Author Topic: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread. (Read 145016 times)

Falchion · « **Reply #300 on:** 08 July 2012, 12:10:13 »

Quote from: GreenDragon on 08 July 2012, 04:24:45

I thought it was always "women and children first."

Exactly. The zeppelin's still in the air.

GreenDragon · « **Reply #301 on:** 08 July 2012, 14:01:28 »

Right. But now suddenly, they want equality instead of privilege?

Notsonoble · « **Reply #302 on:** 08 July 2012, 15:09:21 »

I can't declare my ISP as a Blakist faction in the hopes it'll be torn to the ground and replaced by a competent one.

Notsonoble · « **Reply #303 on:** 08 July 2012, 19:35:22 »

I will not start raves in the middle of all meltran fleets. It gives quartermasters heart attacks.

Falchion · « **Reply #304 on:** 11 July 2012, 09:01:06 »

"Culture shock" is not the appropriate term for the psywar tactic I've developed involving the dropping of deep-fried bacon cheeseburgers and lard shakes on the starved enemy population.

StCptMara · « **Reply #305 on:** 11 July 2012, 09:38:33 »

Quote from: Falchion on 11 July 2012, 09:01:06

"Culture shock" is not the appropriate term for the psywar tactic I've developed involving the dropping of deep-fried bacon cheeseburgers and lard shakes on the starved enemy population.

Isn't that just making them adopt the American Diet?

Falchion · « **Reply #306 on:** 11 July 2012, 21:26:32 »

Not when it's being done from roughly Angels Eight.

Hersh67 · « **Reply #307 on:** 11 July 2012, 21:50:36 »

Falchion, you're the bomb...

Falchion · « **Reply #308 on:** 12 July 2012, 23:05:26 »

"Sending someone out with a bang" does not include loading the hearse with sticks of dynamite and rolling it down towards the gas refinery.

vidar · « **Reply #309 on:** 13 July 2012, 01:01:38 »

No you need a small nuke and some strapping Lads to carry it up the steps to "rest" in state, your enemies capitol would be fitting >:D

Vash The Stampede · « **Reply #310 on:** 13 July 2012, 12:05:54 »

I must not emit bolts of PPC energy from my guitar everytime I play a solo.

Hersh67 · « **Reply #311 on:** 13 July 2012, 12:16:29 »

Quote from: Vash The Stampede on 13 July 2012, 12:05:54

I must not emit bolts of PPC energy from my guitar everytime I play a solo.

Because you might bring down the house?

Vash The Stampede · « **Reply #312 on:** 13 July 2012, 12:30:23 »

Because I might create destructive energized beauty by simply rocking >:D

Falchion · « **Reply #313 on:** 13 July 2012, 17:50:31 »

I cannot work actual mechanisms of action into my designs.

Notsonoble · « **Reply #314 on:** 14 July 2012, 07:25:02 »

I can not replace the blood the party wizard intends to use for a summoning circle with red koolaid, or the blood of a Falchion, or RIT-DYE

Falchion · « **Reply #315 on:** 14 July 2012, 08:49:46 »

An accidental mistranslation is acceptable. A purposeful distortion of the spoken word in translation to get the rest of the team killed by the natives is not.

Vash The Stampede · « **Reply #316 on:** 14 July 2012, 14:38:28 »

Will not use Comstar representatives to settle issues between towns folk and my clan.

MoneyLovinOgre4Hire · « **Reply #317 on:** 14 July 2012, 18:16:40 »

I'm not allowed to stick tracking collars on Vlad Ward or Phelan Kell in order to monitor their movements.

Falchion · « **Reply #318 on:** 16 July 2012, 01:00:38 »

It is not my birthday, and I cannot eat my enemies.

MoneyLovinOgre4Hire · « **Reply #319 on:** 16 July 2012, 10:57:10 »

Quote from: Falchion on 12 July 2012, 23:05:26

"Sending someone out with a bang" does not include loading the hearse with sticks of dynamite and rolling it down towards the gas refinery.

Does it involve exploding prostitutes?

Falchion · « **Reply #320 on:** 16 July 2012, 23:37:17 »

Well, one of the previous ones did, but I figured I wouldn't mention it owing to toeing the line as it is with that previous real Do Not.

I cannot argue that purchasing real firearms accessories for props should be covered under production costs. Even if it's true.

Vash The Stampede · « **Reply #321 on:** 17 July 2012, 01:34:49 »

Cannot use Sazabi as a stand in for my atlas.

Falchion · « **Reply #322 on:** 17 July 2012, 01:50:46 »

I cannot make IEDs with cymbals.

Vash The Stampede · « **Reply #323 on:** 17 July 2012, 15:27:23 »

Cannot use Hy-Goggs for repairing public pools

Falchion · « **Reply #324 on:** 18 July 2012, 09:46:08 »

I cannot stop up an enemy advance by using school buses loaded with children and explosives.

Weirdo · « **Reply #325 on:** 18 July 2012, 09:47:49 »

The trick is school buses with explosive nuns. And no brakes.

StCptMara · « **Reply #326 on:** 18 July 2012, 09:54:34 »

Quote from: Falchion on 18 July 2012, 09:46:08

I cannot stop up an enemy advance by using school buses loaded with children and explosives.

Nor shall I have an enemy covered in what looks like human infants....(not really infants, mind you...they are actually
part of the particular demon....but, you know, the PCs don't know that...)

Vash The Stampede · « **Reply #327 on:** 18 July 2012, 13:51:03 »

Cannot rationalize the idea of using said bus full of children and explosives by claiming the were children of the grave.

MoneyLovinOgre4Hire · « **Reply #328 on:** 18 July 2012, 15:15:41 »

I'm no longer allowed to use the eggbeater or the salad shooter during interrogations.

Falchion · « **Reply #329 on:** 18 July 2012, 21:06:10 »

Even if it is my birthday, I cannot devour the bodies of my slain enemies.