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Title: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 07 August 2012, 00:24:34
OK, we had to move Achooluna. Today's special is cold beer! In a cup!
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 07 August 2012, 00:28:28
in a cup? wow fancy?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Davout73 on 07 August 2012, 00:29:23
What was in the cup prior to the beer?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 07 August 2012, 00:30:03
Yep. We are sparing some expense here.  ^-^


We stole the cups from the FWL lounge.  O0
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 07 August 2012, 00:31:01
so all that was in them was dreams of rebellion? should be clean enough for beer.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 07 August 2012, 00:34:13
Just stay our of the kitchen. The damned skwerl is still in there.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 07 August 2012, 00:43:53
yeah. I know of a great Skwerl trap, but I'm not sure where I will get the hundred gallon drum, or the pallet of Peanut butter
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 07 August 2012, 00:46:19
Been tried. We accidentally caught Mopar with the drum because he wanted a peanut butter sandwich.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: GreenDragon on 07 August 2012, 02:44:40
So maybe that was a Wormhole and not a singularity.  It was a freaking black hole.  They are almost impossible to tell apart.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 07 August 2012, 10:34:41
We just moved for a different view. No wormholes. A few ******, but no wormholes.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 07 August 2012, 16:36:06
one is about as bad as the other.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 07 August 2012, 17:27:42
Eh, forget the skwerl, BEER...now
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 07 August 2012, 18:24:27
By jingle, I think Vash might be on to something
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Clangador on 07 August 2012, 21:37:14

Is this green beer? And do you have matching cups?  ???
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 07 August 2012, 22:20:31
No green beer. It's not St. Patricks day. And just ask the service robots for service. I just run the place. I gave up running the bar.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 07 August 2012, 22:33:51
not running the bar yourself is probably for the best.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Wolverine-7SK on 07 August 2012, 22:35:32
Cheers to The Mighty ACHOO! You bring something different to every shindig.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 07 August 2012, 22:47:47
I try. I have been told that I am very trying.  ::)
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Clangador on 07 August 2012, 22:48:05

Where is the bar running to???
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 07 August 2012, 22:51:12
Are you sure the bar is running? Have you been drinking that much that things are moving on their own?  ^-^
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 07 August 2012, 22:58:51
Let's not allow this to be an Ed, Edd, n Eddy magnitude of random occurances.
Don't get me wrong that's a great show.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 07 August 2012, 23:29:54
more a grate show. as in what it does to my nerves. I miss classic cartoons that taught the viewer something. Such as Coyotes and Wombats are responsible for more cases of credit card fraud then all other cartoon critters, combined.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 08 August 2012, 17:15:52
Been tried. We accidentally caught Mopar with the drum because he wanted a peanut butter sandwich.

And jelly.  You should have told me you didn't have any jelly   :P
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 08 August 2012, 18:48:36
You forget so quickly? That was the label on the barrel.

Something Jelly.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 08 August 2012, 20:21:40
Ha ha.  You think you are so funny.  I'll have you know that a peanut butter and jellyfish sandmich is not that pleasant.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 09 August 2012, 01:42:10
No sandvich should ever have dosile jellies placed upon them
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Wolverine-7SK on 09 August 2012, 02:20:22
Save the sandwiches for breakfast! More beer please!
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 09 August 2012, 09:48:59
I remember now! The first word was petroleum!
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 09 August 2012, 16:19:28
IPA
first meaning:
India Pale Ale

Second:
Ironically Placed Achooluna
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 09 August 2012, 18:35:40
~cracks a bottle of Aleksander Keith's~ IPA for the win
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 09 August 2012, 21:04:38
I thought IPA meant Internally Placed Alcohol....where it belongs!
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 10 August 2012, 14:36:23
That's DIMB

Down Into My Belly

*scotch scotch scotch*
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Wolverine-7SK on 10 August 2012, 15:54:43
Cheers!

Friday time people.  Drink up!
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 10 August 2012, 16:35:07
Coffee in hand
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Clangador on 10 August 2012, 20:30:47
Are you sure the bar is running? Have you been drinking that much that things are moving on their own?  ^-^

Maybe........
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 10 August 2012, 21:03:59
Than you have not yet had enough to drink.  ^-^
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Clangador on 12 August 2012, 14:18:16
Than you have not yet had enough to drink.  ^-^

I drinked a whole bunch of water.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 12 August 2012, 19:05:22
Water. That stuff is bad for you. It's the Universal solvent man, it will eventually dissolve you from the inside.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 12 August 2012, 20:15:49
But but it keeps the buzz going between drinkszz
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 12 August 2012, 21:48:29
BAN DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE!

Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there.

Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes severe tissue damage. Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can include excessive sweating and urination, and possibly a bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance. For those who have become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means certain death.

Dihydrogen monoxide:

· is also known as hydroxl acid, and is the major component of acid rain.
 · contributes to the "greenhouse effect."
 · may cause severe burns.
 · contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.
 · accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.
 · may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes.
 · has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.

Contamination is reaching epidemic proportions!

Quantities of dihydrogen monoxide have been found in almost every stream, lake, and reservoir in America today. But the pollution is global, and the contaminant has even been found in Antarctic ice. DHMO has caused millions of dollars of property damage in the midwest, and recently California.

Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:

· as an industrial solvent and coolant.
 · in nuclear power plants.
 · in the production of styrofoam.
 · as a fire ******.
 · in many forms of cruel animal research.
 · in the distribution of pesticides.
 · as an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food products.

Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical.

Companies dump waste DHMO into rivers and the ocean, and nothing can be done to stop them because this practice is still legal. The impact on wildlife is extreme, and we cannot afford to ignore it any longer!

The American government has refused to ban the production, distribution, or use of this damaging chemical due to its "importance to the economic health of this nation." In fact, the navy and other military organizations are conducting experiments with DHMO, and designing multi-billion dollar devices to control and utilize it during warfare situations. Hundreds of military research facilities receive tons of it through a highly sophisticated underground distribution network. Many store large quantities for later use.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 12 August 2012, 21:58:07
that is going on my facebook, right now
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 13 August 2012, 10:54:21
 ::)
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 13 August 2012, 11:06:08
It's an oldie but a goodie. In it's day it even fooled congressmen.  O0
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 13 August 2012, 11:25:35
It's an oldie but a goodie. In it's day it even fooled congressmen.  O0

Why does that not surprise me. 
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 13 August 2012, 12:56:58
because politicians are generally two types. those out to 'change the world' and idiots. Sometimes the first group is also in the second.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: GreenDragon on 13 August 2012, 14:17:06
I class them as 'Naive idiots' or 'corrupt and money/power hungry.'  Though once in office, the former may often turn into the latter quickly.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Weirdo on 13 August 2012, 14:18:26
Remember not to stray into actual politics, please... [copper]
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 13 August 2012, 15:29:23
that would involve straying into serious discussion. Something forbidden here
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Weirdo on 13 August 2012, 15:35:32
I approve. 8)
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 13 August 2012, 16:22:25
This is a much safer place than the real world of politics. 
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Weirdo on 13 August 2012, 16:33:12
No kidding. Down here, you label your minefields, like civilized folk!
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 13 August 2012, 17:16:40
and ussually the only risk of losing your shirt comes from theft, violence, or too much alcohol consumption making you think you are sexier then you actually are. Thankfully the last one hasn't happened in a while, and the mental scars are healing
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 13 August 2012, 17:58:24
*snort*...I needz mah beerz. Oh! And organize all my gundam figures weapons. Gelgoogs rock!
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 13 August 2012, 19:56:14
*MM rips off his robes and starts singing*

I'm too sexy ...
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 13 August 2012, 20:33:41
~begins banging head on wall~ makeitstop [metalhealth] makeitstop [metalhealth] makeitstop [metalhealth]
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 13 August 2012, 22:57:29
(Shuts the window shades and turns off the lights so that the bar is in complete and utter darkness)

Well, that helps with the whole being force to see him thing, but unfortunately we can still hear him and it does nothing about the mental images that have scarred you for life.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Clangador on 14 August 2012, 00:04:19
*MM rips off his robes and starts singing*

I'm too sexy ...

oh GAWD! Quick, THE END TIMES HAVE COME --- ACTIVATE THE BOMB!

AAAAYYYYEEEEEEE!!!!
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 14 August 2012, 10:36:58
*sigh* Clang, you are just bombed all of the time around here.  ::)
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 14 August 2012, 11:21:52
*MM puts his robes back on*

That felt good!  Was that good for you?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Clangador on 14 August 2012, 15:15:41
*MM puts his robes back on*

That felt good!  Was that good for you?

Only if blood bursting from my eyes is a good thing.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Wolverine-7SK on 14 August 2012, 17:10:21
Mopar! You are too twisted for words!

Keep up the good work....
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 14 August 2012, 23:03:23
And now for something completely different. A simple question.

If pro is the opposite of con what is the opposite of constitution?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 14 August 2012, 23:24:58
anarchy. Which will always involve the prostitution.

on the same note. pro is the opposite of con, progress means to move forward, what does that say about congress?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: GreenDragon on 15 August 2012, 02:40:53
I thought we were to lay off the politics.   :-[
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 15 August 2012, 09:47:06
I could have posted that! But I didn't! So there! This iz Kaos! We don't reality here!
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 15 August 2012, 15:55:13
we don't reality here? we don't grammar here either I guess?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 15 August 2012, 17:41:16
Achoo can't haz proper fuel fundings for Achooluna.
And I thought it was vee don't Ssssshhh here.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 15 August 2012, 20:23:56
we don't reality here? we don't grammar here either I guess?

Grammer?  Isn't that some kind of cracker?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 15 August 2012, 22:18:40
maybe
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Wolverine-7SK on 16 August 2012, 02:06:12
For that, I would like to order grammar crackers for all....

Except ShadowRaven. You gets lamb crackers!  :D
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 16 August 2012, 09:51:43
Ve don't shhhush! Ve don't reality! Ve don't do da boogaloo like your momma do! Ve just krazy here! And drink. Dat iz vhat ve do here! Ve kant even proper sphell here because Mopar is here occasionally like, and Mopar cannot sphell. Neither can Clang. Don't know about Vash, he vas gone lone time and may haff learned how to sphell.

No politics! Except BattleTech! Dat ve can argue about!
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 16 August 2012, 18:38:03
Vhat du ya meen thaat mi speellin skillz is no gud? 
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 16 August 2012, 19:00:26
exactly
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 17 August 2012, 13:10:47
 O0
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 17 August 2012, 16:39:05
Iz u giis maaking funz ov mee?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 17 August 2012, 23:22:14
would we do that?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: GreenDragon on 18 August 2012, 01:30:04
Yes.

Did I post that out loud?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 18 August 2012, 23:31:28
Mopar, if you have toi ask that you are dumber than Clang. Of course we are!  
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Clangador on 19 August 2012, 21:41:24
Mopar, if you have toi ask that you are dumber than Clang. Of course we are!

What¿
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 19 August 2012, 22:00:40
You guys look like I need another beer
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 19 August 2012, 22:18:59
Please tell me you didn't mean that in a way that would suggest you are drinking beer to make us look better.....
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 20 August 2012, 08:48:37
Isn't that what beer is for?












Well, one of the reasons for beer at least.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 20 August 2012, 14:44:44
I don't mind you guys making fun of me.  My spelling is usually OK and I've tried to be better at it, but sometimes I can't type fast enough. 

Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 20 August 2012, 22:27:11
your only supposed to drink people better looking if you intend to take them home, or to a cheap motel, or at least to the back seat of your car. I don't play that way.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 21 August 2012, 00:28:03
meh.......... ^-^
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 21 August 2012, 15:05:39
your only supposed to drink people better looking if you intend to take them home, or to a cheap motel, or at least to the back seat of your car. I don't play that way.

Trust me - no amount of drinking is going to make any of you better looking
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 21 August 2012, 16:01:32
Now, now. Be nice. Just because it looks like he was pummeled into submission by somebody using the Ugly Stick....just be nice! Here, have another 10 gallons of beer.  ^-^
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 21 August 2012, 18:03:25
pummled, yes, submission, no. You should see what's left of the other guy.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Clangador on 21 August 2012, 18:59:23
I don't mind you guys making fun of me.  My spelling is usually OK and I've tried to be better at it, but sometimes I can't type fast enough.

I am not that fast of a typer myself.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 21 August 2012, 20:25:35
pummled, yes, submission, no. You should see what's left of the other guy.

I'll take your word for it.  ;D
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: chaotic38 on 22 August 2012, 00:34:32
I'll take your word for it.  ;D

Of course you would, who knows what might have happened otherwise?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Wolverine-7SK on 22 August 2012, 01:17:23
No more politics, or talk of ugly sticks! Cheers to Chaotic for making it back....

I'll  need a double now for sure.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: chaotic38 on 22 August 2012, 01:24:06
Hey, you can't just put politics and ugly sticks in the same sentance. It's insulting... to the ugly sticks.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: GreenDragon on 22 August 2012, 03:34:50
Too true.  Welcome back.  O0
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 22 August 2012, 13:21:07
but what of politicians beaten with ugly sticks?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 22 August 2012, 16:16:59
but what of politicians beaten with ugly sticks?

it's bad enough they are stupid and evil ... now you want to make them ugly?

How cruel yet just
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 22 August 2012, 16:18:40
I know. I think I am channeling my inner Batman
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 22 August 2012, 16:20:07
Achoo likes to channel his inner Hello Kitty  [neko]
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 22 August 2012, 17:58:36
I have come to the opinion that if you open a store that only sells Hello Kitty merchandise you can make a decent living.





I just cannot force myself to stoop that low.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 22 August 2012, 19:48:16
I have come to the opinion that if you open a store that only sells Hello Kitty merchandise you can make a decent living.





I just cannot force myself to stoop that low.


Oh you know you want too
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: captainjohn on 22 August 2012, 23:36:07
I have come to the opinion that if you open a store that only sells Hello Kitty merchandise you can make a decent living.





I just cannot force myself to stoop that low.

you know Victor Davion would not have to stoop
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 23 August 2012, 08:44:21
Victor has nothing to do with this. Silly.  ;)
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Notsonoble on 26 August 2012, 14:39:45
Victor has nothing to do with this. Silly.  ;)
I thought Victor had something to do with everything....

or was that mopar...

yeah must've been mopar
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 27 August 2012, 16:40:44
you know Victor Davion would not have to stoop

That's because he's so short that he has to reach up just to reach down
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 27 August 2012, 23:50:03
foaming at the mouth and faling over backwards GUUAAHHHHGH!
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Wolverine-7SK on 27 August 2012, 23:57:28
Funny. Cheers to Mopar. Again.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 28 August 2012, 10:54:58
At the Steiner Circus they have a miniature Atlas walk in and 100 Victor Steiner-Davions pour out of the cockpit
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 28 August 2012, 11:26:48
Ahhh, The Steiner officers are a bunch of clowns! But I prefer a MoC Circus. The side shows are more fun!
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 28 August 2012, 12:02:31
forget the side shows. The center ring is more fun then anything the Lyrans can come up with
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 28 August 2012, 20:32:43
Ahhh, The Steiner officers are a bunch of clowns! But I prefer a MoC Circus. The side shows are more fun!

Hell any MoC show  ^-^
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Clangador on 29 August 2012, 00:01:35

I would just not like to not say 42 at this point.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 29 August 2012, 14:19:14
But you did anyway!  :))
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 29 August 2012, 14:32:49
Clang is somewhat masochistic that way
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 29 August 2012, 15:20:48
I would just not like to not say 42 at this point.

That's because you don't know the answer  ;D
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 29 August 2012, 20:30:20
No, we know the answer. It's the question that wa are kind of vague on.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 30 August 2012, 16:27:32
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 30 August 2012, 18:37:13
He missed the bus.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Wolverine-7SK on 31 August 2012, 01:41:13
I hate missing the bus! I suppose it's better than being hit by one....

More beer time please.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 31 August 2012, 20:57:34
Damn - when was the last time I was on a bus?  Probably over three years ago in China
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 03 September 2012, 21:25:51
About the same time you were on the wagon than.    :P
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Post by: ShadowRaven on 03 September 2012, 23:19:59
that must have been a bad day
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 04 September 2012, 14:05:20
About the same time you were on the wagon than.    :P

I once went on the wagon for 10 days - just to prove a point
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 04 September 2012, 18:40:44
Was it at least a nice little red wagon?  ^-^
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 04 September 2012, 19:23:50
not until someone fixed it for him
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Clangador on 04 September 2012, 19:30:57

What's all this business about wagons and buses? Sounds like communism...
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 04 September 2012, 19:50:41
Hmmm, Clang must not have been paying attention.





Again.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 04 September 2012, 21:43:25
we're not talking about sharing them.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 04 September 2012, 23:02:33
Especially not with CM. He trashes every nice thing he gets his grubbly little hands on.
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Post by: GreenDragon on 04 September 2012, 23:37:48
That's why we can never have anything nice around here.


Well, that and the occasional infestations of Falchions, daSkwerls or Wombat.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 05 September 2012, 11:59:32
Was it at least a nice little red wagon?  ^-^

 I used to have a red wagon but it wasn't nice.  I used to use it for the Pomona Swap Meet.  The swap meet is so big that it used to take about 5-7 hours to walk through it one time.  You needed the wagon because if you found something you needed to buy you bought it then and pulled it in your wagon
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 05 September 2012, 20:22:19
You used to have one? What happened to it?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 06 September 2012, 16:21:31
You used to have one? What happened to it?

I don't know what happened to it.  Probably took it to the metal recyclers since I don't do that swap meet any more
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 06 September 2012, 20:54:31
Awwww, man! You coulda fixed your little red wagon! Now you gotta buy a new one!
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 07 September 2012, 12:24:51
I'll go to the flea market if I need another
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 08 September 2012, 05:42:55
If you are going to a market where they sell fleas it is better for you to flee!  ::)
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 08 September 2012, 11:14:11
I'm on Advantage  ;)
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 08 September 2012, 22:45:56
Well, at least you got one advantage.  ;D
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 11 September 2012, 17:30:36
well I got that going for me  ^-^
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Clangador on 11 September 2012, 19:13:36
I don't know what happened to it.  Probably took it to the metal recyclers since I don't do that swap meet any more

I use to have a wagon too. I wonder if the Clang-a-mom still has that. She never throws anything away.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 11 September 2012, 19:18:29
If she still has it take it to Mopar for repairs. Mopar would just love to fix your little red wagon!
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Clangador on 13 September 2012, 13:54:13

We have ways of dealing with Mopar.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 13 September 2012, 16:49:53
 Alcohol works.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 13 September 2012, 18:43:14
True dat! All too true dat!
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 14 September 2012, 11:47:26
If she still has it take it to Mopar for repairs. Mopar would just love to fix your little red wagon!

I'm busy putting together a red 1963 Plymouth Sport Fury for a guy
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Notsonoble on 14 September 2012, 15:42:47
I'm busy putting together a red 1963 Plymouth Sport Fury for a guy
Pictures!
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 14 September 2012, 18:58:04
I'm busy putting together a red 1963 Plymouth Sport Fury for a guy

Officially envious.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 14 September 2012, 22:38:00
Eez beeer eenvolved?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Notsonoble on 14 September 2012, 22:46:48
On a different note, what is a Fudd, and why did someone bother to ruck one?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 14 September 2012, 23:07:27
The only Fudds I know are Elmer and Ezzie.  8)

It also stands for Follow-Up Detection Device (electronics), Functional Description Document, and my favorite Fear Uncertainty Doubt and Disinformation
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Notsonoble on 15 September 2012, 22:24:11
Well, someone became well enough known for rucking on of the physical devices on that list to end up with it as a last name, and now their decedents own a burger chain...

I'm not sure elmer would allow himself to be rucked...
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Clangador on 16 September 2012, 20:12:57
The only Fudds I know are Elmer and Ezzie.  8)

It also stands for Follow-Up Detection Device (electronics), Functional Description Document, and my favorite Fear Uncertainty Doubt and Disinformation

Who is Ezzie?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 16 September 2012, 20:51:04
Whoops. Ozzie. Ezzie is Ozzie Fudd's sister. Yeah, that's the ticket! His sister!  :-[
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Clangador on 17 September 2012, 21:43:10
Whoops. Ozzie. Ezzie is Ozzie Fudd's sister. Yeah, that's the ticket! His sister!  :-[

Oh fnord!
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 17 September 2012, 22:18:17
IF YOU DON'T SEE THE FNORD IT CAN'T EAT YOU! DON'T SEE THE FNORD, DON'T SEE THE FNORD . . . Oh smeg! It's a Clang! Oh well, a Clang is not as bad as a Fnord.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 18 September 2012, 00:09:40
fnordstorm
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 18 September 2012, 11:13:09
Pictures!

Here is the car as I got it.  Right now the front suspension is out for me to mount the engine on and rebuild. 

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Post by: ShadowRaven on 18 September 2012, 13:53:53
She's a beauty. It is times like this I envy those with the mechanical skills to tackle such a project.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 18 September 2012, 15:50:52
She's a beauty. It is times like this I envy those with the mechanical skills to tackle such a project.

Thanks.  I better get to work on her so I can get her out of my shop but it's time to do the maintenance on my waterski boat. 
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Clangador on 18 September 2012, 15:55:46
Thanks.  I better get to work on her so I can get her out of my shop but it's time to do the maintenance on my waterski boat.

Huh. I recently purchased a "boat." (I expect it will be the death of me.)
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 18 September 2012, 16:11:46
Huh. I recently purchased a "boat." (I expect it will be the death of me.)

WTH did you do that for?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 18 September 2012, 16:46:51
Boat: n. A hole in the water one shovels money into
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 18 September 2012, 18:13:55
And occasionally accidentally turns into a hole on the shore into which water pours.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 19 September 2012, 11:13:32
I'm spending today fixing my boat trailer
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 19 September 2012, 18:13:19
Are you fixing fixing it or just fiddling around fixing it?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 19 September 2012, 18:27:57
Are you fixing fixing it or just fiddling around fixing it?

Fixing it.

The drivers side wheel cylinder blew and after I got it apart I could tell that the wheel bearing seals are bad as the brakes are all covered in grease.  New wheel cylinder is $21 and the brake shoes are $39.  Or you can buy the whole backing plate assembly with new everything for $65.  I got new bearings and seals just to be safe.

I also need to change the oil in the boat and the plugs. 
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Post by: ShadowRaven on 19 September 2012, 23:38:30
yeah, Bearing seals on boat trailers have a tendency to die. The more so with a lot of boat owners who never even bother to check, or care, until the wheel bearing seizes up at 75 miles per hour. then they learn to care real fast
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 20 September 2012, 10:56:46
yeah, Bearing seals on boat trailers have a tendency to die. The more so with a lot of boat owners who never even bother to check, or care, until the wheel bearing seizes up at 75 miles per hour. then they learn to care real fast

Or the wheel falls off - I had a hub fail on time.  Had to limp home on three wheels
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 20 September 2012, 13:54:59
Lucky, only time I've ever had a hub fail on a trailer it was a single axle.
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 20 September 2012, 17:01:35
It's kinda funny to see the face of the guy towing the boat when the wheels of the trailer fail. After you avoid the debris field and stop to check how bad th dricer soiled his underwear.
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Post by: ShadowRaven on 20 September 2012, 17:40:23
yeah, if everyone is lucky it's the ditch side wheel that goes. Nothing says chaos like launching a wheel out into traffic
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 20 September 2012, 20:48:08
Yeah mine failed at the boat launch so I was super lucky
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 21 September 2012, 04:30:58
My uncle used to replace his every spring. And kept things well maintained in that regard.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 21 September 2012, 11:57:24
Well the boat is all fixed up  O0
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 21 September 2012, 17:30:47
Just in time to put it away for the winter....wait....you are in California......just in time to fight with everybody else trying to float their boat over slipway space!  :)
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 21 September 2012, 17:48:42
I live one mile from the launch ramp on to the Sacramento River.  No need for a slip.   :)
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 21 September 2012, 19:13:12
Heck, you almost don't need the trailer! Just put some grease on the bottom and give it a shove!
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 21 September 2012, 19:53:31
that's a lot of grease  ;D
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 21 September 2012, 20:11:37
Just carry a couple of reloads for the grease gun and your good to go.  O0
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 21 September 2012, 21:18:07
Or stop by KFC and order a bucket meal
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 22 September 2012, 12:30:48
Or stop by KFC and order a bucket meal

Been a long time since I ate at a KFC. 
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 22 September 2012, 12:55:04
it's not the food your after it's the grease. You don't want to eat it
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 22 September 2012, 15:19:55
I've known people that have worked there and you're right I don't want to eat there. 

Been off fast food for 5 months
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Clangador on 22 September 2012, 17:43:18
WTH did you do that for?

It's for my nephew. A 20ft wooden sailboat. It was only 100 bucks & needs some fixing up.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 22 September 2012, 19:36:26
Spackle it up, spray it with Flex Seal and give it a go!  ::)
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 23 September 2012, 14:02:55
It's for my nephew. A 20ft wooden sailboat. It was only 100 bucks & needs some fixing up.

But you got no skillz  :D ;)
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 23 September 2012, 17:52:15
Peh. This is Clang we are talking about. Lack of skills mean nothing. Knowing what he is doing just slows down the impending disaster.  O0
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 23 September 2012, 21:03:10
Peh. This is Clang we are talking about. Lack of skills mean nothing. Knowing what he is doing just slows down the impending disaster. hilarity for those observing O0

fixed it for you
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 24 September 2012, 08:36:22
Semantics.  :D
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 24 September 2012, 16:18:23
It's all true
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Clangador on 24 September 2012, 19:16:02

It's not that bad. Really.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 24 September 2012, 23:21:44
you are aware that "it's not that bad" and "it'll be a learning experience" rank highly on the list of words said just before disaster, right?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 24 September 2012, 23:24:48
Just like the red neck signal for disaster: Y'all watch this!
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 24 September 2012, 23:47:58
that tops the list
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 25 September 2012, 10:54:21
AKA - Famous Last Words
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 25 September 2012, 12:21:18
Or infamous last words. In any case it's Darwinism operating out in the open.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 25 September 2012, 13:04:46
I love that Darwin guy
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Post by: Clangador on 25 September 2012, 23:15:02
I love that Darwin guy

Oh I don't know . . . evolution sounds a bit far fetched. Just like gravity, it is unproven.  :D
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Post by: ShadowRaven on 26 September 2012, 11:22:56
Gravity is silly, it's air pressure that keeps us on the ground. Which is why they bounced so much on the moon
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 26 September 2012, 12:16:18
Gravity is silly, it's air pressure that keeps us on the ground. Which is why they bounced so much on the moon

No it's not!  There is no gravity, there is the Flying Spaghetti Monster who hold us down with his noodlee appendages
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 26 September 2012, 13:13:32
I voted for velcro.  O0
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 26 September 2012, 13:38:47
Are you really tall?  If so that might mean that the FSM doesn't love you that much - like his chosen people - Clang - and other midgets  ;D ;)
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 26 September 2012, 15:59:52
I am relatively tall around....does that count?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 26 September 2012, 16:01:39
no, your height on the horizontal plane has little effect
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 26 September 2012, 20:40:36
I am relatively tall around....does that count?

That could be the result of the FSM loving you too much - pushing you sideways  ;D
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Clangador on 27 September 2012, 12:57:24

This is silly! I am going to go date the age of Achooluna based off of tea leaves and ear wax.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 27 September 2012, 15:17:42
Here's a shovel if your using your own ear wax
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 27 September 2012, 16:31:12
Just hit him with the shovel. We will determine the age of Achooluna by counting the bumps on his head.  :)




Hit him a lot. It's more fun that way for us!  8)
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 28 September 2012, 15:40:34
it would have no effect
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 28 September 2012, 20:16:50
I did not say try to knock some sense into him! Just pound him around the face and neck so we can read the bumps on his widdle head.  O:-)
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 29 September 2012, 11:13:43
Look!  There is a limit to the ugly stick. 
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 30 September 2012, 09:23:43
But there is no limit to stupidity! Hit him with the Stupid Stick!
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 30 September 2012, 13:12:04
Oh I think he's reached the limit of that one too
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 30 September 2012, 22:19:14
There is no limit to stupidity. The hall is a perfect example of that!
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 01 October 2012, 13:04:39
We are talking complete brain damage here!
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 01 October 2012, 19:36:14
Since when has that been a problem in the Hall?  ::)
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 02 October 2012, 11:28:31
when you can no longer control your bodily functions
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 02 October 2012, 14:54:36
So, when you turn into Clang?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 02 October 2012, 16:00:17
So, when you turn into Clang?

Yes!  It's at that point that you realize that you've hit rock bottom
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Notsonoble on 02 October 2012, 19:07:34
Hitting rock bottom only means you need to switch to heavier tools, you haven't really reached the end until the lava below the bedrock roasts you.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 02 October 2012, 22:12:39
This is Achooluna. Wo don't do those things here. If you want to do that go to ClangLuna.  8)
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 04 October 2012, 12:47:39
This is a cold space rock
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 04 October 2012, 13:43:32
No it isn't! It is a big pink fuzzy full moon!
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 04 October 2012, 15:16:56
No it isn't! It is a big pink fuzzy full moon!

only because Wombat stole your pants
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 04 October 2012, 15:42:24
 :o
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Clangador on 04 October 2012, 20:25:15

WHat?!? There's fuzz on this moon?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 04 October 2012, 22:01:13
Don't you guys ever read the introductions? Sheesh! Achooluna has always been a big pink fuzzy full moon. With parking in the rear.  ::)
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 04 October 2012, 22:38:52
only since Wombat tole your pants.....


what? Someone had to
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Notsonoble on 05 October 2012, 08:53:50
I'm not parking in any rear....
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 05 October 2012, 11:07:26
Do you want to park on the docking port in the front?  ::)
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 05 October 2012, 11:54:06
I think he's in the no parking zone
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 05 October 2012, 22:52:59
Then we must have him towed away to impound.  8)
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Clangador on 06 October 2012, 21:12:13

This place is like pink cotton candy.

***takes a bite***

Nevermind, my mistake. I need to go lay down now.  [AAAH]
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 07 October 2012, 16:44:18
It may be pink, but it ain't candy!  8)
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 07 October 2012, 18:59:35
is...it peptobismal?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 07 October 2012, 19:02:37
no, but it is responsible for
nausea
heart burn
indigestion
upset stomach
diarrhea
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 07 October 2012, 19:05:06
And rife with ubiquidous pink pollen pillows floating about and swating passerbys for having any sudden ideas
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 07 October 2012, 19:18:46
Pink pillows? When did we get those?  
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 07 October 2012, 20:13:34
You wouldn't happen to have an Ikea on Achooluna?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 08 October 2012, 13:41:44
No but they do have polyps
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 08 October 2012, 17:34:03
Actually the bowels of Achooluna had only one polyp.




Don't ask.  #P
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 09 October 2012, 13:18:33
Don't tell either
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 09 October 2012, 17:46:05
Ugh! Owwwwww! Good God! On a bad day! Colo-rectalay!









I farted like a beached whale using a tuba!  }:)
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 10 October 2012, 13:34:48
THERE SHE BLOWS!

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 10 October 2012, 18:15:09
How much damage would that inflict on a mech in-game
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 10 October 2012, 20:46:42
A mondomegafart? Not much, really.  8)
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 10 October 2012, 22:11:13
Has to send infantry into a retreat.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 10 October 2012, 22:44:16
Only if you hold the transmit button down for the external speakers of your 'Mech while cutting that bad boy loose.  O0
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Notsonoble on 11 October 2012, 09:32:20
what if you light it?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 11 October 2012, 09:53:23
self inflicted rectal flash burns
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 11 October 2012, 13:21:39
a story to tell the grand kids....if you ever survive long enough
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 11 October 2012, 14:03:33
self inflicted rectal flash burns

not if you add a trumpet
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 11 October 2012, 16:00:32
flaming ass trumpets. Sounds like a Seattle garage band from the 90's
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 11 October 2012, 16:23:14
flaming ass trumpets. Sounds like a Seattle garage band from the 90's

you're thinking of "Hole"  ;D
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 11 October 2012, 22:59:49
The sounding of the horn of the asspocalypse!
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 12 October 2012, 09:57:07
...on another note I shall soon be traveling via jumpship to a disruptive state full of beer
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 12 October 2012, 10:04:42
Wisconsin?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 12 October 2012, 10:08:41
I do like the 3100s Green Bay Packers roster, think they'll go far, but no. To the unadulterated by Wobbie location known as Leavenworth, Washington. The only difference is the presence of a Zeus on guard in the Cascades
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 12 October 2012, 12:44:11
What's in Leavenworth Washington?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 12 October 2012, 12:52:09
a prison
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 12 October 2012, 12:54:31
I thought that was in Kansas
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 12 October 2012, 12:56:46
oh, might be. Wouldn't know. Closest I've ever come is having a vinyl copy of Johnny Cash' "Live at Folsom Prison"  well, there where a fw other times I was put in cells, but that's different
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 12 October 2012, 13:05:06
Folsom is not far from me.  The funny thing is that Folsom used to be known for it's prison.  Now it's known for it's Intel campus and expensive homes.

The State could make a lot of money selling the prison.   ;D
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: GreenDragon on 12 October 2012, 13:43:01
I still only know it from the song.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 12 October 2012, 13:45:02
Octoberfest is in Leavenworth (lots of beer)
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Weirdo on 12 October 2012, 13:48:38
Oktoberfest is one ofthose wonderful holidays you can have wherever you go. So long as there is joy in your heart, you can find Oktoberfest.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 12 October 2012, 14:30:34
so long as there is beer in your stein you can find Oktoberfest
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Deathrider6 on 12 October 2012, 14:32:09
Note: Leavenworth, Washington is not the location of the United States (Maximum Security)Diciplinary Barracks...that is in Leavenworth, Kansas. The Washington state location is a Bavarian themed tourist destination ad the beer is great! ;D 
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 12 October 2012, 16:26:13
Note: Leavenworth, Washington is not the location of the United States (Maximum Security)Diciplinary Barracks...that is in Leavenworth, Kansas. The Washington state location is a Bavarian themed tourist destination ad the beer is great! ;D

Wow - that place looks cool.

On the Central Coast here we have Solvang which is a Danish Village. 
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 12 October 2012, 22:49:00
That would be a nice place to serve out a prison sentence!
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Weirdo on 13 October 2012, 09:38:35
I need to get down to central Texas sometime and all the old german towns with their breweries. The trick is doing so without driving, so I don't have to worry about driving back. Then again, that same conundrum is why I haven't been to any of the beer bars in my area in an extremely long time either...
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 13 October 2012, 11:20:29
I need to get down to central Texas sometime and all the old german towns with their breweries. The trick is doing so without driving, so I don't have to worry about driving back. Then again, that same conundrum is why I haven't been to any of the beer bars in my area in an extremely long time either...

Get a limo
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Weirdo on 13 October 2012, 11:37:58
Good sir, you are a genius. Now I just need to look up limo/taxi rental prices, and maybe I can finally spend a proper evening at World of Beer!
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 13 October 2012, 11:55:05
Get a bunch of friends together and split the cost of the limo  O0

People do it here in the wine country all the time
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Weirdo on 13 October 2012, 12:03:17
Nice.

...now I just need more friends that drink.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 13 October 2012, 12:50:19
You have Damage  O0
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Weirdo on 13 October 2012, 12:53:06
*looks at the distance between our respective residences*

Yikes, that'd be a scary taxi bill.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 13 October 2012, 13:02:33
Limos don't go by mileage - they go by time
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Weirdo on 13 October 2012, 13:04:52
Hmmm...
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 13 October 2012, 17:13:13
[Public Service Announcement] Kids, this is the time to duck and cover! The entity known as Weirdo is in the process of mental contemplation, which usually results in mental complications, frustrations, loud grinding noises, loud popping sounds, accidental orbital bombardments of the wrong Continent, mental implosion or even a catastrophic psychotic explosion. Don't try this at home. [/Public Service Announcement]
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Weirdo on 13 October 2012, 17:24:51
Aw, now you're making me feel all special... {>{>
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 13 October 2012, 23:26:34
and crisis temporarily averted as Weirdo goes back to his normal narcissistic self contemplations
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 14 October 2012, 00:54:03
 O0
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 14 October 2012, 13:14:46
Aw, now you're making me feel all special... {>{>

Oh you're special.   ::)

Special like education.   ;)
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 14 October 2012, 23:18:27
Meh. He's just Weirdo. It is his name, his failing, and his punishment.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 15 October 2012, 01:04:23
and his glory
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Clangador on 15 October 2012, 11:16:50
Oh you're special.   ::)

Special like education.   ;)

Hey I was in special education once. They kicked me out.  :(
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 15 October 2012, 12:03:22
That's what you get for only playing dumb! Commit next time!
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 15 October 2012, 13:08:19
Hey I was in special education once. They kicked me out.  :(

You know what they say.... never go full ******
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 18 October 2012, 21:53:57
Why not?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 18 October 2012, 22:24:41
umm, Clang?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 19 October 2012, 17:12:18
Why not?

Didn't you ever see "Tropical Thunder"?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Orin J. on 19 October 2012, 17:35:42
Didn't you ever see "Tropical Thunder"?

....that was a documentary on the contras, right?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 19 October 2012, 18:41:58
....that was a documentary on the contras, right?

Something like that  :D
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 19 October 2012, 20:03:18
Didn't you ever see "Tropical Thunder"?

Nope.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 20 October 2012, 13:09:28
Nope.

*palms to face*

What's wrong with you guys?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 20 October 2012, 19:06:06
I have never seen it. Not a fan of Ben Stiller.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Weirdo on 22 October 2012, 09:25:19
Seconded. Stiller's a an Actor I Do Not Like, Class II. Movies with those in that class need to look really interesting before I'll watch them. I will give him that he's not a Class I.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 22 October 2012, 12:33:50
I'm not sure I want to know who falls into the Class 1 category
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Weirdo on 22 October 2012, 12:37:55
Class Is are those where the presence of an actor means I will NOT watch it without an EXTREMELY good reason to do so. Will Farrel, among others. Most of the others I only know by face, not name.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 22 October 2012, 13:24:11
I can understand the hatred of Ben Stiller but I think the movie makes fun of him - so that makes it better.

Now if you didn't watch Talladega Nights you're just missing out  ;D
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Weirdo on 22 October 2012, 13:32:11
I did see that movie. I regret every moment of the film.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 22 October 2012, 13:33:13
You are hurting Little Baby Jesus' feelings  ;D

It is a god awful movie
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: GreenDragon on 22 October 2012, 13:36:01
Will Farrell actually did one good movie: Mega-Mind.  Good stuff.

As for Stiller, I know plenty of people that don't like him, most also have a problem with Owen Wilson, making Night at the Museum a double whammy.  I loved both NatMs, and Tower Heist (though Broderick, Murphy and Alda were factors there).  Ultimately the best Ben Stiller movies are the ones where he is the central figure, around which lots of interesting stuff, and more amusing characters, occur.  Might explain the Meet trilogy (DeNiro).

Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 22 October 2012, 13:38:33
I can't think of an actor that I like any more - I guess that says something about Hollywood. 

Well maybe Tom Hanks
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Weirdo on 22 October 2012, 14:51:16
Will Farrell actually did one good movie: Mega-Mind.  Good stuff.

I'll give you that. Voice acting is a general exception to actors I dislike, as not being able to see their faces often eliminates the punching urges. Also, I tend to like most animated films(or at least am more willing to give them a shot), seeing it more as a failure of the casting director, and not worth punishing the rest of the crew. Pixar and Dreamworks are good people, even if they're sometimes slaves to casting the current big names to boost marketing.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 22 October 2012, 15:07:12
I still like Morgan Freeman as an actor, Tom Hanks has done some pretty bad movies, but he's still pretty good. Same with Harrison Ford, though I think he should have said 'oh hell no' to Lucas with that last Indie film. So should Spielberg for that matter.  But yeah, Hollywood has really gone down the crapper when it comes to good actors, and good scripts.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 22 October 2012, 16:31:56
They're out of ideas
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 25 October 2012, 20:50:53
That doesn't stop them. Because they also have no shame.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 26 October 2012, 20:48:49
True
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 26 October 2012, 22:46:52
And now for something completely different.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 26 October 2012, 23:07:27
I used to play drums for them you know, back before I spontaneously combusted on tour
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 27 October 2012, 08:35:14
That happens a lot.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Clangador on 30 October 2012, 21:30:37
umm, Clang?

What?  ???
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 30 October 2012, 21:33:10
Wow! 12 days for a response from Rip Van Clang!
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Clangador on 30 October 2012, 21:44:41
Wow! 12 days for a response from Rip Van Clang!

Is this better?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 30 October 2012, 23:37:11
well, at least we know your awake now
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 31 October 2012, 05:52:43
Don't worry. He will become lethargic and unresponsive very shortly.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Clangador on 31 October 2012, 17:35:38
Don't worry. He will become lethargic and unresponsive very shortly.

Will . . . not . . .
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 01 November 2012, 08:32:36
Well, Clang is asleep for another week or two. Time for a new beer.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 08 November 2012, 21:11:16
And now for something completely different.

I saw Spinal Tap live in San Francisco on their "Breaks Like The Wind" Tour. 

It was awesome.

They hired some strippers for the Big Bottoms song - it was  :o
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 08 November 2012, 22:56:47
LOL! Wish I could have seen it!
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 09 November 2012, 21:18:05
i think people thought that it was just a joke - and in a way it was. 

Lots of great gags during the show. 
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 13 November 2012, 22:43:52
Duh! It's Spinal Tap!
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Wombat on 14 November 2012, 11:56:29
[Wombat, in the meantime, appears to have gotten his head back on his body, staple it in place, and is busily blending Clangador's boots (with Clangador still in them).]
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 14 November 2012, 21:29:26
Has Wombat noticed that he stapled his head on backwards?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 14 November 2012, 22:40:02
This is Wombat! Duh!






Of course not!
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: BirdofPrey on 16 November 2012, 01:28:50
OH YEAH
*BoP bursts through the wall.*
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 16 November 2012, 08:47:56
HEY! That entrance is under copyright! You can't use it without paying a fee!








And you broke my wall! Go fix it!
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: BirdofPrey on 16 November 2012, 12:07:24
Wall?  What wall?
*BoP pushes a button and the rest of the wall explodes*
Nice patio.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: GreenDragon on 16 November 2012, 20:36:43
Do we have any Chaise Lounges?  In a Cup?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: BirdofPrey on 16 November 2012, 20:56:09
We've got some sushi in a cup, but the date's expired.
Quick, name that movie.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 16 November 2012, 21:58:53
Jet's line. Cowboy Bebop, the movie
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 16 November 2012, 23:43:15
you would have thought they would have learned their lesson about expired food
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 17 November 2012, 13:04:20
Riiiiiiiiiiight.  
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 18 November 2012, 12:56:16
Left
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 18 November 2012, 23:49:14
This is not the word association thread!  
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: GreenDragon on 19 November 2012, 02:12:48
Yarn.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 19 November 2012, 12:32:30
wool
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: GreenDragon on 19 November 2012, 15:23:33
Eyes.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 19 November 2012, 16:49:14
poke
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Notsonoble on 19 November 2012, 17:23:20
poke
Tried that on a co worker this morning... was ignored.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 19 November 2012, 17:43:07
Gotta boogie, gotta boogie Gotta boogie, gotta boogie Gotta boogie, gotta boogie
Gotta boogie, gotta boogie Gotta boogie, gotta boogie Gotta boogie on my finger and I can't shake it off
Well, I went out to a party just the other night I was jammin' to the music, I was feelin' alright I was burning up the floor like a disco maniac When my woman said, "Baby, why's your hand behind your back?"
Gotta boogie, gotta boogie I said boogie, gotta boogie I gotta boogie, gotta boogie Gotta boogie on my finger and I can't shake it off
I can't pick it off, uh uh I can't flick it off, uh uh I sure ain't gonna lick it off, oh no So I guess I'm gonna have to learn to live with it
I gotta boogie, gotta boogie, uh huh, he gotta boogie I gotta boogie, gotta boogie, uh huh, he gotta boogie I gotta boogie, gotta boogie, uh huh, he gotta boogie Gotta boogie on my finger and I can't shake it off
Boogie, gotta boogie Boogie
Hey, you wanna boogie? No man, I don't wanna boogie Wanna boogie? Get that boogie out of my face Do any of you wanna boogie? No
Gotta boogie on my finger Gotta boogie on my finger Gotta boogie on my finger and I can't shake it off
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 19 November 2012, 18:43:34
~slaps Achoo with a semi-sentient Wombat shaped frying pan~
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 19 November 2012, 19:09:40
Hey! Clang showed up! I distinctly heard a loud CLANG!

*thud*
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: GreenDragon on 20 November 2012, 04:02:43
"Weird Al"!!!!
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 20 November 2012, 09:48:20
EEEEEEEEEEOWWWWWWWWORRRRRBHBHBHBHBHBHBHBHNNNNNNG!

Ow! I'm ohkayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ohhhhhhhhh! Bhut mhy nhame iznt Ahlll *thud*
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 20 November 2012, 09:52:25
Do you still have a boogie?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 20 November 2012, 10:44:53
Yep! On my finger! Guess which one!  8)
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Post by: ShadowRaven on 20 November 2012, 13:42:24
no
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 20 November 2012, 21:50:12
Yep! On my finger! Guess which one!  8)

The one in your nose  ;D
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Post by: BirdofPrey on 20 November 2012, 21:58:08
Just think, now you can break his nose and finger at the same time.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 21 November 2012, 00:13:26
And I can fart in your general direction.  O0
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Post by: ShadowRaven on 21 November 2012, 01:04:51
but no one here has parents who smell of elderberries to the best of my knowledge.
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Post by: BirdofPrey on 21 November 2012, 01:10:37
Who's mother was a hamster?
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 21 November 2012, 01:14:38
Your mother was a teamster?
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Post by: BirdofPrey on 21 November 2012, 02:02:48
I can neither confirm nor deny I had a mother.
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 21 November 2012, 09:30:21
And I can fart in your general direction.  O0

Can you fart in his major direction?

He's not that high of rank.
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 21 November 2012, 10:45:10
He seems pretty rank to me..................
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Post by: ShadowRaven on 21 November 2012, 15:27:01
he's what you call the rank and file
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Post by: Clangador on 21 November 2012, 15:59:40

I knew a guy who had a very VERY bad-smelling mother. Of course, their whole family lived on a manure farm.
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 21 November 2012, 22:55:07
Well that is a crappy way to live!
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Post by: BirdofPrey on 22 November 2012, 10:02:28
ha ha very punny
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 22 November 2012, 18:12:00
Go back to the factory and have a sense of humor installed.  O0
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Post by: BirdofPrey on 22 November 2012, 19:59:55
I'm not sure that's in the BoP Industries catalog.
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 23 November 2012, 06:29:19
*sigh* Faulty programing.



Explains the twitching.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 23 November 2012, 12:03:11
Obviously he's made in China
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 23 November 2012, 18:46:29
But than his name would be Zhi Niǎo.........
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 23 November 2012, 20:12:06
No it would be Li L. Duc Wang
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Post by: Clangador on 24 November 2012, 20:19:34

I have always wanted to go to China, but am afraid I would fall of the planet.
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 24 November 2012, 20:32:17
I have always wanted to go to China, but am afraid I would fall of the planet.

Having been to China about 10 times let me tell you that falling off the planet would probably be better
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 26 November 2012, 19:05:03
Never been there. Never will be there. Too Liaosy for my tastes.
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 28 November 2012, 09:40:17
Why would you want to go there? 
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 28 November 2012, 10:32:40
Like I said! Too Liaosy for my tastes! Sure the food is good, but an hour later you either are hungry again or taking a power dump that will haunt you for the rest of your life! Or both!
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Post by: ShadowRaven on 28 November 2012, 15:38:56
Just do what I do and go to an authentic Chinese restaurant in your own country.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 28 November 2012, 17:34:50
I don't have my own country.  :'(
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Post by: Weirdo on 28 November 2012, 17:57:38
*looks at the thread's title*

If you don't...who the hell is this place named after!? :o
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 28 November 2012, 19:02:25
a damn fine question that
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 28 November 2012, 19:34:46
I don't have a country. I have a Luna!

But here on Achooluna we sadly do not have a good authentic Chinese food restaurant. We have Chinese Food! In A Cup! We also have Chicken Vindaloo! In A Cup! And Gyros! In A Cup!

Most of those cuisines do not work as well as Beer! In A Cup!
 
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Weirdo on 28 November 2012, 20:27:13
I'll bring my own beer, since I drink it from a bottle, or fancy glass.

As for the rest, I'm in. A cup is just a deeper, narrower bowl, and the bowl is obviously the finest food serving container yet invented.

And since I had gyros yesterday, I'm now craving Indian.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Clangador on 28 November 2012, 20:47:45
I don't have my own country.  :'(

BUT you have YOUR own MOON!
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 28 November 2012, 21:48:30
I had Chinese today  O0
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Post by: BirdofPrey on 28 November 2012, 22:29:32
Ironically, the soup is sold by the bag here.
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Post by: ShadowRaven on 28 November 2012, 23:38:43
I'll have the cow vindaloo, and the 'popular orange fizzy drink'
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 29 November 2012, 09:14:52
I'll have the breakfast of ex-champions! Wheaties And Beer! In A Cup!
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 29 November 2012, 09:47:15
I had the sausage breakfast burrito - in a cup
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 29 November 2012, 13:33:24
I just had beans and weiners, in a cup. Literally. I ran out of bowls.  
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Post by: Notsonoble on 29 November 2012, 17:20:00
Red Beans & Rice sometimes come in a cup around here.
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Post by: Weirdo on 29 November 2012, 17:31:18
Red Beans & Rice sometimes come in a cup around here.

Same here. I love Popeye's.
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Post by: Clangador on 29 November 2012, 18:32:43

You all disgust me! (Good job!)  O0
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 29 November 2012, 19:38:14
Thank You! We try our best to be trying!
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Post by: Notsonoble on 29 November 2012, 22:24:57
Same here. I love Popeye's.
Figures Weirdo would be the one to catch my cryptic reference.
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 29 November 2012, 22:53:51
Figures Weirdo would be the one to catch my cryptic reference.

He loves Popeyes, but then again he dresses up as Olive Oyl
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 30 November 2012, 23:26:14
And smells like Whimpy..............
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Post by: ShadowRaven on 30 November 2012, 23:55:57
and wins like Bluto
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Post by: GreenDragon on 01 December 2012, 04:52:25
By cheating?
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 01 December 2012, 11:05:39
Even when cheating Bluto was a loser.....
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 04 December 2012, 09:53:19
Bluto was a loser - no doubt
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 04 December 2012, 10:46:49
[frog]Blutodidit[/frog]
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 04 December 2012, 21:15:35
This thread needs more Michigan J. 
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Post by: ShadowRaven on 04 December 2012, 21:31:44
why? are we running out of things to shoot at?
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 05 December 2012, 09:53:49
always
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 05 December 2012, 10:31:33
Wait........we actually have to have something to shoot at? Since when?
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Post by: GreenDragon on 05 December 2012, 15:19:21
BLAM! BLAM BLAM!Since when have we actually needed something specific to shoot at?Zap! Zap!
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Post by: ShadowRaven on 05 December 2012, 16:52:36
~flips a table over, like in an old western and crouches behind it, returning fire in green Dragons direction~  DAKKADAKKADAKKA!!!!
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Post by: GreenDragon on 05 December 2012, 17:30:58
*Green Dragon leaps over the bar with twin gun (pulse laser pistol and heavy auto-pistol) action. *
Escalation ShadowRaven?  Fine.
* lobs a grenade over the bar into the middle of the room.  Unfortunately, its a cream pie grenade.*
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Post by: Notsonoble on 05 December 2012, 18:24:43
From a window, begins Lime Jello Bombardment Plan Alpha...
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 05 December 2012, 18:46:30
FOOD FIGHT!
[begins lobbing clusters of brocolli covered with a nice sticky cheese sauce because, to be honest, this is the only real good use for brocolli.]
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Post by: ShadowRaven on 05 December 2012, 19:08:35
~dives across the bar, coming up to stab Achoo with a half peeled banana ~
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 05 December 2012, 21:14:43
~pulls out a ye olde fashion seltzer bottle and begins spraying ShadowRaven~
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Post by: GreenDragon on 06 December 2012, 00:24:56
* GD comes up with a stack of Rice Cakes and begins flinging them Shiruken style at Achoo and ShadowRaven *
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Post by: ShadowRaven on 06 December 2012, 00:43:08
~ducks as a rice cake embeds itself in a wall where his head was moments before~ okay, those have gone stale
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Post by: GreenDragon on 06 December 2012, 01:59:09
What's that?  You need some ale?
* opens up with a dispenser hose - cranked up to max pressure. *
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 06 December 2012, 09:44:14
Hey I like broccoli
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Post by: BirdofPrey on 06 December 2012, 10:24:53
*BoP lobs a whipped cream grenade ad achoo then finishes calibrating his punkin chunkin cannon*
Who wants pie?
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 06 December 2012, 21:30:06
***There is a huge KERSPAT as a giant whipped cream pie hits BoP squarely in the face***
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Post by: Notsonoble on 06 December 2012, 22:32:21
Here mopar! Lobs a broccoli head and a dead 2001 ram EVAP canister at mopar
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Post by: BirdofPrey on 07 December 2012, 01:51:47
*BoP wipes himself off, laughs maniacally, then fires a pumpkin at Achoo's head then charges with a candy corn shotgun.*
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Post by: GreenDragon on 07 December 2012, 04:58:14
* GD grabs a squeeze tube of corn kernals, a can of cooking spray, and a lighter.  Igniting the spray, he fires the corn through it. *
Popcorn Flamethrower!!!
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 07 December 2012, 08:43:29
***BoP charges into a wall sliding on the floor because right now footing is getting pretty treacherous on the now slick, food and seltzer covered floor. A mightily laughing Achoo points at BoP and begins a villanous monologue, but slips and falls flat on his ass just in time to miss being burned and popped by GD's popcorn flamethrower***
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 07 December 2012, 09:53:24
Here mopar! Lobs a broccoli head and a dead 2001 ram EVAP canister at mopar

Thanks but how do you kill an EVAP canister?
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Post by: Notsonoble on 07 December 2012, 10:07:45
Thanks but how do you kill an EVAP canister?
My guess, 4000ft of elevation change twice a month... but who knows *lobs a carrot cake*
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Post by: ShadowRaven on 07 December 2012, 15:38:29
~loads an air powered bazooka with Christmas pudding and fires it at the popcorn pyro GD~
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Post by: GreenDragon on 07 December 2012, 15:46:11
* The Cooking Spray flame suddenly backwashes.  GD drops the can, and dives over the bar back into the room.  Then slides face first across the room into the wall. *
At times like this, I wish DeeDee were here.
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 07 December 2012, 20:36:31
**Achoo nails ShadowRaven with a custard cup, but by throwing it begins spinning out of control in place on the slick floor.***
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 07 December 2012, 22:19:47
*starts snacking on Ritz crackers and salami*
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Post by: ShadowRaven on 07 December 2012, 23:06:41
~wipes custard from his face and glares over at Mopar~ you're not supposed to eat your weapons.
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Post by: GreenDragon on 08 December 2012, 06:14:24
* GD looks up, spits out a mouthful of foam. *
ppfffh! Yeah!  Use that salami as a pair of nunchuks like a normal person.
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 08 December 2012, 10:21:25
* GD looks up, spits out a mouthful of foam. *
ppfffh! Yeah!  Use that salami as a pair of nunchuks like a normal person.

It's sliced  :P
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Post by: GreenDragon on 08 December 2012, 17:32:05
Sliced?!?  Who slices their nunchucks?
* pulls some unsliced salami chuks from Hammer Space.  Tosses them to Mopar.  Proceeds to fall on butt in the mess. *
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 08 December 2012, 17:52:17
I'll have to use my Salami Fu  O0
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Post by: BirdofPrey on 08 December 2012, 19:04:58
Come on guys, we should break bread together
*Bludgeons Mopar with a stale baguette till it crumbles*
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 08 December 2012, 20:06:22
***Achoo sets up a small catapult, opens a can of spaghetti-ohs and dumps it into the firing position. After carefull aiming Achoo fires it at Green Dragon [but rolls a 2] [after a random roll to see who gets hit by the speghetti-oh shower the designated victim is MoparMassiah.]***

Oops!  ^-^
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 08 December 2012, 21:27:34
Oh O hate spaghetti  >:(
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Post by: GreenDragon on 09 December 2012, 04:24:45
Try it with a nice red wine.
* Sprays the room with a high pressure hose attached to a casque of Bordeaux '82. *
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 09 December 2012, 17:36:19
Now THAT is alcohol abuse! Foul!

***Uses the mini-catapult to launce the contents of a can of sloppy joes at Green Dragon, but again misses badly and nails BoP squarely on the manly parts***
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Post by: Notsonoble on 10 December 2012, 00:09:59
Now that's a manwich I want nothing to do with.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: BirdofPrey on 10 December 2012, 03:48:43
*BoP launches a family size portion of penne arabiatta at Achoo*
MAMA MIA.  THAT'S A SPICY MEATABALL
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Post by: GreenDragon on 10 December 2012, 04:03:11
Trying to Sloppy my Joes, huh?!?
* Begins twirling a pizza, bolo style, and hurls it.  In mid air, it pulls the Diamond-S Flytrap trick from Superman II, growing to over 10' in diameter, and engulfing not merely Achoo (the intended target), but Mopar and Notso.
Everybody!  While they are eating their way out, reload!!! 
* Dives for cover behind the salad bar. *
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 10 December 2012, 09:22:56
***Tips the salad bar over on top of GreenDragon and covers the whole mess in Ranch dressing.***
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 10 December 2012, 09:52:52
The wines not half bad
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 11 December 2012, 15:38:52
***Achoo tosses a bowl of spicy hummus at Mopar, but true to form rolls another 2 and hits Notsonoble instead***
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Post by: Notsonoble on 11 December 2012, 22:30:09
Wipes Hummis off his face Man, and I thought Weirdo's aim was bad. Calls in an orbital cream pie strike.
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 12 December 2012, 05:34:25
[Unfortunately that strike was delivered by moderator, aka Weirdo. Which means the Clangluna thread gets KERSPLATED with a huge cream pie.]
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Post by: GreenDragon on 12 December 2012, 05:49:26
* And during the distraction, Green Dragon, from beneath the overturned salad bar, hurls a bucketful of caltropscroutons across the already covered floor. *
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Post by: Clangador on 12 December 2012, 15:34:39
Duck and cover people!
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 12 December 2012, 16:52:25
***Achoo watches the line of now annoyed maintainance robots join the fray trying to clean up the mess using high pressure hoses, large vacuums, and a big buffer. He shrugs, disappears in a swirl of pinkness, than reappears surrounded by about 50,000 gallons of maple syrup. The mess grows very enormously at this point.***
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Post by: Notsonoble on 12 December 2012, 23:22:51
Crap, clang wants us to cover the ducks, pass some of that maple achoo, jello doesn't stick to mallard.
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 13 December 2012, 09:54:30
Duck covers? 
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 13 December 2012, 10:43:22
Clang did garble something about covering ducks. And there are ducks showing up to eat the croutons..........
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 14 December 2012, 21:07:52
I'm sure that Clang's Croutons are rather small - same as his bread stick
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 15 December 2012, 12:38:55
 ^-^
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 15 December 2012, 14:45:49
Just saying  ^-^
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 15 December 2012, 16:48:44
Not arguing  O0
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 15 December 2012, 17:48:58
How could you?   ;D
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 15 December 2012, 23:56:55
dare I ask how you know what size his bread stick is?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 16 December 2012, 10:05:34
Not asking   :-X
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 16 December 2012, 12:32:07
dare I ask how you know what size his bread stick is?

The Clang-a-wife said "So that's what a bread stick is supposed to look like"

 ::)
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 16 December 2012, 21:56:08
Still not asking!   :o
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: BirdofPrey on 17 December 2012, 02:56:20
That's a spicy meat-a-ball?  ???
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 18 December 2012, 10:35:50
Think smaller.  :P
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 20 December 2012, 21:36:44
Wasabi Peas  ;D
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 20 December 2012, 21:59:26
Not looking!  [blank]
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 22 December 2012, 13:35:47
you big chicken  ;D
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 22 December 2012, 21:53:07
That's a roger dodger!   O0
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 26 December 2012, 09:55:18
Where the heck is Clang?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 26 December 2012, 13:20:56
I don't know. He has disappeared. Maybe FOX cancelled him and we have to wait for the Cartoon Network to pick him up.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 27 December 2012, 00:57:19
Nah, He doesn't make enough sense for FOX to cancel him
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 27 December 2012, 09:44:08
Clang is about as anti FOX as you can get
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 27 December 2012, 11:23:21
FOX does not cancel things for sensible reasons. They cancel things because they are idiots. And they may have cancelled Clang because he was outidioting them.



Sorry about that Clang if my idiot statement about you outidioting FOX was idiotic. But FOX is run by idiots.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 29 December 2012, 12:34:12
FOX does not cancel things for sensible reasons. They cancel things because they are idiots. And they may have cancelled Clang because he was outidioting them.



Sorry about that Clang if my idiot statement about you outidioting FOX was idiotic. But FOX is run by idiots.

Wow - that almost makes sense
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 29 December 2012, 18:20:22
I know! Frightening, isn't it?  ;D
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 29 December 2012, 21:46:21
YES
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 03 January 2013, 21:18:12
OK, ready? (Oh, ya.) (ya..ya.)
Well, quit tunin' your tuba!

I know you've ofter vondered vot der Svedens do fer fun
You think we make der movies vere dey show der lotsa buns
You think we have dose nudie girls that's really ouder sight
but it's so cold in Sveden that their **** would get frostbite
So we vatch de American movies; we vatch them all day long
Dose vesterns vith their cowpokes dat sing dose silly songs
So we make our own vestern, but all we have is goats
We don't have no heifer cows, so we have to be goatpokes

Yump up on my horsie and my butt it is a pain
I stepped in all the horsie doo yust like this guy, Yohn Wayne
My girlfriend's name is Gertrude; she vorks in a saloon
Her face is like der fjord, but she has der really big boobs

Yippie-ki-yooooo der yippie- ki-yayyyyy
I don't know why ve yell dis, but ve yell it all der day

Yippie-ki-yooooo der yippie- ki-yeeeeee
Riding on those horsies wants to make you take a rest

Yumpin' yiminy
Yumpin' yiminy

"Hey dere, Sven. Vere ya goin dere, goatpoke?"

"I dunno, but I'm goin' anyvay!"

We start to make de movie; we decide to rob der bank
but ve forget to use the bullets they call blanks
So ven the shooting started, the actors dropped like flies
We had to cut the movie short 'cause no one did survive
So I became the actor and I was really tough
until I lifted Gertrude; I got a hernia
So yump up on my horsie; it really was a fuss
Instead of wearing a gun belt, I had to wear a truss

Yump up on my horsie and my groin it is a pain
I stepped in all the horsie doo yust like this guy, Yohn Wayne
My girlfriend's name is Gertrude; she vorks in a saloon
Her face is like der fjord, but she has der really big boobs
Her face is like der fjord, but she has der really big boobs

Ya! Dat vas really good! Ya! ya!
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Notsonoble on 03 January 2013, 22:44:48
If we ever needed a post to remind us this is the hall... that one should do it.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 03 January 2013, 23:21:02
What?  :D
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 04 January 2013, 22:00:04
I'm back! Where's the beer?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 04 January 2013, 22:17:25
IN MY BELLY!   :D
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 04 January 2013, 22:18:24
Wait a tic.......you were gone?


Why doesn't somebody tell me these things!!!
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 04 January 2013, 22:22:40
Hadn't posted in a while, been out of system and catching up on the madness. Now... There must be more beer, unless wombat was released of something
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 04 January 2013, 22:24:50
The beer is around here somewhere. The pretzels are around here somewhere. The goatpokes are eating some. So are the goats.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 04 January 2013, 22:35:02
As long as not in your digestive track, or in mid sip, then the beer is drinkable. Sigh, hope no one tries to steal my quesadillas topped with Pico Pica
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: BirdofPrey on 04 January 2013, 23:15:35
This body is made of arms and legs welded to a keg.

Unfortunately, the keg is empty.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 05 January 2013, 13:14:25
where the hell did the Swedish Goatpoker story come from?   ;D
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 05 January 2013, 14:44:25
madness, that is where
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 05 January 2013, 19:49:15
OK then
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 07 January 2013, 10:53:16
It is from the song "The Swedish Western" that used to get played every once in a while on the Dr. Demento show.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSU8Pda3SLM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSU8Pda3SLM)
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 09 January 2013, 10:02:34
cool beans  O0

Used to listen to Dr D in the 80s
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 09 January 2013, 11:52:27
So did I. Occasionally one of those songs bumps up from long term memory and rattles around loose in my head for a while until I can grab the damned thing and shove it back into long term memory.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 09 January 2013, 20:08:12
I'm glad I stay off YouTube  ;D
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Post by: GreenDragon on 09 January 2013, 20:39:59
Aside from Google signing everyone up for their Social Network, what now?
I mean really, I apparently have a Google Plus account now.  I haven't the faintest idea what is on it, or how to access it, but I have one.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 10 January 2013, 01:55:57
A chicken farmer went out one dark and dreary day,
He stopped to sit beside the coup to break along his way,
When all at once a rotten egg hit him in the eye,
It was a sight he dreaded...Ghost Chickens in the sky.
 
Bawk, bawk bawk bawwwwwkk,
Bawk, bawk bawk bawwwwwkk,
Ghost Chickens in the sky !
 
The farmer had raised chickens since he was twenty-four
Been workin' for the Colonel some thirty years or more
Raisin' all thise chickens then sending them to fry
Now they want revenge... Those chickens in the sky. 

Bawk, bawk bawk bawwwwwkk,
Bawk, bawk bawk bawwwwwkk,
Ghost Chickens in the sky!

Their beaks were black and shiny, their eyes a burnin' red,
They had no meat or feathers, these chickens all were dead.
They picked the farmer up and he died by the claw.
They cooked him extra crispy...and ate him with coleslaw.

Bawk, bawk bawk bawwwwwkk,
Bawk, bawk bawk bawwwwwkk,
Ghost Chickens in the sky!
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: BirdofPrey on 10 January 2013, 03:54:50
Sadly, that's not even that strange for the hall.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 10 January 2013, 10:06:07
Hmmm, strange tactics for the Wobbies to use robot chickens
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 10 January 2013, 21:24:38
I like Robot Chicken  O0
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 12 January 2013, 13:45:56
Sometimes I like robot Chicken, Sometimes it crosses too many lines into "F You Seth Greene" territory
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 12 January 2013, 13:49:45
Sometimes I like robot Chicken, Sometimes it crosses too many lines into "F You Seth Greene" territory

I can see that
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 12 January 2013, 21:27:01
But no one hates Gary the stormtrooper
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: GreenDragon on 12 January 2013, 21:59:02
Except his wife and  Poppa Palpatine.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 13 January 2013, 14:56:02
But no one hates Gary the stormtrooper

Is that his name?

Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 13 January 2013, 19:20:52
Vader: What have you DONE with those plans?! Gary never sees this daughter because of people like you! *snaps rebels neck* *looks at the little girl*
Vader: I'm so sorry you had to see that.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 13 January 2013, 20:42:55
I love the Robot Chicken take on almost all things Star Wars.
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 14 January 2013, 01:02:56
Especially the Star Wars theme music!
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 16 January 2013, 21:25:28
I don't remember that one  :(
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 16 January 2013, 21:58:29
Take the Star Wars opening music from episode 4, the original, and Bwaak! it like a chicken!
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 17 January 2013, 00:23:48
BIBAAAWWK! boK-bokibokbok!
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 17 January 2013, 09:41:30
Nice  O0
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 02 February 2013, 00:02:50
BWAAAAWK!
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 02 February 2013, 11:45:19
I need to check that out  O0
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Post by: pensiveswetness on 02 February 2013, 12:37:55
*meanwhile in Merryberry*

#1: What do you mean, the telemartquandry missaimed? Should that be Missfired?

#2: Sir, it is Missaimed because we didnt Missfire (yet. i was just about to hit the button)

#1: So if this isnt that lodge hall were we arranged the meeting of the hin-mind, where the heck are we?

#2: NoshoesNoshoes. KoKo!

#1: Whu....

#2 NoshoesNoshoes. Koko!

#1: You didnt take your pills this morning, did you #2?

#2: Noshoesnos~ *SMACK*

#1: Your welcome. You really should erase those Foster's episodes on the DVR... So... where did we aim for originally and where did we actually aim AT?

2# That lair... the one with the renusits on the walls, ceiling and in the walk-in closets.... and where we did end up at, aiming wise sir?

1#: Well? Out with it!

#2: Parma...

#1: Parma?

#2: Parma.

#3:(In the distance) Hey, aint that where that exploding frog is from?

#1,#2: YES!!!

#3: Cool... cause i loved froggie back in the 70's... (http://www.theghoul.com/)
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 02 February 2013, 13:00:28
(I think they have really missaimed that thing. This is the Disruptive State, not the Disturbed State. Says so right there in the title. Aim at Clangluna. That is the Disturbed State. )
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 02 February 2013, 13:21:54
Clangluna is full of free loving people  8)
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 02 February 2013, 22:42:28
That kill with kindness...literally
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 03 February 2013, 11:23:24
They have never tried to kill me in a friendly way!  :(
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: BirdofPrey on 03 February 2013, 11:53:21
How rude of them.

Here, let me shake your hand while stabbing you in the heart.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 04 February 2013, 00:28:14
This is Achooluna, not Clangluna. We do not stab people in the heart around here. We gouge them in the wallet.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 04 February 2013, 00:48:45
~hides knife behind back~ wait? what? we don't stab people around here? Excuse me, I think I need to go make a few calls
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: BirdofPrey on 04 February 2013, 02:01:18
This is Achooluna, not Clangluna. We do not stab people in the heart around here. We gouge them in the wallet.
I already stole that 2 pages ago, and my minions are at work stealing your bank account info.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 04 February 2013, 15:53:54
Bank account info is useless if there is nothing in the bank account.  :'(
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: pensiveswetness on 04 February 2013, 16:16:31
Can we have the Halfling Convention in there, then?  ??? I mean i didn't get a clear enough reply on the state of the plumbing at that other joint...
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: BirdofPrey on 04 February 2013, 16:51:00
Bank account info is useless if there is nothing in the bank account.  :'(
I can always take out  several loans in your name and have myself added to your life insurance policy for then the loan sharks send their assassins.

Can we have the Halfling Convention in there, then?  ??? I mean i didn't get a clear enough reply on the state of the plumbing at that other joint...
You can try, but the hall is a dangerous place.  Something horrible might happen to your convention.

Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 04 February 2013, 16:54:12
might happen? it's almost a given.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: BirdofPrey on 04 February 2013, 17:18:29
Come now, a 99.99% chance is not a guarantee.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 04 February 2013, 18:07:10
I can always take out  several loans in your name and have myself added to your life insurance policy for then the loan sharks send their assassins.

You can try. But after Wombat.....it could be worth a laugh to see somebody else deal with the rejection for a change!
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 04 February 2013, 22:41:09
You can try. But after Wombat.....it could be worth a laugh to see somebody else deal with the rejection for a change!

Having been the victim of identity theft that's not funny  :'(
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Notsonoble on 26 February 2013, 09:56:46
Bridge bunny discussion in the lair, think that me where the beer's at....
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 26 February 2013, 12:56:53
Wait....we have bridge bunnies?? WHY DOESN'T SOMEBODY TELL ME THESE THINGS!
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 26 February 2013, 14:45:18
we don't have bridge bunnies, we are simply discussing them. On the other hand, seeing how this is a Luna, we could always go for 'Command Center Catgirls' instead
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Post by: BirdofPrey on 26 February 2013, 15:13:20
Command Center Catgirls?
I can dig it.  I'll get the boys in the lab working on it.
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Post by: Notsonoble on 26 February 2013, 15:42:34
I'll never think of C3 the same way again.
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Post by: BirdofPrey on 26 February 2013, 16:39:09
and people wonder my forces use C3 so heavily.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 27 February 2013, 00:49:21
Can we get C3I? Command Center Catgirls Intoxicated would be fun to watch!
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: BirdofPrey on 27 February 2013, 02:21:41
No those are just college students.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 27 February 2013, 10:18:25
Damn    :(



Can we get them drunk anyway?   ^-^
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Post by: BirdofPrey on 27 February 2013, 10:28:29
They get themselves drunk.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 27 February 2013, 12:30:03
to get them drunk, we need to answer question 1 "where's the beer?"
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 27 February 2013, 20:46:48
In the bar.  O0
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 28 February 2013, 09:40:02
Can we get C3I? Command Center Catgirls Intoxicated would be fun to watch!

That might be reality tv I could get in to
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Post by: ShadowRaven on 28 February 2013, 14:35:02
sad when drunken catgirls are closer to reality then most reality t.v. eh?
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Post by: Notsonoble on 28 February 2013, 17:45:51
sad when drunken catgirls are closer to reality then most reality t.v. eh?
And here I thought I was just crazy... but yes its sad.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 28 February 2013, 17:48:14
well you are crazy too.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 28 February 2013, 21:18:04
sad when drunken catgirls are closer to reality then most reality t.v. eh?

That's why I don't watch reality TV
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: GreenDragon on 28 February 2013, 21:27:28
My RTV show came back for a third season - after a nine year wait.  Next week is the finale, wonder how long to season 4.
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 02 March 2013, 12:46:46
You mean RTV like in quads?
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Post by: ShadowRaven on 02 March 2013, 13:18:22
Yes. He had two seasons with his quad before it set off to find itself. Now it's returned home
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Post by: GreenDragon on 02 March 2013, 13:32:56
RTV = Reality TeleVision.
Joe Schmo.

I also recently learned that one of the actors from season 2, now stars in my Monday Night must see, Jon Huertas, Det. Javier Esposito on Castle.
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 02 March 2013, 16:54:15
I;m so glad I don't watch RTV
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 09 April 2013, 08:39:46
Reality is way overrated.  O:-)
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 09 April 2013, 20:44:50
A constant drunken state seems to be the way to go  ;D
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 09 April 2013, 20:55:54
It's a little rough on the liver, but it does make the world more interesting and the ladies prettier.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 09 April 2013, 21:06:24
I've been giving my liver a break recently
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 13 April 2013, 12:29:35
It doesn't deserve a break.   8)
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 13 April 2013, 18:03:48
It doesn't deserve a break.   8)

It doesn't it's been bad
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Post by: Vash The Stampede on 13 April 2013, 19:31:19
Time for a beer.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 14 April 2013, 11:40:03
HAVEN'T HAD A BEER SINCE SPRING TRAINING
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Post by: ShadowRaven on 14 April 2013, 16:55:44
It's still Spring
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 14 April 2013, 19:59:10
Not here. Spring has not yet sprung here.
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Post by: ShadowRaven on 14 April 2013, 21:53:11
we only got 8 inches of snow the last two days, it must be spring
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 15 April 2013, 10:20:28
You live on Baker 3, within the Clan Jade Falcon occupation zone!?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 15 April 2013, 12:23:23
Hell no, I live in Alberta, within the clan lazy Cow occupation zone
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 15 April 2013, 21:08:35
The Lazy Cows actually worked up enough lack of lethargy to actually create an occupation zone?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 16 April 2013, 08:41:41
Hell no, I live in Alberta, within the clan lazy Cow occupation zone

I have a car that came out of Alberta
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 16 April 2013, 11:35:49
I have a car that came out of Alberta

knowing our roads, and our drivers, you have my deepest and most heart felt sympathies. How bad is the salt corrosion?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 16 April 2013, 20:28:07
knowing our roads, and our drivers, you have my deepest and most heart felt sympathies. How bad is the salt corrosion?

it was not as bad as it could have been - somewhere along it's life it was converted into a drag racing car.

I'm the fool trying to put it back  :-\
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 16 April 2013, 21:11:25
Ah. well as long as it's not the 68 VW Beetle with the V8 where the spare tire should have been, that shouldn't be too bad
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 16 April 2013, 22:50:39
I have seen one of those, with tiny front tires, big fat rear wheels and wheelie bars.  >:D
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Post by: ShadowRaven on 17 April 2013, 12:38:31
A fellow my father used to know, drove one. yes, it was street legal.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 27 April 2013, 12:35:31
I should be out working on my cars but I've got a ton of yard work to do  :-[
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 27 April 2013, 16:26:54
Than why are you posting here, on the internet, when you should be out working in your yard?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 27 April 2013, 23:50:51
Never mind that, beer is at hand!
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 28 April 2013, 10:52:51
Than why are you posting here, on the internet, when you should be out working in your yard?

I have to check on you knuckleheads
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: sir_spamalot on 29 April 2013, 12:14:19
What are you afraid of?  You can send em flowers one way or another.   ;)
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 30 April 2013, 13:25:11
He is just a busy body that cannot not say something. Usually something stupid, but at least something.
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Post by: Notsonoble on 30 April 2013, 15:36:57
I think he's worried that without his presence we'll stop being knuckleheads and do something dangerously productive.
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Post by: sir_spamalot on 30 April 2013, 16:58:12
Dangerous?  Yes.  Productive.... never happened, never will.   ;)
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Post by: BirdofPrey on 30 April 2013, 18:34:49
What about doing things productively dangerous?
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 30 April 2013, 19:41:42
He is just a busy body that cannot not say something. Usually something stupid, but at least something.

Hey now!  I resemble that remark  ;D
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 30 April 2013, 22:57:28
So do I, actually.  ^-^
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: sir_spamalot on 30 April 2013, 23:00:37
What about doing things productively dangerous?

If by productively you mean our rate of success is set by snidley whiplash.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 04 May 2013, 19:55:11
At least he vaguely considers being productive.  8)
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Clangador on 07 May 2013, 19:05:37
At least he vaguely considers being productive.  8)

Agreed.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 07 May 2013, 21:08:03
Of course productivity can be overrated.  ;D
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Notsonoble on 08 May 2013, 13:55:25
So can life.
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Post by: sir_spamalot on 10 May 2013, 11:28:49
So can a hairline.... well, not mine, but you get the jist.   ;)
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 10 May 2013, 21:00:06
Hey Clang! There is a bunch of guys claiming to be from Rizakistan at the door asking for you! Are you here?  
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 22 May 2013, 18:15:41
Where did Clang go?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: sir_spamalot on 23 May 2013, 13:36:19
Check the back seat of Mopar's car.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 23 May 2013, 21:55:47
Nope. Not going anywhere near there!  O:-)
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: sir_spamalot on 24 May 2013, 10:14:21
Not since he kicked you out on prom night 30 years ago.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 24 May 2013, 20:32:26
well, I would have kicked him out too, Mopar's date probably had enough pink happening already without  His sneeziness
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 24 May 2013, 21:12:35
His MIGHTY SNEEZINESS!  O:-)
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: sir_spamalot on 26 May 2013, 00:07:45
I have more respect for ACHSNEEZE.    :D
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 26 May 2013, 13:42:07
well, I would have kicked him out too, Mopar's date probably had enough pink happening already without  His sneeziness

This one time in the back of my 1968 Dodge Charger R/T ...   ^-^
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 27 May 2013, 09:08:18
....where he remembers the car better............. 8)
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 27 May 2013, 11:09:42
I loved that car.

I owned it twice!
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: BirdofPrey on 27 May 2013, 17:28:52
You don't pay the people who stole your car to get it back.
You take the car then get payback.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 27 May 2013, 22:10:47
A car so nice he stole it twice!  O0
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 30 May 2013, 20:52:18
Who would not love a 68 Charger R/T red with a white bumblebee stripe  O0
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Notsonoble on 31 May 2013, 09:01:09
He has a point.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 31 May 2013, 10:39:17
Every once in a while. Usually he is as pointless as Spammie, but in this case I conceed the point.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: sir_spamalot on 31 May 2013, 12:22:54
Sir, the mere mention of anything, including conversation, having a point in these halls is the ultimate exercise in futility. ;)
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 31 May 2013, 22:32:56
I must point out that the point, at no point, had anything to do with a point here. The point was ha made a point about something in the real world. Well, as much in the real world as California ever gets to real. That was the point. Did you get the point?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: sir_spamalot on 31 May 2013, 22:52:42
The tip of your head?  I see it, but I don't get it.   ;)
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 31 May 2013, 23:13:52
I can see that dealing with you is pointless.  8)
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: sir_spamalot on 31 May 2013, 23:41:04
You should get a pointer..... 
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: GreenDragon on 01 June 2013, 00:05:50
Ehh.  There all burnin', doin' the Neutron Dance.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: BirdofPrey on 01 June 2013, 00:59:43
Your point seems a bit dull.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 01 June 2013, 12:56:26
This post is pointless at this point I would like to point out. 
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: sir_spamalot on 01 June 2013, 17:01:05
Will there ever be an end point?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 01 June 2013, 19:58:05
Don't know. And, to be honest, I don't care either.  O0
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: GreenDragon on 01 June 2013, 21:17:41
Is this the real life?  Is it just fantasy?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 01 June 2013, 22:06:54
Good question.
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 07 June 2013, 21:46:11
42!
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 08 June 2013, 00:31:32
The answer, but not the question. Try again.   ::)
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: BirdofPrey on 08 June 2013, 03:40:57
We apologize for the inconvenience.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 08 June 2013, 10:02:58
Well we'd have to build another machine if you wanted to know the question  ;D
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: sir_spamalot on 10 June 2013, 16:43:07
Sounds like a corporate solution to me.   ;)
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 15 June 2013, 09:18:33
Corporate is never the solution, rarely has the solution, and if given the solution will probably choose not to implement the solution.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 21 June 2013, 22:05:13
I'm tired of working - can I retire?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 21 June 2013, 22:10:47
I sooooooooooooooooo wish I could............... :'(
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 22 June 2013, 20:36:48
I carry on  :(
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 23 June 2013, 19:49:30
I carry on all the time.............wait, we may not be talking about the same kind of carrying on.....
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: sir_spamalot on 24 June 2013, 13:55:07
Carry on my wayward son.....   :D
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: BirdofPrey on 24 June 2013, 14:42:16
You would expect me to post the next line, but I refuse.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: sir_spamalot on 24 June 2013, 15:07:02
I expect nothing, especially peace. 
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Post by: BirdofPrey on 24 June 2013, 15:14:03
Don't you cry no more
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Post by: ShadowRaven on 24 June 2013, 18:47:20
dust in the wind
all we are is dust in the wind.....
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 25 June 2013, 21:57:58
Break like the wind......
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 26 June 2013, 00:35:34
aww man. I was hoping we could go longer without a fart joke.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: GreenDragon on 26 June 2013, 02:56:12
Fart Joke?!?  THIS. IS. SPINAL TAP!
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 26 June 2013, 08:40:18
"This pretentious ponderous collection of religious rock psalms is enough to prompt the question, 'What day did the Lord create Spinal Tap, and couldn't he have rested on that day too?'"  
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: sir_spamalot on 26 June 2013, 10:47:52
I think it's only appropriate to salute those about to rock.  Rest is irrelevant when doing the good chords....
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 26 June 2013, 22:55:37
There is a fine line between stupid and clever.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 27 June 2013, 13:57:32
And we have erased the line
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Post by: sir_spamalot on 27 June 2013, 15:18:39
I'd be surprised if any lines could be found around here....
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Post by: BirdofPrey on 27 June 2013, 21:24:56
*spills a stack of college ruled paper*
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 27 June 2013, 22:14:04
Look above your comment, right above it. There is a line.
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Post by: sir_spamalot on 28 June 2013, 14:49:48
No breaking the fourth wall.  It's the only one we have left.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: BirdofPrey on 28 June 2013, 15:16:48
Oh dear; do we have anything for in case of Deadpool, break glass?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 28 June 2013, 18:09:50
no worries, I have squirrel girl on speed dial
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 01 July 2013, 21:24:17
Can we break the 7th seal now?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 01 July 2013, 22:15:39
I broke a wind!  }:)
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Post by: BirdofPrey on 01 July 2013, 22:41:04
Damnit achoo, we just got that fixed.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 02 July 2013, 08:50:58
Butt it broke sooooo nicely! I even named it Steve!  }:)
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Post by: Notsonoble on 02 July 2013, 14:31:42
Only your farts survive birth long enough to be named.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 02 July 2013, 15:00:58
you have obviously never met my gaming groups nemesis. Simply known as 'The Lurker'
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: BirdofPrey on 02 July 2013, 20:24:12
Well, isn't that special.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 06 July 2013, 16:02:25
you have obviously never met my gaming groups nemesis. Simply known as 'The Lurker'

Does he have that gamer funk smell going on?
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 06 July 2013, 22:29:14
The funk of a thousand SBD's.......
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: sir_spamalot on 07 July 2013, 13:03:08
Or of a few newspaper carriers....  #P my nostrils praised the day when we went strictly to having papers delivered by the postal system.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 08 July 2013, 22:27:53
Does he have that gamer funk smell going on?

it IS that gamer funk in a non corporeal form that will appear suddenly and without warning
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 09 July 2013, 01:04:37
So it's the dreaded SBDGF?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 09 July 2013, 11:52:31
exactly
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 09 July 2013, 19:53:08
Just get out the industrial strength air fresheners and big ass fans to keep the air circulating!
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Post by: BirdofPrey on 09 July 2013, 23:29:53
{wearing a gas mask}
mrrm mrph mmm phmrmm
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 10 July 2013, 08:39:38
Why in the heck are YOU worried about this? If you die, a new you gets airdropped into this disaster. And I would look into that arrangement if I were you. Maybe you need to shoot those that are sending you here!  8)
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 28 July 2013, 13:05:34
aim high

shoot low
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Post by: BirdofPrey on 28 July 2013, 19:33:32
When dropping stuff from orbit, all aims are low.
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 02 August 2013, 08:38:20
your goals are low
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: BirdofPrey on 02 August 2013, 10:10:36
Tell you what, when YOU get in the deployment bay, you can aim it however high you want and go sailing off into the void never to be seen again.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 03 August 2013, 00:23:57
I am in my deployment bay. I extract a beer from the cooler, detach the lid and deploy. No problem!
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: BirdofPrey on 03 August 2013, 05:47:40
That's you who keeps sending me all those bottlecaps?
Jerk, send me some beer instead once in a while FFS.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 03 August 2013, 12:20:58
I don't "send" them to you. I throw them at you, silly!   ::)
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 10 August 2013, 12:49:37
the correct word is flick
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 11 August 2013, 00:07:49
Not the way I do it. It's throw, as hard as I can.   ::)
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 11 August 2013, 10:52:11
It so more insulting if you flick them
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 11 August 2013, 11:23:37
I think he is going for 'damaging' rather than 'insulting'
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 12 August 2013, 13:24:23
Flicking does not leave a mark. I would throw the empty bottle, but there is a deposit on the damn thing. Money is money!  :P
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 16 August 2013, 20:13:08
I think he is going for 'damaging' rather than 'insulting'

How much damage can you do with a bottle cap?

I'm assuming it's not the +5 Vorpal Battlecap of Vecna
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 16 August 2013, 22:43:27
Not much, I admit. But it does leave a mark!   O0
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Post by: BirdofPrey on 16 August 2013, 22:52:28
Luckily my natural aptitude at dodging lets me roll an extra die
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 18 August 2013, 13:53:24
Luckily my natural aptitude at dodging lets me roll an extra die

too bad they are all 4 sided
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 24 August 2013, 10:20:35
That must have weird results
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 24 August 2013, 11:04:13
where's my beer ?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 25 August 2013, 00:08:39
Last time I checked you had the empty in your hand.

Which means that it is your belly.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 25 August 2013, 01:37:47
a good place for it. My belly would have been better, but it's your beer, so I guess that's to be expected
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: sir_spamalot on 26 August 2013, 14:10:09
Besides, beer thieving be a felony in these here halls....
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 26 August 2013, 20:39:03
Punishable by wombat encounter
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Post by: ShadowRaven on 26 August 2013, 21:13:38
Life or anything remotely reminiscent there of, is a felony punishable by Wombat encounter
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 26 August 2013, 22:59:54
Wombat happens.  ;D
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 26 August 2013, 23:01:20
Upon Achooluna, and Clangluna specifically
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: BirdofPrey on 27 August 2013, 01:29:09
Damn, I think despite my mad science, I still count as being alive.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 27 August 2013, 11:52:57
If it makes you feel any better I can declare you brain dead if you want. That happens a lot down here in the hall.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: sir_spamalot on 27 August 2013, 12:22:51
Not just a lot, but a constant state, a flow if you will of brain deadness.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 27 August 2013, 20:45:28
If it makes you feel any better I can declare you brain dead if you want. That happens a lot down here in the hall.

Aint that the truth
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Post by: BirdofPrey on 27 August 2013, 21:24:31
Well at least I don't have to worry about the zombies.
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Post by: Vash The Stampede on 27 August 2013, 22:30:02
Uh...even at brain deadness, you still carry gray matter that is still deemed desirable to zombies before animal gray matter. However, you might be safe if the dead brain is gray death matter
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: BirdofPrey on 27 August 2013, 23:02:58
Note to self, replace more of brain with more microchips and wiring.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 28 August 2013, 08:51:10
Uh...even at brain deadness, you still carry gray matter that is still deemed desirable to zombies before animal gray matter. However, you might be safe if the dead brain is gray death matter

He's a robot - what does he ned gray matter for?

Well it could be used as a zombie distraction device  ::)
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Post by: BirdofPrey on 28 August 2013, 18:58:18
Wetware
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 28 August 2013, 21:16:24
gross.  Do you know what it's like to repair that stuff?   :(
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 28 August 2013, 22:12:10
You just gotta use the right tools and lots of desiccant.  O0
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 29 August 2013, 20:20:03
I think with him we can fix it with a blender
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: BirdofPrey on 29 August 2013, 21:21:01
Requiring a new me to be delivered does not count as a repair unless you are Apple.
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Post by: ShadowRaven on 31 August 2013, 02:33:34
and if you are Apple, the new you might end up delivered three blocks away
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 01 September 2013, 23:00:01
Or the new you gets warped to the planet pandora and you get harassed by a monowheel robot
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: BirdofPrey on 01 September 2013, 23:15:19
As if that would slow me down at all.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 02 September 2013, 20:08:02
Requiring a new me to be delivered does not count as a repair unless you are Apple.

You realize that I worked for Apple Operations for over 12 years right?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: BirdofPrey on 02 September 2013, 20:46:54
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Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: sir_spamalot on 03 September 2013, 14:03:11
No storage space available.   ;)
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: wolfgar on 03 September 2013, 14:54:55
What do you mean there is no place to put a micro SD card?

No expandable memory.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: sir_spamalot on 03 September 2013, 14:59:21
I'm pretty sure he never even had storage capacity to begin with.... maybe he ran off floppy discs.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: wolfgar on 03 September 2013, 15:02:34
Probably the old 5.25 ones too.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: sir_spamalot on 03 September 2013, 15:06:47
Probably the old 5.25 ones too.
If he remembered to upgrade.....
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: BirdofPrey on 03 September 2013, 17:17:41
That moment you realize you're in a Windows tablet commercial.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 07 September 2013, 11:17:10
Maybe he runs Windows Phone
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 07 September 2013, 23:49:40
Nope. He runs Windoze 1.23
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: wolfgar on 08 September 2013, 18:01:40
oh come on Achoo, that one put me to sleep
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 09 September 2013, 09:24:24
I takes a while to load, and it is not all that stable. It crashes a lot. Which kinda explains BoP.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 10 September 2013, 22:06:57
I takes a while to load, and it is not all that stable. It crashes a lot. Which kinda explains BoP.

It also explains his ability to count sheep
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: BirdofPrey on 11 September 2013, 03:01:07
253 sheep
254 sheep
255 sheep
{error, buffer overflow}
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Notsonoble on 11 September 2013, 08:43:04
So my favorite grocery store chain was just bought out by albertsucks.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: sir_spamalot on 11 September 2013, 12:27:44
So my favorite grocery store chain was just bought out by albertsucks.
Yeah... my first thought was... I had no idea they had enough of a company left to buy a loaf a bread, let alone the successful chain that ran them out of town years ago.  I shuddered upon finding out.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: wolfgar on 11 September 2013, 14:26:29
and food world just sold out to, well every body
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 13 September 2013, 08:47:51
So my favorite grocery store chain was just bought out by albertsucks.

that chain is still around?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: sir_spamalot on 13 September 2013, 10:40:28
that chain is still around?
Exactly... like some scrooge mcduck ceo thing .... must have been one guy hoarding gold coins in silo somewhere.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 15 September 2013, 11:50:49
odd disney reference
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: BirdofPrey on 15 September 2013, 16:58:42
I don't suppose we could get back to a topic I have heard of?
None of those names mean a thing to me.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 15 September 2013, 21:15:49
I don't suppose we could get back to a topic I have heard of?
None of those names mean a thing to me.

You want to stay on topic in the hall?  Dude you seriously need a software upgrade!
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 15 September 2013, 22:54:49
You want to stay on topic in the hall?  Dude you seriously need a software upgrade!

to the face

with a baseball bat
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: BirdofPrey on 15 September 2013, 23:16:29
I'm not the one on a topic.

You guys are.  I'm asking you to stop it.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: sir_spamalot on 15 September 2013, 23:32:39
Anyone been to hot topic lately?  None of the t-shirts have amusing references anymore.....   ;)
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 16 September 2013, 11:12:57
They had amusing references?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: sir_spamalot on 16 September 2013, 11:50:40
Well, years ago they were quite filled with funny gear.... I think I still have my "say hello to my little friend" mega man t-shirt somewhere....   :D
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: BirdofPrey on 16 September 2013, 16:47:35
The last time I found message shirts amusing was middle school.

Now I am smart enough to realize how stupid they are.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 16 September 2013, 23:28:16
where as I am smart enough to know how awesome they can be
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: wolfgar on 17 September 2013, 10:18:04
why cant you just enjoy the humor and wisdom in telling someone that what your working on is more important than their problem?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 17 September 2013, 20:26:54
I have a shirt that says "Let me drop everything and work on your problem."  Very popular with Southwest flight crews
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 17 September 2013, 21:52:00
my favorite says 'even if the voices aren't real, they have some pretty good ideas' it suits my personality. Of course I just bought my best friend two, "you can't scare me, I have daughters" and "D.A.D.D. dad's against daughters dating"
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: sir_spamalot on 18 September 2013, 10:16:38
One of my favorites that always gets a good laugh is "If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn."
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 18 September 2013, 22:11:32
A the fun of cryptic jokes
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 23 September 2013, 22:51:00
Where is the beer?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 24 September 2013, 21:11:47
Beer is so passe
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 24 September 2013, 23:24:45
then why don't you passe me a beer?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 25 September 2013, 08:46:40
*hands SR an ice cold brew*
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 25 September 2013, 22:34:16
And after you get done you can go to the restroom to passé the used beer!  8)
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 26 September 2013, 16:43:14
Only to partake of more beer
Where's the keg-mech (modified Urbie)
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: sir_spamalot on 26 September 2013, 16:46:36
Gather round ye lads and lasses
 Set ye for awhile
 And hearken to me mournful tale about the Emerald Isle
 Let's all raise our glasses high to friends and family gone
 And lift our voices in another Irish drinking song

 Consumption took me mother and
 Me father got the pox
 Me brother drank the whiskey till he wound up in a box
 Me other brother in the troubles met with his demise
 Me sister has forever closed her smiling Irish eyes

 Now everybody's died
 So, until our tears have dried
 We'll drink and drink and drink and drink and then we'll drink some more
 We'll dance and sing and fight until the early morning light
 Then we'll throw up, pass out, wakeup, and then go drinking once again

 Kenny was killed in Killkenny
 And Clare she died in Claire
 Tip in Tiperrary died out in the dairy air
 Shannon jumped into the river Shannon back in June
 Ernie fell into the urn and Tom is in the tomb

 Cleanliness is godliness me uncle Pat would sing
 He broke his neck a slipping on a bar o' Irish Spring
 O'Grady he was eighty though his bride was just a pup
 He died upon the honeymoon when she got his Irish up

 Now everybody's died
 So, until our tears have dried
 We'll drink and drink and drink and drink and then we'll drink some more
 We'll dance and sing and fight until the early morning light
 Then we'll throw up, pass out, wakeup, and then go drinking once again

 (Mexican Hat Dance)

 Joe Murphy fought with Riley near the cliffs of Odinie
 He took out his shillelagh and he stabbed him in the spleen
 My crazy uncle Mike thought he was a leprechaun
 But in fact he's just a leper and his arms and legs are gone

 When Timmy Johnson broke his neck it was a crying shame
 He wasn't really Irish but he went to Notre Dame
 MacNamara crossed the street and by a bus was hit
 But he was just a Scotsman so nobody give a sh(ACH!)

 Now everybody's died
 So, until our tears have dried
 We'll drink and drink and drink and drink and then we'll drink some more
 We'll dance and sing and fight until the early morning light
 Then we'll throw up, pass out, wakeup, and then go drinking once again

 (Jewish Song)

 Me drunken Uncle Brendan tried to drive home from the bar
 The road rose up to meet him when he fell out of his car
 Irony was what befell me great grand-uncle Sam
 He choked upon the very last potato in the land

 Conner lived in Ulster town
 He used to smuggle arms
 Until the British killed him
 And cut off his lucky charms
 And dear old father Flannigan who left the Lord's employ
 Drunk on sacramental wine beneath the alter boy

 Now everybody's died
 So, until our tears have dried
 We'll drink and drink and drink and drink and then we'll drink some more
 We'll dance and sing and fight until the early morning light
 Then we'll throw up, pass out, wakeup, and then go drinking once again

 Someday soon I'll leave this world of pain and toil and sin
 The Lord will take me by the hand to join all of me kin
 Me only wish is when the savior comes for me and you
 He kills the cast of river dance and Michael Flately too

 Now everybody's died
 So, until our tears have dried
 We'll drink and drink and drink and drink and then we'll drink some more
 We'll dance and sing and fight until the early morning light
 Then we'll throw up, pass out, wakeup, and then go drinking once again
 Then we'll throw up, pass out, wakeup, and then go drinking once again
 Then we'll throw up, pass out, wakeup, and then go driiinkiiing ooonce aaaagaaaiiin
 Hoyee

Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 27 September 2013, 13:57:09
We're gonna drink and fight and drink and fight
And drink and fight some more
When the drinking's done, grab anyone
And go and fight some more

So grab your friends and neighbours
And punch them in the eye
And raise another glass to sing
The Dublin Lullaby

O'Leary was a bastard
I gave his head a crack
I drank a pint of Guiness
And puked all over his back
O'Shaunnesy was sickened
With Paddy in the back
When Irish eyes are smiling
We'll punch them till they're black

O'Leary and O'Connell
Had been drinking pretty hard
Had been sitting for a fortnight
With Clancy at the bar
He got so stewed
That when he spewed
We swore he must have drowned
So we kicked his ass
Raised a glass
And bought another round

Well I went out with O'Leary to Old Macdonald's wake
We drank a lot of stout and ale
And ate a lot of cake
O'Malley's singing Danny Boy
And filled my eyes with tears
So I kicked his nuts
Right into his guts
And had another beer
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 27 September 2013, 22:39:25
Mechs are great, beer is good and the wobbies are crazy
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 28 September 2013, 20:38:49
why would I want to Fight and drink 0 I have a much better thing to do after drink  ^-^
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: GreenDragon on 28 September 2013, 21:23:02
throw up?  or pass out?  ;)
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 28 September 2013, 22:39:19
"And I'm going to be drunk till the next time I'm drunk"
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: BirdofPrey on 28 September 2013, 23:50:59
I'm just drinking to get rid of the hangover.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: wolfgar on 29 September 2013, 18:43:48
weaklings, i have no hangover, ok mostly because i'm always stuck as the DD, but even when i can i never seem to get them.....ok, you can hate me now
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 30 September 2013, 06:42:46
Beer. It's not just for breakfast anymore!
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 03 October 2013, 22:54:44
What the heck? I attached those only once each!!!
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Post by: BirdofPrey on 04 October 2013, 00:59:24
Looks like double-vision.
Turn off beergoggle mode next time you post attachments.
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Post by: sir_spamalot on 04 October 2013, 10:10:37
Time to take Achoo to rehab again....
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Post by: BirdofPrey on 04 October 2013, 17:24:48
They probably haven't even had time to clean out his room there yet.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 05 October 2013, 01:26:21
I haz n entire wing der all to meself! Woohoo!
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 07 October 2013, 21:57:01
...if a rehab center can contain Achoo, as well as repel a wombat infiltration whilst Clangluna begins falling from orbit on that specific location
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: sir_spamalot on 08 October 2013, 07:39:03
What if that's what is happening now.... narry a wombat sighting for quite some time now....and achoo never leaves.... ever.   ;)
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 09 October 2013, 23:14:54
Shut up you! This is Achooluna! I am supposed to be here! Sheesh!
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: BirdofPrey on 13 October 2013, 01:00:39
I claim this luna in the name of BoP (and this cobalt salted thermonuclear device)
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 13 October 2013, 02:04:02
You can take the cobalt salted thermonuclear device and [very heavily censored]   :o
If you want a Luna, start your own!
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Post by: GreenDragon on 13 October 2013, 03:52:07
Way too much work.  Co-opting someone else's is much simpler. 

And then there is the undeniable pleasure aspect of the actual taking.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 15 October 2013, 12:25:32
Bah, cobalt salted nukes? Child's play. Achoo after a three cheese lasagna is far more dangerous
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: BirdofPrey on 15 October 2013, 18:44:26
Yeah but the radiation from my bomb will last 5 minutes longer
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 15 October 2013, 20:50:23
Who would want this Luna?  ???
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: BirdofPrey on 15 October 2013, 21:18:52
I could sell it for scrap.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 16 October 2013, 21:19:40
For great justice, all your luna are belong to us! Ha ha ha
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 16 October 2013, 22:37:25
Not this one, unless you want to take over the mortgage payments. Try to take it over and you have to argue with the bank.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: BirdofPrey on 17 October 2013, 23:58:05
Fine then, I shall instead use my time bomb and undo the future that is achoo.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 18 October 2013, 08:42:02
Silly bird, there is no future in Achooluna!  8)
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 18 October 2013, 14:41:48
no future, no past, just left
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 18 October 2013, 23:02:25
And nothing right. There is definitely nothing right here.  ;D
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 20 October 2013, 15:49:41
Love and Peace will take over this Luna, but it could be Opposite Day on Achooluna during that invasion. Leftward!
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: BirdofPrey on 20 October 2013, 21:20:16
Aren't you the guy who left this huge hole in the luna Vash?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: sir_spamalot on 20 October 2013, 21:25:36
Wait, he's not the huge *****?    ;)
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 20 October 2013, 22:57:27
There are rumors, unverified rumors......... :o
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 21 October 2013, 02:04:09
Aren't you the guy who left this huge hole in the luna Vash?
...not my fault one of my arms is a nuclear device. I think Peace left everything in pieces
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 23 October 2013, 00:07:38
Doesn't it always? Peace is merely a quieter version of war, continued behind the scenes by diplomatic means.
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Post by: BirdofPrey on 23 October 2013, 22:30:12
...not my fault one of my arms is a nuclear device. I think Peace left everything in pieces
Dare I ask what love  might do if we let it loose?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 23 October 2013, 23:04:04
Dare I ask what love  might do if we let it loose?
Love everything to death by repeatedly shouting it with a peace sign waving in the air
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 24 October 2013, 12:39:33
Dare I ask what love  might do if we let it loose?

The 1960's all over again?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 24 October 2013, 14:45:14
And perhaps the cool late '60s muscle cars like the Chevy II
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Post by: pensiveswetness on 29 October 2013, 20:29:23
funny you mention cars... My wife & I were discussing post events on her latest BT session... she murmurs in response to IC comments on how difficult it is to maintain her captured clan Omnimechs: "My car is Clan"

Clan Smokey Carburetor, anyone?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 02 November 2013, 13:36:17
How bout a 3058 "smoke" jaguar XK 220
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 02 November 2013, 22:18:44
What a klunker! And since the game is now passing the 3140's it is a very old klunker indeed!
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 03 November 2013, 13:24:00
And perhaps the cool late '60s muscle cars like the Chevy II

The Chevy II wasn't cool - the name was lame

Now a 1968 Charger R/T is cool  8)
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Post by: ShadowRaven on 03 November 2013, 20:25:55
Nah, power to weight ratio on the Charger was all wrong, great in the straight, but it would leave you pointing back the way you came if you cornered too fast
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Post by: Vash The Stampede on 04 November 2013, 20:22:17
All of the sudden that car chase scene from 'Bullit' is in my head
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 06 November 2013, 19:03:34
You gotta understand that the Charger was intended to charge! If it was intended to corner it would have been called the Cornerer!

Not the coroner.....that's where you went after you didn't make the corner.  ::)
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Post by: ShadowRaven on 06 November 2013, 19:15:55
Yep, and Chargers, like Dodge Vipers ended up in the hands of people who where not prepared for the power, and many of them ended up wrapped around trees and power poles, and other cars, and upside down in ditches and, and, and......
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 06 November 2013, 21:43:47
Yep, and Chargers, like Dodge Vipers ended up in the hands of people who where not prepared for the power, and many of them ended up wrapped around trees and power poles, and other cars, and upside down in ditches and, and, and......

My step son said it best.

The Viper is like a Bull Elephant.  It's all cool and everything until it breaks lose.
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 07 November 2013, 09:29:05
True dat!
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 07 November 2013, 13:23:23
My step son said it best.

The Viper is like a Bull Elephant.  It's all cool and everything until it breaks lose.

exactly.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 07 November 2013, 20:54:19
I went to go buy a Viper years ago and the salesman just looked at me and said "You're too tall"

Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 10 November 2013, 00:30:36
LOL!

Maximum height requirements!
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 14 November 2013, 18:00:30
Bet it's the same for those who want to pilot a celestial omni
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 14 November 2013, 21:04:00
It might be - I was really bummed at the time.  Wanted the Copperhead edition. 
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 14 December 2013, 01:08:25
Dang it! The beer has gone stale!
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 14 December 2013, 01:33:29
Is there a local brewer on Achooluna to provide this thread with moar beer? What self sustaining planet doesn't have such things?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 14 December 2013, 20:20:41
Time to go for spirits
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: BirdofPrey on 15 December 2013, 00:30:49
Sadly the only spirits on this luna seem to be the ones haunting it.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 15 December 2013, 02:17:50
then bring me whiskey
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 15 December 2013, 14:31:41
things are slow on the old luna these days
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 22 December 2013, 22:27:15
Sadly that is true.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: BirdofPrey on 23 December 2013, 07:29:25
Attach more rockets to the dark side
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 23 December 2013, 09:20:19
Tried that, but the hairy pink full dark side of Achooluna was too massive. :P
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Post by: Vash The Stampede on 23 December 2013, 14:54:57
You'll have to equip a warship with a massive buzzer just to safely navigate that side of the Luna
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 25 December 2013, 01:33:55
we need a luna reduction plan
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Post by: GreenDragon on 25 December 2013, 02:02:04
Dragonluna self-destructed a few years ago.
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 25 December 2013, 11:33:21
Dragonluna self-destructed a few years ago.

Well I told you not to make it out of mashed potato
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Post by: GreenDragon on 26 December 2013, 03:42:21
That's why I used Potato Chips.  Chips.  Big difference.
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Post by: wolfgar on 26 December 2013, 09:46:01
But I bet you used Pringles potato chips. They are almost as bad as mashed potatoes for disappearing.
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 26 December 2013, 13:01:30
But I bet you used Pringles potato chips. They are almost as bad as mashed potatoes for disappearing.

He might as well have used paper paste
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Post by: sir_spamalot on 26 December 2013, 13:11:27
Or John Wayne toilet paper.....
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Post by: BirdofPrey on 26 December 2013, 14:42:15
Well pringles ARE fried potato paste.
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Post by: GreenDragon on 26 December 2013, 17:53:50
But I bet you used Pringles potato chips. They are almost as bad as mashed potatoes for disappearing.
Sterzings.  I think Galacticly, act locally.
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 26 December 2013, 18:23:10
I think normally but act insanely. Does that count?
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Post by: ShadowRaven on 27 December 2013, 00:40:24
I think, therefore I am. I think.....
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Post by: Vash The Stampede on 27 December 2013, 02:12:50
I think that you once thought that I wasn't as smart as you once ought to have thought to think of me as
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Post by: sir_spamalot on 27 December 2013, 12:19:02
But Ociffer, I'm not under the alfluence of incohol.... I'm sotally tober.
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 28 December 2013, 20:16:17
There's SPAM in my beer  :(
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Post by: BirdofPrey on 28 December 2013, 20:30:46
ewwwww
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 28 December 2013, 20:41:20
that's what i'm saying
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Post by: Vash The Stampede on 28 December 2013, 21:11:49
Someone failed a "pouring beer into glass" skill roll
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Post by: wolfgar on 28 December 2013, 21:56:53
Either that or they are in the field and missing their canteen cup when the beer ration comes around
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Post by: ShadowRaven on 28 December 2013, 22:46:58
beer ration?  Bah, everyone knows rum is the only drink for the field
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 29 December 2013, 10:45:19
If you are British or a Davion. If you are a Lyran it is beer. If you are a Kuritan it's sake. If you are Capellan it's something best not even thought about.
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 29 December 2013, 15:45:45
If you are Capellan it's something best not even thought about.

It's a shit sandwich.






In a cup. 
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Post by: ShadowRaven on 29 December 2013, 16:21:34
rum and sake make sense, but beer is supposed to be cold, and you can't always expect cold in the field. Well, unless you're a Lyran social general I suppose, and packing light means using a Union rather than an Overlord
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Post by: GreenDragon on 29 December 2013, 17:53:53
If you are British or a Davion. If you are a Lyran it is beer. If you are a Kuritan it's sake. If you are Capellan it's something best not even thought about.
Come now, Plum Wine isn't as bad as Marik Ouzo.
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Post by: wolfgar on 29 December 2013, 19:58:41
I can't remember the name of it but the Germans have this hot beer/coffee that is supposed to be very good
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 29 December 2013, 21:37:33
Come now, Plum Wine isn't as bad as Marik Ouzo.

What's wrong with Ouzo?
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Post by: ShadowRaven on 30 December 2013, 17:19:17
it's not strong enough to use as antifreeze
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Post by: Vash The Stampede on 31 December 2013, 01:08:37
I can't remember the name of it but the Germans have this hot beer/coffee that is supposed to be very good
what!?
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 31 December 2013, 14:01:44
what!?

I know in Germany the mix Coca-Cola and Beer - sounds awful but it's actually pretty good
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Post by: Vash The Stampede on 01 January 2014, 20:44:48
This beer-coffee is very intriguing indeed. I think that would make my mech painting productivity sky-rocket.
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Post by: sir_spamalot on 02 January 2014, 00:33:56
Vash... vash... you're painting your thumbs to look like urbies again....
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Post by: ShadowRaven on 02 January 2014, 14:18:54
better than painting his urbies to look like thumbs
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Post by: Vash The Stampede on 03 January 2014, 01:29:20
When I snap my thumbs...my thumbs snap you!  >:D
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 06 January 2014, 00:02:20
Oh snap
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 06 January 2014, 23:52:41
Better than Kuritan Snap Dragoons piloting Dragons while drunk.
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Post by: BirdofPrey on 07 January 2014, 01:26:31
I sense something
A certain blue presence I haven't felt since . . .
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Post by: sir_spamalot on 07 January 2014, 11:06:52
Shhh... if we are really quiet then we may last another page.....
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Post by: BirdofPrey on 07 January 2014, 13:53:39
*BoP engages active camo*
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Post by: ShadowRaven on 07 January 2014, 16:08:34
~ShadowRaven Goes for a more traditional camoflage choice~
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Post by: sir_spamalot on 07 January 2014, 16:33:17
And I'll hide behind this George Bush.  **A muffled George H.W. Bush growls** That's enough out of you Mr. President.
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Post by: Vash The Stampede on 07 January 2014, 23:52:17
I'll run into the street and shout FIRE FIRE!!!
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Post by: ShadowRaven on 09 January 2014, 13:52:25
~the squad of musketeers opens fire on Vash~
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Post by: sir_spamalot on 09 January 2014, 14:36:16
Those are the most violent candy bars I've ever seen.
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Post by: BirdofPrey on 09 January 2014, 21:21:32
If only they were butterfingers, they would have dropped their guns.
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 11 January 2014, 14:16:12
~ShadowRaven Goes for a more traditional camoflage choice~

Putting that bra on your head is not going to help you
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Post by: Vash The Stampede on 11 January 2014, 20:20:42
*dodges gunfire and hides in a trash can*
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 11 January 2014, 23:12:48
*the rats toss Vash out and run off with the trash can*
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 12 January 2014, 14:11:56
[Oscar the Grouch]Hey!  That's my home! [/Oscar the Grouch]
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Post by: sir_spamalot on 12 January 2014, 19:02:53
That trash can is the classiest place in the hall....
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 12 January 2014, 19:58:13
Other than my underpants
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Post by: wolfgar on 12 January 2014, 20:06:17
he said classy mopar, not gassy
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 13 January 2014, 07:20:09
Well, that was a revolting development, even by Hall standards.
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 13 January 2014, 09:48:16
he said classy mopar, not gassy

you forget the fact that I don't wear underpants  ^-^
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Post by: sir_spamalot on 13 January 2014, 13:22:26
One very excellent example of the benefits of selective memory.
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Post by: ShadowRaven on 13 January 2014, 16:03:56
one of the other benefits is.....oh hey, there's a squirrel over there. Hi Squirrel
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Post by: BirdofPrey on 13 January 2014, 17:08:00
*BoP fires a micromissile barrage at the squirrel*
Got it
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Post by: sir_spamalot on 13 January 2014, 17:22:02
Yippi ay.... yippi ay oh.... ghost squirrels on.... the moon.....
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 13 January 2014, 21:07:27
Is stem cell research legal on this Luna?  I think we need to grow Spammie a new brain. 
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Post by: BirdofPrey on 13 January 2014, 21:12:58
Sure, why not
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Post by: ShadowRaven on 13 January 2014, 21:50:52
is anything actually illegal on this moon?
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Post by: BirdofPrey on 13 January 2014, 22:11:46
Is there even  a legal system on this luna?
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Post by: Vash The Stampede on 13 January 2014, 22:58:11
Does House Steiner field only light mechs?
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Post by: Notsonoble on 14 January 2014, 00:50:05
Is stem cell research legal on this Luna?  I think we need to grow Spammie a new brain.
Growing him a new brain wouldn't help. There's no place to put it.
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Post by: BirdofPrey on 14 January 2014, 07:22:08
Then we shall grow him a new head as well.
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Post by: sir_spamalot on 14 January 2014, 11:05:52
We could use Noble's nose, there's enough room to fit all the brains on this board.... course that's also not saying much.   ;)
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 15 January 2014, 09:50:23
Does House Steiner field only light mechs?

Yes - Chargers
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 17 January 2014, 20:24:01
That is the Steiner definition of a scout 'Mech!
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 17 January 2014, 21:49:00
That is the Steiner definition of a scout 'Mech!

Yes - the ultra light scout mech

Medium scout mechs are Templars
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Post by: ShadowRaven on 18 January 2014, 00:37:19
don't know why everyone is so hard on the poor Charger. I mean it really is a universal battlemech. Look at it, it covers everything. Weight of an assault mech, speed of a heavy mech, armour of a medium mech and firepower of a light mech. It totally covers every single category of mech out there
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Post by: GreenDragon on 18 January 2014, 00:57:48
Actually, there are Battle Armor's with better firepower than the 3025 Charger.  It does have better firepower than the 1970 Charger though.
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Post by: wolfgar on 18 January 2014, 09:51:27
Yes but the 1970 Charger looks nicer and even now in pristine condition costs less than the 3025
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Post by: ShadowRaven on 18 January 2014, 16:57:35
but it doesn't come with a 'Mr. Fusion' for that you need a DeLorean
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Post by: GreenDragon on 18 January 2014, 18:49:28
Maybe not.  But with the proper modifications, it can jump any creek, and leave the sheriff in the dust.
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 19 January 2014, 21:46:35
Actually, in an equal BV game running a Charger can be fun! Especially when there is lots of terrain.
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Post by: Vash The Stampede on 19 January 2014, 22:58:08
Never used one. Been on a Battlemaster kick though. Played a game tonight with one and it killed a Rifleman pilot on turn 2
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 24 February 2014, 20:17:53
At GenCon, many moons ago, I saw a pristine BattleMaster killed by a Locust with a single machinegun hit. (Floating torso critical hit the MG ammo of the BattleMaster. Ironic as hell, really.)
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Post by: BirdofPrey on 24 February 2014, 20:52:28
I love light mech stories like that, though I still think my favorite piece of luck was my hussar's boot to the head incident.
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Post by: GreenDragon on 25 February 2014, 04:05:03
My late friend Greg created a back story for a Drac mechwarrior in the Clan Invasion Era.  He was piloting a Stinger/Locust/Some cheap Kurita 20 tonner.  And was engaged by a Daishi.  The Clanner ran on rough terrain.  Failed PSR.  Fall resulted in CT/Possible Crits leading to loss of Gyro. 
The most embarrassing (for the Clanner)/lucky (for the Drac) example of the rules possible.  20 ton L1 beats 100 Clan Omni without firing a shot.
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 27 February 2014, 23:24:00
That is a story that is hard to beat.
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 28 February 2014, 09:51:01
My late friend Greg created a back story for a Drac mechwarrior in the Clan Invasion Era.  He was piloting a Stinger/Locust/Some cheap Kurita 20 tonner.  And was engaged by a Daishi.  The Clanner ran on rough terrain.  Failed PSR.  Fall resulted in CT/Possible Crits leading to loss of Gyro. 
The most embarrassing (for the Clanner)/lucky (for the Drac) example of the rules possible.  20 ton L1 beats 100 Clan Omni without firing a shot.

We had a guy that fell in rubble and critted an ammo explosion.  Hell of funny - for us.  Not so much for him.
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 28 February 2014, 11:22:02
One of the most ironic dual deaths in old school BattleTech (3025 tech) was a game I was a part of. I was running a Thunderbolt, the other guy was running a Crusader variant (SRM's instead of LRM's). We both had engine hits. Both of our Mechs were overheated. We both unloaded on each other (last turn stupidity). We both missed with everything. Than we both lost our Mechs to ammo explosions because of heat. Epic fail for both of us.
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Post by: BirdofPrey on 01 March 2014, 19:10:58
Yeah the Boot to the head incident isn't any single crazy hit.

I was running a Hussar and managed to hit a Nightstar in the face with my PPC.  A few turns later the hussar is standing on a hill next to the nighstar and kicks it in the head.  If I remember correctly, those were the only attacks the hussar landed on that mech (can't remember if there were other attacks made)
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Post by: ShadowRaven on 01 March 2014, 19:38:09
I don't have any crazy kills. crazy deaths, yes. kills no. Like the one time I charged a mech with a far lighter mech, with the intent of shoving it off like a lvl 4 drop. Mistake. The mech I was charging, hadn't moved yet. You can imagine the rest.
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 01 March 2014, 21:28:26
I once hit a Nightstar or an Albatross with two AC/20s to the head
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Post by: ShadowRaven on 01 March 2014, 23:39:29
well, I did take out a near pristine mech with a LB 20X once, cluster hits, rolled high on the number, and something like four of them hit the head. four head hits, pilot blacks out. mech falls, unconscious pilot, five head hits. Good night, see you after the battle.
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Post by: BirdofPrey on 02 March 2014, 01:13:12
I don't have any crazy kills. crazy deaths, yes. kills no. Like the one time I charged a mech with a far lighter mech, with the intent of shoving it off like a lvl 4 drop. Mistake. The mech I was charging, hadn't moved yet. You can imagine the rest.
My favorite whoopise was when I was in the lead by a fair margin in a king of the hill game (got a bonus for being first there plus every turn up there is worth 1 more point than the previous).  I made the oh so bright decision to try and DFA with a only lightly damaged seraph only to miss and go careening 6 levels off the side of the hill and break my gyro, and thus began a 4 game streak of losing a gyro in each game.

well, I did take out a near pristine mech with a LB 20X once, cluster hits, rolled high on the number, and something like four of them hit the head. four head hits, pilot blacks out. mech falls, unconscious pilot, five head hits. Good night, see you after the battle.
For some reason when I am involved, assault mechs take a lot of head hits, take naps and fall over  Sadly this includes my own mechs including a near pristine templar that managed to have its pilot die on his first sortie.
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 02 March 2014, 18:42:57
The joys of head hits
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 16 March 2014, 01:59:17
I hated the old rules for partial cover because of all of the head hits. Ugh.
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 22 March 2014, 10:29:25
I hated the old rules for partial cover because of all of the head hits. Ugh.

Yeah those rules were rough
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 30 April 2014, 10:09:17
In Heaven there is no beer
 (No beer?!)
 That's why we drink it here
 And when we're all gone from here
 Our friends will be drinking all the beer.


 In Heaven there is no wine
 (No wine?!)
 So we drink till we feel fine
 And when we leave this all behind
 Our friends will be drinking all the wine.


 In Heaven there is no fear
 (No fear)
 So we worry too much here
 And we drink ourselves full of beer
 To help us when we deal with the fear.


 In Heaven there are no drugs
 That's why we hang with thugs
 And when the Lord pulls the plug
 All the thugs will still be selling drugs, yeah.


 Thugs and drugs
 Beer...


 In Heaven there is no sex
 (Oh no!)
 So let's do that next
 And when our muscles no longer flex
 Someone else will be having sex.


 In Heaven there are no wars
 Or cars, or movie stars
 And when we no longer are
 The world will probably still be having wars.


 What the heck! Yeah!

Sex and war,
 Bars and cars.
 Drugs, thugs,
 And delicious food.
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Post by: BirdofPrey on 30 April 2014, 18:56:47
I don't like this heaven of yours.
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 30 April 2014, 21:35:35
I believe in the FSM - we have stripper factories and beer volcanos in our heaven
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 16 May 2014, 23:55:39
If you do not like Heaven, don't go there.
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 25 May 2014, 21:11:24
I'm not planning on going to Never Neverland or a long list of imaginary places
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 28 May 2014, 21:43:56
Just off the shores of Never Land
 A hideaway at sea
 Yo Ho! Yo Ho!
 Let's Go! Let's Go!
 A pirate band outwits the plans
 Of Captain Hook and Smee
 Yo Ho! Yo Ho!
 Let's Go! Let's Go!

 The merry crew of Never Land Pirates
 Through & Through - they're jolly buccaneers
 Join with Jake and the Neverland Pirates
 Come Along - We need some volunteers.

 Jake - Ahoy!
 Izzy - Ahoy!
 Cubby - Ahoy!
 Skully - Ahoy!

 Yo-oooooO! Yo Ho!

 Jake and the Never Land Pirates
 Climb aboard, Me Hearties, and be a pirate true.
 Let's go! With Jake and the Neverland Pirates
 We'll set the course together - Come on and join the crew

 Yo ho lets go!
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Post by: sir_spamalot on 30 May 2014, 09:53:01
Nothing better on TV? ;)
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Post by: wolfgar on 30 May 2014, 10:14:56
Honestly very little that is worse.  :-\
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 04 June 2014, 22:23:08
SpongeBob. There is little worse than that.
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 06 June 2014, 20:39:36
Giants Baseball is on TV  O0
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Post by: wolfgar on 08 June 2014, 17:30:40
points at Mopar

"See i told you there was worse."
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 08 June 2014, 19:45:45
don't be hating  ;D
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 08 June 2014, 20:20:49
Could be worse. I could be a Cubs game.  :P
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 13 June 2014, 21:47:36
You could be a Cubs fan
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Post by: GreenDragon on 14 June 2014, 05:54:47
You at least have to respect Cubs fans.  Since the last time their team won the World Series, humans have fought 2 world wars, split the atom, broken the sound barrier, been to the moon, invented multiple means of instantaneous (or nearly so) worldwide communication and so many more incredible achievements.  And yet, every year, these fans go out, and continue to believe that maybe, just maybe, this year will be the one.
Truthfully, as their chief rival (lifelong Cardinals fan), if they ever not choke, and make it to the series again, I'll be cheering for them. 
Incidentally:
Completely
Useless
By
September
 ;D
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 14 June 2014, 11:10:03
I have two friends that are die-hard cubs fans. At the start of each new season I wish them better luck next year.










I have no Idea why they put up with me!   ;D
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 14 June 2014, 15:52:05
I went to a Cubs / White Sox game in Arizona - that was some great people watching  O0
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 06 August 2014, 10:34:17
Well, the Cubbies are currently having a typically sterling year....so better luck next year to the Cubbies bleacher bums!  ;)
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: wolfgar on 06 August 2014, 16:50:09
Who's gonna win this week's pre season game, Seattle or Green Bay?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 08 August 2014, 10:27:51
The broadcasters......everybody else looses.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 26 September 2014, 23:51:25
Looks like it is time to take the old moon to the moon wash and get it scrubbed sparking clean....
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: BirdofPrey on 27 September 2014, 01:20:35
I don't think it's possible to get those deep stains out.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Manticore on 28 September 2014, 16:50:15
( door opens, Manticore steps in)

Hey, folks... up in the lobby they said there was an open bar and free buffet here... and something about cheerleaders?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 10 October 2014, 21:46:51
There are cheerleaders? Where?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: BirdofPrey on 10 October 2014, 22:06:05
What?  Didn't you know the buffet menu is mostly soylent green?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Manticore on 11 October 2014, 15:40:26
ooohh, 'Zombie Chips'... whersa Guacamole? :D

and there was this blue guy on the desk, he was the one who said 'bout cheerleaders... but he might of been talking about this biiiiig, shaved, one-eyed dame. She dint look real happy..

Ok, well, so,,, there any beer around here? I brought these.. ( pulls out  a 4 of 6 of of something called 'Clanker Stout...)
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 14 October 2014, 21:44:45
Dang. Soylent cheerleaders are not cheerleaders anymore.  :(
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Manticore on 18 October 2014, 17:14:40
No, they're more like red, yellow, brown, and black colored bits of tasty goodness, wrapped in a colorful, attractive shell that should satisfy..... oh, wait; we're talking about soylent, right?

* muffled belch* my bad....
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 20 October 2014, 21:48:48
*sigh* I prefer live cheerleaders.  :'(
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: sir_spamalot on 23 October 2014, 12:46:58
That we share in common.   :D
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Manticore on 25 October 2014, 20:11:08
heh, yeah, real cheerleaders got it all over Soylent Chip Cheerleaders. Flexability is good!

Um, yer a big, pink, dragon shaped... something. Of Course you'd prefer real cheerleaders. And I think I can see why they'd prefer your company, unless.... nevermind. Some things are best left unconsidered.

Beer? And how "bout them Royals?

Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: BirdofPrey on 25 October 2014, 21:39:22
I blame achoo for this.

We need to undo the future that is achoo; then we can have living cheerleaders.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Manticore on 26 October 2014, 07:40:30
Need to clean the place up a bit, first ( kicks over a stack of empty beer cans)
Then we undo the future that is Achoo, and then we see about the cheerleaders  :D

Hmm, maybe we can get him to do a beer run... we are getting kinda low, here...
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: wolfgar on 26 October 2014, 16:04:18
"Somebody ask for beer?" Wolfgar asks towing in a wagon bearing a sealed tun.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 05 November 2014, 22:52:08
Around here people always ask for beer, if they are not demanding it, pilfering beer, plundering beer, or stealing your beer.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: wolfgar on 06 November 2014, 21:39:26
*taps the tun in the bunghole at the back of the wagon* Well then they need to get their mugs ready because I have a nice dafk here that needs drinking.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Manticore on 07 November 2014, 20:44:21
Here y'go... (pulls out a pair of 52 oz mugs, hands one to Wolfgar)
Dispense away!!
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 10 November 2014, 22:33:03
Beer 4 me Plz (I just went there!). I wonder how a mech would react to its pilot being intoxicated whilst attempting to stand with one gyro hit, and an Elemental beating on the glass of the cockpit...demanding beer from said pilot
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Manticore on 11 November 2014, 00:26:10
Meh, just modify a mech mortar to fire off beercans to get the Elementals to fibble off, then try to find something to lean against whilst attempting to stand ( I personally recommend an Urbie- they're not just for trashcans, anymore  :D)

Then leave before the Elementals realize you were honking off empty beercans..... }:)
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 11 November 2014, 10:06:24
Spam the Tonbo response team, and if that takes too long explain to the clanners that Urbanmechs are full of beer. It will briefly puzzle them, but it sounds too crazy not to pass up
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Manticore on 11 November 2014, 10:25:13
heh, 'kegs on legs'... I like it! O0
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 11 November 2014, 22:36:39
*spray paints IPA on the nearest Urbie*
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 11 November 2014, 22:53:55
Huh....the next time I fight an Urbie it may be worth it to go and step on it's foot to see if the lid opens up for me to throw trash into. Or at least an elemental or two.....
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Manticore on 11 November 2014, 23:18:56
They make nifty fondue pots, too...self heating, don't ya know.

Saaay... Who was it that had that lance of 'party tanks'? Maybe we can sell him a lance of 'legged kegs' to go with 'em- change th' AC out for a fluid gun for frat parties.... :D
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: wolfgar on 16 November 2014, 18:32:44
Meh, just modify a mech mortar to fire off beercans to get the Elementals to fibble off, then try to find something to lean against whilst attempting to stand ( I personally recommend an Urbie- they're not just for trashcans, anymore  :D)

Then leave before the Elementals realize you were honking off empty beercans..... }:)

yes, because anything else would be alcohol abuse
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Vash The Stampede on 16 November 2014, 22:17:24
They make nifty fondue pots, too...self heating, don't ya know.

Saaay... Who was it that had that lance of 'party tanks'? Maybe we can sell him a lance of 'legged kegs' to go with 'em- change th' AC out for a fluid gun for frat parties.... :D
party tanks... Like the Gultoppr?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Manticore on 17 November 2014, 18:52:38
Don't remember, is why I was asking. So, you got one sprayed IPA... Maybe one 'Stout', 'Red', an' Lager'?

And, what colors do we paint 'em in?

Dangit, where's'a pink dragon thingie when ya needs 'im? ( urp) Bet he'd know... ( waves mug under spout on tun)
Aaaand whasis 'bout the blue marsupial? hear lotsa stories, but can someone give an 'splanation 'bout it?

Takes a large draught and declaims:

Hey!!! Who snuck  in th' PPC's in the beer?! Those are Boilermakers, an' not fair!.....( falls over and begins snoring)

 :))

Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 19 November 2014, 20:00:13
*sigh* These new guys just don't have any tolerance for abusing alcohol.......
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Manticore on 22 November 2014, 16:57:04
(Rolls over, snorts, wakes up and looks at Achoo)

Oh, man, no DT's and Pink Dragons...what WAS in that last beer?!

Aaanyway, I 'member now! We need to get ahold of that merc unit 'Reed's Brew', Major Lucas Reed runs it... they're the ones what's got a star of Badger Transports kitted out as mobile party units. We could sell 'em a star of the walking kegs to go along with them, and who knows? mebbe the 'Hotbox Five' will invite us to the party, an' we can drink THEIR beer...

They gots Pizza, too....

Someone gimme a beer, please?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 01 December 2014, 18:28:45
~Hands Manticore a beer, then steals his wallet and replaces it with a lit stick of dynamite on his way back out the door~
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: wolfgar on 01 December 2014, 19:16:58
Grabs the dynamite and pinches off the fuse.

No blowing up the customers inside the bar frag it all >:D
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Clangador on 04 December 2014, 11:50:39

This thread warms my black heart!  >:D
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: BirdofPrey on 04 December 2014, 19:40:05
You should probably see a doctor about that.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Clangador on 05 December 2014, 02:35:42

I did and it's terminal.  :'(
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 13 December 2014, 21:24:18
There is a lot of that going around. It is probably for the best to just ignore it and get drunk.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: wolfgar on 14 December 2014, 11:11:58
Pours another Fusionaire laden brew.

So whats the deal with those Combine jerks and the Cats, I always did like their little visions.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 19 December 2014, 11:12:57
As a Taurian I consider anyone coreward of the Pleiades cluster to be jerks. I do not differentiate because of what "realm" they hail from. Unless you are a Federat. 8)
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: BirdofPrey on 19 December 2014, 14:13:12
I resemble that remark
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 22 December 2014, 21:35:56
*pulls out the dreaded ACME tm double barreled autoloading 1 gauge shotgun*

Are you saying that you are a Federat?  }:)
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: BirdofPrey on 23 December 2014, 02:25:45
Only when I'm not a ROM spy (the good ROM not the creepy cyborg zombie ROM)
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: GreenDragon on 23 December 2014, 03:58:02
I thought the good ROM was the dead one.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: BirdofPrey on 23 December 2014, 07:37:02
Nah, that's just the WoBbie ones.

The C* ROM are alright
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 24 January 2015, 00:48:33
But it may be better to just be sure....... }:)
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: BirdofPrey on 24 January 2015, 02:24:55
Nuke it from orbit?  That's something the MD would say
*Eyes achoo suspiciously.*
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 24 January 2015, 14:15:44
*sigh* These new guys just don't have any tolerance for abusing alcohol.......

I know.  They'll let anyone in here.

Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: BirdofPrey on 24 January 2015, 15:37:05
I think they sneak in through the holes in the wall.



Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 24 January 2015, 19:33:32
Well, Wombat has made a lot of holes in these walls. And what remains of the roof. Oh, and the floor. So I blame Wombat.  :P
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: BirdofPrey on 25 January 2015, 10:08:00
At this point I wonder if it's better described as holes in the walls or just bits of walls around the holes.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 25 January 2015, 17:47:30
Holy mackerel what happened to this place?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: GreenDragon on 26 January 2015, 03:51:44
Holy mackerel what happened to this place?
Hole-y place! what happened to this, Mackerel?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 26 January 2015, 14:20:40
Hole-y place! what happened to this, Mackerel?

Your grammar is disturbing
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 26 January 2015, 20:08:01
I got tired of rebuilding the place after each destructive events, so I am just letting the place have a badly used and abused ambiance.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 05 February 2015, 21:17:48
I got tired of rebuilding the place after each destructive events, so I am just letting the place have a badly used and abused ambiance.

So it feels like home  ;D
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 14 February 2015, 00:54:26
Pretty much. It is still in better shape than Clangluna, however. I saw it in orbit around Detroit, completely stripped and up on blocks. How they got a moon up on blocks I will never know.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 23 February 2015, 16:25:38
Pretty much. It is still in better shape than Clangluna, however. I saw it in orbit around Detroit, completely stripped and up on blocks. How they got a moon up on blocks I will never know.

Yeah that place totally went to hell. 
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: BirdofPrey on 10 May 2015, 17:27:20
Clangluna should be sold as scrap.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 10 May 2015, 20:34:08
Clangluna WAS scrap. Literally.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Taelus on 12 May 2015, 11:40:11
Did some say beer?

Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: BirdofPrey on 12 May 2015, 18:52:22
We don't have any.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 13 May 2015, 17:43:00
But somebody did say beer...........just saying.............
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 28 June 2015, 09:25:00
When I find myself in times of trouble
 Mother Mary comes to me
 Speaking words of wisdom, let it beer

 And in my hour of darkness
 She is standing right in front of me
 Speaking words of wisdom, let it beer

 Let it beer, let it beer
 Let it beer, let it beer
 Whisper words of wisdom, let it beer

 And when the brokenhearted people
 Living in the world agree
 There will be an answer, let it beer

 For though they may be parted
 There is still a chance that they will see
 There will be an answer, let it beer

 Let it beer, let it beer
 Let it beer, let it beer
 Yeah, there will be an answer, let it beer

 Let it beer, let it beer
 Let it beer, let it beer
 Whisper words of wisdom, let it beer

 Let it beer, let it beer
 Let it beer, yeah, let it beer
 Whisper words of wisdom, let it beer

 And when the night is cloudy
 There is still a light that shines on me
 Shine on until tomorrow, let it beer

 I wake up to the sound of music
 Mother Mary comes to me
 Speaking words of wisdom, let it beer

 Yeah, let it beer, let it beer
 Let it beer, yeah, let it beer
 There will be an answer, let it beer

 Let it beer, let it beer
 Let it beer, yeah, let it beer
 Whisper words of wisdom
 Let it beer
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 30 June 2015, 20:26:28
~walks by, hears some awful caterwauling, tosses a grenade in to shut it up, and carries on~
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 01 July 2015, 22:23:10
Hey! Mo dissing my drunken sing
BOOM
ing. *Thud*
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: ShadowRaven on 03 July 2015, 19:17:46
mo' dissing? Alright, it was so bad, that Paul McCartney was turning over in his grave, and he's not even dead yet.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 08 July 2015, 12:54:10
OW
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Wrangler on 09 July 2015, 08:37:21
*Neener Neener* *(CRASH)* Ambulance "arrives" at the bar and 3 med techs jump out who bare a striking resemblance to the Three Stooges* comes grab The Mighty ACHOO and puts him on a wheeled stretcher. 

Tech 1 says "No worries, Chum!  We got you covered!  Get'em to the Hospital pronto!"
Tech 2 says to Tech 1 "Hey, don't tell me what to do!" *then he get eyes poked out by Tech 1*
Tech 1 said "Okay okay!"  *Then pulls him in with Tech 3 as he tries reattached his thinning hair from being caught in ambulance door.

*The ambulance drives off as back doors swings open dragging the wheeled stretcher hanging by the bumper with The Mighty ACHOO strapped to it away.*

*Wrangler moseying in to bar*  Howdy, I didn't know this was a drive thru establishment?  Where do you get the brews?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 09 July 2015, 14:41:37
(Five minutes later Achoo crawls back into the bar underneath the mangled stretcher.)  #P
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 05 September 2015, 07:50:20
Man this place is rough on a Saturday morning
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 07 September 2015, 20:17:44
It isn't all that friendly to a Monday evening either.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 08 September 2015, 04:27:40
On Monday evening aren't you gutter balling at the Mid West Bowl-O-Rama and Discount Chicken Shaq? 
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Wrangler on 08 September 2015, 08:43:46
I thought it was Bingo night for old marsupials.  Where their using dynamite whenever some hits bingo.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 08 September 2015, 16:10:10
It was "Make Achoo's Life Miserable" day. The Holiday, which I had off, ended and I had to get mentally ready for going back to work. It sucked because the weekend didn't.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 09 September 2015, 08:12:05
could be worse.  You could be wearing exploding pants
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: BirdofPrey on 09 September 2015, 17:30:48
Those already exploded
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Wrangler on 09 September 2015, 20:34:14
There also the underwear.  :-X
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: BirdofPrey on 09 September 2015, 20:54:40
under where?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 11 September 2015, 09:08:06
Don't know under where, or even where the where is let alone why it is under where.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: BirdofPrey on 11 September 2015, 09:40:23
Under where?
Under there.
Under there!?
Underwear.
Outerwear?
Over there?
Over where?
On that chair.
On the bear!?
Just the spare.
and your hair?
Down the stair.
That's not fair.
Well don't just stare.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Wrangler on 11 September 2015, 10:59:03
I shall not stair, over there.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 11 September 2015, 11:29:35
Wherever there is don't stare there, unless there is a stair than I don't care.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 13 September 2015, 14:09:47
Will lost the will to write his will. 

English sucks
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Wrangler on 13 September 2015, 14:14:33
But will Bill, who also known as Will want to read his last will before giving to a marsupial lawyer with an explosive pen?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 13 September 2015, 14:18:08
But will Bill, who also known as Will want to read his last will before giving to a marsupial lawyer with an explosive pen?

Will Bill will Will his will or send him a bill?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 14 September 2015, 21:27:35
Whatever.  }:)
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 15 September 2015, 11:52:54
Bad day at Wally World?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Wrangler on 15 September 2015, 12:08:30
Bad day at Wally World?
Given the movie bombed and they water the BEER!  I'd say so.  [madflame]
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 15 September 2015, 16:18:18
Given the movie bombed and they water the BEER!  I'd say so.  [madflame]

Are we talking about the same thing?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 15 September 2015, 19:11:15
Somehow I don't think so. We are thinking Wally World (aka Wal*Mart) while he is thinking Walley World (aka Vacation).




Both suck.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 16 September 2015, 09:28:39
Correct.

The GF likes shopping at Wally World and I can't stand it
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Wrangler on 16 September 2015, 11:17:03
Sorry..Meant the movie, but the pun was not that fun.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 16 September 2015, 20:15:34
Pun fun under the sun
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 17 September 2015, 16:29:15
Be -double E double are you-N-beer run
Be -double E double are you-N-beer run
All we need is a ten and five-er,
Car and key and a sober driver,
Be -double E double are you-N-beer run
A couple of frat guys from abilene
Drove out all night to see Robert Earl Keen
At the K-pei swine and sworay dance-
They wore baseball caps and khaki pants-
They wanted cigarettes-so to save a little money-
They got one from this hippie who smelt kina funny
And-next thing they knew they were both pretty hungry-
And pretty thirsty tooo

be -double E double are you-N-beer run
Be -double E double are you-N-beer are you-unn
All we need is a ten and five-er,
Car and key and a sober driver,
Be -double E double are you-N-beer run

found a store with a sign-said
There beer was coldest-so they sent
In Brad- cause he looked the oldest
-he got a case of beer and a candy bar
-walked over to where all them registers are
Laid his fake id on the countertop
The clerk looked, he turned up, he looked he stopped.
He said "son, I'm not gonna call the cops, but I'm gonna
Have to keep this card"-
The guys both took it pretty haard

be -double E double are you-N-beer run
Be -double E double are you-N-beer are you-un
Oh how happy we would be-
Had we only brought a better fake id
Be -double E double are you-N-beer run

they found this nother old hippie named
Sleepie john-claimed to be the one from the Robert
Earl Keen song
So they gave him all their cash-he bought em some brew
-was a beautiful day out in Santa Cruz
They were feelin' so good it shoulda been a crime-
The crowd was cool and the band was prime
They made it back up front to their seats just in time
So they could sing with all their friends
They sang-"the rode goes on forever and the party
Never eends"

be -double E double are you-N-beer run
All we need is a ten and a five-er car and
Key and a sober driver
Be -double E double are you-N-beer run

Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: BirdofPrey on 17 September 2015, 17:42:05
I think Achoo's brain my be malfunctioning.
Has anyone tried turning him off then on again?
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Post by: Wrangler on 17 September 2015, 18:35:45
Where would the on and off switch be located?  :o
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 18 September 2015, 11:53:27
 }:)
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 19 September 2015, 10:48:22
You cannot turn off Achoo - he's like the Energizer Bunny
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Post by: Wrangler on 19 September 2015, 11:05:31
Doesnt Wombat specialize in shutting him down?
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 19 September 2015, 11:08:25
No. Stealing my pants, running me over with marching bands, dropping anvils on me, yes. Shutting me down, no.
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Post by: BirdofPrey on 19 September 2015, 12:17:12
So we have to wait till he performs an illegal operation and must be shut down?

*hands Achoo a scalpel*
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: GreenDragon on 20 September 2015, 03:51:21
So we have to wait till he performs an illegal operation and must be shut down?

*hands Achoo a scalpel*
This is what "like" buttons exist for.  You sir have won the internet.  [applause]
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 21 September 2015, 22:26:19
There is no way to win the internet. Who would honestly want the headache of owning it? It would be worse that owning the Salohma Club!
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Wrangler on 22 September 2015, 06:14:52
Could be worse, you could sell the Salohma Club to the Wombat see if he gets a headache.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 22 September 2015, 14:25:51
Thought about it, but I refused to take Monopoly money as a form of payment.
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Post by: Wrangler on 01 December 2015, 18:54:08
Given the how wrecked the bar gets, your going need as much money in any form as you can get. :)
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 02 December 2015, 21:15:42
Naw, I just have the bar mass produced as modular components. The MechWarrior Bar went Onmi a long time ago. If it gets too blown up in one location we just open up a new one on some property I already have. While the "new" bar is getting "broken in" the old one is removed, the site prepped and repaired as necessary to allow the installation of a "new" bar after the old one has been reduced to rubble.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 03 December 2015, 14:45:51
Plus he cleans it with a flame thrower
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Post by: Wrangler on 04 December 2015, 09:29:45
Plus he cleans it with a flame thrower
Those flame throwers are popular with the kids.

Flamers aren't as cool.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 05 December 2015, 00:00:10
Actually I kind of like using Plasma cannons. Nothing like flaming loogies of death and destruction to get rid of things.
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Post by: BirdofPrey on 05 December 2015, 00:28:47
Almost as good as boiling hot magma
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 05 December 2015, 22:02:03
Easier to control though.........
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Post by: wolfgar on 20 December 2015, 18:24:58
or at least easier to aim
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Post by: Wrangler on 21 December 2015, 20:09:32
Well Plasma Cannons are great for spreading the love and holiday cheer to all the good boys and girls of the infantry platoons.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 22 December 2015, 13:03:21
I thought that was what Piranhas were for  ???
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 22 December 2015, 21:55:51
You can spread the joy and holiday warmth of the plasma from beyond the range of their weapons.
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Post by: Wrangler on 24 December 2015, 23:06:01
Not if it's Arrow IV.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: BirdofPrey on 24 December 2015, 23:25:12
I used to be a freelance mechwarrior like you.
Then I took an Arrow IV to the lower leg actuator.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: GreenDragon on 25 December 2015, 06:07:49
I used to be a freelance mechwarrior like you.
Then I took an Arrow IV to the lower leg actuator.
You sir, win the internet!
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 26 December 2015, 13:39:36
You sir, win the internet!

Talk about a Booby Prize
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: BirdofPrey on 26 December 2015, 15:36:15
Well I do like boobies, so it's okay.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 26 December 2015, 22:05:35
HERE is a nice pair of boobies for you!
http://ibc.lynxeds.com/files/pictures/IMG_1715.jpg (http://ibc.lynxeds.com/files/pictures/IMG_1715.jpg)
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 27 December 2015, 17:36:21
HERE is a nice pair of boobies for you!
http://ibc.lynxeds.com/files/pictures/IMG_1715.jpg (http://ibc.lynxeds.com/files/pictures/IMG_1715.jpg)

Those are big boobies - just the way I like them
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Clangador on 17 January 2016, 03:26:48
Right. Take that right out the airlock...
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Post by: Wrangler on 17 January 2016, 08:41:08
I'm surrounded by bunch of boobs!  :D
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 17 January 2016, 14:05:51
Well, that is better than being surrounded by ******!
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Post by: Clangador on 17 January 2016, 15:57:23

I just hate it when I'm surrounded by typing myself.
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 18 January 2016, 01:08:20
Type casting?
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Post by: BirdofPrey on 18 January 2016, 01:18:58
Cast typing?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 18 January 2016, 01:39:49
As long as you are not trying to type while wearing a cast it's all good!
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Wrangler on 18 January 2016, 11:46:43
Well, if there beer involved, the cast may make it easier to type with steadier hand.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Clangador on 18 January 2016, 12:06:42
Why do people keep typing cast?
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Post by: Wrangler on 18 January 2016, 16:10:13
Why do people keep typing cast?
Were trying cast in on the money.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 19 January 2016, 23:17:41
I think most of you need a typing class
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 20 January 2016, 23:53:24
Complains the one who needs a spell checker..... :P
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 21 January 2016, 14:34:40
Complains the one who needs a spell checker..... :P

Needs?  Needs is not a strong enough word.   ;D
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 21 January 2016, 21:20:48
 O0
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 22 January 2016, 15:18:50
Luckily Safari corrects these things for me so I only look like half of a ******
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Post by: Clangador on 22 January 2016, 20:24:59
Luckily Safari corrects these things for me so I only look like half of a ******

You're going on Safari?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 23 January 2016, 12:11:50
You're going on Safari?

Yes I'll be Clang hunting in the great white North. 


Well it's actually not that great
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Wrangler on 23 January 2016, 12:28:13
Yes I'll be Clang hunting in the great white North East


Well it's actually not that great
Therre I fixed that for you.   I'm sure they'll ship snow to you if you like.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 23 January 2016, 22:14:07
Oh I had to fly into NYC one January when they had so much snow that they were dumping it in the river to try keep the streets semi-clear. 
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 27 January 2016, 00:28:39
Snow Way Dudely!  ^-^
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 28 January 2016, 15:07:49
Yes way.

I is a world traveller after all
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: BirdofPrey on 28 January 2016, 15:10:48
and the world allows this?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 28 January 2016, 15:14:32
Yes - even the scary third world
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 28 January 2016, 19:13:28
I think the world allows it because it hope he gets accidentally misplaced somewhere along the line. Just a theory, but I think it is solid!
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: BirdofPrey on 28 January 2016, 19:23:11
That's a terrible plan
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Clangador on 02 February 2016, 01:56:06
It hailed so hard here the other day it looked like snow in the ground.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 02 February 2016, 12:21:35
Well, the weather today is pretty sterling. Rain turning into ice when it hits the ground.  #P
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 02 February 2016, 13:50:09
I think the world allows it because it hope he gets accidentally misplaced somewhere along the line. Just a theory, but I think it is solid!

Well I hope you get stuck in China with one chopstick  ;D ;)
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Wrangler on 02 February 2016, 22:13:52
Well, the weather today is pretty sterling. Rain turning into ice when it hits the ground.  #P
It's nearly in the 60s where I am, its suppose to be in like the 20-30s.  I have count my blessings, but i'll bet be bad in Summer.  #P
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 03 February 2016, 10:35:13
All we ask for is rain
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 03 February 2016, 23:24:03
Climate is what you expect. Weather is what you get.
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 04 February 2016, 16:45:00
Climate is what you expect. Weather is what you get.

That's not true in outer space
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Post by: BirdofPrey on 04 February 2016, 18:00:05
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_weather
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Post by: Wrangler on 04 February 2016, 19:34:36
The you get orbital bombardment "raining" all sorts of interesting stuff.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 05 February 2016, 00:30:35
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_weather

I stand by my statement.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 05 February 2016, 12:41:24
meteor showers are not weather
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Post by: Wrangler on 05 February 2016, 23:26:52
*From the sky as meteor show rapidly land in Achoo's bar front yard!  Big explosive rip up Achoo's front yard with him along with it.*

That's bit of hard rain i gather.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Clangador on 06 February 2016, 04:00:06
meteor showers are not weather

Well, on this planet anyways.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 06 February 2016, 13:08:47
Achoo showers in meteors
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 08 February 2016, 13:16:54
At least I take a shower................. O:-)
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 08 February 2016, 16:49:30
His Holiness does not require a shower. I have Uber Nuns that sponge bath me  O:-) 8)
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: BirdofPrey on 08 February 2016, 21:02:08
"...And so it came to pass that the Countess, who once bathed in the rejuvenating blood of a hundred virgins, was buried alive...And her castle in which so many cruel deeds took place fell rapidly into ruin. Rising over the buried dungeons in that god-forsaken wilderness, a solitary tower, like some monument to Evil, is all that remains.
The Countess' fortune was believed to be divided among the clergy, although some say that more remains unfound, still buried alongside the rotting skulls that bear mute witness to the inhumanity of the human creature."
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 08 February 2016, 23:19:38
Did I walk into a D&D post?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Wrangler on 08 February 2016, 23:21:53
You may have stepped in something...darn dog.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 08 February 2016, 23:47:53
You may have stepped in something...darn dog.

I have 9 I guess I should expect it
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 10 February 2016, 00:04:02
Whatever you do, do not follow in Mopar's footsteps! He stepped in something naaaaaaaaasty!
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 11 February 2016, 12:38:20
Whatever you do, do not follow in Mopar's footsteps! He stepped in something naaaaaaaaasty!

True.  I better go clean the yard  :-\
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 11 February 2016, 16:20:09
Do you need a power washing? Something like a huge firefighting helicopter full of nice fresh water? That should wash things down nicely!
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Clangador on 11 February 2016, 19:49:33
Mopar's got a pretty big place. You might need a small sea to wash it.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 11 February 2016, 19:57:39
Mopar's got a pretty big place. You might need a small sea to wash it.

I just mowed the back 40
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Wrangler on 11 February 2016, 20:26:15
Just set fire to it, that will clean the messy yard up for sure.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 12 February 2016, 13:35:36
If you burn it we will keep the water on standby!  O0
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: BirdofPrey on 12 February 2016, 14:14:59
*has secretly replaced all the water with 90% ethanol*
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 14 February 2016, 20:59:12
*Hey! That's a waste of perfectly good alcohol! Cycle it through the kidneys first!  O0*
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Wrangler on 15 February 2016, 20:03:22
<Wrangler watch a certain Wombat...sneak behind Achoo and plug in Acme (TM) alcohol transfer unit to a Achoo's beer stein.>

Hey...you may not want to drink that...
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 16 February 2016, 15:12:18
He'd drink rubbing alcohol
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 16 February 2016, 18:00:38
Nope. Rubbing alcohol rubs me the wrong way.  O0
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 16 February 2016, 18:06:31
Plus I think it would make you go blind
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Clangador on 17 February 2016, 20:34:27
I just mowed the back 40

With your teeth?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: BirdofPrey on 17 February 2016, 21:47:05
nobody told me he was a cow
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 17 February 2016, 23:28:55
With your teeth?

The Garden Tractor you ninny
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Wrangler on 18 February 2016, 23:44:00
Mopar powered Lawn mower.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 19 February 2016, 07:19:59
If you have a garden big enough to need a tractor it isn't a garden. It's a farm.  ^-^
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Post by: Clangador on 27 February 2016, 00:50:03
Don't bother Mopar with details like that.
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 27 February 2016, 10:36:42
If you have a garden big enough to need a tractor it isn't a garden. It's a farm.  ^-^

It's over 17 acres but luckily I only need to mow about 2 of it
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Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 29 February 2016, 20:37:52
......................What's growing on the other 15 acres that don't need mowing?
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Post by: Wrangler on 29 February 2016, 22:49:21
Properly DropShips spouting out of the hidden bunker under the grassy Noll.
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 29 February 2016, 23:40:29
......................What's growing on the other 15 acres that don't need mowing?
Alfalfa.  I lease that portion out to a farmer.  He cuts it about 6 times a year.  It puts a few pennies in my pocket. 
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 01 March 2016, 13:41:37
So technically you have somebody else mow that part of your yard every once in a while and make him pay you to let him do it! Nice!
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Post by: truetanker on 01 March 2016, 20:54:46
I've never seen 5-leafed Alfalfa before... what does your farmer friend do with it?

 O:-)

TT
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Post by: Clangador on 01 March 2016, 22:57:58
So technically you have somebody else mow that part of your yard every once in a while and make him pay you to let him do it! Nice!

So you own a Plantation? 
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 02 March 2016, 00:15:36
So technically you have somebody else mow that part of your yard every once in a while and make him pay you to let him do it! Nice!

That part is nice but refinancing it was not nice.  Seems this makes it a Hobby Farm and most lenders can't touch it.  Best rate I could get was 4.5% on 15 years - that with a credit rating over 800

As they say no good deed goes unpunished. 
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 03 March 2016, 20:30:52
I've never seen 5-leafed Alfalfa before... what does your farmer friend do with it?

 O:-)

TT

Five leafed Alfalfa........*snicker*
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Post by: MoparMessiah on 06 March 2016, 00:16:00
Alfalfa is dead.  So is Spanky
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 08 March 2016, 23:16:27
But...but....but...who is in charge of the He-Man Womun Haters Club now?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: truetanker on 09 March 2016, 18:13:23
Our loveable Herb Beas.

TT

{fixed}
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: HABeas2 on 11 March 2016, 00:35:39
Our loveable Herb Breas.


Who?

-
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: truetanker on 11 March 2016, 21:07:49
 [rockon]

TT
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 12 March 2016, 13:54:22
WOW! He does exist! And he actually was paying attention.......................don't say his name three times. It might be bad.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: HABeas2 on 12 March 2016, 16:25:45
Uh... WAS that supposed to be my name?

- Herb
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 14 March 2016, 22:04:17
Nope. Never said your name even once. That was somebody else! Honest!
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: HABeas2 on 15 March 2016, 04:34:46
WOW! He does exist! And he actually was paying attention.......................don't say his name three times. It might be bad.

No, that's Candyman and/or Bloody Mary.

My name said three times is just a sign that I'm not really paying attention...

-
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 15 March 2016, 23:20:21
ooooooooooooooooooh. Same as always then. Never mind.  :P
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: BirdofPrey on 16 March 2016, 02:05:51
Beetlejuice
Beetlejuice
Beetlejuice
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Post by: Wrangler on 16 March 2016, 07:55:55
Least someone not saying "Wombat" three times, he may end up coming by for visit and we'll never get rid of him.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: truetanker on 16 March 2016, 14:47:29
Wombat...
Wombat...
Wombat...

Wombat...
Wombat...
Wombat...

Wombat...
Wombat...
Wombat...

 8)
TT
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: BirdofPrey on 16 March 2016, 19:25:00
*sigh*

I'll prepare the nukes and notify the ambulance weasels
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 19 March 2016, 00:21:54
No, that's Candyman and/or Bloody Mary.

My name said three times is just a sign that I'm not really paying attention...

-

Come on- if anyone belongs in the "Hee Mans Woman Haters Club it needs to be you  ;D ;)
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: HABeas2 on 19 March 2016, 00:30:47
Come on- if anyone belongs in the "Hee Mans Woman Haters Club it needs to be you  ;D ;)

As I reminded others recently, I don't hate women any more than the rest of humanity. I'm just not interested in "relations" any more.

-
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 19 March 2016, 00:42:07
As I reminded others recently, I don't hate women any more than the rest of humanity. I'm just not interested in "relations" any more.

-

Herb - I'll give you an out but I have seen some Facebook posts about you X.

Just remember you are our hero and we support you through thick and thin.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 24 March 2016, 00:41:54
[Nervous supportive smile]
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: HABeas2 on 24 March 2016, 13:19:19
Herb - I'll give you an out but I have seen some Facebook posts about you X.

Slash fiction? About me? That's... quite disturbing really.

[Nervous supportive smile]

 ???

-
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 24 March 2016, 14:21:16
 ;)
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 25 March 2016, 15:40:00
It's all good in the hood
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 28 March 2016, 20:40:27
Wherever the heck the hood happens to be..... 8)
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Wrangler on 28 March 2016, 21:17:26
Isn't the hood what the Wombat wears when he not wearing your pants or assorted underwear?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 29 March 2016, 11:38:14
No, that is a kilt he stole from the now long missing Trueheart. He used to live under there.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 31 March 2016, 19:11:39
Hood - neighborhood
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 01 April 2016, 18:39:14
So a hoodlum would be a neighborhood chimney? (I am not going anywhere near the urban definition of lum. Nope. Leaving that one alone.)
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 03 April 2016, 13:21:48
QUE?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: truetanker on 03 April 2016, 17:15:12
He means either the slum, aka Da Hood or Snow Raven's Lum, being radioactive from combat and all.

TT
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 04 April 2016, 12:38:10
I'm still confused but that's normal
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Wrangler on 04 April 2016, 18:00:53
I'm still confused but that's normal
Well, we continue to spin our wheels a bit.  I blame the booze myself.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 04 April 2016, 21:41:07
I blame Blain Pardoe's writers Fiat. Stupid Fiat.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: BirdofPrey on 05 April 2016, 04:00:27
Well, we continue to spin our wheels a bit.  I blame the booze myself.
Put your floor mats under the tires
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 05 April 2016, 07:40:23
That assumes he has floor mats. Or cares to get them messed up. Sometimes spinning your tires is fun!
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 05 April 2016, 14:04:25
I blame Blain Pardoe's writers Fiat. Stupid Fiat.

Is it a Fiat 500?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 06 April 2016, 11:46:26
nope. A Fiat 124
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Wrangler on 06 April 2016, 14:20:57
I thought you meant this kind of Fiat.

(http://battletech.cavaliercavalry.com/images/mrules/MiniatureRules0046.jpg)
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 07 April 2016, 12:25:12
nope. A Fiat 124

I see your Fiat 124 and raise you a Fiat 128
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 07 April 2016, 18:08:53
I would take the 128 over the 124 any day of the week. At least you could get the 128 wet without it rusting apart.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 08 April 2016, 00:15:56
They both used the same Soviet steel
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 18 April 2016, 00:09:35
That was the Russian-built Lada POS-mobiles. By comparison they actually had good steel.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: BirdofPrey on 18 April 2016, 00:11:29
What?  A new avatar; have we finally undone the future that is Achoo?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 18 April 2016, 11:42:42
Change is good. As for the change itself....it just sort of suggested itself. It's Pink-Achoooo!
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: BirdofPrey on 18 April 2016, 12:12:36
Pikachoo
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Wrangler on 18 April 2016, 19:01:00
Need put him on stronger cold medicine.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 18 April 2016, 19:49:25
Ohhhhhhhhh! Will it have alcohol and side effects?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: truetanker on 18 April 2016, 19:59:53
* Has real Moonshine.... won't share *

TT
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 18 April 2016, 20:07:04
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!   :D  Moooooooooooonshine! Real rot gut stuff?  8)  GimmeGimmeGimmeGimmeGimmeGimme!  >:D
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: truetanker on 18 April 2016, 20:12:45
I could send you a bottle, but the US Postal Services won't allow such things...

Now IF you do happen to come to GENCON, I could get a gallon or so for ya.  8)

TT

Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 18 April 2016, 20:15:13
:( Alas I will not be able to make it to Gencon yet again this year. Seventh year in a row.......damnit!
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: truetanker on 18 April 2016, 20:17:53
Maybe someone else could pony express it to you...

And I'll leave that as final answer.

On the other hand, have we cleaned out the Pouch of Timeless Doom lately?

TT
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 18 April 2016, 20:20:48
I go nowhere near there.........it's too easy to get lost in there. The exits are not clearly marked......
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: truetanker on 18 April 2016, 20:38:27
Jeez old man, change the lightbulbs already/

TT
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 18 April 2016, 21:21:33
Take that up with Wombat. His pouch, his problem. And because Wombat cannot read his exit signs are just weird and only really understood by Wombat.


Sometimes.


If Wombat bothers to pay attention.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 01 May 2016, 23:47:11
:( Alas I will not be able to make it to Gencon yet again this year. Seventh year in a row.......damnit!

How far is it for you?  When is it this year?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 02 May 2016, 22:02:06
300 some odd miles, August 4
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: truetanker on 03 May 2016, 22:45:55
2 hours by plane...

TT
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 03 May 2016, 23:54:58
That would require something called money........... :'(
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: truetanker on 05 May 2016, 21:55:11
Do you really need that kidney?  8)

TT
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 07 May 2016, 07:59:36
Yes. Yes, I do.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 15 May 2016, 04:48:13
oh its a hop ,skip and a jump for you

Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 15 May 2016, 20:41:54
I wish it was only that.   :'(
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 15 May 2016, 22:59:46
That would require something called money........... :'(

What is this thing you call money?

 ;D
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Wrangler on 16 May 2016, 11:52:22
Its stuff coming out the printer with numbers on them.  I don't know why they keep printing, but everyone thinks it get you stuff.  Who am i to disagree with them?  :D
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 16 May 2016, 18:21:17
I don't know. I have heard of money. I have a pittance. Is that money? Because there isn't much of it.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 16 May 2016, 23:20:11
Right now I have

Chinese RMB
Hong Kong Dollars
US Dollars

on me
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: truetanker on 17 May 2016, 12:37:48
What about the coinage, Mopar?

TT
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 17 May 2016, 22:18:48
I have bills. Not dollar bills, the other kind of bills that say I have to pay dollar bills to somebody else.  ::)
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 18 May 2016, 10:38:05
What about the coinage, Mopar?

TT
At the time there was 2RMB in coins
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: truetanker on 18 May 2016, 18:42:09
Must be fake, we want demand a selfie of those pockets!

TT
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 19 May 2016, 19:00:49
Can we just get a selfie of the money instead. Getting a selfie of the pocket would be like getting a selfie in Wombat's pouch.   ;D
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 23 May 2016, 16:11:38
I'm at corporate headquarters today - have to take money pictures later
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 24 May 2016, 09:51:45
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Corporate headquarters...................... #P
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 26 May 2016, 12:04:24
It's not so bad.

It's the 3:10 hour drive there and the 3:30 to 4 hour drive to get home that sucks.

But hey we have free food and drink and snacks  O0
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 28 May 2016, 09:02:36
As far as they are concerned they are the center of the universe.

Been there, done that, glad I don't have to deal with it anymore.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 07 June 2016, 14:32:04
They might be the center of the internet, but it's Apple that thinks they are the center of everything
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 08 June 2016, 21:19:15
Meh.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 18 July 2016, 10:17:59
What is Meh?  Is it "I don't give a shit"?  or is it "You suck"  What is it supposed to mean? 
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 18 July 2016, 21:15:16
Indifference; to be used when one simply does not care. That's the definition.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: BirdofPrey on 19 July 2016, 00:08:32
https://youtu.be/CxK_nA2iVXw
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 19 July 2016, 11:19:01
Hmmmmm. Apparently he had strong feelings about not having an strong feelings.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: BirdofPrey on 19 July 2016, 14:26:24
All I know is my heart says "maybe"
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 19 July 2016, 16:12:12
I don't listen to my heart much anymore. It has led me astray too many times in the past for me to trust it.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: BirdofPrey on 20 July 2016, 06:34:06
Maybe you should buy a new one.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 20 July 2016, 10:23:40
It would just blacken
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 20 July 2016, 19:38:21
Maybe you should buy a new one.

One cannot just "buy" a new heart. You must look for someone who has one genetically compatible, stalk them until you know their patterns, hunt them down and rip their heart out............oops. Never mind.............
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: BirdofPrey on 21 July 2016, 01:23:18
What?  Don't you have minions you pay allow to live to do all that for you?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 22 July 2016, 20:52:02
I don't have minions. I have a cute little dog named Cuddles but she isn't all that good at doing anything other than looking cute, looking confused, looking excited because she is getting a treat, running around in circles excited because I am putting food in her bowl, running outside to chase rabbits bigger than her and looking distraught and contrite because I found where she piddled on the floor.



Does that count?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: truetanker on 23 July 2016, 06:39:50
Sounds a lot like Wombat, is Cuddles blue by chance?

TT
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 23 July 2016, 16:30:27
Nope. She is a very cute yellow brown Pug Zu (half pug, half shih Tzu) who kind of looks like a little lion (complete with a mane) and a very furry hooked tail. She is really cute, and knows it all too well. She originally was my now deceased mother's last dog. She named her, not I. But the name fits.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: wolfgar on 23 July 2016, 19:15:57
Oh gods, i picked a horriblemarvelous day to return to Achooluna. We discuss dogs, one of the five i have at home looks like you took a yellow lab and cut it off at the knees.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 24 July 2016, 20:44:15
Why would you have done such a thing?  :D
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: wolfgar on 06 August 2016, 16:55:13
Because he is short, lovable and swims well
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 06 August 2016, 18:48:45
So he is a Stubbydor?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 09 August 2016, 09:12:54
Why would you have done such a thing?  :D

Is his name Stubby? 
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Wrangler on 09 August 2016, 11:22:14
Why would you have done such a thing?  :D
I'm sure it was cosmetic surgery.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 09 August 2016, 11:28:13
sounds like a Clan breeding program to me
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 09 August 2016, 22:40:18
Not even the clans would.........never mind. Just......never mind. :-X
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 10 August 2016, 00:22:23
Not even the clans would.........never mind. Just......never mind. :-X

Yes they would.  They are the same guys that say "Damn my sister's hot"
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 11 August 2016, 00:37:36
Just..........never mind.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 11 August 2016, 19:20:43
[Chris Rock] Come ON!  You know you wanna do it![/Chris Rock]
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 12 August 2016, 22:50:35
Nope. Not from.............................nope. Not going there.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 14 August 2016, 23:51:20
[Cartman] Go on home you big chicken [/Cartman]
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 15 August 2016, 14:39:23
Just not going there. I have Standards. I will admit that they are not very high standards, but I still have them.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 17 August 2016, 12:27:42
Standards?  Standards?  We don't need no stinking Standards!
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Wrangler on 17 August 2016, 20:59:08
A Mopar guy who doesn't like Standards?  Car's Automatic shifters are for noobies. ;)
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 18 August 2016, 20:14:19
Mopar's standards are nonstandard and it is difficult to get replacement parts for them.  O0
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 18 August 2016, 22:18:18
A Mopar guy who doesn't like Standards?  Car's Automatic shifters are for noobies. ;)

I haven't kept up on the latest "We are too stupid to figure out how to put a car in PARK" news.  Don't effect me as I try to only own manuals
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: truetanker on 20 August 2016, 15:06:14
I haven't kept up on the latest "We are too stupid to figure out how to put a car in PARK" news.  Don't effect me as I try to only own manuals

Says the man as he parks his hoverround.

TT
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: wolfgar on 20 August 2016, 16:54:57
Is his name Stubby?

Actually his name is Odin, of course none of the other dogs have a god's name, now the cats on the other hand;

Artemis
Pandora
Morpheus
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 22 August 2016, 11:20:33
Actually his name is Odin, of course none of the other dogs have a god's name, now the cats on the other hand;

Artemis
Pandora
Morpheus

My first dog was named Odin.

The next were:
Magni
Freya
Modi
All Norse Gods

Then there was Bobke - Bob for short.

All of them are departed except Modi
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 22 August 2016, 23:26:29
My current dog is named Cuddles.



Don't laugh. My dear departed Mother named her.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 13 September 2016, 12:28:31
My current dog is named Cuddles.



Don't laugh. My dear departed Mother named her.


Nothing wrong with that
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 13 September 2016, 17:08:02
i call her Puddles, for obvious reasons.  ^-^
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 13 September 2016, 18:01:31
OH!  I have some dogs like that  :-X
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 14 September 2016, 10:08:41
Hey, man, what are you really into? Huh?

 The elusive butterfly has just tiptoed past my door
 My bonny likes the Yankees, she says "hey t-bone what's the score?"
 I say "well, Randie, ahh... 1 and 1 and 3 and 25 is 6 to 4"
 Is the left wing really pinko? Colonel Sanders, what a bore.
 You ask so many questions, what answers should I choose?
 Is it schizoid paranoia or just existential blues?

 The amenities of life have been chasing my soul
 And my mind is transcendental, and I'm losing all control
 And I'm sinking in the quagmire of illusions and Thoreau
 I cry out "My name is T-Bone" as a hound dog digs a hole.
 You ask so many questions, what answers should I choose?
 Is this Plato's heebie-jeebies or just existential blues?

 Sailing, sailing, what is illusion, what is truth?
 Sailing, sailing, over the existential blues.
 God bless America, and Old Glory too.
 May she always wave o'er us with the red, white and existential
 blues. Hey!

 Bah-bidah-bah bidah-bidam-bom bida-bom-bida-bom dah-ang-i-dang-dang ding
 The existential blues.
 Hey you can do what you want but lay off my existential blues
 My blue suede existential blues.

 I was on a QUEST to dream the impossible dream
 Walking down the road one day, doo-dah, doo-dah
 I was walking down the road
 I was looking for the truth of life
 When I came across all these little people, little people
 Little people all around me.

 They looked up at me and said "Hey Mister, are you tall?"
 And I said "Yes I'm tall, but who are you weird little wonders?"
 And they looked up at me with their big bloodshot eyes and said
 "We are the lollipop kids, the lollipop kids, the lollipop kids
 We are the lollipop kids, we'd like to welcome you to munchkin land."

 I said "Hey, hey, weird little wonders, I am on a quest to dream the impossible dream
 Walking on the road one day, doo-dah, doo-dah"
 I said "Hey kids I'm looking for the truth of life...
 Where do I go? Who do I see?"

 "Slow down mister. In order to find the truth of life, one must
 see THE WIZARD!"
 I said "The WIZARD????" Well where does this wizard oh wise one live?"
 "You see the big green glow-in-the-dark house up on the hill?
 I said "Yes, I see the big green glow-in-the-dark house up on the hill"
 With the big dark forest between me and the big green glow-in-the-dark
 house up on the hill. And a little old lady on a Hoover vacuum
 cleaner going "I'll get you my little pretty, and your dog Toto too!"
 I don't even HAVE a little dog Toto...

 Such predicaments! I must forge ahead to dream the impossible dream
 Walking down the road one day, doo-dah, doo-dah
 I must find the truth of life
 I said "but you know kids, I can handle the big green glow-in-the-
 dark house up on the hill, I can handle the dark forest, I can
 handle the little old lady and the very strange road they're
 sending me down... I've seen yellow stripes in the middle of the
 road, but kids, never quite that wide!"

 Alright, tighten your shorts pilgrim, and sing like the Duke:
 Follow the yellow brick road (come on!)
 Follow the yellow brick road (everybody sing!)
 Follow follow follow follow follow
 Follow the yellow brick road
 If ever a wonderful Wiz there was, the Wizard of Oz is
 one because because because because because because
 Because of the wonderful things he does.
 La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, ha-ha
 We're off to see the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Oz.

 Well, I got a little bit tired of
 Walking down the road one day, doooo-dahhhhh, dooooo-daaaaahhhhhh.
 A little bit tired of walking down this old blinding yellow
 brick road
 So I pulled my little tired body off to a little rest area,
 And lo and behold there's a little field of little red
 flowers out there
 [Sniff] Smells so good. Whoa! I was gettin' pretty tired.
 Smells so good [sniff]
 Well I'll just stretch out in this little field of...
 poppies poppies poppies poppies poppies poppies ....
 Hey, what a strange dream man, you know
 The little red flowers just smell awfully good
 And I was really tired and old wizard's just going to have to wait, man.
 'Cause I'm just gonna stretch out again in this little field of ...
 poppies poppies poppies poppies poppies poppies ....
 OhgodohgodDorothyDorothypoppiesfieldpoppiesfield...

 Along came this old man in a green El Dorado two
 Screeched to a halt.
 A little short man with a big red nose, toting a bottle of
 Yukon Jack,
 Strolled up to me and said "hey, son"
 I said "Old man, don't bother me, poppies poppies poppies poppies"
 He said "T-Bone"
 I said "wait a minute, this man knows my name! He must be...
 THE WIZARD!!!!"
 You must be the Wizard, the Wizard of Oz, Why have you come to
 haunt me, O Wizard of Oz?
 I said "Oh Wizard O Wise one, I've been on a quest to dream the impossible dream
 Walking down the road one day, doo-dah, doo-dah
 We are the lollipop kids, the lollipop kids, the lollipop kids
 Follow the yellow brick road follow the, follow the...
 I got tired, poppies poppies poppies poppies ...
 I said, "Oh man, I've been through hell!"

 He said "hey, son, slow down and relax!"
 I said "But Wizard, oh wise one, I've come so far to find the truth
 of life"
 He said "Hey, son, slow down and relax." he says, "Uh, to tell you the truth, son..."
 I said "Wizard, that's what I've come to find is the truth"
 He said "no, no, no, son, you've got me all wrong. To tell you the truth,
 son, uh, how can I tell you this? Uh, I've been in this field
 of poppies a long time, myself, and I've come to find, son,
 that the only truth in life is right here in this bottle."
 I said "WIZARD!!!?!??!?"
 He said "No, truly, son, in fact, I'd rather have this bottle
 in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy!"

 How profound, Wizard!

 Some girl with psychic powers, she said "T-bone, what's your
 sign"
 I blink and answer "Neon," I thought I'd blow her mind.
 She's reading Moby Dick, by some fruitcake named Herman.
 She's chomping on a knockwurst
 Was the duchess really German?
 You ask so many questions, what answers should I choose?
 Is this really Butte, Montana or just existential blues?

 Really Butte, Montana... is as Plato's heebie-jeebies..
 Is this schizoid paranoia....

 la-la-la-la-la-la-la

 EXISTENTIAL BLUES!

Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Wrangler on 14 September 2016, 11:48:34
Oh no! Achoo got into the "good stuff"!  #P
Dang it MoparMessiah! Why did you leave that White Lightning concoction you use to clean your car parts left around here! 
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 15 September 2016, 18:15:51
Ain't it strange how your conscience seems to disappear at night
But it's right there in the morning, when you open up your eyes
Yeah, you're starin' at the ceiling, and it whispers in your ear
Why'd you have to hit the whiskey, when the party ran out of beer?
And it hands your mind the picture that gives you the shiverin' heebie-jeebies;
LOOK OUT! Here comes the night before in little bits and pieces

Did I really kiss his wife? (Yeah, you really kissed his wife)
In the bathroom in the dark? (In the bathroom, in the dark)
Did he turn on the light? (Yeah, he turned on the light)
Did he hit me kind of hard? (Yeah, he hit you kinda hard)
The more that you remember, the more your self-respect decreases
But you can't stop the night before from coming back in bits and pieces...

Yeah, you did some bad things, being drunk ain't no excuse
You sure gave your friends a good look at the stupid side of you
And you close your eyes and grit your teeth an' try to squeeze it from your head
And sometimes it works and you shake it off, but you ain't out of this one yet
'Cause every thirty minutes all day long your mind releases
More pictures of the night before in little bits and pieces

Did I try to kill their cat? (Yeah, you chased him down the hall)
Was I laughin' at their curtains? (Yeah, you tore them off the wall)
Did I scream at everybody? (Yeah, you called them dirty names)
Well, it must have been the whiskey! (Yeah, you outta be ashamed)

The more that you remember, the more your self-respect decreases
And you can't stop the night before from coming back in bits and pieces...

Did I set fire to their curtains? (Just to test the smoke alarm)
Did I take off all my clothes? (You said the room was gettin' warm)
Did I put my clothes back on? (You put on panty hose instead)
Well, at least I wasn't naked! (No, you wore them on your head)
Did I boss come to the party? (It was at your bosses house!)
Did I tell him I was sorry? (He said, 'Bite it, Mighty Mouse!')
Did I really kiss his wife? (In the bathroom, in the dark)
In the bathroom in the dark? (Yeah, he hit you kinda hard)
Did I try to kill their cat? (Yeah, you chased him down the hall)
Was I laughin' at their curtains? (Yeah, you tore them off the wall)
Did I scream at everybody? (Yeah, you called them dirty names)
Did I take off all my clothes? (You outta be ashamed)
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: BirdofPrey on 16 September 2016, 09:51:44
Woah Woman, oh woman, don't treat me so mean,
You're the meanest old woman that I've ever seen.
I guess if you said so
I'd have to pack my things and go.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 17 September 2016, 10:50:16
Oh no! Achoo got into the "good stuff"!  #P
Dang it MoparMessiah! Why did you leave that White Lightning concoction you use to clean your car parts left around here!

Actually I was drinking that until Achoo horked it. 
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 17 September 2016, 10:53:38
Why should I care?
Why should I care?

Girls of fifteen
Sexually knowing
The ushers are sniffing
Eau-de-cologning

The seats are seductive
Celibate sitting
Pretty girls digging
Prettier women

Magically bored
On a quiet street corner
Free frustration
In our minds and our toes

Quiet storm water
M-m-my generation
Uppers and downers
Either way blood flows

Inside outside, leave me alone
Inside outside, nowhere is home
Inside outside, where have I been?
Out of my brain on the 5:15
Out of my brain on the train
Out of my brain on the train

A raft in the quarry
Slowly sinking
Back of a lorry
Holy hitching

Dreadfully sorry
Apple scrumping
Born in a war
Birthday punching

He man drag
In the glittering ballroom
Gravely outrageous
In my high heel shoes

Tightly undone
Know what they're showing
Sadly ecstatic
That their heroes are news

Inside outside, leave me alone
Inside outside, nowhere is home
Inside outside, where have I been?
Out of my brain on the 5:15
Out of my brain on the train
Out of my brain on the train, on the train
I'm out of my brain

Out of my brain on the train
Here it comes
Out of my brain, on the train, on the train
Out of my brain on the train

Why should I care?
Why should I care?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 18 September 2016, 19:38:22
Ein zwei drei vier
Lift your stein and drink your beer
Ein zwei drei vier
Lift your stein and drink your beer

Drink! Drink! Drink!
To eyes that are bright as stars when they're shining on me!
Drink! Drink! Drink!
To lips that are red and sweet as the fruit on the tree!

Here's a hope that those bright eyes will shine
Lovingly, longingly soon into mine!
May those lips that are red and sweet,
Tonight with joy my own lips meet!

Drink! Drink!
Let the toast start!
May young hearts never part!
Drink! Drink! Drink!
Let every true lover salute his sweetheart!

Drink! Drink! Drink!
To arms that are white and warm as a rose in the sun!
Drink! Drink! Drink!
To hearts that will love one, only when I am the one!
Here's a hope that those soft arms will twine
Tenderly, trustingly soon around mine!

All I ask is the right to see those smiling eyes beguiling me
Drink! Drink!
Let the toast start!
May young hearts never part!
Drink! Drink! Drink!
Let every true lover salute his sweetheart!
Let's drink!

Drink! Drink! Drink!
To eyes that are bright as stars when they're shining on me!
Drink! Drink! Drink!
To lips that are red and sweet as the fruit on the tree!
Here's a hope that those soft arms will twine
Tenderly, trustingly soon around mine!

All I ask is a right to see those smiling eyes beguiling me
Drink! Drink!
Let the toast start!
May young hearts never part!
Drink! Drink! Drink!
Let every true lover salute his sweetheart!
Let's drink!

*hic*
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 18 September 2016, 21:40:27
Oh I could use a drink  :(
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 20 September 2016, 13:31:57
To drink or not to drink--that is the question. Whether tis nobler for the mind to suffer sober the slings and arrows of outrageous fortunes or by drinking to oppose them. To pass out, to sleep, to snore--and with the end of sleep the hangover, the many natural shock that flesh is heir to because of the consumption, devoutly wished for of the blessed alcoholic brew. That is the question........

Oh to heck with it. Pass the beer!
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 21 September 2016, 11:22:03
Beer just doesn't have the punch of Vodka  :D
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 23 September 2016, 18:49:22
True, but you can drink more beer before you get a blitzed as you get drinking a few vodkas.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 11 October 2016, 14:07:33
very true - plus your liver will thank you
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 11 October 2016, 18:27:18
Just remember to use a plastic cup. That's how we drink here on Achooluna.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Wrangler on 11 October 2016, 22:10:48
Red Solo Cup?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 12 October 2016, 10:25:03
Not always, After all, they come in fifteen colors. We just change colors every day.  O0
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 12 October 2016, 22:08:21
Not always, After all, they come in fifteen colors. We just change colors every day.  O0

WHAT?  15 COLORS????  [AAAH]
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 17 October 2016, 23:38:58
Black, Blue, Brown, Burgundy, Gold, Green, Ivory, Orange, Pink, Purple, Red, Silver, Turquoise, White and Yellow.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: BirdofPrey on 18 October 2016, 05:07:53
LIES
ALL LIES
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Wrangler on 18 October 2016, 06:23:06
LIES
ALL LIES
and Video Tape?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 19 October 2016, 10:45:23
and Video Tape?

and Sex?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: truetanker on 19 October 2016, 22:32:36
With:

http://www.medicaldaily.com/pulse/jds-bacon-flavored-condoms-these-condoms-look-bacon-and-taste-bacon-312752 (http://www.medicaldaily.com/pulse/jds-bacon-flavored-condoms-these-condoms-look-bacon-and-taste-bacon-312752)

Yes, they are real... :o

You Canadians have all the fun!
TT
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 21 October 2016, 14:17:40
Is J&D really short for Jimmy Dean  ;D
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 21 October 2016, 22:53:55
:o             

Not sure I want to know.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 23 October 2016, 12:18:16
Those crazy Canadians. 
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 23 October 2016, 20:48:37
So polite, yet so perverted.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 27 October 2016, 11:39:15
So polite, yet so perverted.

So true

More so in Quebec - well maybe not the polite part
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 28 October 2016, 09:53:23
That's OK. We will still let them in here. Heck, we let BoP in here.  ::)
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: BirdofPrey on 29 October 2016, 00:30:26
I don't remember anyone actually letting me in.
I just landed one day on a rocket powered lawn-chair.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Wrangler on 29 October 2016, 08:12:34
There must been big explosion when you landed.

*Hmm*  I guess that why the patio looks like a 500 pound bomb landed on it..
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 29 October 2016, 22:11:40
No, the patio looks like a 500 pound bomb landed on it because a 500 pound bomb did land on it. The crater BoP made is behind what remains of the gazebo. He took out the gazebo on the way to the crash.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: truetanker on 30 October 2016, 12:25:58
I park where that gazebo was.

Can't miss it, my tank looks like a gazebo... all 200-tons of her!

TT

( I'm seriously thinking of upgrading to an even bigger version... )
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Wrangler on 30 October 2016, 13:25:15
I park where that gazebo was.

Can't miss it, my tank looks like a gazebo... all 200-tons of her!

TT

( I'm seriously thinking of upgrading to an even bigger version... )
You own a Destrier?   
(http://www.sarna.net/wiki/images/thumb/7/78/Destrier_%28Front%29.jpg/800px-Destrier_%28Front%29.jpg.png)
I hate to see what your gas mileage you get out of that.
Least you get some tons of room in the trunk a nifty Airstream Trailer hauler out of it.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 30 October 2016, 15:33:48
Peh! That's small!

Here is my new ride! It's that building over there.


(http://www.sarna.net/wiki/images/6/6f/Rattler_Mobile_Fortress.jpg)
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: BirdofPrey on 30 October 2016, 21:10:12
To be fair, it was a dread gazebo, so it totally deserved to be destroyed.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 30 October 2016, 21:12:33
Well, it is a dead gazebo now.  O:-)
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Wrangler on 30 October 2016, 21:38:33
If i was not mistaken, the bar has originally went from being launched into space as part of the Wombat's save christmas campaign and some kind spaceship made OUT of a dropship. 

What other things lie down in Dexter's Laboratory *cough* i mean Achoo's Bar.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 31 October 2016, 10:58:35
Jimmy Hoffa for one
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 31 October 2016, 20:11:46
If i was not mistaken, the bar has originally went from being launched into space as part of the Wombat's save christmas campaign and some kind spaceship made OUT of a dropship. 

What other things lie down in Dexter's Laboratory *cough* i mean Achoo's Bar.


It crashed. Hard. Hasn't been repaired. Mostly abandoned at this point.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 02 November 2016, 16:17:58
I think it's that black mold
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 02 November 2016, 22:12:13
That's not mold. That's the oil spill.  :P
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: BirdofPrey on 02 November 2016, 23:50:22
Which one?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 03 November 2016, 22:33:50
Pretty much all of them. The old club pretty much splatted all over the place.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Wrangler on 04 November 2016, 06:57:19
I thought bunch of ferrets fixed a DropShip that crashed into the hole that was the bar and made it INTO the bar.  Then there was this thing with plumbing, Achoo squeezing through a bathtube or something coming out the size of a old Gi Joe figure from 1980s.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 04 November 2016, 18:43:56
With Kung Fu grip?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 06 November 2016, 13:17:13
Kung Fu Killer Grip! I paid extra for the Killer part!
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Wrangler on 06 November 2016, 22:57:55
Here i thought you had the Six Million Dollar Man "Bionic grip" version, but scaled down to 6 inch size.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: BirdofPrey on 07 November 2016, 00:10:49
You should get your money back.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 07 November 2016, 01:51:11
I kind of lost the receipt. And I paid cash.........   :P
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 07 November 2016, 11:57:59
Kung Fu Killer Grip! I paid extra for the Killer part!

Better not let that grab hold of your lil ....

... well you get the point
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 07 November 2016, 23:23:03
It has a point? Why would it have point? That would be.....ewe!  ::)
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 11 November 2016, 14:45:41
This discussion seems pointed
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Wrangler on 11 November 2016, 14:47:27
I have to agree, it's drunkenly pointlessly or aimlessly.  Hopefully, it's not loaded.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 11 November 2016, 14:48:25
Achoo is always loaded  :))
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 12 November 2016, 13:13:43
Not right now. I am about to go to work and Wal*Mart frowns upon showing up for work while you are loaded.

Customers, not so much unless they are trying to buy more alcohol to get even more loaded.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: BirdofPrey on 13 November 2016, 01:00:46
The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading only.
There is no stopping in the red zone.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 14 November 2016, 22:07:56
And you don't even want to know what happens in the brown zone.........just saying........... :-X
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: truetanker on 18 November 2016, 07:45:05
The Wally World near me has that stinky meat smell... god only knows how many church people come in sunday morning around 11AM when church should start traditionally.

Bright side is I get to see lots of pretty cashiers, wearing regulation uniforms. Bevy and all with their sassy hairdos!  :o

BTW, my WM is more ghetto-fied than a Family Dollar / Dollar General / Dollar Tree chain... meaning there is more open packages-dented cans than normal. I got a foodstore WalMart not a traditional MegaMart not like what Achoo works at. 8AM-12PM everyday.

TT
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 20 November 2016, 22:47:25
I work at the second largest WalMart in Iowa. The place is huge.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Wrangler on 21 November 2016, 08:37:01
Least it must be better than that Bed, Bath, and Beyond...especially you wander into the "Beyond" Part.

(http://static1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110628183261/familyguy/images/7/7b/Bathbeyond.png)
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 21 November 2016, 23:41:54
I never have wandered into there, so I will take your word for it.   O0
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 03 December 2016, 12:22:27
I work at the second largest WalMart in Iowa. The place is huge.

Damn I was just in Iowa!  If you count Council Bluffs as Iowa. 

Had a Scat Pack Challenger too.  Could have been at your Wally World in no time  O0
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: truetanker on 04 December 2016, 16:55:51
I smell a pick-up game in aisle five...

But a Clean Up in aisle six is needed first...

And a small child has lost their rag-doll and has opened a sealed package, the parental devices aren't around either...

TT
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Wrangler on 04 December 2016, 18:37:25
Drive by in Isle 7, ambulance needed.

Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 04 December 2016, 22:06:58
Drive by management is far worse. Trust me on this one.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 07 December 2016, 10:36:03
Drive by management is far worse. Trust me on this one.

Compared to Seagull Management? 
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Wrangler on 07 December 2016, 11:14:45
Capellan Confederation Management?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 07 December 2016, 12:13:34
Capellan Confederation Management?

That's just Joe Stalin Management
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 12 December 2016, 00:26:28
Mismanagement mostly.  O0
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 14 December 2016, 15:40:27
Mismanagement mostly.  O0

That's just most management
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 14 December 2016, 22:54:26
Sadly true.................. :'(
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 15 December 2016, 10:43:43
Luckily not at where I work.

Funny thing is that now I report to a guy that used to report to me. 
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 19 December 2016, 11:07:43
Well, obviously he is better at kissing corporate ass than you.   }:)
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Wrangler on 19 December 2016, 23:56:46
you guys have weird dating pursuits....
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 20 December 2016, 01:29:45
Well, obviously he is better at kissing corporate ass than you.   }:)

No he was willing to go to the Bay Area way before me
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 21 December 2016, 20:39:35
ahhh....never mind.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 28 December 2016, 18:29:29
The stupidness has been read 34388 times.

My God have these people no lives?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 02 January 2017, 08:21:39
No. Next question.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Wrangler on 02 January 2017, 17:56:47
*Slightly dumb looking Ferret Reporter with Daily Spill stands up, "Mr. Achoo...What do suspects where the Wombat will strike Next?"*
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 03 January 2017, 16:42:26
Your pants!
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 04 January 2017, 22:30:30
He does seem to like pants. That is why I don't wear any pants anymore.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 22 January 2017, 23:13:44
TMI
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Wrangler on 23 January 2017, 07:07:27
*suddenly large number of Network Thread Muskrats staff breaks into the scene and man handle Achoo literally and shove pare of pink tinted on his undercovered bottom while other muskrat hold a "Please Stand By" sign block the view.  After couple grunts and Achoo "Get your paws off me!" & "NOT THERE FOOL!" the muskrats scatter off after leaving a copy of their bill on Achoo's shirt.*
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 25 January 2017, 18:40:51
What are pink tinteds?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Wrangler on 26 January 2017, 00:03:24
What are pink tinteds?
Well, that's a means their shade of pink.  Which is fancy word i found in this free (with 7.99 cost of sending fee) Wombat dictionary.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 27 January 2017, 20:30:48
*suddenly large number of Network Thread Muskrats staff breaks into the scene and man handle Achoo literally and shove pare of pink tinted on his undercovered bottom while other muskrat hold a "Please Stand By" sign block the view.  After couple grunts and Achoo "Get your paws off me!" & "NOT THERE FOOL!" the muskrats scatter off after leaving a copy of their bill on Achoo's shirt.*

Like I asked, pink tinted whats? What was pink tinted was undefined.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Wrangler on 29 January 2017, 01:53:19
meant by your butt was showing, it was tinted pink due to your pink.  "Pair" part was plain typo. Sorry for the confusion.  :-[
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: truetanker on 29 January 2017, 20:35:47
Ah yes, another classic Censor-tronic gone wild, most likely a Wombat hack of course.

TT
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Wrangler on 29 January 2017, 21:21:56
Doesn't Wombat have controling shares in Acme whom makes that Censor-Tronic?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 31 January 2017, 21:44:42
Doesn't Wombat have controling shares in Acme whom makes that Censor-Tronic?

Acme?  That's too expensive.  This was supplied by the Clang-a-corp. 
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: BirdofPrey on 01 February 2017, 05:31:38
Should have gone with BoP Industries: Quality on a quarter
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Wrangler on 01 February 2017, 07:06:53
BoP Industries has too many (Some Assembly Required) and in small print "Wombat Approved Seals" on them.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 03 February 2017, 08:40:48
Small paw prints. But pay them no mind. Wombat cannot read. He just grabs things, looks at them for the pictures and occassionally draws on them with a crayon.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: BirdofPrey on 03 February 2017, 12:27:53
I don't know how Wombat got into my warehouse, but I can assure you most of our products are still safe (except the ones designed to be unsafe)
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 03 February 2017, 16:51:37
"Most?"   Pray tell, what percentage is "most"?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: truetanker on 05 February 2017, 17:38:23
"Most?"   Pray tell, what percentage is "most"?

I believe it is the same as your personal Bank Account number...

TT
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Wrangler on 05 February 2017, 20:55:05
*suddenly the BoP manufactured Beer Stein explodes in Achoo's hand leaving him with sticky beer all over him*

Ahh...i think that percentage maybe higher...
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 08 February 2017, 16:04:39
*sigh*

That was alcohol abuse.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: BirdofPrey on 08 February 2017, 22:25:41
WOMBAT
You cot some 'splainin' to do
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 13 February 2017, 20:41:56
You are assuming that Wombat even remembers, let alone can explain. Heck, you are assuming Wombat was involved.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: BirdofPrey on 14 February 2017, 04:02:02
Well, OF COURSE Wombat was involved
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Wrangler on 14 February 2017, 12:23:10
Coming from the guy who had couple years ago, DropShips that weren't really there, with possible stolen parts that didn't exist?  8)
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: truetanker on 14 February 2017, 20:13:31
I can't wait for Season 5 to start!

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/b3/Samurai_Jack_season_five_poster.jpg/220px-Samurai_Jack_season_five_poster.jpg)

( I'll just replace Samurai Jack for Wombat with a Katana in my mind... how aboutchoo?

TT
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: BirdofPrey on 15 February 2017, 01:14:13
Will we finally undo the future that is aku achoo?

Speaking of which, who is voicing Aku for the new season?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 15 February 2017, 20:40:09
Long ago in an ancient thread, I, Achoo, mood shifting Master of Darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil! (We will not speak of it now.) But a foolish Samurai Wombat wielding a magic marker waddled forth to oppose me. Before the final anvil was struck, I tore open a portal in the threads and flung him into Achooluna, where my evil is law! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Now the fool seeks to return to, well, I don't know where actually, but he seeks to return there, and undo the future that is Achoo! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *cough* *cough* *wheeze*
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Wrangler on 16 February 2017, 07:51:21
*While sitting in his bar chair, nursing his drink...Wrangler hears a rumblin'....and then a high pitch whistle of a steam locomotive...and then suddenly...bar walls explode!
Achoo is ran over by the 5:05 Steam Locomotive out of New Houston going 40 Miles Hour through the bar as he mimicking of his half-brother Aku!
As Wrangler is knocked out of his chair with his beer flying over head and landing on Truetanker, he sees a certain blue Wombat giving a toothy grin as he pulls rope to sound the whistle as his stolen train comes rumblin' through the bar and out the other side.*

Where heck did he a steam locomotive?!?!?  On a Periphery planet, in 31st Century!?? *looks at his watch* On a Thursday!
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 17 February 2017, 16:00:50
(You know, Wombat doesn't really need any help hurting me.  O0)

(Oh, and the Samurai Jack intro I paraphrased was my first post after changing my user name to Achoo)


Ouch.                             Just                                Ouch
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: truetanker on 20 February 2017, 18:10:10
When did I order a lap dance?

Oh well, waste not want not.

TT
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 20 February 2017, 22:31:20
Don't ask. Don't tell. Please, just don't.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Wrangler on 21 February 2017, 06:55:27
Don't ask. Don't tell. Please, just don't.
He was referring to the Beer (formerly mine) that landed on his lap.   If you get enough beer in you, you would be "dancing" too!  ;D
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 21 February 2017, 11:17:02
Not right now. I am still recovering from being run over by a train.  #P
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Wrangler on 21 February 2017, 15:07:44
Not right now. I am still recovering from being run over by a train.  #P
Well, try keep your train of thought.  While I go get new beer. Do you want anything?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 23 February 2017, 13:43:49
A beer, a few splints, a medkit, maybe an airstrike on BoP.  >:D
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 24 February 2017, 11:56:16
what were you called before Achoo?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 27 February 2017, 11:48:33
Daedster.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 27 February 2017, 19:28:44
I don't remember that  :(
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Wrangler on 27 February 2017, 20:01:57
I don't remember that  :(
It was before you were off the production line. Before everyone, perhaps before A.D.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 27 February 2017, 23:49:12
It was before you were off the production line. Before everyone, perhaps before A.D.

Damn that's a long time ago
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 28 February 2017, 00:44:36
I have been posting on the CBT site since 1998. The original site. CBT 1.0. First edition.



Yes, that long ago.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 28 February 2017, 01:02:16
I have been posting on the CBT site since 1998. The original site. CBT 1.0. First edition.



Yes, that long ago.

In an older version I had the second highest post count behind Wombat. 
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 28 February 2017, 22:33:28
I remember when Wombat first showed up and started sniffing legs. You don't want to know what happened next. It wasn't pretty. But it was pretty messy.  :o
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 01 March 2017, 02:22:02
pants were lost
wallets lost
chili inferno IIC was consumed

Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Wrangler on 01 March 2017, 07:14:45
Yesh, Glad i missed that episode of Wombat's growing phases.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 01 March 2017, 09:02:29
you missed a golden age
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 01 March 2017, 23:51:55
Poor Trueheart didn't. We couldn't pry Wombat off of his legs using pry bars, a block, tackle and a 20 mule team. Most of us took to wearing spikes shin guards, at least until Wombat entered his S&M phase. Like I said, it wasn't pretty.   #P
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 02 March 2017, 03:51:07
Oh but it was entertaining
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Wrangler on 02 March 2017, 06:41:35
Sounds like even Power Armor wouldn't fend the Wombat off of his shin.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 02 March 2017, 07:27:32
The Wombat gets under the skin
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: truetanker on 02 March 2017, 18:46:35
Wasn't their a Pouch or something that he use to go and find weird stuff in... I remember a Trial about a wrong use of Airplane parts or something like that...

Wonder what's next...

TT
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 02 March 2017, 18:47:53
yes the pouch contains all things
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: truetanker on 02 March 2017, 19:32:47
We must Journey to the Pouch!

Oh, Wombat....

TT
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 02 March 2017, 23:53:17
It's been done.



More than a few times.




It never ends well.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Wrangler on 03 March 2017, 07:07:31
How the heck did you survive and tell the tale of passing thru the great pouch?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: BirdofPrey on 03 March 2017, 09:17:46
Well it does explain the madness.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 05 March 2017, 18:29:00
I took a blowtorch and cut my way out of the wombat suit after Wombat discarded it. There was a Chili Inferno IIC incident.  #P
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 07 March 2017, 12:59:24
that's not good for your hair follicles
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 17 March 2017, 18:28:05
Who had hair follicles after that thing went off?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Wrangler on 17 March 2017, 19:15:17
*points some random person in the bar*  He glued them on.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 18 March 2017, 10:06:52
I think my eyebrows are gone
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 24 March 2017, 01:55:32
I have some red flame ones you can borrow. Don't use them much anymore. They kept setting the fire alarms off.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 26 March 2017, 04:22:23
I have some red flame ones you can borrow. Don't use them much anymore. They kept setting the fire alarms off.

Thanks but I would not want anyone to think I was a flamer
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 27 March 2017, 00:26:11
Bah! Silly Mopar!
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 27 March 2017, 07:06:33
I'll just borrow some from Brooke Shields.







Damn these suckers are huge.








You gotta nail gun?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: truetanker on 27 March 2017, 16:00:59
No, but I can get some Nair to help with the bikini wax you might need later.

TT
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Wrangler on 27 March 2017, 17:14:54
Properly industrial strength Nair.  For those hard clear patches.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 27 March 2017, 21:08:20
Properly industrial strength Nair.  For those hard clear patches.

Clangador Strength?  That's more potent than Agent Orange
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 30 March 2017, 16:32:32
Today's Special I Pink Lemonade Coolers! In A Cup!

And Pink Fluff Bubble Gum Cupcakes! In A Cup!
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 31 March 2017, 09:39:16
I assume it's not Diet
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Wrangler on 31 March 2017, 10:55:59
I think we need more booze than candy. This be a bar.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: truetanker on 31 March 2017, 14:44:04
Today's Special I Pink Lemonade Coolers! In A Cup!

And Pink Fluff Bubble Gum Cupcakes! In A Cup!


What is this Wal-E 2?

TT
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 01 April 2017, 11:26:09
What is this Wal-E 2?

TT

There is some similarity between Achoo's life and that first movie
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 02 April 2017, 16:58:40
Achooluna has always used cups.

Food in a cup
Milkshakes in a cup
Beer in a cup

We use a lot of cups.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 03 April 2017, 14:07:27
Piss in a cup

Achooluna needs drug testing
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 04 April 2017, 18:38:43
Oh Oh Oh Oh! Does that mean I get to test some drugs?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: truetanker on 04 April 2017, 19:28:08
Replaces the drugs with Mike and Ikes, Jellybellys and the " powder " stuff from Pixie Stixs.

TT
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 04 April 2017, 22:03:55
WOOHOO! DIABETIC COMA TIME!


(BTW, don't pour pixie sticks into diet coke. It can get messy.)
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Wrangler on 06 April 2017, 14:05:09
WOOHOO! DIABETIC COMA TIME!


(BTW, don't pour pixie sticks into diet coke. It can get messy.)
(FYI Don't drink entire 3 Liter of Cheap Cola, if you thought the normal soda was strong...) :o
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: truetanker on 06 April 2017, 17:58:13
( Grape Pop Rocks and Faygo Red Pop = bad tummy ache! )

TT
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 06 April 2017, 22:30:25
And really awesome burps!  ;D
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Wrangler on 07 April 2017, 06:54:40
*The Bar shakes as Achoo demonstrates his burping techniques.*
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 09 April 2017, 23:27:13
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP!
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Wrangler on 11 April 2017, 12:50:54
Oh Snap!
*The bar shakes as Achoo's burp shatters the floor swallowing everyone in deep dark pit which they fall 1,000 feet below....into the Land of the LOST!  (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MP8JJ23QL4)Aka the basement!*
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 12 April 2017, 02:30:11
Can I get a cocktail?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 12 April 2017, 09:04:03
Ah! The basement! This is where we store all the things destroyed by the visitors to Achooluna.

And the spare cups. And spare chairs. And I think my lost dignity is down here somewhere.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Wrangler on 12 April 2017, 09:50:04
I think that's what you landed on, Achoo.  :)
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: BirdofPrey on 12 April 2017, 16:09:53
We have spare chairs?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: truetanker on 12 April 2017, 18:44:36
I'll take the change, if you can spare any...

TT
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 12 April 2017, 20:58:49
Yes, we have spare chairs. Child chairs that Wombat ordered. Like about 1,234,567 of them.

AND THERE IS NO CHANGE!
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: truetanker on 12 April 2017, 21:35:10
* Mopar walks in like a homeless vet, shaking a cup... *

Please, sir. Do you have any change, sir?

TT
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Wrangler on 12 April 2017, 21:56:26
Well, we could use those chairs to stack them up get out of here unless this place has actual stair case!

*looks around the basement and discovers very very dusty book label "Achoo's Baby Pictures" and less favorable book, "Cooking with Wombat: Achoo Edition"*
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 13 April 2017, 01:22:10
* Mopar walks in like a homeless vet, shaking a cup... *

Please, sir. Do you have any change, sir?

TT

LOL - I'm probably the richest guy here.   :D
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 15 April 2017, 20:13:56
Probably. I am a cashier at Wal*Mart. Not much wealth there for me!
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Wrangler on 15 April 2017, 23:48:02
My mom works at Walmart after getting out of the nursing business doing the same thing.  She certainly can confirm to your situation, Achoo.  #P
It's tough job, but you guys do great job.

Maybe you should start up AchooMart!  8)
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 17 April 2017, 00:51:53
It would be nothing I could afford to do in real life, and not here because the stupidity I have to deal with on a daily basis makes all of you look sane. Even BoP.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 17 April 2017, 13:18:01
It would be nothing I could afford to do in real life, and not here because the stupidity I have to deal with on a daily basis makes all of you look sane. Even BoP.

Hey I have to get the Chinese to make quality stuff.  All work is a challenge. 
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: BirdofPrey on 17 April 2017, 21:00:57
It would be nothing I could afford to do in real life, and not here because the stupidity I have to deal with on a daily basis makes all of you look sane. Even BoP.
Please.  I work in food service; because of the crap I have to put up with, I'd be institutionalized if people stopped being hungry.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 18 April 2017, 10:13:34
Please.  I work in food service; because of the crap I have to put up with, I'd be institutionalized if people stopped being hungry.

Almost everyone has had to work in Food Service at one time or another.

I spent 3 months working for Chucky the Rat.  God I hated that job.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: truetanker on 18 April 2017, 20:08:01
19 years at a crappy PIZZA job... and counting.

God, I have to wait 119 more days to my 5 day vacation!

GENCON baby! Whoot...

Taking off Wednesday,
TT
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Demon55 on 19 April 2017, 21:49:01
19 years at a crappy PIZZA job... and counting.

God, I have to wait 119 more days to my 5 day vacation!

GENCON baby! Whoot...

Taking off Wednesday,
TT

And I thought being an oil field worker sucked. 
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 20 April 2017, 16:45:21
And I thought being an oil field worker sucked.

It sucks but it pays a lot better
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: truetanker on 20 April 2017, 19:40:08
I'm​ gonna leave the above comment alone!

Besides, all I have to do is walk down 5 blocks to go to Gencon... As I live just up the street!

TT
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 20 April 2017, 22:28:19
Lucky bastard. I have not been able to go to Gencon since I started working for Wal*Mart. Can't afford it.


It sucks.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 21 April 2017, 12:15:03
I'm​ gonna leave the above comment alone!

Besides, all I have to do is walk down 5 blocks to go to Gencon... As I live just up the street!

TT

Sweet!

He everyone!  We are all staying at TT's place.

WOOT!
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Wrangler on 21 April 2017, 12:58:24
Supa! My first GenwCon! Hope u fot garage for a Thunderhawk!  ;D
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 22 April 2017, 11:07:36
LOL! You spell worse than Mopar!   ;D
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Wrangler on 22 April 2017, 22:53:08
LOL! You spell worse than Mopar!   ;D
Clango-Soft Auto correct on my phone didn't help any! The varmint is armed with taser!
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Clangador on 23 April 2017, 01:24:08
Clango Soft Auto Correct isn't an official Clang-a-Corp product and should be used with extreme suspicion...
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: truetanker on 23 April 2017, 16:37:35
Hey Achoo...

Your most favorite assassin, babe. Jack lost his sword, yo! And now he's looking for it, like samurai sushi roll babe.

~Scaramouche the Merciless

TT
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 24 April 2017, 20:50:26
Wrong evil there TT. Now if Wombat has lost his magic marker......nah, he still has those damned anvils.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Clangador on 25 April 2017, 00:09:13
I've heard Acme makes the best cartoon anvils there are.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 25 April 2017, 21:54:23
Acme is always best
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 25 April 2017, 23:54:57
And they strike you with such force! And Samurai Wombat never misses with them! Never!
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 26 April 2017, 02:22:40
And they strike you with such force! And Samurai Wombat never misses with them! Never!

He plays with loaded dice
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 27 April 2017, 00:21:19
Actually I think Wombat plays with dice while he is loaded. Unfortunately he is usually loaded with Chili Inferno IIC.  #P
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 27 April 2017, 04:52:12
Explosive
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Wrangler on 27 April 2017, 10:30:46
Gas or firey kind?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 28 April 2017, 00:41:37
Fire

Always fire.

Lots and lot of fire
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Clangador on 29 April 2017, 08:48:11

I need a drink of water.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Wrangler on 29 April 2017, 10:31:15
*Wrangler slides a drink of water to , Clangador.  Where he gived swift gulp and discovers it's Fire Water.*
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Clangador on 29 April 2017, 11:10:16
***Clang drinks the water. Smoke rises from the sides of his mouth.***

Ack! My tongue is on fire!
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: truetanker on 29 April 2017, 15:38:19
Hands Clang a lime slice with salt on in...

TT
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Clangador on 30 April 2017, 01:50:42
Hands Clang a lime slice with salt on in...

TT


***Puts lime in mouth. ***

Ack a lime has caught fire in my mouth.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 30 April 2017, 09:21:26
At least the fire is not at the other end of your digestive tract............this time.   ::)
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Wrangler on 30 April 2017, 22:46:34
*Wrangler rushes in with fire extinguisher to put the fire out in Clang's mouth.*

*SPLaSH!!*

Hmm...Hmmm this seems to be carbonated soda water.... Oops sorry.  Looks like Wombat swapped out the stickers.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Clangador on 30 April 2017, 23:10:33
 :Jumpy:

I feel funny...
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: BirdofPrey on 01 May 2017, 06:29:44
Silly Clang.
You put the lime in the coconut.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 01 May 2017, 13:35:12
Clang likes a good spritzing
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Clangador on 02 May 2017, 00:15:54
Sounds like the makings of a song.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 02 May 2017, 00:26:49
Or a drink. Speaking of drinks.......... Today's Special is a Coconut Lime Daquiri! In a cup!
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Wrangler on 02 May 2017, 05:12:25
In a Red Solo Cup?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 02 May 2017, 10:08:44
Is there another kind of cup?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: BirdofPrey on 02 May 2017, 16:51:12
Ball and a cup?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 02 May 2017, 20:48:44
Solo cups don't just come in the color red.................
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 02 May 2017, 23:07:53
Solo cups don't just come in the color red.................

They are all red underneath.

It's like the expression "All Ferraris are RED no matter what color they are." 
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Wrangler on 03 May 2017, 05:07:40
There not made by a relative of Hans Solo right?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 04 May 2017, 18:34:31
Hmmm - that might explain the awesomeness  O0
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 05 May 2017, 00:25:51
The awesomeness does not come from the cup. It comes from what we put IN the cup.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 06 May 2017, 08:03:52
The awesomeness does not come from the cup. It comes from what we put IN the cup.

You've served cold diarrhea in Dixie Cup 
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Clangador on 06 May 2017, 21:50:17
I need a drink of Soylent Red now.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 07 May 2017, 06:20:04
In a Red Solo cup?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Wrangler on 07 May 2017, 16:34:15
*Wrangler hears a sound and notices a random worker Ferret taking drink from a odd color Solo Cup, only to be uttlerly pulled into with off sucking noise and completely disappears into it with cup landing on the floor.*

Woah, that must been a sucky drink.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 07 May 2017, 19:52:28
That could be a worm hole.

Go check it out Wrangler
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Wrangler on 07 May 2017, 20:59:43
No thanks.  I don't touch people's drinks out.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: truetanker on 07 May 2017, 21:09:50
* Pushes Wrangler into the hole*

Wrangler: HEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!

* Telephone rings *

TT: Hello?
Wrangler: You sonofabitch! You owe me a drink! And I found it leads to Wombat's Pouch AGAIN! GitmeouttahereNOW!

TT: Wrong Number, * Hangs the phone up. *

TT  ;D
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Clangador on 07 May 2017, 21:59:56
Huh.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 08 May 2017, 00:23:26
What could possibly go wrong?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Wrangler on 08 May 2017, 12:00:22
*Somewhere Wombat's pouch explodes as Wrangler pilots that FireMech (don't ask how Wombat acquired it and put in there) that somehow ended in there OUT of the vortex that was known to be Wombat's secret stash.*

SOooooooooo.....Someone else like to try the Solo Cup-To-Wombat-Paradise? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
*looks at truetanker and uses the 'Mech arm actuator and grabs him and slam dunks him into the same Solo Cup.  **SLAM**  truetanker can he only heard saying "Why is it so STICKY in HERE?!!!?" as he fades out.*

Well, that was revolting development!  Good thing i called Truetanker collect, i think that suit was in China or Capellan space.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 08 May 2017, 15:48:24
Sticky?

China?

This is not good. 
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 08 May 2017, 21:39:44
Not everything from China that is sticky is bad............But being in China and sticky? Ewwwwwwwwww! Just.........Ewwwwwwwwwww!
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Clangador on 08 May 2017, 23:16:07

I'm starting to wunder what is going on here and why there are 23% more explosions than on your average 4th of July.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 09 May 2017, 07:19:48
Chinese New Year Revisited? 
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Wrangler on 09 May 2017, 13:02:25
We got the fireworks on discount.  China ya know.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 09 May 2017, 22:26:06
That and the incoming enemy fire, incoming friendly fire, and beans. Oh, and the Chili.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 11 May 2017, 13:29:20
Don't forget the SCUDs
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Clangador on 11 May 2017, 19:16:48

Don't forget the RGBs either.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 14 May 2017, 11:29:04
Or the KGB
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Clangador on 14 May 2017, 14:34:41
RPGs are good too. Especially against soft targets.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Wrangler on 14 May 2017, 15:50:47
Soft targets? Like Jello?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Clangador on 14 May 2017, 22:27:02
Soft targets? Like Jello?

I was thinking pudding.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 15 May 2017, 17:38:48
Clangs a big fan of Pudding Pops
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: truetanker on 16 May 2017, 07:36:54
He probably plays the FB Pudding Pop game as well!
 O:-)

TT
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 16 May 2017, 14:54:02
Hell, he probably just plays with his pudding and pops!  ::)  8)  ;D  O0
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 16 May 2017, 16:50:39
Try not to think about what he does with those pudding pops
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Wrangler on 16 May 2017, 23:08:30
I though he just eat them like normal pops, since they're mislabled.   #P
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Clangador on 16 May 2017, 23:49:32

I had a little container of pudding with my lunch today. Sadly, I'm out now. No pudding to take for lunch tomorrow.  :'(
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Wrangler on 17 May 2017, 05:53:28
I had a little container of pudding with my lunch today. Sadly, I'm out now. No pudding to take for lunch tomorrow.  :'(
No pudding for you!

That's too bad.  I keep forgetting take something to work so i don't spend what little money i have for lunch.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: BirdofPrey on 17 May 2017, 08:37:36
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 17 May 2017, 13:52:04
No pudding for you!

That's too bad.  I keep forgetting take something to work so i don't spend what little money i have for lunch.

My work has free lunch  8)
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Wrangler on 17 May 2017, 15:49:36
My work has free lunch  8)
You in prison or something?  :o
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Clangador on 17 May 2017, 17:03:14
You in prison or something?  :o

Worse, he works for a tech company, Google.  They get some nice perks.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 17 May 2017, 17:09:15
Worse, he works for a tech company, Google.  They get some nice perks.

Worse?

We have 2 million people apply a year to get a job here.

This is the greatest employer in the world.

Want to here about the free food?  We have over 40 cafeterias, each with it's own theme. 
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Clangador on 17 May 2017, 23:57:18
Worse?

We have 2 million people apply a year to get a job here.

This is the greatest employer in the world.

Want to here about the free food?  We have over 40 cafeterias, each with it's own theme.

Yes worse than prison. Anyone can see that! Right?!?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 18 May 2017, 12:13:29
Yes worse than prison. Anyone can see that! Right?!?

You don't get paid in prison.

Nor do you get business trips to China
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: truetanker on 18 May 2017, 19:01:29
Then what's the value of Ramen noodle cups going for? And no visits right, what about that Chinese Triad down in D block? ( Sure their mostly wannabe Asiatic-Americans thrown in, but hey it's PRISON, so who's picky. )

TT
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 19 May 2017, 23:48:05
How did we git into a Chinese prison? I am confused........ ???
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Wrangler on 20 May 2017, 09:30:49
Blame Wombat.  It's easier that way.

Like how the Wombat will explode Achooluna since it's reach ripe old age of 50.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Clangador on 20 May 2017, 09:44:42
You don't get paid in prison.

Nor do you get business trips to China

Is tea really cheaper there?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 21 May 2017, 22:29:01
Achooluna does not explode. We just move to another site on the place that has been built up in secret to protect the guilty and punish the contractors.   O0
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: MoparMessiah on 22 May 2017, 15:47:22
Is tea really cheaper there?

For me it's free.
 8)
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 22 May 2017, 22:18:48
Tea for free, but not for me. Tee Hee, glory be. Free is the tea.


NOT!
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Wrangler on 23 May 2017, 07:29:51
Oh No! Achoo has gone Kookie.
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Clangador on 23 May 2017, 23:38:07
Oh No! Achoo has gone Kookie.

For Coco Puffs?!?
Title: Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
Post by: Weirdo on 24 May 2017, 06:49:04
Puffs and poof, it's time for you guys to start a new thread! :)