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BirdofPrey

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Samurai Wombat 4
« on: 19 October 2012, 09:34:37 »
*A slightly singed BoP surveys the remenants of Samurai Wombat IIIC.*
You've outdone yourself Wombat, what do our judges say?
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Re: Samurai Wombat 4
« Reply #1 on: 19 October 2012, 12:24:18 »
*pulls up a seat, and popcorn* OK...so...wow..the other thread filled fast once Wombat returned.
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Re: Samurai Wombat 4
« Reply #2 on: 19 October 2012, 12:34:34 »
And was more action-packed..... O0

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Re: Samurai Wombat 4
« Reply #3 on: 19 October 2012, 13:59:19 »
[StCptMara's left boot nods in agreement as it hops away.]
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Re: Samurai Wombat 4
« Reply #4 on: 19 October 2012, 17:09:02 »
Man that pig latin fro the last thread was murder
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Re: Samurai Wombat 4
« Reply #5 on: 19 October 2012, 19:49:57 »
MMMMM Rolls.
*BoP calls the orbital base to airdrop his Easy-BAke Oven so he can bake some bread*
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Re: Samurai Wombat 4
« Reply #6 on: 19 October 2012, 19:53:40 »
[There is faint, but definitely growing loder screaming from above, followed by a crashing sound as Achoo, blasted high up in the CBT site by Wombat exploding, crashes through the top of the thread and kersplats heavily onto the thread itself. He stands up, sort of, toters around for a few seconds, looks out of the screen and smiles a toothy (well, mostly toothy grin as some of the teeth are missing) and than falls over.]


Check please!
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Re: Samurai Wombat 4
« Reply #7 on: 19 October 2012, 20:06:40 »
Waiter, oh waiter
There's something in my soup.
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Re: Samurai Wombat 4
« Reply #8 on: 19 October 2012, 20:18:30 »
gargle gargle snort PLEH!

That's horrible! Pleh!
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Re: Samurai Wombat 4
« Reply #9 on: 20 October 2012, 00:06:22 »
Thunder rolls in as Truetanker drives thru the thread in his brand new blake rescued tank!

Hiya toots!

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Re: Samurai Wombat 4
« Reply #10 on: 20 October 2012, 07:36:19 »
[Wombat, hoping by inside StCptMara's boot, stops for a moment or two and pulls a red hot branding iron out of his pouch.]

"The trick is not burning your fuzzy-bits with it."

[Wombat proceeds to brand Achoo's buttcheeks with a large marsupial-shaped likeness, and then hops off in StCptMara's boot.]

**sound of bacon cooking**
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Re: Samurai Wombat 4
« Reply #11 on: 20 October 2012, 07:37:57 »
*Achoo explodes rather spectacularly for no apparent reason*
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Re: Samurai Wombat 4
« Reply #12 on: 20 October 2012, 07:44:42 »
[Wombat claps and squeals.]

"Again! Again!"
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Re: Samurai Wombat 4
« Reply #13 on: 20 October 2012, 13:06:39 »
Damn.  It's all fun and games until someone's butt checks get branded. 
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Re: Samurai Wombat 4
« Reply #14 on: 20 October 2012, 14:17:21 »
Achoo should have had that gas leak looked at.
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Re: Samurai Wombat 4
« Reply #15 on: 20 October 2012, 19:10:24 »
Nope. Know right where the leak comes from. And why. No need to check it.


Besides, I had that end checked a little while back.
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Re: Samurai Wombat 4
« Reply #16 on: 22 October 2012, 06:52:37 »
[Wombat, now dressed as a proctologist, smiles a big toothy grin and begins lubing up his widdle blue gloves.]
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Re: Samurai Wombat 4
« Reply #17 on: 22 October 2012, 07:03:21 »
I said that end has already been checked! Go check BoP! He may need rebooting.  }:)
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Re: Samurai Wombat 4
« Reply #18 on: 22 October 2012, 10:27:47 »
"Yes sir"

[Wombat salutes and puts on a miner's hat and turns on the light. Bird of Prey's eyes  bug out at least 20 times their normal size as Wombat begins spelunking up Bird of Prey's backside looking for the "reboot" switch.]
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Re: Samurai Wombat 4
« Reply #19 on: 22 October 2012, 10:32:53 »
Proximity warning, anti-Wombat device activated
*BoP explodes in a huge fireball painting the room cyborg.  A few bits of arm get stuck in Achoo's shin*
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Re: Samurai Wombat 4
« Reply #20 on: 22 October 2012, 10:53:44 »
Ouch.


Great reboot button, er, butt there BoP!
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Re: Samurai Wombat 4
« Reply #21 on: 22 October 2012, 11:49:18 »
[Wombat begins to ooze together, somewhat like the T-1000 in Terminator 2, but plenty more disgustingly. Unfortunatly, he gets put together wrong.]
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Re: Samurai Wombat 4
« Reply #22 on: 22 October 2012, 12:31:23 »
Oh Goodness, it's Saddam from the second Hot Shots movie.....
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Re: Samurai Wombat 4
« Reply #23 on: 22 October 2012, 13:30:14 »
I think he's a Picasso
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Re: Samurai Wombat 4
« Reply #24 on: 22 October 2012, 17:56:53 »
Funny wombat dosen't look like the fish, you sure he's one of them?

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Re: Samurai Wombat 4
« Reply #25 on: 22 October 2012, 19:02:32 »
Fishy fishy fish?
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Re: Samurai Wombat 4
« Reply #26 on: 22 October 2012, 19:50:08 »
*Another BoP airdrops into the thread*
Wow Wombat, that's a face only a mother could love, just not your mother.
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Re: Samurai Wombat 4
« Reply #27 on: 22 October 2012, 21:32:53 »
He looks like..........looks like.............
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Re: Samurai Wombat 4
« Reply #28 on: 23 October 2012, 09:25:15 »
**Wombat explodes.. Again**
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Re: Samurai Wombat 4
« Reply #29 on: 23 October 2012, 14:20:05 »
You should really get that looked into
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