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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #330 on: 19 July 2012, 08:52:39 »
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Even if I is my birthday, I cannot devour the bodies of my slain enemies.

I see the very small difference there... ^-^
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #331 on: 19 July 2012, 10:24:48 »
The appropriate response to an olive branch is not to snap-kick the giver.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #332 on: 21 July 2012, 15:08:54 »
Quote from: Falchion on 19 July 2012, 10:24:48
The appropriate response to an olive branch is not to snap-kick the giver.

I agree.  A kick to the crotch is more appropriate.  And Herb approved.   O0
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #333 on: 21 July 2012, 19:10:57 »
Just because the specifications call for a 9mm cartridge does not mean I should immediately go to the .375 H&H.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #334 on: 23 July 2012, 11:30:58 »
My contract does not include decapitation of my manager as a "severance package."
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #335 on: 23 July 2012, 11:32:43 »
Just because I can put Power Armour on The Dragon doesn't mean I should.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #336 on: 23 July 2012, 21:32:18 »
Quote from: Fallen_Raven on 23 July 2012, 11:30:58
My contract does not include decapitation of my manager as a "severance package."

You mean I've been doing it wrong all this time???!?!!!!
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #337 on: 23 July 2012, 23:33:33 »
Quote from: Fallen_Raven on 23 July 2012, 11:30:58
My contract does not include decapitation of my manager as a "severance package."

What about cutting his car in half with a Forestrymech?
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #338 on: 25 July 2012, 08:11:13 »
I cannot front a mech production company as a miniature's production company for Zentradi gamers. The live weapons and excessive orders of myomer are a giveaway.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #339 on: 25 July 2012, 10:04:37 »
They are just "perfect" 1:1 scale replicas  ;)
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #340 on: 25 July 2012, 19:22:40 »
I cannot suggest that the commander be reassigned to lead a penal battalion if asked by the review board.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #341 on: 02 August 2012, 15:13:02 »
I am no longer allowed to provide an in-game soundtrack by having my MechWarrior plug his iPod into his 'Mech's external speakers.

Similarly, I am no longer allowed to define ten tons of Communications Equipment as "The Inner Sphere's Largest Subwoofer."  Or "Speakers so loud they blow Elemental's BattleArmor off."
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #342 on: 02 August 2012, 20:33:17 »
Quote from: ErikModi on 02 August 2012, 15:13:02
I am no longer allowed to provide an in-game soundtrack by having my MechWarrior plug his iPod into his 'Mech's external speakers.

Similarly, I am no longer allowed to define ten tons of Communications Equipment as "The Inner Sphere's Largest Subwoofer."  Or "Speakers so loud they blow Elemental's BattleArmor off."

We called them "The Heavy Metal Cavalry" in my group....a 'Mech company all equipped that way...
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #343 on: 02 August 2012, 20:52:07 »
I was going more with Ride of the Valkyries initially, with a wider selection of various music stylings for a variety of situations.  For instance, when a 'Mech was targeted and every attack missed, it'd pop up Third Eye Blind's "Semi-Charmed Life."
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #344 on: 03 August 2012, 01:18:20 »
I'm not allowed to point behind someone and shout "Look, a distraction!" before punching them in the face/stabbing them/shooting them/setting them on fire/running away.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #345 on: 03 August 2012, 02:57:20 »
Quote from: MoneyLovinOgre4Hire on 03 August 2012, 01:18:20
I'm not allowed to point behind someone and shout "Look, a distraction!" before punching them in the face/stabbing them/shooting them/setting them on fire/running away.

And going "is that some sort of demonic duck?!" just annoys the demonic-looking duck....
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #346 on: 04 August 2012, 12:28:34 »
I cannot suggest that someone "Lick the willy pete off the armor."
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #347 on: 05 August 2012, 11:14:39 »
I can not convince senior officers to adjust the battle plan with logically sound arguements. "All the enemy soldiers were babies at one point. The hospital contains babies. Therefore we should blow up the hospital to deny the enemy future soldiers!"
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #348 on: 05 August 2012, 14:28:11 »
I am not allowed to use a recording of a badly played set of bagpipes as a PsyOps weapon.   Dammit.  >:(
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #349 on: 05 August 2012, 17:19:06 »
"Accolades" are not lit sticks of dynamite. Nor may I shower anyone with accolades.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #350 on: 05 August 2012, 17:54:32 »
I'm not allowed to fold origami at staff meetings.

Somebody complained that the geometries are doing unpleasant things to the boundaries of reality.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #351 on: 06 August 2012, 20:34:54 »
I am no longer allowed to use a tank of piranna as an interogation tool.  Nuts.  [metalhealth]
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #352 on: 06 August 2012, 21:54:19 »
I am no longer allowed to splice wiring into nerve endings for the purpose of persuasion.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #353 on: 06 August 2012, 22:14:12 »
I am no longer allowed to put the 'fiber' with the 'optics' in pursuasive discussions.  Foiled again. [tickedoff]
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #354 on: 07 August 2012, 11:41:37 »
I cannot use plague catapults again. Again.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #355 on: 07 August 2012, 20:49:44 »
Hmm.  Must not have worked the first time.  Or did it work *too* well?

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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #356 on: 07 August 2012, 22:10:12 »
Both ways, actually.

I cannot smoke out an entrenched position with the help of a few hundred pounds of pool cleaner and a few fans.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #357 on: 09 August 2012, 00:21:00 »
I am not to refer to hazardous chemical cleanup as "purging the unclean."
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #358 on: 09 August 2012, 09:43:45 »
I'm not allowed to use aerosol laxatives on enemy infantry positions.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #359 on: 09 August 2012, 09:47:55 »
Quote from: MoneyLovinOgre4Hire on 09 August 2012, 09:43:45
I'm not allowed to use aerosol laxatives on enemy infantry positions.
But friendly officers quarters are just fine.
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Self:  Meltrans are already culture shocked, except their response is to squeal like high school girls at a boy band concert and discharge energy weapons in random directions.
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And of course if even a single Constitution had shown up onscreen for even a single second, you would have been able to hear the mass squeeing from orbit.
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