Author Topic: nonsensical error messages in the cockpit... (Read 67406 times)

awclawson · « **Reply #30 on:** 02 September 2011, 22:00:28 »

"Recalculating....recalculating..."

M-Rex · « **Reply #31 on:** 02 September 2011, 22:45:27 »

For those times when we all have Hellbie dice...

Pa Weasley · « **Reply #32 on:** 03 September 2011, 08:13:56 »

Warning: ultra autocannon rolled a two.

Col.Hengist · « **Reply #33 on:** 03 September 2011, 08:25:58 »

The tally man is tallying your bananna amo.

Grim_Reaper · « **Reply #34 on:** 03 September 2011, 10:26:29 »

"Warning HG Lawyers detected"

Any unseen Mech

Fallen_Raven · « **Reply #35 on:** 03 September 2011, 12:00:23 »

"I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay..."

"I am about to drop the hammer, and dispense some indiscriminate justice!"

GreenDragon · « **Reply #36 on:** 03 September 2011, 13:01:41 »

Quote from: Crunch on 01 September 2011, 21:00:09

PC LOAD LETTER

beat me to it.

Warning the Omnipod: UNUSED WEIGHT/SPACE has caused internal system error. Please replace and restart.

Stormlion1 · « **Reply #37 on:** 03 September 2011, 13:14:26 »

Welcome to the IMF, your mission if you choose to accept is is to..., the mech and the message will self destruct in 5 seconds.....

Wrangler · « **Reply #38 on:** 03 September 2011, 17:06:20 »

Hotdropping from orbit in a Atlas.....

*WARNING!!!!!!! Booster Rocket Failure, insufficent fuel to continue retro-burn. EJECT! EJECT! EJECT! EJECT! EJECT! EJECT! EJECT! EJECT! EJECT! EJECT! EJECT! EJECT!*

Mechwarrior last thoughts as ejects from his prestine 'Mech....(This never would have happened to General Thomas Hogarth......)

guardiandashi · « **Reply #39 on:** 05 September 2011, 16:15:55 »

OS not found (blinking cursor )

superfunkicalifragisexy not recognised

Iseenfireandiseenrain not accepted

itsdabooomb is not a valid command for current target

Doug Glendower · « **Reply #40 on:** 05 September 2011, 16:48:02 »

Welcome to the H-G-N-7-3-2 Main Assault 'Mech, you may call me Shelia...

Fallen_Raven · « **Reply #41 on:** 05 September 2011, 19:13:50 »

Warning: Bacon supply critically low. For saftey reasons this Battlemech must shutdown.

greatsarcasmo · « **Reply #42 on:** 05 September 2011, 19:44:23 »

Quote from: Fallen_Raven on 05 September 2011, 19:13:50

Warning: Bacon supply critically low. For saftey reasons this Battlemech must shutdown.

Mmmm, bacon.

ItsTehPope · « **Reply #43 on:** 05 September 2011, 19:52:51 »

Quote from: guardiandashi on 05 September 2011, 16:15:55

OS not found (blinking cursor )

superfunkicalifragisexy not recognised

Iseenfireandiseenrain not accepted

itsdabooomb is not a valid command for current target

*raised eyebrow* Impressive. Here's my take on when a C3i network converges/reconverges...obviously C3 systems are Skynet

00:14:53: OSPF: End of hello processing
00:14:53: OSPF: Neighbor change Event on interface Serial0/0/0
00:14:53: OSPF: Rcv DBD from 10.0.1.5 on Serial0/0/0 seq 0x5771 opt 0x00 flag 0x7 len 32 mtu 1500 state EXSTART
00:14:53: OSPF: First DBD and we are not SLAVE
00:14:53: OSPF: Rcv DBD from 10.0.1.5 on Serial0/0/0 seq 0x7fe opt 0x00 flag 0x2 len 172 mtu 1500 state EXSTART
00:14:53: OSPF: NBR Negotiation Done. We are the MASTER

Paladin1 · « **Reply #44 on:** 05 September 2011, 20:18:33 »

Quote from: guardiandashi on 05 September 2011, 16:15:55

OS not found (blinking cursor )

superfunkicalifragisexy not recognised

Iseenfireandiseenrain not accepted

itsdabooomb is not a valid command for current target

Nicely done sir, I believe you just earned your spot in the Old Farts Brigade.

vidar · « **Reply #45 on:** 05 September 2011, 23:12:29 »

C:\ frag\

Grim_Reaper · « **Reply #46 on:** 06 September 2011, 05:23:16 »

"warrior needs food badly"

PurpleDragon · « **Reply #47 on:** 06 September 2011, 12:09:29 »

coolant reactor low; shutting down Gyro.

Col.Hengist · « **Reply #48 on:** 06 September 2011, 12:14:54 »

Your cockpit is a jar

Doug Glendower · « **Reply #49 on:** 06 September 2011, 14:10:21 »

"Roasted Lamb Low, Gyro Shutdown Immiment"

greatsarcasmo · « **Reply #50 on:** 06 September 2011, 14:43:11 »

Quote from: Doug Glendower on 06 September 2011, 14:10:21

"Roasted Lamb Low, Gyro Shutdown Immiment"

Mmm, gyros...

Wrangler · « **Reply #51 on:** 06 September 2011, 17:07:46 »

*Tactical Computer Error! Default Weapon selection restore. Rear Firing Weaponry enabled.*

Xtrahmxwohld · « **Reply #52 on:** 07 September 2011, 14:47:55 »

"Your PC is unhappy"

Grim_Reaper · « **Reply #53 on:** 07 September 2011, 17:20:51 »

{Nagging Voice} Slow down, your going too fast {?Nagging Voice}
Computer in an Urbanmech or Anniliator

guardiandashi · « **Reply #54 on:** 08 September 2011, 00:06:46 »

any mech standing still.... "speed limit exceeded"....

nerd · « **Reply #55 on:** 08 September 2011, 00:11:46 »

LRM PROGRAM LOAD FAIL, in anything that doesn't have missiles.

GYRO PROGRAM ABORT, SPIN UP COMPLETE IN >>countdown timer<< for a vehicle or BA.

StCptMara · « **Reply #56 on:** 08 September 2011, 00:31:43 »

Warning! PPC Firing Circuit Error: No error detected.

Pa Weasley · « **Reply #57 on:** 08 September 2011, 07:48:24 »

"Low tire pressure."

Wrangler · « **Reply #58 on:** 08 September 2011, 18:33:45 »

*Defragging hard drive commencing, all system switching to safety mode.*

PurpleDragon · « **Reply #59 on:** 09 September 2011, 09:43:49 »

incoming fire, safe mode disabled.