Author Topic: I think Jamaican in the moonlight of Achooluna, drinking rum every night... (Read 92254 times)

The Mighty ACHOO · « **on:** 21 May 2017, 22:39:31 »

OK, we got the new bar set up on Achooluna. We can wander back and forth between the sites until the moderator finally notices and lacks the doors on the old one.

This location has a sort of a pirate motif, mostly because all of the furniture was stolen from all of the other closed CBT bars. Harrr!

Sharpnel · « **Reply #1 on:** 22 May 2017, 01:12:26 »

*Parrot on my shoulder, a patch over my left eye and a rusty cutlass hanging from my hip* What?! You said a pirate motif.

Wrangler · « **Reply #2 on:** 22 May 2017, 05:30:44 »

*Roar from above the skies of the Bar echos the landscape as the bar trembles as a single Battlemech exits the Overlord DropShip named the "Yamato". A gleaming blue Thunderhawk lands as it's jump-boosters eject from the mech and land on one of Achoo's Hetzers rusting in the new parking alot of Achooluna's parking lot. A single figure scuffles down from the cockpit after the Mech appears to go into standby mode with a cowboy hat on and warn black jumpers. Man approaches the new Achooluna bar by the bear with grin on his face.*

Oh Man, I love these tiki bars. I'll have one those rum drinks won't you please!

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #3 on:** 22 May 2017, 10:33:12 »

Sure. But if you wanted to keep with the theme of the bar you should have arrived on a Buccaneer dropship and did the drop in a Buccaneer BattleMech with a couple of Cutlass aerospace fighters providing air cover. >:D

Just saying........ 8)

Wrangler · « **Reply #4 on:** 22 May 2017, 11:10:43 »

Quote from: The Mighty ACHOO on 22 May 2017, 10:33:12

Sure. But if you wanted to keep with the theme of the bar you should have arrived on a Buccaneer dropship and did the drop in a Buccaneer BattleMech with a couple of Cutlass aerospace fighters providing air cover. >:D

Just saying........ 8)

Lol, i wish i could do a re-do! I totally didn't think of it!

Sharpnel · « **Reply #5 on:** 22 May 2017, 11:27:00 »

I prefer the Picaroon like the one in the parking lot next to the trash dumpsters.

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #6 on:** 22 May 2017, 16:59:38 »

*A BoP unit materializes at the end of the bar and begins filing off his serial numbers*
Nice place you have here. A shame if something were to happen to it.

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #7 on:** 22 May 2017, 22:16:32 »

Of course something will happen to it. It always does.

Like you showing up O:-)

Clangador · « **Reply #8 on:** 23 May 2017, 23:44:53 »

Quote from: BirdofPrey on 22 May 2017, 16:59:38

*A BoP unit materializes at the end of the bar and begins filing off his serial numbers*
Nice place you have here. A shame if something were to happen to it.

Like for it to burn down 42 times in a row with a nuclear detonation at the end?!? Yea we could arrange that to happen on accident accidentally without having any knowledge of it and a solid alibi of whereabouts in a seperate galaxy 1 billion years in the future past.

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #9 on:** 24 May 2017, 05:27:00 »

Between Wombat and the local emergency services, we don't even need to arrange accidents.

Wrangler · « **Reply #10 on:** 24 May 2017, 05:49:08 »

Has the Wombat gone extinct? He's not been around.

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #11 on:** 24 May 2017, 06:07:26 »

Wombat always returns.

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #12 on:** 24 May 2017, 13:02:51 »

*MM stumbles up to the bar wearing an oversized British Navy Commodore hat with a German Totenkopf attached to it*

"I'll have a rum and Coke. Light on the Coke."

Clangador · « **Reply #13 on:** 24 May 2017, 15:54:01 »

Quote from: MoparMessiah on 24 May 2017, 13:02:51

*MM stumbles up to the bar wearing an oversized British Navy Commodore hat with a German Totenkopf attached to it*

"I'll have a rum and Coke. Light on the Coke."

***Clang's left eyebrow starts twitching when he notices the mixture of British and German military paraphernalia MM is wearing.***

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #14 on:** 24 May 2017, 20:18:12 »

*Both of MM's eyebrows twitch at the sight of Clang's twitching*

Wrangler · « **Reply #15 on:** 24 May 2017, 21:52:32 »

*Wrangler watches with a raised eyebrow as both Clang and Mopar's eyebrows go flying off their faces.*

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #16 on:** 25 May 2017, 09:42:29 »

I knew I should have used more staples

Clangador · « **Reply #17 on:** 29 May 2017, 02:14:13 »

Damn it that was a brand new pair of eyebrows!!!

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #18 on:** 29 May 2017, 02:26:13 »

I have a nail gun you can use to put them back on if you like..... ::)

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #19 on:** 29 May 2017, 05:58:08 »

Quote from: Clangador on 29 May 2017, 02:14:13

Damn it that was a brand new pair of eyebrows!!!

We at BoP Industries understands that Clang-a-Corp's product selection may be limited, so we are pleased to offer their CEO a free set of replacement eyebrows of his choice from our "Cinema" line of makeup and facial prosthetics.

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #20 on:** 29 May 2017, 15:04:56 »

Luckily my eyebrows grow quickly...argh

Wrangler · « **Reply #21 on:** 29 May 2017, 18:16:44 »

*Wrangler watches as Clang-a-Corp techs install new pair of eyebrows onto their boss, the Clangador! When they finish, Clangador tries to move his eyebrows only to have them begin to spin like pinwheels vs up down motion.*

That's rather...animated.

Clangador · « **Reply #22 on:** 29 May 2017, 23:45:59 »

Quote from: Wrangler on 29 May 2017, 18:16:44

*Wrangler watches as Clang-a-Corp techs install new pair of eyebrows onto their boss, the Clangador! When they finish, Clangador tries to move his eyebrows only to have them begin to spin like pinwheels vs up down motion.*

That's rather...animated.

*Clang squints at Wrangler and begins to plot his revenge.*

Unfortunately, Clang records his plotting in ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics in which it takes 14 years to write down, meanwhile the batteries in the spinning eyebrows go dead and Clang loses interest and falls asleep.*

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #23 on:** 30 May 2017, 14:48:47 »

Clang is like a tortoise when it comes to sleep.

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #24 on:** 30 May 2017, 21:05:18 »

He is also like a tortoise when it comes to uptakes........ ::)

Wrangler · « **Reply #25 on:** 30 May 2017, 21:06:13 »

Well don't flip him over. He won't be able right himself if you do.

Clangador · « **Reply #26 on:** 30 May 2017, 21:44:14 »

It was a long busy day at work. I wish I could have hidden in my shell all day. :(

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #27 on:** 30 May 2017, 23:40:15 »

I did not have to work today, so I hid in my shell. I call it my house. O0

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #28 on:** 31 May 2017, 00:23:05 »

Quote from: Clangador on 30 May 2017, 21:44:14

It was a long busy day at work. I wish I could have hidden in my shell all day. :(

Oh - poor bubbie

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #29 on:** 31 May 2017, 13:12:27 »

Just have some Rum, In a Cup!. It will make you forget!