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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #510 on: 21 July 2013, 04:35:37 »
Quote from: MoneyLovinOgre4Hire on 21 July 2013, 03:41:21
Weirdo is famous for missing with a nuke.

Since it was orbital..no, he is not famous for missing with a nuke. He hit the planet...
he just rolled bad on the hit location ;)
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #511 on: 22 July 2013, 09:29:09 »
Quote from: MoneyLovinOgre4Hire on 21 July 2013, 03:41:21
Weirdo is famous for missing with a nuke.
BY FIVE FLIPPING HEXES!!! [soapbox]

Quote from: StCptMara on 21 July 2013, 04:35:37
Since it was orbital..no, he is not famous for missing with a nuke. He hit the planet...
he just rolled bad on the hit location ;)

That was the orbital lasers that I was unable to hit any part of a good-sized battlefield with. It was back when artillery drifted by 1d6*MoF.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #512 on: 15 August 2013, 16:55:31 »
I am no longer allowed to use the "My little Protomech" thread to create a Fenspace mech/battlearmor "Heavy Calvary" company
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #513 on: 15 August 2013, 21:39:13 »
I am not allowed to build nets of carbon fiber fishing line to capture enemy Battle Suits.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #514 on: 16 August 2013, 12:19:01 »
Quote from: Weirdo on 22 July 2013, 09:29:09
BY FIVE FLIPPING HEXES!!! [soapbox]
Eh, it's only 150m. Inside the baseball stadium standard.

Besides, close counts in nuclear weapons.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #515 on: 16 August 2013, 18:27:41 »
I'm no longer allowed to use exploding sperm whales as traps.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #516 on: 16 August 2013, 20:04:42 »
Quote from: nerd on 16 August 2013, 12:19:01
Besides, close counts in nuclear weapons.

That's what I keep telling people!

Quote from: MoneyLovinOgre4Hire on 16 August 2013, 18:27:41
I'm no longer allowed to use exploding sperm whales as traps.

I may have to try this one...
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #517 on: 05 November 2013, 23:59:27 »
I cannot "turn on the music" to irradiate and cook the crowds with my ECM unit.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #518 on: 06 November 2013, 00:13:51 »
I can't not kick a elemental, in between 2 buildings far distances and yell Field Goal!
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #519 on: 06 November 2013, 00:20:25 »
I'm not allowed to challenge customers at work to a Trial of Grievance.

Not even if their account information lists their home address as Wolcott St (not making this up).
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #520 on: 06 November 2013, 01:03:14 »
Quote from: MoneyLovinOgre4Hire on 06 November 2013, 00:20:25
I'm not allowed to challenge customers at work to a Trial of Grievance.

Not even if their account information lists their home address as Wolcott St (not making this up).

I cannot ask a guest if his jaw still hurts. Not even if his name is Victor Ian Steiner and he has a military jacket
with a unit patch that says "revenants" on the shoulder. (No..I am not making this up. I have also had a
Romano Liao, a Galen Cox, and, my personal favourite, a Conal Ward come to my hotel.)
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #521 on: 06 November 2013, 15:20:56 »
I cannot apply upgrades to villians in mid fight to apply the "learnin stick" to PCs.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #522 on: 06 November 2013, 15:39:57 »
Quote from: Fallen_Raven on 06 November 2013, 15:20:56
I cannot apply upgrades to villians in mid fight to apply the "learnin stick" to PCs.
Correction:

I cannot let the PCs know that i did apply upgrades to villians in mid fight to apply the "learnin stick" to PCs.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #523 on: 06 November 2013, 16:20:46 »
My villain is not allowed to reveal that he's brought a mech to a battle armour fight by using the words "MAKE MY BATTLE ARMOUR GROOOOW!"
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #524 on: 09 November 2013, 02:18:10 »
Geothermal power plants do not have a large reservoir of lava like a dam that I can breach to silence the Battlefield/Call of Duty players.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #525 on: 27 November 2013, 17:37:03 »
i am not allowed to build a merc company that is technically company sized and will fit inside a leopard class dropship
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #526 on: 28 November 2013, 00:02:35 »
I'm not allowed to form a Circle of Equals in the break room every time I get a customer who says they have a grievance.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #527 on: 28 November 2013, 15:56:10 »
Universities do not look kindly upon Trials of Possession for rooms... apparently  >:D
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #528 on: 29 November 2013, 00:18:01 »
"It seemed like a good idea at the time" is not an acceptable excuse for burning down the Duke's summer home. Even when dealing with carnivorous wolfbats.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #529 on: 29 November 2013, 01:51:19 »
I am no longer allowed to attempt to recruit my roommate's girlfriend to gaming.   
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #530 on: 29 November 2013, 08:56:24 »
Quote from: PurpleDragon on 29 November 2013, 01:51:19
I am no longer allowed to attempt to recruit my roommate's girlfriend to gaming.   

Why they are great when tbey enjoy it and if they hate it they get the roommate out of the way for hosting game night
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #531 on: 29 November 2013, 17:23:34 »
Quote from: wolfgar on 29 November 2013, 08:56:24
Why they are great when tbey enjoy it and if they hate it they get the roommate out of the way for hosting game night

He is my roommate because he is a gamer and a trusted friend.  She isn't a gamer and has joined a couple of games with us, but despises being called a gamer nerd by her brother, the truck driver.   LOL
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #532 on: 01 December 2013, 10:44:36 »
Quote from: PurpleDragon on 29 November 2013, 17:23:34
He is my roommate because he is a gamer and a trusted friend.  She isn't a gamer and has joined a couple of games with us, but despises being called a gamer nerd by her brother, the truck driver.   LOL

So get him gaming too ;)
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #533 on: 01 December 2013, 19:36:32 »
"Release the Kraken" is not the first response to player's being irritating.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #534 on: 01 December 2013, 20:18:26 »
Yeah, that tends to backfire badly.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #535 on: 02 December 2013, 00:51:27 »
I will not refer to expendable NPCs as "red shirts". 
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #536 on: 02 December 2013, 13:27:24 »
I can not claim overloading an unshielded magnetron next to my DVR as an "Act of God" on my homeowners insurance. Providing video of the sparks and flames does not help my case.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #537 on: 02 December 2013, 16:46:23 »
Quote from: wolfgar on 27 November 2013, 17:37:03
i am not allowed to build a merc company that is technically company sized and will fit inside a leopard class dropship

Which Leapord, the standard only holds 4 mechs and 2 asfs, the vehicle one only supports 12 vees, the CV only holds 6 fighters, and the PA only holds 4 squads of infantry, 2 small craft, and 2 asfs.

So all options only hold half a company, or maybe a company of halflings?
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #538 on: 02 December 2013, 18:21:16 »
Quote from: Notsonoble on 02 December 2013, 16:46:23
Which Leapord, the standard only holds 4 mechs and 2 asfs, the vehicle one only supports 12 vees, the CV only holds 6 fighters, and the PA only holds 4 squads of infantry, 2 small craft, and 2 asfs.

So all options only hold half a company, or maybe a company of halflings?

I am not allowed to demand artists make me a picture of a company of halflings in Battle Armor or face the Grisly Death of a Million Nags.

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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #539 on: 02 December 2013, 19:03:41 »
Quote from: PurpleDragon on 02 December 2013, 00:51:27
I will not refer to expendable NPCs as "red shirts".

I will not refer to the other PCs as such either. That one wins you no friends.
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