in to erase the image from their minds.]

[...else where a picture is printed out in lair of the Wombat to add to his collection of pictures of Achoo on wall. Disappointed no pants were being worn.]

wolfgar · « **Reply #842 on:** 01 April 2022, 21:19:39 »

Yeah, i need a couple of fingers of good and proper moonshine for this one. I need to kill those braincells

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #843 on:** 26 April 2022, 22:33:36 »

Keep it up and the next time I will wear speedos. And nobody wants to see me in speedos. Ever. You have been warned.

Wrangler · « **Reply #844 on:** 27 April 2022, 06:37:21 »

You'll get ticket speeding in one those.

truetanker · « **Reply #845 on:** 27 April 2022, 18:09:04 »

+ sells tickets to the Achoo in a speedo look-alike contest +

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The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #846 on:** 29 May 2022, 19:26:15 »

Ain't happening folks.

Wrangler · « **Reply #847 on:** 30 May 2022, 09:05:19 »

(Wrangler sips from his beer as bunch of former Elementals turn Achoonian (?) Cops storm the bar and grab truetanker for suggesting crimes against humanities - Catgirls are people too)

Well, that's one less threat to our very existence.

wolfgar · « **Reply #848 on:** 30 May 2022, 09:20:38 »

thank the gods that stupidity is over, what is the next one going to be

Wrangler · « **Reply #849 on:** 31 May 2022, 08:44:16 »

I don't know, the FedRats are still waiting for their government to pay their random after they did heavy raid on the planet.
Their still working in the scullery in the bar and cleaning up the debris outside.

wolfgar · « **Reply #850 on:** 31 May 2022, 20:43:30 »

so what do you think, prisoner escape attempt or slave revolt?

Wrangler · « **Reply #851 on:** 01 June 2022, 06:11:56 »

Knowing truetanker, he will call in some of those "missing" WoB Divisions or Level IIs of his drop on the prison. Have Prison Riot Disco party and then head their "Master" back here to continue his commentary against humanities.

truetanker · « **Reply #852 on:** 01 June 2022, 09:08:50 »

Quote from: Wrangler on 01 June 2022, 06:11:56

Knowing truetanker, he will call in some of those "missing" WoB Divisions or Level IIs of his drop on the prison. Have Prison Riot Disco party and then head their "Master" back here to continue his commentary against ~~humanities~~ frails. (Fixed)

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Wrangler · « **Reply #853 on:** 01 July 2022, 06:33:24 »

Knowing you truetanker, your just frailing around on the discofloor! Properly waking up old man Achoo!

{Wrangler then flinches thinking what he just said about Achoo.}

truetanker · « **Reply #854 on:** 01 July 2022, 12:51:34 »

Security Wealses show up to smack Wrangler for his attention to details...

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The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #855 on:** 21 August 2022, 21:20:01 »

Wrangler doesn't have the ability to pay attention to details. Or post anything remotely decipherable.

truetanker · « **Reply #856 on:** 21 August 2022, 22:04:07 »

Holy Wombat, Batman...

Achoo is still kickin'!

Sup frail?

TT

Wrangler · « **Reply #857 on:** 22 August 2022, 06:28:43 »

Hmm, I think he's stays in his bomb shelter/vault room under the bar.

I think he's in retirement now. With no daily Wombat taunting/torments, he got nothing to do I suspect.

{Wrangler turns to his rum drink, which he believes his been nursing too long since it's lost ts flavor and smooth punch. He then press button on the noteputer see if any good gigs off planet have finally come up that can pay for his unit's expenses.}

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #858 on:** 28 August 2022, 19:07:34 »

Sadly guilty on all counts there. Without my sworn nemesis it has gotten boring....................

wolfgar · « **Reply #859 on:** 28 August 2022, 20:31:24 »

A little quiet now and then is a good thing. Allows one to decompress, to enjoy life. The Wombat will return eventually, as will perfidious Davions, or bloody Kuritans, you all know this is true.

Wombat · « **Reply #860 on:** 21 September 2022, 22:15:00 »

[Without warning, preamble, or a 1920's piano into, Wombat falls out of the ceiling onto a table; making a satisfying splat right into an oversized bowl of oatmeal. He lays there for a few minutes before doing the backstroke.]

rebs · « **Reply #861 on:** 22 September 2022, 01:01:20 »

Don't mistake that for extra protein in the oatmeal.

This protein will eat you!

Wrangler · « **Reply #862 on:** 22 September 2022, 09:34:44 »

{Wrangler, turns his head and see the splattered form of Wombat laying on what appears to be floor that has developed very deep cracks.}

{Without warning, the floor caves and Wombat falls into the bunker of Achoo with a large thump and lots of swearing and groans}
{From side doors Ferrets goons immediately lay down steel plates and bolt them intact parts the floor with jackhammers!}
{After few minutes, and half dozen mini "Coffee Breaks", the job is done and a large maroon colored Persian rug over the plate}

Hmm, well at least the floor was fixed.

truetanker · « **Reply #863 on:** 23 September 2022, 10:24:44 »

* Gives Wombat a 9.8 for his imitation of ' A Swan Diving like an Anvil! in a Bowl of Oatmeal. " entrance... but only a 4.4 for his backstroke.

Bravo...

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The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #864 on:** 29 November 2022, 13:41:32 »

What was all that racket! Can't you see I was hibernating here!

Wrangler · « **Reply #865 on:** 29 November 2022, 20:24:39 »

You DiDN't notice that Wombat, the actual one fell into your underground hibernation chamber???
Lordy, you're a hard one to wake up from that! We've been able to see down into your sub-apartment for months.

We finally had to cover it up with metal plate and carpet.

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #866 on:** 29 November 2022, 22:43:13 »

My bedroom is off to the side on the main floor. I keep the crocklegators down there.

Wrangler · « **Reply #867 on:** 01 December 2022, 22:15:38 »

Oh...that's why there was screaming coming from when the Ferrets thugs fell down there when they were pulling the metal plate over the hole.

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #868 on:** 02 December 2022, 08:13:16 »

That's on them.
You're supposed to drop the smoke grenades in first so the damn dirty mutants down there don't see you.

Wrangler · « **Reply #869 on:** 02 December 2022, 17:33:29 »

I'm not worried about it. Achoo has like a armored door down there, they won't get in.