Author Topic: Hyper Pulse Greentexting  (Read 1535 times)

pokefan548

  • Captain
  • *
  • Posts: 2772
  • The Barracuda knows where it is, hence the -2 mod.
    • Poke's Aerospace Academy (Discord Server)
Hyper Pulse Greentexting
« on: 13 September 2023, 10:58:04 »
>Be me.
>Own a Seraph for Terra's defense because that's what they First Circuit intended.
>Three Stone-lovers break into my compound.
>WhatInBlakesName.hpg
>Charge my gauss rifle and blow an Elemental-sized hole through the first 'Mech, it's cored on the spot.
>Fire the heavy laser salvaged from the Clan front at the second 'Mech. It misses because it's shoddy heretic technology and nails the Precentor's Mobile HQ.
>Have to fall back and resort to the field gun Level I towing a pair of Ultra AC/20s.
>BLAMBLAM.hpg
>Another heretic dead.
>Extend my retractible blade and charge the last heretic.
>He dies and leaves pristine salvage because headcaps are unsurvivable.
>Just as the First Circuit intended.


Meeting Recording-Transcript-1-9-3079_Excerpt5
DStone: David, why is this on my desk?
DLear: You said you wanted to see any Blakist after-action reports from the Battle of Terra.
Silence: Duration 20s
DStone: This is an AAR? An honest-to-God report submitted by a member of the Word of Blake to his superiors as their official account of an armed conflict?
DLear: Yes, Devlin. I was skeptical too, but it appears to be so. Logged, stamped and everything.
Silence: Duration 28s
DStone: I'm almost ashamed that we couldn't manage to break out of Kittery sooner. Oh well, any military is sure to be full of reg-shunning oddballs, the Word is no exception. Just some new-blood making light.
DLear: Sir, this was the report of a Tukayyid veteran. Nearly three decades of service, first to the Com Guards, then to the Word.
DStone: ...What?
DLear: And it wasn't just him, Devlin. There's... more.
End Playback
« Last Edit: 13 September 2023, 11:00:09 by pokefan548 »
Poke's Aerospace Academy
The best place to learn and discuss AeroTech.

"Poke is just a figment of our imagination really." - Siam
"Poke isn't a real person, he's just an algorithm programmed by CGL to try and get people to try the aerospace rules." - Phantasm
"I want to plant the meat eating trees and the meat growing trees on the same planet! Watch that plant on plant violence!" - Sawtooth
Leviathans: The Great War Backer #224
BattleTech: Mercenaries Backer #23

PsihoKekec

  • Captain
  • *
  • Posts: 3106
  • Your spleen, give it to me!
Re: Hyper Pulse Greentexting
« Reply #1 on: 14 September 2023, 06:31:13 »
Blakist version of /k/, what ever could go wrong?
Shoot first, laugh later.

pokefan548

  • Captain
  • *
  • Posts: 2772
  • The Barracuda knows where it is, hence the -2 mod.
    • Poke's Aerospace Academy (Discord Server)
Re: Hyper Pulse Greentexting
« Reply #2 on: 14 September 2023, 10:13:31 »
>Be me.
>Trial for possession of a Nova.
>Not bad for a Ninth Ringer.
>Still stuck on pirate-hunting duty.
>OhWell.jpg
>Blast the surats every time they try something.
>Run into Clan Blood Spit.
>Or as the Nova Captain calls them, Clan Bloody Pain in the Ass.
>PepeSeyla
>Blood Spirits jump to a Trial of Grievance over some small remark.
>The surats bid trash as usual.
>Conjurer and an old Royal Warhammer.
>Not even a garrison Cluster, that's just what they bid.
>Captain bids our two OmniMechs. Me in my Nova and another Nova Commander in her Hellbringer.
>Maybe overbid, but we really just wanted to be done with them.
>Trial starts.
>Challenge the Warhammer because why not.
>Fire everything. Shut down
>Warhammer falls over.
>Pretty sure one of my lasers hit its head.
>Two of us are just sitting there.
>Trying to get engine back on.
>Warhammer is trying to stand.
>Hellbringer does good damage but Conjurer cores it.
>Poor surat just trialed for posession of the thing.
>Two on one. Starting to sweat.
>Get online as the Warhammer gets up.
>Kerensky help me.
>Another alpha strike.
>Warhammer is gone, seyla.
>Shut down again.
>Stravag Conjurer starts shooting at me while I'm down.
>Barely manage to survive.
>Start up.
>Well, it has worked so far.
>Alpha the Conjurer.
>Head is gone when the dust clears.
>MFW I win a trial by just holding down the triggers.
>HorseStronk.jpg


Stop teaching heat management in sibkos, it is a myth created and propagated by the Inner Sphere.

Quote from: ATTACHED MESSAGE
Paladin Lear,
Per your request, we have been investigating the "greentexting" trend found among some Blakists. Alarmingly, we found this nearly identical entry in intercepted Clan Chatterweb logs, dated prior to the invasion. The current popular hypothesis among the team is that greentexting has its roots in the Star League or Terran Hegemony. We will continue to investigate.
« Last Edit: 16 September 2023, 21:27:49 by pokefan548 »
Poke's Aerospace Academy
The best place to learn and discuss AeroTech.

"Poke is just a figment of our imagination really." - Siam
"Poke isn't a real person, he's just an algorithm programmed by CGL to try and get people to try the aerospace rules." - Phantasm
"I want to plant the meat eating trees and the meat growing trees on the same planet! Watch that plant on plant violence!" - Sawtooth
Leviathans: The Great War Backer #224
BattleTech: Mercenaries Backer #23

pokefan548

  • Captain
  • *
  • Posts: 2772
  • The Barracuda knows where it is, hence the -2 mod.
    • Poke's Aerospace Academy (Discord Server)
Re: Hyper Pulse Greentexting
« Reply #3 on: 18 September 2023, 16:34:33 »
>Be me.
>Pilot an Awesome.
>Invading planet just full of lakes, ponds, wetlands.
>Danke, Gott.
>Hit two bases. Poor dummkopfs were both within PPC range of a pond or stream.
>Taped down the triggers and just let them have it.
>Go for a third base.
>HQ reports enemy moving cargo vessels from the coastline to the area.
>Let them come.
>Base is right at the end of a shallow lake.
>AWSgasm.bmp
>Start wading towards the base, alpha striking until the cows come home.
>Water starts boiling.
>Gaining heat like crazy.
>wtf.bmp
>Only fire 2 PPCs to cool off I guess.
>Still end up gaining heat. Have to hit the override.
>WTF.BMP
>Start thinking my cooling system has just entirely failed.
>Legs are hotter than the local star.
>Look down.
>Lake is GLOWING and BOILING. No sheisse.
>Something's moving in the water nearby.
>Then something else shows up.
>Start taking damage to both legs.
>Breach in both legs, I fall under the water.
>Look to the side, there's two Neptunes.
>NEPTUNES
>100-TON SUBS
>ISOLATED LAKE
>WAT.BMP
>One keeps slinging infernos at me.
>The other breaches basially everything but the head.
>Zeus comes to try and help me.
>Same deal there.
>End up captured and ransomed back dispossessed.
>JFC
>Inferno torps are real and whoever made them should burn in a deeper pit of Hell than Amaris.


Quote from: ATTACHED MESSAGE
Paladin Lear,
We found this one in a Succession Wars era debate on the existence of alternate torpedo munitions (a hypothesis that has been long disproven by now).
Poke's Aerospace Academy
The best place to learn and discuss AeroTech.

"Poke is just a figment of our imagination really." - Siam
"Poke isn't a real person, he's just an algorithm programmed by CGL to try and get people to try the aerospace rules." - Phantasm
"I want to plant the meat eating trees and the meat growing trees on the same planet! Watch that plant on plant violence!" - Sawtooth
Leviathans: The Great War Backer #224
BattleTech: Mercenaries Backer #23

Artifex

  • Warrant Officer
  • *
  • Posts: 604
Re: Hyper Pulse Greentexting
« Reply #4 on: 19 September 2023, 13:06:33 »
Moar please! :D

pokefan548

  • Captain
  • *
  • Posts: 2772
  • The Barracuda knows where it is, hence the -2 mod.
    • Poke's Aerospace Academy (Discord Server)
Re: Hyper Pulse Greentexting
« Reply #5 on: 19 September 2023, 14:59:48 »
Moar please! :D
I plan to continue as inspiration strikes. Of course, feel free to join in if you have any good ones.
Poke's Aerospace Academy
The best place to learn and discuss AeroTech.

"Poke is just a figment of our imagination really." - Siam
"Poke isn't a real person, he's just an algorithm programmed by CGL to try and get people to try the aerospace rules." - Phantasm
"I want to plant the meat eating trees and the meat growing trees on the same planet! Watch that plant on plant violence!" - Sawtooth
Leviathans: The Great War Backer #224
BattleTech: Mercenaries Backer #23

pokefan548

  • Captain
  • *
  • Posts: 2772
  • The Barracuda knows where it is, hence the -2 mod.
    • Poke's Aerospace Academy (Discord Server)
Re: Hyper Pulse Greentexting
« Reply #6 on: 23 September 2023, 04:09:57 »
>Be me.
>Invading Draconis Combine.
>The genetic superiority of the Smoke Jaguar will reign supreme, seyla.
>Piloting an Ebon Jaguar.
>Brand new design that, as the Spheroids put it, was born from the fiery cauldron of Revival.
>An enviable, honorable position, as fitting of the Jaguar.
>Come upon a small world on old Star League records.
>Defending world only has a battalion of conventional ground assets and a single squadron of conventional fighters.
>EasyPickings.jpg
>After explaining our superior bidding practices to the uneducated surats, the Spheroids bid their lone tank company.
>Star Captain successfully has our Trinary bid to go down to the planet.
>I successfully bid for my Star to do the honors.
>Fly down to the planet, declaring a batchall against its inhabitants.
>One heavy Star of Kerensky's finest OmniMechs and MechWarriors versus paper-tiger militia in outdated tanks still using combustion engines.
>Enter the Circle of Equals.
>Get an alert that the Spheroids' fighters have just lifted off.
>Dishonorable surats.
>Spheroids deceptively selected a Circle of Equals far from any suitable landing zone, so the Star Captain is slow to arrive.
>Just before facing the tanks, the fighters buzz us.
>Unknown make and model, I later found out they were 'MechBusters.
>Inferior turbine-engine conventional fighter produced as a stopgap in the years after the Star League's glory.
>Trash.
>Anyways, the trash buzzes us. Each one is loaded with bombs.
>Plaster the entire Star. No kills, but nearly all armor is red and several 'Mechs are thrown off of their feet.
>Lighter 'Mechs like the Battle Cobra are missing arms and have damaged legs.
>Hellbringer is the least-damaged 'Mech.
>WTF.jpg
>Return fire as they pass.
>Two fighters knocked cleanly out of the sky.
>Two more turn tail and run like the cowards they are.
>Seyla. Punishment is rendered, and now there are only two left to worry about.
>As the fighters go around, the tanks pull up.
>Cheap trash still cuts through our badly-damaged armor.
>Timber Wolf and Battle Cobra go down.
>Retreat into the old abandoned compound at the center of the Circle.
>Retreat.
>From tanks and conventional fighters.
>Feeling immense shame.
>The Jaguar does not retreat.
>Cannot describe how angry I am at these stravag Spheroids, even now.
>Tanks wipe out the Hellbringer.
>Fighters come back for the Nova.
>Take a shot at one of the fighters. Its tail is in shambles.
>Tanks still overwhelm me.
>Spheroids collect their dispossessed crews and flee from the fury of the rest of the Trinary.
>Cowardly, dishonorable scum.
>That evening another company of mint-condition tanks and untouched fighters strikes the command Star, killing the Star Captain. Once again, the surats take heavy casualties.
>Realize they lied during bidding. They did not have just one company and one squadron. Stravag!
>Have to call down the rest of the cluster as by the end of the week yet another company and squadron have manifested to overwhelm the last Star.
>When the cluster arrives and swiftly captures the planet, planet only has what they initially declared on their roster.
>After a Watch investigation, turns out the planet hadn't had anything of value on it for over a century.


Never trust a Spheroid surat, they know nothing but deceit. Burn them all.



Oh, hey, I think OP is talking about the battle of Ouagadougou. If that dumbass wants to greentext about it, I'll have him know I've got one of my own.

>Be me.
>Raised on poor planet.
>Maybe half a million people on-world.
>Nearly destroyed during Second Succession War.
>Been recovering though. Slowly.
>Not on the maps, but good soil and weather for natural sugarcane production brought in some outside companies.
>Planet defended by part-time militia.
>Two companies infantry, one company Bulldog Medium Tanks, one flight 'MechBusters—AC and SRM models.
>Actually have an entire battalion of tanks and a full wing of fighters.
>Cheap QuickScell stuff and hand-me-down turbine engine fighters are cheaper to keep spares in storage than it is to train and pay more tankers and pilots.
>The spares are in mothballs most of the time so it's not like we're breaking the bank on maintenance costs.
>Get word that a force that thinks we're still pre-Succession Wars is showing up to pick a fight.
>Cutting-edge 'Mechs. Fifteen of them.
>Alright.bmp
>Techs bring all the old tonks and birds out of mothballs.
>Everyone's brought in.
>When the 'Mechs hit the designated AO, spin up and burn for them.
>Had the ordies load us to the gills with high explosive bombs.
>Arrive just in time, the 'Mechs are about to make contact with the Bulldogs.
>Everyone picks a target, a couple decide to double-up on the one that looks like the bastard child of a Marauder and a Catapult.
>This is the moment every pilot dreams of.
>Weapons release.
>Turn the landscape into craters. The 'Mechs are combat-ineffective of worse.
>Return fire catches most of us. Take a couple nasty hits and lose a wing.
>Punch out a few hundred meters away from the battle.
>Still have a couple of boys in the air, not to mention the swarm of tanks coming in to finish the job.
>'Mechs are completely gone within minutes.
>Have a good laugh with my buddy who also punched out.
>Get news from HQ.
>Oh, they're angry.
>Ten more 'Mechs coming in fast and mad.
>Hitch a ride on a tank back to base.
>Get a fresh new 'MechBuster.
>Lost a couple tank crews, but the rest should be enough.
>Tankers also get new tanks.
>Take off again to hit the enemy's command formation.
>Three fighters gun for the enemy's commander in a 100-tonner.
>Goes down on the spot, not even enough left to salvage.
>Delete a light and medium 'Mech as well.
>Only lose three fighter this time.
>Everyone punches out safely, hell yeah.
>The AC trucks ahead of me lay into a heavy.
>I follow up with SRMs.
>Legs are toast, engine's running hot.
>Get shot down in the process.
>Punch out again. Land again.
>Watch as the remaining 'Mech-and-a-half get overrun by tanks.
>Enemy reinforcements show up.
>Second verse, same as the first. Hitch a ride back to base.
>Fighters aren't ready yet, but the enemy is once-bitten, twice-shy.
>Last "Star" hits our airfield just as the last flight's worth of fresh fighters are coming out of mothballs.
>Tanks hold the line just long enough for us to get bombs loaded and lift off.
>Only two fighter lances make it up, and by that point the tanks are toast.
>Took out two 'Mechs and beat the hell out of the other three tho.
>Come around and bomb the tar out of what's left.
>Not even anything left to salvage.
>Still have to end up capitulating because the rest of the enemy invasion force is on the way.
>The show up, think we have three times as many armored assets as we actually do.
>Get super confused when we don't.
>Realize that this planet hasn't been worth conquering since the 2SW.
>Declare the planet theirs but don't actually stick around.
>Take their crap and leave.
>Lost a lot of good guys, but still manage to reach 100% strength after repairs.
>Bean counters do up the numbers later.
>Even with all our losses, still estimated that the battle cost the enemy more than it did us.


Turns out, if you just have enough spares, you can win any fight. Clanners go home, your doctrine sucks.



IT WAS YOU! Anon, I challenge you to a Trial of Grievance for your dezgra ways, your filthy language, and your dishonorable assertions! I ought to head to your failure of a planet and finish the job!



Bruh. For one, that planet doesn't even have an HPG, how do you think I'm on here? After reports got out, me and some of the other guys got scouted by the Star League. Managed to get my foot in the door for a key anti-Clan operation. Have to say, the weather on Huntress sucks, no wonder you chimney kitties were butthurt all the time.

And anyways, cram your Trial of Grievance. Y'all ain't even a Clan any more. We dragged your asses home and whipped you good, and wouldn't you know it your buddies didn't hesitate to start whizzing on your corpse. You're just another Periphery wackjob now, get over it.



TRIAL OF ANNIHILATION ON YOU ANON!

Quote from: ATTACHED MESSAGE
Paladin Lear,

Another one, this time from a year or two after Operation BULLDOG.
« Last Edit: 23 September 2023, 04:20:39 by pokefan548 »
Poke's Aerospace Academy
The best place to learn and discuss AeroTech.

"Poke is just a figment of our imagination really." - Siam
"Poke isn't a real person, he's just an algorithm programmed by CGL to try and get people to try the aerospace rules." - Phantasm
"I want to plant the meat eating trees and the meat growing trees on the same planet! Watch that plant on plant violence!" - Sawtooth
Leviathans: The Great War Backer #224
BattleTech: Mercenaries Backer #23

pokefan548

  • Captain
  • *
  • Posts: 2772
  • The Barracuda knows where it is, hence the -2 mod.
    • Poke's Aerospace Academy (Discord Server)
Re: Hyper Pulse Greentexting
« Reply #7 on: 25 September 2023, 14:46:35 »
>Be me.
>Hanging around a casino on Hardcore because why not.
>Lost some money on blackjack.
>Mostly just seeing the sights and trying the food.
>See a crazy expensive car roll up.
>Valet opens the door and this dude steps out.
>He is OLD.
>Like, two-inch deep wrinkles and jowls that almost reach his shoulders.
>Alternates between smoking a cigar and taking hits from a bong.
>Smell some HEAVY stuff coming off of that thing.
>Despite being, like, five foot flat, the floor, no kidding, RUMBLES every time he takes a step.
>Everyone's wondering who this guy is.
>Stripper gets out of the car behind him.
>Dude bends her over, pulls out some battle powder, and does a line off of her back.
>Around this time he's being surrounded by armed bodyguards.
>He starts walking again, surrounded by bodyguards and chicks with dollars tucked wherever they'll fit in however much they're wearing.
>He starts walking towards ME.
>OhGod.jpg
>Asks me how long I've been here.
>Like, three hours or so.
>Gets an arm around me and asks me to show him around, ideally to the biggest jackpot.
>Dude's trying to be friendly but he has an IRON GRIP.
>Start walking through the casino.
>Guy stops to try every single machine.
>EVERY SINGLE SLOT MACHINE.
>Crazy jackpots.
>One of the bodyguards is collecting the payouts and putting them in a packframe.
>Goes to poker next.
>I'm not playing so I see his hand.
>Royal straight flush.
>He pretends to be bluffing with a bad hand.
>Takes it all.
>Proceeds to get two more RSFs in a row. Uses the same tactic.
>Everyone falls for it both times. No one finds this suspicious.
>Who TF is this guy?
>He gets up after cleaning the table out.
>As we're walking over to blackjack, the roof explodes.
>Elemental battlesuit jumps down and squares off with the dude.
>Now, I'm not a very fit man, but I dove for cover far enough to probably set some sort of record.
>Guy just stands there, shouting expletives at the Elemental.
>Elemental hits the guy with its laser.
>Can't look away.
>Blows his arm off.
>Jesus.
>Dude's still standing. There's no blood.
>Stump of his arm is just polymer and myomers surrounded by synthflesh.
>Chunks of synthflesh on his other arm burst open.
>Dude had a vibroblade in his arm, Christ.
>Takes one swipe at the Elemental, takes off chunks of its armor.
>One of his bodyguards jumps in front of the next laser.
>Poor guy's burnt toast on the spot.
>Old dude stabs the Elemental with his vibroblade-arm again.
>Pokes through a weak spot and stabs the guy inside.
>Takes ANOTHER stab, manages to puncture the visor.
>Elemental stumbles around for a second before collapsing.
>Old guy stows his vibroblade and starts walking towards me.
>For all I know this is some Blakist from the bad old days granddad used to tell me about.
>Blurt out asking what he is by accident.
>Dude just smiles and asks what year I was born.
>3130
>Dude laughs and says he was born in 1952.
>Wat.jpg
>For a solid moment I can only think he must have meant 3052 and I just misheard it.
>No, this dude's claiming to be over a thousand years old.
>I call BS.
>He just laughs, tells me to believe what I want. Pauses to take another rip from his bong.
>I ask if he's one of those Belter "Ancients" that conspiracy theorists like to talk about.
>He doesn't really confirm or deny.
>Says he was born 1,200 years ago, and he started his life yesterday.
>Claims if you can survive past 101 you'll stop aging and can start gaining infinite power.
>Said some wackadoodle god named "Ji'em" was frustrated with his soul and considered his corporeal body to be unfitting in the world.
>Now THIS is some insane cult stuff.
>I'm out.
>Just started booking it out of the building as fast as I could.
>Haven't seen him since.


/FAX/, have any of you encountered this guy?

Quote from: ATTACHED MESSAGE
Paladin Lear,

I am including this example of greentexting for completion's sake, but it appears to be corrupt. It was an intercepted Black Box signal encoded in the same manner as ComChan messages—but timestamped 3152. I mean, that lines up with the dates and times given in the message body, but I consider those dubious at best. Unfortunately, we have not been able to locate the source of the message. It appears to originate from Hardcore, but despite our best efforts we have not located any potential FAX users on-world.
« Last Edit: 25 September 2023, 15:47:29 by pokefan548 »
Poke's Aerospace Academy
The best place to learn and discuss AeroTech.

"Poke is just a figment of our imagination really." - Siam
"Poke isn't a real person, he's just an algorithm programmed by CGL to try and get people to try the aerospace rules." - Phantasm
"I want to plant the meat eating trees and the meat growing trees on the same planet! Watch that plant on plant violence!" - Sawtooth
Leviathans: The Great War Backer #224
BattleTech: Mercenaries Backer #23

Daryk

  • Lieutenant General
  • *
  • Posts: 37370
  • The Double Deuce II/II-σ
Re: Hyper Pulse Greentexting
« Reply #8 on: 25 September 2023, 18:13:40 »
Heh... sounds like somebody's agent Green Texting because they just couldn't believe it! ;D