[The bartender suddenly appears behind the bar, wearing a tophat and a monocle over his blue fuzzy face and smiles politely at TylerDurden before handing him a "beer". The blue bartender snickers a little bit as TylerDurden pops the top and takes a drink, only realizing that the "beer" had a hook and a high-tensile fishing line attached to it. TylerDurden looks up and notices the blue fuzzy bartender is now wearing a taxi cab driver's outfit and appears to be sitting behind the wheel of a taxicab. The fishing line appears to be tied to the rear bumper.]
*beep*
*beep*
[Wombat floors it, quickly taking up the slack on the line before TylerDurden is dragged up and out of his barstool, across the bar, through the wall, and out of the bar. Wombat drives through a few constructions zones (and by through, I do mean through), over a few alligator pits, through the broken glass factory, then the loose-leaf sandpaper factory, and then through the lemon-juice factory. Wombat stops to order some lunch for a moment at a drive through, where TylerDurden is run over by a minivan of ill-tempered badgers. Wombat takes off again, pulling TylerDurden through the everglades, across Hanse Davion's bathroom (unclean!), and makes a run through Orion's belt before crash landing back in the Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar on a conveniently placed pile of razorblades and porcupines.]
*CRASH!!!*
[Wombat stops the taxicab and waddles back to TylerDurden and extracts his wallet from his pants and collects his fare according to the meter. Actually since Wombat can't read, he more-or-less takes all TylerDurden's cash from his pants and then waddles off. A moment later Wombat waddles back in and takes TylerDurden's pants as well, humps his leg until its raw, and then waddles off with most of TylerDurden's life, his money, his pants, and his dignity.]