Rhymetime: Superglued llama hooves on the loose!

[Wombat]

Rules: Continue the story. You must rhyme!

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There once was a marsupial, blue and quite bipolar
who decided to go for a drive on the sidewalk with his steamroller.
He climbed inside, and squeezed several bombs in his pouch
Smiled real devishly because they'd deliver quite an ouch!
As he drove down the street looking for mischief he approves,
A bump appeared and out flew his superglued llama hooves!

[awclawson]

His hooves were painted in a psychedelic scheme,
with enough of a fright to make all scream.
He pulled those hooves back in real quick,
as to avoid a beating with a whipping stick.

[Phacade]

And yet the hooves had a mind of their own
They hoped out and ran ran for a public phone
For Wombat had stolen them from goodness knows who
Maybe TrueTanker, Chunga, JadeHellBringer, or Achoo?

[sir_spamalot]

So then arrived this guy named spam
All covered in metal, and smelling of ham.
He looked all around with a sigh and a pout.
"What's this deal with hooves and llamas a-bout?"   ;)