Author Topic: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo (Read 140832 times)

Diamondshark · « **Reply #90 on:** 20 October 2012, 14:33:23 »

Yeah, his tail beat me in three consecutive rounds of speed chess.

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #91 on:** 20 October 2012, 20:19:26 »

So we have established that Wombat is a dunderhead and a smartass.

That is Earth shattering news! 8)

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #92 on:** 20 October 2012, 20:42:42 »

Extra extra, read all about it: Serial Killer Targets Newsies

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #93 on:** 21 October 2012, 12:51:32 »

Extra extra, read all about it" Cereal Killer Targets Trix Rabbit!

truetanker · « **Reply #94 on:** 21 October 2012, 17:16:58 »

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #95 on:** 21 October 2012, 19:42:10 »

Ohhhh! A theme!

truetanker · « **Reply #96 on:** 21 October 2012, 22:07:36 »

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #97 on:** 22 October 2012, 00:12:23 »

OH NOES
The end is nigh
Armegadon is coming.

Wombat · « **Reply #98 on:** 22 October 2012, 06:48:31 »

[The Elevator door opens and Wombat is laying on the floor wearing sunglasses while a Korean with a cowboy hat does pelvic thrusts.]

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #99 on:** 22 October 2012, 07:08:11 »

Wombat does it Gangnam Style!

An image I did not need in my head.

Thanks, Wombat. #P

Wombat · « **Reply #100 on:** 22 October 2012, 10:25:46 »

[Wombat shrugs and, being a "helpful" sort of maraupial, proceeds to get a comically large can-opener, a crowbar, a rather annoyed alligator snapping turtle, and a large bottle of bleach and attempts to remove the image from Achoo's brain.]

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #101 on:** 22 October 2012, 10:35:36 »

Methinks that crowbar isn't big enough
*BoP tosses a longer crowbar at Wkmbat's head followed by a sledge hammer*

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #102 on:** 22 October 2012, 10:51:00 »

Ow! Stop that! That's not....OK! That's enough!

[Achoo pulls out a comicallu huge hammer and begins pummelling Wombat]

WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM
WHACK WHACK WHACKITY WHACK WHACK
KAWHACK! THUMP THUMPITY WHACKITY WHACK KAWHACK WHACK
KERSPLAT! KABLAM KABLAM STOMP POKE STAB STAB STABBITY STAB STAB

Wombat · « **Reply #103 on:** 22 October 2012, 11:51:58 »

[Wombat sits there smiling for a few seconds, as if Achoo missed, then falls to the floor in about 23 pieces.]

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #104 on:** 22 October 2012, 12:32:57 »

~sweeps the Marsupial pieces in a box, and ships them to Timbuktu ~

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #105 on:** 22 October 2012, 13:28:27 »

What's the importance of the Korean guy with the cowboy hat? ???

truetanker · « **Reply #106 on:** 22 October 2012, 17:53:41 »

He's, IIRC, looking for Jonny Wong and his cat! Seen them?

TT

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #107 on:** 22 October 2012, 19:03:06 »

I don't think so

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #108 on:** 22 October 2012, 19:48:44 »

Cat? I ain't seen no cat, and I certainly haven't eaten any cats.
*burp*

Diamondshark · « **Reply #109 on:** 22 October 2012, 20:38:35 »

*goes to Timbuktu in time to intercept the Wombat package (the mail is so slow these days!) and forwards it to Abu Dhabi*

trboturtle · « **Reply #110 on:** 22 October 2012, 21:06:25 »

*Abu Dhabi declares war on Achoo.*

Craig

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #111 on:** 22 October 2012, 21:17:05 »

and in recent news. Weapons inspectors found weapons of mass destruction in Abu Dhabi today. Witnesses claim the object found was a blue marsupial, but no official statement has been released at this time.

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #112 on:** 22 October 2012, 21:24:16 »

With Wombat there it's Booboo Dhabi. :o

And why are they declaring war on me? I didn't ship him! O:-)

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #113 on:** 22 October 2012, 21:29:53 »

GOing for the ole plausible dependability thing eh?

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #114 on:** 22 October 2012, 21:35:44 »

ShadowRaven shipped him, Diamondshark redirected him! It's a pseudoclan conspiracy!

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #115 on:** 22 October 2012, 21:45:09 »

Achoo is not a crook
*eyeroll*

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #116 on:** 23 October 2012, 08:30:12 »

Quote from: MoparMessiah on 22 October 2012, 13:28:27

What's the importance of the Korean guy with the cowboy hat? ???

Youtube

Gangnam style

Watch it

Wombat · « **Reply #117 on:** 23 October 2012, 09:23:49 »

[Achoo's back pocket nods in agreement.]

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #118 on:** 23 October 2012, 14:21:46 »

Quote from: The Mighty ACHOO on 23 October 2012, 08:30:12

Youtube

Gangnam style

Watch it

No that's so type of fad

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #119 on:** 23 October 2012, 15:09:39 »

yep. It's also several kinds of bad. Though the Deadpool version is more a sad sort of cool