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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #930 on: 09 September 2023, 22:09:38 »
Ok,  I think this joke works better

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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #931 on: 09 September 2023, 23:38:16 »
"Star Admrial Groot? We are being challenged by Star Lord..."

"Who?"

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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #932 on: 30 September 2023, 10:10:48 »
Manei Domini like make a point who the better MechWarrior in their opinion.


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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #933 on: 02 October 2023, 15:31:26 »
This has gotten a good reception on Facebook.

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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #934 on: 27 October 2023, 21:48:44 »
Remember: He's making a list. And that list is weapon attack declarations.

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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #935 on: 28 October 2023, 09:02:06 »
Galaxy Commander Santa
Ghost Bear, unbloodnamed
Age: 65 Freeborn

Hailing from Clan Ghost Bear, Santa has a very strict rules of warfare that he expects everyone to follow or suffer a personal Trial of Annihilation. Born a Freebirth from two Society Trueborn warriors, his mother a seasoned Elemental while his father an exceptional MechWarrior, Santa was placed into a Trueborn Sibko secretively by the Society at an early age. Raised witin the very strict Sibko, Santa fought hard and triumphed greatly when he got the unheard of command post of Star Captain by defeating three of his Sibko opponents, including the Ursari. He became a ristar after that, defeating many in his personal Trials, he quickly rose to Star Colonel status where he languished for years. As a false Trueborn of an unauthorized genetic reproduction, Santa kept his codex close. While slowly improving his skills, he soon was stonewalled with politics.

Accusations of an illegal union, he was forced to go unBloodnamed. Seeing an end to his meteorical rise, and his immediate placement into a Freebirth Solahma unit. Upon transferring, he was immediately challenged by the unit's upset trueborn commander. Thinking Santa as an easy example, and to prove his eugenics was superior, he challenged his subordinate to a Circle of Equals, which they lost. Immediately crying for another trial, this time for perceived grievances against them, which they lost, again. Piloting a lighter weight mech against the Galaxy Commander, Santa showed how a MechWarrior fights. Taking the ex-commander's Dire Wolf as isola, he had it converted to the Widowmaker variant, which he renamed Rudolph.

Excepting their fate, the now Star Colonel stepped down. Santa, the new Galaxy Commander, ordered combat readiness drills, the likes the Clan Ghost Bear have never seen. His personal Keshik Battle Armor Point is made up of Warriors that can surpass his strict ultimate protocol testings, the Elemental Leaping Formation, the said unit must leap unpowered in full armor across several hard obstacles to join. Needless to say, only the most hardy and muscular get to join Santa's ELFs. Charged with protecting Santa, these ELFs are also his Watch Commanders, equally on and off the battlefield.

As they say, he has got a list, checking it twice, he will find out if your naughty or nice... quiaff?

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(Gee whiz, but wait, I have more to sprinkle in! )
( And more, it never stops? )
( Yet more, when will it be done? )
( Finally... sheesh. Enjoy! TT )
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TT, we know you are the master of nasty  O0 ~ Fletch on 22 June 2013
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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #936 on: 28 October 2023, 13:24:13 »
Because, of course it was.

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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #937 on: 28 October 2023, 14:22:44 »
Facebook meme, not mine.

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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #938 on: 28 October 2023, 14:42:06 »
Because, of course it was.

That's a total winner!

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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #939 on: 29 October 2023, 11:29:23 »
Because, of course it was.

Is Alaric a Hapsburg?
Shoot first, laugh later.

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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #940 on: 29 October 2023, 11:40:53 »
As a vatborn, he's just as inbred.  Allegedly.    :laugh:

Is Alaric a Hapsburg?

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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #941 on: 31 October 2023, 19:20:11 »
Start of a new magnetized project actually.

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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #942 on: 01 November 2023, 21:08:42 »
I want ALL the Capital Missiles with canned sunshine warload!



(Disclaimer, had AI make this art, but was close enough...)
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #943 on: 02 November 2023, 18:09:37 »
You got an unwritten version?

Pm sent

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That is, if true tanker doesn't beat me to it. He makes truly evil units.Col.Hengist on 31 May 2013
TT, we know you are the master of nasty  O0 ~ Fletch on 22 June 2013
If I'm attacking you, conventional wisom says to bring 3x your force.  I want extra insurance, so I'll bring 4 for every 1 of what you have :D ~ Tai Dai Cultist on 21 April 2016
Me: Would you rather fight my Epithymía Thanátou from the Whispers of Blake?
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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #944 on: 10 November 2023, 12:03:46 »
Can't wait!

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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #945 on: 11 November 2023, 15:22:56 »
Almost time!

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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #946 on: 11 November 2023, 19:44:21 »
This thread. This thread is incapable of staying off of my "Show new replies to your posts" screen. It is NEVER not on there. FOR THE PAST TWELVE YEARS!!!! How is it only at 32 pages? How is it not 750 pages, after not leaving that screen for an entire dog's life? Please, god, post more! Get it to 50 pages, PLEASE!!!

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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #947 on: 11 November 2023, 20:07:28 »
@Jal Phoenix :

' Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'
Into the future '

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That is, if true tanker doesn't beat me to it. He makes truly evil units.Col.Hengist on 31 May 2013
TT, we know you are the master of nasty  O0 ~ Fletch on 22 June 2013
If I'm attacking you, conventional wisom says to bring 3x your force.  I want extra insurance, so I'll bring 4 for every 1 of what you have :D ~ Tai Dai Cultist on 21 April 2016
Me: Would you rather fight my Epithymía Thanátou from the Whispers of Blake?
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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #948 on: 12 November 2023, 16:59:44 »
I see the aquisition is paying off.

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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #949 on: 12 November 2023, 21:08:28 »
Time to put more motivational in this thread.  I'm glad I'm not only one on it!

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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #950 on: 12 November 2023, 22:30:00 »
Unless they're on Terra or fighting the WOB. Then they'll just sort of wonder off.

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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #951 on: 18 November 2023, 21:59:54 »
The words "out number" sometimes sink in to the minds of militaries in the Inner Sphere or Clans.

"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #952 on: 23 November 2023, 09:22:30 »
Didn't make picture, but I put meme together.  Don't blame me!!!....(explosions)



The image was originally posted by Kaz on sarna.net discord
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"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #953 on: 27 November 2023, 04:01:08 »
I name it Bob, considering the current season.

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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #954 on: 27 November 2023, 05:01:43 »
Statted out! Looks pretty decent, actually.

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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #955 on: 27 November 2023, 20:52:28 »
It's not hard to knock 'em down, it's getting Mech to stay down that's the trick!



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"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
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"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #956 on: 03 February 2024, 11:57:13 »
Must be a FWL built Awesome.   :grin:

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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #957 on: 04 February 2024, 12:29:48 »
Must be a FWL built Awesome.   :grin:

Maybe it uses Argon gas for its PPCs?

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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #958 on: 05 February 2024, 01:53:14 »
I wonder what other chain restaurants survived to the 3rd Sucession Wars.

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Re: Motivational - The Return
« Reply #959 on: 06 February 2024, 03:27:47 »
Found one!

 

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