Substitute Teacher? Your going to need something stronger than whiskey son.
Light Assault Group - An Orwellian appelation applied by the Draconis Combine to troops haphazardly equipped with whatever expendable equipment was lying around the maintenance yard, for the purpose of throwing their lives away for the greater glory of the Dragon, see also Human Bombs.
Meth? I kinda like having teeth but I suppose the weight loss would do me some good.
Long Island Iced Tea O0
I'll drink to that!
But would you bathe in it? Now that's the question. ;)
Be sure to keep your soaked klat away from open flames.
May as well, I'll smell like a still either way O0After the game of Alpha Strike I just played against 'Ducks I could use a good drink.
if i had a big enough straw
Is it too late to announce that I am STILL Khan of Clan Trouser Snake?
Mead must be sipped my lad, drinking it like its cheap beer will not do.
I already claimed Khanship of Clan Fragile Porcelin Mouse. Our logo is Rex Grossman dropping to the ground...
Great, they'll fit right into an episode of Honey Boo Boo... I'd assume since I'm too horrified by the commercials to watch the show.
this is why I don't watch reality tv
This is why I stopped watching TV. That and out of 700 channels there was never anything on worth watching.