Rules: Continue the story. You must rhyme!
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There once was a marsupial, blue and quite bipolar
who decided to go for a drive on the sidewalk with his steamroller.
He climbed inside, and squeezed several bombs in his pouch
Smiled real devishly because they'd deliver quite an ouch!
As he drove down the street looking for mischief he approves,
A bump appeared and out flew his superglued llama hooves!