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Title: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 11 July 2021, 13:54:37: Ahhhhhh, the smell of a brand new bar! No burn marks! No smell of fire damage! No patched holes in the roof! No patched small arms fire holes in the wall! Lovely!

That will last only for maybe a few posts.

[Achoo turns on the Open sign and retreats to one of the many small bunkers and hidey holes scattered about the bar after grabbing a beer, a bowl of pretzels and a barmaid.]
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: Wrangler on 11 July 2021, 14:34:49: (Wrangler walk through the door.)
Niceee. Shiny new bar, hot cat girl waitresses.

(https://bg.battletech.com/forums/mechwarrior-hall/the-underground-slightly-aromatic-and-somewhat-moist-lair-of-the-mighty-achoo!/?action=dlattach;attach=63522)

(Orders Dark one from the bar)
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: rebs on 11 July 2021, 15:15:05: :::a dropship lands outside. Rebs disembarks and enters the bar:::

I like hot barmaids, and I like cold vodka and cranberry. And the occasional fusionaire.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: BirdofPrey on 11 July 2021, 15:32:42: [The B1000 model of BoP slowly oozes up from the floor]

Nice bar you got here. Be a shame if anything were to happen to it.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: Wrangler on 11 July 2021, 16:07:03: How heck did you get from the floor? Their was quite bit of ....toxic stuff this place was built on.. (peers at the noteputer giving run down of the exStar League superfund site info for the new bar.)
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: BirdofPrey on 11 July 2021, 17:09:33: Toxic to you maybe
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 12 July 2021, 16:16:54: You to may be toxic.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: BirdofPrey on 12 July 2021, 16:27:14: It's only a problem if you fail to dispose of me properly
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: Wrangler on 12 July 2021, 16:29:33: I think he maybe made out of tonic, not toxic. His warranty would have been void if he was.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 14 July 2021, 21:23:17: You can make toxic tonics. I would not recommend drinking one, but it can be done.........wait, I remember a recipe for one.

Here it is!
https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=toxic+tonic+recipe&docid=608029324688687670&mid=09F21AD9426920385A1E09F21AD9426920385A1E&view=detail&FORM=VIRE
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: Wrangler on 14 July 2021, 21:42:19: (Suddenly, one the burly Weasel bar tenders grabs Bird of Prey and mashes him into one of the mixers since he's part tonic, begins to use their ad-och distillery refine him into a fine cocktail for the more adventures people using their boss's recipe he supplied them.)
(https://media.giphy.com/media/GLAwiO6Hc3BEjUrAVE/giphy.gif)
[Some weasel drinkers at the bar begin drinking it up]

hmm i don't think that's drink I'd want.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 16 July 2021, 11:13:49: I know it isn't what I am going to even consider touching, let alone drink. I would rather take my chances with a gauss pop machine.

[Achoo puts a C Bill into the GPM Mk IVC6 mod 3. Internally the machine rolls a d6 die, gets a 6 and opens fire with a hypervelocity can of Jolt IIC. Achoo exits rapidly, stage right, not quite conscious, not quite unconscious.]
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: Wrangler on 22 July 2021, 08:34:05: [Wrangler watches the Vender machine turn slowly towards Achoo and then fires the can of Jolt IIC at him sending him through the air and the wall behind him with cloud dust.]

Man that's has serious kick!
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 22 July 2021, 13:42:58: Ouch.......
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: BirdofPrey on 22 July 2021, 14:13:56: [BoP from the last thread wanders in]

Yes, I'd like a tall glass of me.

You still buying those cursed machines Achoo?
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 22 July 2021, 14:18:43: No. The damned things just show up on their own. And they get damned indignant if you try and remove them.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: rebs on 22 July 2021, 14:22:30: Don't make the machine indignant. Ever see the Animatrix?
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: BirdofPrey on 22 July 2021, 14:24:52: Oh so then it's YOU that's cursed.
That or you need to stop building atop an ancient burial site or something.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: Wrangler on 23 July 2021, 08:53:59: [Wrangler carefully walks to the Vending Machine and looks at tiny manufacturing plate on the side. Then squints since it's bit on the small print size. (NOT SUSPESIOUS?)]

OH, that's the problem. This thing made by subsidiary of Clang-o-Corp. Weapons, Snack and Soda Vending Machines LTD.

Wait, that means there stuff in this thing OTHER than Soda & Snacks?

[Peers at the selections, including Jolt IIC, WomPop, ClangCrab Cakes, Instant Inferno Tacos (Inferno Fuel included), ThermoDetonators, BlakeCakes, and etc]
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: BirdofPrey on 23 July 2021, 22:52:47: See what happens when you don't take that contract with the BoP Industries Food, Beverage and Miscellany Vending Branch?
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: Wrangler on 24 July 2021, 17:54:28: Won't that result in the same sort of machine?

??? . . o o O O (Hmmm does that mean it won't have tracked and fired it's choosen "beverage" or "refreshment" or armament at the buyer it was vending too?)
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: BirdofPrey on 24 July 2021, 19:43:08: Yes, but they're at least 20% less cursed and $50 cheaper.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 25 July 2021, 16:33:03: And 20 times more likely to catch fire or just explode for no damned good reason whatsoever....... 8)
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: BirdofPrey on 25 July 2021, 17:47:44: We haven't had any reliability complaints
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: rebs on 25 July 2021, 18:28:58: Which oddly resembles a 100% kill rate on the surface.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: BirdofPrey on 25 July 2021, 18:56:29: {BoP writes that down as: Effectiveness Guaranteed}
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: Wrangler on 25 July 2021, 19:19:51: (Quickly, with draws from the vending machine.)

Hmm, doesn't that make Achoo a survivor who could claim money from flawed machine.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 28 July 2021, 18:25:23: KABLAM KABLAM

Achoo walks back in holding his double barreled pump action 1 gauge shotgun to inspect the now smoking remains of the gauss pop machine.

I take my frustrations with these things out quite personally.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: BirdofPrey on 28 July 2021, 18:53:45: Quote from: Wrangler on 25 July 2021, 19:19:51
(Quickly, with draws from the vending machine.)

Hmm, doesn't that make Achoo a survivor who could claim money from flawed machine.
but it was the haunted Clang machine that failed to kill Achoo. I have no idea what Clang-o-Corps policy is other than it's probably terrible.

{BoP makes a call to have a new "better" machine installed}
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: Wrangler on 28 July 2021, 19:12:29: Well, I'm guessing that can't be fix.

(https://bg.battletech.com/forums/mechwarrior-hall/welcome-to-the-mechwarrior-bar-and-salohma-club-iii-c4/?action=dlattach;attach=63790)
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 29 July 2021, 19:20:46: Defined "fixed". Able to be fixed into operable condition? No. Bad attitude and propensity to open fire fixed permanently? Yes.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: Wrangler on 05 August 2021, 10:17:00: I guess you fixed that thing's wagon.

[Wrangler hears mild machine on tracks noises behind him. He then looks and suddenly another gauss pop machine has appeared.]

Wow, their aggressive in their product placement at Clang-o-Corp.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 05 August 2021, 21:03:25: Their agressiveness is not limited to product placement.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: BirdofPrey on 06 August 2021, 01:58:24: Not for long

[The brand new BoP Industries Soft Drink and Assorted Fluids Vending Machine^TM, seeing its new rival installed across from it, launches a Lemon Flavor flavored soda at the Clang machine]
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: Wrangler on 06 August 2021, 06:10:21: [Down the street other vending machines begins there never ending war for customers]

(https://i0.wp.com/retroist.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/pepsi-transformer-fight.jpg?resize=768%2C548&ssl=1)
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 06 August 2021, 18:44:07: *sigh* The bar destruction has begun and it is because of a soft drink marketing war ................................ well, that is a first for here.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: Wrangler on 06 August 2021, 22:49:43: Don't worry, those runts are getting squashed by UrbanMech, with some Achoonian police.

(https://bg.battletech.com/forums/mechwarrior-hall/welcome-to-the-mechwarrior-bar-and-salohma-club-iii-c4/?action=dlattach;attach=63864)

Their not IN the bar. The Jolt IIC soda firing thing is with PoB vending machine.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 07 August 2021, 21:43:43: Somehow that does not comfort me.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: rebs on 07 August 2021, 21:58:02: I love how Urbies look like R2-D2 with guns. It's the same effect, drunk or sober.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 08 August 2021, 13:53:49: That they do. Or a trash can with legs. ::)
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: BirdofPrey on 08 August 2021, 15:37:01: Well then there's no excuse for littering
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: Wrangler on 08 August 2021, 17:32:09: Quote from: BirdofPrey on 08 August 2021, 15:37:01
Well then there's no excuse for littering

Apparently no parking after midnight. They used Hunchbacks to clear out them out of the slums of New Achoolluna City.
(https://bg.battletech.com/forums/mechwarrior-hall/welcome-to-the-mechwarrior-bar-and-salohma-club-iii-c4/?action=dlattach;attach=63908)
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: rebs on 08 August 2021, 19:15:29: Jeeez! An AC/20 blast for blocking a fire hydrant! That'll leave a mark.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 08 August 2021, 19:45:54: It is a no parking zone! You get one warning shot, well, shot. If you are still there 20 minutes later my old Pillager with twin AC/20's will enforce the no parking rule, then use the 'Mech sized broom and dustpan to clean up the debris. ^-^
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: Wrangler on 09 August 2021, 06:14:41: Can't say your not keeping the streets clean.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 09 August 2021, 17:12:47: I am still trying to get a street sweeper sixed to allow a 'Mech to drive the thing..................
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: Wrangler on 18 August 2021, 15:07:26: Your trying to have a MECH drive street cleaner machine? Thing must be the size of a small Mobile Structure.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 19 August 2021, 16:12:36: I have a couple battle salvaged "mobile homes" .................... at least that is what the paperwork states .......................... ::)
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: Wrangler on 19 August 2021, 18:37:13: Hey, there one now! (Wrangler points outside)

(https://bg.battletech.com/forums/mechwarrior-hall/welcome-to-the-mechwarrior-bar-and-salohma-club-iii-c4/?action=dlattach;attach=64104)
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: wolfgar on 21 August 2021, 14:03:10: "Sir, I'm picking up the outline of a, Winnebago."
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 21 August 2021, 17:49:44: I hate Winnebago's.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: Wrangler on 21 August 2021, 19:18:01: I'd becareful, they may hate you back with 120mm cannon fire...
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 24 August 2021, 12:49:10: It's a Winnebago on tracks. They have no weapons [other than what the passengers happen to be carrying], no armor and no real usefull purpose. Besides, you can do way better than buying a Winnebago.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: Wrangler on 01 September 2021, 07:08:28: I'm sure Dan's used combat vehicles emporium could fix that unarmed status.

[Drinks his Rum, then remembers he needs look into hiring more "disposable" combat vehicle crews given last raid went badly for them.]
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 01 September 2021, 19:49:41: Dan learned everything he knows from working for ClangaCorp. That is not a good thing.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 02 October 2021, 13:02:09: Uhm ........................................... who locked the doors and put up a closed sign?
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: wolfgar on 02 October 2021, 13:33:22: sorry, i've been distracted by various issues like needing a new firestarter
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: Wrangler on 02 October 2021, 17:49:41: Well, apparently ad in the ComStar Times noted on page 39 (Wrangler squints see fine print) that some back mortgages weren't paid so it was foreclosed.

Someone name Wombat had taken loan out in Achoo's name for gambling adventures.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 05 October 2021, 16:05:59: Comstar Times? That is soooooooooo last century!
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: Wrangler on 05 October 2021, 20:20:50: It's surviving fragment of Comstar, it was broken up but some parts keep going. Like Timex. Takes a licking and keeps on ticking (time bomb)
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 06 October 2021, 22:25:15: ComStar Times got WOBed a long time ago, then went RoS and is now trying iLclan butt smooching.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: Wrangler on 07 October 2021, 19:38:44: ilClan Gazette We bring your authorized news to YOU or we get your money back!
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 07 October 2021, 23:47:51: Huh, all the news we decide is best to force feed you as propaganda, er, the truth as your iLclan overlords you should be thinking.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: Wrangler on 08 October 2021, 05:39:47: Not mine! I be a honest mercenary between gigs, waiting to make the next score.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: wolfgar on 08 October 2021, 16:04:12: i started off that way, then i found an "Lost" system and became one of their primary leaders. i have too much paperwork to be able to go out and have fun like that now
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: Wrangler on 08 October 2021, 22:17:17: As long it's not Van Zandt. That's currently owned various parties, while not quite united will kick anyones butt.

Unlike here on Achooluna.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 08 October 2021, 22:51:05: Hey! We resemble that remark!. We can still kick butt with the best of them! Organized? United? Not so much .................... But we agree that booze is good, beer nuts are awesome and agree to not talk politics or religion.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: Wrangler on 11 October 2021, 19:02:02: but you got be nut to live here or nutzs.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 13 October 2021, 17:45:20: And? >:D Around here we don't even try to hide that fact!
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: Wrangler on 14 October 2021, 18:15:30: Sure you do! You have lure the normies into the bar for increase sales of liquor normal people don't buy.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 15 October 2021, 14:14:49: Lure the normies? What are normies? There is a guy named Norm that stops in regularly, but nothing normy-ish ever wanders into this place.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: Wrangler on 15 October 2021, 19:51:43: normies = normal. People who have money (usually)
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: rebs on 15 October 2021, 19:59:10: I thought we got drunk for free up in here...
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: Wrangler on 15 October 2021, 21:37:33: How do you think we get the booze made? Aint' free.

(Looks side ways in a backroom of the bar, sees row of exBird of Prey drones bodies converted into Moonshine (Lunashine?) stills.)
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: BirdofPrey on 16 October 2021, 13:51:50: Hey, just because you didn't pay for those doesn't make them free
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: Wrangler on 16 October 2021, 14:20:01: I'm sure you were charging for each body which was being used for other things. However, Achoo been likely super charging you for the damage caused as they ending with those bodies becoming....salvageable.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: wolfgar on 16 October 2021, 17:49:18: in other words, suck it up and hand me that portion of small intestine so i can get this other still built
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 16 October 2021, 18:14:19: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: wolfgar on 16 October 2021, 19:32:12: i'm glad that amuses you, you crotchety old bastard
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 17 October 2021, 12:25:17: Why thank you! I am glad that you are glad that I am glad that you are glad that I am glad that you are glad that you amused me. And that is Mr. Crotchety Old Bastard, damn it!
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: Wrangler on 17 October 2021, 14:54:38: (Wrangler spots Fritz's the Wombat cousin, (since he can read & write) hangs a sign on Achoo's back "Mr. Crotchety Old Bastard! Too YOU!")
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: BirdofPrey on 17 October 2021, 15:26:02: Shall I post up a "Get off the lawn" sign for us all to ignore?
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: Wrangler on 17 October 2021, 17:21:14: Sure, I'm sure Achoo won't mind.

As long as we don't dress him up as Mr. Magoo if he passes out, he should be fine with it.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: wolfgar on 17 October 2021, 22:21:55: Can we dress him up as Poirot instead?
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 18 October 2021, 14:27:42: As long as I get to dress Wrangler up as a maid and get to call him Susan.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: Wrangler on 18 October 2021, 14:40:09: Bad News: Hell, No!
Use one of the exBird of Preys drones if your desperate for Davion-French Maid.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: wolfgar on 20 October 2021, 05:44:02: but they don't struggle right
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 21 October 2021, 15:05:18: I'm a Taurian. Anything I can do to embarrass a Federat is worth doing!
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: rebs on 23 October 2021, 00:18:35: Yeah! And if they even look at you sideways, you WILL NUKE THEIR STUPID ASSES!
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: Wrangler on 23 October 2021, 09:36:27: [Meanwhile, on New Avalon.]

(https://media.giphy.com/media/oe33xf3B50fsc/giphy.gif)

[Hours later, remains of the FedSuns 1st New Avalon Hussars LCT begin to mobilize for Achoo's hideout, with orders to obliterate.]
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: wolfgar on 23 October 2021, 15:28:02: They'll bounce like they did last time, then pick up their pieces and go home with their tails between their legs like the rats they are.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 23 October 2021, 19:28:52: That wasn't me! Nobody trusts me with THOSE launch codes! Not even me! Sounds like something the Kuritans or the Blakists have access to, not me.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: Wrangler on 24 October 2021, 13:52:34: Not sure your believable.....

(https://bg.battletech.com/forums/mechwarrior-hall/welcome-to-the-mechwarrior-bar-and-salohma-club-iii-c4/?action=dlattach;attach=65072)
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 24 October 2021, 20:43:57: My lawn darts don't have that symbol on them. They have this one ....... it's totally different!
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: Wrangler on 25 October 2021, 17:16:23: Given the body count in the "throne room" i certain don't doubt potency of that symbol.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 26 October 2021, 14:56:06: It turns out that Chili Inferno IIC is considered to be a chemical agent under the Ares Accords. Go figure. It's a food, a chemical warfare agent and an explosive all at the same time. >:D >:D >:D :thumbsup: :thumbsup: 8) ^-^ ^-^ ^-^
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: Wrangler on 10 November 2021, 08:36:35: (As Wrangler enjoys a drink at the bar, his Milcode pops up offering contract on Achooluna.)
Wat...
(He reads quickly, stating urgent report of the unsanctioned attack by the remains of the First Avalon Hussars were jump away. All militia / Military forces are being put on high alert. High Salvage and High Pay being offered. Clang Inc shares being offer as part of the pay.)

[hmmm...that pretty suspect given way these guy paid. Likely taking loose change out of the pockets of Feddies they bumped off...Clang shres properly crayon written...]

Well, maybe there other contracts I can bag....(Wrangler mumbles to himself)

Hey, Achoo, sounds like you maybe having visitors soon.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 10 November 2021, 20:07:10: As long as they are polite to the maids, pay the bills for their food and drinks and don't do anything as stupid as trying to invade they are welcome. Otherwise I will be far less than polite.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: Wrangler on 11 November 2021, 07:15:59: You kinda blew up their home planet. Polite isn't on their agenda I would think.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 11 November 2021, 18:22:51: I have never blown up anyone's home planet. Or somebody's home planet. I may have blown up the home planet of a bunch of nobody's, but that was "canon" decades ago. I dropped Wombat and 5000 metric tons of Chili Inferno IIC4 on it.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: Wrangler on 12 November 2021, 06:54:29: Oh you must been framed!
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 12 November 2021, 14:28:22: Getting framed for things is nothing new for me. It happens all of the time. Sometimes the people trying to frame me almost gets things right using manufactured evidence. I make no effort to correct their mistakes. Don't interrupt your enemies when they are making mistakes. It ever so much annoys them, reduces your chances to use their stupidity against them and may, just may, cause them to rethink their tactics.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: BirdofPrey on 17 November 2021, 17:42:12: Did you at least get a nice frame? Something that's not going to go out of style in 3 years?
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 17 November 2021, 21:42:03: I got a bed frame, does that count?
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: wolfgar on 17 November 2021, 22:58:46: Thats at least a comfortable frame, usually
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: Wrangler on 18 November 2021, 07:15:07: Well, I guess it's okay for a frame.

(https://bg.battletech.com/forums/mechwarrior-hall/welcome-to-the-mechwarrior-bar-and-salohma-club-iii-c4/?action=dlattach;attach=65333)
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 18 November 2021, 18:40:27: 9Achoo whacks Wrangler with his cane because he damned well feels like it.)
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: boilerman on 26 November 2021, 20:39:58: Nice to see that the more things change, the more they stay the same. Right down to the chili.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: wolfgar on 26 November 2021, 23:15:09: I wouldn't know, the chili is too spicy for me
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: boilerman on 26 November 2021, 23:28:15: You don't have to eat it, just sniff the air to know.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 27 November 2021, 01:32:06: Pssst. You need to be careful sniffing the air around Wolfgar. And Wrangler. Gas issues. xp xp xp ::)
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: boilerman on 27 November 2021, 12:21:07: Can't be any worse than Wombat, but point taken.

I need a new gas mask anyway, one with a drinking straw.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: Wrangler on 27 November 2021, 14:20:46: Given the time spent in the in his Throne Room. Achoo has far more amble air supply than either me or wolfgar.

(Wrangler glances at the Archoo's Throne room gauges which are showing up in bright red as being in the "Uh-Oh" air quality.)

(https://clipground.com/images/gauge-clipart-13.jpg)
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: wolfgar on 27 November 2021, 21:09:19: Tosses Boilerman a spare gas mask (one with a drinking tube)

Never leave home without three of those things. Don't know why, but the old man said not to and he hasn't come up wrong except where women are concerned.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 29 November 2021, 13:17:23: Quote from: Wrangler on 27 November 2021, 14:20:46
Given the time spent in the in his Throne Room. Achoo has far more amble air supply than either me or wolfgar.

(Wrangler glances at the Archoo's Throne room gauges which are showing up in bright red as being in the "Uh-Oh" air quality.)

(https://clipground.com/images/gauge-clipart-13.jpg)

I have an amble air supply? Does that mean that the air handling units are mobile or that there is just a strong breeze?
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: Wrangler on 29 November 2021, 20:59:45: I think that means there not enough air clearing out the methane you got in there. Or you won't have bodies on the floor like that. That Karnov Propeller seems to have rusted up.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 01 December 2021, 23:21:06: I can take care of that quickly!

[Achoo pulls out a remote control and turns on the exhaust fans that sound like about a dozen C130 engines starting up. As hurricane force winds begin swirling around a series of igniters ignites the exhaust fumes creating fire plumes rising over 100 meters into the sky.]

There you go! Enjoy the breeze!
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 08 December 2021, 19:12:20: Achoo quietly installs a flagpole and runs up the flag of the fallen Star League. He then lowers it to half mast, goes behind the counter and voids the bar tab for Twycross, pours himself a mug of Timbique Dark and raises it in a toast.

To Twycross, may he rest in peace. He will be remembered in the Halls with great fondness.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: Wrangler on 08 December 2021, 19:32:34: (splat!) Oofff. That fan worked too well.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 12 December 2021, 18:18:55: Especially since I had it turned to the lowest power setting, yes!
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: Wrangler on 21 December 2021, 07:53:40: (Wrangler get a "BEEP" on his Notepad. He then reads......New Avalon Hussars had arrived, they're engaged with Achoonian hooligans in orbit.)

(https://64.media.tumblr.com/e6d26150903ddb81149d087b3e477da0/tumblr_oj85x99Caj1ujca6vo1_500.gif)

[Meanwhile in Orbit from the bridge of Avalon Cruiser, Andrew Davion]

<Don't ask how they got the Andrew Davion back, its long story involving....unspeakable entanglements with criminals.>
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 21 December 2021, 16:46:15: Wait ............ I have hooligans? Really. NOBODY ever does what I ask them to do. How can they be MY hooligans?

Oh well, as long as the customers buy drinks, are polite to the catgirl waitresses and shoot Wombat a lot I don't care. Business is business.

But really ........ I have hooligans .......... in orbit ................ *sigh*
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: BirdofPrey on 22 December 2021, 05:52:35: Can I interest you in a portable ground to orbit cannon? (note: any difficulties with local authorities over destroying their power grid firing it is entirely on you. BoP Industries is not responsible for improper use of its products)
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: Wrangler on 22 December 2021, 07:26:42: [Meanwhile in the polar region, a Clang Inc. rental Ion Cannon starts firing.]
(https://cdn.obsidianportal.com/assets/214738/tumblr_lzzpnnV0lr1qdku5lo1_500.gif)

[For a Limited Time Offer! First 8 Volley barrage for half the price!]

8 Million C Bills per Shot, check with you're arms dealer if Ion Cannons are right for you. SAY YES!
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 23 December 2021, 19:18:20: Huh? What the heck? Those idiots are not even firing in the right sector! The Federats are on the other side of the planet! Who is maning that weapon? SPACEBALLS?????!!?! Really? Well, there goes the planet!
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: Wombat on 23 December 2021, 23:02:29: I love Spaceballs. Then again, I also think Coincidance by Handsome Dancer is a wonderful music video.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 24 December 2021, 14:16:42: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! IT DOES EXIST! *THUD*
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: Wrangler on 25 December 2021, 00:07:04: (As the explosions increase on the outside of the bar, sudden the fighting stops with explosions.....with Christmas boxes dropping....)
(https://bg.battletech.com/forums/mechwarrior-hall/welcome-to-the-mechwarrior-bar-and-salohma-club-iii-c4/?action=dlattach;attach=65715)
Oh, well at least the Wombat slowed them down. A Christmas miracle?
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 25 December 2021, 16:44:04: A Federat invasion is nothing compared to a Wombat invasion.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: Wrangler on 26 December 2021, 14:04:07: Well, wombat comes but once a season. So you should be okay.

[Notices Mechs dropping through the Atmosphere.]

Well, this will be interesting. (Takes drink before heading to his Thunderhawk.)
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 26 December 2021, 14:48:10: [Makes sure that everything valuable is hidden, locked down, camouflaged, trapped and inaccessible to anyone who cannot teleport.]

[Makes sure that there is plenty of grain alcohol, bourbon, tequila, pharaoh beer, timbiqui dark, sandwich fixings, ordering more sandwhich fixings, beer nuts, etc.]

Hmmmmm, do I need to post signs for invasion specials? Oh, and did we mine all of the obvious drop points properly? Better arrange for more minefields to be deployed. We need to greet the damned Federats properly.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: wolfgar on 26 December 2021, 17:12:39: The mine fields are in place, and the drop zones that aren't mined are covered by artillery and snipers. Speaking of, I need to get to my mech and cover one of said unmined drop zones.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 26 December 2021, 19:36:20: And I need to institute the Plausible Deniability protocols. And the Federat Free Fire Zone protocols. Oh well.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 17 February 2022, 19:23:20: [Achoo pokes his head out of the bomb shelter.]

Are they gone? There was no Big Budda Booms. No laser "ZAAAAAAPs". I need to go to the liquor store for a beer and munchies run. And I need to order a lot of pizzas.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: Wrangler on 17 February 2022, 20:36:28: (MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Cub shakes as shots from wayward gauss rifle round bounce off the former Pocket Dropship's hull that is the bar's walls)

Quote from: RADIO from Wrangler on the Battlefield Field
>>>>>>>: I'm a thinking that they haven't gone yet.<<<<<<<

(Meanwhile in nearby downtown Quad City few miles from the Bar)
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Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 22 February 2022, 22:55:02: *sigh* No beer nuts, beer getting low. Time for tequila and to break out the MRE's and go hard lockdown again.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: Wrangler on 23 February 2022, 06:48:29: {As Wrangler is trading shots with a Templar OmniMech trying make his quota for the garrison contract. He notices on one of his secondary screens the Wombat's cousin pushing up wheel barrel to Achoo's bomb shelter. Swiftly open the hatch like he knew what the unlock code was and pours wheel barrel full of beer nuts into the dank dark bomb shelter. He then slaps it closed, happy he did his good deed for the day and waltzs off with likely stolen wheel barrel.}

Man that Fritz is nuts.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 24 February 2022, 16:16:39: [Achoo digs himself out from under a huge pile of beer nuts.]
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: wolfgar on 24 February 2022, 20:32:45: Hey Wrangler, why does all these blakist mechs look like nails?
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 24 February 2022, 22:29:55: Blakists? Huh? It's 3130-ish! They are Fakists, not Blakists. Is this a stupid wargame?
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: Wrangler on 24 February 2022, 23:15:29: <<wolfgar, where you seeing Blakists? Those things are FedSun machines. Unless you spotted truetanker causing trouble again.... I know he ...{Screeech}...gauddang it, nearly got head blown off by a Devastator Assault Mech.>>

<<Achoo, you perfectly well your guys got you in trouble (again) with The Fedrats after they dropped a bomb with your name all over it on New Avalon.>>
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: wolfgar on 25 February 2022, 20:51:39: I don't know Wrangler, all i know is there's a pile of Red Shifts laying over here in pieces and i last saw three that i didn't manage to headcap runnning your direction
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: Wrangler on 26 February 2022, 06:49:06: {Wrangler continues negotiates near ruins outside of the bar. His Thunderhawk slightly dented from stray shots in near kills from Davion machines turns to face new forces with now demi-company of 'Mechs.}
{The Red Shifts in white dark gray livery storm his position. Fortunately, one his lancemates in modded Penetrator takes advantage of his still functional targeting computer and picks of one on the on coming Red Shifts, nearly slicing it half with it's Clan ER Large Lasers and takes it down.}

<<Man, I'm not paid enough for this @#?@.>>

{Wrangler managed to punch one of now in face Red Shifts hard enough to send it flying. Unfortunately on too some parked cars....one pink with license plate "Achoo 2"}
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 28 February 2022, 20:08:16: [Broadcast on all frequencies]

THIS IS A BAR! NOT A WAR ZONE! I HAVE NOT DROPPED A BOMB ON ANYONE, BUT IF YOU KEEP THIS CRAP UP I HAVE A WOMBAT, A 55 GALLON DRUM OF CHILI INFERNO IIC2 AND I AM NOT AFRAID TO USE THEM. I REPEAT. THIS IS A BAR! NOT A WAR ZONE! I HAVE NOT DROPPED A BOMB ON ANYONE, BUT IF YOU KEEP THIS CRAP UP I HAVE A WOMBAT, A 55 GALLON DRUM OF CHILI INFERNO IIC2 AND I AM NOT AFRAID TO USE THEM. THIS IS YOUR ONLY WARNING. CEASE AND DESIST IMMEDIATLY!
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: wolfgar on 01 March 2022, 21:42:13: Wrangler, is he threatening us, or the enemy?
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 02 March 2022, 00:26:05: Yes
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: Wrangler on 02 March 2022, 06:39:03: <<Hey! I was hired to defend the bar!>>
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 08 March 2022, 23:03:28: Are they gone yet?
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: Wrangler on 09 March 2022, 19:47:05: <<Looks like their leaving. It appears they got into your booze locker/warehouse, Achoo.>>

(https://bg.battletech.com/forums/mechwarrior-hall/welcome-to-the-mechwarrior-bar-and-salohma-club-iii-c4/?action=dlattach;attach=66441)
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: wolfgar on 09 March 2022, 21:31:41: just the secondary one, the primary one is....
*explosion is heard in the distance*
damn it
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 11 March 2022, 21:55:11: [There is another rather loud explosion within the Union class dropship, which breaks up and crashes into the ground in the distance]

Federats better not try steeling the booze of a Taurian. For them I will commit the sacrilege of alcohol abuse. And hide big bombs in the alcohol crates. He he he he he.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: Wrangler on 12 March 2022, 06:33:18: <<Achoo, we said they DID steal the booze.>>
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 12 March 2022, 18:34:00: <<And I did blow them up for stealing my booze.>>
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: Wrangler on 12 March 2022, 19:42:57: <<Wait, you blew them all up? You blew up your booze too!>>

(Scanner see booze bottles littering surroundings as survivors of the Avalon Hussars take off.)

<<Well, at least I can get paid with the salvage>>

Wrangler's Thunderbolt starts leading his mercs grabbing FedSuns machines.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: wolfgar on 12 March 2022, 22:38:04: sighs and calls in the clean up crew

Boss, we'll have the cabinet restocked shortly, once we've finished picking up the bottles anyway.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 13 March 2022, 12:41:52: <<Yes I blew it up. I expected then to try to get my stash, so I booby trapped it. The booby Federats stole it and I penalized them.>>
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: Wrangler on 13 March 2022, 14:40:00: (Wrangler waltzs into the bar after half day helping hauling 'Mechs and other left overs from the FedSuns' raid. Behind him some men and woman are carrying boxes of FedSuns labelled booze.)

Well, that's helps they had booze in one their downed ships.

What's funnier is what Achoona militia doing with the POWs they bagged as they wait to get cash for their release.

(Points to the FedSuns troopers with shock collars working in the bar's scullery washing dishes.)
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 21 March 2022, 15:11:19: *sigh* We don't need slave labor. Even if they are Federats. Don't want to be labeled as a war criminal. I will have to pay them minimum wage with meals. *sigh*
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: Wrangler on 22 March 2022, 08:52:41: war criminals is when they comment crimes against humanity. These bozos are working off their time after blowing up stuff.

Then again....you did blow up the booze, so there criminal charges in there somewhere. However, you own the planet so you get make the rules.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: wolfgar on 22 March 2022, 21:35:45: it was also his booze, so he gets to blow it up if he wants to
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 24 March 2022, 14:39:47: I am just trying to run a bar in memory of all of the people who have passed through here. Sadly some are gone. May they be remembered in your heart. Some have had their journeys take them elsewhere. Remember them fondly and wish them well. That is just the way of things.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: Wrangler on 24 March 2022, 15:12:35: No worries, Achoo. Your Bar No#1 on the drunken list. There needs be more shenanigans to keep things lively.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 26 April 2022, 22:38:01: There is a crash of debris falling from the sky accompanied by a scream. A strange sabertoothed squirrel holding a meat tenderizer crawls out the hole created by the debris, looks around, lets out an "EEP" and runs under cover.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: Wrangler on 27 April 2022, 06:36:31: What hell? Prehistoric Squirrel was hitch hitch hiking on one of the Davion dropship? I guess Achoo will have to hide his beer nuts.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 21 August 2022, 21:23:21: I have not had beer nuts since the Davions arrived. They claimed the nuts were long lost relatives and liberated them from this old Taurian. But that is all right. They crashed and became roasted nuts [both the beer nuts and the Davions].
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: Wrangler on 22 August 2022, 06:32:47: Hmm, why not order some on BoP online? I'm sure they can cut deal as they send one their "dropships" down with cloaking device to avoid any ilClan entanglements with tax collecting authorities or something.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 28 August 2022, 19:01:10: Nope. The last time I ordered beer nuts from BoP I cot nuts, bolts and washers made from beer cans.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: wolfgar on 28 August 2022, 20:31:53: and they were useless for putting things together
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: Wrangler on 29 August 2022, 09:49:09: At least you can get your iron when you eat those. (If you dare that is.)
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: BirdofPrey on 30 August 2022, 18:16:57: I can assure you all of my stem bolts perform the function of self-sealing quite well
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: Wrangler on 31 August 2022, 18:54:33: But their not beer nuts, your ordering system orders what IT wants US to have verses what we WANTED.
{Wrangler pointing to the glowy notepad flashing error}
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: Wombat on 21 September 2022, 22:13:00: [There seems to be a lump underneath the carpet that, until this particular monologue is read, was completely unnoticed. The lump under the carpet appears to be snoring with the occasional mutter about "mistakenly" eating some nitroglycerin in a sealed thermos.]
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: Wrangler on 22 September 2022, 09:40:15: [Wrangler hears muttering of substance that potential will explode...so he swiftly moves to a more sheltered part of the bar as do other patrons.]
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: wolfgar on 22 September 2022, 19:35:42: Wolfboy pulls out his Gallagher "Smash-o-matic" Mallet and looks at the rest of the patrons.

"I'm gonna smooth out this lump in the carpet."
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: Wrangler on 23 September 2022, 08:55:39: Oh no, the Bar may explode!

[He among few others moves to the next door armored function room.]
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: wolfgar on 08 October 2022, 18:49:47: With a mighty roar, Wolfgar raises the Smash-o-Matic hammer above his head and smashes it into the lump in the carpet. Thankfully he was thoughful enough to open the door before doing so, and putting his back to said door before swinging.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: Wrangler on 08 October 2022, 20:36:52: [Wrangler with some of the cute Catgirls crowded into the mini-in-bar Armored Shelter]

{{With explosion engulfs the bar, wiping out the bar. However, due to the Capital Armor salvaged used to make the latest bar, the place remains intact spite the forceful explosion!}}

(https://www.netanimations.net/Animated-building-on-fire-burning-down.gif)
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: wolfgar on 08 October 2022, 21:42:54: Lands a couple of kilometers away in a tumble of limbs.

That hurt a bit,

Looks and sees the rising cloud.

"Well shit, guess i won't get that bonus now."
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: Wrangler on 09 October 2022, 18:38:06: <<Hey, what bonus? Bounty on the Wombat is bit suicidal ya know?>>, Wrangler responds over the radio.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 13 October 2022, 23:16:31: Achoo sits up, blinks precisely twice, then lies back down to take a nap.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: Wrangler on 14 October 2022, 06:27:09: {{Someone yells, there was movement stairs. Exiting the armored closet with some lipsticks on his cheek kisses of Catgirls being nervous from the explosion. He investigates the scene and sees that Ferrets clean up the mess from the explosion of the carpet.}}

Well, that heck of a way to clean a carpet. Hope the booze is intact...Achoo must be a deep sleeper if he stirs a little bit from that.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 29 November 2022, 13:39:23: Achoo trudges into the bar after getting blown into the next month, looks around, opens up the hatch in the back of the bar and used an endloader to push the remains of the bar out back for recycling. He then has prefab bar modules installed because the MechWarrior Bar an Salohma club used OmniBar technology and reopens the bar. He then sits down, drinks a beer while he checks to see who won the betting pool on how long it would take for the bar to be destroyed. Again. Turns out it was one of the catgirl barmaids, Mindy.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: Wrangler on 29 November 2022, 20:31:16: She be lucky gal, she keeps this streak up she'll end up owning the bar.
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Post by: wolfgar on 29 November 2022, 20:54:34: And i win the second pot, cause i said that it would be the Short haired Tabby that won.

Why is the prize for that one a bowl of stale beer nuts?
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 29 November 2022, 22:41:23: Because Wombat stole the real Np Prize Prize. Be happy with the bowl of beer nuts. My prize was the cost of the repairs.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: Wrangler on 30 November 2022, 20:28:45: Don't you own the planet? Are in a trust or something? You can't just point and make it happen?
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 06 December 2022, 00:11:00: Just because I own the planet does not mean that there are not expenses involved. I pay the workers. I do not use slave labor.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: Wrangler on 06 December 2022, 11:45:12: Here I thought you had links to industry complex getting cut of the profits.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: NightSarge on 27 February 2023, 08:12:50: Parks his Dire Wolf on the parking lot and moves in for the first time.
Notices the battle damage from the last pub brawl and looks around.
Nice place you have there, give me some cold one.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: Wrangler on 27 February 2023, 12:00:00: Welcome, the owner is currently barricading himself down in his dungeon / retirement home.

(Wrangler watches the skilled Catgirl bartender side a cold one to NighSarge down the wooden bar to him.)
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: NightSarge on 27 February 2023, 12:51:28: Catches can and opens it. Thanks.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: Wrangler on 27 February 2023, 21:12:07: What brings you to these far and between parts?
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: wolfgar on 27 February 2023, 22:00:16: its definitely not the booze
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: Wrangler on 28 February 2023, 06:11:38: Usually, antics of the bar patrons.

(Then perhaps on cue, Wrangler lifts his rum as a a unfortunate intoxicated cartoonish Weasel forcefully slide down the bar after being too fresh with one the Catgirl Bartenders.)

Being merc, sometimes jobs come in here that are lucrative.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: NightSarge on 28 February 2023, 06:25:03: Looking forward to some good time in here. These are the reason these places exist.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: Wrangler on 01 March 2023, 11:54:01: Yes to keep the insane people from running amok on the Inner Sphere. {I suspect anyways...} O o o . :screw_loose:
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Post by: NightSarge on 02 March 2023, 06:10:53: If it works for you.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: wolfgar on 02 March 2023, 19:04:45: Sometimes it works, sometimes we have to use the beer nuts.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: Wrangler on 02 March 2023, 21:32:24: (Wrangler sits he can hear beer nuts going off like machine gun fire as the Cat Girls try get wake up some of the Weasel bar patrons in back who fell a sleep with out paying their bill...again)

Can't say it been lively lately.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: boilerman on 03 March 2023, 23:12:21: Some how it's comforting to know the more things change the more they stay the same. Right down to the chili IIc2.

It brings a tear to the eye.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: NightSarge on 04 March 2023, 06:23:37: @We#ranler,
So we hope for the best.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: wolfgar on 04 March 2023, 09:58:21: The chilli IIC2 will also act as personal jump jet fuel when exiting the body

just saying
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: boilerman on 04 March 2023, 15:18:16: Yeah, they don't call Wombat the blue flame for nothing.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: Wrangler on 04 March 2023, 21:06:53: Quote from: wolfgar on 04 March 2023, 09:58:21
The chilli IIC2 will also act as personal jump jet fuel when exiting the body

just saying

Quote from: boilerman on 04 March 2023, 15:18:16
Yeah, they don't call Wombat the blue flame for nothing.
Hmmm, I think I remember watching video of Wombat doing that...

(Dabbles on a Notepad and calls up footage Wombat.)

(https://bg.battletech.com/forums/mechwarrior-hall/welcome-to-the-mechwarrior-bar-and-salohma-club-iii-c4/?action=dlattach;attach=70931)
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: NightSarge on 05 March 2023, 06:47:14: :D good one :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: wolfgar on 05 March 2023, 14:10:02: No, no it wasn't You could smell the burn from 3klicks away, and it was a very windy day when he did that
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: Wrangler on 05 March 2023, 14:53:49: I do think there screams in background audio as the Chili IIC from his bowel in his hand was falling to the ground as he went.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: boilerman on 05 March 2023, 16:03:35: Those were the good old days, except you needed a gas mask at all times, you had to lock up your mech and the boozes was cheap and I mean rot gut cheap.

Speaking of which, I want some of that rot gut. Achoo?
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: Wrangler on 05 March 2023, 20:28:31: You'll need yell louder. The old man gotten himself into suspended animation down stairs.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: NightSarge on 06 March 2023, 06:26:16: Right now it doesnt smell to bad
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: NightSarge on 11 March 2023, 05:59:45: Beeigng back from the hospital is a good thing
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: truetanker on 21 April 2023, 16:57:35: (https://bg.battletech.com/forums/fan-art/motivational-the-return/?action=dlattach;attach=71562;image)

We need this to catch that elusive mayhem of The Mighty Achoo, the Wombat.

TT
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: wolfgar on 21 April 2023, 17:53:34: I would suggest using the pokeball instead, but i think he broke out of the last one someone used
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: Wrangler on 22 April 2023, 14:03:34: Why is this in the club house? The roof is ruined. Why is that Mech remote controlled?
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: BirdofPrey on 25 April 2023, 19:39:45: Quote from: wolfgar on 21 April 2023, 17:53:34
I would suggest using the pokeball instead, but i think he broke out of the last one someone used
Were they using a Master Ball?
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: wolfgar on 26 April 2023, 22:21:08: I honestly don't know, I don't usually follow those things.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: Wrangler on 27 April 2023, 18:48:52: Hmm.....soo these "Poke'Balls" can squeeze 30 ton BattleMechs into a tiny ball? Hell, you could deploy a regiment with baseball pitcher.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: wolfgar on 27 April 2023, 19:36:26: organic lifeforms only, not mechs, unfortunately
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: BirdofPrey on 27 April 2023, 19:47:12: What if I turn an Eva into a Battlemaster?
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: wolfgar on 28 April 2023, 05:24:13: If you can do that BoP, then i want to know what you did with the extra mass because if i'm judging things right, an EVA is bigger than a damn Atlas
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: Wrangler on 28 April 2023, 21:16:34: Technically, Eva masses waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay bigger than Atlas nevermind a Superheavy BattleMech ring out at 120 tons.

If something going end up waking up the old man downstairs, something like THAT stomping around will.

(https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExMmYzMWZlZTFhYjk3MDgzYjI5ZmNjOWQyNDViYWQ5OTViNWI2NWY4ZSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZzX2dpZklkJmN0PWc/tz6S94VbrauGs/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: Wombat on 26 August 2023, 21:03:44: Quote from: truetanker on 21 April 2023, 16:57:35
(https://bg.battletech.com/forums/fan-art/motivational-the-return/?action=dlattach;attach=71562;image)

We need this to catch that elusive mayhem of The Mighty Achoo, the Wombat.

TT

Be careful what you wish for...
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: truetanker on 27 August 2023, 00:10:08: Tǐng hǎo, Wombat..

How's life?

TT
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: Wrangler on 27 August 2023, 13:57:25: It shall be interesting if the Wombat is involved.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: wolfgar on 30 August 2023, 21:05:46: It always is when the Wombat shows up,
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: truetanker on 30 August 2023, 21:47:44: Quick check your pockets for your wallets.

Alert the Weasel Guards!

Blue Alert! Blue Alert!

Luckily, I have a chip implanted for all my purchases, everything else is " acquired ".

TT
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 08 September 2023, 22:23:58: Anything interesting happen while I was off on a planetary raid? It was a communications blacked out mission, so I was waaaaaaaaaaaaay out of the loop.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: Wrangler on 09 September 2023, 09:14:48: Well apparently the purple came by since someone said his name 3 times, but he got bored and left leaving some Graffiti on the walls of your bunker downstairs. I've been away on raid and was told they were crude pictures of not describing content.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 14 September 2023, 20:38:54: In other words same old same old.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: truetanker on 14 September 2023, 22:00:06: Not true...

Been very busy with project of great important.

TT
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: trboturtle on 15 September 2023, 15:22:51: Quote from: Wrangler on 28 April 2023, 21:16:34
Technically, Eva masses waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay bigger than Atlas nevermind a Superheavy BattleMech ring out at 120 tons.

If something going end up waking up the old man downstairs, something like THAT stomping around will.

(https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExMmYzMWZlZTFhYjk3MDgzYjI5ZmNjOWQyNDViYWQ5OTViNWI2NWY4ZSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZzX2dpZklkJmN0PWc/tz6S94VbrauGs/giphy.gif)

*A large turtle shell comes rolling in*

We can't use Evas.... We'd have to employ fourteen-year old teens who have no backbone, not humble, or have no soul......

Turtle
(Scotch on the rocks, neat)
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: trboturtle on 15 September 2023, 15:25:12: Quote from: Wombat on 26 August 2023, 21:03:44
Be careful what you wish for...

Good to have Wombat sign...... Was a little worried about where is was the last time I heard from him.....

Turtle
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: truetanker on 15 September 2023, 15:40:47: Grim Determination needs you back trtboturtle.

TT
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 29 November 2023, 12:36:40: I personally have been making changes in my life. One such changes is a changes in my weight class. Like 150 pounds lighter.
Title: Re: Welcome to the MechWarrior Bar and Salohma Club III C4
Post by: truetanker on 29 November 2023, 17:25:53: Grab a bottle of water, walk around your block 20 times a day, consume water, recycle bottle or refill it...

Repeat every day.

Walk up and down stairs from lowest point to highest, triple times a day, carrying a bookbag filled with cans of food, adding weight increasement when needed. Start with 5 and go up.

Repeat every day.

Eat light foods and more filling liquids every day, repeat daily...

Should lose something, like your mind if it is OATMEAL you're eating!

TT