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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #90 on: 29 February 2016, 23:42:13 »
Wasn't that made by the Clang-A-Corp?


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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #91 on: 01 March 2016, 22:56:46 »
Damn I missed my window of opportunity to text the hell out of MM while he was in China.  :(
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #92 on: 02 March 2016, 00:17:28 »
Damn I missed my window of opportunity to text the hell out of MM while he was in China.  :(

Don't worry the wife more than made up for it.

One time my cell phone bill from China was $2900  :'(

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #93 on: 02 March 2016, 00:19:08 »
Why did I just hear "And this one time...   In China..."? 
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #94 on: 02 March 2016, 00:21:24 »
Why did I just hear "And this one time...   In China..."?

Better is from "Dude, Where's My Car?"

AND THEN!

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« Reply #95 on: 02 March 2016, 13:44:55 »
Don't worry the wife more than made up for it.

One time my cell phone bill from China was $2900  :'(

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #96 on: 02 March 2016, 14:50:50 »
Ouch!

That one I got my employer to pay for.

The next one at $1600 I had to eat  :'(

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« Reply #97 on: 03 March 2016, 20:26:31 »
How did you break it to the wife that she needed to call you just a little bit less..... :o
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« Reply #98 on: 04 March 2016, 09:13:14 »
How did you break it to the wife that she needed to call you just a little bit less..... :o

That could be risky...
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #99 on: 04 March 2016, 09:47:13 »
THAT'S an understatement if I ever heard one!
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #100 on: 06 March 2016, 00:11:48 »
How did you break it to the wife that she needed to call you just a little bit less..... :o

LOL - Good luck with that!

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« Reply #101 on: 06 March 2016, 09:17:08 »
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Did you run into the Wombat while your out there?  Do you still have your wallet?
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« Reply #102 on: 06 March 2016, 23:14:44 »
There would not have been anything in his wallet for Wombat to steal.......his wife's phone calls made sure of that... ::)
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« Reply #103 on: 07 March 2016, 00:03:26 »
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Did you run into the Wombat while your out there?  Do you still have your wallet?

No.  I thought of dropping Wombat and Facade a line but this last trip was very much last minute

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« Reply #104 on: 08 March 2016, 23:12:54 »
If you go back do NOT take a map that is not China approved. And that is NOT a joke.
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #105 on: 19 March 2016, 00:25:05 »
Achoo - I've been to China so many times I have lost track.  This past 11 months I have been there 8 times.  I've had enough bad Chinese food for a lifetime. 

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« Reply #106 on: 19 March 2016, 11:10:00 »
Achoo - I've been to China so many times I have lost track.  This past 11 months I have been there 8 times.  I've had enough bad Chinese food for a lifetime.
Are you saying Chinese food in CHINA is crappier than the one in US?
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #107 on: 19 March 2016, 17:46:46 »
Are you saying Chinese food in CHINA is crappier than the one in US?

It's totally different.  Fried rice might be close but the other crap we have they don't. 

When you order a dish with chicken or fish you get the whole thing!  Head, feet, bones, everything. 

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« Reply #108 on: 20 March 2016, 15:48:03 »
Also don't ask for Dim-Sum... same as Peruvian Cuy.

You wouldn't like to eat your pet.

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #109 on: 25 March 2016, 15:43:02 »
Dim-Sum-Meow

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« Reply #110 on: 26 March 2016, 09:59:02 »
dim Sum is a wide category of Chinese food, fried dumplings and fried rice rolls, that is served in Chinese tea houses. The type of meats involved in it's preparation include beef, chicken, pork, and prawns. It just depends on the tea house.
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #111 on: 28 March 2016, 13:08:09 »
Meow

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« Reply #112 on: 28 March 2016, 20:39:19 »
Woof!
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #113 on: 28 March 2016, 20:51:33 »
Oink!

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #114 on: 29 March 2016, 11:42:17 »
*FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART*
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #115 on: 31 March 2016, 19:10:41 »
Clangluna has a breakout of potty humor

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« Reply #116 on: 01 April 2016, 18:42:34 »
That was far more than a mere bit of potty humor. That was very nearly a fart assisted takeoff!

Just didn't have enough thrust to weight.
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #117 on: 04 April 2016, 12:40:01 »
Too much weight  ;D ??? :( :-\

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #118 on: 04 April 2016, 21:47:42 »
Sadly, true.  :)) :'(
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #119 on: 05 April 2016, 14:29:04 »
Approaching an all time high myself  :'(

 

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