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Re: AFFS High Command: Eternal Grandeur
« Reply #270 on: 16 July 2011, 11:01:49 »
Get termites. Then have them come and exterminate them. With that big tent thing. Yes, it will be expensive but is it worth it to avoid the MiL?
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Re: AFFS High Command: Eternal Grandeur
« Reply #271 on: 16 July 2011, 11:12:05 »
Get termites. Then have them come and exterminate them. With that big tent thing. Yes, it will be expensive but is it worth it to avoid the MiL?

Unfortunately, that would also get rid of the FiL, who both the wife and kid miss terribly when we don't see them.


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Re: AFFS High Command: Eternal Grandeur
« Reply #272 on: 16 July 2011, 11:30:03 »
Hmm. MiL is here now - which means wife and I can leave the kids and escape. See ya suckers!  [rockon]
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Re: AFFS High Command: Eternal Grandeur
« Reply #273 on: 16 July 2011, 11:34:18 »
I feel guilty. We're having lunch with the *iLs today, and my only downside is that it will interrupt my DropShip-painting...
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Re: AFFS High Command: Eternal Grandeur
« Reply #274 on: 16 July 2011, 11:35:45 »
I feel guilty. We're having lunch with the *iLs today, and my only downside is that it will interrupt my DropShip-painting...

Is it sad that I begrudge you the fact that you have a Dropship to paint more than the fact that you have less-than-terrible inlaws?

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Re: AFFS High Command: Eternal Grandeur
« Reply #275 on: 16 July 2011, 11:41:37 »
Don't worry, it's only a fleetscale Lung Wang. I'll probably get it finished before lunch anyway.
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Re: AFFS High Command: Eternal Grandeur
« Reply #276 on: 16 July 2011, 11:44:40 »
Don't worry, it's only a fleetscale Lung Wang. I'll probably get it finished before lunch anyway.

Yea, that does make me less green.


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Re: AFFS High Command: Eternal Grandeur
« Reply #277 on: 16 July 2011, 11:45:43 »
The ship's less green too, since I'm currently painting the machine details over the basecoat.
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Re: AFFS High Command: Eternal Grandeur
« Reply #278 on: 16 July 2011, 12:26:26 »
Well done, sounds fun - I have been meaning to look at it on Steam but am distracted enough at the moment to be potentially missing very important deadlines... and I thought it was XXX Corps?

It is, I just wanted to avoid potentialities for some wag.

Sorry, suffering M-i-L induced sense of humour failure... but she's just left. Not a problem with her really but I'm just tired and a few of her quirks can drive me nuts unless I'm careful/on my game

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Re: AFFS High Command: Eternal Grandeur
« Reply #279 on: 16 July 2011, 13:26:13 »
I think you might get along better with your mother after the wedding.  Although, getting her slightly intoxicated before the ceremony might make her slightly more tolerable.

OTOH, I do now feel a little bad for suggesting drugging relatives into compliance.
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Re: AFFS High Command: Eternal Grandeur
« Reply #280 on: 16 July 2011, 13:32:52 »
I think you might get along better with your mother after the wedding.  Although, getting her slightly intoxicated before the ceremony might make her slightly more tolerable.

No, drink makes her much, much worse. She loses her few remaining filters.
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Re: AFFS High Command: Eternal Grandeur
« Reply #281 on: 16 July 2011, 13:47:24 »
No, drink makes her much, much worse. She loses her few remaining filters.

Sounds like my wife's aunt, who made a complete *** out of herself at the wedding rehearsal dinner.


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Re: AFFS High Command: Eternal Grandeur
« Reply #282 on: 16 July 2011, 14:18:50 »
Ah, I can't wait to be an old, cranky lush.
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Re: AFFS High Command: Eternal Grandeur
« Reply #283 on: 16 July 2011, 14:45:19 »
Ah, I can't wait to be an old, cranky lush.

Surely two out of three is enough?
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Re: AFFS High Command: Eternal Grandeur
« Reply #284 on: 16 July 2011, 14:54:15 »
Ah, I can't wait to be an old, cranky lush.

Well, I'm old and I'm cranky....never could get the lush part down though.....

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Re: AFFS High Command: Eternal Grandeur
« Reply #285 on: 16 July 2011, 15:12:47 »
It is, I just wanted to avoid potentialities for some wag.

Spoilsport. I was waiting to make the "Dirty Corps" joke.
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Re: AFFS High Command: Eternal Grandeur
« Reply #286 on: 16 July 2011, 15:18:24 »
Surely two out of three is enough?
Frankly no, you need the trifecta, as with "filthy stinking rich."
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Re: AFFS High Command: Eternal Grandeur
« Reply #287 on: 16 July 2011, 15:29:34 »
Frankly no, you need the trifecta, as with "filthy stinking rich."

If it's all the same to you, I'd be satisfied with "filthy rich".


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Re: AFFS High Command: Eternal Grandeur
« Reply #288 on: 16 July 2011, 16:43:42 »
I'm fortunate in that I get along quite well with my future M-i-L. I even used to get along well with my mom, until I got engaged.

I had the same problem. Problem is, I haven't resolved it yet.
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Re: AFFS High Command: Eternal Grandeur
« Reply #289 on: 16 July 2011, 20:19:12 »
So, the wife and I invited the MiL and my parents over for a house re-warming next weekend.  I write ‘re-warming’ because we lived here three years ago and they’ve seen it before.  Anyway, the MiL is huge into passive-aggressive crap with the wife but responds to me, when authoritative, because she’s worked as a civilian employee around Marines for 40+ years.  On the flip side, I don’t need my wife in tears because the MiL has made her upset or that I’ve upset the MiL.  Good times.

Did I mention this is awkward to type because the wife is three feet away now that we share a desk?

Also, I've a Step-Monster so she rarely figures into the equation...other than the wedding video where it is obvious she and the MiL disagreed on something that bothered neither the wife and I.

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Re: AFFS High Command: Eternal Grandeur
« Reply #290 on: 16 July 2011, 21:11:05 »
Quote from: Charlie
Also, I've a Step-Monster so she rarely figures into the equation...other than the wedding video where it is obvious she and the MiL disagreed on something that bothered neither the wife and I.

I've come to the conclusion that steps are mostly useless, as I also acquired one a few years ago.  She's a pushover compared to the #-in-laws.


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« Reply #291 on: 16 July 2011, 21:25:45 »
I've come to the conclusion that steps are mostly useless, as I also acquired one a few years ago.  She's a pushover compared to the #-in-laws.
Actually, for the last 24 years she's been a tremendous friend and supporter.  My use of 'Step-Monster' was a nod towards 'St Elmo's Fire' and a reconciliation I, fortunately, never needed.  I've never considered her a push-over as I respect my Father's opinion; she's never figured into the equation because we get along.

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Re: AFFS High Command: Eternal Grandeur
« Reply #292 on: 16 July 2011, 21:50:11 »
Actually, for the last 24 years she's been a tremendous friend and supporter.  My use of 'Step-Monster' was a nod towards 'St Elmo's Fire' and a reconciliation I, fortunately, never needed.  I've never considered her a push-over as I respect my Father's opinion; she's never figured into the equation because we get along.

Something tells me we acquired our steps at completely different times and under very different circumstances  ???


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Re: AFFS High Command: Eternal Grandeur
« Reply #293 on: 16 July 2011, 23:21:30 »
I can barely understand a word my MiL even says. It's mostly in Tagalog. :D

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Re: AFFS High Command: Eternal Grandeur
« Reply #294 on: 16 July 2011, 23:24:43 »
I can barely understand a word my MiL even says. It's mostly in Tagalog. :D

Don't you just have a common-law thing going on, though? It's in the wedding planning that this stuff all comes out.
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Re: AFFS High Command: Eternal Grandeur
« Reply #295 on: 17 July 2011, 00:32:17 »
Awesome game of battletech tonight!

Scenario:
- your jumpship misjumped and found itself in the sink-hole star system of Charybdis. It's basically an astronomical anomaly that sucks-in all nearby mis-juped ships with no way out. The result is a hodge-podge of techology weilded across the solitary planet. Two main factions are (yet unnamed) descendants of Afrikaaners and Quebecois.

The players represent a 3067 era merc unit, most recently arived via mis-jump, who have been contracted by the Quebecois to steal some nuclear weapons being held by the Afrikaaners, thereby tipping the balance of power.

The nukes are only reachable via aerial insertion, except that the Afrikaaners also have a Castle-Brian style orbital defense laser.

So a plan is concocted: a company of mercs will drop on the nukes compound, while a demi company drops on the orbital laser: both deplyed via"toss drop", wherein the dropship describes a ballistic arc over the planetary horizon and ejects the 'mechs prior to crossing said horizon and coming into the laser's field of fire. The 'mechs complete their   trajectory and land at the two sites.

Tonight we gamed the Laser site, wherein the mercs land with several pallets of buckets containing binary epoxy. Those with hand actuators recover the buckets and fight their way to the Laser Silo and use the buckets to glue.the silo bay doors shut. Each bucket has a charge which is used to instantly mix and spread the epoxy. A minimum of 3 buckets is required.

Arrayed against them are 16 low-tech fuel-cell based 'Mechs equipped with BAR:5 commercial grade armor, Heavy rifles, rocket Launchers, MGs, and a ballistic equivalent to a medium laser that we dubbed a chain gun: the 25 ton Istavark, 55  ton Eland Eland, and 70 ton Voortrekker.

The trick is that the merc unit packs a lot of weapons that do more than 5 damage, so each it with those is a crit chance, and the Afrikaaner 'mechs are all ballistically armed, with lots of ammo. Meanwhile, the mercs are taking massed Heavy Rifle fire, and RL 20 barrages at short range.

The pallets and merc 'mechs are scattered all over a 2x3 mapset, and face organized lances of Afrikaaner 'mehs.

In our run-through, the 'mercs barely succeeded, but did so, losing only a Starslayer, hunchback, and, Penetrator. The Afrikaaner force was down to 8. 4 of 8 Voortrekkers, 3 of 4 Eland Elands, and 1 of 4 Istavarks. Additionally, 2 more Voortrekkers were badly crippled, one Istavark had no weapons, and one Eland Eland was missing a leg.
Merc Shd 7M, and Wvr 8k were barely holding together, Ghr 6K badly beaten but in good shape, Tdr 7SE and Mad 5t were all but untouched.
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Re: AFFS High Command: Eternal Grandeur
« Reply #296 on: 17 July 2011, 00:37:43 »
Ed! Love the new title!
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« Reply #297 on: 17 July 2011, 00:49:19 »
Just saw that as well. Excellent!
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Re: AFFS High Command: Eternal Grandeur
« Reply #298 on: 17 July 2011, 01:36:47 »
My title has yet to be restored. :/

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Re: AFFS High Command: Eternal Grandeur
« Reply #299 on: 17 July 2011, 03:26:42 »
MDM, I had a buddy who played a variation of that scenario and then ran it for some guys here.
In his version (and the rules he was basing it on) each player built a force with a specific C-Bill value from any era.

The guys here talked one player into "mastering the awesome power of the Urbanmech."  (Made the Tir Na Niops Elves all the funnier to me).  This guy had a Company of Urbies vs. a Company of SRM infantry (closest equiv. to LAW rockets at the time).  He lost.  This was because he was taught that if using a 'mech with Jump Jets you must use them every movement phase.  And he would jump into hexes he knew had mines.
He finally won the Darwin award (in game) when his scouts found a water source, and a bonus: lots of dead animals all around the watering hole.
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