On an Archer:
"Not the ammo bin! Not the ammo bin! Ah, nuts!"
I'd put "Ammo bin moved, shoot elsewhere"
Similar topic: T-Shirt Ideas ...
I just worked security for Imagine dragons (fun summer job after teaching) ... I want a T-shirt that says "Imagine Dragoons" and a pic of N.K.
[edited to make more pg-13ish]