I am not allowed to use a recording of a badly played set of bagpipes as a PsyOps weapon.
I am not allowed to use a recording of a well played set of bagpipes as a PsyOps weapon.
That
Firestarter is not the lance's prtable barbecue.
My plan must be more than the lyrics to
batteryUsing the HPG to make prank calls is now forbidden.
Sending my opponents links to
TV Tropes is forbidden by the Ares conventions.
I am no longer to refer to a mobile structure as an all-purpose battering ram.
Percussive maintenance is not a
recognised medical technique.
Percussive maintenance is not a medical technique.
My IED cannot have its trigger word be "the", "sarge", or "your highness"
No strapping POWs to the bottom of the dropship because I don't want to take them with me.
No strapping POWs to anywhere else on the dropship, full stop.
Pilots are not to "buzz" the enemy encampment. With a dropship.
I am not allowed to look up my enemy's weakness on Sarna.net
There is no such thing as a warning shot with a nuclear device.
If orbital bombardment is banned, not allowed to throw large rocks out of a high-altitude dropship.
Narc beacons make for poor diplomatic gifts.
A 21-gun salute does not usually consist of live artillery.
There is no "ramming speed" setting on a dropship.
I will not announce my arrival in orbit with several hours of sustained orbital bombardment.
You do not "walk" a nuclear device onto target.
Not allowed to use that heavy mass driver to wipe out all life on the planet just because a pesant didn't address me with full honourifics
When asked for a character concept for an aerospace pilot, I may not simply say "the mad bomber who bombs at midnight".
Battlemechs can't
mouse-hole.
I cannot try to get a mass driver through customs as an express parcel delivery service.
Just because the warship has the heat sinks to fire all of its energy weapons every turn, does not mean it should do so. This goes double when there is no enemy around.
I will not refer to the AC/20 as a
master key.
Just because I have the free mass does not mean I can fit 500,000 tons of styrofoam into a WarShip.
My character may not be named "I Say" to make everyone else talk like Foghorn Leghorn. (Thank you, Yahtzee)
Painting "shoot me" on the back of the CO's mech is funny until he finds out. Actually shooting him is not. Getting a TAC and destroying the company command mech is worthy of court martial.
TAG makes a poor laser pointer. I will never again use TAG as a laser pointer when the artillery company is test-firing.
Next time I fire a warning shot, I will choose a weapon that is incapable of headcapping.
