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Re: Scotty's Stand-Inn
« Reply #90 on: 31 January 2011, 20:23:18 »
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"Are you summoning Microwave Satan again?"

"Maybe?"
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Re: Scotty's Stand-Inn
« Reply #91 on: 31 January 2011, 22:52:39 »

<A Twy clone walks by as the above exchange happens>

Bad idea, dude...

<A bunch of other Twy clones can be seen in the background putting up holy and/or good luck talismans from various Eastern and Western belief systems to ward off any evil>

...especially since you guys have Falchulu on your side, anyway.
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Re: Scotty's Stand-Inn
« Reply #92 on: 31 January 2011, 22:56:22 »
*charlie's angel woozles show up and proceed to strike poses with the holy talismans*
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Re: Scotty's Stand-Inn
« Reply #93 on: 31 January 2011, 23:07:56 »

<Twy calls in Stewie Griffin as a beat-box for the Wooz-Angles sexy party>

 [rockon] [rockon]
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ClarkeMarek

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Re: Scotty's Stand-Inn
« Reply #94 on: 01 February 2011, 00:34:10 »
Uh, why is there a fan in front of me?  ???
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Re: Scotty's Stand-Inn
« Reply #95 on: 01 February 2011, 00:52:40 »

Maybe because they want your autograph?  :D
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ClarkeMarek

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Re: Scotty's Stand-Inn
« Reply #96 on: 01 February 2011, 02:36:30 »
Well, all right.

*unplugs fan, and as soon as the blades stops, signs name on one of the blades*
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Re: Scotty's Stand-Inn
« Reply #97 on: 01 February 2011, 18:27:26 »
**The blades are actually woozlenator teeth, which clamp onto clarke's hand and grin**
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Re: Scotty's Stand-Inn
« Reply #98 on: 01 February 2011, 18:28:28 »
[The fan appears to be Clarke's biggest fan...and proceeds to blow him away.]
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Re: Scotty's Stand-Inn
« Reply #99 on: 02 February 2011, 21:32:01 »

Wait a sec...

<Twy considers things>

  ??? :o #P

Sorry, bad bad mental image...

...of the non-violent sort...

...that wouldn't be appropriate to describe...

...but that fur fetishists would just love.

<Twy barfs>

Thanks, Wombat.  >:(  ;)


And, no I'm not a furry. I'm a cartoon character. There is a difference, you know.   8)  >:(



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Re: Scotty's Stand-Inn
« Reply #100 on: 03 February 2011, 19:10:38 »
[Wombat removes the image from Twycross's brain...by removing his brain! Wombat replaces it with some Flintstone's sour gummy candies.]
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Re: Scotty's Stand-Inn
« Reply #101 on: 03 February 2011, 21:46:19 »

<Twy's brain begins to pulsate in Wombat's paws. To the horror of anyone paying attention, the brain sprouts eyes, then muscles in the rough shape of Twy's form. Bones then slowly lace of from the brain, filling out the muscles, surrounding the eyes, and closing around the brain, thereby forcing Wombat's paws away. Other organ can be seen to form, ultimately coalescing into a reformed Twycross. Half a second after his fur seals and stabilizes, he grabs a handful sour gummies out of his former skull>

Yummy! <gulp>
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Re: Scotty's Stand-Inn
« Reply #102 on: 05 February 2011, 17:45:12 »
Farmer Woozle: That'll do Twy, that'll do.
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Re: Scotty's Stand-Inn
« Reply #103 on: 08 February 2011, 04:04:11 »

<Twy turns to the Farmer Woozle>

Gummy?  ???  :)
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Re: Scotty's Stand-Inn
« Reply #104 on: 08 February 2011, 08:20:19 »
*farmer woozle eats the gummy... Feels a rumble in da tummy and finds hus ears now resemble those of a cartoon rabbit.*

Farmer woozle: ma, gonna need the home medical book again...
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Re: Scotty's Stand-Inn
« Reply #105 on: 08 February 2011, 18:44:09 »

<Twy breaks out his copy of ClarkeMarek Manual of Medical Information for Mechwarrior's Hall Denizens and starts thumbing through it>

Now lets see....

..."Wombat Induced Psychosis"? Nope...

..."Wombat Pouch Exposure Syndrome"?  Nope...

..."Delusions of MoparMessiah-isim"? Nope...

..."Sir Spamalot Spam-a-lama-ding-dong Idée fixe"? Nope...

..."Fachion-Twycross Syndrome of Objective Doubles"? Not even close...

..."LeaderOfOrcs Syndrome of Normalcy"? What?  :o  There's a disorder for that?...  ;) O0

<Twy wanders off, enthralled by the weird Mechwarrior's Hall diagnoses>
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ClarkeMarek

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Re: Scotty's Stand-Inn
« Reply #106 on: 09 February 2011, 02:49:33 »
*wonders what the fuss is about* ???
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Re: Scotty's Stand-Inn
« Reply #107 on: 11 February 2011, 21:00:16 »
*Peers his big ole' head and to see what is happening*

"I could like this place..."

*Heads to the bar and orders a Pan-galactic Gargle Blaster.  Extra Lemon.*
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Re: Scotty's Stand-Inn
« Reply #108 on: 11 February 2011, 22:11:48 »
*Spammy cuts out the middle man and just smashes Mattlov's skull in with a brick**  :D
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Re: Scotty's Stand-Inn
« Reply #109 on: 11 February 2011, 23:24:45 »
Better have been a gold brick, or it's on your tab. ;)
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Re: Scotty's Stand-Inn
« Reply #110 on: 11 February 2011, 23:27:11 »
Go ahead and call my tab.... you got a long line to get behind.   ;D
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Re: Scotty's Stand-Inn
« Reply #111 on: 13 February 2011, 14:16:58 »
<Bashes Mattlov's head in with a gold brick.>

Happy now? :)
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Re: Scotty's Stand-Inn
« Reply #112 on: 13 February 2011, 14:24:22 »
Quote from: Scotty on 13 February 2011, 14:16:58
<Bashes Mattlov's head in with a gold brick.>

Happy now? :)

Meh.  I've had better.
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Re: Scotty's Stand-Inn
« Reply #113 on: 13 February 2011, 15:29:23 »
Well then, we better keep bashing then.... 
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Re: Scotty's Stand-Inn
« Reply #114 on: 16 February 2011, 19:47:29 »
look you are not using the brick right. now lay down here and stay still. i need to borrow a steamroller and place the brick on the accelerator.
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Re: Scotty's Stand-Inn
« Reply #115 on: 16 February 2011, 20:56:32 »
**places captain john under a steam roller instead, video records the squish**  You're right, this is much better.
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Re: Scotty's Stand-Inn
« Reply #116 on: 18 February 2011, 08:01:25 »
[Wombat proceeds to put his nose to the grindstone. Unfortunately it sparks up and catches on fire.]
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Re: Scotty's Stand-Inn
« Reply #117 on: 18 February 2011, 08:50:36 »
Someone inexperienced with this kind of thing would be concerned... and unfortunately this is mild wombat activity....  ;)
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Re: Scotty's Stand-Inn
« Reply #118 on: 18 February 2011, 11:02:44 »
[Wombat nods and proceeds to roast a marshmellow on his nose.]
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Re: Scotty's Stand-Inn
« Reply #119 on: 18 February 2011, 18:29:42 »
Looks like it's time for smores! **breaks out the Hershey bars and graham crackers**
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