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Re: More crack please
« Reply #1170 on: 29 September 2014, 14:55:30 »
::snip:: Jade Wolves ::snip::

They tried this already. It lasted a couple of hours (or a few days, I forget which...) And how I justify having a Goshawk in my Crusader Wolf second-line binary. I'd find Diamond Horses more believable. With their new 'mech, the "Buttstallion"

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Re: More crack please
« Reply #1171 on: 29 September 2014, 16:07:36 »
They tried this already. It lasted a couple of hours (or a few days, I forget which...) And how I justify having a Goshawk in my Crusader Wolf second-line binary. I'd find Diamond Horses more believable. With their new 'mech, the "Buttstallion"

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Re: More crack please
« Reply #1172 on: 29 September 2014, 16:12:40 »
The first Jade Wolves were only to test the reaction of the fan base. Jade Wolves 2.0 will be lead by a Diamond Sibko offspring. The Diamond Sibko includes DNA from Malvina, Alaric, Devlin Stone and Jim the garbage man. He is the craziest of the bunch.

Don't forget to include Natasha, Jamie, and a full on infusion of Victor rather than the diluted version we'll get from Alaric.
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Re: More crack please
« Reply #1173 on: 29 September 2014, 20:41:46 »
after these last few posts, less crack please.
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Re: More crack please
« Reply #1174 on: 29 September 2014, 21:05:41 »
This is what happens when you go three months between releases and very little in the way of updates.


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Re: More crack please
« Reply #1175 on: 29 September 2014, 21:07:20 »
This is what happens when you go three months between releases and very little in the way of updates.

Agreed!
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Re: More crack please
« Reply #1176 on: 29 September 2014, 21:22:23 »
Precisely.
Most of us writers are, well, writers. We will come up with some kind of conflict. ;)
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Re: More crack please
« Reply #1177 on: 30 September 2014, 05:11:57 »
That's not quite right there Bill, the Steel Coyotes have the runs! They stopped last night at 'Pu Pu Hot Pot' and following a dodgy vindaloos have been damaging the Doulton this morning before a shot has even been fired.  Steiner-Marik forces have initiated a new batchhall and have bid down to a pie eating contest.  Steel Coyote are still bidding and appear to be trying to add  Alka Seltzer to the bid.  Very unusual I must say and I wouldn't be surprised if air freshener was also added to the bid.  Back to you Bill...

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Re: More crack please
« Reply #1178 on: 30 September 2014, 05:57:00 »
That's not quite right there Bill, the Steel Coyotes have the runs! They stopped last night at 'Pu Pu Hot Pot' and following a dodgy vindaloos have been damaging the Doulton this morning before a shot has even been fired.  Steiner-Marik forces have initiated a new batchhall and have bid down to a pie eating contest.  Steel Coyote are still bidding and appear to be trying to add  Alka Seltzer to the bid.  Very unusual I must say and I wouldn't be surprised if air freshener was also added to the bid.  Back to you Bill...
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Re: More crack please
« Reply #1179 on: 30 September 2014, 06:43:58 »
This thread is ill.  The only cure is product updates.



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Re: More crack please
« Reply #1180 on: 30 September 2014, 06:47:27 »
I'm sure you're kidding, but...

Don't close it, although I may be biased because I started the thread, it has been fun to watch some of the posts that have been made. Plus it's nice to get updates from Adrian & GhostBear!
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Re: More crack please
« Reply #1181 on: 30 September 2014, 10:23:16 »
This thread is ill.  The only cure is product updates.
Do not tell us the cure, GIVE US THE CURE aka new products  :))

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Re: More crack please
« Reply #1182 on: 30 September 2014, 10:24:43 »
<starts chanting> MORE CRACK! MORE CRACK! MORE CRACK!  :D  >:D  [drool]
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Re: More crack please
« Reply #1183 on: 30 September 2014, 11:26:16 »
I'm excited to see what "XTRO: Republic" is going to contain. I love new toys.
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Re: More crack please
« Reply #1184 on: 30 September 2014, 11:27:27 »
<starts chanting> MORE CRACK! MORE CRACK! MORE CRACK!  :D  >:D  [drool]

MORE NAC! MORE NAC! MORE NAC!  :D
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Re: More crack please
« Reply #1185 on: 30 September 2014, 11:29:39 »
More Homeworlds!
More Homeworlds!
More Homeworlds!

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Re: More crack please
« Reply #1186 on: 30 September 2014, 11:43:02 »
I'm excited to see what "XTRO: Republic" is going to contain. I love new toys.

Agreed I do not think we will see risc tech but two tanks and a pocket warship have been mentioned  in other books.

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Re: More crack please
« Reply #1187 on: 30 September 2014, 12:01:47 »
This thread is ill.  The only cure is product updates.

Here it comes ...

BattleTech Handbook: House Kurita…some more art…

A pair of Hagetakas.

Assembly line of Akuma BattleMech.

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Re: More crack please
« Reply #1188 on: 30 September 2014, 13:31:17 »
More art!!


How about a new unit tech in the preview?
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Re: More crack please
« Reply #1189 on: 30 September 2014, 14:50:02 »
What I like more is the tag under the main title....

"And here’s some more art from this soon-to-publish book."

Come on baby, I need my Inner Sphere fix!

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Re: More crack please
« Reply #1190 on: 30 September 2014, 15:34:45 »
What I like more is the tag under the main title....

"And here’s some more art from this soon-to-publish book."

Come on baby, I need my Inner Sphere fix!

Any fix really.

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Re: More crack please
« Reply #1191 on: 30 September 2014, 16:28:12 »
I'm excited to see what "XTRO: Republic" is going to contain. I love new toys.
O0

I just hope i can handle the wallet attack this going to cause when all this stuff hits us, properly at the same time!
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Re: More crack please
« Reply #1192 on: 30 September 2014, 16:46:59 »
Here it comes ...

BattleTech Handbook: House Kurita…some more art…

A pair of Hagetakas.

Assembly line of Akuma BattleMech.

The art is very, very cool. I just think about an Akuma miniature looking like that ones and  [drool] [drool] [drool]
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Re: More crack please
« Reply #1193 on: 30 September 2014, 16:50:16 »
It looks like the Akuma's right torso is trying to compensate for something else being too small.  8)  ;D
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Re: More crack please
« Reply #1194 on: 30 September 2014, 17:50:30 »
Can we please not belittle those would have spleen size issues.

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Re: More crack please
« Reply #1195 on: 30 September 2014, 18:04:55 »
Oh for a wallpaper of that assembly line one!
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Re: More crack please
« Reply #1196 on: 30 September 2014, 18:15:25 »
Oh for a wallpaper of that assembly line one!

Get in line!!! I'm still waiting for the rest of the TRO:3145 wallpaper art to be posted on the site like the others have been. Last I heard, it would be soon...roughly 9 months ago! LOL
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Re: More crack please
« Reply #1197 on: 30 September 2014, 19:18:20 »
More Homeworlds!
More Homeworlds!
More Homeworlds!

YES!!!

Give us new toys and let us blow crap up!!!!


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Re: More crack please
« Reply #1198 on: 30 September 2014, 19:30:09 »
YES!!!

Give us new toys and let us blow crap up!!!!

*Gives the Homeworlds self-destructing industrial mechs*
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Re: More crack please
« Reply #1199 on: 30 September 2014, 19:45:42 »
*Gives the Homeworlds self-destructing industrial mechs*

Meh, we've left shinny things with wings all along the blockade line to distract you.


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