Author Topic: NFL 2019-2020 Every team won the off-season! Except the Dolphins.... (Read 53924 times)

DOC_Agren · « **Reply #540 on:** 13 January 2020, 21:36:48 »

Quote from: misterpants on 13 January 2020, 13:06:09

One KC fan walked out after the 1st quarter believing he was a jinx. I think he's now banning himself from even watching any games for the rest of the playoffs as a sacrifice to the superstition gods.

Hey if it works and they win, then it's not nuts
Steven King won't throw anymore 1st pitch in Boston, because he is.. and he a guy who bought a radio station to have Red Sox baseball on the air in Northern Maine.

rebs · « **Reply #541 on:** 13 January 2020, 21:55:41 »

I can miss any Lions game and they still lose. A bad team is just a bad team. Even if we started pretty good and it gave us hope here. Lions turned bad and there wasn't enough chicken blood or rabbits feet or goat heads in the whole wide world to alter that.

Fat Guy · « **Reply #542 on:** 14 January 2020, 11:55:32 »

Antonio Brown needs professional help immediately !

I'm not going to link the video as the amount of profanity will get me banned instantly, but it's all over the internet right now.

Google it at your own risk.

Kit deSummersville · « **Reply #543 on:** 14 January 2020, 11:59:18 »

Man, remember when head cases were like Chad "Ocho Cinco" Johnson? Possible kicker for the XFL....

Fat Guy · « **Reply #544 on:** 14 January 2020, 12:10:11 »

At least Mucho Stinko was harmless.

Brown is a ticking time bomb.

Øystein · « **Reply #545 on:** 14 January 2020, 15:23:40 »

Kansas vs Texans was an awesome game - thats how games should be :D

Sartris · « **Reply #546 on:** 17 January 2020, 09:43:18 »

GB@SF(-7.5) - glimpses of 2014 Aaron Rogers things have been spotted in the wild recently, but SF's defense will prove too much. Niners 30 Packers 17

Upset happens if: Aaron Rogers finds that game against the Cowboys from a few years ago

TEN@KC(-7.5) - I don't see the Derek Henry train slowing down, but unlike the Titans' other victims the chiefs are packing a Mahomey. The Ravens ended half a dozen drives in plus territory without scoring. Forcing that again is a challenging ask. the Titans will also need more than one sustained drive. Chiefs 38 Titans 21

Upset happens if: Titans win another lopsided turnover and field position battle (they've done it twice) and force FG attempts

Fat Guy · « **Reply #547 on:** 17 January 2020, 15:10:25 »

Niners & Chiefs.

ANS Kamas P81 · « **Reply #548 on:** 17 January 2020, 17:16:37 »

I'll go Packers/Chiefs here just to be contrarian.

JadeHellbringer · « **Reply #549 on:** 17 January 2020, 22:09:15 »

Quote from: ANS Kamas P81 on 17 January 2020, 17:16:37

I'll go Packers/Chiefs here just to be contrarian.

I will back the predicted State Farm Bowl.

rebs · « **Reply #550 on:** 17 January 2020, 22:35:20 »

No Packers! That's how you get cheeseheads. Do you want self-righteous cheeseheads chest thumping all spring and summer? Then no Packers!

ANS Kamas P81 · « **Reply #551 on:** 17 January 2020, 23:44:25 »

I'm rooting for the Packers just so I can post the MST3K clip now. :D

rebs · « **Reply #552 on:** 17 January 2020, 23:55:07 »

That's fine. Just an overpopulation of them living in Michigan somehow. You'd think the upper peninsula still belonged to Wisconsin...

Scotty · « **Reply #553 on:** 18 January 2020, 00:06:40 »

I'm annoyed every time someone says "State Farm Bowl" and not 'rematch of Super Bowl I'.

Sartris · « **Reply #554 on:** 19 January 2020, 16:46:30 »

This contrast of styles is one of the most jarring things I’ve watched in a while

ANS Kamas P81 · « **Reply #555 on:** 19 January 2020, 19:54:10 »

I knew I was being contrarian with the Packers...oh well.

rebs · « **Reply #556 on:** 19 January 2020, 20:01:56 »

Can we call this game now at the half? Please? I am actually feeling bad for the Packers, AND I DON'T LIKE IT ONE BIT.

rebs · « **Reply #557 on:** 19 January 2020, 20:46:32 »

Pack finally got one, I don't feel bad anymore. Game on.

Sartris · « **Reply #558 on:** 19 January 2020, 20:47:01 »

Jimmy’s on track to throw fewer than ten passes

The Super Bowl is going to be wild

Scotty · « **Reply #559 on:** 19 January 2020, 20:56:53 »

Quote from: Sartris on 19 January 2020, 20:47:01

Jimmy’s on track to throw fewer than ten passes

The Super Bowl is going to be wild

Yeah, I don't think he gets to ride the passenger's seat against the Chiefs.

ANS Kamas P81 · « **Reply #560 on:** 19 January 2020, 21:18:05 »

Quote from: rebs on 19 January 2020, 20:01:56

Can we call this game now at the half? Please? I am actually feeling bad for the Packers, AND I DON'T LIKE IT ONE BIT.

Fat Lady called, she said her solo isn't until later.

Sartris · « **Reply #561 on:** 19 January 2020, 21:29:54 »

the 20 second half points are for show. the cork was in this one at 17-0

ANS Kamas P81 · « **Reply #562 on:** 19 January 2020, 21:43:18 »

And that interception was the solo.

Quote from: Sartris on 19 January 2020, 21:29:54

the 20 second half points are for show. the cork was in this one at 17-0

Much larger comebacks have happened, but the 49ers really were firing on all cylinders this time around. Sorry Aaron, time to retire I think.

monbvol · « **Reply #563 on:** 19 January 2020, 21:51:26 »

*nod*

49ers very easily could have run up that score much higher if they wanted.

Last time I saw domination that thorough was 2014.

This will be an interesting Super Bowl for sure.

ANS Kamas P81 · « **Reply #564 on:** 19 January 2020, 21:59:45 »

Two top-tier offenses, hopefully it stays a deliciously back and forth game.

Scotty · « **Reply #565 on:** 19 January 2020, 22:18:08 »

I can't wait for the Chiefs to go down 21 points in the first quarter and then win on a walkoff hail mary as time expires from their own 20 yard line.

Kit deSummersville · « **Reply #566 on:** 20 January 2020, 09:17:01 »

Hey, it's the Montana Bowl!

MarauderD · « **Reply #567 on:** 20 January 2020, 10:08:27 »

Quote from: Sartris on 17 January 2020, 09:43:18

GB@SF(-7.5) - glimpses of 2014 Aaron Rogers things have been spotted in the wild recently, but SF's defense will prove too much. Niners 30 Packers 17

Upset happens if: Aaron Rogers finds that game against the Cowboys from a few years ago

TEN@KC(-7.5) - I don't see the Derek Henry train slowing down, but unlike the Titans' other victims the chiefs are packing a Mahomey. The Ravens ended half a dozen drives in plus territory without scoring. Forcing that again is a challenging ask. the Titans will also need more than one sustained drive. Chiefs 38 Titans 21

Upset happens if: Titans win another lopsided turnover and field position battle (they've done it twice) and force FG attempts

Sartris: Surprisingly accurate predictions. You look like you stole Biff's Betters Almanac from Back to the Future.

Side note: Not a huge NFL fan, but I was surprised how embarrassed the packers played for 2/3rds of that game.

Sartris · « **Reply #568 on:** 20 January 2020, 12:09:42 »

it was risky, considering i called for the under in a chief's game ;D

i have zero sense on the superbowl.

monbvol · « **Reply #569 on:** 23 January 2020, 16:55:09 »

So Eli Manning has finally retired.

Took him long enough. He needed to do that a year or two ago to be honest.