Author Topic: Davion Outback Steakhouse (Read 8796 times)

VF1LAM · « **on:** 02 October 2011, 07:34:40 »

This thread is for any Davion fans who also enjoy eating at Outback Steakhouse.

Although it is a little more pricey than Arby's, I have found that they have good food.

What is your favorite entree at Outback Steakhouse? Mine would have to be any of their combinations involving steak and seafood.

Falchion · « **Reply #1 on:** 02 October 2011, 08:33:09 »

"Wheeeeeeeee-hooooooooooo!"

There is a screech of brakes and then the wall of the thread explodes inwards as a candy-pink sports car of some mysterious make smashes through it mid-barrel roll. Hitting the ground, it continues to roll side over side before finally coming to a stop in front of VF1LAM. The window rolls down and Falchion pokes its head out.

"Hey, mister, I heard there was food here."

VF1LAM · « **Reply #2 on:** 02 October 2011, 08:43:17 »

Hi, Falchion. Glad to see you could make it to the Davion Outback Steakhouse. [drool]

I could offer you something that I really like: any size sirloin, and your choice of shrimp (either grilled on the barbie, or coconut shrimp...)

Thank you also for showing up in a candy-pink sports car, which I think is a sign of enthusiasm rather than eccentricity. :D

Falchion · « **Reply #3 on:** 02 October 2011, 09:20:31 »

"Wife 'n kids," Falchion mutters, gnawing on a table.

greatsarcasmo · « **Reply #4 on:** 02 October 2011, 12:24:55 »

Um, the outback succeed and is now the Filtvelt Coalition! We may not have resources, mechs or intelligence but we got the best food franchise in the Sphere!

I'll have any steak,rare. Just pass it over the flame as you bring it out to me. I like to hear a 'Moo" as I cut into it...

VF1LAM · « **Reply #5 on:** 02 October 2011, 18:15:34 »

Delivers a porterhouse steak, rare, to GreatSarcasmo. You can almost hear a faint "moo" as you slice into the steak.

Also, Falchion: if you would like the sirloin with shrimp, how would you like that cooked?

Falchion · « **Reply #6 on:** 02 October 2011, 19:17:56 »

"Dunno," Falchion mumbles as he changes targets. VF1LAM feels a sharp pain as Falchion starts gnawing on his leg.

Blackjack Jones · « **Reply #7 on:** 02 October 2011, 19:30:26 »

**A beat up black sedan pulls up in the lot, the driver parks sideways, taking up three spots**

"Well now, let's see. Could I get a Bloomin' Onion to keep Falchion off the scent, A prime rib cooked medium rare, and whatever's handy on tap?"

greatsarcasmo · « **Reply #8 on:** 02 October 2011, 20:00:29 »

Trying to avoid the...whatever it is, Sarcasmo orders a hamburger to sacrifice, to that..whatever. And get me some durned garlic mashed 'taters.

VF1LAM · « **Reply #9 on:** 02 October 2011, 20:33:50 »

Delivers to Blackjack Jones a Bloomin' Onion to keep Falchion off the scent, a prime rib cooked medium rare, and a Toohey's Draught with hope you'll like it.

Delivers to GreatSarcasmo a hamburger to sacrifice, and also some garlic mashed potatoes.

By the way, is Falchion supposed to be a pest or something?

Blackjack Jones · « **Reply #10 on:** 02 October 2011, 20:50:17 »

Quote from: VF1LAM on 02 October 2011, 20:33:50

By the way, is Falchion supposed to be a pest or something?

Falchion is Falchion. You'll understand soon enough.

Hersh67 · « **Reply #11 on:** 02 October 2011, 22:43:42 »

Actually, Falchion is a Falchion. One of many. You'll get use to it/them eventually.

Falchion · « **Reply #12 on:** 02 October 2011, 23:07:12 »

Finishing up on VF1's right knee, the Falchion burps.

"I think I'll have a tonic water, please."

chaotic38 · « **Reply #13 on:** 02 October 2011, 23:13:56 »

A Chaotic walks in "gimme a steak, well done" the Chaotic stares at the falchion "And do you think I can get a deep-fried falchion?"

Falchion · « **Reply #14 on:** 02 October 2011, 23:20:33 »

"How about flambe?"

A Falchion cub with burning floof waddles in and raises its paws towards Chaotic.

"Daddeh give hug?"

Blackjack Jones · « **Reply #15 on:** 03 October 2011, 00:55:57 »

Quote from: Hersh67 on 02 October 2011, 22:43:42

Actually, Falchion is a Falchion. One of many. You'll get use to it/them eventually.

I guess it was a vain hope the PTSD would erase that fact.

**Foreseeing what comes next, Jones finishes his drink, throws the Bloomin' Onion at the elder Falchion, slaps down a handful of C-Bills at the register, and walks to the door**

"If anyone's looking for me, I'll be on my smoke break"

**Jones lights up a cowboy killer, steps into his sedan, and proceeds to do donuts in the parking lot, all while listening to
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wV0wPBYDQ6Y on the radio**

VF1LAM · « **Reply #16 on:** 03 October 2011, 10:38:35 »

Delivers to Chaotic38 an Outback Special sirloin cooked well.

Stormcrow · « **Reply #17 on:** 03 October 2011, 12:56:14 »

Quote from: Blackjack Jones on 03 October 2011, 00:55:57

I guess it was a vain hope the PTSD would erase that fact.

**Foreseeing what comes next, Jones finishes his drink, throws the Bloomin' Onion at the elder Falchion, slaps down a handful of C-Bills at the register, and walks to the door**

"If anyone's looking for me, I'll be on my smoke break"

**Jones lights up a cowboy killer, steps into his sedan, and proceeds to do donuts in the parking lot, all while listening to
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wV0wPBYDQ6Y on the radio**

Rolls up in tricked out black Hummer H2 and deploys speakers and video monitors

"Yours is good, but this version is more my style." as he breaks out a bottle of Stranahan's and takes a pull straight from the bottle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsk5nBqSNVc&feature=related

Falchion · « **Reply #18 on:** 07 October 2011, 08:09:57 »

"I'm gonna be sick..."

Falchion rushes off into the bathroom where then retching sounds can be heard. A pink sludge with small nodules starts to leak out from under the bathroom door after Falchion exits.

"You might want to avoid the bathroom for a little while."

VF1LAM · « **Reply #19 on:** 07 October 2011, 10:07:03 »

* Sends in a security robot to give Falchion a swirlie to make sure he's clean... *

Paladin1 · « **Reply #20 on:** 07 October 2011, 10:29:36 »

A Security bot? Why not just send a newborn child in there? Treat Falchion like you would Wombat, with lots of respect from a very health distance. Like the next system over.

Falchion · « **Reply #21 on:** 07 October 2011, 21:55:37 »

The security bot trundles back out, now covered in pink sacs attached to almost every non-moving surface. A Falchion cub is gnawing on its head-analogue.

VF1LAM · « **Reply #22 on:** 08 October 2011, 06:25:15 »

* Teleports the security bot back to the Twilight Zone before it's too late. *

Falchion · « **Reply #23 on:** 08 October 2011, 23:47:45 »

A Falchion waddles out of the open bathroom door. He is on fire. He also seems to be enjoying this greatly. Especially the part where he's setting fire to the ground he walks upon.

"I AM FALCHION-VULCAN, GOD OF FIRE! WORSHIP ME!" he shouts, climbing on top of a table and in the process setting it alight.

greatsarcasmo · « **Reply #24 on:** 09 October 2011, 00:37:38 »

"Hey y'all what's that cheese you set on fire? I gots an idea..."

Falchion · « **Reply #25 on:** 09 October 2011, 00:38:39 »

The burning Falchion skips past, waving his paws and laughing as more of the thread is set on fire.

"THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIVES!"

VF1LAM · « **Reply #26 on:** 09 October 2011, 08:32:36 »

I have a feeling that this "Falchion" creature is actually a mutant species of TROLL... [madflame]

GreatSarcasmo: Setting cheese on fire is currently restricted to our Outback chefs while on the premises of Davion Outback Steakhouse. We do offer our guests the option of pan-seared Anglo-French cheese appetizers. Would you perhaps be interested in trying our featured Roquefort appetizer?

* Exorcises FALCHION-VULCAN while some Outback personnel break out the fire extinguishers. *