Author Topic: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread. (Read 144722 times)

Fallen_Raven · « **Reply #420 on:** 30 August 2012, 18:04:40 »

"Dump stat" does not refer to the location where I hide the bodies, therefore I should not try to raise it during character generation.

MoneyLovinOgre4Hire · « **Reply #421 on:** 30 August 2012, 19:08:46 »

I can't have my wizard build an enchanted crossbow that fires rocket propelled heat-seeking chainsaws.

wartang · « **Reply #422 on:** 30 August 2012, 19:16:16 »

NO GNOMISH ANYTHING!!! oh poo.

Falchion · « **Reply #423 on:** 31 August 2012, 16:57:02 »

I cannot produce fruit-flavored chews for methamphetamines, cocaine, Ecstasy, or any other drugs.

Sartris · « **Reply #424 on:** 02 September 2012, 19:04:35 »

I will not kidnap children from foreign countries, hire the best teachers and instructors in the region, then establish a secret school that combines Ender's Game with The Hunger Games in order to create a race of evil villains.

Fallen_Raven · « **Reply #425 on:** 02 September 2012, 22:16:13 »

I cannot breed a swarm of viscious chihuahas and mount electric knifes to their backs.

MoneyLovinOgre4Hire · « **Reply #426 on:** 02 September 2012, 22:38:32 »

I can give the devil his due, but I can't fine him for his overdue library books or there'll be Hell to pay.

Falchion · « **Reply #427 on:** 03 September 2012, 22:15:35 »

Angering an NPC is not "gulag for sure."

Falchion · « **Reply #428 on:** 16 September 2012, 00:21:40 »

I cannot use the heavy-lift VTOL to drop the First Prince's yacht on the villa of the visiting diplomat.

Fallen_Raven · « **Reply #429 on:** 16 September 2012, 19:30:00 »

I cannot mount sub-capital weapons in a bunker as an embassy's "guard post".

Terminax · « **Reply #430 on:** 17 September 2012, 18:09:23 »

Hitting your employee in the head with a sledgehammer is apparently frowned upon in certain circles.

Falchion · « **Reply #431 on:** 23 September 2012, 20:19:03 »

My next "brilliant plan" cannot start with "So we kidnap the bank manager..."

Sartris · « **Reply #432 on:** 01 October 2012, 18:14:15 »

I will not finish other PC's botched assassination attempts just to demonstrate how much better I am at it than them.

Fallen_Raven · « **Reply #433 on:** 01 October 2012, 23:26:51 »

I cannot create a ninja with the feat Exptic Weapon Proficiency- Waffle Iron.

Notsonoble · « **Reply #434 on:** 02 October 2012, 16:20:47 »

Quote from: Fallen_Raven on 01 October 2012, 23:26:51

I cannot create a ninja with the feat Exotic Weapon Proficiency- Waffle Iron.

Doesn't EWP- Cast Iron Cookware cover that?

Fallen_Raven · « **Reply #435 on:** 03 October 2012, 15:32:46 »

Quote from: Notsonoble on 02 October 2012, 16:20:47

Doesn't EWP- Cast Iron Cookware cover that?

Nope, because once you enchant it for electric damage in becomes a small appliance.

Fallen_Raven · « **Reply #436 on:** 08 October 2012, 22:27:48 »

I can not reclassify my failing merc unit as a non profit orgainization for a tax break.

nerd · « **Reply #437 on:** 09 October 2012, 17:36:53 »

Quote from: Fallen_Raven on 08 October 2012, 22:27:48

I can not reclassify my failing merc unit as a non profit orgainization for a tax break.

I cannot call loot possibilities "Accounts Receivable."

MoneyLovinOgre4Hire · « **Reply #438 on:** 10 October 2012, 14:16:00 »

I'm not allowed to buy stock in a company, then launch raids of their rivals in order to increase the value of my shares.

Hersh67 · « **Reply #439 on:** 10 October 2012, 19:13:41 »

Quote from: MoneyLovinOgre4Hire on 10 October 2012, 14:16:00

I'm not allowed to buy stock in a company, then launch raids of their rivals in order to increase the value of my shares.

Um, why NOT??? That's what I'd do...

Fallen_Raven · « **Reply #440 on:** 10 October 2012, 19:59:01 »

Quote from: MoneyLovinOgre4Hire on 10 October 2012, 14:16:00

I'm not allowed to buy stock in a company, then launch raids of their rivals in order to increase the value of my shares.

I can not buy stock in a company, then launch raid on them to decrase the value of shares, in an attempt to stage a hostile takeover.

StCptMara · « **Reply #441 on:** 10 October 2012, 20:39:14 »

Quote from: Hersh67 on 10 October 2012, 19:13:41

Um, why NOT??? That's what I'd do...

It's called "Stock Manipulation"...the ISSE looks down heavily on that...

Hersh67 · « **Reply #442 on:** 10 October 2012, 22:31:57 »

Quote from: StCptMara on 10 October 2012, 20:39:14

It's called "Stock Manipulation"...the ISSE looks down heavily on that...

Let them come and arrest me. I'd have my ASFs shoot down their dropship while it's on re-entry. Shoulda updated their IFF transmitters... }:)

Besides, they were just legally contracted objective raids... >:D

MoneyLovinOgre4Hire · « **Reply #443 on:** 10 October 2012, 22:59:58 »

Quote from: Fallen_Raven on 10 October 2012, 19:59:01

I can not buy stock in a company, then launch raid on them to decrase the value of shares, in an attempt to stage a hostile takeover.

Of course not. The correct action there is to launch raids on their facility, then arrange for a hostile takeover via a shell corporation.

I'm not allowed to set up a mercenary company just to use as a front for a money laundering operation.

Falchion · « **Reply #444 on:** 13 October 2012, 19:23:36 »

I cannot put on minstrel shows to entertain visiting dignitaries. Or shows banned in the Magistracy involving livestock.

Fallen_Raven · « **Reply #445 on:** 16 October 2012, 13:40:09 »

I can no longer avoid public speaking engagements by accusing the audience of being Skrulls.

Falchion · « **Reply #446 on:** 20 October 2012, 21:32:37 »

I cannot use flaming corpses as a part of a battering ram system.

MoneyLovinOgre4Hire · « **Reply #447 on:** 20 October 2012, 23:08:03 »

I can't use Canadian trap-door alligators to protect the base.

Fallen_Raven · « **Reply #448 on:** 21 October 2012, 16:05:59 »

I can not assassinate someone by disguising myself as a maid and slipping them a pillow with a vorpal enchantment.

StCptMara · « **Reply #449 on:** 21 October 2012, 20:28:41 »

Quote from: Fallen_Raven on 21 October 2012, 16:05:59

I can not assassinate someone by disguising myself as a maid and slipping them a pillow with a vorpal enchantment.

of course not! Vorpal requires the weapon to have an edge. Pillows are bludgeoning weapons, so must have the
Disruption enchantment, which, of course, is only useful against undead...