Author Topic: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed  (Read 206078 times)

twycross

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #150 on: 22 February 2011, 20:30:31 »

<Twy grabs SM, binds him in Duct Tape IIC, dresses him up as Soviet serviette in S&M garb and hands him to Wombat>

Here's a new plaything for you Wombat.  }:)  ;)

Badgers? We don't need no stinkin' badgers! Now Wombat, on the other hand, would be just the ticket right about now...and guns lots and lots of guns...and nukes, lots of them, too.

ShadowRaven

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #151 on: 23 February 2011, 15:12:45 »
With wounds bandaged, limbs ductaped back in place, and a Quickcell mechanized wheelchair under him. Shadowraven returns to the bar, rolling up to the counter he orders a quadrupple shot of rye, on the rocks
We are Clan Snow Raven. Masters of the void, and reapers of your souls

befriend (v.): to use mecha-class beam weaponry to inflict grievous bodily harm on a target in the process of proving the validity of your belief system.
— From a post on rpg.net

captainjohn

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #152 on: 23 February 2011, 15:53:44 »
wow ShadowRaven you look like you are in bad shape. I know what will cheer you up. the Raptor cage.  Captainjohn begins to wheel ShadowRaven to the Raptor cage.
so, we meet again, for the first time

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #153 on: 23 February 2011, 16:18:36 »
Wanders up to the preoccupied Capt.

"My dear Capt you cant approach a Raptor dressed like that. It just won't do!"

Applies liberal amounts of barbecue sauce.

It'll do wonders for you. Trusssst Meeeee. :D

The Raptors will be so impressed they'll positively gobble you up!
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ShadowRaven

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #154 on: 23 February 2011, 17:25:08 »
~sighs and grabs his drink~ well, if I'm gonna catch it, I might as well catch 'er in the rye.
We are Clan Snow Raven. Masters of the void, and reapers of your souls

befriend (v.): to use mecha-class beam weaponry to inflict grievous bodily harm on a target in the process of proving the validity of your belief system.
— From a post on rpg.net

The Mighty ACHOO

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #155 on: 23 February 2011, 21:50:29 »
 [watch]
If you are waiting for me to go out of my mind you will have to wait. The exits are not clearly marked and the doors open the wrong way. Oh, and the doors are trapped!

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #156 on: 24 February 2011, 12:03:05 »
[Wombat, in the meantime, proceeds to pull 43 missiles, 128 feet of machine gun ammo, three pounds of C4, and an alarm clock out of his pouch, wraps it up in a bow, and gives it to Twycross.]

"Its only fitting I give you a present as well."

[Wombat returns to play with his "toy".]
"Remember gweilo, you suck when you are nervous." - James Hong

"Everyone has a plan until you get punched in the mouth." - Mike Tyson

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Adam Savage

captainjohn

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #157 on: 24 February 2011, 13:13:09 »
captainjohn offers Wombat  a monthly subscription to fancy pants magazine. free of course.
so, we meet again, for the first time

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #158 on: 24 February 2011, 13:57:00 »
[Sadly Wombat cannot read, so he rolls up the magazine and pretends to smoke it.]
"Remember gweilo, you suck when you are nervous." - James Hong

"Everyone has a plan until you get punched in the mouth." - Mike Tyson

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Adam Savage

ShadowRaven

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #159 on: 24 February 2011, 15:18:49 »
~Pulls out his 'Spaceballs: The Flamethrower', and gives Wombat a light~
We are Clan Snow Raven. Masters of the void, and reapers of your souls

befriend (v.): to use mecha-class beam weaponry to inflict grievous bodily harm on a target in the process of proving the validity of your belief system.
— From a post on rpg.net

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #160 on: 25 February 2011, 09:09:45 »
[A pair of smoking eyeballs blink a few times hanging in midair as the rest of Wombat seems to have turned into ash under the gaze of the flamethrower. Thankfully an ACME ambulance puills in through the wall, running over Shadowraven in the process. Several ACME weasel paramedics vacuum up the Wombits and pull out through the wall (naturally a different wall), running ShadowRaven over a 2nd time.]
"Remember gweilo, you suck when you are nervous." - James Hong

"Everyone has a plan until you get punched in the mouth." - Mike Tyson

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Adam Savage

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #161 on: 25 February 2011, 11:51:08 »
~lays there comedically flattened, with tiretracks criss crossing his body and of course across his face~
We are Clan Snow Raven. Masters of the void, and reapers of your souls

befriend (v.): to use mecha-class beam weaponry to inflict grievous bodily harm on a target in the process of proving the validity of your belief system.
— From a post on rpg.net

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #162 on: 28 February 2011, 11:20:17 »
[Wombat pulls a compressor hose out of his pouch and puts it in ShadowRaven's mouth and then flicks a switch to start the 12million PSI compressor in his pouch. Within seconds ShadowRaven looks like a balloon, that is until Wombat puills the hose out and watches ShadowRaven buzzing around the room making a PFFFFFFFT sound with his lips.]
"Remember gweilo, you suck when you are nervous." - James Hong

"Everyone has a plan until you get punched in the mouth." - Mike Tyson

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Adam Savage

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #163 on: 28 February 2011, 11:39:09 »
The unmistakable sound of a pinball game can be heared as he bounces off walls, floor, ceiling, bar patrons, to end up dangleing by his neck from a ceiling fan slowly going around, and around, and around.........
We are Clan Snow Raven. Masters of the void, and reapers of your souls

befriend (v.): to use mecha-class beam weaponry to inflict grievous bodily harm on a target in the process of proving the validity of your belief system.
— From a post on rpg.net

Wombat

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #164 on: 28 February 2011, 13:14:12 »
[Wombat, being a caring and kind marsupial, proceeds to pull a Marlin 30-30 out of his pouch and attempts to shoot ShadowRaven down off the fan.]
"Remember gweilo, you suck when you are nervous." - James Hong

"Everyone has a plan until you get punched in the mouth." - Mike Tyson

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Adam Savage

ShadowRaven

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #165 on: 28 February 2011, 15:03:01 »
~ShadowRaven being a semi-sane, and frightened individual tries to make himself as small a target as possible, while spinning around from a ceiling fan~
We are Clan Snow Raven. Masters of the void, and reapers of your souls

befriend (v.): to use mecha-class beam weaponry to inflict grievous bodily harm on a target in the process of proving the validity of your belief system.
— From a post on rpg.net

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #166 on: 01 March 2011, 23:55:36 »
 I think achoo has the right idea... [watch] [watch] [watch]

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #167 on: 02 March 2011, 08:48:06 »
[Unfortuntaly for ShadowRaven, the act of firearm avoidance while under sever centrifugal force has the unexpected result of his face popping out of his butt cheeks.]
"Remember gweilo, you suck when you are nervous." - James Hong

"Everyone has a plan until you get punched in the mouth." - Mike Tyson

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Adam Savage

ShadowRaven

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #168 on: 02 March 2011, 12:33:46 »
this...is a strange feeling. Ther prespective is...to say the least, different. I guess all there is to say now is We are NOT amused
We are Clan Snow Raven. Masters of the void, and reapers of your souls

befriend (v.): to use mecha-class beam weaponry to inflict grievous bodily harm on a target in the process of proving the validity of your belief system.
— From a post on rpg.net

Wombat

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #169 on: 02 March 2011, 13:58:28 »
"Yes, and I bet everything smells like donkey now."
"Remember gweilo, you suck when you are nervous." - James Hong

"Everyone has a plan until you get punched in the mouth." - Mike Tyson

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Adam Savage

ShadowRaven

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #170 on: 02 March 2011, 14:14:04 »
considering where we are. That is actualy an improvement
We are Clan Snow Raven. Masters of the void, and reapers of your souls

befriend (v.): to use mecha-class beam weaponry to inflict grievous bodily harm on a target in the process of proving the validity of your belief system.
— From a post on rpg.net

Wombat

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #171 on: 03 March 2011, 09:25:57 »
[Wombat proceeds to duct-tape a weedwacker on his tail and then turns it on.]

**ZOOM!**

[In the blink of an eye, Wombat is halfway to New Avalon.]
"Remember gweilo, you suck when you are nervous." - James Hong

"Everyone has a plan until you get punched in the mouth." - Mike Tyson

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Adam Savage

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #172 on: 03 March 2011, 15:22:26 »
Cartoon physics at work. ~with that in mind he went over to a table, after fumbleing around from his new, somewhat awkward position he managed to snag a pepper shaker. Unscrewing the top was a decidedly dificult prospect when going solely by feel, but once that was acomplished he soon dumped it into a small pile on the floor, which he promptly sat in. Seconds latter it began, at first with a faint rumble, then a light sneeze, folowed by a tremendous HAAA-CHOOOOOOO with an audible pop, he found himself  once more, inside in, and outside out, in a natural form. spraled out under a table. Quite possibley the only time he had ever been under a bar table, and mostly sober at the same time.
We are Clan Snow Raven. Masters of the void, and reapers of your souls

befriend (v.): to use mecha-class beam weaponry to inflict grievous bodily harm on a target in the process of proving the validity of your belief system.
— From a post on rpg.net

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #173 on: 03 March 2011, 16:59:41 »
*watches as the weedwacker power cable coil disappears and finally pulls out of the wall*
...
That wont end well...

[meanwhile]

*sounds of raptors feasting on something covered in BBQ sauce in the background...*
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #174 on: 04 March 2011, 00:16:16 »
[Unfortunately these raptors seem to crave wasabi and tabasco...]
"Remember gweilo, you suck when you are nervous." - James Hong

"Everyone has a plan until you get punched in the mouth." - Mike Tyson

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Adam Savage

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #175 on: 05 March 2011, 09:49:59 »
This is better than watching anime!  [watch] [watch] [watch] [cheers]
If you are waiting for me to go out of my mind you will have to wait. The exits are not clearly marked and the doors open the wrong way. Oh, and the doors are trapped!

ShadowRaven

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #176 on: 05 March 2011, 11:38:43 »
Decides that Achoo needs to expand his anime experience.....a lot
We are Clan Snow Raven. Masters of the void, and reapers of your souls

befriend (v.): to use mecha-class beam weaponry to inflict grievous bodily harm on a target in the process of proving the validity of your belief system.
— From a post on rpg.net

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #177 on: 06 March 2011, 00:11:10 »
[Undeadbat proceeds to wear Achoo's boxer shorts as a hat. Sadly, Achoo is still wearing them as well.]
"Remember gweilo, you suck when you are nervous." - James Hong

"Everyone has a plan until you get punched in the mouth." - Mike Tyson

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Adam Savage

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #178 on: 06 March 2011, 00:52:23 »
Shadowraven proceeds to ask the inevitable question~ Is that an undead marsupial in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
We are Clan Snow Raven. Masters of the void, and reapers of your souls

befriend (v.): to use mecha-class beam weaponry to inflict grievous bodily harm on a target in the process of proving the validity of your belief system.
— From a post on rpg.net

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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
« Reply #179 on: 07 March 2011, 00:29:30 »
[Achoo grabs Wombat, pulls him out of his shorts, and uses Wombat as a club to pummel ShadowRaven, thus cutting down the time needed to beat both of them up by half.]
If you are waiting for me to go out of my mind you will have to wait. The exits are not clearly marked and the doors open the wrong way. Oh, and the doors are trapped!

 

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