All of that stuff can be done fellas (link back to the main site etc) but SMF software is just bare bones stuff. Very good bare bones, but bare bones nonetheless. IT requires a large amount of programming (PHP) to get it to look and feel the way you guys are describing.
I used to run a Corporation for the game EVE Online and the last 2 years of that Corporations existence we used SMF. It took several weeks to skin it the way we wanted it!!! Patience being a virtue and all that.