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OK, we got the new bar set up on Achooluna. We can wander back and forth between the sites until the moderator finally notices and lacks the doors on the old one.
This location has a sort of a pirate motif, mostly because all of the furniture was stolen from all of the other closed CBT bars. Harrr!
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*Parrot on my shoulder, a patch over my left eye and a rusty cutlass hanging from my hip* What?! You said a pirate motif.
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*Roar from above the skies of the Bar echos the landscape as the bar trembles as a single Battlemech exits the Overlord DropShip named the "Yamato". A gleaming blue Thunderhawk lands as it's jump-boosters eject from the mech and land on one of Achoo's Hetzers rusting in the new parking alot of Achooluna's parking lot. A single figure scuffles down from the cockpit after the Mech appears to go into standby mode with a cowboy hat on and warn black jumpers. Man approaches the new Achooluna bar by the bear with grin on his face.*
Oh Man, I love these tiki bars. I'll have one those rum drinks won't you please!
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Sure. But if you wanted to keep with the theme of the bar you should have arrived on a Buccaneer dropship and did the drop in a Buccaneer BattleMech with a couple of Cutlass aerospace fighters providing air cover. >:D
Just saying........ 8)
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Sure. But if you wanted to keep with the theme of the bar you should have arrived on a Buccaneer dropship and did the drop in a Buccaneer BattleMech with a couple of Cutlass aerospace fighters providing air cover. >:D
Just saying........ 8)
Lol, i wish i could do a re-do! I totally didn't think of it!
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I prefer the Picaroon like the one in the parking lot next to the trash dumpsters.
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*A BoP unit materializes at the end of the bar and begins filing off his serial numbers*
Nice place you have here. A shame if something were to happen to it.
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Of course something will happen to it. It always does.
Like you showing up O:-)
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*A BoP unit materializes at the end of the bar and begins filing off his serial numbers*
Nice place you have here. A shame if something were to happen to it.
Like for it to burn down 42 times in a row with a nuclear detonation at the end?!? Yea we could arrange that to happen on accident accidentally without having any knowledge of it and a solid alibi of whereabouts in a seperate galaxy 1 billion years in the future past.
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Between Wombat and the local emergency services, we don't even need to arrange accidents.
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Has the Wombat gone extinct? He's not been around.
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Wombat always returns.
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*MM stumbles up to the bar wearing an oversized British Navy Commodore hat with a German Totenkopf attached to it*
"I'll have a rum and Coke. Light on the Coke."
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*MM stumbles up to the bar wearing an oversized British Navy Commodore hat with a German Totenkopf attached to it*
"I'll have a rum and Coke. Light on the Coke."
***Clang's left eyebrow starts twitching when he notices the mixture of British and German military paraphernalia MM is wearing.***
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*Both of MM's eyebrows twitch at the sight of Clang's twitching*
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*Wrangler watches with a raised eyebrow as both Clang and Mopar's eyebrows go flying off their faces.*
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I knew I should have used more staples
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Damn it that was a brand new pair of eyebrows!!!
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I have a nail gun you can use to put them back on if you like..... ::)
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Damn it that was a brand new pair of eyebrows!!!
We at BoP Industries understands that Clang-a-Corp's product selection may be limited, so we are pleased to offer their CEO a free set of replacement eyebrows of his choice from our "Cinema" line of makeup and facial prosthetics.
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Luckily my eyebrows grow quickly...argh
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*Wrangler watches as Clang-a-Corp techs install new pair of eyebrows onto their boss, the Clangador! When they finish, Clangador tries to move his eyebrows only to have them begin to spin like pinwheels vs up down motion.*
That's rather...animated.
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*Wrangler watches as Clang-a-Corp techs install new pair of eyebrows onto their boss, the Clangador! When they finish, Clangador tries to move his eyebrows only to have them begin to spin like pinwheels vs up down motion.*
That's rather...animated.
*Clang squints at Wrangler and begins to plot his revenge.*
Unfortunately, Clang records his plotting in ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics in which it takes 14 years to write down, meanwhile the batteries in the spinning eyebrows go dead and Clang loses interest and falls asleep.*
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Clang is like a tortoise when it comes to sleep.
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He is also like a tortoise when it comes to uptakes........ ::)
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Well don't flip him over. He won't be able right himself if you do.
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It was a long busy day at work. I wish I could have hidden in my shell all day. :(
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I did not have to work today, so I hid in my shell. I call it my house. O0
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It was a long busy day at work. I wish I could have hidden in my shell all day. :(
Oh - poor bubbie
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Just have some Rum, In a Cup!. It will make you forget!
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Just have some Rum, In a Cup!. It will make you forget!
I find a few hits of acid make me forget that the walls aren't really melting off of. The screaming clown skulls behind them.
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Clang - might want to turn down the drip. Just saying.
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Uhm, I think his drip is on continuous stream.....
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*Clang notices his drip is the size of the Alaskan pipeline.*
How do you turn this thing down!??
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hMMM
*Wrangler grabs number of name-less drunk ferrets hanging out in the Achooluna bar and stuffs them into the pipe until fills the hole. However the ferrets are slowly filling up with rum*
That should buy use time til we can fix it.
*Looks at his ancient wrist watch*
Hmm about 2 minutes maybe.
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I beg yer pardon, mama, wha' did ye say?
Me mind was driftin' off on Martinique Bay.
'tis nah that I be nah interested, ye see;
Augusta, Georgia be jus' no ship t' be.
I reckon Jamaican in th' moonlight.
Sandy beaches, drinkin' rum every night.
We got no doubloons, mama, but we can go;
We'll split th' difference, go t' Coconut Grove.
Keep on natterin', mama, I can hear
Yer voice, it tickles down inside o' me ear.
I feel a tropical vacation this year,
Might be th' answer t' this bucaneer fear.
I reckon Jamaican in th' moonlight.
Sandy beaches, drinkin' rum every night.
We got no doubloons, mama, but we can go;
We'll split th' difference, go t' Coconut Grove.
Voila! An American Dream.
Well, we can travel lass, without any means.
When 'tis as easy as closin' yer eyes
'n dream Jamaica be a big neon sign.
Jus' keep natterin', mama, I like that sound.
It goes so easy wit' that rain fallin' down.
I reckon a tropical vacation this year,
Might be th' answer t' this hillbilly fear.
Voila! An American Dream.
Yeah, we can travel, lass, without any means.
When 'tis as easy as closin' yer eyes
'n dream Jamaica be a big neon sign.
Jus' reckon Jamaican in th' moonlight.
Sandy beaches, drinkin' rum every night.
We got no doubloons, mama, but we can go;
We'll split th' difference, go t' Coconut Grove.
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Never been to Jamaica and probably never will.
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I knew someone who went and they walked the beach barefooted. They left the shoes next to the entrance of the beach. They came back to find their shoes were stolen and replaced by the thieves worn pair.
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my parents got ripped off there too. Only place in their world travels
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I knew someone who went and they walked the beach barefooted. They left the shoes next to the entrance of the beach. They came back to find their shoes were stolen and replaced by the thieves worn pair.
At least his feet weren't in them.
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We don't tolerate th' theft o' shoes here on Achooluna! We shall plunder yer dignity, yer doubloons, yer sense o' self worth, 'n a lot o' yer time. But ne'er yer shoes.
Besides, used shoes stink!
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We don't tolerate th' theft o' shoes here on Achooluna! We shall plunder yer dignity, yer doubloons, yer sense o' self worth, 'n a lot o' yer time. But ne'er yer shoes.
If that's true. Explain Wombat and your pants issues with him?
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Used shoes do stink
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I make no attempt t' explain th' actions o' Wombat. Nah even Wombat can explain his owns actions. Ye jus' try t' survive them 'n hope fer th' best.
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Wombat might be a random action generator
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O0
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***Clang notices that Achoo and Mopar seem to be infested with minature battletech figure sized Wombats.***
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Are they mechanical, made by BoP Industries or did Wombat fell into the a botmaker??
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That sounds more like a Clang-A-Corp product
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That sounds more like a Clang-A-Corp product
This uranium paperweight is a prefectly fine product from Clang-a-Corp.
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This uranium paperweight is a prefectly fine product from Clang-a-Corp.
Is that why your hook is glowing?
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Should have bought the BoP Industries tungsten paperweight
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***Clang notices that Achoo and Mopar seem to be infested with minature battletech figure sized Wombats.***
That doesn't sound that bad.
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Arrrgh! Get them off o' me! Get those thin's off o' me! Arrrrgh!
KABLAM! KABLAM! WHUUUUMP!
BRATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATAT!
WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM
ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!
BANG BANG KABLAM KABLAM KABLAM KAWHUMP![/color]
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Did I get them all?
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No
*BoP chucks a hand grenade in Achoo's direction*
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I hope that's a nuclear hand grenade. Then again, that's no guarantee that the Wombats are killed off.
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I hope that's a nuclear hand grenade. The again, that's no guarantee that the Wombats are killed off.
(https://images.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FrdIsTE2.gif&f=1)
Great....were going have minature Battletech figure sized glowing nuclear zombie Wombats doing anti-Achoo Battlemech attacks now.
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As long as they are going after Achoo and not the rest of us, who cares?
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Seems legit
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What could possibly go wrong?
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I asked the risk assesment department. They assured me, I don't really want to know.
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I asked the risk assesment department. They assured me, I don't really want to know.
You realize they were fibbing to get you out of their office so they could packup and zoom off at warp speed in one of your Rental Klingon Bird of prey Warships you mass produce right?
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It is Monday, yes.
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Monday. Ugh.
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No it's Tuesday!
Ah crap. I'm in China so I'm a day ahead.
Enjoy your Monday you Chowderheads :P
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Monday. Ugh.
Pisss...it's Tuesday.
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It's Wabbit Season!
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I thought it was duck season.
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It's Clang Season!
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Make your minds up!
(https://media.tenor.co/images/5f2dae3b84f52b52d6f340ded21f4a54/raw)
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That show wasted a lot of paper
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It's Baseball Season!
[Achoo tosses out a bag of baseballs, followed by pulling a really big gun and starts shooting at the baseballs with absolutely no concern about where any missed shot end up!]
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG KAWHANG Oops, sorry Mopar BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BLANG My bad, Wrangler BRATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATWHANG Sorry Bop. Just walk it off!
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PULL
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*Two plushy pink wombats fly through the air* BOOM *click* BOOM
Holding a smoking 12-gauge shot gun in my hands, "Did I do that?' I then push my glasses back up to the bridge of my nose.
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OUCH!
Watch that thing Achoo
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Batter up?
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Better than butter.
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Better than butter.
How is anything better than butter?
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When it is covered with bacon, of course.
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When it is covered with bacon, of course.
With bacon bits on top.
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Served on a bed of bacon.
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I had to go to Malaysia a couple of times. They don't have bacon :(
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Muslim country, so therefore no bacon. They really don't know what they are missing (aside from the high cholesterol)
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Muslim country, so therefore no bacon. They really don't know what they are missing (aside from the high cholesterol)
They have a turkey bacon that looks nasty.
The country is not 100% Muslim but it's darn close.
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IT'S BACON SEASON ME HEARTIES!
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It's grilling season.
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If ye can grill th' bacon on th' grill wit' a side o' eggs 'n hashbrowns that would be awesome! Otherwise ye needs t' get a skillet.
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Um Achoo, isn't it always bacon season?
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Don't tell it to Kevin Bacon, he gets bit vain about it.
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Mr. Bacon does nah jus' get "vain". He gets mighty, mighty, mighty concerned 'n gets a lot footloose fer th' exits wit' much haste.
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In China the bacon is almost raw :(
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In China the bacon is almost raw :(
Ugh
How does Wombat survive on that. :P
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I 'ave no idea sir. Why don't ye ask th' azure bane how it survives on such raw cuisine. Jus' be careful. Th' answer may nah be pleasant.
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Bacon is far better in the US
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Bacon is far better in the US
You mean, Merica. ;)
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Wha' in th' heck happened? It suddenly got dark as all o' th' lights went out! Even th' power 'n th' internet connection went out! Then thar was a long period o' silence, followed by a lot o' cussin'. Then th' whole ship rocked back 'n forth, thar was a lot o' construction noise, then th' lights sort o' flickered back on fer a bit 'n th' stars were different. Did we accidentally end up inside o' Wombat's pouch again?
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That's impossible. The Wombat has not been seen in months. He's never been in this impenetrable fortress known as Achooluna. O0
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*BoP re-enters shuddering from withdraw*
FORUMS!!!
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Just sit down and have a beer. Somebody get him a burger!
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I thought he was mechanical. Won't that put him off line? Oh well
*Has a Clang-O-Bot dressed in a hula dancer stuff Hawaiian Burger into BoP's pie hole and sudden watch him short circuit.*
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I jus' realized that I be runnin' out o' good enemies, dang it! Wombat, me arch-nemesis, has gone awol in Capellan space 'n me frienemy Clang has sadly left us. I needs t' find a few new enemies t' exchange insults wit'.
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Can you insult Clarke?
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Too easy of a Target.
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Too easy of a Target.
That might be a double pun since I think that is where he works :))
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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh. :)
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Hey Achoo!
*waves*
I can see Iowa from here. I'm in Omaha.
I used to think I was fat. Here I'm a like a super model.
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Cool. I can see Iowa from here. I am in Illinois. Other side of the state.
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Cool. I can see Iowa from here. I am in Illinois. Other side of the state.
I walked over to Iowa the last time I was here.
Illinois - so it's all Chicago-Bang-Bang right?
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No more than Los Angeles is all Southern California.
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No more than Los Angeles is all Southern California.
It's not?
I used to love being in Orange County, or as they like to say the OC, and telling them this is just the slightly nicer part of LA.
They love that O:-)
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I still get comments from people online that think that Moline is a suburb of Chicago. #P
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Moline? Rock Island County was interesting name for the county it's in. At first i thought, well that's silly they name place near landlock midwest for nautical location! Then read about it, turns out to be it's the best armed little island north on the Mississippi!
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Isn't there a Radiator supplier named after Moline
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There was. Minneapolis Moline.
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There was. Minneapolis Moline.
Minnesota you say
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There was. Minneapolis Moline.
Was? What did you guys do this time? Did Clarke some how sell the place to some shady organization or did BoP blow the place into spaaaaaaccccceeeee.
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Clarke! He sold it to the Chinese along with the Vikings, the Twins and two pugs named Guido and Francis.
the Chinese are not happy!
But they'll keep the Pugs
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Was? What did you guys do this time? Did Clarke some how sell the place to some shady organization or did BoP blow the place into spaaaaaaccccceeeee.
The correct term is launch thankyouverymuch
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The correct term is launch thankyouverymuch
I'm sure all the good citizens of Minneapolis, Moline weren't screaming as their city was "launched" into orbit.
Suddenly's its a American ripoff of Super Fortress Macross named Super Fortress Moline.
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I, of course, do have the technology to turn it into a Super Dimensional Fortress.
Money on the other hand . . .
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I, of course, do have the technology to turn it into a Super Dimensional Fortress.
Money on the other hand . . .
So it's bigger on the inside than the outside? you must be making bundle collecting taxes from the city's residence since they don't want be sucking vacuum.
^-^ . . o o O O (Hey, won't that mean we have another place to build a Achooluna themed Rum Resort?)
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Did someone say money?
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Hey, be careful about messing with Moline. We are the home of the corporate headquarters of John Deere. THE corporate headquarters. We even have a style of pizza named after us!
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There a pizza named Achooluna? What on it? Pepperoni and Cheese?
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Well, technically it is called Quad Cities style pizza......but Moline is one of the five cities of the Quad Cities (it's complicated.... :D) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quad_City-style_pizza (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quad_City-style_pizza)
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Yummy! I thought it was a place that promoted Quad 'Mech Pizza delivery!
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Well, technically it is called Quad Cities style pizza......but Moline is one of the five cities of the Quad Cities (it's complicated.... :D) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quad_City-style_pizza (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quad_City-style_pizza)
You have something called quad city with 5 cities in it?
Oh this has to be good.
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It must be because that East Moline and Moline are considered distinct cities and thus five cities in the Quad Citiies
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Well, technically it is called Quad Cities style pizza......but Moline is one of the five cities of the Quad Cities (it's complicated.... :D) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quad_City-style_pizza (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quad_City-style_pizza)
Is this one of the Pizza places in that area?
(http://bg.battletech.com/forums/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=57607.0;attach=42210)
I hope people give good tips!
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Is this one of the Pizza place in that area?
(http://bg.battletech.com/forums/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=57607.0;attach=42210)
I hope people give good tips!
It's not side shift pizza?
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The original four cities of the Quad Cities are Davenport and Bettendorf on the Iowa side of the Mississippi River, and Rock Island and Moline on the Illinois side. Than East Moline got uppity and started calling itself a city.. And they insist on this, despite everybody else insisting that there is four cities in the Quad Cities. It's even in the name.....
BTW, the area is where Black Hawk, chief of the Sauk indians, was born and the site of Saukenuk, the chief village of the Sauk indians. We have a bit of history here. We are also where the first railraod bridge across the Mississippi River was built in 1856.
Davenport is home to the Palmer College of Chiropractic, birthplace of the Chiropractic arts. So if you visit a Chiro, you can thank us. The Palmer's invented it.
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That's pretty cool. I was always into historical related items. Kinda why i like quazy future history Battletech has.
I can picture Achoo on a pink Trolly Bus pointing out things to everyone. :)
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Here is what I am talking about! Quad Cities style pizza!
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OK - it sounds good except the slicing. My engineering brain might not accept it.
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The shape of the slices is fine, it's the insistence on using scissors that's dumb.
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Let's not happy taunt the big pink boss. His piZza goes hia way. He has control of the rum!
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* A rather large and imposing Rattler mobile structure-like tank rumbles upon the scene. Slewing it's multiple turrets around, it begins to fire...
Synthed Voice: Hostiles inbound, Delta program initiated.
Seconds later a Squadron of Wild Weasel make a longrange missile strike, while longrange artillery starts to shell the same target, the Bar.
In a matter of a few moments, the aerocraft and artillery were subdued by the machine. The machine shrugged of an Alamo strike, and deployed a single Battle Armored Humanoid.
Synthed Voice: Targets retreating, Alpha program engaged, Primary Omnibus circuit online, systems nominal. Status: 78% operational, Fuel reserves depleting... recommend additional resupply. Searching.... Searching... Searching... Alternative fuel supply found. Dete-ete. Hostiles unknown. Hello? Is someone there? My sensor circuits are in need of re-calibrating at next system maintenance... Dete-ete. Hello? I detect something in the proximity, identify yourselves! *
( I've been playing way not enough of Fallout 4... got it last christmass and only began truly playing for about 18 days and 19 hours as of last save level 40.4 or so. )
TT
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What are video games?
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What are video games?
It's the thing that killed the Video Star. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iwuy4hHO3YQ)
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It's the thing that killed the Video Star. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iwuy4hHO3YQ)
OMG.... YOUR OLD!
TT
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OMG.... YOUR OLD!
TT
Takes one to know one! :)) :blank:
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It's the thing that killed the Video Star. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iwuy4hHO3YQ)
First thing played on MTV
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Truetrucker, i think you may have doubled parked your Rattler. The Achooluna police department was by AND they had Cobra! Towing to haul it away.
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Achooluna Police are usually pretty lazy
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Achooluna Police are usually pretty lazy
I'm bit surprised about that. Isn't that how they make their money?
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They make their money on parking tickets, impounding vehicles and taking kickbacks.
If you don't claim your vehicle in a week they make additional money by selling it. >:D
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Why is there a pile of tickets slapped on the wiper of your Hetzer?
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This place isn't very lively
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If you want lively start annoying the moderators.......
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Having a company of red painted BattleMasters showing up at drinking resort can sober things up bit.
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Just having a full company of Battlemasters showing up anywhere will sober things up anywhere, regardless of what color they are painted.
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Speaking of which, been painting a lot of minis lately
And building terrain boards
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Just having a full company of Battlemasters showing up anywhere will sober things up anywhere, regardless of what color they are painted.
Wow, that will be a sight. Showing the opposing force who the master of the battlefield.
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Reminds me of Lords of the Battlefield
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That would be a company of Warlords. 8)
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Achoo, being a youngin of sorts. What Mech DO you drive anyways?
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Achoo, being a youngin of sorts. What Mech DO you drive anyways?
I think he has a Walker, a Cane, and a Lark
;D
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I think he has a Walker, a Cane, and a Lark
;D
More like these!
https://www.google.com/search?q=elderly+scooters+at+walmart&source=univ&tbm=shop&tbo=u&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiCzLmz8a_XAhXklFQKHWIaB8oQsxgIKw&biw=1264&bih=878 (https://www.google.com/search?q=elderly+scooters+at+walmart&source=univ&tbm=shop&tbo=u&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiCzLmz8a_XAhXklFQKHWIaB8oQsxgIKw&biw=1264&bih=878)
Might get his senior discount too.
TT #P
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More like these!
https://www.google.com/search?q=elderly+scooters+at+walmart&source=univ&tbm=shop&tbo=u&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiCzLmz8a_XAhXklFQKHWIaB8oQsxgIKw&biw=1264&bih=878 (https://www.google.com/search?q=elderly+scooters+at+walmart&source=univ&tbm=shop&tbo=u&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiCzLmz8a_XAhXklFQKHWIaB8oQsxgIKw&biw=1264&bih=878)
Might get his senior discount too.
TT #P
LOL
I don't think he is riding in one of those but I bet at work he has customers that do and I bet he wants to topple every single one of them over.
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Achoo, being a youngin of sorts. What Mech DO you drive anyways?
A stolen Locust II C.
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Would never have guessed that
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Well, with all those crossed out stickers of Clan Wolf on it and pink spray paint job on it. You won't be able to tell... ^-^
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Well it's better than a Jenner IIC
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I don't know,that Jaguar version stings a lot at range.
TT
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I don't know,that Jaguar version stings a lot at range.
TT
Is that the Jenner IIC 2 ?
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Yep, even has the best secondary weapon known to the Clans : an LRM-5!
I treat it as a larger SRM-2, with bite.... and range.
TT
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<<In meantime, Achooluna police have towed truetanker's rattler away with bigger airborne structure (huge blimp) leaving a ticket of 100 million C-bills for trickle parking.>>
*Wrangler takes a sip from his rum (Hey, it' IS Achoolina, drinking rum every night) and watches the site of monster air ship fly off with the Mk2 Rattler away with orange flashing lights of a tow truck...*
That's not something you see everyday. I guess Police are looking for a big pay day.
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* TT is singing Up and away in his beautiful balloon *
TT
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This thread needs 76% more rum
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What's the other 24%?
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What's the other 24%?
Vodka hopefully
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Well, we certainly don't cut the rum with a cola......that's sacrilege!
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How about orange juice?
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How about orange juice?
Vodka is used for that. It's called screwdriver. Add rum it's a tropical Screwdriver, but i'm not sure it's drinkable.
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Vodka is used for that. It's called screwdriver. Add rum it's a tropical Screwdriver, but i'm not sure it's drinkable.
Trust me, it is quite drinkable, especially with Captain Myer's Rum
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Pyrat? Is that the right name? Some damn good rum.
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I think it's Pryde, since Adrien Pryde faked his death and open a distillery in Free Worlds League. Pryde's Fusineers, fuel for the savage warrior. I think he may have rum brand called Star Captain Adrien's Rum.
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He faked his death? OMG it all makes sense now.
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And he drove off in the writer's Fiat..... ;D
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And he drove off in the writer's Fiat..... ;D
Was it a Fiat 500? ;D
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A bit more powerful, it was an Abarth edition.
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Could been this Fiat.
(https://www.autoedizione.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Fiat-4x4.jpg)
or this one.
(http://www.thefrankbartoncompany.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/fiat_cargo_pic.jpg)
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Those need BT stats, stat!
TT
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those Fiats have too many doors
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those Fiats have too many doors
I guess your not a doors fan.
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I guess your not a doors fan.
I like Peace Frog but other than that no I'm not a big Doors fan.
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Man everyone must got blitz from New Years. Usually there some kind jabber in this place after having those special rums Achoo usually stashes here.
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The thread is in a coma
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Sorry. I had internet issues that had their own internet issues. I have been offline since the 15th of December.... [drool]
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Don't worry, though you should look more often where that plug you pull out by accident that connects the internet then firebombing the provider. :))
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Well, I ditched the provider...... 8)
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Dropped them like a hot potato
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*Watches the hot potato explode since it was grenade!*
Look out!!
*Suddenly the Wombat waltz in and get shot through the ceiling leaving a Wombat hole*
I said look out...man.
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Hope my little buddy remembers his parachute
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Wombat? Remember? Not until after he crashes, then maybe a week later it might, just might, dawn on him. And at that moment he will pull the ripcord of a parachute (probably inappropriately at an inappropriate time) than waddle off to cause mayhem somewhere else.....
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He alright
*Wrangler peers outside watching a pink Locust IIC stomp off*
He seems like doing Grand theft Mecha.
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Well in about 8 hours I'll be in Wombat's current territory.
Wish me luck. :D
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Look out for his famous TNT cream pies!
<<LOUD ExPLOSIoN>>
Hmm i guess don't have to look out too far...
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I can see clearly now the rain is gone
I can see all obstacles in my way
Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind
It's gonna be a bright (bright)
Bright (bright) sunshiny day
It's gonna be a bright (bright)
Bright (bright) sunshiny day
Oh, yes I can make it now the pain is gone
All of the bad feelings have disappeared
Here is that rainbow I've been praying for
It's gonna be a bright (bright)
Bright (bright) sunshiny day
Look all around, there's nothing but blue skies
Look straight ahead, there's nothing but blue skies
I can see clearly now the rain is gone
I can see all obstacles in my way
Here is that rainbow I've been praying for
It's gonna be a bright (bright)
Bright (bright) sunshiny day
It's gonna be a bright (bright)
Bright (bright) sunshiny day
Bright (bright), bright (bright)
Bright sunshiny day
It's going to be a bright (bright)
Bright (bright) sunshiny day
It's gonna be a bright (bright)
Bright (bright) sunshiny day
It's gonna be a bright (bright)
Bright (bright) sunshiny day
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Does this mean that there are rainbows coming out of Achoo's ass.
I've never seen him in such a good mood
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJJ_bVNeNx4 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJJ_bVNeNx4)
Just replace Candy with Achoo, is even funnier!
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Who can take a sunrise
(Who can take a sunrise)
Sprinkle it with dew
(Sprinkle it with dew)
Cover it in chocolate
And a miracle or two
The Achoo
(The Achoo)
The Achoo can
(The Achoo can)
The Achoo can cause he
Mixes it with love and
Makes the world taste good
Who can take a rainbow
(Who can take a rainbow)
And wrap it in a sigh
(Wrap it in a sigh)
Soak it in the sun and
Make a tasty lemon pie
The Achoo
(The Achoo)
Oh the Achoo can
(The Achoo can)
The Achoo can
‘Cause he
Mixes it with
Love and
Makes the world
Taste good
The Achoo makes
Everything he bakes
Satisfying and delicious
Talk about your
Childhood wishes
You could even eat
The dishes
Who can take tomorrow
(Who can take tomorrow)
And dip it in a dream
(Dip it in a dream)
Separate the sorrow
And collect up all the cream
The Achoo
(The Achoo)
Oh the Achoo can
(The Achoo can)
The Achoo can cause he
Mixes it with love and
Makes the world
Taste good
The Achoo can cause he
Mixes it with love and
Makes the world
Taste good
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Achoo may have gotten into the "Special" meds again.
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Achoo may have gotten into the "Special" meds again.
Geritol?
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Flintstone Vitamins....
King VitAmin cereal...
Slightly hygienic partial-homogenized soy milk, soft-curdled with a hint of peppermint schnapps!
TT
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Well you can't beat Flintstone Vitamins
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Well, at least Achoo hasn't been inflicted with early sign of the Easter Bunny Infection yet. Sanity is at normal levels so far.
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Normal? This is normal?
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As normal as Achooluna get's.
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HIs life can be characterized as being filled with traijacket memories and sedative highs
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HIs life can be characterized as being filled with traijacket memories and sedative highs
I think it's more in line with binge watching Pauly Shore movies
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I can see him bringing Paul shore movies doing this to him.
*Wrangler pokes Achoo's weeks old inert body with pool cue see if he's still alive or hibernating.*
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* Wrangler gets hit with a lawsuit from said Pool Cue for Endangering it's life with Attempt to Bodily Harm. A Weasel rep is standing by... *
Wow, such toon violence...
TT
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*Pool cue melts as Achoo's gamer funk breaks down it's molecular structure*
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*Wrangler counter suits with a large law book knocking out the rep Weasel and then sents him to the Roadkill Cafe down street to settle the suit with WeaselBurgers*
Dang Weasels.
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There's a sign for 2-4-$5 sale @ WeaselKing going on now.
Comes with a Wombat action figure and Achoo-sized micro shoe fries, in reality more like a Mickey D's Hashbrown... of course the MOPAR-size drink is an upgrade-able one.
TT
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You realize that the Mopar-sized drink causes kidney failure in most individuals, right?
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That the deities I'm a Borg...
TT
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As in Smorgasbord?
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I'd never called you borging. You seem to be a lively fellow.
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It's true. I still have a pulse
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I'd never called you borging.
Probably because he has no biological OR technological distinctiveness.
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Probably because he has no biological OR technological distinctiveness.
He has those tank treads on his feet he was using to click into his Mobile Structure bar were currently inhabiting somewhere.
Hmm i wonder he may have displaced Achoo inside that thing and he's currently lost in it...
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My Great Grandpappy was WaLLe and Great-Great Grandpappy was Johnny5.
TT
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My Great Grandpappy was WaLLe and Great-Great Grandpappy was Johnny5.
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That makes you the robot from Lost In Space
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That makes you the robot from Lost In Space
You mean he's terrible with directions?
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You mean he's terrible with directions?
He bought one of those Star Maps off TV
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I can still find your house Mopar, I'll just as Com-er... Word of Blake's OnStar to find my way.
}:)
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I can still find your house Mopar, I'll just as Com-er... Word of Blake's OnStar to find my way.
}:)
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Well you guys are invited anytime you want - just be aware of the dod. 8)
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Well you guys are invited anytime you want - just be aware of the dod. 8)
It's drool worse than it's bite?
TT
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It's drool worse than it's bite?
TT
Dog.
There was a Todd in our BT group. His drool was pretty bad.
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So a case of frozen Steakumms then?
http://www.steakumm.com/ (http://www.steakumm.com/)
TT
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So a case of frozen Steakumms then?
http://www.steakumm.com/ (http://www.steakumm.com/)
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Never freeze your meat.
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Never freeze your meal? How else you suppose to keep it around after it's caught so you can slice, dice, and makes Julienne Fries out of it?
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Never freeze your meal? How else you suppose to keep it around after it's caught so you can slice, dice, and makes Julienne Fries out of it?
Eat it fresh
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Never freeze your meal? How else you suppose to keep it around after it's caught so you can slice, dice, and makes Julienne Fries out of it?
One does not Julienne meat. Potatoes, yes. Vegetable, yes. Meat, on.
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Meat, on.
So, Meat Off?
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Achoo thinks so...
TT
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Actually, no. Dyslexia strikes again!
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You should paid it off so it won't be on Strike to begin with!
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I think you guys play with your meat too much
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I think you guys play with your meat too much
Says the Hippie free-loader you!
TT
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Free loader? Where do you get that from?
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Free loader? Where do you get that from?
Yeah where the hell does he get that?
I bet I paid more in taxes last year than Achoo. I might have paid more than Achoo and him!
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Doesn't Achoo own Achooluna? Why would he pay his own taxes?
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Doesn't Achoo own Achooluna? Why would he pay his own taxes?
The place is worthless so the taxes are 0
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No wonder the Palm trees are made out of 3D Cardboard!
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No wonder the Palm trees are made out of 3D Cardboard!
He is on such a tight budget he only has 2D cardboard.
Hey - I'm in Chicago today
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Come to Indy, I'll buy the beer and pizza!
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Come to Indy, I'll buy the beer and pizza!
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I've been to Indy!
Hey did you know that I have a thing called the Mopar Messiah Commando Support Tour? I've played BT with 17 Commandos on the East Coast. I've flown to game with Clangador in Seattle / Tacoma. Flew to KC to play BT with Hellhound.
So now I need to remember that you are in Indy
MM
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*pokes MightyAchoo with a Pool Stick* Did he overload from one those Easter Drinks again? He's been in coma for months.
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*pokes MightyAchoo with a Pool Stick* Did he overload from one those Easter Drinks again? He's been in coma for months.
Cadbury Egg poisoning is my guess
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Nope. Just more suck hours from reality. Oh, and "wonderful, happy, respectful" customers............
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Ya know what?
I think Achoo is secretly posting those Walmart pics of people on YOUTUBE....
You know which ones....
TT
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Oh, and "wonderful, happy, respectful" customers............
HAHAHAHAHA
Come on I've seen those people ;D
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Unfortunately so do I. Every day...........some more than once every day. xp
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Unfortunately so do I. Every day...........some more than once every day. xp
Luckily they have bleach so you can wash out your eyes
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Bleach doesn't get the images out of my mind. And trust me, neither does alcohol.................. xp
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What DO you do, Mr. Achoo all knowing ... something.. in pink?
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(https://www.thetoyshoppe.com/images/productslarge/56430d.jpg)
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Ahhh!!!!!!!! :D
He's mutated into a Mutant Pink Cat!!! :o
(rolls ball of pink yarn to distract him, while Wrangler drinks his rum.)
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Quick someone warn Wombat fast...!!!
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Mwahahaha! Wombat is trapped in the Confederation! Trapped I tell you!
Which is probably good for us.........
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Until he does a breakout!
<<Sudden over the Confederation border, less likely event accrues as a entire RCT launched from with House Liao space directly at Achooluna! Lead by the Wombat, ahead of 1st Armored Wombat Brigade, various regiments named after Wombat's favorite things like wallets and underpants, etc. >>
<<Landing on planet, they hit the bars hard drinking up all Achoo's booze, while stealing various wallets including the Achoo's and replacing with a "IOU" in crayon and barely readable!>>
*Wrangler looks up as the horde of Wombat troops head off to another raid and says* Well, i'm glad i keep my wallet in electronic and various hiding spots. But oh well. *Drinks last of the rum he had in hand, hoping it hadn't been swapped out with Wombat's home made brew*.
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It's just not the same as actually having Wombat doing the actual raiding. :(
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Wow! I completely forgot that I parked this thing in orbit. Huh. Got a spare full moon.
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(trying to recover from Wombat's fake brew he was given...<cough><cough>) What moon? You parked it??? ??? :o
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That is what you do with moons. Otherwise they are dwarf planets...….so you park them in orbit somewhere.
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I was referring to the huge volcanoes blowing Capital Thruster out of them. Usually planets don't come equipped with those.
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Those are not volcanos. They ARE capital grade thrusters. And LUNA class "moons" do come equipped with them. Well, except for ClangLuna. That is equipped with a Suck drive. Just point it at someplace that sucks and it gets sucked right there.
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I'm almost afraid to ask what you do with universes largest round-ish Winnebago.
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Achoo got himself one of the budget lunas
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budget? Like it's from Ikea with some parts missing?
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No, That was ClangLuna. Unfortunately I paid full price for this puppy!
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What's with that meter wide trench that runs the equator length for again?
TT
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Wait, those sand traps for Achooluna Mech-golf course?
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The sand trench is for dunebuggy racing. :thumbsup:
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Recreation on Achooluna is very important.
The female wrestling pits are quite a hit
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And you can get really hit there if you aren't careful!
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yeah could lose an eyeball
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Is there a sand pit like the Live-Fire Mech-Mud Wrestling matches you guys run?
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More like King Crab in the King of the Mountain arena.
After it rained...
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Is there a sand pit like the Live-Fire Mech-Mud Wrestling matches you guys run?
LOL -our last BT game was Scenario 7 from the Coventry campaign. It's played on the River Delta Map 1 & 2 + the Large Lakes 2 map with all hexes adjacent to water being mud.
Fun times
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One wild game I played in was four forest maps with hills. What made it wild was it was supposed to be a jungle in flood, with level 1 water everywhere (the level 1 terrain was level 0 water). It was messy as hell getting around on that one! (with lots of cover to boot!)
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Oh, and there was a current that required a piloting roll each turn to avoid being moved one hex in the direction of flow, modified by the weight class of your 'Mech. And if you failed that roll you had to make another piloting skill roll to avoid falling down.
It was a messy game.
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Ever fought the Wombat in one those games. Seem like Wombat would't play fair. ;D
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Oh, and there was a current that required a piloting roll each turn to avoid being moved one hex in the direction of flow, modified by the weight class of your 'Mech. And if you failed that roll you had to make another piloting skill roll to avoid falling down.
It was a messy game.
We had a game with a wide river, 5 hexes wide and the Merc unit had to find ford across it. It required you step into the water to determine if the mirky water was shallow enough. The Mercs drove their hovercraft and ejected their infantry to speed things up - sink or swim boys. I did not see that tactic coming.
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Yup. Trial by drowning. Gotta love that level of sadism.
Maxim 32
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Well, not as entertaining having a Fireball going full tilt across a road map then fail skid check and litterly look like it's skipping across water like a rock and sinking as such after being hulled.
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Yup. Trial by drowning. Gotta love that level of sadism.
Maxim 32
Yeah that was pretty funny
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Well, not as entertaining having a Fireball going full tilt across a road map then fail skid check and litterly look like it's skipping across water like a rock and sinking as such after being hulled.
Been there, done that. Broke the Locust and the leg of the Warhammer it crashed into. Sadly the Warhammer was on my side......
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He must have been drinking way too much rum.
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Nope. He was sober. I, however...….well, I wasn't drunk, but...…..
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Too many fruit cocktails eh?
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I believe everyone bit fruity having all those sport drinks and their buzzy after words.
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Don't do those sporty drink things. I actually read the ingredient labels and checked what I was allowed to have. Nope. Don't do those things. They really ain't good for you.
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(Hands cool bottle of birch beer to achoo.)
There that old style soda should do it for ya.
(Starts watching what he assumes a old recording of the Wombat stealing someones Mech with comical results in piloting.)
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Watch the third video. I put "Wombat friendly" picture instructions, arranged at random, on the controls. BattleMech Break Dancing at it's finest! He broke the 'Mech he stole, the lance sent to retrieve him and the Dropship that was actually sort of an innocent bystander.
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Wow! The insurance company must went out of business on this misadventure. (Watches random explosions even though no guns being fired as people panic as their screaming "Wombat!!!")
[Wrangler squints seeing if the current line up of stooges...(oops)...rum drinkers still in the bar were there.]
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When Wombat is involved insurance companies are not. If they can avoid it. But when Wombat is involved "avoiding it" is often not an option.
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Is that why there so few insurance companies operating on Achooluna?
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Well, Wombat is sort of my nemesis. Not officially. He just does it.
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So he's hang on or you presented a challenge for him?
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THere's insurance companies here?
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THere's insurance companies here?
Oh course there is you silly bird! How else they going make money on insurance companies that have to provide policies on them and keep eye on the Wombat??
(Points to some shady people in the corner of the bar, couple ladies dressed old cowboy clothes, and guy in red trench coat with wicket spiky hair.
(http://animeyume.com/trigun/trteagroup.jpg)
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um are those $$60 billion valid here?
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I think any cash is valid in Achooluna. Including; Bitcoin, ScamBuck, Achoobills, and crayon colored Wombackers.
(https://bg.battletech.com/forums/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=57607.0;attach=53177)
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Actually I prefer C-Bills or Taurian hard currency.
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Actually I prefer C-Bills or Taurian hard currency.
I hear Taurian money markets are a bit bullish.
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What the hell is Taurian Hard currency?
I have been in Vietnam a lot lately and the currency is the DONG and it is 23600 dong per $ - so I got a million or so Dongs :o
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At least you'll never run out of toilet paper!
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At least you'll never run out of toilet paper!
Good grief, that something Achoo could use. [escapes though hidden floor door!]
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[peeks from under the floor panel sipping a drink.] Hmm Achoo fallen into a coma again the throne room. (aka Toilet.)
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(There is a flushing sound in the throne room. A few minutes later Achoo emerges from the throne room spraying 2 cans of air freshener to try and combat the noxious green cloud within. He slams the door shut and takes off his gas mask, the walks over to the bar with about a dozen Dong notes stuck to his left shoe..)
Whew! Talk about toxic waste dumps!
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Didn't you have a Karnov's propeller mounted in roof of that "Throne" room of yours?
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I'm trying to decide if you're the reason we have mutants in the sewer, or the reason we don't have more.
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* Truetanker is seen existing the bathroom in a waste removal suit carrying a Bio baggy.
Looks like I got some more free experimental materials for these frails.
TT >:D
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Didn't you have a Karnov's propeller mounted in roof of that "Throne" room of yours?
Well, I did...….but I have to replace it. It kinda…..sorta...….got eaten away...….
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Oh...so thats why i thought I hear a massive propeller launch through ceiling!
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It didn't really launch...…..it sorta flew off sorta kinda out of control..... ;D
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Oh god...
What did you morphed to NOW??!?1
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He morphed into a plushy toy.
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It's a pink with purple polka dots Winslow! Dou you like it? >:D
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You also needs a young child to carry you around since your now reduced to a plushie toy! Oh wait, that Wombat carrying you...have fun..
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The priests of the Slag-Blah Church of The Winslow like me!
http://www.thugdome.com/slagblah_herodotus_complex.html (http://www.thugdome.com/slagblah_herodotus_complex.html)
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So your immortal and indestructible?? That's make you prime target for Wombat to experiment on!
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Been there.
Did that.
Became the tshirt.
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Here i thought Buck Godat was going be on that T-Shirt. ;D
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Nope. THAT Winslow is Greenish.
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So if your drink enough a certain color drink, do you become the pink one?
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with the amount of Vodka I drink I would be clear by now
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It was either a watered down bloody mary or a shirley temple.
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Naw, Ginger Ale!
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Nope. Pink lemonade vodka punch! (Emphasis on punch. It has a bit of a kick..... :thumbsup:)
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Is that how you got suddenly turned pink?
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(Emphasis on punch. It has a bit of a kick..... :thumbsup:)
So is it a punch or a kick?
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I think he get's kick out of it.
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So is it a punch or a kick?
It's a kick with quite a punch, and if you fail your piloting roll it will knock you on your ass. >:D
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Is that how you got suddenly turned pink?
Nope. I used to post in pink color just because it was annoying, but even I got annoyed with it so I switched to maroon because, well, dealing with maroons. ::)
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It's a kick with quite a punch, and if you fail your piloting roll it will knock you on your ass. >:D
I can see you failing your piloting roll being hocked up booze! Properly got your Locust IIC Kicked off by Wombat's Hatamoto-Chi Wombat IIC variant's kick!
Nope. I used to post in pink color just because it was annoying, but even I got annoyed with it so I switched to maroon because, well, dealing with maroons. ::)
(Wrangler counts number people in the bar presently) Are you accusing us to being a bad boy band called Maroon 5??? Because i sing country rock, not whateverthatcrap is.
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If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe, I'd been married a long time ago.
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Don't really listen all that much to the Achooluna "elevator muzak". Unless it gets annoyingly whiney. Then I go kill it a lot.
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Woah! That's like how that actor used Hannah Montana music to psych himself to play mass-murder. Man.
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It would do it for me. >:D
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I know a guy that listened to Hanson's Um-Bop over and over again
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I can barely stand to listen to it even once. ***shudder***
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Truetanker starts some music.*
* Plays Tubthumping by Chumbawamba...
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down...
TT
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(Wombat sneaks in behind the bar though the usual "door" behind the where bartender stands. He listens to truetanker's music, starts to grove to it. Then get's bored, and stealthy sneaks up to truetanker's jukebox and plays different song stuck playing for 10 hours by Lambchop named "This is the Song that NEVER ENDS". (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0U2zJOryHKQ) Liking better selection, then removes cash from select individual's wallets and then somehow removes pants off Achoo and leaving calling card written scribbled crayon with words "IOU" if were readable. Wombat then sneaks out from a floor panel.)
HEY! Who took my dough?!??! What this horrible music!?!?!?
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Hey it's better than the old Achoo Theme song!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUI47XWxRM4 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUI47XWxRM4)
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Here i thought it was, Beach Ferret Boys - Achoona Kokomo.
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I had a theme song other than these?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jTHNBKjMBU (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jTHNBKjMBU)
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Indeed, i would never think you were anything else as a loonie toon. Such losttech...wait...lostent (Lost entertainment).
Hmmm, i wonder if Wombat going sneak up on you with that opening. Naah.
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Hey! I resemble that remark! ^-^
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PBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
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Did Wombat cut the mustard again?
Good thing I got filtration lung implants!
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*hack* I don't know...………………*cough* I was kind of overwhelmed by the green rolling vapor...……….*wheeze*
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A pox upon the inventor of marquee text.
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But it is so much fun!
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(Wrangler watches a Ambulance arrive though yet another re-built wall of the bar on Achooluna. Smacking Achooluna into the OTHER wall across the way. Wearing biomask suites, weasels with the institute of Grab'em&Bag'em of Health put Achoo into a "comfy" sack and toss him into the back. "Everyone stand back! We have a plague infested Winson-Achoo to contain and cure!" The Weasels jump back in their vehicle and then they fish tail the Ambulance wiping out some unsuspecting Ferrets at table as they plow through the hole they came from with their lights blaring.)
I guess having the plague isn't "fun". xp
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Oh, the Merry-Go-Round broke down, and we went round and round. Each time t'would miss, we'd steal a kiss. And the Merry-Go-Round went "Um-pah-pah, um-pah-pah Um-pah! Um-pah! Um-pah-pah-pah!" Oh, the Merry-Go-Round broke down. And it made the darndest sound, the lights went low, we both said "Oh!" and the Merry-Go-Round went "Um-pah-pah, um-pah-pah Um-pah! Um-pah! Um-pah-pah-pah!" Oh what fun - a wonderful time, finding love for only a dime. Oh, the Merry-Go-Round broke down but you don't see me frown things turned out fine and now she's mine - Cause the the Merry-Go-Round went "Um-pah-pah, um-pah-pah Um-pah! Um-pah! Um-pah-pah-pah!" Oh, the Merry-Go-Round broke down
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{{Click}}
(Wrangler shuts the radio / intercom thingy being broadcast from the Ambulance taking Achoo away...ahh oh heh to the funny farm}}
Well, good thing he indestructable, i wonder how long it will be until he recovers his senses (a they were.)?
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[Achoo walks in from stage right, gets a flagon of run from the bar and goes to sit down in a lounge chair.]
Ahhhhhhhh, that hits the spot! What have I missed?
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Ahhhhhhhh, that hits the spot! What have I missed?
Well, let's see. First the Earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. Then some scientist invented Jumpships and just about everyone left. Then people got bored and had civiliwar. Then McKenna put stop to that, blew up a island! Then Camerons came, they did a lot talking, and then poor Richard was given a shiny new gun as gift, but it instead it ventilated his head instead. And then Kerensky showed up and kick Amaris out, but Kerensky got evicted out by House Lords. Then Blake came and fixed everything, then things go boring, Comstar told us to worship toaster ovens...then..
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I hate toasters....especially the talking ones! Those things are just annoying and persistent!
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Your toast has been burned, and no amount of scraping can remove the black parts.
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I hate toasters....especially the talking ones! Those things are just annoying and persistent!
Even dancing toasters?
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/GrimyRaggedCassowary-max-1mb.gif)
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Yes, even the dancing ones. ESPECIALLY the dancing ones! They are too cute and need to be oblueterated!
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but if you blue them they'll be even MORE resistant to corrosion and we'll NEVER be rid of them
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Since their a BirdofPrey product?
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Because they are cute and NEED TO BE DESTROYED! >:D
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(hands The Mighty ACHOO his a typical Mk1 SRM Launcher) Go for it big guy.
(Wrangler looks out side) Hmm, looks like bunch of them heard what you said their forming a giant Mech outsider....Toastron?
(https://bg.battletech.com/forums/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=57607.0;attach=55373)
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Wow! That looks so Futurama!
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Are you going admire thing or you going blow up the Toastron out there? I think just started shoot up your Locust IIC.
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Uhm, that isn't mine. It's been parked there for a while. :)
And this thing? The launcher you handed me? Right. Nope. Not big enough.
[Achoo disappears in a puff of swirling pink smoke. 30 seconds later the toastron, and the surrounding area, gets obliterated by an orbital strike. Achoo reappears 30 seconds later in a swirl of pink smoke.]
There. That's better!
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What the... :o
Dare i ask how in world of Carmen San Diego you did that?
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Uhm………..big guns?
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Big guns, will travel?
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Not very far...……..it's kinda salvage...…….but the guns work!
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What in worlds did you salvage from?
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………….places...………… :-X
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Fell off a dropship did it?
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Dropship...…..yeah, right, dropship...…………….. 8)
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Surprised no one picked up Achoo for freight lifting...oh wait, he own Achloouna. So he owns the police.
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Hey! It was salvage! That's my story and I am sticking to it! :thumbsup:
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So you have a piece together Pocket-Warship (Dropship) in orbit ready pounce any target you desire?
Why in world haven't you used that on the Wombat?
:P . . o o O O (waitminute...didn't one those past bars end up being made out assault dropship that went lawn darted into the ground?)
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Made by ACME Wrangler not complete sentence dude. Besides Wombat is too stupid to notice orbital bombardments. He might notice the noise and think somebody is setting off fireworks, but otherwise stupidity wins out over what he didn't notice or understand. And that it pretty annoying, actually.
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I guess sheer luck beats Achoo-cunning everytime?
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Luck not so much. It's more like writer's fiat...…..and I want to take that Fiat away from that damned writer!
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Im sure involving lots money.
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Nope. I'm stealing it! 8)
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Technically stealing involves getting money and valuable goods.
(Wrangler notices part of the Achooluna lounge Achoo owns is decorated with wooden (if slightly stylish) crates with various locals like Capellan Confederation, HesDef, Al's used rebuilt mechs, BoJ Repurposers, and box marked "Live", "Catgirls" from Magistracy of Canopus.)
I guess so....what did you do with those Catgirls? They work in as waitresses in lower lounge or something?
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I've not noticed anyone around here stealing *valuable* goods so much as just the first thing they see.
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Including...( points at BoP now missing left arm.) Hope u got a good warranty.
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The cat girls are waitresses. The valuable goods not so much as crates that we keep reusing because we can.
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(In the corner, Wombat slithers around nibbling on something when he hears mention of "Cat". Thinking a moment, he pulls out his pouch a ball of yarn with catnip inside. Curious to see the results, he rolls it from his corner of the bar where no ones notices him. Resulting ball rolling by various Catgirl Waitresses in their bikini style maid out fits get whiff of the stuff as it rolls by them and jumps at it with fury!)
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Cat Girl Yarn Wrestling Match! WOOT! :thumbsup:
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This is what happens when you hire Canopians
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I guess going be a hot time in the Achooluna Canteen tonight.
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Dang straight! And the first one of you that starts talking real world physics gets shot!
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(Exhausted, the Catgirls waitresses gain their wits about themselves and realize they gave free show. Suddenly everyone in the bar gets high bills from what appear to be extremely embarrassed Catgirl waitresses!)
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Awwwww, they are sooooooo cute when they are embarassed! 8)
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I dare ask what you pay them to put up with this craziness this place unleashes nightly?
(Wrangler watches from the bar as one the waitresses roughs up couple rough and tumble customers and kicks them out the bar for being pains in the neck.)
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I pay them to waitress. I don't fire them for their "malicious compliance" with the customers. It's all good!
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Just how are you " paying " them without money again? Wombat has your pants, wallet and your credit cards.
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Achoo takes "paying them peanuts" literally.
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I think their mugging the patrons in the back for their cash.
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Just because I don't carry money doesn't mean I don't have money. It's safer not to carry such things, especially around here. ^-^
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OH...i get it. It goes direct deposit! Your trusting Word of Bunny Credit Union do the cash transfers.
Clever...i think.
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I think we have given the tax collectors the slip...........................time to drive away casually. Or at least as casually as a moon can slip away casually.
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(Witnesses as Achoo attempting turn his hover car on, it somehow gives sound of ancient big engine 1970s Buick, struggling turn over. Then suddenly, the Cat Girl waitresses suddenly pop the doors and beat of achoo for the loose change since he stiff them of their cash from their paychecks.)
(From the brushes, Wombat sneaks as he begins count cash he diverted to his account when he was playing Achoo's smart phone hour earlier.)
Wow, the Catgirl Waitresses really like him. xp
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Lurkes too far into hidey hole..........................................hey! Achooluna! I own this! It even has my name on it!..................................grabs Pretzels! In a cup!.............................grabs Beer Nuts! In a cup!.......................................grabs two six packs and a Cup!..........................sneak......................................sneak...................................sneal........................................lurkes back into my hidey hole..............................................
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(One of the Cat Girl Waitresses notice his lurking, pounce at his hidey hole only to be stopped by Hidey Hole door knocking her out.)
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Who's that knocking at my door/........................................oh, it's Catalina! ................................. [Catalina and Achoo disappear into the hideyhole, shuts the door and leaves a sign on the door knob "Don't disturb the already disturbed"
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Don't come a knockin, when the sign says your Rockin.
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* A scream and a holler come from the door *
It was Wombat in disguise!
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(On his bar stool, he glances to the left, noticing the Wombat was still drawing "Achoo" themed coloring book BADLY.
No, i think not him this time. I think its Cat Girl in heat or something, claws out and stuff. (shivers) Ran into some girls like that. Rough nights.
(Drink deeply wash memories away)
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::) ::) ::) ::) :o ::) >:D >:D :thumbsup:
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[Wrangler turns to the holovid, see what happening in the Newz (Achoo style television station)]
<<//Take over in the Achooluna's major industrializes Acme, BoP Industries, and ClangCorp have been taken over in merge attempt forming Achooluna Cooperative Corp (ACC) however arm resistance has broken out at Bop....//>>
Wat? [Wrangler waltzs to the window see explosions happening on the other side of the Achoo's long abandoned fun park.]
I guess it's hostile take over.
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We tried to use ABC but we were told that was being used............................................maybe Gesundheit Industries.....................................not that I have anything to do with any of that..................................................I sold it to Wombat...................................................................hehehehehehehehehe..................................................lurks back into hiding.............................oh...............................a martini! In a cup!...............................................................
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[Wrangler spin some long island tea, watching the overhead Holvid.]
<<Negotiations with Achooluna Cooperative Corp (a Gesundheit Industries company) breaks into a fist fights, as representatives from the Cat Girls Union beats up some Weasels from ACC when Weasels suggested that Achooluna Entertainment and Bars should be merged with "LESS COST" aka pay cuts.>>
<<Judy Catnip gives violent kicks to the some weasel's family jewels, devaluing them to peanuts and shouts "WE WILL NOT BE UNDER CUT BY NO BODY! BOSS SAID SO!>>
[Wrangler looks around seeing, the waitresses were about break out into fisticuffs.]
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Oh, the Merry-Go-Round broke down
And we went round and round
Each time t'would miss, we'd steal a kiss
And the Merry-Go-Round went
"Um-pah-pah, um-pah-pah
Um-pah! Um-pah! Um-pah-pah-pah!'
Oh, the Merry-Go-Round broke down
And it made the darndest sound,
The lights went low, we both said "Oh!"
And the Merry-Go-Round went
"Um-pah-pah, um-pah-pah
Um-pah! Um-pah! Um-pah-pah-pah!'
Oh what fun - a wonderful time
Finding love for only a dime.
Oh, the Merry-Go-Round broke down
But you don't see me frown
Things turned out fine and now she's mine -
Cause the the Merry-Go-Round went
"Um-pah-pah, um-pah-pah
Um-pah! Um-pah! Um-pah-pah-pah!"
Oh, the Merry-Go-Round broke down
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What hell....
[Wrangler turns walks by couple dramatized bar patrons changes the song on the old Truetanker jukebox to someone from 1950s like ROck around the Block]
Lordy people keep playing random music here.
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How much is that doggie in the window?
The one with the waggley tail
How much is that doggie in the window?
I do hope that doggie's for sale
I must take a trip to California
And leave my poor sweetheart alone
If he has a dog, he won't be lonesome
And the doggie will have a good home
How much is that doggie in the window?
The one with the waggley tail
How much is that doggie in the window?
I do hope that doggie's for sale
I read in the paper there are robbers
With flashlights that shine in the dark
My love needs a doggie to protect him
And scare them away with one bark
I don't want a kitty or a bunny
I don't want a parrot that talks
I don't want a bowl of little fishies
He can't take a goldfish for a walk
How much is that doggie in the window?
The one with the waggley tail
How much is that doggie in the window?
I do hope that doggie's for sale
I do hope that doggie's for sale
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Well I'm-a write a little letter
I'm gonna mail it to my local D.J.
Yeah and it's a jumpin' little record
I want my jockey to play
Roll over Beethoven
I gotta hear it again today
You know my temperature's risin'
The jukebox's blowin' a fuse
My heart beatin' rhythm
And my soul keep-a singing the blues
Roll over Beethoven
And tell Tchaikovsky the news
I got the rockin' pneumonia
I need a shot of rhythm and blues
I caught the rollin' athritis
Sittin' down at a rhythm review
Roll over Beethoven
They rockin' in two by two
Well if you feel and like it
Go get your lover then reel and rock it
Roll it over then move on up, yes-a
Try for further then
Reel and rock with one another
Roll over Beethoven
And dig these rhythm and blues
Well early in the mornin'
And I'm givin' you my mornin'
Don't you step on my blue suede shoes
Hey diddle-diddle, I'm-a play my fiddle
Ain't got nothing to lose
Roll over Beethoven
And tell Tchaikovsky the news
You know she wiggle like a glow worm
Dance like a spinnin' top
She got a crazy partner
You oughta see 'em reel an rock
Long as she got a dime
The music will never stop
Roll over Beethoven
Roll over Beethoven
Roll over Beethoven
Roll over Beethoven
Roll over Beethoven
And dig these rhythm and blues
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That creepy, Beethoven rolling his grave? Undead?!!?!? :o
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Hey, man, what are you really into, huh?
The elusive butterfly has just tip-toed past my door
My buddy likes the Yankees; she says "Hey, T-Bone, what's the score?"
And I say, "Well, Reggie got 1 in 1 in 3, and 25 is 6 to 4."
Is the left-wing really pinko? Colonel Sanders, what a bore!
You ask so many questions, what answers should I choose?
Is this schizoid paranoia, or just existential blues?
The amenities of life have been chasing my soul
And my mind is transcendental, and I'm losing all control
And I'm sinking in the quagmire of illusions and Thoreau
I cry out, "My name is T-Bone!" as a hound dog digs a hole
You ask so many questions, what answers should I choose?
Is this Plato's heebie-jeebies, or just existential blues?
Sailing, sailing, what is 'lusion? What is tru-ue?
Sailing, sailing, over the existential blues
God bless America, and Old Glory too!
May she always wave o'er us with the red, white, and existential blues!
Hey, ba-ba-de-ba-ba-da-ba-da-da
Ba-de-bom-ba-de-bom--ba-ding-a-ding-ding ding-existential blues
Hey, you can do what you want but lay off my existential blues!
My blue suede existential blues!
I was on a quest!
To dream the impossible dream
Walking down the road one day, doo-dah, doo-dah
I was walking down the road, I was looking for the truth of life
When I came across all these little people, little people
Little people all around me
They looked up at me and said, "Hey, mister, are you tall?"
I said, "Yes, I'm tall, but who are you weird little wonders?"
And they looked up at me with their big, red, bloodshot eyes and said:
We are the lollipop kids, the lollipop kids
The lollipop kids
We are the lollipop kids!
And we'd like to welcome you to Munchkinland!
I said, "Hey! Hey, weird little wonders, I am on a quest
To dream the impossible dream
Walking down the road one day, doo-dah, doo-dah
I said, "Hey kids, I'm looking for the truth of life
Where do I go, who do I see?"
They said, "Slow down, mister, in order to find the truth of life
One must see THE WIZARD!"
I said, "THE WIZARD? Well, where does this wizard, old wise one, live?"
They said, "You see the big, green, glow-in-the-dark house up on the hill?"
I said, "Yes, I see the big, green, glow-in-the-dark house up on the hill
There's a big, dark forest between me and the big, green, glow-in-the-dark house up on the hill
And a little old lady on a Hoover vacuum cleaner going
"I'll get you, my little pretty, and your little dog, Toto, too!"
I don't even have a little dog, Toto."
Such predicaments, I must forge ahead!
To dream the impossible dream
Walking down the road one day, doo-dah, doo-dah
I must find the truth of life
I said, "But you know, kids, I can handle a big, green, glow-in-the-dark house up on the hill
I can handle a darn forest
I can handle the little old lady
But that's a very strange road you're sending me down!
I've seen yellow stripes in the middle of a road before, but kids, uh, never quite that wide!"
All right, tighten your shorts pilgrim, and sing like da Duke
Follow the yellow brick road (Come on)
Follow the yellow brick road (Everybody sing)
Follow, follow, follow, follow
Follow the yellow brick road
If ever a wonderful wiz there was
The Wizard of Oz is one because
Because, because, because, because, because
Because of the wonderful things he does!
La-la-la-la-la-la-la, ha-ha!
We're off to see the wizard
The wonderful Wizard of Oz!
Wellllll, I got a little bit tired of
Walking down the road one day, doo-dah, doo-dah
I got a little bit tired of walking down this old blinding yellow road
So pulled my little tired old body off to a little rest area
And lo and behold there's a little field of little red flowers out there
And they, heh, smelled so good. Whoa
I was gettin' pretty tired and they smelled so good, and I
Figured, well, I'll just stretch out in this little field of
POPPIES! POPPIES! POPPIES! poppies!
(Cough)
Hey, what a strange dream, man!
The little flowers, they smell awfully good, and I was pretty tired
The old wizard's just gonna have to wait, man, because I'm just gonna
Stretch out again in the little field of
POPPIES! POPPIES! POPPIES!
OH GOD! OH GOD! OH GOD!
Dorothy! Dorothy! Dorothy!
(SNIFFFFFFF)
DOROTHY! DOROTHY! DOROTHY!
Dorothy's been coppin' this field all to herself, man
Along came this old man in a green El Dorado II, screeched to a halt
A little short man with a big red nose
Toking a bottle of Yukon Jack
Strolled up to me and said, "Hey, son."
I said, "Old man, don't bother me. POPPIES, MMMMMMMMM!"
He said, "T-Bone!"
I said, "Wait a minute, this old man knows my name, he must be
THE WIZARD!"
He must be the Wizard
The Wizard of Oz
Why have you come to haunt me?
Oh, Wizard of Oz
I said, "Oh, Wizard, old wise one, I have been on a quest
To dream the impossible dream
Walking down the road one day, doo-dah, doo-dah
And I met these little people
We are the lollipop kids, the lollipop kids, the lollipop kids
Follow the yellow brick road
Follow, follow, follow
I got tired
POPPIES! POPPIES!
Little old man, I've been through hell!"
He said, "Hey, son, slow down, relax."
I said, "But, wizard, old wise one, I have come so far to find the truth of life!"
He says, "Hey, son, slow down, relax."
He said, "To tell you the truth, son..."
I said, "Wizard, that's what I've come to find is the truth."
He said, "No, no, no, son, you've got me all wrong. Heh heh
To tell you the truth, son...uh...how can I tell you this? Uh...
I've been in this field of poppies a long time myself, and I've come to find, son, that the only truth in life is right here in this bottle."
I said, "Wizard!"
He said, "No, truly, son. In fact, I'd rather have this bottle in front of me than A FRONTAL LOBOTOMY!"
How profound, Wizard!
Some girl with psychic power, she said, "T-Bone, what's your sign?"
I blink and answer, "Neon!" I thought I'd blow her mind
She's reading Moby Dick by some fruitcake named Herman
She's chomping on a knockwurst, was the duchess really German?
You ask so many questions, what answers should I choose?
Is this really Butte, Montana, or just existential blues?
Really Butte, Montana?
Is this Plato's heebie-jeebies?
Is this schizoid paranoia?
La-la-la-la-la-la-la, existential blu-uu-uuuuu-ues!
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A Ferret dressed in a Bartender outfit stage "That was the boss! In his rendition of whatever calling that song. Lets give it up for him or ELSE"
He then pointing back forth to the entrance of some hired retired Elemental Warriors clenching their hands as the crowd sudden breaks into authenticate applause.
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* Truetanker's C3i chimes in
Ra-ra, Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
Oops... thought I had that turned to internal, not external.
( Report! )
( Yeah, move it forward. )
( I'm busy right now. )
* Truetanker covers his mouth and whispers...
( I said I'll talk later! )
Sheesh... give Devin Stone a tidbit and he'll steal a mile...
What are you looking at... this conversation is over!
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It might seem crazy, wearing stripes with plaid
I Instagram every meal I've had
All my used liquor bottles are on display
We can go to see a show but I'll make you pay
(because I'm tacky)
Wear my belt with suspenders and sandals with my socks
(because I'm tacky)
Got some new glitter Uggs and lovely pink-sequined Crocs
(because I'm tacky)
Never let you forget some favor I did for you
(because I'm tacky)
If you're okay with that, you might just be tacky, too
I meet some chick, ask her this and that
Like 'Are you pregnant girl, or just really fat?' (what?)
Well, now I'm dropping names almost constantly
That's what Kanye West keeps telling me, here's why
(because I'm tacky)
Wear my Ed Hardy shirt with fluorescent orange pants
(because I'm tacky)
Got my new resumé it's printed in Comic Sans
(because I'm tacky)
Think it's fun threatening waiters with a bad Yelp review
(because I'm tacky)
If you think that's just fine, then you're probably tacky, too
Bring me shame, can't nothing
Bring me shame, I never know why
Bring me shame, can't nothing
Bring me shame, I said (tell you now)
Bring me shame, can't nothing
Bring me shame, it's pointless to try
Bring me shame, can't nothing
Bring me shame, I said
(because I'm tacky)
43 bumper stickers and a "YOLO" license plate
(because I'm tacky)
Bring along my coupon book whenever I'm on a date
(because I'm tacky)
Practice my twerking moves in line at the DMV
(because I'm tacky)
Took the whole bowl of restaurant mints. Hey, it said they're free
(because I'm tacky)
I get drunk at the bank
And take off my shirt, at least
(because I'm tacky)
I would live-tweet a funeral, take selfies with the deceased
(because I'm tacky)
If I'm bit by a zombie, I'm probably not telling you
(because I'm tacky)
If you don't think that's bad, guess what, then you're tacky, too!
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[As Achoo drone his music for his latest cover album. Wrangler counts his blessing that the Bunny of Blake people have not infected him again.]
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I sure hope Achoo doesn't expect anyone to actually buy his album.
You folks want me to flashbang the place? Bad singing isn't a problem if you can't hear anymore.
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Be my guess. I'm no infantry man.
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* Secret camera in Achoo's bathroom catching him singing.
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And now to blank your mind from said horrors!
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What was that ~ Truetanker said.
* Buys a round of beer for everyone, doesn't know why either, neither do they as they slurp in silence until consumed.
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Oh, we sailed down from Alaska on our way to Puget Sound,
The skipper went aloft, he said he'd take a look around.
When he came down, his face looked like he'd smelled an awful smell,
And then he called all hands on deck and we all heard him yell:
"Who hid the halibut on the poop deck?
Who hid the halibut on the poop deck?
I'll knock him for a loop, that silly nincompoop,
Who hid the halibut on the poop deck?"
Then old second mate Kit Hornson says, "What is this scuttlebutt?
I think that I'll go up and look, just for the halibut."
But he came down and said, "Boys, this will be a smelly trip,
Unless we find that halibut, we'd better burn the ship.
Who hid the halibut on the poop deck?
Who hid the halibut on the poop deck?
My nose tells me it's there, but I've looked everywhere,
Who hid the halibut on the poop deck?"
Then the cook said to the captain, "Sir, before I make the soup,
If you have no objection, I'll go snoop around the poop."
The cook was pale when he came down, he headed for his bunk,
He says, "I never knew a fish could outperform a skunk."
"Who hid the halibut on the poop deck?
Who hid the halibut on the poop deck?
The whole darn crew was weak from this game of hide and seek,
Who hid the halibut on the poop deck?"
Then up stepped Knute Knutsen, he is tougher than a boot,
He says, "I'll find that halibut, or my name ain't Knute."
And fifteen minutes later he had found where it was stored,
And twenty seagulls fainted when he threw it overboard.
Who hid the halibut on the poop deck?
Who hid the halibut on the poop deck?
We never never knew, what screwball in the crew
Who had hid the halibut on the poop deck.
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WOW! I almost forgot where I parked this thing!
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It was about to be impounded.
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Man, I hate to see the fees he had to pay for the impounding.
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It wasn't impounded ............................ technically. I just swapped Clangluna for Achooluna while a sort of raid on the local authorities that just somehow was timed well for me just happened to distract attention at the right time. They still haven't noticed that the toxic waste site that is Clangluna maaaaaaaaaaay be on a collision course with their planet ..............................
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It was about to be impounded.
Dang, I was hoping to pick it up at auction too
It wasn't impounded ............................ technically. I just swapped Clangluna for Achooluna while a sort of raid on the local authorities that just somehow was timed well for me just happened to distract attention at the right time. They still haven't noticed that the toxic waste site that is Clangluna maaaaaaaaaaay be on a collision course with their planet ..............................
You just can't get rid of Clang-o-Corp junk; it lingers like a bad stench. Clang would be proud
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He would probably be proud, annoyed and amused and dodging warrant and lawsuit servers like a boss. :thumbsup:
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He would probably be proud, annoyed and amused and dodging warrant and lawsuit servers like a boss. :thumbsup:
While eating a green olive or three...
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<<Holovid Flash News REPORT - Pacifica Prima has experienced catastrophic event which accrued today, as the wandering moon/world known as Achooluna, (some minor reports suggest it maybe named Clangluna) has collided! Destroying both planet and moon,. The debris field from the collision has begun multi-millennium reforming into singular world. No reports of casualties on Achooluna, Pacifica Prima authorities could not be reach due to a planet landing on their heads. In other news, shares of Clang-o-Corp has risen, having seen interest in their product thanks to the collision.)>>
(https://bg.battletech.com/forums/mechwarrior-hall/i-think-jamaican-in-the-moonlight-of-achooluna-drinking-rum-every-night/?action=dlattach;attach=63721)
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Oops ^-^ ^-^ 8) ::) :-X :-X :thumbsup:
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[Further Reports roll across the barely working Holovid projector showing graphic details fiery demise of the "Achooluna", Fritz, distant and possibly strange cousin of Wombat sneaks around the bar borrowing random change from people's pockets and helping himself to the causal patron's drink.]
HEY! Where Rum Runner!?! Bartender, can you get me another?
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We don't usually serve cocktails. Rum yes, jackasses yes, coctails no.
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What did the cocktails ever do to you?
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The purity of the alcohol has been disturbed and corrupted. It is alcohol abuse almost as bad as spilling the drink.
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Apparently something took mine. Soo there someone running around with rum.
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Hmmmm ........ we do have rum runner flasks for those who want to sneak rum into someplace where having rum in not allowed ........ would some of them do?
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I prefer high octane'd ethanol please...
TT
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Leaded or unleaded?
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Given his claims to collect ancient miniatures, i'd imagine he take lead.
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Truetanker makes claims? Wait, everyone around here makes claims. Even me. Never mind.
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I'll " claim " nothing.
It's either WoB or else...
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World of Beer? I can go for that! :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :)) ;D :D ^-^
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But i thought Achooluna was the World of Beer & Booze.
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We had to shorten in from WoB&B to WoB. Well, we didn't have to but it annoys the Blakists.
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WoB&B = World of Beer and Brats is a bit more appropriate I think
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or WoB2 (Beer and Booze)
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We had to shorten in from WoB&B to WoB. Well, we didn't have to but it annoys the Blakists.
I thought you changed it because people kept asking about the bed and breakfast
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mmm, this place could use more tourists spots. Bed & Breakfast would do the place Achooluna. They used to have fun park near one the old bars. It gone now.
Just make sure Not let Achoo's lair become a Airbnb. People may fall to their doom if go in there or the Wombat Hole, where-ever that dimensional hole goes.
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It's still there. It needs some maintenance and paint, but it is still there. The bar just moved because I had to build a new one because it got broken by the patrons. Then I had to build a new one because the second one was destroyed by the patrons. I have lost count of the times I have had to build new bars. Anymore I just have about a dozen in various states of construction.
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Your mistake is that you keep making it out of wood when you should be using lamellor ferro-carbide armor. It may be expensive, but it can take a beating.
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We did for the first two. Rebuilding with wood is cheaper. Also the armor flies further when the building gets destroyed, making for a larger cleanup zone. The new bars use prefab construction.
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Recycling is in these days.
You should make the new bar out of 100% old bar and market that fact.
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Barn wood, corrugated tin, chainlink fencing, bits of ferrocrete, and a nice brick wall with grafitti inside and out. That's what I see. Like a ramshackle Fallout construction.
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Like a ramshackle Fallout construction.
Yes
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(Wrangler fiddles with the remote monitors)
Oh there it is, man the bar's location migrated pretty far from the ruins of the fun park.
(https://bg.battletech.com/forums/mechwarrior-hall/i-think-jamaican-in-the-moonlight-of-achooluna-drinking-rum-every-night/?action=dlattach;attach=63894)
You can see the failed Jump Jet ride tower from here.
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Like a ramshackle Fallout construction.
Who brought the pet Goliath RadScorpion?
TT
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Clan Goliath Scorpion failed infiltrators. We keep them for target practice.
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That is a rough occupation.
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It is a lot easier than dealing with BoP. Or ......... you. 8)
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Given you're solution is the large mallet. It seems straight forward.
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If you want I can turn on hydra mode where every time you get rid of me, two more show up
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Oh, chaos theory would be interesting. Someone needs fill in the shoes of the Wombat. His Cousin Fritz seems to be not living up to the legend.
[Wrangler's eyes stray to the right of his perch on the bar stool to see apparently have snookered after getting into what he thought was chocolate milk, only turned out to be chocolate rum.]
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Keep it up and I will let DaSkwerl out again.
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[Fritz the Wombat, dizzily wanders around the bar chitchatting and with swift hands swipping stealthy their extra drinks. Trying find more that new drink he discovered.]
Oh No! Not the squirrel! We'll have hide all our bar nuts!
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That is not the kind of nuts it bites .......................... ::)
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Could be worse, they could be the ones that explode.
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Well, sometimes the things DaSkwerl bites do sometimes explode. Somehow DaSkwerl survives ...................... my best efforts to deal with it.
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That's true. I remember that time when that crazy herd of squirrels road off with you until you exploded them.
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I think DaSkwerl was drawn by the same artists that came up with Wombat. It is about as destructive and has a tendency to hide under furniture holding a meat tenderizer mallet so that it can smash toes........
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Woah, I missed the squirl with the mallet.
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It's not so much that you missed DaSkwerl as you hoped the little shit missed your foot.
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(Looks to next to him since he hears a yelp. Notices one of drinker clenching his foot as it has been flatten almost to pancake size.)
Damn it, can't a man drink in peace and not in Pieces!!
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You do realize where you are, right? The only peace around here is the brief respite between one disaster and the next, usually as a result of the cast of low-lifes and miscreants that frequent this place.
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WOW! It has been quiet ..................................... too quiet. What are the cast of low-lifes and miscreants that frequent this place planning?
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Well, apparently they're locked in your bathroom since Fritz, Wombat cousin locked them in there. I heard a lot screaming then it stopped.
I on the other hand been in arcade next door waiting for vents to be fixed before rest of the bar got fixated.
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and this is what i get for going out to pick up mixers
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I took a nap and woke up to find the lights turned off, the doors locked and an easily defused ticking timebomb. Oh well, just another day in paradise not quite.
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I told Wombat not to use the ticking timer
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It was the only thing he could find. He got bored halfway through the rigging of the bomb.
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Thats no excuse for shoddy workmanship
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WOW! It has been quiet ..................................... too quiet. What are the cast of low-lifes and miscreants that frequent this place planning?
I turned older...
TT
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I turned older...
TT
huh, did Dorthy lay off using the oil can on you? Won't have gotten so rusty.
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Rimshot
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I didn't turn older. I have been older for quite a long time ago. I remember waaaaaaaaaaaay back when I posted that I was turning 50 I don't know how many iterations of this site ago. That was over 15 years ago. I AM OLD! :P
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Achoo (Holding up a mirror) You keep regenerating. You currently look like eternal young stuff animal.
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HA! I wish! There is dirt younger than me! ;D
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there is dirt older than you as well, so it's not exactly a good measuring stick
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Enough talk of age. My spirit is still sort of young and I have booze to drink, snacks to snack, cheese to eat and chicken to barbeque, so life isn't all that bad. Being retired isn't all that bad but it can be damned boring and often lonely. Especially in this age of covid.
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The let's have BBQ!
(Grabs yet slightly used decommissioned Bird of Prey body and attaches the kerosene hose into it's rear access port. Then starts the grill and put some Chicken, Hot Potatoes, and random food stuff as smoke puffs out the Bird of Prey's ears and mouth ports)
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Awwww, did you have to use napalm to start up the grill???? That is what the flamers are for!
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You got a permit for that MeBQ?
Achoo (Holding up a mirror) You keep regenerating. You currently look like eternal young stuff animal.
Does anyone remember when Achoo was the shapeshifting master of dankness (dank as in caves, not dank as in cool)
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I'm a Johnny come lately to the party, so I've remember the Achoo shape shifter pink thingy, but nothing before that.
[Wrangler tries using the Wayback Machine try get a better picture of the PRE-shapeshifting master of dankness appearance of Achoo]
(https://gifimage.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/matrix-background-gif-3.gif)
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I admit, I can't remember before that either.
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This Winslow, Pink achoo, Samurai Jack Achoo and I wanna say "09, a silver fish? Can't recall...
TT
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*raises his hand*
I remember, not that i want to mind you, but i do, not enough alcohol obviously
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Silver fish? That must been rough when I suspect a certain Wombat must used TnT to go fishing and catch Achoo by lure with a fishing.
(https://i.makeagif.com/media/7-15-2015/7hAZqh.gif)
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Way, way, way, way back in the day I went by Daedster. Like three or four site crashes ago. That was the name I used back in the 1990's, in the memozoic era of the CBT site. Back before we had avatars. I made it to general [they used to assign ranks to the number of posts you had] four times.
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You must have written some staggering stuff to cause those forums to crash back then.
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[they used to assign ranks to the number of posts you had]
He's gone senile, he hasn't noticed they still do that
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Yikes :facepalm:
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They made much more of a point of it. Big font and everything.
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I don't even remember what was going on other than having a BBQ and Achoo wanting more hot Chili IIC on his weenier or something.
(https://bg.battletech.com/forums/mechwarrior-hall/i-think-jamaican-in-the-moonlight-of-achooluna-drinking-rum-every-night/?action=dlattach;attach=65245)
I wouldn't want be responsible to explosion that's involved with that.
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On my bratwurst, not on my hotdog and definitely not on my wiener. The latter wound not be .......... safe. Not that actually eating Chili Inferno IIC is not all that safe to be eaten.
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Ha! You called Wrangler your wurst brat
;D
TT
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I call you a used Jukebox. (Wrangler walks to the truetanker whom was changes song to "We hate blake, he don't love me" song.
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( Plays Frozen album in German death metal style*. )
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* think Rammstein
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KABLAM!
I hate that song.
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Wow, that be a tough music critic.
(https://bg.battletech.com/forums/mechwarrior-hall/i-think-jamaican-in-the-moonlight-of-achooluna-drinking-rum-every-night/?action=dlattach;attach=65258)
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I have my own version of that ^*&)ing song. I cannot post it here.
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Once more, another random device is render into junk.
(Wrangler watches the Achoo's underlings toss the truetanker jukebox into the junk shoot behind a door. As mild scream of someone being drop down a chute into bottlomless pit.)
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( Above Wrangler a hatch opens up as the junk reappears... )
Hello there! { as Truetanker lands ), how's the day going for you?
TT
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Woah! We've gone super dimensional in the Achooluna!
(Looks at his drink.) Yeah that must be why...
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Normal physics and logic does not work around here because of the influence of the occupants.
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Uh, did it ever work normally around here?
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Sure, it semi-worked here.
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Semi-normally.
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( Wombat drives a semi through the bar, spinning tires and creating a burn out in the process.)
Good thing I've got a built-in filter to breathe, how about you?
TT
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(Wrangler dives for cover as the Semi does it's turns.)
(https://i.gifer.com/FyRY.gif)
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A convenient train drive through the scene, steam rolling the semi completely off scene. Five minutes the last car of the train clears the scene and life returns to semi-normal.
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see nothing to worry about, move along citizens
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A convenient train drive through the scene, steam rolling the semi completely off scene. Five minutes the last car of the train clears the scene and life returns to semi-normal.
(https://i.imgflip.com/1t35kk.gif)
hmm...normal...not sure about that. The Lair has a train tunnel now.
(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-_AvY94GMF0Y/WM_nLF7hMCI/AAAAAAACKro/dQs8tZGbP6EqAcx2qa_pPHl9ab3YdlUXACLcB/s320/yk0dKbq%2B-%2BImgur.gif)
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It was installed by Wombat using a crayon. Don't ask. I don't understand it myself. It just chugs through every once in a while.
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Recent photo of Wombat in the trenches...
(https://scontent-ort2-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/261715655_10224282967874291_3550149055526034251_n.jpg?_nc_cat=103&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=825194&_nc_ohc=WseRhh1tb5oAX9gHx4K&tn=vncHaN8YiKTHObje&_nc_ht=scontent-ort2-2.xx&oh=6da0a8b193b40757ce28792617f5fe6c&oe=61A971CC)
Yes, that's a Hellfire missile using the latest Chili IIC 3 napalm warhead.
TT
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That honestly does not surprise me. To be honest anymore very little actually surprises me. Dismays me? Yes. Surprises me? Not often.
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What WOULD be surprising is actual Wombat showing up.
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That would require Wombat being able to get pass the Capellan censors, sadly.
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I'm sure he keeping himself safe and entertained.
??? . o O (Hmmm....is that really possible?)
(https://bg.battletech.com/forums/mechwarrior-hall/i-think-jamaican-in-the-moonlight-of-achooluna-drinking-rum-every-night/?action=dlattach;attach=65546)
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It's Wombat, one cannot be sure..............
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Chinese New Year is on the horizon, so I'll just giftake a bowl of Inferno Chili IIC to Wombat.
May his blue butt blaze a glorious path through the land of the Liao!
TT
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And Festivus is ..... well, whenever you want to celebrate Festivus.
Have a happy whatever holiday you feel like celebrating folks!
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Happy Festivus to you as well, from the Word of Blake! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t039p6xqutU)
TT
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(Slowly marching with ComStar army, a oddly painted Black Knight has arrived to slay it's brother, truetanker in combat.)
(https://bg.battletech.com/forums/mechwarrior-hall/i-think-jamaican-in-the-moonlight-of-achooluna-drinking-rum-every-night/?action=dlattach;attach=65594)
OOC: Happy Holidays guys. I didn't paint this, it was posted recently on Reddit.
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Depending on the year that Comstar 'Mech is either marching for real or was recorded marching a while back. Comstar ceased to exist as an entity in 3145. The ilClan timeline is 3152 or 3153 and the military that absorbed Comstar doesn't exist anymore. Oops.
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(points to truetanker) technically his WoB doesn't suppose to exist, but there he is. So I'd say part ComStar being destroyed/erased/sold maybe greatly exaggerated.
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He may not have gotten the memo. There have been communications blackouts about things like that here in the periphery of Achooluna. At least I think I am parked in the periphery ....................... I need to check on that.