Author Topic: Can a Jedi lightsaber cut through Superman? And other dumb questions. (Read 30990 times)

MoneyLovinOgre4Hire · « **Reply #30 on:** 24 April 2011, 12:24:24 »

A Paranoia campaign would break out.

How many catgirls does it take to change a lightbulb?

guardiandashi · « **Reply #31 on:** 24 April 2011, 14:20:36 »

whats a lightbulb?

who is faster tron, or agent smith?

InSilence · « **Reply #32 on:** 24 April 2011, 15:03:46 »

Agent Smith.
I mean, he can be everywhere at once. Hard to be faster than omnipresence, eh?

On a related note: which are more awesome:

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Grim_Reaper · « **Reply #33 on:** 24 April 2011, 15:05:32 »

Quote from: guardiandashi on 24 April 2011, 14:20:36

whats a lightbulb?

who is faster tron, or agent smith?

Tron, in the origional on the grid a nanosecond was considered a long periord of time the MAtrix occurs more like in real time

MoneyLovinOgre4Hire · « **Reply #34 on:** 24 April 2011, 16:25:01 »

@InSilence: The First one, for actually remembering to put up something to protect the pilot.

What happens if we replace the Catalyst Demo Team with 100 monkeys with typewriters?

Libertadkrieger · « **Reply #35 on:** 24 April 2011, 17:25:08 »

Quote from: MoneyLovinOgre4Hire on 24 April 2011, 16:25:01

@InSilence: The First one, for actually remembering to put up something to protect the pilot.

What happens if we replace the Catalyst Demo Team with 100 monkeys with typewriters?

Product quality increases by 68%

What would happen if a Jedi piloted a 'mech?

Phell · « **Reply #36 on:** 24 April 2011, 17:30:56 »

Kai Allard Liao ;D

What kind of mech would jesus pilot?

Diamondshark · « **Reply #37 on:** 24 April 2011, 17:48:37 »

One with UMU.

What mech would Mr. T pilot?

MoneyLovinOgre4Hire · « **Reply #38 on:** 24 April 2011, 17:59:47 »

None, and he pities the fool who thinks he needs a mech. (And it has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that he can't get a neurohelmet on over that mohawk.)

What happens if a Reaper (Mass Effect) meets the Daleks?

Diamondshark · « **Reply #39 on:** 25 April 2011, 06:12:00 »

Precentor Pantless happens.

What inherently makes a Red Shirt more prone to die?

Phell · « **Reply #40 on:** 25 April 2011, 07:19:11 »

No dental plan

How come noboddy ever survives sleeping with james bond?

lowrolling · « **Reply #41 on:** 25 April 2011, 07:23:16 »

He is that afraid of commitment.

Why do my dice never roll above 5 on the initiative?

generaldisaster · « **Reply #42 on:** 25 April 2011, 08:57:16 »

You're rolling a D4.

What would happen if I drew an Atlas on an Atlas?

Grim_Reaper · « **Reply #43 on:** 25 April 2011, 09:14:07 »

you get a mech which no one can fold back up properly

what would happen of the burger king met the dairy queen

generaldisaster · « **Reply #44 on:** 25 April 2011, 09:34:46 »

Holland.

Which four 'Mechs would form a 70's pop group?

MoneyLovinOgre4Hire · « **Reply #45 on:** 25 April 2011, 10:13:12 »

Any four that are armed with popguns.

What's Theodore Kurita's favorite band?

Stormcrow · « **Reply #46 on:** 25 April 2011, 10:14:47 »

Atlas, Berserker, Banshee, Annihilator (ABBA)

Has anyone found a legitimate rhyme for 'purple'?

generaldisaster · « **Reply #47 on:** 25 April 2011, 10:37:50 »

A scottish couple.

If Assault mechs deserve Rock, and Heavy Mechs deserve Metal, what genre do Scout Mechs deserve?

StCptMara · « **Reply #48 on:** 25 April 2011, 11:07:52 »

Yackety Sax.

So.....how far can you shoot steel-cable-restrained diplomat out of the Gauss Rifle from Kai's upgraded Yen-lo-Wang?

Demon55 · « **Reply #49 on:** 25 April 2011, 11:22:39 »

Quote from: StCptMara on 25 April 2011, 11:07:52

Yackety Sax.

So.....how far can you shoot steel-cable-restrained diplomat out of the Gauss Rifle from Kai's upgraded Yen-lo-Wang?

Depends how the diplomat is ripped up by the forces that it will undergo while beign sent out of it as its shredded body will affect the ballistics.

guardiandashi · « **Reply #50 on:** 25 April 2011, 13:13:42 »

depends on the ballistic properties of your average diplomat

MoneyLovinOgre4Hire · « **Reply #51 on:** 25 April 2011, 13:15:16 »

What do we do to people who don't ask a question?

guardiandashi · « **Reply #52 on:** 25 April 2011, 14:03:59 »

assume they are giving you a bye? and either answer the previous question or just go on.

who can hack a computer faster the joker, or the flash?

lowrolling · « **Reply #53 on:** 25 April 2011, 14:42:05 »

Chuck Norris.

Am I wrong for renaming the neighbor's bass boat SLS McKenna?

Phell · « **Reply #54 on:** 25 April 2011, 16:06:07 »

most certainly.

If you gave McGiver seven paperclips a rubber band and spring, what sort of mech could he make?

MoneyLovinOgre4Hire · « **Reply #55 on:** 25 April 2011, 16:17:21 »

None whatsoever. Macgyver, on the other hand, could build a LAM that utilized experimental Clan equipment.

If Samuel L Jackson was a mechwarrior, what would he pilot.

Diamondshark · « **Reply #56 on:** 25 April 2011, 16:50:18 »

He IS a mech. :D

What should I do in honor of my 200th post? ;)

lowrolling · « **Reply #57 on:** 25 April 2011, 17:19:40 »

Pick on Achoo in the Samurai Wombat IIC thread.

How long would it take Chuck Norris to beat a Casper SDS Warship?

Doug Glendower · « **Reply #58 on:** 26 April 2011, 17:14:06 »

Two hours longer than it would take Theodore Roosevelt.

If death had come up on TR while he was awake, what game would TR picked to ensure maximum death-ass-kickingness?

Bowman · « **Reply #59 on:** 26 April 2011, 17:36:37 »

Whatever game Bill and Ted beat Death with in Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey.

Which is cooler? The Tardis or the time travelling phone booth from Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure?