Been tried. We accidentally caught Mopar with the drum because he wanted a peanut butter sandwich.
Are you sure the bar is running? Have you been drinking that much that things are moving on their own? ^-^
Than you have not yet had enough to drink. ^-^
It's an oldie but a goodie. In it's day it even fooled congressmen. O0
*MM rips off his robes and starts singing*
I'm too sexy ...
*MM puts his robes back on*
That felt good! Was that good for you?
we don't reality here? we don't grammar here either I guess?
Mopar, if you have toi ask that you are dumber than Clang. Of course we are!
your only supposed to drink people better looking if you intend to take them home, or to a cheap motel, or at least to the back seat of your car. I don't play that way.
I don't mind you guys making fun of me. My spelling is usually OK and I've tried to be better at it, but sometimes I can't type fast enough.
pummled, yes, submission, no. You should see what's left of the other guy.
I'll take your word for it. ;D
but what of politicians beaten with ugly sticks?
I have come to the opinion that if you open a store that only sells Hello Kitty merchandise you can make a decent living.
I just cannot force myself to stoop that low.
I have come to the opinion that if you open a store that only sells Hello Kitty merchandise you can make a decent living.you know Victor Davion would not have to stoop
I just cannot force myself to stoop that low.
Victor has nothing to do with this. Silly. ;)I thought Victor had something to do with everything....
you know Victor Davion would not have to stoop
Ahhh, The Steiner officers are a bunch of clowns! But I prefer a MoC Circus. The side shows are more fun!
I would just not like to not say 42 at this point.
About the same time you were on the wagon than. :P
Was it at least a nice little red wagon? ^-^
You used to have one? What happened to it?
I don't know what happened to it. Probably took it to the metal recyclers since I don't do that swap meet any more
If she still has it take it to Mopar for repairs. Mopar would just love to fix your little red wagon!
I'm busy putting together a red 1963 Plymouth Sport Fury for a guyPictures!
I'm busy putting together a red 1963 Plymouth Sport Fury for a guy
The only Fudds I know are Elmer and Ezzie. 8)
It also stands for Follow-Up Detection Device (electronics), Functional Description Document, and my favorite Fear Uncertainty Doubt and Disinformation
Whoops. Ozzie. Ezzie is Ozzie Fudd's sister. Yeah, that's the ticket! His sister! :-[
Pictures!
She's a beauty. It is times like this I envy those with the mechanical skills to tackle such a project.
Thanks. I better get to work on her so I can get her out of my shop but it's time to do the maintenance on my waterski boat.
Huh. I recently purchased a "boat." (I expect it will be the death of me.)
Are you fixing fixing it or just fiddling around fixing it?
yeah, Bearing seals on boat trailers have a tendency to die. The more so with a lot of boat owners who never even bother to check, or care, until the wheel bearing seizes up at 75 miles per hour. then they learn to care real fast
Or stop by KFC and order a bucket meal
WTH did you do that for?
It's for my nephew. A 20ft wooden sailboat. It was only 100 bucks & needs some fixing up.
Peh. This is Clang we are talking about. Lack of skills mean nothing. Knowing what he is doing just slows down the impendingdisaster.hilarity for those observing O0
I love that Darwin guy
Gravity is silly, it's air pressure that keeps us on the ground. Which is why they bounced so much on the moon
I am relatively tall around....does that count?
So, when you turn into Clang?
No it isn't! It is a big pink fuzzy full moon!
self inflicted rectal flash burns
flaming ass trumpets. Sounds like a Seattle garage band from the 90's
Note: Leavenworth, Washington is not the location of the United States (Maximum Security)Diciplinary Barracks...that is in Leavenworth, Kansas. The Washington state location is a Bavarian themed tourist destination ad the beer is great! ;D
I need to get down to central Texas sometime and all the old german towns with their breweries. The trick is doing so without driving, so I don't have to worry about driving back. Then again, that same conundrum is why I haven't been to any of the beer bars in my area in an extremely long time either...
Aw, now you're making me feel all special... {>{>
Oh you're special. ::)
Special like education. ;)
Hey I was in special education once. They kicked me out. :(
Why not?
Didn't you ever see "Tropical Thunder"?
....that was a documentary on the contras, right?
Didn't you ever see "Tropical Thunder"?
Nope.
Will Farrell actually did one good movie: Mega-Mind. Good stuff.
umm, Clang?
Wow! 12 days for a response from Rip Van Clang!
Don't worry. He will become lethargic and unresponsive very shortly.
And now for something completely different.
pokeTried that on a co worker this morning... was ignored.
Yep! On my finger! Guess which one! 8)
And I can fart in your general direction. O0
I have always wanted to go to China, but am afraid I would fall of the planet.
I don't have my own country. :'(
Red Beans & Rice sometimes come in a cup around here.
Same here. I love Popeye's.Figures Weirdo would be the one to catch my cryptic reference.
Figures Weirdo would be the one to catch my cryptic reference.
Here mopar! Lobs a broccoli head and a dead 2001 ram EVAP canister at mopar
Thanks but how do you kill an EVAP canister?My guess, 4000ft of elevation change twice a month... but who knows *lobs a carrot cake*
* GD looks up, spits out a mouthful of foam. *
ppfffh! Yeah! Use that salami as a pair of nunchuks like a normal person.
dare I ask how you know what size his bread stick is?
FOX does not cancel things for sensible reasons. They cancel things because they are idiots. And they may have cancelled Clang because he was outidioting them.
Sorry about that Clang if my idiot statement about you outidioting FOX was idiotic. But FOX is run by idiots.
Sometimes I like robot Chicken, Sometimes it crosses too many lines into "F You Seth Greene" territory
But no one hates Gary the stormtrooper
This is Achooluna, not Clangluna. We do not stab people in the heart around here. We gouge them in the wallet.I already stole that 2 pages ago, and my minions are at work stealing your bank account info.
Bank account info is useless if there is nothing in the bank account. :'(I can always take out several loans in your name and have myself added to your life insurance policy for then the loan sharks send their assassins.
Can we have the Halfling Convention in there, then? ??? I mean i didn't get a clear enough reply on the state of the plumbing at that other joint...You can try, but the hall is a dangerous place. Something horrible might happen to your convention.
I can always take out several loans in your name and have myself added to your life insurance policy for then the loan sharks send their assassins.
You can try. But after Wombat.....it could be worth a laugh to see somebody else deal with the rejection for a change!
Can we get C3I? Command Center Catgirls Intoxicated would be fun to watch!
sad when drunken catgirls are closer to reality then most reality t.v. eh?And here I thought I was just crazy... but yes its sad.
sad when drunken catgirls are closer to reality then most reality t.v. eh?
It doesn't deserve a break. 8)
Hell no, I live in Alberta, within the clan lazy Cow occupation zone
I have a car that came out of Alberta
knowing our roads, and our drivers, you have my deepest and most heart felt sympathies. How bad is the salt corrosion?
Than why are you posting here, on the internet, when you should be out working in your yard?
He is just a busy body that cannot not say something. Usually something stupid, but at least something.
What about doing things productively dangerous?
At least he vaguely considers being productive. 8)
well, I would have kicked him out too, Mopar's date probably had enough pink happening already without His sneeziness
you have obviously never met my gaming groups nemesis. Simply known as 'The Lurker'
Does he have that gamer funk smell going on?
I think he is going for 'damaging' rather than 'insulting'
Luckily my natural aptitude at dodging lets me roll an extra die
If it makes you feel any better I can declare you brain dead if you want. That happens a lot down here in the hall.
Uh...even at brain deadness, you still carry gray matter that is still deemed desirable to zombies before animal gray matter. However, you might be safe if the dead brain is gray death matter
Requiring a new me to be delivered does not count as a repair unless you are Apple.
Probably the old 5.25 ones too.If he remembered to upgrade.....
I takes a while to load, and it is not all that stable. It crashes a lot. Which kinda explains BoP.
So my favorite grocery store chain was just bought out by albertsucks.Yeah... my first thought was... I had no idea they had enough of a company left to buy a loaf a bread, let alone the successful chain that ran them out of town years ago. I shuddered upon finding out.
So my favorite grocery store chain was just bought out by albertsucks.
that chain is still around?Exactly... like some scrooge mcduck ceo thing .... must have been one guy hoarding gold coins in silo somewhere.
I don't suppose we could get back to a topic I have heard of?
None of those names mean a thing to me.
You want to stay on topic in the hall? Dude you seriously need a software upgrade!
Aren't you the guy who left this huge hole in the luna Vash?...not my fault one of my arms is a nuclear device. I think Peace left everything in pieces
...not my fault one of my arms is a nuclear device. I think Peace left everything in piecesDare I ask what love might do if we let it loose?
Dare I ask what love might do if we let it loose?Love everything to death by repeatedly shouting it with a peace sign waving in the air
Dare I ask what love might do if we let it loose?
And perhaps the cool late '60s muscle cars like the Chevy II
Yep, and Chargers, like Dodge Vipers ended up in the hands of people who where not prepared for the power, and many of them ended up wrapped around trees and power poles, and other cars, and upside down in ditches and, and, and......
My step son said it best.
The Viper is like a Bull Elephant. It's all cool and everything until it breaks lose.
Dragonluna self-destructed a few years ago.
But I bet you used Pringles potato chips. They are almost as bad as mashed potatoes for disappearing.
But I bet you used Pringles potato chips. They are almost as bad as mashed potatoes for disappearing.Sterzings. I think Galacticly, act locally.
If you are Capellan it's something best not even thought about.
If you are British or a Davion. If you are a Lyran it is beer. If you are a Kuritan it's sake. If you are Capellan it's something best not even thought about.Come now, Plum Wine isn't as bad as Marik Ouzo.
Come now, Plum Wine isn't as bad as Marik Ouzo.
I can't remember the name of it but the Germans have this hot beer/coffee that is supposed to be very goodwhat!?
what!?
~ShadowRaven Goes for a more traditional camoflage choice~
he said classy mopar, not gassy
Is stem cell research legal on this Luna? I think we need to grow Spammie a new brain.Growing him a new brain wouldn't help. There's no place to put it.
Does House Steiner field only light mechs?
That is the Steiner definition of a scout 'Mech!
My late friend Greg created a back story for a Drac mechwarrior in the Clan Invasion Era. He was piloting a Stinger/Locust/Some cheap Kurita 20 tonner. And was engaged by a Daishi. The Clanner ran on rough terrain. Failed PSR. Fall resulted in CT/Possible Crits leading to loss of Gyro.
The most embarrassing (for the Clanner)/lucky (for the Drac) example of the rules possible. 20 ton L1 beats 100 Clan Omni without firing a shot.
I don't have any crazy kills. crazy deaths, yes. kills no. Like the one time I charged a mech with a far lighter mech, with the intent of shoving it off like a lvl 4 drop. Mistake. The mech I was charging, hadn't moved yet. You can imagine the rest.My favorite whoopise was when I was in the lead by a fair margin in a king of the hill game (got a bonus for being first there plus every turn up there is worth 1 more point than the previous). I made the oh so bright decision to try and DFA with a only lightly damaged seraph only to miss and go careening 6 levels off the side of the hill and break my gyro, and thus began a 4 game streak of losing a gyro in each game.
well, I did take out a near pristine mech with a LB 20X once, cluster hits, rolled high on the number, and something like four of them hit the head. four head hits, pilot blacks out. mech falls, unconscious pilot, five head hits. Good night, see you after the battle.For some reason when I am involved, assault mechs take a lot of head hits, take naps and fall over Sadly this includes my own mechs including a near pristine templar that managed to have its pilot die on his first sortie.
I hated the old rules for partial cover because of all of the head hits. Ugh.
Meh, just modify a mech mortar to fire off beercans to get the Elementals to fibble off, then try to find something to lean against whilst attempting to stand ( I personally recommend an Urbie- they're not just for trashcans, anymore :D)
Then leave before the Elementals realize you were honking off empty beercans..... }:)
They make nifty fondue pots, too...self heating, don't ya know.party tanks... Like the Gultoppr?
Saaay... Who was it that had that lance of 'party tanks'? Maybe we can sell him a lance of 'legged kegs' to go with 'em- change th' AC out for a fluid gun for frat parties.... :D
*sigh* These new guys just don't have any tolerance for abusing alcohol.......
Holy mackerel what happened to this place?Hole-y place! what happened to this, Mackerel?
Hole-y place! what happened to this, Mackerel?
I got tired of rebuilding the place after each destructive events, so I am just letting the place have a badly used and abused ambiance.
Pretty much. It is still in better shape than Clangluna, however. I saw it in orbit around Detroit, completely stripped and up on blocks. How they got a moon up on blocks I will never know.
But will Bill, who also known as Will want to read his last will before giving to a marsupial lawyer with an explosive pen?
Bad day at Wally World?Given the movie bombed and they water the BEER! I'd say so. [madflame]
Given the movie bombed and they water the BEER! I'd say so. [madflame]
So we have to wait till he performs an illegal operation and must be shut down?This is what "like" buttons exist for. You sir have won the internet. [applause]
*hands Achoo a scalpel*
Plus he cleans it with a flame throwerThose flame throwers are popular with the kids.
I used to be a freelance mechwarrior like you.You sir, win the internet!
Then I took an Arrow IV to the lower leg actuator.
You sir, win the internet!
HERE is a nice pair of boobies for you!
http://ibc.lynxeds.com/files/pictures/IMG_1715.jpg (http://ibc.lynxeds.com/files/pictures/IMG_1715.jpg)
Why do people keep typing cast?Were trying cast in on the money.
Complains the one who needs a spell checker..... :P
Luckily Safari corrects these things for me so I only look like half of a ******
You're going on Safari?
Yes I'll be Clang hunting in the great white North East.Therre I fixed that for you. I'm sure they'll ship snow to you if you like.
Well it's actually not that great
I think the world allows it because it hope he gets accidentally misplaced somewhere along the line. Just a theory, but I think it is solid!
Well, the weather today is pretty sterling. Rain turning into ice when it hits the ground. #PIt's nearly in the 60s where I am, its suppose to be in like the 20-30s. I have count my blessings, but i'll bet be bad in Summer. #P
Climate is what you expect. Weather is what you get.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_weather
meteor showers are not weather
You may have stepped in something...darn dog.
Whatever you do, do not follow in Mopar's footsteps! He stepped in something naaaaaaaaasty!
Mopar's got a pretty big place. You might need a small sea to wash it.
I just mowed the back 40
With your teeth?
If you have a garden big enough to need a tractor it isn't a garden. It's a farm. ^-^
......................What's growing on the other 15 acres that don't need mowing?Alfalfa. I lease that portion out to a farmer. He cuts it about 6 times a year. It puts a few pennies in my pocket.
So technically you have somebody else mow that part of your yard every once in a while and make him pay you to let him do it! Nice!
So technically you have somebody else mow that part of your yard every once in a while and make him pay you to let him do it! Nice!
I've never seen 5-leafed Alfalfa before... what does your farmer friend do with it?
O:-)
TT
Our loveable Herb Breas.
WOW! He does exist! And he actually was paying attention.......................don't say his name three times. It might be bad.
No, that's Candyman and/or Bloody Mary.
My name said three times is just a sign that I'm not really paying attention...
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Come on- if anyone belongs in the "Hee Mans Woman Haters Club it needs to be you ;D ;)
As I reminded others recently, I don't hate women any more than the rest of humanity. I'm just not interested in "relations" any more.
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Herb - I'll give you an out but I have seen some Facebook posts about you X.
[Nervous supportive smile]
I'm still confused but that's normalWell, we continue to spin our wheels a bit. I blame the booze myself.
Well, we continue to spin our wheels a bit. I blame the booze myself.Put your floor mats under the tires
I blame Blain Pardoe's writers Fiat. Stupid Fiat.
nope. A Fiat 124
:( Alas I will not be able to make it to Gencon yet again this year. Seventh year in a row.......damnit!
That would require something called money........... :'(
What about the coinage, Mopar?At the time there was 2RMB in coins
TT
Maybe you should buy a new one.
Why would you have done such a thing? :D
Why would you have done such a thing? :DI'm sure it was cosmetic surgery.
Not even the clans would.........never mind. Just......never mind. :-X
A Mopar guy who doesn't like Standards? Car's Automatic shifters are for noobies. ;)
I haven't kept up on the latest "We are too stupid to figure out how to put a car in PARK" news. Don't effect me as I try to only own manuals
Is his name Stubby?
Actually his name is Odin, of course none of the other dogs have a god's name, now the cats on the other hand;
Artemis
Pandora
Morpheus
My current dog is named Cuddles.
Don't laugh. My dear departed Mother named her.
Oh no! Achoo got into the "good stuff"! #P
Dang it MoparMessiah! Why did you leave that White Lightning concoction you use to clean your car parts left around here!
Not always, After all, they come in fifteen colors. We just change colors every day. O0
LIESand Video Tape?
ALL LIES
and Video Tape?
So polite, yet so perverted.
I park where that gazebo was.You own a Destrier?
Can't miss it, my tank looks like a gazebo... all 200-tons of her!
TT
( I'm seriously thinking of upgrading to an even bigger version... )
If i was not mistaken, the bar has originally went from being launched into space as part of the Wombat's save christmas campaign and some kind spaceship made OUT of a dropship.
What other things lie down inDexter's Laboratory*cough* i mean Achoo's Bar.
Kung Fu Killer Grip! I paid extra for the Killer part!
I work at the second largest WalMart in Iowa. The place is huge.
Drive by management is far worse. Trust me on this one.
Capellan Confederation Management?
Mismanagement mostly. O0
Well, obviously he is better at kissing corporate ass than you. }:)
What are pink tinteds?Well, that's a means their shade of pink. Which is fancy word i found in this free (with 7.99 cost of sending fee) Wombat dictionary.
*suddenly large number of Network Thread Muskrats staff breaks into the scene and man handle Achoo literally and shove pare of pink tinted on his undercovered bottom while other muskrat hold a "Please Stand By" sign block the view. After couple grunts and Achoo "Get your paws off me!" & "NOT THERE FOOL!" the muskrats scatter off after leaving a copy of their bill on Achoo's shirt.*
Doesn't Wombat have controling shares in Acme whom makes that Censor-Tronic?
"Most?" Pray tell, what percentage is "most"?
Don't ask. Don't tell. Please, just don't.He was referring to the Beer (formerly mine) that landed on his lap. If you get enough beer in you, you would be "dancing" too! ;D
Not right now. I am still recovering from being run over by a train. #PWell, try keep your train of thought. While I go get new beer. Do you want anything?
I don't remember that :(It was before you were off the production line. Before everyone, perhaps before A.D.
It was before you were off the production line. Before everyone, perhaps before A.D.
I have been posting on the CBT site since 1998. The original site. CBT 1.0. First edition.
Yes, that long ago.
I have some red flame ones you can borrow. Don't use them much anymore. They kept setting the fire alarms off.
Properly industrial strength Nair. For those hard clear patches.
Today's Special I Pink Lemonade Coolers! In A Cup!
And Pink Fluff Bubble Gum Cupcakes! In A Cup!
What is this Wal-E 2?
TT
WOOHOO! DIABETIC COMA TIME!(FYI Don't drink entire 3 Liter of Cheap Cola, if you thought the normal soda was strong...) :o
(BTW, don't pour pixie sticks into diet coke. It can get messy.)
* Mopar walks in like a homeless vet, shaking a cup... *
Please, sir. Do you have any change, sir?
TT
It would be nothing I could afford to do in real life, and not here because the stupidity I have to deal with on a daily basis makes all of you look sane. Even BoP.
It would be nothing I could afford to do in real life, and not here because the stupidity I have to deal with on a daily basis makes all of you look sane. Even BoP.Please. I work in food service; because of the crap I have to put up with, I'd be institutionalized if people stopped being hungry.
Please. I work in food service; because of the crap I have to put up with, I'd be institutionalized if people stopped being hungry.
19 years at a crappy PIZZA job... and counting.
God, I have to wait 119 more days to my 5 day vacation!
GENCON baby! Whoot...
Taking off Wednesday,
TT
And I thought being an oil field worker sucked.
I'm gonna leave the above comment alone!
Besides, all I have to do is walk down 5 blocks to go to Gencon... As I live just up the street!
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LOL! You spell worse than Mopar! ;DClango-Soft Auto correct on my phone didn't help any! The varmint is armed with taser!
And they strike you with such force! And Samurai Wombat never misses with them! Never!
Hands Clang a lime slice with salt on in...
TT
Solo cups don't just come in the color red.................
The awesomeness does not come from the cup. It comes from what we put IN the cup.
Soft targets? Like Jello?
I had a little container of pudding with my lunch today. Sadly, I'm out now. No pudding to take for lunch tomorrow. :'(No pudding for you!
No pudding for you!
That's too bad. I keep forgetting take something to work so i don't spend what little money i have for lunch.
My work has free lunch 8)You in prison or something? :o
You in prison or something? :o
Worse, he works for a tech company, Google. They get some nice perks.
Worse?
We have 2 million people apply a year to get a job here.
This is the greatest employer in the world.
Want to here about the free food? We have over 40 cafeterias, each with it's own theme.
Yes worse than prison. Anyone can see that! Right?!?
You don't get paid in prison.
Nor do you get business trips to China
Is tea really cheaper there?
Oh No! Achoo has gone Kookie.