Author Topic: The Tabernacle of SPAM (Read 10927 times)

Clangador · « **on:** 16 April 2011, 16:53:49 »

As per request of Sir Spamalot...

(Not endorsed by The Church of the Alpha-Omega Bomb, The ALMOST "Reformed" Church of the Alpha-Omega Bomb, or The Church of Resplendent Lights and/or The Church of the Cosmic All.)

But is endorsed by The Church of All Gods.

Oh' Lord {or Higher Being} (whatever you are) bless this SPAM so it might provide of us sustenance thru these hard times.

sir_spamalot · « **Reply #1 on:** 16 April 2011, 22:15:26 »

**Rubs chin** Yes, this will do nicely.... I suppose I'll have to do something about those non-inclusive authorities.... }:) ;)

Clangador · « **Reply #2 on:** 17 April 2011, 09:14:25 »

Quote from: sir_spamalot on 16 April 2011, 22:15:26

**Rubs chin** Yes, this will do nicely.... I suppose I'll have to do something about those non-inclusive authorities.... }:) ;)

Such as? ???

Clangador · « **Reply #3 on:** 18 April 2011, 11:31:04 »

*Ahem*

Clangador · « **Reply #4 on:** 23 April 2011, 12:06:07 »

Let us feast on the blessed SPAM on this holy day of The Bomb.

Clangador · « **Reply #5 on:** 14 May 2011, 16:46:57 »

*AHEM*

More posts and hurry!

sir_spamalot · « **Reply #6 on:** 15 May 2011, 17:16:01 »

I'm beginning to think your promotional services need to be adjusted. ;)

Clangador · « **Reply #7 on:** 21 May 2011, 13:36:51 »

Why is that?

sir_spamalot · « **Reply #8 on:** 22 May 2011, 09:26:35 »

All your ad representatives are small rodents, and not near as destructive as wombat.

Clangador · « **Reply #9 on:** 22 May 2011, 12:04:40 »

I am going to hire Ratzilla for future projects...

Clangador · « **Reply #10 on:** 06 November 2011, 11:41:56 »

Quote from: sir_spamalot on 22 May 2011, 09:26:35

All your ad representatives are small rodents, and not near as destructive as wombat.

That, sir*, is a given.

*I use the term loosely.

sir_spamalot · « **Reply #11 on:** 06 November 2011, 15:18:12 »

Bring in the subjects to worship me.... and wax the floors, those janitors aren't slipping around enough.

Clangador · « **Reply #12 on:** 12 November 2011, 16:27:54 »

Quote from: sir_spamalot on 06 November 2011, 15:18:12

Bring in the subjects to worship me.... and wax the floors, those janitors aren't slipping around enough.

Sounds like a job for anti-friction-man...

sir_spamalot · « **Reply #13 on:** 12 April 2013, 17:14:09 »

Sounds like this place has an Echo.... I mean, I have returned!

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #14 on:** 13 April 2013, 12:24:18 »

You are not a boomerang! >:(

sir_spamalot · « **Reply #15 on:** 15 April 2013, 11:32:01 »

**A boomerang hits achoo in the back of the head** Nope, but that is.

gopher · « **Reply #16 on:** 15 April 2013, 12:00:22 »

gopher's are rodents!

sir_spamalot · « **Reply #17 on:** 15 April 2013, 12:18:40 »

Why yes they are.... **pats the little guy and watches another boomerang hit achoo** And there's another.

sir_spamalot · « **Reply #18 on:** 21 March 2014, 10:12:48 »

The last wombat free safehaven.... **sets up priceless pants and chilli inferno IIC collection**

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #19 on:** 21 March 2014, 22:28:02 »

There is no such place as a place safe from Wombat. ;)

sir_spamalot · « **Reply #20 on:** 22 March 2014, 11:56:56 »

Three years and nary a sighting from the blue beast.... safest place so far.... ;D

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #21 on:** 25 March 2014, 21:44:59 »

1 page in three years. Wombat probably hasn't noticed it yet.

sir_spamalot · « **Reply #22 on:** 27 March 2014, 13:05:31 »

Low key... that's the safest way.... **Watches a tumble weed roll by** I named it Trevor.

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #23 on:** 24 June 2014, 21:55:36 »

I moved my mass on worship the bomb day. Did anybody else?

sir_spamalot · « **Reply #24 on:** 27 June 2014, 15:05:40 »

We're still doing the mass thing? ;)

wolfgar · « **Reply #25 on:** 28 June 2014, 10:20:15 »

When we remember its high mass day we do.

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #26 on:** 29 June 2014, 11:48:02 »

Most who post here have terrible memories. They need to roll higher than a 7 on 2d6 to get a critical memory roll. :P

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #27 on:** 29 June 2014, 12:14:18 »

What are you talking about? I always remember [FILE NOT FOUND]

truetanker · « **Reply #28 on:** 09 July 2014, 22:30:50 »

A 200 ton tank skids on the waxen floor trying to come to a complete stop. Instead makes a big dounut, finally stopping in front of Spamalot.

Who's staring down a turret full of barrels and missile tubes.

* HELLO! *

O:-)

TT

sir_spamalot · « **Reply #29 on:** 10 July 2014, 11:38:05 »

This thing is filthy. The layer of grime on these barrels and turrets is shameful. You should be ashamed of yourself soldier. What would your CO say... tsk tsk. I'll have no destruction inside my temple if you can take the time to clean your weaponry. Good day sir.... I say good day!

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #30 on:** 10 July 2014, 11:56:25 »

PREPARE THE SOAP CANNON

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #31 on:** 12 July 2014, 17:19:50 »

Wombat ate the soap cannon. Sorry.

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #32 on:** 12 July 2014, 18:04:39 »

What!?
I thought he ate the soup cannon

wolfgar · « **Reply #33 on:** 14 July 2014, 17:25:32 »

He ate that as well. Now I have no way to serve the chicken noodle soup. :-\

sir_spamalot · « **Reply #34 on:** 15 July 2014, 14:24:04 »

Well, there is doing it the old fashioned open can and cook it in a pot way... but only if you feel like a barbarian.

wolfgar · « **Reply #35 on:** 15 July 2014, 18:10:35 »

Nope, I'll use the Roman way. *Pulls the onager out of storage and preps it while the soup is heating in the pot.*

sir_spamalot · « **Reply #36 on:** 24 July 2014, 14:16:56 »

Excellent. I shall too cook... my famous spamistrone.

truetanker · « **Reply #37 on:** 24 July 2014, 17:04:06 »

Eh? Stone soup better, less calories and all.

TT

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #38 on:** 24 July 2014, 19:10:41 »

The food of dieters everywhere.

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #39 on:** 28 July 2014, 00:33:31 »

And stone soup fires so much better from the onager.

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #40 on:** 28 July 2014, 06:40:33 »

Only instant stone soup.
just add water

sir_spamalot · « **Reply #41 on:** 24 February 2015, 20:19:52 »

A real spamtacular update... This Thursday through Saturday I'll be in three more performances of the musical, Spamalot.... if you don't have tickets and will be in the area..... https://www.facebook.com/events/1593237864242918 :D O0 ;D :))