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Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
« Reply #1440 on: 07 May 2017, 21:59:56 »
Huh.
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Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
« Reply #1441 on: 08 May 2017, 00:23:26 »
What could possibly go wrong?
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Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
« Reply #1442 on: 08 May 2017, 12:00:22 »
*Somewhere Wombat's pouch explodes as Wrangler pilots that FireMech (don't ask how Wombat acquired it and put in there) that somehow ended in there OUT of the vortex that was known to be Wombat's secret stash.*

SOooooooooo.....Someone else like to try the Solo Cup-To-Wombat-Paradise? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
*looks at truetanker and uses the 'Mech arm actuator and grabs him and slam dunks him into the same Solo Cup.  **SLAM**  truetanker can he only heard saying "Why is it so STICKY in HERE?!!!?" as he fades out.*

Well, that was revolting development!  Good thing i called Truetanker collect, i think that suit was in China or Capellan space.
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Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
« Reply #1443 on: 08 May 2017, 15:48:24 »
Sticky?

China?

This is not good. 
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Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
« Reply #1444 on: 08 May 2017, 21:39:44 »
Not everything from China that is sticky is bad............But being in China and sticky? Ewwwwwwwwww! Just.........Ewwwwwwwwwww!
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Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
« Reply #1445 on: 08 May 2017, 23:16:07 »

I'm starting to wunder what is going on here and why there are 23% more explosions than on your average 4th of July.
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Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
« Reply #1446 on: 09 May 2017, 07:19:48 »
Chinese New Year Revisited? 
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Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
« Reply #1447 on: 09 May 2017, 13:02:25 »
We got the fireworks on discount.  China ya know.
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Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
« Reply #1448 on: 09 May 2017, 22:26:06 »
That and the incoming enemy fire, incoming friendly fire, and beans. Oh, and the Chili.
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Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
« Reply #1449 on: 11 May 2017, 13:29:20 »
Don't forget the SCUDs
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Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
« Reply #1450 on: 11 May 2017, 19:16:48 »

Don't forget the RGBs either.
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Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
« Reply #1451 on: 14 May 2017, 11:29:04 »
Or the KGB
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Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
« Reply #1452 on: 14 May 2017, 14:34:41 »
RPGs are good too. Especially against soft targets.
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Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
« Reply #1453 on: 14 May 2017, 15:50:47 »
Soft targets? Like Jello?
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Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
« Reply #1454 on: 14 May 2017, 22:27:02 »
Quote from: Wrangler on 14 May 2017, 15:50:47
Soft targets? Like Jello?

I was thinking pudding.
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Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
« Reply #1455 on: 15 May 2017, 17:38:48 »
Clangs a big fan of Pudding Pops
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Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
« Reply #1456 on: 16 May 2017, 07:36:54 »
He probably plays the FB Pudding Pop game as well!
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Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
« Reply #1457 on: 16 May 2017, 14:54:02 »
Hell, he probably just plays with his pudding and pops!  ::)  8)  ;D  O0
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Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
« Reply #1458 on: 16 May 2017, 16:50:39 »
Try not to think about what he does with those pudding pops
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Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
« Reply #1459 on: 16 May 2017, 23:08:30 »
I though he just eat them like normal pops, since they're mislabled.   #P
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Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
« Reply #1460 on: 16 May 2017, 23:49:32 »

I had a little container of pudding with my lunch today. Sadly, I'm out now. No pudding to take for lunch tomorrow.  :'(
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Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
« Reply #1461 on: 17 May 2017, 05:53:28 »
Quote from: Clangador on 16 May 2017, 23:49:32
I had a little container of pudding with my lunch today. Sadly, I'm out now. No pudding to take for lunch tomorrow.  :'(
No pudding for you!

That's too bad.  I keep forgetting take something to work so i don't spend what little money i have for lunch.
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Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
« Reply #1462 on: 17 May 2017, 08:37:36 »
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?
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Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
« Reply #1463 on: 17 May 2017, 13:52:04 »
Quote from: Wrangler on 17 May 2017, 05:53:28
No pudding for you!

That's too bad.  I keep forgetting take something to work so i don't spend what little money i have for lunch.

My work has free lunch  8)
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Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
« Reply #1464 on: 17 May 2017, 15:49:36 »
Quote from: MoparMessiah on 17 May 2017, 13:52:04
My work has free lunch  8)
You in prison or something?  :o
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Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
« Reply #1465 on: 17 May 2017, 17:03:14 »
Quote from: Wrangler on 17 May 2017, 15:49:36
You in prison or something?  :o

Worse, he works for a tech company, Google.  They get some nice perks.
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Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
« Reply #1466 on: 17 May 2017, 17:09:15 »
Quote from: Clangador on 17 May 2017, 17:03:14
Worse, he works for a tech company, Google.  They get some nice perks.

Worse?

We have 2 million people apply a year to get a job here.

This is the greatest employer in the world.

Want to here about the free food?  We have over 40 cafeterias, each with it's own theme. 
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Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
« Reply #1467 on: 17 May 2017, 23:57:18 »
Quote from: MoparMessiah on 17 May 2017, 17:09:15
Worse?

We have 2 million people apply a year to get a job here.

This is the greatest employer in the world.

Want to here about the free food?  We have over 40 cafeterias, each with it's own theme.

Yes worse than prison. Anyone can see that! Right?!?
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Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
« Reply #1468 on: 18 May 2017, 12:13:29 »
Quote from: Clangador on 17 May 2017, 23:57:18
Yes worse than prison. Anyone can see that! Right?!?

You don't get paid in prison.

Nor do you get business trips to China
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Re: I pledge allegiance to the disruptive state of Achooluna. Where's the beer?
« Reply #1469 on: 18 May 2017, 19:01:29 »
Then what's the value of Ramen noodle cups going for? And no visits right, what about that Chinese Triad down in D block? ( Sure their mostly wannabe Asiatic-Americans thrown in, but hey it's PRISON, so who's picky. )

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