1: It is not nice to show up for a Lyran recon mission in Atlas's.
Right. The current Lyran recon mech is a Zeus. :)
2: Thors cannot pick up Warhammers and throw them.
They could if they had hand actuators. :)
4: The Free Wolds League does not appreciate you repainting a company of Assault mechs purple and pink.
Why? Fraid they're gonna clash with the Andurien paint schemes, forcing them to succeed again? :P
6: Urbanmechs are no longer to be used for trash disposal.
So we can start using them as beer kegs? :)
7: Urbanmechs are not R2D2 in Disguise
Course not, they're Daleks.
18: You cannot take Bondsmen from Inner Sphere units.
Tell that to the Nova Cats. :P
20: Hanse Davion was not a Furry, the name "Fox" was not literal.
I got pictures that say otherwise. ;) :)
22: No playing country music over enemy comms. We are still cleaning the J-Pop out of the system.
We discussed this. Miley Cyrus is a war crime. Billy Ray, not so much.
23: Any mech carrying more PPC's than a company of pumas is not to leave the hanger.
Which one? You mean the one that
Iwas shot all to blazes?
24: Atlas's are not Skeletor's children.
Durn right, they're Hordak's children. ;)
27: Awesomes should not be covered in chicken feathers.
It's either that or leather, and believe me, leather stinks when it gets hit with a ppc blast.
28: You do not have any realm leaders on speed dial.
Then whose number did I jot down off the bathroom wall? ???
29: The Hello Kitty Kit Fox worked once. Never again.
Come on. It's adoreable. :)
30: The Firemoth is not a water boy.
Darn right. FIREMOTHS ARE THE DEVIL!!!!!
33: Land-Air Mechs do not make transformer sounds
How do you know? ???
37: Outreach is not a wretched hive
Lemme guess, you haven't been there in a while. ;)
38: Clanners do not "just need a hug"
Sure they do. Around the neck with my bare hands.
40: No more Michael Jackson dance routines in Commandos.
For once I agree. That's a waste of fine battle armor there.
43: Atlas's do not have a weak spot on the back of the neck
You're right, that's an elemental suit.
44: Battle Armor is not appropriate wedding wear.
It's not? ??? Then what am I supposed to wear? Those silly costumes the Clanners wear to their Grand Council meetings?
45: The PPC is not an actual MechWarrior drink.
Oh yes it is, and if you don't drink it, your person card gets revoked. :)
46: You cannot carry more ammo than your average garrison ever again. We are still finding pieces of that MadCat.
I told you, it fell apart due to shoddy contruction.
47: You are not the chosen one
You say that now, but I promise, you'll change your tune when you need someone to peel potatoes.
50: Never talk about the incident with the Blood Asp, A massive Bikini, and the Drunk Cappellan.
Oh, you mean the time after Bulldog when we stayed at that bar in the *thunk* #P
51: There is no such thing as a Marik Mating Dance
You've...never been to Atreus, have you? ;)
67: Patrick Kell did not die for your sins
You're right, that was Nick Kerensky. :)
78: Jade Falcons only fall for the Candygram once.
The sharks beg to differ. :P
79: Flamers are not good cigarette lighters, and it is mean to tell the noobies that they are.
"Hey, new guy. Need a light? Here, let me fire up my Large pulse laser." :)
80: Do NOT talk about Clan Wolverine.
I can talk about Logan's family, right? :)
82: No more Cappelan Knockoff parts.
Hey, you where the one that complained about us using beer cans, bailing wire, and sheet metal. :P
88: Black Knights have no boosted ability to fight after loosing limbs
But it was only a flesh wound. :(
89: Any attempt to form a summoning circle will be subjected to artillery strikes
Right, gotchya, only use artillery for summoning circles.
