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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #660 on: 27 June 2017, 04:58:52 »
So many things Clang - so many things

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #661 on: 12 July 2017, 17:53:11 »
The moon seems darker now...... :(
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #662 on: 12 July 2017, 19:52:52 »
The moon seems darker now...... :(
That's no moon!  It's someone rear quarters blocking the light!  *runs*
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #663 on: 12 July 2017, 20:33:59 »
But it is a moon! It is a full, pink, hairy moon!
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #664 on: 13 July 2017, 00:53:38 »
That's no moon!  It's someone rear quarters blocking the light!  *runs*
Damnit Clang

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #665 on: 13 July 2017, 00:59:51 »
Ahhhh, the Clangacorp corporate motto!
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #666 on: 13 July 2017, 01:10:57 »
In that case, BoP Industries shall prepare to appropriate this Luna.

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #667 on: 13 July 2017, 14:16:18 »
Just heard that the mighty Clangador is no more. It saddens me beyond any measure.
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #668 on: 13 July 2017, 14:51:53 »
Clangluna shall live on in spirit.  He'd want it

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that way! :)
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #669 on: 13 July 2017, 14:57:02 »
But each Luna needs somebody that the visotors can complain to, and about, as being "in charge".

Since you were his jester I nominate you, ClarkeMarek, as "responsible" for Clangluna.
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #670 on: 13 July 2017, 15:10:35 »
Very well. 
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #671 on: 13 July 2017, 19:22:43 »
That also means that you get to give orders that we can ignore, your Clarkiness.   >:D


But the place will not be the same without Clang.   :'(
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #672 on: 13 July 2017, 20:04:56 »
I endorse Mr. ClarkeMarke as new target of our humor *cough* as Emperor.

OOC:  Rest in Peace, Chang. :( :-[
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #673 on: 13 July 2017, 20:49:27 »
That also means that you get to give orders that we can ignore, your Clarkiness.   >:D


But the place will not be the same without Clang.   :'(

Good.  Then my first order will be to get MoparMessiah and myself a sammich! :)
I endorse Mr. ClarkeMarke as new target of our hunor *cough* as Emperor.

OOC:  Rest in Peace, Chang. :( :-[

Good!  Now go fetch me a beer! :)
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #674 on: 13 July 2017, 21:00:32 »
Hmm that's hot how it works.. You see since your one running the place, you have to do all the work.

*Clang-o-Bots arrive and dress ClarkeMarek as a French Maid to server said beer*.
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #675 on: 13 July 2017, 21:21:39 »
OOC:  Rest in Peace, Chang. :( :-[

Wait? What happened?  :-\

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #676 on: 13 July 2017, 21:28:49 »
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #677 on: 13 July 2017, 21:41:57 »
Hmm that's hot how it works.. You see since your one running the place, you have to do all the work.

*Clang-o-Bots arrive and dress ClarkeMarek as a French Maid to server said beer*.

Oh yes!  Efficient as always. :)
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #678 on: 14 July 2017, 00:17:05 »
Not sure that you look so goof in fishnet stockings and high heels...............    ???
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #679 on: 14 July 2017, 00:58:38 »
*Steps outside and walks to the flagpole out front and lowers the flag to half-mast* You will be missed, Emperor *Salutes flag as 21 Long Toms fire their salute*
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #680 on: 14 July 2017, 00:59:25 »
Not sure that you look so goof in fishnet stockings and high heels...............    ???
I'm not much of a Rocky Horror guy, but hey, I feel sexy in this. :D  I'll fetch my own beer in this.

*heads to fridge*

*opens door*

*feeds the Dalek*

*Dalek hands me lukewarm beer*

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #681 on: 14 July 2017, 15:47:28 »
WHAT DID YOU SAY? I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING AFTER ALL OF THOSE LONG TOMS STARTED SHOOTING?
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #682 on: 15 July 2017, 01:05:29 »
Oh yes, that's the 42 gun salute.
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #683 on: 15 July 2017, 06:04:33 »
*Watches Long Tom fire...then realize their firing Beer Kegs as ammo.*

Well, were going dry up fairly quickly.  How often does our liquor get sent to Luna from Terra?
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #684 on: 15 July 2017, 07:19:20 »
Those were the empties. I filled them the leavings from the cesspits. They should be landing on Woozles any second now.
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #685 on: 15 July 2017, 20:20:57 »
WHAT?
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #686 on: 15 July 2017, 20:57:29 »
*Wrangler holds up a large signs stating. 

<<"WE ARE OUT OF BEER!  ARTILLERY FIRED BEER FROM THE CANONS.  BLAME CLARKE">>
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #687 on: 16 July 2017, 21:41:24 »

This..

Well shit
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I don't think I like ClarkeLuna.
The beer is warm and the cannons are too loud.

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #688 on: 16 July 2017, 22:48:43 »
Well shit
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I don't think I like ClarkeLuna.
The beer is warm and the cannons are too loud.

What?  What did you say?  The cannons are warm? Beer too loud?  HEY, TURN OFF THE ARTILLERY!!!!
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #689 on: 16 July 2017, 22:50:26 »
*BoP gets on his radio to call the BoP Industries PMC Group*
Commence counter-battery fire.

 

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