Author Topic: The chaotic bar and inn (Read 9225 times)

chaotic38 · « **on:** 27 January 2011, 21:18:30 »

After putting the sign on the window the chaotic went to the counter. Those who saw the sign would read "Now open"

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #1 on:** 27 January 2011, 22:29:10 »

What makes this bar more chaotic than any of the other ones?

chaotic38 · « **Reply #2 on:** 27 January 2011, 22:38:56 »

A Chaotic walks up to Achoo "Maily because what's more chaotic than a shop entirely run by chaotic?"
OOC: chaotic can either be plural or singular

Grim_Reaper · « **Reply #3 on:** 27 January 2011, 22:53:00 »

Quote from: chaotic38 on 27 January 2011, 22:38:56

A Chaotic walks up to Achoo "Maily because what's more chaotic than a shop entirely run by chaotic?"
OOC: chaotic can either be plural or singular

and either way just as messy or smelly

chaotic38 · « **Reply #4 on:** 27 January 2011, 23:59:49 »

"But, it's a lot more chaotic."

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #5 on:** 28 January 2011, 00:34:46 »

Dude, this is the hall. Calling something chaotic down here is barely even noticeable over the background level of chaos.

GreenDragon · « **Reply #6 on:** 28 January 2011, 02:38:15 »

No Wombats, Falchions, or DaSkwerls, can't be all that chaotic. But, since Achoo is here, DaSkwerl is likely lurking nearby. I'll give the place a try. Who knows, my evil alter-ego from Tassa's might show up...

Wombat · « **Reply #7 on:** 28 January 2011, 08:07:55 »

[A burnt and somewhat smoking marsupial suit waddles in all by itself (no Wombat inside). The fur sits down in a booth and orders a milkshake and begins slurping on it.]

Falchion · « **Reply #8 on:** 28 January 2011, 09:29:55 »

Several Falchions wander in and have themselves seated. One of them starts gnawing on a Chaotic.

"I like this place, it's chaotic!"

Wombat · « **Reply #9 on:** 28 January 2011, 10:11:38 »

[the empty marsupial suit seems to agree.]

chaotic38 · « **Reply #10 on:** 28 January 2011, 11:01:05 »

A chaotic pulled out a AK-74. "It may be chaotic but eating them is not allowed in here"

Grim_Reaper · « **Reply #11 on:** 28 January 2011, 11:05:15 »

they probably taste terrible annyways

Wombat · « **Reply #12 on:** 28 January 2011, 11:06:04 »

[The empty marsupial suit proceeds to give itself a bath in some onion soup.]

chaotic38 · « **Reply #13 on:** 28 January 2011, 11:12:39 »

Chaotic shoots the Falchion

Falchion · « **Reply #14 on:** 28 January 2011, 11:57:23 »

"5.45x39! My favorite diet food!"

The Falchions eagerly start eating the bullets.

Wombat · « **Reply #15 on:** 28 January 2011, 12:13:50 »

[the empty marsupial suit contines to soak up the soup.]

chaotic38 · « **Reply #16 on:** 28 January 2011, 17:28:56 »

A chaotic walks up to the marsipal suit "What is your form of paying?"

"It's on the house" the chaotic said while shooting the Falchion

Wombat · « **Reply #17 on:** 28 January 2011, 17:37:30 »

[The empty marsupial suit shrugs and scratches itself and, predictably, says nothing.]

chaotic38 · « **Reply #18 on:** 28 January 2011, 18:08:19 »

The owner hears this one and says "For today and tomorrow everything is free"

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #19 on:** 28 January 2011, 21:21:43 »

You see? NOW the place is actually chaotic! 8)

Do you have a wine list? ;)

chaotic38 · « **Reply #20 on:** 28 January 2011, 23:07:57 »

"Anything you can think of we have" the chaotic said

Falchion · « **Reply #21 on:** 29 January 2011, 00:16:08 »

Falchion sidles over to the Wombat suit and tries it on for size.

GreenDragon · « **Reply #22 on:** 29 January 2011, 00:57:05 »

I'll have a Holy Bartender!

Wombat · « **Reply #23 on:** 29 January 2011, 01:13:41 »

[The marsupial suit, now on Falchion, accidently fires a missle out of a trophy case (honestly, who leaves a loaded missle launcher in a case??) and impales the bartender. One holy bartender.]

GreenDragon · « **Reply #24 on:** 29 January 2011, 02:02:29 »

Ah, now that's the kind of service you just don't see in the Customer Service Industry these days: a bartender willing to give his all to make the customer happy. ^-^
ooc: the Devil smily got replaced by a whipweilding one - I'm sure to make use of that sometime, but I'm sure gonna miss the other.

chaotic38 · « **Reply #25 on:** 29 January 2011, 10:16:35 »

Another chaotic comes to the counter

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #26 on:** 29 January 2011, 19:45:58 »

Sorry. My twised and sick mind just went somewhere....... :)

GreenDragon · « **Reply #27 on:** 29 January 2011, 20:35:51 »

Get your sick twisted mind off the counter - its unsanitary!

Grim_Reaper · « **Reply #28 on:** 29 January 2011, 21:50:45 »

Quote from: The Mighty ACHOO on 29 January 2011, 19:45:58

Sorry. My twised and sick mind just went somewhere....... :)

soo quoted

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #29 on:** 29 January 2011, 23:21:52 »

Hey! It's the mind I got issued! Do you know how hard it is to requisition a new mind?