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Blaine's Latest Blog II: the Wrath of IlKhan
« on: 08 October 2019, 18:16:48 »
Apparently there's a page limit and I hit it with my last posting.  This is the new home to my blog posts. 

And to kick it off, some office humor - Things I am banned from doing at work!

https://blainepardoe.wordpress.com/2019/10/08/office-humor-the-list-of-things-im-not-allowed-to-do-at-work-the-buck-list/

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Re: Blaine's Latest Blog II: the Wrath of IlKhan
« Reply #1 on: 08 October 2019, 18:19:59 »
I'll read the link right after I make sure I've tagged the new thread here...  ^-^

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Re: Blaine's Latest Blog II: the Wrath of IlKhan
« Reply #2 on: 08 October 2019, 18:44:18 »
Re #162: There is an office in the Pentagon with the official sign "Rebel Alliance".  I laugh every time I walk past it...  :D

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Re: Blaine's Latest Blog II: the Wrath of IlKhan
« Reply #3 on: 08 October 2019, 19:41:30 »
THAT was a good post!  ;D
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Re: Blaine's Latest Blog II: the Wrath of IlKhan
« Reply #4 on: 08 October 2019, 19:47:30 »
Thanks for the great read as always.
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Re: Blaine's Latest Blog II: the Wrath of IlKhan
« Reply #5 on: 08 October 2019, 20:05:29 »
Re #300: That's why I always call them my "nefarious" plans...  8)

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Re: Blaine's Latest Blog II: the Wrath of IlKhan
« Reply #6 on: 08 October 2019, 20:21:51 »
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Re: Blaine's Latest Blog II: the Wrath of IlKhan
« Reply #7 on: 08 October 2019, 20:31:48 »
I'm in.
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Re: Blaine's Latest Blog II: the Wrath of IlKhan
« Reply #8 on: 08 October 2019, 22:25:21 »
Too funny!
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Re: Blaine's Latest Blog II: the Wrath of IlKhan
« Reply #9 on: 09 October 2019, 11:24:02 »
When I was working as a temp contract employee, I called myself a corporate mercenary.
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Re: Blaine's Latest Blog II: the Wrath of IlKhan
« Reply #10 on: 09 October 2019, 12:51:43 »
Re #300: That's why I always call them my "nefarious" plans...  8)

Ha!

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Re: Blaine's Latest Blog II: the Wrath of IlKhan
« Reply #11 on: 09 October 2019, 14:05:29 »
First joke humorous...

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Re: Blaine's Latest Blog II: the Wrath of IlKhan
« Reply #12 on: 09 October 2019, 15:43:51 »
A little something to add to the spirit of the thread...

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Re: Blaine's Latest Blog II: the Wrath of IlKhan
« Reply #13 on: 09 October 2019, 17:28:47 »
*Facepalms*

That...

I'd show it to a Trekkie friend, but he may kill me over it.

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Re: Blaine's Latest Blog II: the Wrath of IlKhan
« Reply #14 on: 10 October 2019, 07:01:32 »
jimdigris , that is slice of awesome.  :clap: :clap: :clap:
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« Reply #15 on: 10 October 2019, 14:47:18 »
Oh, that is good . . . having seen various unofficial office signs in military cube farms, its not surprising but I am curious what they actually do in that shop.
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Re: Blaine's Latest Blog II: the Wrath of IlKhan
« Reply #16 on: 14 October 2019, 15:10:39 »
And now, my actual farewell letter. 

Of course this means I will be writing a lot of BattleTech stuff!  I'm only retiring from the corporate overlords. 

https://blainepardoe.wordpress.com/2019/10/14/my-epic-retirement-farewell-letter-snarky-to-the-bitter-end/

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Re: Blaine's Latest Blog II: the Wrath of IlKhan
« Reply #17 on: 14 October 2019, 15:36:53 »
Thank you for this letter... so many things I've looked for the words to say, you've captured perfectly.
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Re: Blaine's Latest Blog II: the Wrath of IlKhan
« Reply #18 on: 14 October 2019, 15:38:54 »
Someday, I'll write a letter this satisfying. :)

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Re: Blaine's Latest Blog II: the Wrath of IlKhan
« Reply #19 on: 14 October 2019, 16:27:14 »
Glorious... And something I could never write (literally... the government can in fact recall retired officers for UCMJ violations, and I'm not willing to face prison time for speaking my mind).  I've got one more tour after this one (which might be an extension of the current one, assuming I'm successful in my current efforts).  You can go home knowing that star on the horizon is a sunrise, not a sunset.  I look forward to your future posts, but you may want to give that letter one final editing pass before you hit "send".  I know what you meant to say, but I can't say the same for the audience you are addressing.  Call it arrogance, but I'm 100% certain I'm reading your letter more closely than any of them will.  :thumbsup:

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« Reply #20 on: 14 October 2019, 17:14:00 »
 :clap: :beer: :rockon:
I have spoken.


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Re: Blaine's Latest Blog II: the Wrath of IlKhan
« Reply #21 on: 14 October 2019, 21:07:11 »
I found your retirement letter motivational.  I have spent the summer unemployed with the goal of switching from being an IT Project Manager to commercial pilot.  And I feel like your letter validates my decision on this.  I am also tired of putting together power points that don't get read, forwarding emails, and on and on.  Thank you.

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Re: Blaine's Latest Blog II: the Wrath of IlKhan
« Reply #22 on: 14 October 2019, 21:23:07 »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FizCq29sEq0

Glad to see that from a man retiring.
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« Reply #23 on: 14 October 2019, 21:59:24 »
I may need to steal, I mean borrow very liberally from your retirement letter in next few years.

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Re: Blaine's Latest Blog II: the Wrath of IlKhan
« Reply #24 on: 14 October 2019, 22:34:49 »
And now, my actual farewell letter. 

Of course this means I will be writing a lot of BattleTech stuff!  I'm only retiring from the corporate overlords. 

https://blainepardoe.wordpress.com/2019/10/14/my-epic-retirement-farewell-letter-snarky-to-the-bitter-end/

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Re: Blaine's Latest Blog II: the Wrath of IlKhan
« Reply #25 on: 15 October 2019, 13:45:15 »
That is a epic fairwell, i ever saw one.  Congratulations to your well due retirement from wage-slaves life you had live!
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Re: Blaine's Latest Blog II: the Wrath of IlKhan
« Reply #26 on: 15 October 2019, 14:00:02 »
I may need to steal, I mean borrow very liberally from your retirement letter in next few years.

Feel free to do so!

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Re: Blaine's Latest Blog II: the Wrath of IlKhan
« Reply #27 on: 15 October 2019, 15:14:13 »
Please post when you have officially escaped corporate servitude. >:D

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Re: Blaine's Latest Blog II: the Wrath of IlKhan
« Reply #28 on: 15 October 2019, 16:25:34 »
Please post when you have officially escaped corporate servitude. >:D

And please continue to drop MORE Battletech teasers as seen fit!

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Re: Blaine's Latest Blog II: the Wrath of IlKhan
« Reply #29 on: 15 October 2019, 16:39:03 »
That whole post made me sad

 

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