Once upon a midnight thieving, while I pondered anviling and deceiving,
Over many a blue furry volume of stolen pants,
While I pilfered, nearly gnawing, suddenly there came a wash-a-drawing,
As of some one gently flushing, gushing at a mysterious toliet's floor.
"Tis some secret Lair" I muttered, "...flushing in this toliet door"
"...only this, and nothing more."
[Wombat, while munching on some strange urinal cakes found in an abandoned and forgotten (and most likely untouched by a janitor since parachute pants were "hip") toliet in the back of a forgotten Mechwarrior Bar location; Wombat accidently manages to flush himself down the secret entrance to Achoo's Underground Lair. After coming to at the bottom of the drain, which for theatric purposes had a lot of special effects to make the drop seem a lot further than it actually was, Wombat finds himself in an the Lair of Achoo.]
*big toothy grin*
[Wombat proceeds to help himself to the refrigerator in the Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo.]