Author Topic: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed (Read 199262 times)

sir_spamalot · « **Reply #330 on:** 09 November 2011, 22:32:16 »

Backsoon: Stop squirming! How else am I supposed to brush your teeth with this sulphuric acid? **scrub scrub scrub**

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #331 on:** 09 November 2011, 22:45:17 »

Achoo craftily opens the access door to the Wombat traps, accidentally trips the Backsoon into open access hatch, slams the door shut after the Backsoon falls in, locks the access door, then disappears in a swirl of pinkness ~~(just in case Spammie insists on bringing the Backsoon back)~~ "just in case".

sir_spamalot · « **Reply #332 on:** 21 November 2011, 23:10:46 »

**The Backsoon taps achoo on the shoulder**
Backsoon: Those traps hurt, yes they did. Just for that, I'm going to have to give you twice the love. How's your taste for being tied up while listening to 15 days of Fran Dresher sings Christmas songs.... oh I can't wait. **places achoo in an airtight container with anti escape spells so Achoo doesn't miss a moment**

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #333 on:** 21 November 2011, 23:49:27 »

but, Fran's Jewish, she doesn't sing Christmas songs....

sir_spamalot · « **Reply #334 on:** 22 November 2011, 00:22:28 »

Backsoon: Well then, should make the lyrics that much more interesting..... :D

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #335 on:** 22 November 2011, 09:44:33 »

Your not fooling me. This is a woozle in disguise. Besides, I work at WalMart. There is nothing you can do that can harm me. For instance since Holloween we have been playing attrocious Christmas music. I ignore it. Like I am ignoring the woozle in the Backson suit. I deal with worse on a daily basis. Go scribble in ShadowRaven's books and derail Mopar's train of thought!

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #336 on:** 23 November 2011, 14:39:26 »

wait, what do my books have to do with mopars train of thought?

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #337 on:** 24 November 2011, 11:45:31 »

*sigh*

sir_spamalot · « **Reply #338 on:** 24 November 2011, 23:23:31 »

Backsoon: What's a Woozle?
Woozle: I dunno, sounds contagious though.
Backsoon: Good thing I brought lots of hand sanitizer.

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #339 on:** 25 November 2011, 19:52:57 »

this is annoying. Anyone know where they hid the controls for the R.C. Hetzer?

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #340 on:** 25 November 2011, 22:39:14 »

In Wombat's pouch.

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #341 on:** 25 November 2011, 23:28:27 »

man, what a time to not be able to find the blue furball

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #342 on:** 26 November 2011, 07:50:09 »

Even if you could find it, wouldn't it be safer to write it off as a loss?

Tell you what, make me a bloody surat with the top shelf vodka and I'll loan you my universal remote.

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #343 on:** 28 November 2011, 09:07:20 »

But I don't want the crontrols. I could just rip the arms of the Backson and pour it's spurting blood into a cup for you if you want. 8)

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #344 on:** 28 November 2011, 10:26:06 »

Does the blood contain alcohol?

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #345 on:** 28 November 2011, 13:20:00 »

actually the Backsoons might be the only things in this place who's blood is not laced with alcohol

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #346 on:** 28 November 2011, 22:12:43 »

I would be happy to conduct the experiment to find out! 8)

Terra-ble · « **Reply #347 on:** 07 December 2011, 09:14:23 »

Quote from: ShadowRaven on 25 November 2011, 19:52:57

this is annoying. Anyone know where they hid the controls for the R.C. Hetzer?

WHO STOLE MY R.C. HETZER????

All right, that's it! I go away for a litte (long) while and people start horking my stuff. Shadowraven, as a former Snow Raven I am using one of my R.C. McKenna slots. Target the bar!

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #348 on:** 07 December 2011, 10:11:10 »

Why in the heck are you targeting the bar? The RC Hetzer is in the back parking lot where it has been parked for years. Just the remote is gone. And since the anti-theft system of the Hetzer is armed noone is going near the damned thing. Go after Wombat. The blue rat has the remote, or at least was the last one known to have the remote.

Sheesh! Why does everybody target the bar?

Terra-ble · « **Reply #349 on:** 07 December 2011, 10:25:31 »

Actually I am targeting the bar because I am still none to happy with the gauss soda machine. That being said, I have my back up remote, and I am moving the Hetzer to a safer location.

And if a swarm of R.C. savahna masters comes roaring in here: it is not my fault and I was never here.

Wombat · « **Reply #350 on:** 07 December 2011, 11:20:06 »

[Wombat, meanwhile, is busily floating in a bowl of soggy Cheerios.]

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #351 on:** 07 December 2011, 13:21:45 »

Hmm, you know. I know this place that sells RC hovercraft. Maybe I could build my own R.C. Savannah Master. A pity I don't own any of the old cartoon toys....

Wombat · « **Reply #352 on:** 07 December 2011, 14:54:36 »

[Wombat appears to be cereal-bloated.]

Terra-ble · « **Reply #353 on:** 07 December 2011, 15:02:31 »

Oh dear god no, I forgot about Wombat. Ok, time to target the bar again.

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #354 on:** 07 December 2011, 18:21:59 »

-hides under a table unsure which will blow first. Wombat, or the bar-

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #355 on:** 07 December 2011, 23:30:04 »

Probably both. Pity. It was such a nice bar.

Now where did I put my Savannah Master IIC?

Terra-ble · « **Reply #356 on:** 08 December 2011, 04:35:42 »

What do you mean we are not clear to fire? Wombat is right there? Ares Accords? What? This freaking thing is R.C.! You just need to push the button! Fine.....

Governments!

Wombat · « **Reply #357 on:** 08 December 2011, 09:49:56 »

"WooooooHA!"

[Wombat goes flying out of the garage in Achoo's Savannah Master IIC. Naturally its damaged beyond repair, reeks of old fish and pudding pops (in fact, one can barely hear Bill Cosby screaming for help from the trunk), and appears to have been poorly painted in blue and pink spraypaint. Wombat leaps the poor hovercraft in the air, landing on Achoo's other ride. And Achoo.]

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #358 on:** 08 December 2011, 09:59:19 »

Ahhh maaaaaan! Bad Wombat! Bad Wombat! Go sit in the corner! Put on your Bad Wombat dunce cap! Don't eat the wall!

Damn! I just had that thing overhauled!

Wombat · « **Reply #359 on:** 08 December 2011, 12:01:07 »

"In the corner? In the corner..um, okay."

[Wombat shrugs and pulls a jackhammer out of his pouch.]