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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #690 on: 02 March 2015, 21:39:46 »
I am not a certified munitions tech, and thus am forbidden from loading an "specialized rounds" that I made in my garage.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #691 on: 02 March 2015, 22:02:48 »
DO NOT use a Davy Crockett as balls in mech rugby matches.

I am not allowed to fight a trail of possession for world in a augmented rugby match with elementals.

Do not taunt the ice hellions, they tend to get upset, throw a temper tantrum get beaten, then not want to play anymore.

While cool, I am not allowed to hook up a ammo loader vehicle to my dual rotary 5 toting templar, and load it with nothing but tracers.

Plasma rifles are not a acceptable way to break up a riot.

If I think of somtehting , and giggle, i'm probaly not allowed to do it.   [soapbox]
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #692 on: 02 March 2015, 22:26:23 »
Quote from: WarGod on 02 March 2015, 22:02:48
If I think of somtehting , and giggle, i'm probaly not allowed to do it.

They tell me the same thing in the rules subforums...
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #693 on: 02 March 2015, 23:38:27 »
I'm not allowed to skid with a battlemech into a city just because I don't want to use my ammo.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #694 on: 03 March 2015, 00:24:59 »
I'm no longer allowed to try break-dancing in a Hauberk suit.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #695 on: 03 March 2015, 01:15:51 »
I thought any dancing in a Hauberk was automatically break-dancing...
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #696 on: 03 March 2015, 01:36:51 »
That's actually due to the alcohol.

You didn't think I was going to try dancing in two tons of power armor while I was sober, did you?
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #697 on: 03 March 2015, 08:17:27 »
Battle Armor mosh pits are a bad idea
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #698 on: 03 March 2015, 11:00:43 »
Referring your assigned Battle Armor Squad as your ablative armor is not good idea.  Especially if your commanding officer is also a Battle Armor user.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #699 on: 03 March 2015, 11:38:04 »
I am not to hover a dropship over a city at low altitudes in an attempt to sign my name with the exhaust.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #700 on: 03 March 2015, 22:31:24 »
Quote from: Wrangler on 03 March 2015, 11:00:43
Referring your assigned Battle Armor Squad as your ablative armor is not good idea.  Especially if your commanding officer is also a Battle Armor user.

This is why the Hellbringer II was made...obviously Elementals got some higher position in the Jade Falcons.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #701 on: 03 March 2015, 23:39:44 »
I am not allowed to forge my commanding s officer signature, to use a jump ship, commandeer 3 drop ships.  Then take my mech company, with some civilian volunteers to go across the border into jade falcon territory.  orbital drop onto a industrial complex, hold off the falcons while my dropships land, and my civilian volunteers, load sturmfers, allacorns, and demolishers left at the factory into the drop ships.   I am also not allowed to sell any of the tanks for personal profit, even if I sold only 4 out of the 30 we recovered.   
(this honestly happened in a ATOW, the regimental commander heard about this stunt, and wanted a significant share of the profits, he also was not sure weather to pin a medal on me, or send me to prison)

The COC does not care what I read in mechtech magazine, we have a budget, so requisitioning a refit for my blackjack, that involves light Ac/5's AES, a trageting computer, and a XL engine is NOT GOING TO BE APPROVED.



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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #702 on: 04 March 2015, 00:14:19 »
I'm no longer allowed to attempt a DFA maneuver in a dropship while broadcasting Led Zeppelin on all frequencies.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #703 on: 04 March 2015, 10:48:49 »
No matter how many times I "respectfully request", the correct response to the XO's questions is never "eat my shorts".
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #704 on: 04 March 2015, 11:28:12 »
I am not allowed into ANY ordnance storage areas with out adult supervision. 

I am not allowed to buy Canoapian cat girls, to start a side business just outside the post.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #705 on: 15 March 2015, 01:22:35 »
I'm no longer allowed to sabotage the enemy by filling their commander's hot tub with instant pudding.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #706 on: 16 March 2015, 15:48:38 »
That hardly sound like sabotage, more like a good time.

I am no longer allowed to park my 'mech outside of the camp buildings and blare obscene sayings and references over my 'mechs PA system whenever a lower-ranking soldier exits a camp building. the laundry staff is mad at me about how many pairs of uniform pants need extra cleaning lately.
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« Reply #707 on: 16 March 2015, 16:28:08 »
I'm not allowed to name mechwarriors after 1980s pornstars.  :-X
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #708 on: 16 March 2015, 16:33:48 »
Quote from: Caedis_Animus on 16 March 2015, 15:48:38
That hardly sound like sabotage, more like a good time.

Which is why I'm no longer allowed to do it.

Instead, I'm putting ghost chili essence in his nasal spray.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #709 on: 18 March 2015, 07:43:40 »
Quote from: Wrangler on 16 March 2015, 16:28:08
I'm not allowed to name mechwarriors after 1980s pornstars.  :-X

Um..OK..Please pay no attention to the Dervish piloted by Hypatia Lee, then.. ;)
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« Reply #710 on: 29 March 2015, 15:25:38 »
I'm no longer allowed to comment on any similarities in color and texture between my grandmother's meat loaf and the brand of canned cat food she buys.
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« Reply #711 on: 31 March 2015, 16:15:40 »
The quartermaster has informed me that I can't requisition "more cowbell".
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #712 on: 01 April 2015, 22:23:06 »
I'm not allowed to refer to the Fire Mandrills as "Clan Monkey Business," "Clan Gorilla Warfare," or "Clan Ape ****."
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« Reply #713 on: 09 April 2015, 23:08:39 »
do not try to defend the peace talks from rioters using nuclear warheads, regardless of how effective you believe a MAD stratagem is or how much "my employer is cheating me with these contract loopholes".
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #714 on: 10 April 2015, 06:40:18 »
I am not allowed to when forced to pick combined arms that include Battle Armor and use them solely as reinforced armor for my OmniMechs.
Let's give this Strider some extra armor jacket, Hey, Inner Sphere Battle Armor Squad 2, i got a ride for you...   :brew:
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #715 on: 30 April 2015, 23:30:36 »
I'm not allowed to refer to my Unseen Phoenix Hawk as Jetfire.
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« Reply #716 on: 03 May 2015, 02:12:31 »
I'm no longer allowed to refer to my companion's Banshee as 'Waspinator' due to its constant destruction. Every time it's been fielded, it takes a headcapping weapon to the head before it can have any effect.
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« Reply #717 on: 04 May 2015, 00:00:37 »
I'm not allowed to borrow the time machine in order to insert pop culture references into important historic documents.
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« Reply #718 on: 13 May 2015, 19:26:21 »
I'm not allowed to teach my mom's bridge group to play Cards Against Humanity.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #719 on: 14 May 2015, 09:49:24 »
I'm not allowed to skip Fireballs like skipping rocks on water.
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