Interviewer: Since you’ve stopped making art, how do you spend your time?Paul Chan Breathers: Oh, I’m a breather. I’m a respirateur. Isn’t that enough?
Self: Meltrans are already culture shocked, except their response is to squeal like high school girls at a boy band concert and discharge energy weapons in random directions.Weirdo: Sounds like the proper reaction to a Macross Cannon to me.
And of course if even a single Constitution had shown up onscreen for even a single second, you would have been able to hear the mass squeeing from orbit.