"...isn't that a river in Egypt?"
[Wombat, now dressed as a very short and blue fuzzy Pharaoh, nods as if answering his own pun. He then looks around for a bit and, when nobody answers, he pulls a bottle of XXL-sized ACME™ beard and mustache growing creme out of his pouch and pours in on his fuzzy blue chin. Within seconds, Wombat grows a beard on his beard, so that his beard has a full luscious beard of it's own. Wombat smiles his approval and sticks his own head in his pouch for a few thousand selfies.]