Author Topic: You asked for it, Weirdo! THE DIRE ZAMBONI.  (Read 2100 times)

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You asked for it, Weirdo! THE DIRE ZAMBONI.
« on: 27 May 2014, 20:13:07 »
Dire Zamboni

Mass: 100 tons
Tech Base: Mixed
Motive Type: Tracked
Rules Level: Experimental Tech
Era: All Eras (non-canon)
Tech Rating/Era Availability: D/C-D-D-A
Production Year: 0
Cost: 4,846,667 C-Bills
Battle Value: 886

Power Plant:  200 Fusion Engine
Cruise Speed: 21.6 km/h
Flanking Speed: 32.4 km/h
Armor:  Standard Armor
    20  (IS) Medium Lasers
    Primary Factory:
Communications System:
Targeting and Tracking System:

Equipment           Type                         Rating                   Mass 
Internal Structure: Standard                      40 points               10.00
Engine:             Fusion Engine                200                      13.00
    Cruise MP:  2
    Flank MP:   3
Heat Sinks:         (IS) Single Heat Sink        60                       50.00
Control Equipment:                                                         5.00
Lift Equipment:                                                            0.00
Armor:              Standard Armor               AV -  32                  2.00

                                               Front     8         
                                          Left/Right    8/8         
                                                Rear     8         

Equipment                                 Location    Heat     Spaces     Mass 
20 (IS) Medium Lasers                        FR        60        20       20.00

BattleForce Statistics
MV      S (+0)  M (+2)  L (+4)  E (+6)   Wt.   Ov   Armor:      1    Points: 9
2t        10      10       0       0      4     0   Structure:  4
Special Abilities: ENE

It clears runways.  It's a hundred-ton fusion-powered bulldozer with a row of ten medium-lasers stacked on top of another row of ten, like Satan's own John Deere that mowed its way out of Hell.  And to keep it all cool, it's got a vintage 1974 Chevy Nova's radiator and fan on the back, loaded with the original freon, as a sixty ton heat sink.
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Tod und Verzweiflung flammet um mich her!
Fühlt nicht durch dich Jadefalke Todesschmerzen,
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Re: You asked for it, Weirdo! THE DIRE ZAMBONI.
« Reply #1 on: 27 May 2014, 20:20:17 »
This is beautiful...  and I can completely believe that heat sink.
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Re: You asked for it, Weirdo! THE DIRE ZAMBONI.
« Reply #2 on: 27 May 2014, 22:37:46 »
Now, this is a piece of art..........

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Re: You asked for it, Weirdo! THE DIRE ZAMBONI.
« Reply #3 on: 08 June 2014, 09:15:40 »
Best part is, it doubles as lightshow equipment for stadium concerts!
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Re: You asked for it, Weirdo! THE DIRE ZAMBONI.
« Reply #4 on: 08 June 2014, 14:20:15 »
Be better with Medium Chem. Lasers or even small ones.

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Re: You asked for it, Weirdo! THE DIRE ZAMBONI.
« Reply #5 on: 08 June 2014, 17:37:54 »
Ok, this is so going in the TRO: Fenspace
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