Author Topic: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed (Read 206635 times)

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #390 on:** 16 December 2011, 15:36:47 »

Yeah I'll be right back.
*BoP leaves and comes back 5 minutes later wearing a hazmat suit.*

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #391 on:** 18 December 2011, 09:58:36 »

Do you really expect that to protect you? It's far too late for such pitiful measures!

[Bops BoP over his widdle head with a big frying pan]

KABLANG!

oops. Bopped BoP too hard!

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #392 on:** 18 December 2011, 13:44:41 »

*BoP's skull cracks open and wires fall out.*
Oweeeeeeeeeee
You're going to have to
going to have to
going to have to
going to have to
pay pay pay pay
for that d d d d damage.

Prep p p p p pare to d d d d d die
die
die
die

*BoP gets out his anti-materiel rifle and fires it several times at Achoo, missing every shot*

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #393 on:** 18 December 2011, 22:42:17 »

Awwwwwww, you killed the Kareoke machine........thanks! ;D

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #394 on:** 19 December 2011, 07:58:12 »

Ha ha
v v v v icto
beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
*BoP bluescreens and collapses to the floor*

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #395 on:** 19 December 2011, 10:19:05 »

[Sweeps BoP's remains offscreen and calls for the repair crews to repair the damage to thew bar.....................again]

Hello, Achoo here.
whawhawahwha whawha hahaha
Yes, gesundheit, how very clever of you. I am calling to call in yet another Wombat incident. What happened? He blew up...................again.
blahblahwhahblahmwahblahbleh
No, the damage is not as extensive as last time, but added to the damage from the WMD he insisted on dragging into the bar, which exploded.........
mehwhamehhuh?
why did he do that? Come on, it's Wombat we are talking about here! Destruction is what he does!
nahnowhanehblehblahwhanah
OK, if you refuse to pay for the repairs than I have only one choice. Would you like me to reopen the bar right next door to your headquarters? Well within the Wombat area of effect.
nononononononononoooookwefix

[30 seconds later ACME^tm repair crews show up, there is a flurry of smoke, hammering, sawing, nailing, cussing and flying debris. Two minutes later the repair crews leave a fully repaired club and exit stage right]

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #396 on:** 19 December 2011, 10:59:57 »

*A new BoP enters the bar dragging the old body.*
Hey can you drop this in the fryer? I'm hungry.

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #397 on:** 19 December 2011, 22:48:08 »

One road kill special coming up!

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #398 on:** 19 December 2011, 23:18:53 »

Achoo is a road?
Well where do you lead then?

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #399 on:** 20 December 2011, 00:42:21 »

Let's just say Achoo can also be said to be'paved with good intentions.'

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #400 on:** 20 December 2011, 01:33:56 »

That's why you shouldn't have let Wombat take charge of the road crew.

Wombat · « **Reply #401 on:** 20 December 2011, 12:44:00 »

[Wombat runs back into the Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar holding a safe clutched in his paws, followed almost immediately by three English policeman holding bobbysticks. A moving truck backs in through the wall and and unloads a piano acomplete with red and white striped-suit piano player who begins to play Keystone cops "Pickles and Peppers" melody while Wombat runs under the tables, over the bar, through Achoo's legs (whoops...there went his replacement pants!) and out the door again.]

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #402 on:** 20 December 2011, 13:27:42 »

I had replacement pants?

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #403 on:** 20 December 2011, 13:35:29 »

apparently....

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #404 on:** 20 December 2011, 13:38:16 »

Since when?

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #405 on:** 20 December 2011, 16:29:38 »

milliseconds before Wombat swiped them by the looks of things.

Wombat · « **Reply #406 on:** 21 December 2011, 08:41:04 »

[Wombat snuggles the replacement pants.]

"...still warm!"

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #407 on:** 22 December 2011, 23:01:44 »

No, really.....................sisnce whn did I get replacement pants since the last time Wombat stole them? :o

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #408 on:** 23 December 2011, 01:08:06 »

perhaps the repair crew replaced them as well when you weren't looking?

Wombat · « **Reply #409 on:** 23 December 2011, 09:11:37 »

"Occasionally I re-pants people just for the joy-joy feeling of de-pantsing them later. I'd call it "gardening", but the truth is I rarely use a rotor-tiller for these sort of operations..."

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #410 on:** 24 December 2011, 11:21:11 »

Well, I refuse to wear pants! If you do not wear pants, Wombat cannot steal them! So there, evil plan of the blue rat foiled by a simple (and breezy) counter plan! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #411 on:** 24 December 2011, 13:22:54 »

I tried that, but he moved in under the kilt.

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #412 on:** 24 December 2011, 21:30:32 »

Who's wearing a kilt?

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #413 on:** 24 December 2011, 23:26:10 »

well I was, once. Before the blue thing decided to make a home underneath.

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #414 on:** 25 December 2011, 12:31:12 »

Never went there. Saw what happened to Wombat Victim number 1.

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #415 on:** 25 December 2011, 18:19:45 »

was that Phacade, or Pagan?

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #416 on:** 25 December 2011, 20:41:57 »

He used to be known as Trueheart.

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #417 on:** 26 December 2011, 02:47:07 »

never met him. Must have been a horrible end.

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #418 on:** 26 December 2011, 10:17:45 »

He was Wombat victim number one. And Wombat lived under his kilt. #P

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #419 on:** 26 December 2011, 22:07:57 »

I morn for him.